1
00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:24,320
Speaker 1: In grand A Ball Awesome, Let's do It. Podcast starts now.

2
00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:32,280
Speaker 1: Podcast starts now, Hello World, from uh China to San Antonio. Wow?

3
00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,440
Speaker 1: Why did you pick those two? Um? I thought, what

4
00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:41,400
Speaker 1: are the two um most opposite spaces? I mean already

5
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,320
Speaker 1: I don't love it. And here's why, because for you

6
00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,640
Speaker 1: to mention China as a country, but then when you

7
00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,120
Speaker 1: go to the United States go specific, it's like there's

8
00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,920
Speaker 1: a bias there. Well, you know, and I never claimed

9
00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,200
Speaker 1: to be an unbiased podcaster. I feel like I've said

10
00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,800
Speaker 1: from the very beginning, you know, I alibias and I'm

11
00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,160
Speaker 1: you know, I mostly I bring a local perspective, and

12
00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,720
Speaker 1: local by local, I mean unit specific to San Antonio.

13
00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:14,280
Speaker 1: I bring us bring san Antonio perspective that is specific

14
00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,640
Speaker 1: to San Antonio. And to me, this is I would

15
00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,119
Speaker 1: say one of the top twenty five san Antonio based

16
00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,440
Speaker 1: comedy podcasts. You know, people in San Antonio we can't

17
00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,880
Speaker 1: even go there anymore because we'll try to go to

18
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,720
Speaker 1: Walmart or something and we'll get stormed. And when I

19
00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,200
Speaker 1: say san Antonio based, we've never been there. But it

20
00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:35,039
Speaker 1: is a San Antonio based podcast. It's like, how like, um,

21
00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,480
Speaker 1: what was that show like? According to Chris or whatever,

22
00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,320
Speaker 1: got really really popular in Brazil. Uh. And so the

23
00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,000
Speaker 1: people that are actors on that show are like mega

24
00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,080
Speaker 1: stars in Brazil, but here they're like sort of normal

25
00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,360
Speaker 1: whatever actors. That's how we are in San Antonio, right,

26
00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,640
Speaker 1: but in the opposite way, because everyone hates us. Right,

27
00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,400
Speaker 1: we're the villains, the villains that the people they love

28
00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,760
Speaker 1: to hate. Would you say China is the San Antonio

29
00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:07,080
Speaker 1: of the East? I don't. I don't know if I'm

30
00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:11,240
Speaker 1: prepared to speak on that topic. Um, I'm gonna if

31
00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,680
Speaker 1: I had to guess, i'd say absolutely not. That makes

32
00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,880
Speaker 1: no sense. It feels like a huge jump, right, it

33
00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,880
Speaker 1: feels like a leap. Yeah. But you know, if if

34
00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,600
Speaker 1: you want to, you sort of make that No, this

35
00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:25,360
Speaker 1: isn't about me, Well it is. You're the one who

36
00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,880
Speaker 1: brought China and San Antonio into it. Well that's because

37
00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,919
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out where that came from.

38
00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:34,080
Speaker 1: I just, you know, I just thought, what's a place

39
00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,520
Speaker 1: that is far away from here? And I landed out

40
00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:41,239
Speaker 1: of San Antonio. Well, I thought of both. Right, they're

41
00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,600
Speaker 1: equidistantly far away from here. If you could travel to

42
00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,440
Speaker 1: China or San Antonio, for Thanksgiving in the midst of COVID,

43
00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:53,760
Speaker 1: Which would you choose? I would do um Thanksgiving in

44
00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:59,320
Speaker 1: China and Black Friday in San Antonio. Nice, I would

45
00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:05,920
Speaker 1: get all those san Antonian deals iconic. Um, speaking of

46
00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,359
Speaker 1: tell me, what are your big Thanksgiving plans? I'm sure

47
00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,120
Speaker 1: you're you're planning something huge. You always are. Wow. Truly

48
00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,040
Speaker 1: a mocking tone, I would say. I would go so

49
00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,960
Speaker 1: far as to say of derisive, just kind of cruel.

50
00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,679
Speaker 1: You're so obsessed with holidays and not to mention big meals.

51
00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,400
Speaker 1: So let's hear what it is, George. Let's hear what

52
00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:35,200
Speaker 1: you're up to. Martha Steart. I am needing my boyfriend's

53
00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,680
Speaker 1: parents for the first time. They live in New York

54
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,240
Speaker 1: and and no one else will be there, so it's

55
00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:46,320
Speaker 1: saves cool. That's so so, so, get your fingers off

56
00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,800
Speaker 1: of that keyboard and close that Reddit tab to cancer,

57
00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:57,960
Speaker 1: you keyboard warrior. All the San Antonio youths listening to this, Um,

58
00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:04,440
Speaker 1: are you ervist? Excited? Excited? Um? I do think it's

59
00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,920
Speaker 1: a weird time to be doing anything. I'll say it, um,

60
00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,600
Speaker 1: but but but I think I'm excited. I am. I

61
00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,120
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna bring bring that smile, baby.

62
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,599
Speaker 1: That's all you can. And I think one thing that

63
00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,799
Speaker 1: would really win them over is if you're just completely honest.

64
00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:26,040
Speaker 1: You walk into their apartment and um, Matthew introduces you. Sorry,

65
00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm supposed to say his name

66
00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,160
Speaker 1: or not. I mean, at this point, cats out of

67
00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,919
Speaker 1: the bag, um and you and they say you know

68
00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,440
Speaker 1: their names, and you all hull go or whatever, and

69
00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,800
Speaker 1: then you say hey right off the bat. I just

70
00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,880
Speaker 1: want to be completely honest. I want to be completely

71
00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,960
Speaker 1: true and I need to tell you guys something. I'm

72
00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,640
Speaker 1: gay and I and if you don't accept that, well

73
00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,840
Speaker 1: then that's fine and I'll walk right out that door.

74
00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,440
Speaker 1: What if I go in and I'm like, does anyone

75
00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,120
Speaker 1: can I actually have an ox cord? I want to

76
00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:59,960
Speaker 1: play something, and then I play our podcast. I think

77
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,560
Speaker 1: that would be incredible, I think, and then everyone's like, oh, okay, yeah,

78
00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,760
Speaker 1: like it's it's fun, you know, should we maybe switched

79
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,479
Speaker 1: to something else? I'm like, no, it's not really good.

80
00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,520
Speaker 1: You have actually multiple episodes. Are people in our people

81
00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,400
Speaker 1: in a hurry like you have a place to be?

82
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know the worst thing that ever

83
00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,200
Speaker 1: happened to me was I was in an uber with

84
00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:29,040
Speaker 1: industry and they put on the Hamilton's soundtrack in an uber,

85
00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,919
Speaker 1: they grabbed the ox cord from the uber driver and

86
00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,919
Speaker 1: put on the Hamilton's soundtrack. And one to even be

87
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,080
Speaker 1: in an uber and put on anything is insane and

88
00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,240
Speaker 1: like aggressive and should be illegal. And it's one of

89
00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:43,880
Speaker 1: those things where it's like, yes, you're allowed to, but

90
00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,520
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to. That's bad. So you were in

91
00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,479
Speaker 1: an umber within with a kind of an executive, like

92
00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,640
Speaker 1: a TV executive. They took the ox cord, they put

93
00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,640
Speaker 1: on Hamilton. They turned you and they say, this is

94
00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,280
Speaker 1: what we're looking for. Can you do something like this?

95
00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,480
Speaker 1: And of course I said, I said, oh um, I'll

96
00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,839
Speaker 1: have something to you buy next week. I want to say,

97
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,200
Speaker 1: and that's how you got your job as writer and

98
00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:13,839
Speaker 1: creator and creator of Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Crazy Ex Girlfriend

99
00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,279
Speaker 1: on CBS, Crazy Ex Girlfriend Too. This time it's a

100
00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:22,320
Speaker 1: gay guy. Wow, it's actually so it's honestly a sign

101
00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,159
Speaker 1: of progress that Crazy Ex Girlfriend one was on cable.

102
00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,240
Speaker 1: But Crazy Ex Girlfriend Too, this time it's a gay

103
00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,800
Speaker 1: guy is on CBS. Oh was the first one not

104
00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:35,159
Speaker 1: on CBS? Is? Wait? Was it Okay, listeners, this is

105
00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,240
Speaker 1: the Stradio Lab challenge. I want you can you fact check?

106
00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,680
Speaker 1: Sandy just made me make yourself useful in fact check.

107
00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,520
Speaker 1: I didn't want to really doing much because you said

108
00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,560
Speaker 1: he sit there and shut the funk up until we

109
00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,400
Speaker 1: introduced you. So I was sitting there once again, I said,

110
00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:57,279
Speaker 1: I asked you con cuzy, Sandy. It's just like, while

111
00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,880
Speaker 1: we're not riffing, like, just do do the research. There's

112
00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:07,960
Speaker 1: no need to really editorial life. C W stands for CBS. No,

113
00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:13,680
Speaker 1: it stands for CBS Women. Okay. See that's why I

114
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,640
Speaker 1: was confused, because I actually always did think that c

115
00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,160
Speaker 1: W what CBS. But like at night, you guys are

116
00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:23,560
Speaker 1: both wrong. It actually stands for crazy weird because they

117
00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,440
Speaker 1: have all the like crazy weird shows. Yeah, like um

118
00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:31,840
Speaker 1: like Riverdale, Riverdale exactly. Um huh, well, I guess at

119
00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:35,600
Speaker 1: this one it might as well bring you in. I mean, hey,

120
00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,760
Speaker 1: when the girl wants to riff, you don't tell or

121
00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,840
Speaker 1: not to. That's what I always say any other initial

122
00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,120
Speaker 1: or acronym based humor. You want to get off your chest? Um, well,

123
00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,160
Speaker 1: first pleast give it? Uh please, welcome to the stage. Please,

124
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,400
Speaker 1: we don't have our intro quite down yet, Sandy. We've

125
00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,080
Speaker 1: been doing this for about six months. We're still figuring

126
00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:58,760
Speaker 1: that part out. Um please please um uh put on

127
00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:02,440
Speaker 1: your lab coat. That's that's I mean, that's a good one. Please.

