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Speaker 1: Let me see the business. Where's your intro? What have

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Speaker 1: is so Luderus Nation for Life. It all started when

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Speaker 1: a dumbass met another dumbast. The hell is the thing?

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Speaker 1: Gun shots? Where's the actually bad? So losing? There? There?

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Speaker 1: It is there, it is we're starting. Hey, Ryan, can

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Speaker 1: I mean, good God, I'll fill Timetoi leaves so Luderus

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Speaker 1: Nation for Life. Now it's a good story. I want

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Speaker 1: and they became the dumbast tree At the end, Arnold

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Speaker 1: live it? Arnold? Don't we are the one too? Three

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Speaker 1: sore losers? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: What's up, everyone? I am Eddie and I know the

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Speaker 1: least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your

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Speaker 1: what's what's scuba? Hello, I'm Scuba Steve. I was born

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Speaker 1: in June of Sunday morning. My mom was eating pancakes

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Speaker 1: two hours. You have not. I've gone to get Vegas

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Speaker 1: dachelor party. I'm not gonna argue, hey, you want to

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Speaker 1: do you have a hundred people that close to you

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00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: that need to be there celebrating. There was one guy

421
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 1: that they up. I've known this since he was crawling

422
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: in Dieper. That guy. There was one guy that he

423
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 1: got drafted and they go to his couch. He ain't

424
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: even there. I don't know where he was, but it

425
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 1: was like showing mom and dad and they're like, uh,

426
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 1: they're trying to find him in the crowd of the house,

427
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 1: and there he is. I'm like, oh, that's who we're

428
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,959
Speaker 1: looking at because I had no idea who got drafted.

429
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: They were all hugging and it was like he was

430
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: behind the couch, behind three rows of people and here

431
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 1: he comes. Did you see the one guy that had

432
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 1: all thirty two hats on? What was it on? Like

433
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,679
Speaker 1: his coffee table? So it was it was the Safety

434
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 1: from Michigan, Dax Hill or something. To buy and the Bengals.

435
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: He picked through it put the Bengals on good question, Kay, dog,

436
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: what would you what would you rather do? I would

437
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 1: be My first instinct is I feel like I would

438
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 1: be at home. Yeah, I would be with my family.

439
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: Whoever the hell you want, Invite my boys, over all

440
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,360
Speaker 1: my friends, like all the people who were there during

441
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: that journey. You were just talking about growing up and

442
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: all that work that you put in, all your your trainers,

443
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: your coaches, your high school coach, at college coach, everybody, like,

444
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,239
Speaker 1: let's let's enjoy this together, because when you're home, you

445
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 1: can't invite there anyone you want. When you're there, it's

446
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: like the hotti girlfriend, but that won't be there. There's

447
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: always a hottie right now. There has to be some.

448
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: Didn't I was shocked. I mean I don't I don't

449
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 1: remember seeing one without a hottie. I mean maybe it

450
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: was a sister, but there was hotties everywhere in that room.

451
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 1: Maybe they nfl maybeven plant the hotties on the couch.

452
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: They got them from the strip. They might they might

453
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 1: go to the club and be like, hey, bottle girl,

454
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: you're off tonight, A gonna come sit on the couch

455
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: and act like, you know, you're gonna act like you

456
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: know sauce. Okay, you're you're gonna yeah, I like sauce.

457
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 1: What positions you play? Football? Okay? I love football. Uh,

458
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: but I would say it's a joke. No, I was

459
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 1: just saying, like she doesn't know anything about football. Okay,

460
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: places football, I love it. I love it. Cool. I

461
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: would rather be at home because I don't want to

462
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: be the embarrassment that just keeps sliding down the draft

463
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: board and you don't even get drafted the first round.

464
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: You get embarrassed quarterbacks like, oh, yes, you get embarrassed.

465
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: You're sitting in there just going all right, I'm gonna

466
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 1: be a top ten pick. I'm gonna be a you know, Okay.

467
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything to be embarrassed about. They

468
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: show you, like if you go like Aaron Rodgers, Oh

469
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: my god, that showed him every draft. It was in

470
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 1: the green room and he was supposed to be a

471
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: top five pick and it gets to ten, and they

472
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,959
Speaker 1: showed him every time a draft pick was announced. They

473
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: put the camera on him. There was just like oh,

474
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: he would seek lower and lower in his chair and lower.

475
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: The only reason I say it's not. And then finally

476
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: he jumped on Southwest because he want to get away.

477
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: That's your joke, not funny. Teams are are looking for

478
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: different things. It's not they're not necessarily looking for the

479
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: quarterback at all times. So you can't get your feelings hurt. Now,

480
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 1: if you are Aaron Rodgers and they pick another quarterback

481
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: before you, then it's you got a problem. Then you start, oh,

482
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing, like whatever. But like like last night, they're

483
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: just trying to I mean, how many defenders went in

484
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: a you know, so you're you got these great wide

485
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: receivers who are like, what the man, I'm right here.

486
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,719
Speaker 1: They're not looking for you. Got running backs, we're not

487
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: looking for you. But there's nothing like the quarterback. Like

488
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: Malik Willis. He didn't get drafted last night. There was

489
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 1: only what's his name from Kenny Pickett from Pitt was

490
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: the only one. But but we knew though, and they

491
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: knew that quarterbacks were not going to know. They were

492
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: thinking Carolina was gonna take a quarterback at six. I understand, quarterback,

493
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: Carolina needs a quarterback. And the New Orleans, New Orleans

494
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: trades up and you're thinking, oh, they're going quarterback. They're

495
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: gonna get their quarterback of the future wide receiver. Okay,

496
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: all right, well we need someone throw the bottom. Yeah,

497
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: well they got Jamis. Yeah I know. And that's what

498
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, I think that just you can't get

499
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 1: your feelings hurt based on what a team needs. It's

500
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: not you necessarily, it's just there. They need something else.

501
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: They think it's more important. You've been the man life,

502
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: especially at quarterback. You've been the big dog and pop

503
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: warner in high school and liberty. Hell yeah, you were

504
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: the dude. And then like like they say, if you

505
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: you expect a team is gonna trade up for you

506
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: because you're the dude. You're like, you know what, they think,

507
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm so good, they're gonna mortgage their future draft picks

508
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: to come get me. And when you don't get drafted

509
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: in the first round, you're just sitting there in that room,

510
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: that green room, you get all dressed up. There was

511
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: a linebacker from Georgia and Nakobe Dean or something. I

512
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: can't believe you didn't get drafted, get drafted first round.

513
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: He sat there the whole night in that green room.

514
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: Nothing like so awkward. So then does he go back

515
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: there tonight and like, do you get dressed up again

516
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: and you do all that stuff? Suit? Right? I can't

517
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: get a different one? Are they paying for those suits?

518
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: So they provided? Oh yeah, they're provided for. Another agent

519
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: probably pays for a Yeah, somebody someone gives it. Probably

520
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: wear them. Yeah, it's wearing that night. And I mean

521
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: because some of them, I mean some of those chains.

522
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, Like Sauces chain was wow. Yeah

523
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: it said sauce. Yeah, like the red that was awesome. Stones,

524
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh that was really And then there was one guy

525
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: that had like, um, who the heck what was his name?

526
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: He had like yellow you know, no Jermin John, I'm shocked.

527
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: You guys know these guys names, the real sports genes

528
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: who I can't remember who had the yellow suit? Jimmy No,

529
00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: j John Draft Johnny Johnnerson No, what the heck was

530
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: his names? And Rogers No, no, no, no, Bandy No,

531
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It doesn't matter, Thomas, it doesn't matter.

