1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret. Hello, I'm here. Hey, what's up? 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: Yes, I do. And my heart's beating so fast because 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 2: I hope no one recognizes my voice. 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I don't think they will most people. 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 1: Most people think a. 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,080 Speaker 2: Lot of people. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: Okay, you can change your voice if you want to. Yeah, please, Okay, 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: all right, we'll change. 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: It, all right. So I'm in a relationship right now. However, 11 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 2: I do have a lot of girl nights out and 12 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 2: I'm like the pretty blonde girl that gets us free 13 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 2: drinks solid and I'm not a cheater whatsoever. But I 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 2: do see these guys' numbers under my friend's names, just 15 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 2: all in caps, so that when we do go out, 16 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 2: I invite them all to the same please, and then 17 00:00:53,880 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 2: we get drinks for free the entire night. I don't 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 2: want to get in trouble. Yeah, he actually went to 19 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 2: go get coffee. So I'll tell you, guys, my dirty 20 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 2: little thank you. 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 3: At least you're not doing anything with the guys other 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 3: than confusing for drinks. 23 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: Totally. 24 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I'm feel bad because I have a 25 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 2: lot of friends. I have like five or six friends 26 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 2: that we go out all together, with and then they 27 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: spend the hundreds of dollars and when the lady walks 28 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 2: in with the flowers and the teddy Bears, they'll be like, 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: what do you want? I'm like, well, I have all 30 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 2: these friends. 31 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 4: Can you get them? 32 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: All? Teddy bear and a flower? Too fine for us? 33 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: Oh? 34 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 2: Wow? Wow? 35 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 3: I mean really, I think it's kind of there bad 36 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 3: if they keep coming out and. 37 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: Right, thank you for your dirty little secret. 38 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 2: Here, welcome, have a good day. 39 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: You do, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? 40 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 4: I do? 41 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 2: Well? 42 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it? 43 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: Ten years ago? I hold were my college buddies and 44 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 4: spend the weekend at his house. Unfortunately I hooked up 45 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 4: with his mom. 46 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: Is that unfortunate or fortunate? Oh? 47 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 4: It was one of those things that just happened. I 48 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 4: was in the kitchen late at night. 49 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: She came in. 50 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 4: We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and 51 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 4: one thing left to another and we made out. 52 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: You said college, right, Okay, clarify is your wife now? 53 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 4: No? No. The funny the dirty little secret is a 54 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 4: couple of months ago, almost ten years later, I met 55 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 4: them in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kid. 56 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 4: And my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of somebody. 57 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 4: It's like deja vu, no. 58 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: No way booth. 59 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I took a pick of him, and then 60 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 4: I went home and started looking at my kids phone 61 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 4: and oh, damn, you knocked up your friend's mom. Not 62 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 4: in Cassent. 63 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: That's funny, man, Thank you for telling us you're very familiar. 64 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: That's hilarious. This is a movie. 65 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 66 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 4: I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told 67 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 4: my mom to pickure. He was like, oh, that's you. 68 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 4: When you were where did you take this one there? 69 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: Oh? 70 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 2: Man? 71 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 72 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 4: I appreciate you. Got tolerant. 73 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: Thank you, appreciate you man, have a good one. 74 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 4: Your food. 75 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.