128
00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,560
Speaker 1: Is the creator and star of the show Three Lazy Becky's.

129
00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,920
Speaker 1: Please welcome Sandy. Thank you so much. I do want

130
00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:17,280
Speaker 1: to say every every time anyone comments anything related to

131
00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:21,960
Speaker 1: our show, they're always like, more like the three Busy Karen's. No,

132
00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:27,280
Speaker 1: do they really they must know that. That's like, if

133
00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,760
Speaker 1: they've seen you at all, they know that they're being

134
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,520
Speaker 1: really lame, right, Yeah, there was like the three the

135
00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:37,320
Speaker 1: three Busy Karens or those or it's like a bunch

136
00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,320
Speaker 1: of dudes being like, oh I thought it said the

137
00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:50,280
Speaker 1: three Busty des Domn's genius and funny. That's hilarious spin

138
00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:55,079
Speaker 1: off idea three Busty Debris. I mean coming to theaters.

139
00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:02,400
Speaker 1: That's the movie is Um I just wrote. I just

140
00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,280
Speaker 1: wrote for something small and um which is not impressive

141
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:14,439
Speaker 1: and just like I don't think it's nothing. Congratulate Moving on.

142
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,640
Speaker 1: One of the things, my the thing I was proudest

143
00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,120
Speaker 1: of getting in is just putting someone in a giant

144
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:25,800
Speaker 1: breastplate for no reason. It is literally the entire visual

145
00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,520
Speaker 1: gag is that someone has giant breasts. Like, so funny

146
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:34,360
Speaker 1: about that, George, George, what's hilarious about that? It's so

147
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,920
Speaker 1: funny about having big tits? Is that funny to you?

148
00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,680
Speaker 1: What's next thinking having a huge slong? It's funny? George? Oh?

149
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,440
Speaker 1: Is that so funny? Some people have to live with

150
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,040
Speaker 1: a giant dick? George? Yeah, you know what. Sorry, if

151
00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:56,760
Speaker 1: I find comedy and truth, you find my laughable? Do

152
00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:01,160
Speaker 1: you find my body funny? George? I find it true

153
00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:06,600
Speaker 1: and comedy comes from truth. Any questions I think, Oh,

154
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,240
Speaker 1: do you think I should? Oh? The only thing that's

155
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:14,240
Speaker 1: funny is aliens and warlocks and witches. No, No, it's

156
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:19,080
Speaker 1: about true life. And in true life there are large

157
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:23,880
Speaker 1: breasts everywhere you look. Can I tell you, guys, um something? Yes,

158
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:28,520
Speaker 1: Sandy brought this up. Um, and I was with um

159
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:33,040
Speaker 1: some comedy friends, UM and I was hanging out, and

160
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,880
Speaker 1: I said, you know, but David S. Pumpkins is kind

161
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:41,120
Speaker 1: of funny and and a certain Dan Lacotta gave me

162
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:46,040
Speaker 1: a look that was like as if I would like

163
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,160
Speaker 1: he like he was trying to be polite, but like

164
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,200
Speaker 1: clearly didn't agree with me, and like was like and

165
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,240
Speaker 1: just trying to swallow it. And it was maybe the

166
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:59,080
Speaker 1: most embarrassing moment of my life. That's how I feel

167
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,880
Speaker 1: about the Californians, which I think is the funniest sketch

168
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:12,480
Speaker 1: ever created, is certified funny. Davids Pumpkins. We'll get Dan

169
00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:14,840
Speaker 1: Locata on maybe we can have a debate. I'm not

170
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,360
Speaker 1: ready to commit either way on that. Look to each

171
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:25,120
Speaker 1: their own, each of their own. It sucks. Um. So

172
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,960
Speaker 1: that was my big embarrassing Do you guys have any

173
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,640
Speaker 1: embarrassing stories to share? This is a new segment um

174
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:35,079
Speaker 1: specifically related to Dan Locata or any whenever you embarrass

175
00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:40,160
Speaker 1: yourself in front of Davids Pumpkins or Dan Locata. Mm

176
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:46,880
Speaker 1: hmmm mm hmm. One time I made a tweet joke

177
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,240
Speaker 1: about David S. Pumpkins and Bobby moynahan liked it, and

178
00:11:49,280 --> 00:12:01,040
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I'm constantly, you know, afraid, because

179
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,760
Speaker 1: I here's where I'm torn. I want to be mean,

180
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,200
Speaker 1: of course, this is a given, That's what comedy is. Yeah,

181
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,960
Speaker 1: but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. So that's

182
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,280
Speaker 1: and so It's like when I tweet about anyone or anything,

183
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:18,280
Speaker 1: they're never supposed to see it, and it's not fair

184
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:25,480
Speaker 1: that they might. Well, I had a situation, so I

185
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,160
Speaker 1: moved into a new apartment building. I don't know the

186
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:34,560
Speaker 1: people that live here. Classic I'm tweeting jokes about my

187
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,160
Speaker 1: upstairs neighbor. Well, that's literally it's your job to observe

188
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,680
Speaker 1: and make a commentary. I made a video, of course,

189
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,240
Speaker 1: you know it. You can say it's in numbers, mad

190
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:53,480
Speaker 1: mad mad respect. A package drives like and I see

191
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,320
Speaker 1: the that it's from, uh a place that I recognize

192
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,400
Speaker 1: in Chicago, and I was like, oh, that's interesting that

193
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,160
Speaker 1: the people of Sears have gone to this place. So

194
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,040
Speaker 1: I asked my friend who was from Chicago, and he said, oh, yeah,

195
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,760
Speaker 1: I know who they are. I look them up. They

196
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:20,000
Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter. Whoam on your video? I didn't

197
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:24,960
Speaker 1: specifically look, but like they definitely. It wasn't just one

198
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,640
Speaker 1: and I'll say they've stopped doing the thing. Well, I

199
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,880
Speaker 1: think that's a really um cruel and roundabout way to

200
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,679
Speaker 1: deal with things that unfortunately is effective. Well, I felt

201
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:41,400
Speaker 1: really bad because I still hadn't met them. Have you

202
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,000
Speaker 1: met them yet? I've met one of them, and he

203
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:50,839
Speaker 1: was like, and I was like, stopped talking about things

204
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,920
Speaker 1: because it's like, well, if they follow me, listen to this.

205
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,760
Speaker 1: And I just want to say, guys, I'm really sorry.

206
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,640
Speaker 1: I literally just thought I was tweeting into the into

207
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:06,720
Speaker 1: the ether? Is that the term? And I didn't mean

208
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,960
Speaker 1: to hurt you. Wow. Wow. I mean, it's just an

209
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,600
Speaker 1: important rem understanding that words have consequences and maybe you

210
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,079
Speaker 1: know it's not all about you, like you know, sometimes

211
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,200
Speaker 1: you have to consider what if you hurt someone's feelings

212
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,200
Speaker 1: by being an absolute total bitch. No, you're right. I

213
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,080
Speaker 1: also made another video that I immediately deleted because this

214
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,840
Speaker 1: was before I found out that my neighbor's upstairs um

215
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,760
Speaker 1: follow me online. But the guy across the street, who

216
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:35,720
Speaker 1: has since moved out, was playing guitar so loud that

217
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,240
Speaker 1: like it was like it was unbelievable and it was

218
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,400
Speaker 1: like during work and everyone on the zoom could hear it.

219
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,960
Speaker 1: And I filmed a video of me standing outside of

220
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,160
Speaker 1: the door with a knife. Um, and then I was like,

221
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,760
Speaker 1: and then I said I should delete this because they

222
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:54,920
Speaker 1: like get me arrested. Our past podcast guest Julia Claire

223
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,520
Speaker 1: has in Your roommate who is a violin teacher and

224
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:02,840
Speaker 1: has been teaching zoom classes in their being room because

225
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,120
Speaker 1: she claims the WiFi doesn't work well in her room.

226
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,080
Speaker 1: That is cruel. Here's what I will say. I have

227
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,640
Speaker 1: a loud neighbor and he practices guitar all the time,

228
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,000
Speaker 1: and it tries me absolutely bonkers. And he's like doing

229
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:20,400
Speaker 1: experimental ship too. This isn't your dad's guitar player, UM,

230
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,600
Speaker 1: And I think that is bad. And when I get mad,

231
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:30,080
Speaker 1: I remember, however, that I am a gay alternative comedian

232
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,960
Speaker 1: forced to make front facing camera videos. And so I

233
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,080
Speaker 1: feel as though whatever he is giving to me, I'm

234
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,480
Speaker 1: giving back to him tenfold. You know, you can never

235
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,080
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna be screaming and screaming the same

236
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,200
Speaker 1: thing over and over, you know, maybe trying a song.