532
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,959
Speaker 1: It really doesn't matter. But I was like, damn, that's

533
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: a cool suit. That looks cool, cool couch. Good story,

534
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: Get time to tell it again? Or no, we'd love

535
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: to hear it again. No, You guys are idiots. You

536
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: guys were bringing up and I was just saying, I

537
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: was like, that was a Johnson the second no, no, no,

538
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: Johnson was right, Yeah, yellow suit there it is wow

539
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: Ermaine Johnson. What team is he from? Well, here's crazy.

540
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: He started out on last chance for you and which

541
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: is that? Yes, doesn't make it? Goes to Georgia. Transfers

542
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: from Georgia to Florida State. Boom drafted the big dude

543
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: from Georgia. He had no offers coming out of high school. Cool.

544
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: The big dude from Georgia, which one, the enormous guy,

545
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: what's his name? Well, there's a lot of stop it,

546
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: you know. The overside his big Jordan Davis. Is he

547
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: going to be good or is he just big? The

548
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: knock on him is he can't play all three downs,

549
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: so like he can only play two downs because he's

550
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: so big. I mean he is. He is a freak.

551
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: But when it comes to like pass rushing, he's not

552
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 1: gonna get He's there to stop the run. This is

553
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: what's funny about the draft. This I do love this

554
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: is immediately you have the winners and the losers. You've

555
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: never seen the damn people play in the NFL. Half

556
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: the first round, people are gonna be busted. That's what

557
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: happens more than half. Probably, Yeah, they're bus so when

558
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: they like when everybody's making fun of the Patriots for

559
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: taking that guy strange, like, oh he was right and

560
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: number number one. I'm like, but that's another reason why

561
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: I think it's okay for people not to get picked, because,

562
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: like you know, you look at these positions, like an

563
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: offensive line, they're like the Cowboys, we are just desperate

564
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: for an oligneman. Like we're desperate. Whoever we get, he's

565
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: gonna play. And it was a good ringing endorsement. When

566
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: he got drafted and Lewis Riddicks said this guy is

567
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: a penalty waiting to happen. I was like, wow, that's

568
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: a good analysis. I think he was the most penalized

569
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: alignment in the FBS last year. It's like, that's not

570
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: what I want to hear. If I'm a Cowboys fan,

571
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: can't wait you know that? And I didn't. I didn't

572
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: hear it. But again, I didn't hear it because it

573
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: was like ninety when he got drafted and everyone's asleep,

574
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: so I had the volume really low. But I just

575
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: feel like Cowboys were used to the penalties anyway, So

576
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: just bring it off. Yeah, and I want to give

577
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: what you're trying to change that culture. I want to

578
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: give props to the NFL for hiring such good actors.

579
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: Because the Jacksonville Jaguars section in the draft was full

580
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: of people, I'd like, they care who the Jaguars. Did

581
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: you see their stadium, their watch party? Yeah? It was like,

582
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: there's no way that many people care about the Jaguars.

583
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: I've never met Jags fan in my life ever, what

584
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: if that's their team? Though? No, But like you have

585
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: you met anybody of all the places you've gone, has

586
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: anybody coming to you in a Jaguars jersey or Jaguar

587
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: shirt and you're not, Oh you're a Jaguars fan. My

588
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: eight year old because I likes colors, okay, but he

589
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: wears the jersey but he doesn't know their names. He

590
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But if we got tickets to the draft,

591
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: he would want to sit in the Jaguars section. I

592
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: don't know why, but that's what he wants. Eddie, you

593
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 1: needed you need to help them. Hey, dude, we're all

594
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: Cowboys fans, but all of us. But here's here's what's

595
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,959
Speaker 1: crazy again? Two more teams traded away their number one

596
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: wide receiver. Two more That is crazy. What are they doing?

597
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 1: Here's what happened with the Titans. A J. Brown started

598
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: going public and saying doing all this stuff on Twitter,

599
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: and guess what showed his din No, he was saying,

600
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: I want more money, scrapped all the you know Titans,

601
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: you know references and comments on Twitter. He he wanted

602
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: twenty five million a year. He wanted top wide receiver money.

603
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. He ain't a top wide receiver. He's

604
00:30:54,800 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: not good Brown, He's not not even were we well,

605
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: I think we count into like he was about. No, no, not,

606
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: I said maybe top twenty and so you can't pay

607
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: him twenty five million a year because he's not Davante Adams.

608
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: But man, it's always worth a shot to these guys.

609
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: But the Patriots, the Titans wanted to pay him about

610
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty million a year and he said, no, I

611
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: want more. And they realized, listen, hey, you're causing a

612
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: disruption on Twitter. We don't do that. We we come

613
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: from the Patriot tree, where you don't air anything out

614
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: in the public. If you do Guess what, Yeah, and

615
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,959
Speaker 1: so that's what he did. And they're like, you know what,

616
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: you're too much of a distraction. You want too much money,

617
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: kick rocks. No player is better than the team. And

618
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: they decided, you know what, We'll trade you and we'll

619
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: just draft your replacement right away and we'll get another

620
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: draft pick for it. A J. Brown's never healthy. He

621
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: misses games all the time. He has bad knees. It

622
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: was a great move for the Titans. It was a

623
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: great move. Yeah, which is very similar play. They said,

624
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: he's the Arkansas dude. Yeah, they said pro comparison A J.

625
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: Brown when they do, like who looked? They remind him

626
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: of them, the pros. And so the Titans were like,

627
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: you know what, you want million, go get it from

628
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: the Eagles. Will trade with them, get their pick and

629
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: get another pick, and we'll just pick your replacement. Good

630
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: for the Titans. See you And then Marky's Brown see

631
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: you later. He's in Arizona and Lamar Jackson not happy,

632
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: not happy at all. He's already in Arizona. He was

633
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 1: at the watch party. Lesson, did you see how it happened?

634
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: They had worked on that trade because Marky's Brown at

635
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: the end of Yeah, he went to the GM of

636
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: the Ravens said hey, I want to be traded, and

637
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: so they kept it. He did it smartly. He went

638
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: to the GM in private. They kept it under wraps.

639
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Nobody knew partly that's just how you should do it. Well.

640
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: It's smartly, professionally smart. It was smart because no one knew.

641
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: They didn't show their hands. So the Cardinals and Ravens

642
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: had the trade agreed upon and told nobody and Hollywood.

643
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: Brown was in Vegas with his girlfriend. The owner of

644
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: the Cardinals flew to Vegas on his private jet, picked

645
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: up Brown and his girlfriend, and when the trade was

646
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: announced two seconds later, he walked out on stage at

647
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: the Cardinals watch party. That is cool. I like that.

648
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. That's how you execute a trade.

649
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: That is so cool. Like they knew, and they knew

650
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: hours before he went and got him. No one had

651
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: any idea that he was behind that cartin you're just mad.

652
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: You're at the Cardinals watch party, going what we traded for? Hollywood?

653
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: He's here? Who now? And they could give him some

654
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: stick him for his hands because I'm not a catch.

655
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: He dropped the ball lot, So how much the draft

656
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna watch tonight. None, that's it. I'll check to

657
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: see who everyone got like online, but I'm not watching

658
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: it unless I'm home and the we're eating or something.

659
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: I'll have it on the TV, but I'm not gonna

660
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: watch it. Watch it. Did you watching basketball? No? I

661
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: flipped over. I was watching more of the Sun Pelicans

662
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: game that I was the draft. I flipped back to

663
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: the draft. They were both blows last night, weren't they

664
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: the games? No, that Pelicans Sons game was awesome, awesome.

665
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: The Sons pulled away in the last two minutes, but

666
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: it was a tie game, two point game, one point game.

667
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: Back the change. He hit a three. I hit a three.

668
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: Chris Paul was like fourteen or fourteen from the field.

