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Speaker 1: My baby called my wife's work husband dad, and now

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Speaker 1: I am suspicious.

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Speaker 2: He's been spending a little bit too much time around

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Speaker 2: a home without.

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Speaker 1: God remote boning. Oh good, gravy. Turn the camera on, Poppy.

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Speaker 2: I want this zoom meeting recorded and distributed. Oh God,

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Speaker 2: transcribe that.

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Speaker 1: It's just like a a oh violation. Yep, this is

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Speaker 1: this is this looks like a saucy one.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't really want to come across as

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Speaker 1: that one controlling guy that cuts off his wife from

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Speaker 1: her friends, but I am going to do it. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm gonna be fucking. But I've just

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Speaker 1: witnessed something I can't look past. My wife has been

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Speaker 1: seeing her best guy friend way more often than she

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Speaker 2: It's sad. Man, just holded you know.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. He's always over at my house and I just

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Speaker 1: heard my son call that man dad, Dad ship road.

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Speaker 2: Not only is he stealing your wife, he's stealing your

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Speaker 2: kid too.

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Speaker 1: What would you what would you do?

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Speaker 2: Oh man? Trying to feel sad? I would feel sad

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Speaker 2: for sure, I mean like I mean, I would probably

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Speaker 2: It's tough because like you know, the kid's probably like

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Speaker 2: enjoying the time with this guy, right if he's there.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, I think that would be my indicator

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Speaker 2: way this this dude's gonna maybe you're just terrible father.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's when it is. Come on, if he he

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Speaker 2: definitely ideally needs to be spending more time with his kid,

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Speaker 2: like that's probably clear, right, I feel like it low

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Speaker 2: key could be. Yeah, I mean but it's tough. It's tough.

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Speaker 2: I would feel ship though, that's for sure. I don't

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Speaker 1: Agreed. My wife did nothing but laugh, Oh, just twist

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Speaker 1: the knife her. Her friend at least had the decency

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Speaker 1: looked at me in a panic as if he expected

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Speaker 3: Yeah, beat the ship out of who my kid calls

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Speaker 3: dada daddy? Now, So I watched this beat down learn

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Speaker 3: from you say it, say daddy, you know he got

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Speaker 3: he gotta say data, say data. This makes me think

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Speaker 3: that my wife has been talking badly about me and

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Speaker 3: maybe calling me aggressive. For the man to look scared,

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Speaker 2: A history of being aggressive.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's so much going on and like

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Speaker 1: just a lot happening. I've been married to her for

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Speaker 2: But like, also, like what is there Like I'm not

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Speaker 2: I'm not like I'm not defending anyone or anything, but

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Speaker 2: like what is there to stick up about? How dare you?

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Speaker 2: How you you? Like? Like like like like what would

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Speaker 2: what would you want her to say? Like like discipline

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Speaker 1: Probably not laugh in his face. I feel like that's

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Speaker 2: Like I don't know, just feel like honestly laughing is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because then that kind of takes the like the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like what you do would you be? Like,

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Speaker 2: I can't believe he said that. I'm so sorry, Like

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Speaker 2: But I don't know if she could do, Like what

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Speaker 2: else do you do? I don't know if you do

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Speaker 2: anything else in this situation. It's it's a situation that sucks.

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Speaker 2: But you can't blame the kid. And you can't blame

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Speaker 2: the dude. I don't know. Maybe he's over too much.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but you need help. Let's keep going,

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Speaker 2: keep I don't know. I don't know how to feel.

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Speaker 1: You need more more info. I feel like he's spending

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Speaker 1: That's that's a little bit crazy. He's constantly there doing

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Speaker 2: Know, I mean, like, okay, like just hypothetical, if this

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Speaker 2: Probably it probably wouldn't feel yeah no, no, no, right,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we need another women to make all my sand,

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Speaker 1: which is come on, I'm busy not parenting over here,

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Speaker 2: I mean like, as of right now, I think you could.

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Speaker 2: I think you honestly could ask, like, go, could you

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Speaker 1: Because like that's I feel like, not even the child situation,

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Speaker 2: Like can that's good, that's a good give me some space. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, it's really hard to like cuddle

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Speaker 1: It's really it's really hard to get my dong over

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Speaker 2: Away, you know, I can only go through the back door,

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Speaker 1: It's tough. It's really tough out here. It's really tough.

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Speaker 1: It's really tough for the opis. Now my wife is

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you could get it right the second time.

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Speaker 1: And I've told her I've been thinking of cutting my

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that's actually great, which seems great, but

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Speaker 2: she threw a fit because she needs the money so

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Speaker 2: for them. Yo, I don't know I would say that.

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Speaker 2: That's yea last part, that's that's a little that's kind

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Speaker 1: That's kind of harsh.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's his kid too.

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Speaker 1: He's literally like like it works out because he can

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't know. It like parenting, I believe

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Speaker 1: I believe it. Inequality.

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Speaker 2: You believe inequality? Ah, yes, I'm joking of first, I

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Speaker 1: They're just gonna be like like the uh the secret

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be like water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I just want my kids to bond with me. And

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Speaker 1: She doesn't seem to understand that parenting is a team yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to peacefully go about that. Any advice, Well,

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Speaker 1: first off, y'all need to give him some advice. Please

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Speaker 2: Throw it in there.

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Speaker 1: And if you think, like opor or the wife or

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Speaker 2: Ahole, where has this situation happened to you? Let us

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Speaker 1: Literally, she was like, you can't watch them because I'm

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Speaker 2: It's like that's so shitty.

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Speaker 1: What that's a that's terrible.

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Speaker 2: So I would I would be like, I mean, I

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Speaker 2: I would. I would. I would have another conversation with

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Speaker 2: my hours. Or you just straight you know it.

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Speaker 1: You go up to the to the to the guy

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Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm marrying you know, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Take the kids, or or you be like, yo, if

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be here all the time, you gotta pay

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Speaker 2: rent and start taking care of the kids. You gotta

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Speaker 2: you gotta put some some some money up, baby.

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Speaker 1: Go the straight the straight like uh uh eviction, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like high school eviction story style, like pay rent.

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Speaker 2: You're let me know what you think. Put in the comments.

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Speaker 1: Today. Fed up I finding my chemistry test online and

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Speaker 1: getting one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: My lazy teacher said I cheated. Okop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Lanner and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 2: the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, and Samuel, I have to ask you what

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Speaker 1: is like the best instance of you cheating, like finding

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to be really popular, join our discord,

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Speaker 1: That was awesome, that's amazing. So we will see what

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Speaker 1: After arguing for a while, it has been decided that

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Speaker 1: Join the discord. We will give you the love and

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Speaker 1: Hopefully she won't just google the next test. What a

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, I feel bad for Op. Yeah yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: How Wikipedia, come on, come on. But I think the

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