237
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,040
Speaker 1: Why not. We all gotta, you know, try different things. Yeah,

238
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,880
Speaker 1: I was thinking about I did a self tape the

239
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,640
Speaker 1: other day and I was yelling and I was like,

240
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,080
Speaker 1: this is And then the other thing is that I

241
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:03,440
Speaker 1: have UM. I have a new a new um chronic illness,

242
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,400
Speaker 1: and that it's just sort of new to me. And

243
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,640
Speaker 1: one of the newer parts of it is it's like

244
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,800
Speaker 1: a stomach disorder. And I burke really really really loud

245
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,520
Speaker 1: all day long. Whoa, And I'm like, there's no way

246
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,920
Speaker 1: that all my neighbors aren't hearing me. Just like, just

247
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,840
Speaker 1: release these it's just burping loudly and then saying really

248
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:34,280
Speaker 1: poorly written things. Yes, wow, yeah, I was. We can't.

249
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna nip nip industry talk in the butt. But

250
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,520
Speaker 1: before I do, I will say that one time I

251
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,800
Speaker 1: had to. I was reading for something and had to

252
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,440
Speaker 1: say it was like a bitchy gay and the line

253
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:50,000
Speaker 1: was literally like she's fat, and then the other person goes, no,

254
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:54,040
Speaker 1: she's not, and then the gay person goes, she's a four,

255
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,920
Speaker 1: and like that's the joke. Anyway, I mean, do you

256
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,720
Speaker 1: have to nip industry talking about Like, yes, we can

257
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,040
Speaker 1: talk about it a little, like we're like, it's okay,

258
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,760
Speaker 1: what do you want to talk about? Well, I just

259
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:11,000
Speaker 1: want to say that it's insane how bad most writing is.

260
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,520
Speaker 1: I know. I just think if we took the time

261
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,600
Speaker 1: to read the sentence out, you can tell when the

262
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,120
Speaker 1: writer has never read it out loud. Yes, because if

263
00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,639
Speaker 1: you were to just read the sentence, you would go

264
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,480
Speaker 1: this is not natural at all. I know. I recently

265
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:33,720
Speaker 1: read something like the line was literally like the party's

266
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,720
Speaker 1: gonna be It was like someone's they were going to

267
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,520
Speaker 1: a party. So then this guy is trying to convince

268
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,240
Speaker 1: his girl to go to a party and he's like

269
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be lit, and then it goes parentheses twerks,

270
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,080
Speaker 1: like as though that's twerking is like just something you do,

271
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,080
Speaker 1: like snapping your fingers. Like it's like he stops twerks

272
00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:57,879
Speaker 1: and then keeps talking. Yeah, literally it was me. I

273
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,280
Speaker 1: read that. I was about to say, who out it?

274
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:05,879
Speaker 1: And it is it is actually a doozy, but I won't. Yeah,

275
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,919
Speaker 1: yeah do that. Let's just say she's the daughter of

276
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:15,760
Speaker 1: a certain comedic icon. Oh okay, I know. Um also, um,

277
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,879
Speaker 1: I think, like to George's point about the like bitchy

278
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,439
Speaker 1: gay character that is such a like flat thing that

279
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,160
Speaker 1: is in literally everything that every gay comedian auditions for,

280
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,280
Speaker 1: like you know, once a month is like the bitchy

281
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,520
Speaker 1: gay character on the new stupid show that's gonna exist

282
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:39,280
Speaker 1: for a month. Here's what I want. If we're gonna

283
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:42,200
Speaker 1: do that, that's fine. I don't mind reading poorly written things.

284
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,000
Speaker 1: But instead of bitchy gay, Give me Aubrey Plaza gay.

285
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,520
Speaker 1: We need, we need. There's some subtleties missing, and like

286
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,520
Speaker 1: there's so many kinds of bitchy gay and it's so unspecific,

287
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,640
Speaker 1: and it's like they truly just also want, like they

288
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,880
Speaker 1: need like a robot gay actor. It's just throw in

289
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,640
Speaker 1: every fucking role because they're all the same, and it's

290
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:08,560
Speaker 1: so stupid. They need to Frankenstein somebody. I personally get

291
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:13,520
Speaker 1: a lot of, like like over sex crazy friend. It's

292
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:18,680
Speaker 1: always named like Frankie Yes, and it's always like, come on,

293
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:24,680
Speaker 1: I had a threesome just last night. The condom is

294
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:29,000
Speaker 1: still inside me. I haven't taken it out. I'm so

295
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 1: hungover from getting I don't know whatever they say. You

296
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 1: could say it fucked. You were going to say fisted.

297
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,639
Speaker 1: That is probably more what it is. But no, it's

298
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,639
Speaker 1: a beautiful industry and I love it and I'm just

299
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,240
Speaker 1: so happy to tell stories. I love is happy to

300
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,480
Speaker 1: be on top, you know what I mean. And it's

301
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,879
Speaker 1: okay if I'm on top because of bad work or

302
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:14,680
Speaker 1: because i've yeah, until God really puts things into perspective.

303
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,359
Speaker 1: The constant barrage of ambulances outside my apartment while we're

304
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,119
Speaker 1: complaining about poorly written gay characters. Anyway, the point is

305
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to be wealthy. Yeah, yes, I love

306
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:33,400
Speaker 1: that element too. Um. Way back to three busty deborahs,

307
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:40,119
Speaker 1: why don't you make them musty? Wow? Okay, Sandy, what

308
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:47,919
Speaker 1: is your dream bad role? Um? I would love to

309
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 1: be like enough some like horrible big budget movie as

310
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 1: like some like just like insane, over the top care

311
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 1: that then like gets immediately killed. Yes, like like the

312
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park assistant lady who gets attacked by like four

313
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 1: different dinosaurs exactly like I would love. It's like you

314
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 1: just pop in solely to be killed. I love that.

315
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 1: That is so like Kristen wigg and Mother. Oh I

316
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 1: didn't see that was iconic role. That was her best role.

317
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: I also famously truly love that movie. Well, it's definitely

318
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: it's definitely an art pop era. Mother is Mother is

319
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: a hundred percent Darren Aronofsky's art pop. Um, it's psychotic

320
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 1: and you know what do you know? What was just Joanne? Noah?

321
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been really revisiting Joanne this week. Really. Yeah,

322
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Maybe it's and why is it

323
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: Grigio Girls. Honestly, I am all about John Wayne. Yeah,

324
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: Big Swigs another band. Okay, My favorite part of that

325
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 1: line is in the music video they throw a h

326
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 1: beer bottle. Line is Big Swig toss another beer can?

327
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: They said clothes enough. Also, that video is incredible. Recently

328
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,959
Speaker 1: showed me that video in his apartment. Unbelievable video, but

329
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: all but made me all but tied me to a

330
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 1: chair in order to it. Yeah, I threw a hood

331
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: over Towarde's head, throw him over and tied into my

332
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: couch and we're in the middle of a pandemic. He's

333
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: like good inside now. Um, I think going back to

334
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: dream role, dream bad role. Mine would be in some

335
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 1: sort of queer as folk reboot. I would love to

336
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: play the Brian character. Um, because it is I don't

337
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: know if I mean, I don't remember their names. I've

338
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: seen it, but I don't remember their name. So he's

339
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: a bit like hot one. Oh interesting, that's that's the

340
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: one you would want to play. Well, But his line

341
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: he's also like one of the worst written ones because

342
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: all his lines are like, yeah, I suck cock. It's

343
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: not a big deal, Like oh yeah, yeah, we can talk,

344
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: but only if you want to fuck and it's so

345
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: lazy and good m George, what's your dream really? Just

346
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: I want to play a uh someone who works in

347
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 1: retail and is bitchy. Oh I mean that's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah,

348
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: but I wanted to but he But this is all

349
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm not asking. I know part of me

350
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: wants to be a romantic lead. I don't care. I

351
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: don't want to have a strong I'm totally happy being

352
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: like the comedic relief. But all I want is rather

353
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: than bitchy gay, that's dumb, bitchy gay who is depressed.

354
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: Like That's what I'm saying. I want like the Aubrey

355
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: Plaza bitchy gay. I mean, it makes perfect sense. And

356
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: here's what I say to you, George. Hey, you go

357
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: out there and if you don't see the roles you want,

358
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: you write them. No I mean that. I mean, I

359
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: mean that you open up that computer and you just

360
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: let the words flow right out of you, because that

361
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 1: is your story to tell. Just gotta make your own

362
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 1: chat you. Thank you so much, Sandy, George, take it

363
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: from us. I haven't considered writing. Wait, so you guys

364
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 1: write too, I guess I hadn't considered that. I just

365
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: I kind of live theatrically in my daily life and

366
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 1: hope that it will go somewhere. You got to making

367
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: your own chet. Okay, take for example, broad City, like

368
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: that was a web site that was a series, and

369
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: they actually never even on Harold Knight. You're not not

370
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: on Harold Knight, so it's like that could literally be you,

371
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: Like they made their own chet. My favorite thing about

372
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: like the u C I was just thinking about this

373
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 1: the other day is like all the uc people, UCB

374
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: people that are like, you just gotta make your own chick,

375
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: and then they make their ship and it's like the

376
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: worst thing, the worst thing you've ever seen. Actually maybe

377
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 1: you don't. I know, Well they're like, yeah, you know,

378
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: broad City was a web series and so you know

379
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: what I made broad City. They're intended audience is just

380
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: like the ten teachers at UCBS the reference and I

381
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: realized we're doing this now too. But it's like you'll

382
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 1: see their web there the thing they made, and the

383
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: joke will be like this is just like Harold Night.