669
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,720
Speaker 1: It was awesome. And the coach of the Pelicans they lost,

670
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: he was bawling his eyes out. He's crying. Wasn't playing

671
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: there out. He was emotional because he used to be

672
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: an assistant with the Sons. He knew how what they

673
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: were running twelve one in twelve to start the season,

674
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: and I think he was just like overwhelmed with how hard. Yes, No,

675
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: I think he was so proud of his team. You know,

676
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: you're just guessing what how he's feeling. No, I'm guessing.

677
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't ask him, he didn't talk about anything.

678
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 1: I didn't look that up. I just saw the tears.

679
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: I was that is a dude that is so proud

680
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: of his what he stubbed his toe though, Like, you

681
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: have no idea why he's crying, But you're coming on

682
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: today giving all these reasons why you think he was crying,

683
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: but you really don't know. We're gonna find out today

684
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: that his son actually got drafted. Shock jock, that's what

685
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: it was, and then you're gonna come on on Monday

686
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: and apologize that you had it all wrong. No, he

687
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: was emotional because they fought so hard from one in

688
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: twelve to like three, from three and fifteen to making

689
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: the playoffs and giving the number one seed. All they

690
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: could handle. This is like the football team, the soccer

691
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: team singing that song. You had no idea why they

692
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 1: were singing that song. Same thing, don't said, yeah today,

693
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: will you please explain that that FIV that mess up. No,

694
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: they want to mess up. My mom sent it to

695
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: me ten minutes before we went on. I was like, oh,

696
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: that's really cool. Cool, Like, here's the thing I'm not

697
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 1: gonna know the traditions of every single tonight soccer. Mitchell,

698
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: are you a football game football guy? No, dude, I'm

699
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: not average sports watcher sports fan. I don't know the who.

700
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: Who's donna know what's what? Here's the thing you can

701
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: never hold? So you know the chance of every school? Yeah? Okay,

702
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: what's Alabama roll tad? That's all they say? They don't

703
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: have any songs chance? Okay, what about No, it's um

704
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: sweet roll no sweet sweet dick Seed, my sweet dick

705
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: seat Delight. What is that song? Exactly dollar? Yeah, and

706
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: they roll Top and the Dixie Land Delight roll Top. Okay,

707
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: he's got it. You cannot know the chance and traditions

708
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: of every freaking sports franchise in the world spend Okay,

709
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: it's impossible. It's impossible, impossible. So, yes, I watched soccer.

710
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: Do I know all the chants and songs? You should know?

711
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: You're the sports genius. You should You lost all credibility

712
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: now on this podcast. Damn, I guess I'll just retire

713
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: just speaking of we're gonna talk about our live podcast

714
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: that we're doing. Yeah, you wanna talk about that? I

715
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: don't know what I mean. I kind of want to

716
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: talk about all this new gear you have, though about

717
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 1: my stuff an extra stuff, and he comes in here

718
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: like he's a scholarships at the University of Arkansas, just

719
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: said when I want to sign you an n I

720
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: L deal. When I went to Arkansas, they said that

721
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: we are tour. That we were doing is the tour

722
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: they give the recruits. So basically I was a recruit

723
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: for one day and we went through that football facility.

724
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 1: They opened the doors, come on and we met coach Pittman.

725
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard that. Kay Dog sat

726
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: with Coach Pittman for a little bit and then we

727
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 1: went down and met some other assistant coaches the workout facility,

728
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: and then we went to the equipment room. This is

729
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: the Arkansas razorback equipment squad. And this they had basically

730
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: every shoe you can think of. They had a wall

731
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: the size of this wall right there with any kind

732
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: of cleat that you want, clear eats, regular running shoes,

733
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: hang out shoes, whatever, and they said that players just

734
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: go up there and they point, I'll take those cleats.

735
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: Here you go. He's a pair of what size you wear, Boom,

736
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: give it to you. Oh you know what I'm going

737
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: out tonight. Those are cool maroon red, you know like that,

738
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: given that one right there, boom shoes are yours? So

739
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: can you go back the next day and get another

740
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: pair of regular shoes? As a player, I don't know.

741
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: I didn't ask those questions. See, this is the thing,

742
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: and I'm an average sports fan sports watcher. I didn't.

743
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm not like a super super fan. Every time I

744
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: do stuff like this, I'm not kidding. I think of you.

745
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: I think of lunch Box and what he would do

746
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: if he was here. He would flip out, Like you

747
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: would look at the locker room. You'd probably act like

748
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: you're getting dressed. You would ask for shoulder pads and

749
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: like you would just be like, oh, let me take

750
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: a picture of this. Who can I hold that trophy?

751
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: And me I'm just like this is really cool. But

752
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm not enjoying this as much as I think lunch

753
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: Box would. I would have so many questions about the equipment.

754
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: Like they just go in and pick shoes. They walk

755
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: out with ten shoe boxes at one time. There's there's

756
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: obviously a limit. There's no limit. There's no I don't

757
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: think there's a limit. Because they gave us anything you

758
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: can possibly imagine. So like this one I'm wearing right

759
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: now is what coaches would wear on a like U

760
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: seventies game day. Yeah, you look like you're ready to

761
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: go on the sideline right now. Put the headset on, coach.

762
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: What's the game? It's seventy four degrees, a little cool,

763
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's a noon game. A little noon breeze

764
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: coming a little bit. This is what I'm wearing. This

765
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: is what you put on that I have of the polos,

766
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: like regular polos. They look like golf shirts with a

767
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: razorback hog on them, and like anything, sweatpants, a big hoodie,

768
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: like a real hoodie, like a thick hoodie. Got one

769
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: of those. I mean, dude, they gave us so much

770
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: stuff and I feel this this is a cool. Part two.

771
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: They basically can make any kind of jersey for any uh.

772
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: I don't know if they said any n C Double

773
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: A team or most of the n C Double A teams,

774
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: but definitely the SEC team at least the conference. Basically

775
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: because if a team comes in and, like say, someone

776
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: forgot their jersey or a jersey ripped and they did

777
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: a new one, They're able to make that jersey there form.

778
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: Did they make you a jersey? I didn't ask. I

779
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: think jersey is a different level. That would have been cool. Yeah,

780
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: what number would you have got? Nober was my number one?

781
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, gambling number, this is my number one.

782
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: But I think jersey is a different level because then

783
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: they put a name, they want to put a name

784
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: on it and all that. I mean, hell, they gave

785
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: Bobby a raid helmet. I was gonna say that. I

786
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: came from. It's a legit helmet. They're like, here, put

787
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: is that game one? No, it's brand new. That it's

788
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: brand new. I mean I figured there's like no day

789
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: and they may paint them after every game or something.

790
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to have every season. Munch. Have you

791
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: touched that yet? You should touch it because this is

792
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: like an official helmet. You can kind of see. I

793
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: want you. Can you put it on right now because

794
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: I want to show you something. Okay, bring it. Because

795
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: you never played football and so you don't realize, well,

796
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: one they're very heavy, but you don't realize how hard

797
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: it is one to see out of the fate face mask,

798
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: and two how loud the helmet is when you get hit.

799
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: That hurts so what I'm gonna do. What I'm gonna

800
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: do is I'm just gonna say, you just score a touchdown,

801
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: all right? Hold on, No, no, it's a helmet. Stop. No, no, no, no, no, no.

802
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: You know what I've always thought it was weird. Here. Oh,

803
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: you know what I've always thought it was weird. It's

804
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: like someone goes down. No, no, we can't take a

805
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: picture of this, ridiculous. What I find weird is like

806
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: someone gets a head injury right down and they're walking

807
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: off the field and people come up and tapping, what

808
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: the hell are you doing? He just got hit in

809
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: the air. You just scored a touchdown, all right, and

810
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking happy for you. We're up seven zero.