384
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: Did you ever do no? Did I say U S

385
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: B U C B. I know I didn't do it?

386
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: Um but I didn't. You wish you know what it's called. No,

387
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: I do. Sorry, I do know what it's called, but

388
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: I thought I accidentally had a USB. This is our

389
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: Inside Baseball episode of but I kind of like it.

390
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: I think it's fun. I think an episode of Trade

391
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: Lab can be anything. It's a versatile podcast that changes

392
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: in more depending on what we're feeling at the time. Yeah. Yeah, true.

393
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: Some would say that outside baseball. Yeah, what do you

394
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: think of baseball? With sport? George, You're going inside baseball again,

395
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: just a different way. I'm sorry, Well, okay, I watch

396
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: it and I go so it's only interesting when someone

397
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: messes up, right, You're watching it, and it's like, he

398
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: throws it, he hits it, he catches it, he throws it,

399
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: he hits it, he catches it. It's only interesting when

400
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: he throws it, he hits it, he misses it, and

401
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: the guys are running, running, running, and they're all like,

402
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: that's the only that it's interesting. That's how that's me.

403
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: And I'm watching a blooper Real. I'm like, wait, it's

404
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: only funny when he's messing up, Like God, I love

405
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: a blooper Real. Oh honey, here's what here's what I say,

406
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: why don't to make the whole damn movie The Blueperas

407
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: Where to God? When people are like breaking is hack,

408
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it is so much funnier than whatever

409
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: bullshit that person was supposed to say. Blooper the movie,

410
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: Blooper the movie I would watch Blooper. Blooper. Okay, here's

411
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: what the movie Blooper is. It's about a man who

412
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: maybe got a curse put on him by something that

413
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: can be worked out. And whenever Blooper is around, everybody

414
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: around him starts fucking up yes or or or it's

415
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: like a Truman show thing where it's like tressed inside

416
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: the Blooper real and he can't have a conversation with

417
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: anyone because every single time he has a conversation with someone,

418
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: they start laughing and they're like, can we go again?

419
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: And he's like, who are you talking to? Wait, Sandy,

420
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: I did like a fake sort of dumb one, and

421
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: your's actually genius and oscar worthy, Like I actually feel

422
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: like that's really smart. Like, have you guys tried the

423
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: new designer drug blooper Um? Speaking of designer drugs, let's

424
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: do the drug of laughing at our first segment. Okay,

425
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: I'll take it, Sandy. Our first segment is called straight Shooters,

426
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: and it is where we ask you a series of

427
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: rapid fire A or B questions that are meant to

428
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: gauge your knowledge of and complicity and straight culture. Are you? Oh?

429
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,719
Speaker 1: And the one question? The one rule is that you

430
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: cannot ask any follow up questions about how the game works. Okay, okay,

431
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes, Sandy, karaoke night or trivia night,

432
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: and I can't ask follow up questions. No, that's a

433
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: follow up question. Already. Democracy is crumbling as we speak.

434
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: Should we just? You said, okay, So I just want

435
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: to You said it to gauge my So I'm going

436
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: to answer as though what I think straight pure sensing

437
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: a question coming, you know what, I'm just gonna because

438
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to answer, I'm just letting the listener know

439
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: that I'm not choosing what I want. I'm choosing what

440
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: I think straight culture is. I'm not answering your question,

441
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: but I will say trivia I okay, Um, Sandy being

442
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: off book or being on social media for the week,

443
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: So please email me if you want to get in

444
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: touch off book, the comedy store, or the container store.

445
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: Comedies are going to more door or going to burg dwarfs.

446
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to more door. Okay, mole skin or for skin, well,

447
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: mole skin. Okay, Dragons, unicorn, basilisks, griffins or the perfect

448
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: man um. I'd say all of the above, okay, Sandy,

449
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: spreading your wings or spreading misinformation online, spreading your wings okay,

450
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: being drawn like one of your French girls, or being

451
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: drawn and quartered, being drawn like one of your French girls. Okay, Sandy.

452
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: Waterloo by Abba, Waterfalls by TLC or Watergate by the

453
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: Nixon administration. Waterfalls made tail Yeah, yes, and seen and

454
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: seen so um, that was incredible, George, what do you

455
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: think she got? Sandy? We like to rate our guests

456
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: on a on a scale of one to one thousand doubs,

457
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: and I think despite the many point deductions for asking

458
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: multiple questions, despite being asked repeatedly not to, I'm going

459
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: to go with a clean a hundred doves. Wow, what

460
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: do I get out of a thousand people in a room?

461
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: You get one that believes in you. I love when

462
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 1: she does that. I think it's so funny. She just

463
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: really Uh. One thing I found about Lady Gaga is

464
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: she like literally can't talk about anything unless it has

465
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: happened to her, like like there was something where she

466
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: was like like maybe it was like about like a

467
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: heel or like some something, and she was like, of

468
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: course I know this. I was a burlesque dancer in

469
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: New York City and it slip a room. You weren't

470
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: like slip a room. Where did she perform burlesque? M

471
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think she just was like

472
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: around owned literally was a freshman at NYU. Yeah, I

473
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: think it's like, yeah, I'm a New Yorker. I'm a

474
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: freshman at n y U. It's like, yeah, I was

475
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: carrying my grand piano uptown and downtown and uptown and downtown.

476
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: I was playing my grand piano in Washington Square Park

477
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: disguised as an old man. And I did that for days.

478
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: I paid my dues. Oh yeah, yeah, So Sandy, let's

479
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: get right to it. Girl. You brought a topic with

480
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: you and you have not told us what it is yet.

481
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: And I think now is the time for the big

482
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: reveal of what the topic is. That I great, you're

483
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: straight topic that you have brought to us today after

484
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: so much hard work, years of research, not a big

485
00:32:55,120 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: topic is catchup? That is such a good topic. That's

486
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: a really good topic. Um, please tell us sort of

487
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: what led you to that topic, What led you to it?

488
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: What's straight about it? What is your history with ketchup?

489
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: Where do you see it going? Can catch up? Ever

490
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: not be straight and answer all those questions in one word? Okay,

491
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: there's my word? Um, okay, so ketchup. I just think

492
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: of the condiment. There's so many, right, there are so

493
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: many of them. Yeah, it's a beautiful community, and ketchup

494
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: is one that it just is what it is. It's

495
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: you can't really improve upon it. It's like anytime it's

496
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: not hines, honey, that's not catch up. Do you know what.

497
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: Here's the here's the straightest thing about ketchup. It's one

498
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: of the few things where when it's artisanal, it's worse. Yes, no, exactly.

499
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: It literally has to be lines. When you go to

500
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: a restaurant and they're like, oh no, this is our

501
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: own organic ketchup, it's like, I'm like, it tastes disgusting.

502
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: It's like I didn't ask for a MARINERA. Yeah. I

503
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: would say it's the most American of the condiments. It's

504
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: very American. It also implies like kind of a an

505
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: immaturity or like a lack of like introspection or something. Yes, exactly,

506
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: it's like it's what you're taught as a child, lack

507
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 1: of introspection and like a lack of like looking, yeah,

508
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: like not looking inward, not looking to improve, just being

509
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: like this is what I was given when I was

510
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: five years old to eat with a hot dog, and

511
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: this is what I will put on my stake. Well,

512
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: there's a fear there. It's like people clinging to their

513
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: guns in religion. Sure, sure, could you imagine and try

514
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: to take catch up away? Exactly? It's I could totally

515
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 1: see that being like a fake right wing talking point

516
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: they were trying to take away or ketchup. I mean

517
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: in the same way that like Latte's became like the

518
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: liberal symbol, like catch up could be the new conservative symbol. Yeah,

519
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: I ask you guys a question. Yeah, do you have

520
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: catch up in your fridge right now? Oh? This is

521
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: the Sandy Jone catch up in your freak challenge everybody.

522
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: I actually I would have to, I weirdly know you

523
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: know what I do, I do, and you know what,

524
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: here's what I will say. I do, and you know

525
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: what I also do. And here's here's the thing though,

526
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: It's like you have to have catch up in your

527
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: house and saying we have to have like salt, like

528
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: you never like if you're going to have like a

529
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: b b Q or uh, you know, you never know

530
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: who's gonna come over and need some ketchup. It's also

531
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: one of those things like often I don't live up

532
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: to my ideals and I think ketchup. Having ketchup in

533
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: your fridge is like, you know, having clothes that were

534
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: made unethically, Like, yes, I disagree with it politically, but

535
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: ultimately I'll put ketchup on a hot dog at the

536
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: end of the day. It's what's best for a hot dog,

537
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: right right, That's the that's ultimately when it comes down here,

538
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: this becomes like an extremely right wing podcast. It's like, look,

539
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: marriage just is between a man and a woman, Like

540
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: if you just it's just what works, does make more

541
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: I just I does seem like all else de side

542
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: Biologically speaking, it doesn't make more sense if there's a

543
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: man and a woman. I can say I'm ashamed of that.

544
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: I like ketchup and I like a lot of it. Wow,

545
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: whow I did not expect that you loved a lot

546
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: of ketchup when you came in. I will dunk garu.

547
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh see, I I'll say it. I'm a Mayo with

548
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: fries gal and European. European. Yes, I at love Mayo

549
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: with fries. I just like love to just like sog

550
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: him up. Yes. Yeah. And here's what I'll say about Mayo.

551
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: People are always like, oh, white people like Mayo. It's like, no,

552
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: it's not because I'm white. It's because I'm a Francophile.

553
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: That is so that people, you know, it's like, okay,

554
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm he's a belly pair. Yeah, yeah, I go. You know,

555
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: you know, you go to a like klal Car and

556
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: they have white sauce, and they have sauce. At one time,

557
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: I said, what's the white sauce. He said, manna's in vinegar.

558
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: Mm hmm yep. I have no idea what I thought

559
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: it was. I guess I thought it was something a

560
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: little fancier, no manna. And then I when I made

561
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: falafel at home, I put the white sauce on it

562
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: and I said, I put mayonnaise on my falafel. And

563
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: I said, god damn if that's not good God, I

564
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: love a mayonnaise. I am not a condiment queen. In general.

565
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: You won't find me dip in my fries and anything

566
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: unless there's some sort of Chipotle a only uh, like

567
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: I need a If it's like a fancy cram, then

568
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: sure I'll dip in it. You'll go dry fry. I'll

569
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: do a dry fryn till the day I die. I

570
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: love the stuff. Does that mean you're also someone that

571
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: could eat peanut butter without jelly? Yeah, which I didn't

572
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: know that was a type. I thought that was pretty normal,

573
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: and but I guess it's not. I can't even you

574
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: know what I like? That feels sophisticated, piece of toast

575
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: peanut butter on top and then drizzle. Honey, that's a

576
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: that's good because that, guys, is a little wet. Yeah,

577
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: it gets it a little wet, so sandy. You need

578
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: things wet, And have you ever experimented with anything dry? Sandy?

579
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: I'd love to see you try to eat like a

580
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: peanut like that to me is an essential dry salted peanut,

581
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: A roasted is it? Do you think it's more straight

582
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,959
Speaker 1: to be wet or dry? I think it's more straight

583
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: to be dry. I was gonna say wet interesting, huh

584
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: because wet and and it's like a there's a little

585
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: more of a decadence. There's a little more of like

586
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: like I'm treating myself and I'm like being a little sloppy,

587
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: and I like, that's why you think it's straight, well,

588
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: not treating yourself necessarily, but like indulging. Yeah, yeah, um.

589
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: I Also this, Sandy, your question, you're this topic brings

590
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: up another question I feel, and that is which condiments

591
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: are L, G, B, t Q. Yeah. And also you

592
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: have to pick one of the letters of the acronym bye,

593
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: huh is by. I was going to say that that,

594
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh you're okay, okay, okay. Um, I would say mustard

595
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: is lesbian. I was going to say mustard is lesbian. Yeah,

596
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: you know what. And actually, you're right is the thing.

597
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: Actually you're rightly is the gayest. Now I'm trying to

598
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: think like hot, but here's a hard one. Barbecue sauce straight.

599
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 1: That's my instinct too. Well, it's the masculine. It's so like,

600
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: is a honey mustard Like no, wait, I've got it.

601
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: Barbecue barbecue sauce is closeted. It's so straight. Because it's hiding. Yeah. Interesting. Wow,

602
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: well once again by erasure is a problem that will

603
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: persist for generations. I think ta Heeny is bisexual. I agree,

604
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: Well that's settled at avoiding the heavy topic. Well that's right,

605
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that. Um okay, okay, which

606
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: which condiment is trans? Um? Well what's left? What about? Like?

607
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: Um okay, So we're remaining U condiments could be soy sauce, karaoke, um,

608
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: a peanut sauce, A peanut sauce. You know, I could

609
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: see a peanut sauce being trans. I feel like, you know,

610
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: saying a peanut sauces trans is a form of erasure

611
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: in itself, because we're not letting you know, a normal

612
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: a normal condiment for a barbecue. We're thinking like this.

613
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: I thought about this. I thought about this, and you're

614
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: absolutely but my instinct was population wise, there are fewer

615
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: trans people than gay people. So that's why I was

616
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: going for a more niche condiment. Mm hmmm. Well, you know,

617
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 1: Sandy gottas Sandy gottas good I do. I I want

618
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: to ask, you know, please write to us at Straighter

619
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: Lab at gmail dot com with what condiment is the

620
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: most trans condiment and and yeah, and we'll definitely uh

621
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 1: let that information out next episode. Uh. I just really

622
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: on the record that I personally don't feel comfortable weighing

623
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: out on it, just as a person who assists so

624
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: and you know what, I will say the same thing.

625
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: And it might seem like I was struggling to find

626
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,479
Speaker 1: one to say this whole time, but that's just because

627
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: I was actually confronting my own privilege. And I want

628
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: to say, if anything has come to my mouth that

629
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: is weird, it was satire because in this podcast, I'm

630
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: playing a character that is um ignorant comedian. Sometimes I

631
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: miss yeah, I and if anyone disagrees with me, or

632
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: if anyone thinks I said something wrong, then yeah, I

633
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: will immediately become right wing. Yeah, you can cancel me,

634
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: but it's only going to make me go on tour

635
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: faster because then I can do those clubs in Florida. Baby,

636
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: And I mean I was looking for you can cancel me.

637
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: I would love a Netflix special. I love a Netflix special.

638
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: That's and you know what, Yeah, it'll be one hour

639
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: of condiment material. Fuck you. Honestly, I think our condiment

640
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: take was fresh, it was new, It was today. It

641
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: was contemporary, um, but in a way it was also throwback.

642
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 1: It reminded me of podcasts in like two thousand twelve.

643
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: You like, food based comedy was such a thing, like

644
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: like bacon and eggs, Like I want the bacon and eggs,

645
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: like like bacon based comedy with Obama a comedy. That's

646
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: the best kind of Obama era comedy. And I'm thinking

647
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: specifically of Jacqueline Novak's to Late night sets. One is

648
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: about one is about fries. If you haven't watched them,

649
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: go watch them two of the That is, to me,

650
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: the highest form of Obama era art. Allow yourself because

651
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: here are your two options under Obama and under Biden.

652
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 1: Either go either be corny or b So make such

653
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: a be so nuanced that you're in fact making the

654
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: most radical possible statement. But while talking about fries. Yeah,

655
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: it's it's you know, it's um making like three rights

656
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 1: to make a lift. Yes, I for one, just can't

657
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: for everything to go back to normal. Yeah, it's exactly Sandy,

658
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Okay, here's what I want to

659
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: talk about that's completely related to what Sandy just said

660
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: and not related to catch up at all. I am

661
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: tired of people talking about brunch. I'm tired of people

662
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: on both sides. I'm tired of brunch based political comments.

663
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: I have so much to say about the Sandy. Where

664
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: do you stand? Well, as someone that has a TV

665
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: show that heavily revolves around brunch, I'm sick of it,

666
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: right because our brunch isn't the same, right and are whatever.

667
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: I hope that we don't get lumped in with that

668
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I'm not going to assume that

669
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: you guys have seen the show, but you know it.

670
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: It heavily revolves around It usually starts at a brunch

671
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: and then they never actually brunch, but it's not like

672
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: a brunch and with mimosas that it's it's like, you

673
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: know whatever, it's also just like brunch, like one. You

674
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: won't get lumped in because as your show is iconic, incredible, groundbreaking, fresh,

675
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: never been seen, never been done exactly, it's never been seen.

676
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: Oh I love that, but just like a political device

677
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: is absolutely driving me bonkers because it's like it's people

678
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: just it's just a meal, as as dinner is a meal,

679
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: and it's like not just that every chill out not

680
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: just that I think here's the solution. So brunch has

681
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: become this signifier of complicity, like, oh, we're going back

682
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: to brunch because we're no longer you know, uh, politically engaged.

683
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: And here, first of all, every time I go to brunch,

684
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: it is so political. I'm constantly having political conversations. I'm

685
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: essentially every time I've gone to brunch, I have unionized

686
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: with everyone that I'm there eating with. Every time I've

687
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: gone to brunch, I have collectively bargained for the wait

688
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: stuff at that restaurant. Every time I've gone to brunch,

689
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: I have sent started a revolution from scratch and overthrown

690
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: a government, um sometimes a government's overseas, which can be

691
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: kind of imperialist, but at least I'm doing something. And

692
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: so I think the solution is to politicize brunch. I

693
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: just think, you know, if you hate brunch so much,

694
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: then make the work week more flexible, so we can

695
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: just have a casual lunch with some friends and my

696
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: fucking eggs in the brunch basket and text people to

697
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: meet up for a damn meal. It is, it is, truly,

698
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: it is like individual choice, it's like libertarian it's it's

699
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: it's Republican to be blaming brunch rather than the system

700
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: that creates brunch. Thank you, And now we're really getting

701
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 1: into it. I think, um, I define personally brunch as uh,

702
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: just a weekend meal that is breakfast ish between maybe

703
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: ten and three pm. Ten am and three pm, I

704
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: would say brunch is lunch. Oftentimes brunch is breakfast. Sometimes

705
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 1: you're just going to a restaurant on like to get

706
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: a food and it's like, yes, this is technically brunch.

707
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: I do think breakfast food is a part of it.