811
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: Here we go. You're ready. Don't want you guys, it's

812
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: not okay. That is a soft hand. Pat I've never

813
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: seen you look more athletic. No, no, I'm not gonna

814
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: look stupid. You know you look good. Someone shouldn't wear

815
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: a helmet. You look seriously, it's just blocking most of

816
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: your face, but you look good. Okay, okay, So so

817
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: you think that's loud, Imagine a football being thrown forty

818
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: yards down full power and it hits you in the

819
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: face mask. That's not cool, dude. It's not hurts it

820
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: doesn't You never like I was a receiver. Yeah yeah,

821
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: I mean you miss it, you miss it and it

822
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: goes right. It's your face masks and it's so freaking loud.

823
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: It's like you don't realize that well and hitting three

824
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: pound freaking grown ass men. Now let's try a face mask. No,

825
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pull it real hard. Okay, all right,

826
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: that is I mean, you're the first to come on

827
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: the podcast and a lot huh yeah, it's really cool.

828
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: You're the first to come on the podcast and say

829
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: stuff like, you know, like, oh man, can't you not

830
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 1: catch the ball? How hard is it to see other corners.

831
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you gotta I'm not a professional athlete

832
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: catch I get it, but look at those bars in

833
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: your peripheral It's like putting two fingers up to the

834
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: like right in front of your face and trying to

835
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: see through it. It's impossible. It's it's really hard. Those

836
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: catches where it's over the shoulder are almost impossible to catch.

837
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: But they can do it because they've done it a

838
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: hundred times, because they're amazing. Yes, but but like anyone amazing,

839
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: you're gonna miss him every once in a while. Yeah, yes,

840
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 1: I understand that, Not to mention all the freaking shoulder

841
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 1: pads and everything you got on too. They block your vision,

842
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: but your arms, yeah, okay, can just raise your arms

843
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: however you want. It's almost like the way you can

844
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: do it naturally. That's why they wear such short, small

845
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: shoulder pads. Now that everything is so plain, they barely

846
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: wear any path because it restricts their movement. I mean

847
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: the iPads. If you see something, those guys, it's like

848
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: they have all It takes one dead leg and then

849
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: you put regular one right back on. Well I agree

850
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: with that, but a lot of them don't. I'm like,

851
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: that is crazy. They walk out there, it's like, oh,

852
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but yeah, but the basketball

853
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: game is good last night. Now you want to hear

854
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: a crazy story, crazy story after the break? After the break,

855
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: a couple pleads guilty just stealing five hundred thousand dollars

856
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: from a casino by cheating at baccarat back. I think,

857
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: is this an older story? Yeah, I've had it, and

858
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: I about I saw this, but I don't know how

859
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: to play bacarat. It's like a kind of poker. I

860
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: don't know how to play back one of those black

861
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: It's like a blackjack tablenday. It's like I thought it was.

862
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: I thought it was I've heard of it, but maybe

863
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: it's card. You have to look it up. I'm looking

864
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: it up now. I think it's a card game. So

865
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: the husband and wife conspired to treat cheat at back

866
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: aunt because she was a dealer at the casino, so

867
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 1: before was going on break, she would take a peek

868
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: at the next sequence and walk like she's going to

869
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: take a break. Tell him, and then he would jump

870
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: in and place large wagers because he knew the sequence

871
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: coming up. How much they won five at first when

872
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: they were first charged, they thought it was up. They

873
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: had stole up to four million dollars, but they could

874
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: only prove five seven thousand, six hundred dollars. I'm shocked

875
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: that they just let him win that many times, Like

876
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: I would think the first hundred they'd be like, all right,

877
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: this same guy, like he's really good, let's watch like

878
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: he he's really good, and he seems to come only

879
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: at certain times, so let's watch him. But that let

880
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: it go to half a million more, like you said,

881
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: But maybe that is crazy to me. That takes so

882
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: much guts to sit there and peek at whatever is

883
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: coming up and go and tell then when you know

884
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: there's cameras on you, you know, or maybe she just

885
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: texts on anything, Roulette jack whatever. My heart is like

886
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: just jumping out of my chest. When when when this

887
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: guy he puts twenty K on it and he's not

888
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: even sweating, you gotta know there's something there's something wrong exactly.

889
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: That's that's my point. It has to be because you

890
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: you're right, you're sitting there with your hands rubbing you

891
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: have on your There's also guys out there that do

892
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: that cheating that are just no I get that. But

893
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: you know who that at the high roller table. I

894
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: guess right, you know who those people are. Like my

895
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: friend I was in Vegas once. We're waiting for a

896
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: limit to pick us up outside to go to okay

897
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: humble yeah, uh no, I think we just went because

898
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: we're counting to let's go to Vegas for some three

899
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: hour drive from where I grew up. And uh, we

900
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: were waiting outside of whatever casino it was. You're headed

901
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: a thunder yeah, thunder down Under and some guy walks out.

902
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: This guy was dressed probably pretty much how I am

903
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: right now. I'm not even kidding, like regular shorts, regular

904
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: V neck whatever. And he's like, hey, you guys going

905
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: so nothing like you are now because you don't have

906
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: a V neck and you don't have shorts. Okay. He

907
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: looks like a regular, average joke, average tea baby. And

908
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: we're waiting for a couple of buddies and we're waiting

909
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: for the limit to pick us up, and the guy goes,

910
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: just hopping my limits. Let's just go, come on, just

911
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: come with me, and we're all going to the same place.

912
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, we're going to thunder but it's like

913
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: you're in the thunder two. Yeah, So he leaves. He

914
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: said that, he's like, you guys want to thunder down Under,

915
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: let's go. So he hop in and we get there.

916
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: Mind you, this guy, I'm telling you, looks as as

917
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: averages can be. And we get there and there's this

918
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: fat line and we're like, damn, you gotta wait in

919
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: this stupid line. No, no, no, guys, come with me.

920
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: Come with me. So we walk up to the front

921
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: and he walks up to the bouncer and he's like, hey,

922
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 1: we need a table right now, and okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry,

923
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna clear out right now. First thing they do,

924
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: they clear out this entire table, this entire section for us,

925
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: while there's still this fat line outside and we're just

926
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: sitting there for until five in the morning. We had

927
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: this entire section to ourselves. We have certain things for

928
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: free all night. What gonna have to pay a single dollar?

929
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: We're all all of us. So your friends that you're

930
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,479
Speaker 1: waiting for finally showed up. Oh no, we left their ass. Yeah,

931
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: we left him. So how many of you guys actually

932
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: went five of us all night? And Homeboy and a

933
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: couple of did you have to hang out with him? Yeah?

934
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 1: We're in the section and he was buying us stuff

935
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: all night. Didn't have to pay for anything. He found

936
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: out this guy U he owns McDonald's. He owns like

937
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: four McDonald's in Nevada. Just four, yeah, something like that.

938
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: Maybe it was more. Yeah, I used to uh, mid thirties,

939
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: mid to late thirties probably, okay, Yeah, And what happened

940
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: after that, I mean very much on the pod, but no,

941
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: the sun came up and we went home. But it

942
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: was one of there. There was no strings attached. Oh,

943
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: never saw talk to the guy again ever, never got

944
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: his number nothing. Did you go back to get some

945
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: big mac hey? Did he offer you his man? Did

946
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: that McDonald's bread? He said, you want to see my McNuggets?

947
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: He goes he want I got dipping sauce right here

948
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: for you. Now were dipping some other sauce. It was good, dude,

949
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: there's a good time. What sauce did? It was a

950
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: good time. The oh man, the thunder down under sauce.

951
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: I can't believe you went back to the room and

952
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: made him mc flory. Did he show you his buns?

953
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: Like you want to see my McDonald's french fry? Hey,

954
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 1: cheese or no cheese? Extra cheese? You get pickle? Hey?

955
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: Do you make sure it was a happy meal? Hey?

956
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: You get that special sauce in the pickle? All right?

957
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,479
Speaker 1: Did he let you meet Ronald? Hey? What number? Comment?