708
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: And I also think just going somewhere that has a

709
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: brunch menu, even if you don't order off of it,

710
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: that's still brunch mhm. And I think that a lot

711
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: see that's how I would also define brunch. But I

712
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: think that a lot of people define it as like

713
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: when you get like all your friends together and you

714
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: all get like trashed and are like monsters, which is

715
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: how you experience brunch on the wait staff side effect.

716
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,879
Speaker 1: And that is an important point to make that four

717
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: weight staff brunch is an absolute nightmare. But that is

718
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: in fact why we need to politicize it so we

719
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 1: can work towards an ethical brunch standard because people are

720
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: going to be eating at that hour, no matter what

721
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 1: it first ethically, ethically, everyone's gonna have brunch, So don't

722
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: outlae it. Make it safe. Let them have brunch here.

723
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: Let them do it out in the open if they

724
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: if you don't. If you can't do it out in

725
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: the open, who know, people will start eating raw eggs

726
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: and get salmonella poisoning at home. I just wanted you

727
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: guys to know that I was going to say something

728
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 1: really hack and then I held my tongue. Well, unfortunately,

729
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: I have to say I was going to say, as

730
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: Marie's when I said, let them meet brunch, Okay, that

731
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: is like our like Reese Witherspoon style merch, like slap

732
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: that on a T shirt. It's already already like the

733
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: T shirt should be like let them meet brunch, but

734
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: in fact way, and I bet you that exists. No

735
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: but ours will say as Marie and Toinette said, let

736
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: them meet. That's the full T shirt I've heard of.

737
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: That's the full T But that's the full T shirt. Okay,

738
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: you know I'm googling it. Oh, there's an Instagram called

739
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: let them a Brunch. Well, Sam and I wanted to

740
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 1: make merch that said live laugh lobotomy. But then it

741
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: turns out it exists. When we looked it up, you know,

742
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: everything's been done. I know full storylines that we wrote

743
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: for Deborrah's and then we ended up throwing out just

744
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: because like it wasn't working. And then I've been watching

745
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: a TV show and it was like a plot line

746
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: at another show and we're just like, thank god, it's crazy.

747
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: I kind of think in the same way that like

748
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: um Jacquelinovak talking about food, you go so far in

749
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: that direction that you're actually doing something fresh and new.

750
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: I think it's all about trying to be extra normal

751
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: now and not trying to break the mold, and even

752
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,439
Speaker 1: with your plots and just being like, you know what,

753
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: of course it's all been done. I'm not gonna do

754
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: something brand new and something old and I'm gonna do

755
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: it better. Yeah. I do wonder if we're even past

756
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: that and the pendulum is now swinging in the other direction.

757
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: Like I feel like we have been anti originality for

758
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: so long that now almost it's time for people to

759
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: be original again. Have we been anti originality? Well, everything

760
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: is the same, but I don't know if that's on purpose.

761
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone pitches everything like this finally shows this.

762
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I've seen a bitchy gay guy working

763
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: retail before. This is a groundbreaking Well it's like the

764
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 1: same type of humor, just done by different people. Yeah

765
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Yeah you know, yeah, well it is

766
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: important to make girls in at least seventeen different ways

767
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: before we abandoned that. Um so, Sandy, um, who do

768
00:51:53,719 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: you hate? Yeah? No, I was just trying toki of

769
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 1: a toxic topic to bring up. Um. But here's why

770
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: HBOS Girls is like, Okay, yeah, is this gonna be

771
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: another David as Pumpkins moment? HBOS Girls is good. It's

772
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite shows. I say, He's like, no,

773
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: Sandy's damn locating me. I get it. I watched the

774
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: first two seasons because I was watching it with like

775
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: a group of friends. I personally just never really related

776
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: to it. But I can get why people would have

777
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: liked it. Sure, sure, sure, So you're calling me stupid? Yeah,

778
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: got it, got it, got it, stupid loser. It's just

779
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: crazy because it's like they went to a party in

780
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: Bushwick and I went to a party in bush And

781
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: that's why I like it to be fair, I don't

782
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: think it has any artistic merit, But every time I

783
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: see it, I'm like, I've been on that. I've been

784
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: at that. Actually that there was one joke from one

785
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: episode that I think about a lot, and that my

786
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: brother and I joke about a lot, to my knowledge,

787
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: the only joke that was ever on the show, but

788
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: was and that's not a judgment. I just think it

789
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: was a different kind of humor. But there in the

790
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: in the last episode of the first season, Lena Dunham,

791
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: I guess has been like really sick and like I

792
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 1: don't remember who comes over and she's like, oh, sorry,

793
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: I've just been like so sick for the last week.

794
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:46,479
Speaker 1: So sorry if I look like scary thin. Oh that's

795
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: really funny. It was really funny. I mean it's a

796
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: good show show. I'm not going to argue about this.

797
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: I really liked the um the Shashana character. Yeah, I

798
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:07,959
Speaker 1: think she was really really funny. Um Yeah, it's god.

799
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: I am glad we are past that like cultural conversation.

800
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: I'll say that, you know what cultural conversation we never

801
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: got past? Which one? The one where um Trump is

802
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: La La Land. Yes, Sandy, do you think Trump is

803
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: La La Land, Sandy is walking away. She's what I

804
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 1: think Trump is La La Land, because you know, sometimes

805
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: you think someone has good taste and then they're like,

806
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: I actually liked La La Land. It's so much more

807
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: common than you would think Trump is La La Land.

808
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: That whole conversation was like, I can't believe it happened

809
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 1: when La La camp came out, and then it resurfaced

810
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 1: in this new election with the like like there was

811
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: like Moonlight is Biden and it's like coming announcing Trump

812
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 1: and then it's actually Moonlight, And I was like, this,

813
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: by the way, that's a good question. I think they did.

814
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 1: Actually I'm a truther on that. I don't think I'm

815
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: a truther, So you're a false. Here's what I think happened, Okay,

816
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: something about it. Have an opinion, and I don't know

817
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: where I looked stand on it. I'm just saying, how

818
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: do you mess it up? So it was who was it?

819
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: Warren Baby? No, right, he's literally thousand years old and

820
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 1: he does look amazing, um handsome guy, and then yes, sure,

821
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: um but it was him and um who else? Um fade? Right?

822
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: I remember because everyone was tagging Bowen. It was how

823
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 1: are we really quick. How does he get away with

824
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: that on Instagram and he's verified? How does he get

825
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: away with that? Wait, that's a really good question. I

826
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: think at this point it's like grandfather in right. Yeah,

827
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: he's also not trying to be her because he's not.

828
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 1: His pile pick is him and repurposing it as a joke. Right,

829
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: But you're you're mad because you got kicked off for

830
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: impersonating someone. Yeah, and I'm still banned? Are you still banned?

831
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm the only person who's still no. Coal

832
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: is still banned, but me and Cole are the only ones.

833
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: Everyone else has gotten their accounts back. Can I ask you?

834
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: Who are you impersonating again? Trump? Wait? What are we

835
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 1: talking about? Ran Buffett got the card and it was

836
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: If you had not reacted to that, I would have

837
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 1: been like, yeah, that's his name. Warren Baby got the

838
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: card and it was accidentally the card of the previous winner,

839
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: which had been Emma Stone. So the card said Emma Stone,

840
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: La La Land. And because he's like old and was

841
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, it says La La, I

842
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: guess La Land. So you can see him pause because

843
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: he's like, this doesn't seem right. But then he's like, well,

844
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 1: I'll just say the name of the movie. So he

845
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: says La La Land. Then they are like, oh my god,

846
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: that was the wrong envelopes, and they bring in the

847
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: right one. I think a genius producer did it to

848
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: get the ratings up up, up up up. I'm talking

849
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: YouTube clicks, baby, They're going to have more viewers than

850
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: they've ever had before, and that producer should get promoted.

851
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: You know why, because chaos is fun to watch. I

852
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: I remember that at the Oscars this year, which is

853
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: crazy that that was this year when Parasite one. I

854
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: was with Io a Debris and she said that means

855
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: Bernie's gonna win, and you know, so excited, and we

856
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: were like that about Chromatica. Yeah, I said that about

857
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: Stupid Love and I said it on Twitter when Parasite one,

858
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: and it's um, you know, I was very wrong, isn't it? Crazy? Star?

859
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: Did you guys have really high hopes at the beginning

860
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: of this year, were you like this is going to

861
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: be the year? Famously, Io and I got dinner in January.

862
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: We were both having kind of like a bad week

863
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: and we said to one another, I swear to god,

864
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: this is true. We were like, you know what, I

865
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: have a feeling things will start turning around in March.

866
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: We literally and then we kept throughout January and February

867
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: texting each other like encouraging, like in an encouraging way,

868
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: being like March heart, like March exclamation point heart, Like

869
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: every time something would go bad, we'd be like, March

870
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: is coming, and that's when things are going to turn around,

871
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: I swear to God. And then we basically manifested this,

872
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: and it's like, how could we have known? But I

873
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: just like, I think back to the things that I

874
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: thought at the beginning of the year, I'm like, how

875
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: could I have been so stupid? But it's like, how

876
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: could I have known? I was so optimistic, so so

877
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: so optimistic. This is genuinely like bumming me out because

878
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: I blocked all of that out and just in order

879
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: to try to accept everything, I remember feeling like truly

880
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: like wow, things are good, things are gonna be good

881
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: like that. You can, Yeah, you can hear it on

882
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: the damn pod I because I recorded well before uh

883
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: COVID was a real danger and you can hear the

884
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 1: excitement in my voice and it's psychotic and sad, so

885
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: sad all yeah, Oh my god, do you remember when

886
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: literally I remember when, like on last week tonight they

887
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: had the thing that was like goodbye and they like

888
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: burned the burned the numbers. How I don't like that.

889
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: I just can't with people being like, can over already

890
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: January so we can get into the second wave already.

891
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 1: Oh m hmm, Well, you know, I mean darkness vibes,

892
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: feeling a pressure in my chest vibes. Oh my god,

893
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: what do you think? All right, what do you think?

894
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: Like what will be the first major work of art

895
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: about covid um Probably that um TV show that came

896
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: out called Love in the Time of Corona, And it

897
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: was just like about like a bunch of different love

898
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 1: stories that came out that we're all just like different

899
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: little love stories about what it's like to be in

900
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: love darting this crazy time predictive that I obviously do

901
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: not watch that, but I can. I get angry just

902
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: imagining the storylines on that show. It's like one of them,

903
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: it's like they've only been on one date, but now

904
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: they're quarantining together, you know, and then another one is

905
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: like celebrating Grandma's birthday remotely, Um, I feel like the

906
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: same way I kind of I feel about Brunch. I

907
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: feel about like people talking about pandemic art where it's

908
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: like somebody's gonna do it well, like don't like I

909
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: do agree that. No, I'm just gonna I just want

910
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: to say I agree with with you, Sam, and I

911
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: fell into that trap two and I regret falling into it,

912
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: like in the beginning being like please, no one right

913
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: about this. It's like, yeah, people should write about it.

914
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: It's like this is deeply traumatic. People are a traumatic event.

915
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: But I will say it took. I mean, I don't

916
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: want to compare to nine eleven, but like to compare

917
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: it to like a traumatic event that happened in our childhood.

918
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: There is a lot of bad nine eleven art, and

919
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: there's some and I do think a bad I mean

920
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: American Nextop model. Most people are just trying to like

921
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: profit as quickly as possible, and that's why it's bad. Yes,

922
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: I agree, And none of it has been a good

923
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: piece of COVID art that I've seen, which was huh,

924
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: your mind gone. Well, I'm afraid to say it because

925
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it, then it's a spoiler that

926
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: I say that it involves it because it doesn't come

927
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: into like halfway through. WHOA, wait I was I just

928
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 1: said circle jerk because that was just like virtual play

929
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: that everyone really liked. That was like produced during COVID.

930
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: But wait, is it a TV show? It was a

931
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: movie that came out recently. Okay, I know what you're

932
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: talking about. I know what you're talking about. Oh oh yeah, okay, sure,

933
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. But it's like for

934
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: the listener if they haven't seen it. I was really like, whoa,

935
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: I was surprised. Yeah, no, I was surprised too. I don't.

936
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 1: I didn't like it as much as everyone else like

937
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 1: and loved it, thought it was real. But also I

938
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: watched it in like a backyard with a group of people,

939
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: which felt I think that if I think that if

940
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: it had like a proper theater release, everyone would have

941
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: been like I kind of agree with that. I kind

942
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: of agree with that. I mean, I do think I've

943
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: watched a few newer movies, and I do, it's just

944
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: it's not the same. Also, also, I watched have you

945
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: watched What the Constitution Means to me? No, it was

946
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: like this huge, huge hit in the theater, and I

947
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: and I guess it just came out on Amazon, broad

948
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: Way Theater, the Live Theater. Yes it was. It's a

949
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: one woman show. It's like Nette but about the Constitution.

950
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:22,439
Speaker 1: Um what if it's literally literally in the net meets

951
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: Hamilton's And all these people were raving about it. I

952
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,479
Speaker 1: was like, I saw it on Amazon, and I was like, well,

953
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: maybe I should have seen it in theaters the Broadway

954
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: theater listening. George would never step foot in a movie theater.

955
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: It's for I consider the film to be a secondary art. Wait,

956
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: really like back to nine eleven art? Have you guys?

957
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna say, have you ever seen this?

958
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 1: And I know the answer is going to be no,

959
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: have you guys ever seen the nine eleven movie with

960
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: Charlie Sheen and whoop? But I know what is it called?

961
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: I think it's called it Captember eleven. Yes, And but

962
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: it didn't. It wasn't even like one of those movies

963
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: that was like rushed out after. It was really least

964
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,919
Speaker 1: like two eleven or something right years ago. I saw

965
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: it in theaters. It came out on September eighth, which,

966
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 1: like I get you on a time it with a

967
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 1: weekend release, but like if it's the nine eleven movie

968
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: to be like nine eleven coming out. I mean they

969
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: timed the Omen reboot to come out on six six six,

970
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: they can time the nine eleven movie to come out

971
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: on nine eleven. But what happened was it was in

972
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,919
Speaker 1: the theaters for one weekend and then immediately got pulled

973
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 1: because it was so bad. I mean, also remember that

974
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: movie and this was released like pretty soon after I

975
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 1: Live in That was called like flight Number, and then

976
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: it was like the number of the right grant like

977
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: to literally make a movie that's like like interlocking storylines

978
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: about people that were on the plane. It's like what

979
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: if Valentine's Day but it's in nine eleven the die

980
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: from the producers of New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day

981
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: and he's just not that into you comes really that.

982
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: But in this version, can I just tell you how

983
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 1: it opens? In a picture? It opens with Whoopi Goldberg

984
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: goes to get her morning coffee at a diner. They

985
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: hand her a ceramic mug of coffee. She leaves with

986
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: the ceramic mug of coffee, and then there's a shot

987
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: of her walking through the streets of Manhattan with her

988
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: open mug of coffee that she took from the diner

989
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: and it's just open and she's walking through the streets.

990
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 1: I love the tagline. What if the tagline of that

991
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: movie was but first coffee. Yeah, the towers are gonna fall,

992
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 1: but first the first coffee. I think, um wow, I

993
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: mean that's also um you know, a nod to Gaga.

994
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: Do you remember when she walked around with her a

995
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: little teacup all the time? Okay? Is this maybe this

996
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: is because I went wait, I don't remember that, But

997
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: I do want to say one thing, and this is

998
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: maybe because I lived in kind of like a hippie

999
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: co op when I was in college, and it was

1000
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 1: in California. But did people in college that you people

1001
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: that you guys went to college with, do the thing

1002
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,560
Speaker 1: where they walked around campus with like a jar of

1003
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: coffee or a jar of piece that was like a

1004
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: I mean that was two thousand eleven hipster dam in

1005
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: a nutshell. Yeah, and I definitely thought it was the

1006
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: coolest thing in the world. Sure, sure, I did that

1007
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: last year, but only because it was I was in

1008
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: a sublet and it was the only thing that I

1009
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: had to take coffee to work, and I hate myself

1010
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 1: so much and so deeply think I'm worthless that I

1011
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't buy. I walk around with a ceramic mug when

1012
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: I walk Gizmo in the morning. Really, yeah, it makes

1013
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 1: me feel like, I mean the little neighborhood. Yeah, it's

1014
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 1: kind of fun me every morning I walk up Fifth

1015
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: Avenue after I get my mug that I steal from

1016
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 1: the diner. Maybe they have like a by one, like

1017
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: a like a borrow one return one policy or something.

1018
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,640
Speaker 1: Here's what they should have done. She should get the

1019
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: mug and then start doing the full scene of Belle

1020
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: saying bonjour to all the village people in Beauty and

1021
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:48,600
Speaker 1: the Beast and then suddenly the towers fall. It's a

1022
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:54,080
Speaker 1: really incredible movie. I I mean, Stradio's check it out.

1023
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: I think we've got We're gonna have a Stradio Lab

1024
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: cinema night where we you know, we watched Chuck and Larry,

1025
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,680
Speaker 1: and we watched nine eleven and we watch, um, I

1026
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 1: don't know, some French films starring Christin Stewart. Yes, so Sandy,

1027
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: the official film of this podcasts and I pronounce you

1028
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: Chuck and Larry. And then we also recently Sam and

1029
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: I got into an argument about Christen Stewart because he

1030
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,640
Speaker 1: watched Twilight and I watched watched Personal Shopper, and but

1031
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 1: and so now we're adding nine eleven to the list

1032
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: of Stradio Lab movies. Okay, good, you guys should make

1033
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:28,600
Speaker 1: like a can you make like um lists on letterbox?