958
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: Did you get? Sixty nine? No? I don't think he

959
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: was it a big breakfast? Hey? How big was that

960
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: quarter pounder? Hey? Come on, just just just wink if

961
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: it is, that's a good story that I don't know.

962
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: I wasn't talking about like because yes, I mean when

963
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: we lived in Austin and probably here too. I remember

964
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: I'd go to Whole Foods and there'd be a dude

965
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: in like flip flop shorts and whatever. Oh you know

966
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 1: that guys man that's the founder of freaking Dell Computers

967
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: or whatever, like crazy, Well that's a billionaire right there.

968
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: But but but what I'm talking about is you're not

969
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: gonna be Jeff Bezos and go to the limit correct

970
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: black jack. That's like, yeah, you say that, because like

971
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: one time I was sitting at a blackjack table at

972
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: the wind and it was fifteen dollars a hand, and

973
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,959
Speaker 1: this guy sat down at the table with my wife

974
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: and I. It was him and a buddy, and he

975
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: bought in with a twenty five thousand dollar chip, and

976
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, did they move him and let

977
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: him play there? No, he played there because his friend

978
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: bought in with three hundred dollars. It was like, hey,

979
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: dog and his buddy McDonald's buddy, and he was playing

980
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars his buddy, So you can buy in with

981
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: the I thought they were limits then max bet at

982
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: one time, so he had they gave you know, like

983
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: five hundreds and whatever, and he had them all in

984
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: front of him. His friend was playing fifteen dollars a

985
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: hand and he was playing like talk about talking about

986
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 1: my friend. Also at the win, uh, my wife and

987
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: I were gonna play some craps. So we walk up

988
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: to the crabs table and there's only one guy playing,

989
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: and there's all these pit bosses around the table, and

990
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know whatever. So I walk up

991
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: and I put my two hundred dollars down and he

992
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: only was like, no, no, sorry, this is reserved. I'm like,

993
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 1: excuse me. He's like, yeah, he hasn't reserved. Okay, cool.

994
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: So me and my wife just stand there a little

995
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: bit and he is putting thousand dollars out per per role,

996
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: and he's just throwing it out there and he'd roll

997
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 1: six six baby my friend baby. Oh no, baby, okay, okay,

998
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: you didn't even know what he was doing. Three baby

999
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: my friend, baby? What is this accident? Where is he from? Abia?

1000
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: Got that oil money? Pay me, my friend, pay me?

1001
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: And then he would hit U eight baby my friend

1002
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: bayby and then you can get paid. And then he'd

1003
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: roll it in baby by himself. And I swear to

1004
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: you he had not just normal pit people. Three pit bosses,

1005
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: three pit bosses, sounds terrible. We're there with him, three people,

1006
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: and they were placing the bets for him, like so

1007
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,479
Speaker 1: whenever he crap out, he would, you know, okay again

1008
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 1: and they would just start putting. They would they would cash,

1009
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: like put twenty five thousand dollars chips in front of

1010
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: him and then start putting them all over the table.

1011
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: And then he'd roll into baby, my friend baby baby, Okay, okay, cool,

1012
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: that's a horrible that's like mass like lonely, that's like.

1013
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: We were there at the Cosmo one New Year's Weird

1014
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: cosin Paulton. We were there to see Lady Gaga and

1015
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: Tony Bennett. Okay cosin Paul. I'm a very very big

1016
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: fan of Mrs Gaga. No, my wife used to to

1017
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: the marketing for the cosmopolit So Humble breg I was

1018
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: just her job. So so she knew all these people.

1019
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: She had to know. She was the one that concert.

1020
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: So she had free hotel room. So we would go

1021
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: to the Humble Bride, free hotel rooms. It was a job.

1022
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 1: It was her job. Her job never got in a hole.

1023
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: I never got a free room and I brought friends,

1024
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: and we got to bring friends. We were sitting at

1025
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: a table playing black got shut up. No, This one

1026
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: guy just sits down, big huge, huge, and we're gambling,

1027
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: gambling and we're drinking, and he starts to betting bigger, bigger, bigger,

1028
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: and then we start kind of talking to him and

1029
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: he's like, what's your name? He's like, hey, last he goes,

1030
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: it's Richard. You know. We're like what he goes, No,

1031
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: I can't tell you. I can't tell you. You know,

1032
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: but my friends called me big Dick because his name

1033
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: is Richard. So we start calling him big Dick because

1034
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: we're drunk. And my buddy Ryan is like that you

1035
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: voluntarily called him big Dick. That was his name, his

1036
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: friends called him. Yeah, okay, but if a man tells

1037
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: me to call him big Dick, I ain't gonna call

1038
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: him Mr Big because Richard. Oh, I get it. That's

1039
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: a good get it. I'm gonna go to the casino

1040
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 1: next and my name is Richard. Hey, I love big Dick.

1041
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: After a few drinks, they have the side bet. You know,

1042
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: we're the Mactually I think you can bet is a

1043
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and the max on the regular hand is

1044
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,879
Speaker 1: and my buddy Ryan's all drunk, goes, hey, I dare

1045
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: you to bet the max on both. He goes, if

1046
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 1: you guys all sit out on bet the max on both. Okay,

1047
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: So he puts and a hundred on the freaking side,

1048
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: bet ace ten hits both of him, so he won

1049
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: plus whatever and then thousand dollars on the freaking side

1050
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: bet So he because of my buddy Ryan, dared in

1051
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 1: the betty game three hundred bucks. Wow, yeah, just came

1052
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks. Here he goes, I bet you Ryan

1053
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: love that. Ryan loved it. Hour later, a hour later,

1054
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: we tell him, hey, bet you want to do it again?

1055
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: A ten does it again? So he gave all you

1056
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: guys money hunters each and then you guys went back.

1057
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: So then we're just drinking and talking. I'd like to

1058
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: see why you got that name. We get a yellow

1059
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: like a yellow chip, a banana. This is this is

1060
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: getting coming next we want to take a picture and

1061
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, the dealer is not gonna let us

1062
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 1: take a picture, and he goes, watch this. He tips

1063
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: the dealer a thousand dollars so we can take a picture.

1064
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,720
Speaker 1: Why because that's Vegas, like This is just the stupidest

1065
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: crap ever. No, he had so much people all over

1066
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: this freaking world, and this is throwing a thousand dollars

1067
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: a hundred wait to who the dealer you I've never

1068
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: tipped a dealer a hundred dollars, man, I have wanted

1069
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: twenty dollar bet and didn't. I haven't tipped the dealer

1070
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,240
Speaker 1: in ages. Well you need it to maybe two dollars,

1071
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: but anyway, so that's it. We leave the table and

1072
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: he's won like six seven thousand dollars a lot of money,

1073
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: you know. We leave. Next morning, we get a knock

1074
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: at our door. It's big Nick. Open up and we're like,

1075
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: what in the world. And we opened it up and

1076
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 1: it was my wife and I had you know, we're

1077
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: just no, we were it was just we just got engaged,

1078
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: you know, they weren't. They waited till marriage. Um if

1079
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: her parents are listening. And we opened it up and

1080
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: he has found our hotel room big dig did and

1081
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: set room service two of everything on the menu. All right,

1082
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: And you're talking about McDonald's guy over here, milk and

1083
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: you groom, and I don't have his number. I never came.

1084
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: You're not you're not worried like you, you don't think, like,

1085
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: how did he find my room? Room? Did you tell him?

1086
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: You told him? You told him your name was Gibbles, Yeah,

1087
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: your real name? Yeah. No, No, we don't. So when

1088
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: we played golf, I don't know, a hundred times you've

1089
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: told everyone that your name is Jason and your air

1090
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: conditioner repairman. But this one time you're with Big Dick,

1091
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: you tell him your full name. No, I don't think.

1092
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: I don't think I said last name. So how did

1093
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: he find your number in your room? I don't know exactly,

1094
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: and you're not worried about that at all. I think

1095
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: he's a whale at the casino. And he told the

1096
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: pit boss like, hey, I've been playing with these guys.

1097
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: I want to send them breakfast in the morning. And

1098
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: the pit boss probably had it arranged where he had

1099
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: because he had our player card information and was able

1100
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: to send it to us. So we ate like kings

1101
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: on New Year's because you met, because we met Big Dick.

1102
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: Did you ever see Big Dick again? Ever? Buddy Ryan,

1103
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: my buddy Ryan. Big Dick was from St. Louis. My

1104
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: buddy Ryan added him on Facebook. Oh man, you guys,

1105
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: and Ryan said, he said some really sexist things. So

1106
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: I defriended him. That that's what did it for you.

1107
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: It wouldn't me. I wouldn't friendsh with you. That was

1108
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: your McDonald's guy, was my that's great. Well, there was

1109
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 1: this one time. I haven't talked, I haven't told anyone

1110
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: about this. You went camping. Yeah, man, I'm not proud

1111
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: of it. But oh yeah, it was a fun night. Okay,

1112
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: now I'm just that's it. I don't I don't have

1113
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: a big dick, big back story, guys, I'm sorry, I don't.

1114
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: Which one is more has the big max? Pretty random dude,

1115
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: that's pretty random, ye, guys, just walking out in the

1116
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: front of Hey, guys, come with me, that's pretty awesome.

1117
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: It was a badass. It's awesome. Where your friends mad that,

1118
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: you know, because a couple of them were like, oh,

1119
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: I can't go with my girlfriend will get mad at me.

1120
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: She's not even there. See I get that, though. It's

1121
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: not if you're in Las Vegas and you say I

1122
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: can't go to the club because my girlfriend will get

1123
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: mad at two girlfriends. You need to get a new life.

1124
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: And we still we almost every time we get together,

1125
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: and those guys are with us. We tell that story

1126
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: and talk about it again, just to shove it in

1127
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: their face and just say, what is your girlfriend thinking

1128
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: about it? Now? All right, she's not in your life.

1129
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: But if your wife doesn't like it, you wouldn't go, though, right?

1130
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: But no, my wife, I'm not talking to you. If

1131
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: your wife you have a different you have a weird relationship. Kay. Dog.

1132
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 1: If your wife said I don't want you to go

1133
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 1: to a strip bar, would you go? I don't. She

1134
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: would be my wife if she said that. No, no,

1135
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: But if she did, so, you won't marry someone if

1136
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: they won't, I'm not gonna say, won't let you don't

1137
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: want you to go? Okay? I mean, because no one's

1138
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: gonna say I'm not gonna let you go. Like if

1139
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: you're with your friends and you're like, and she like,

1140
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't, I just don't feel like maybe I don't.

1141
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not married obviously, so I don't

1142
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: know for sure. But like, if she wants to go

1143
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: to a male strip but she won't, they don't care.

1144
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: She's going to come home to me no matter what.

1145
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: They don't want to do that, right, But I just

1146
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand that it's not a good comparison. They

1147
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: don't want that. You want to go to a strip bar.

1148
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't understand why I'm talking. You have a weird

1149
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: relationship talking to Kate. They have a strange Basically, they

1150
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: can do whatever they want with the other sex except

1151
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: make out. Literally, they can do anything. You can go

1152
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: to sm no, no, no, he can hang out with

1153
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: a chick all night, hold her hand, go and have dinner.

1154
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 1: But as long as the old hands and whoa, whoa.

1155
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: The rule is no making out, no tongue, no tongue.

1156
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: But I don't even I can go to dinner with

1157
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: another chick, no problem, big deal. So I'm so I'm

1158
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: taking him out of the mix because if you can

1159
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 1: go have the girl pay for her dinner, you know right, Like,

1160
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: you can't do that way. It's at the end of

1161
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: the night. Like if you're friend, Like if you've had

1162
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: a friend since middle school, high school and they're in

1163
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: town and you two want to go to dinner, for sure,

1164
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What's your deal? Okay, I you

1165
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: talking about ex girlfriend, your ex girlfriend, your ex girlfriend

1166
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: comes to town. You're married, but your ex girlfriend from girlfriend, No,

1167
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: it's not to him No, it's not. You said friend.

1168
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: He didn't say ex girl because he phrased it that way.

1169
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: But he doesn't have to be an ex girlf but

1170
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: it can. I can. I don't even think I would

1171
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: want to do that. How many ex girls do you

1172
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: talk to? You talk to all of them on Facebook?

1173
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: Ex girlfriends? No, because one of them lives in New Zealand.

1174
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: I mean I'm friends with her, but that's it. My

1175
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: my previous ex. I don't talk to her at all,

1176
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: but no, so none. Yeah, I mean, Eddie just thinks

1177
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Why would I want to put my wife

1178
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: through that? Like, yeah, that this ex girlfriend is a

1179
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: weird friend, no problem. But I've done I've done lunches

1180
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: with with girls, like like one on one girl. That's no,

1181
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: that's no big deal. But like an old friends in

1182
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: town tell room with Abby and everybody's like, I can't

1183
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 1: believe you did that. I don't disrespectful to your wife.

1184
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that's weird. Who cares. I don't think

1185
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: that's weird. No, little snuggles not bad. I mean it

1186
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: gets separate beds. But everybody was like freaking out, like

1187
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that, Like why who gives

1188
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: a crap. No, I don't think that's weird, Like you're

1189
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 1: going to sleep, like if anything was gonna happen, you

1190
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: think that one wall is gonna stop you, like if

1191
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,040
Speaker 1: you're in a separate room, Like it's hard to know

1192
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: what just because I'm in the room, all of a sudden,

1193
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm tempted to jump in bed with her, because if

1194
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: I was in that other room, I'd be like, you

1195
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not even movies where you go up

1196
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 1: and you act like you're gonna knock on the door

1197
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: and then she does the same, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,

1198
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 1: it'd be like that. But that's what I'm saying, Like,

1199
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: I don't see I find it weird. No one was

1200
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: talking to you. Well, yes, I'm on this pod, but

1201
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: but I did not propose the question because I know

1202
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: your answer, because I know you're answering. Okay, So to

1203
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: answer your question, I feel like I would still got

1204
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: you're married, and your wife say, and I'm the only

1205
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: one that's not gonna go. How many stayed back to

1206
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: a couple of them two or three and you two

1207
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: or three could go do something else while your other

1208
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: friend to go to a strip I've done it. It's fine.

1209
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 1: We went gambling, we did other craps. Not really, I've

1210
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: done that before. I've gone to strip clubs. I'm fine

1211
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: to never go to a strip I'm not a fan

1212
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: of strip clubs either. Don't get me wrong at all.

1213
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 1: To a strip clubs forever are a waste of money,

1214
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: absolutely waste of money. Like, why would you even want

1215
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: to do that? You're a fan of strip clubs that

1216
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: serve food, How could you mentally eat food seeing the

1217
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: client and most time they sell the food during the

1218
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: day shifts and day shift chicks. Sorry, they're not as

1219
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: nicer as the night shift chicks. I tell you. There

1220
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: used to be a strip club in San Antonio. I

1221
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: don't know which one it was, but in college, the

1222
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: Wild Zebra. I don't not one Wild Zebra, but it

1223
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: was to ninety nine Steak and Fries. Oh my god, dude,

1224
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: you get stubs in them when you're in college and

1225
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: you can eat for two nine. Pretty damn good. You

1226
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 1: could have gotten the dollar Menua McDonald's coach. You get

1227
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: better food and better scenery for the food is not

1228
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: good at the strip clubs I've been in San Francisco.