1034
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: We should we letter box a stradio Lab and make

1035
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,640
Speaker 1: lists of those films. And every movie I watch a

1036
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: good bad movie recently, um No. I mean, like Emily

1037
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: in Paris is kind of what my like good bad

1038
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 1: things I'm watching, which is not new or fresh. I'm

1039
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,640
Speaker 1: not pretending it's some sort of hot take, it's just

1040
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: the truth. I didn't watch. I have to say I'm

1041
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,680
Speaker 1: proud of myself for not watching it because it is

1042
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 1: something I would normally watch. I haven't seen it, I

1043
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: have see I have trouble. I love watching as Sam

1044
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:07,759
Speaker 1: and it's really bad sketch videos. But I have trouble

1045
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: when it's a really bad, like fully produced TV show,

1046
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 1: because I go think of all the people that we

1047
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,639
Speaker 1: know that works so hard to pitch an actual good

1048
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: idea and it picked up, and these people are getting

1049
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:25,640
Speaker 1: millions of dollars per episode to make garbage that is

1050
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 1: popular because it's a joke. Yeah, and you're making me

1051
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 1: sad again. Oh my god, this industry is cruel. It

1052
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: really is. Okay, let's do a final segment. Sorry, I

1053
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 1: keep bumming. I'm a bummer. You've been in delight. It's

1054
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 1: just that the world is a bummer and you're not

1055
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 1: afraid to tell it to us. Well, that's I think

1056
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:58,719
Speaker 1: about me. I'm not afraid to say it like it. Yeah,

1057
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: you'll tell it how it is. That's why you do

1058
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,640
Speaker 1: all those clubs in Florida. That's why you can't be

1059
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: canceled because you never promised to not tell it like

1060
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: it is. Facts don't care about your feelings. Batch, but

1061
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:15,200
Speaker 1: facts don't care about your feelings. But first coffee, Oh

1062
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 1: my god, remember cofifi? Okny? It was generally very funny.

1063
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 1: Was like, what was it that, Oh my god? Caper

1064
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 1: Land said something that was like, if you're if you

1065
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 1: don't think kofifi is funny, you're part of the prop Fifi.

1066
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 1: No Kofiefe was like one of the best nights on Twitter.

1067
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 1: And it's it's you know, it's kind of like that

1068
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:46,640
Speaker 1: thing where it's like it's only bad because of the

1069
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: fans like when well MSNBC is like ha ha ha.

1070
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: That's when it becomes like, well, you can't laugh at it.

1071
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: You weren't there. You weren't there that I was really

1072
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: interested because I was asleep and I missed it and

1073
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,120
Speaker 1: I woke up to attacks from my mom. That's at

1074
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:03,519
Speaker 1: Kofifi and I I thought she was having like a stroke,

1075
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: But it's that the president was having a stroke. Good

1076
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 1: new got it. I do think so much of what

1077
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 1: people think is funny about Trump is obviously so dark,

1078
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,599
Speaker 1: and it's like seeing like Alec Baldwin d Trump. Obviously

1079
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 1: that's not funny. And it's it's always such a nice

1080
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 1: temporary bomb when like once every six months a tiny

1081
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 1: thing is slightly funny. And I think Cafifi was that

1082
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:34,799
Speaker 1: Coffi was funny. Um him getting COVID was fun cruise

1083
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 1: like the porn was fun That was such a great day.

1084
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 1: You guys see today Rudy Giuliani is like fake hair dyed,

1085
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 1: drinking apart, gray hands painted on face, get the crust

1086
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:55,639
Speaker 1: on the corner of the mouth, and somehow you didn't

1087
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:59,240
Speaker 1: get COVID. I know, it's weird. It is weird. It

1088
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 1: was laying low for a little while. Well he's clearly

1089
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:07,719
Speaker 1: not laying low, well not anymore, but he was potentially. Um,

1090
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:16,640
Speaker 1: you know what was funny is um four seasons. Okay,

1091
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 1: this is something that I think a lot of people

1092
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,400
Speaker 1: will disagree with me on, but I think it's really

1093
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: funny that he keeps tweeting I won the election. Here's

1094
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 1: the thing, and and and thank you for bringing that up.

1095
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 1: I do think the week now that it's like it

1096
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 1: might be a coup, then maybe it's less funny the

1097
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 1: week just the week of him after Biden one tweeting

1098
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:43,599
Speaker 1: that constantly is hilarious. It's like you just but you didn't.

1099
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 1: And it's like it's also like god, he had to

1100
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: tweet that was truly the best thing I've ever seen,

1101
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 1: which is that he was trying to have it like

1102
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 1: three different kinds of ways, and he was like, this

1103
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,720
Speaker 1: was the most secure election in history because of the

1104
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:05,640
Speaker 1: Trump administration, but also the votes are bad because of

1105
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 1: the Democrats. So in that way, both can be true

1106
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 1: at the same time, Like it was just truns right, yeah,

1107
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,719
Speaker 1: and yeah, and Biden shouldn't have won, but he did win,

1108
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 1: but like, but he did win because of misinformation that

1109
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: also in Momma it was a lot. Well, we finally

1110
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 1: did our Trump takedown. People have been waiting for years

1111
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 1: for it. Something funny. He's funny. He is, I mean,

1112
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 1: he truly is so funny. Um. Okay, we have to

1113
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 1: do our final segre. I feel like we've we've you know,

1114
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: we've given them an episode. Heck, we've given them Patreon content.

1115
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 1: I mean we don't have a Paton Yeah, okay, great,

1116
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 1: O great, great, Well, then we'll do our final segment, Um, Sandy,

1117
01:14:54,200 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 1: our final segment on that question, all right, whoa remotely

1118
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: funny joke? Um? Our final segment's called shoutouts. We give

1119
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 1: a shout out in the style of sort of like

1120
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 1: a t r L two thousand one type of vibe,

1121
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: shouting out to your squad, um, but with um something

1122
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 1: that you're enjoying in theory um and uh yeah, that's

1123
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 1: pretty much what it is. George, Do you want to

1124
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 1: do one? Do you have one? I can try mine

1125
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:43,240
Speaker 1: always um suck. But that's okay mine s that's literally

1126
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:46,360
Speaker 1: my thing. Oh, you're right, I'm incredible at this. What's

1127
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 1: up listeners? Um, my name is Sam Tiger, and I

1128
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: just want to give a huge shout out to Tony Hawk,

1129
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: pro skater. I think you're so good at skating. I

1130
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 1: think you flip and twist and grind like nobody else

1131
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:00,559
Speaker 1: on earth. You are a huge inspiration to me. And

1132
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: I am not good at skateboarding, but I feel as

1133
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 1: though I'm good at skateboarding because I play your video

1134
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,519
Speaker 1: game and I have played it since I was a boy,

1135
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 1: and now I play it as a thirty one year

1136
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:17,160
Speaker 1: old man. Oh yeah, in the Misty flip board Slide

1137
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: fifty fifty, I can get a million points in one

1138
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 1: combo and I love you for it. Thank you, Tony Hawk.

1139
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 1: Whom Um, let's do this. What's up, listeners? I want

1140
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:39,200
Speaker 1: to get a quick shout out to babies. Earlier today,

1141
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,799
Speaker 1: I had lunch with my friend and his new baby,

1142
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:49,879
Speaker 1: and I kept going off about culture, politics, society, uh,

1143
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:54,400
Speaker 1: global international implications of things, and she did not make

1144
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 1: one peep because she could not understand what I was saying.

1145
01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: And I thought, if only I was in that roller

1146
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 1: instead of her, if only I had perfect flawless skin

1147
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:08,720
Speaker 1: and um just kind of like cute curly hair, uh,

1148
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: I would be so much happier. And all I want

1149
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 1: is to be a baby. Google Gaga shout out to

1150
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: all my babies of all persuasions, genders and religions. And

1151
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:24,840
Speaker 1: that's it for me. Okay, what's up, listeners. I want

1152
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,400
Speaker 1: to give a quick shout out to nail clippers, because

1153
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 1: ever puts in a while, Like this morning, I woke

1154
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,680
Speaker 1: up and I said, oh my god, my nails are

1155
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 1: too long. And every time I touched something, they bend

1156
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 1: over and they hurt. Looked down at my feet they

1157
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,200
Speaker 1: were a little too long. I put my foot in shoes,

1158
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,400
Speaker 1: the nails touched the front of the shoe. You go,

1159
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,600
Speaker 1: that's a no for me. Dog. I get out my

1160
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: nail clippers. I clip my little things right over the

1161
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 1: trash can. The nails go flying everywhere. I don't pick

1162
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,760
Speaker 1: them up and want a good Rick shout out because

1163
01:17:54,800 --> 01:18:02,599
Speaker 1: now my nails are tight and clean. So and I

1164
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 1: love that. Within that shout out, you had a little

1165
01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:13,320
Speaker 1: American idol shout out too, which is so powerful. Um, well, Sandy,

1166
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 1: it's been an absolute delight. Um. I think we've, you know,

1167
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,800
Speaker 1: taken down all of Hollywood, We've taken down politics, We've

1168
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:25,280
Speaker 1: taken yes and in this time he probably needs it.

1169
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 1: He's probably so depressed right now. I want to say

1170
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,719
Speaker 1: something at this point. If you're making fun of Trump,

1171
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:35,360
Speaker 1: that's punching down such a stupid take. I love that.

1172
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:49,560
Speaker 1: Um well, um George. Any final thoughts you guys? Please vote?

1173
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh not the time to talk about issues. Yeah, just

1174
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: like don't talk a vote. And it's so easy to

1175
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 1: figure out how and where. Just go on the internet

1176
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:07,840
Speaker 1: and look, it's so easy to figure out where and how.

1177
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 1: And it's so easy to only took me eight hours.

1178
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:14,000
Speaker 1: And if you're being voters suppressed, that's your fault. If

1179
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,840
Speaker 1: you're being voters suppressed, work harder, harder, make up early

1180
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: your rootstraps, and go vote on a weekday. If you're

1181
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 1: getting voter suppressed, ever heard of broad City? You just

1182
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,599
Speaker 1: had to make your own stuff, make your own ship,

1183
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:31,720
Speaker 1: to make your own chip. Okay, I think that's been

1184
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: the pod. Thank you saying me