1229
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: Donald's no, it's not. I've been at least McDonald You know,

1230
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 1: it's got it. There's some sort of cleanliness to it,

1231
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: and there's some sort of like I guess FDA regulations

1232
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 1: of how they handle the food. I've been to the

1233
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: ones in San Francisco where they have an open buffet

1234
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: where they haven't open to the elements of the room

1235
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: where it's like the things are opened, the watermelons, chunks

1236
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 1: and all kinds of stuff. You're looking around pants crops

1237
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: for the women gusting they head over there and get

1238
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: some watermelon chunks. Yeah, right them out there. These fries

1239
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: smell like bleach. Ray and I. Ray and I went

1240
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: to Talladega and we got we stayed in the hotel.

1241
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: The only thing that was open when we got to

1242
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: our hotel was the strip club. And I hadn't eaten dinner,

1243
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: So guess where I went for dinner? I went to

1244
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: something else. Of course, there is excuse. Yeah, I promised, babe,

1245
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 1: they only had a CC. My wife does not care.

1246
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: She encourages it. She'd rather him go to a strip

1247
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 1: club than actually have sex with him. My Floyd Mayweather

1248
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 1: fight was on and we went and sat at the bar.

1249
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: I ate some pasta the Floyd Mayweather fights on, but

1250
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that's opened. But time was stayed

1251
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: talladega baby in the middle of nowhere. But what time

1252
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 1: was this? That twenty four hour drive there? Dude, dude,

1253
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: there's McDonald's talk about up until two am most place.

1254
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: I didn't want to drive a corner this taco about

1255
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: drive to have the Floyd Mayweather fight on. Okay, okay,

1256
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: you go for the food or your parties have changed?

1257
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: Isn't the food is the fight? And food is turned

1258
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 1: to the woman. Something tastes like fish at the bar.

1259
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 1: Donald's doesn't have booms, And I was like, oh, how

1260
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: are you guys doing. I was like, I'm meeting my

1261
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: pasta right now. I'm going to college. My name is Sarah.

1262
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: How are you You want some shrimp in there? That's

1263
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: like Hooters though, dude, I'm serious, Like I love Hooter's food,

1264
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: love Hooters food, but I want to just eat without

1265
01:06:52,280 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: getting hit on a right, not like throwing himself. Oh

1266
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: my god, hey, why did you tipper so much money?

1267
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: She was flirting with me? With me, there's only five

1268
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm not my buddy, my buddy Kelly. One time we

1269
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 1: were we were at the strip club and he kept, dude,

1270
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: he kept getting lap dance after lap dance from this

1271
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: girl and he prices a good story seven right, and

1272
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is your probably goes We've awful and

1273
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 1: victims that at least once. So yeah, its like my

1274
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 1: never never you know you're going there there, It's just

1275
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 1: they're trying to make money. Why would you think they

1276
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: love because you're on a good one, dude, and you're

1277
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 1: just like, you know, yeah, we went. We went to

1278
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 1: a strip club after the sixth Street one night and

1279
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 1: my old roommate, I'm gonna get strip uh No, we

1280
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 1: went to Palazio. Yeah, and my roommate, I'm gonna get

1281
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 1: a lap dance from that chick. She's freaking hot. He

1282
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: goes out there, it gets a lap dance. About forty

1283
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: minutes later, maybe thirty, he comes on me. He goes, hey, man,

1284
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: I need to borrow four hundred dollars excuse me, And

1285
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm like what, he goes, due, I think I passed

1286
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: out and she just kept dancing. So she said it

1287
01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: was five songs and I was like what, he goes, Yeah, dude,

1288
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 1: you just got to ask me you want to keep going, Yeah,

1289
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: I pass out, he goes. I didn't realize the song

1290
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 1: had changed. Where do you go for that much? Usually

1291
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 1: it's twenty bucks? Is song? Is that the standard rate

1292
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: a song? So I didn't know there was a rate

1293
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: there really isn't. You can kind of negotiate what you

1294
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 1: want one song, will they do somethings of the packages.

1295
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 1: If you buy one, will do two songs at a

1296
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: certain price. But he was so drunk he got passing

1297
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 1: out and in at the beginning of every song, she'd

1298
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:49,720
Speaker 1: be like, you want me to keep going? Yeahs later.

1299
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: I never I never violent dances. Go for the drinks

1300
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,720
Speaker 1: and scenery. Yeah, people watching, that's it's there for you.

1301
01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: Throw up a couple of ones and it's cool. You

1302
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 1: want to get sad, go people watch. That is the

1303
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: saddest the front of the stage. What's more sad that

1304
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: guy or the guy throwing down thirty five grand by himself.

1305
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 1: It's all sad. The saddest I saw was a couple.

1306
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: They looked like they were in their sixties or whatever,

1307
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: and the wife had her purse out, the husband was

1308
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 1: getting the lap dancer, sitting right next to each other,

1309
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 1: and then when the girl would stop the husband wouldn't

1310
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: elbow and the wife, and that wife would look in

1311
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: her purse. She's getting more money, give it to the girl,

1312
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 1: and she keep dancing her husband. I'm like, this is

1313
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,720
Speaker 1: the saddest thing I ever say in my life. What

1314
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,719
Speaker 1: is wrong with that? My parents, when they first got married,

1315
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 1: they'd go to the strip club every Friday night. This

1316
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 1: is why you're not This is why I don't even

1317
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. You were very interesting, Like

1318
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: he's different, he can't answer. They got married at nineteen

1319
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: and so their friends they'd go get drunk at the

1320
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 1: strip club. What's the big deal? Like, I mean, it's

1321
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 1: a fun night out, cool to go like randomly, but

1322
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: like you're talking about all the time they went. Did

1323
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:59,679
Speaker 1: your mom want to go? She didn't care, She didn't care.

1324
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: But I really want to go though, Like that's what

1325
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like women like do you want to go

1326
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 1: see a dude's schlong in front of your face? Like

1327
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,679
Speaker 1: because your wife wants to go hang out with their friends,

1328
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,320
Speaker 1: I will look. I get being a team player and

1329
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: going like all right, I'll go with you once since

1330
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: you're like going but just constantly going seeing like penises

1331
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: because you're your wife wants to go. My my buddy

1332
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. My buddy David had a girlfriend and

1333
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 1: we went to Perfect ten one night after the night

1334
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm drinking. Have you not? Well? My hometown has the one.

1335
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,160
Speaker 1: I saw Dennis Robbin there at least three times. Okay,

1336
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,719
Speaker 1: see that's cool, Yeah, tell us more. Yeah, oh he wanted.

1337
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 1: He would walk right in and the first thing he

1338
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,640
Speaker 1: would grab three girls and walk right to the back

1339
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 1: and you wouldn't see him the rest of the night,

1340
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: except one time I would walk. I walked up to

1341
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: me at the bar actually, and I was like, what's

1342
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 1: up man Tennis Robin and he's like yeah. I was like,

1343
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 1: what's up, dude, what's going on? He's just like then

1344
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,120
Speaker 1: he grabbed you and took you in the back. He

1345
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I know you. You're that guy McDonald's

1346
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 1: man told me about. He's like to get the hell

1347
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: out of the way and just went straight to the back.

1348
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: My buddy David's girlfriend was a little nerve like, she

1349
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, I don't know if I

1350
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 1: want to go, I don't want to know. They make

1351
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 1: sure the girl is so comfortable and are so nice

1352
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 1: to her the next Friday. She was like, hey, can

1353
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:13,560
Speaker 1: we go back to perfect ten? Loved it, loved it,

1354
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 1: so it's okay to take your woman there. No, but

1355
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 1: when I turned the script around, you didn't want You

1356
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,960
Speaker 1: didn't want part of it. That's talking about David's story,

1357
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 1: my dad's story. What about your story? What about my

1358
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 1: story with you? She said she wants to. She has

1359
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: not just because she doesn't want to. She says, no, no, no,

1360
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to go to just some random, trashy one.

1361
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,720
Speaker 1: She wants to go to one like a nice one,

1362
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:43,040
Speaker 1: like an experience it in Miami. Yes, Like, hey, well

1363
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: then take her for your anniversary would be good for you, guys,

1364
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 1: we don't know Miami. Have a nice dinners at a

1365
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: fancy strip club and treat her nice. I did have

1366
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 1: a buddy that he went to Miami and they went

1367
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,559
Speaker 1: to a strip club and you get in, you pay

1368
01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: forty bucks, right, and then they're like, hey, hey, a

1369
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: hundred dollars come Hey Poppy, Hey Poppy, you know you

1370
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,600
Speaker 1: want to go next level? V I P v I

1371
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: P hundred dollars. She's like, oh, yeah, he's messed up.

1372
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 1: He's like a hundred bucks They get up there and

1373
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 1: she's the next level v I P P. And she's like, Hey, Poppy, Poppy,

1374
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 1: this is nice, but you want to go next level,

1375
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: next level, you're ready? He pays another two hunter. He's like,

1376
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: oh heck yeah, and she goes, hey, Poppy, one more level.

1377
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,639
Speaker 1: We do all of it, all of it, next level three, Poppy,

1378
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: this next level, top level. He's like, all of it, yeah,

1379
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 1: throw him off the roof and he's like, oh hell yeah,

1380
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: gives her three hundred. They go in behind the curtain.

1381
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 1: She hands the McLean X. Let's go ahead, do it yourself.

1382
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 1: Stuff was really bad in Miami. I get it. Yeah.

1383
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,680
Speaker 1: He was so pissed, and when he talks about it

1384
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: to this day he still gets piste off, still gets

1385
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: piste off. I would be too, but one CLEANEXT I need, Yeah,

1386
01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 1: you want to talk about our live podcast the opposite

1387
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:12,439
Speaker 1: of that. Excuse me? Can I have more clean kicked out?

1388
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:17,719
Speaker 1: One quarter? Damn it? I got it on my slock?

1389
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,080
Speaker 1: Is that hair gel on your ear? I need to

1390
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 1: just give me the toilet paper roll. It's everywhere. Damn it.

1391
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: My flip flowers are stuck to the floor. No one's

1392
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast. Not listening right now, dude. What

1393
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,719
Speaker 1: he's like a high schooler that listens. He always emails

1394
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,640
Speaker 1: us and he's definitely listening. He wants to hear about this.

1395
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 1: Don't do it's curious kids. Don't do it to save

1396
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 1: your money. Now they're overrated. What's our live podcast? Oh man,

1397
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 1: we're doing CMA Fast Baby, are you yeah? So CMA Fest.

1398
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,160
Speaker 1: It's in Nashville. Most of the time, artists play, country

1399
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 1: artists play. It's for them, but they do a fanfair

1400
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,599
Speaker 1: thing which is in the Convention Center. Is that right, lunch?

1401
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 1: Stop me if I'm wrong. It's in the Convention Center

1402
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 1: and they mostly do meet and greets with artists, artists

1403
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,120
Speaker 1: coming and out, and you can do a meet and greet.

1404
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: You can. They do live radio broadcast and we're gonna

1405
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: do a live podcast from there Store Losers podcast Day.

1406
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:29,679
Speaker 1: I don't know exact Friday, Friday Friday hold on, Edie

1407
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 1: said he was gonna talk about it. I don't have

1408
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,600
Speaker 1: the detail here. Here. Here's what's amazing about Eddie. He

1409
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: comes in with these stories. He has no idea what

1410
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,599
Speaker 1: he's talking about, no detail. Did I say anything wrong?

1411
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: You don't know what day it is, so I didn't

1412
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 1: know any I didn't know all the details about the

1413
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 1: story about Ronaldo, but you're like you should know all

1414
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: the details. I didn't say anything wrong about our live podcast.

1415
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything wrong. No, you're telling me that

1416
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: I did. Know. You're saying I said something wrong about Ronaldo?

1417
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: Is the current information? Different iterations of it, But it

1418
01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 1: looks like Friday, June tenth, around four o'clock from the

1419
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,760
Speaker 1: stage in the Music Center convention. Yeah, there we go.

1420
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 1: Are you boys there? So we're looking to get a

1421
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 1: guest though we don't know who we're gonna get, but yes,

1422
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,719
Speaker 1: you can come watch us live from four to four pm?

1423
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 1: That late? Is that bad? Are you gonna do a

1424
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,760
Speaker 1: forty five minute podcast that you don't have that in you?

1425
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: How long? We're probably? How are How the hell are you? Yeah?

1426
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 1: We can't shut you up? You guys, what do you

1427
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:30,640
Speaker 1: mean me? You talk just as much as I do.

1428
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,439
Speaker 1: Watch I'm not gonna say anything for the rest of

1429
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 1: the watch. No, you have to know, don't do that crap.

1430
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:43,640
Speaker 1: I mean, no, no, leave you're done. They'll leave his

1431
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,759
Speaker 1: on and turn ours off. He'll got no no, because

1432
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 1: Ray took it off. Because A. J. Brown gets traded

1433
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: and he's in mourning, and now you're not gonna talk.

1434
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 1: Don't walk away, And I want to give a shout

1435
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: out before we go, Elijah Ortega, Elijah Ortega, dude, I

1436
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,720
Speaker 1: just want to say thank you for listening, Thanks for

1437
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 1: being awesome. No, no, you guys, this is so stupid.

1438
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,679
Speaker 1: This is why people hate our podcast. Okay, Elijah or Taka,

1439
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 1: all ight, props to you for listening to every podcast

1440
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,560
Speaker 1: sore Losers, Nation for Life. I'm glad you're part of it.

1441
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: And uh, maybe you'll get a little something in the

1442
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 1: mail coming pretty soon. Maybe maybe unreleased merch Elijah or Taka,

1443
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,840
Speaker 1: maybe it's coming your way. I don't know. Thanks for

1444
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: being cool. And your mom is pretty cool too. I

1445
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you know that, Elijah, but your mom

1446
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 1: is a pretty cool chick. All right. I guess we'll

1447
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 1: go home because they just left. I don't understand what happened.

1448
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 1: All right. I have a great day, and I don't

1449
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 1: think we'll be here Monday. I think, um, we got

1450
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,800
Speaker 1: meetings on Monday, so I do not think there's a

1451
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:40,080
Speaker 1: podcast Monday. So sorry about that. There's no meetings Monday. No,

1452
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 1: there is meetings Monday. Okay, why are you? I thought

1453
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: you weren't talking anymore. I'm not part of the Holiest podcast,

1454
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 1: but I guess I should boycott with the guys. Yeah,

1455
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm out to keep going. I'm good, I'm out.

1456
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say goodbye, but there's no one to

1457
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 1: say goodbye in here with. So all right, so annoying.

1458
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: All right, cool, I don't understand. We'll end up and

1459
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:14,479
Speaker 1: listen nothing. Nothing makes me more annoyed than when they

1460
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:18,920
Speaker 1: do this crowd. I'm sorry, guys, like, I'm sorry. What

1461
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: if everybody that's the Batter's box here with a special

1462
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:25,720
Speaker 1: happy Birthday edition? Like open my private jets? We are

1463
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: going to a rule by my friend. Would you rather

1464
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:33,920
Speaker 1: happy birthday? Little bro? Like? So annoying, I mean, big trouble. Listen,

1465
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 1: my enemies bad, Let's get down, let's get down. The

1466
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 1: pick give you one more night, one more night, million nights,

1467
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:52,519
Speaker 1: just like first they want they want open my private jets.

1468
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: We are going to a rule by my drains given

1469
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:05,840
Speaker 1: h huh. So frustrating that they just leave, Like why

1470
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,559
Speaker 1: not just stay here until the end and say all right,

1471
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 1: let's go