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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Charge of the Zeite Brigade, courtesy of Johnny Davis and

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Speaker 1: his adorable Children's a Picture or a Picture show short

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Speaker 1: show title um anyway, shout out to the short show

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Speaker 1: title King John Davis was one of his family. I'm Jack.

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Speaker 1: That's wild. This is what is trending this afternoon as

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Speaker 1: we head into the weekend. I am not drunk. People

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Speaker 1: have asked me multiple occasions this week if I'm drunk

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Speaker 1: on the on the trending episode. Just like no, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like no. It's like when we like nine

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Speaker 1: million things have been on six trillion calls and trying

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Speaker 1: to Yeah, on top of that, you got you got

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Speaker 1: the young ones. You gotta keep your eye on. I

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Speaker 1: got a sick young And the funny thing is I'm

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Speaker 1: actually drunk and no one said anything. I know because

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Speaker 1: I'm just living that. Nobody ever accused me of being

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Speaker 1: drunk when I was actually drunk. That's when I had

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Speaker 1: my ship together. All yeah, that's right, that's right. Seen

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Speaker 1: like this guy is okay, he's a OC. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about this is a story that we've had

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Speaker 1: on the dock all week that I wanted to talk about.

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Speaker 1: And this is the last episode of the week. Let's

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Speaker 1: just do it. Let's get into the fresh Prince of

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Speaker 1: bel Air is being remade as a drama. Um, there's

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Speaker 1: not a whole lot to report other than that's happening.

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Speaker 1: Somebody made a viral video. Will Smith saw it and

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Speaker 1: due his name is Morgan Cooper who made it. He's

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Speaker 1: like a cinematographer who just made it look really dope

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Speaker 1: and like moody and like, uh, you know, like it

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Speaker 1: could be an Oscar caliber movie. And so yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just a good, really smart way to get a project

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Speaker 1: off the ground. Uh, we'll see how it turns out. Um,

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Speaker 1: but it made me wonder, like, what are some like

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Speaker 1: genre switching reboots that you would want to see? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I would I would love to see Breaking Bad as

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Speaker 1: a full blown comedy, like just completely ignoring the reality

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Speaker 1: was already like walk this line, but like and there's

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Speaker 1: to be like we're writing it as a comminating would

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Speaker 1: be interesting or even Seinfeld as a drama because they

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Speaker 1: have to take the movie yeah right, like by getting

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Speaker 1: that thing where like I want to see like how

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Speaker 1: bad Jerry's life could actually get if you played it

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Speaker 1: he's dealing with that. I think would be another I

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Speaker 1: don't know, wacky thing. Yeah, follow Castanza as like a

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Speaker 1: like Cramer's just a broken man, oh a shattered husk

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Speaker 1: I feel like would beat. I think that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like most comedies would be easy to be like

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Speaker 1: dramas because at the end it's almost like the brilliance

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Speaker 1: of a good comedy is like we can take regular

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Speaker 1: like or we can lean the fucking Yeah. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to think of like my favorite like South Park

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn nine, all right, that's just a bad joke, right,

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Speaker 1: from what I've seen, it's okay. I'm just curious what

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Speaker 1: their existential dilemma is in that room, because they're like,

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Speaker 1: what do we do with our cops show? Now? Robert

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Speaker 1: Trump is trending for some reason. That's the president's brother.

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Speaker 1: Uh I don't. I don't care about this. He's sick.

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Speaker 1: He's in the hospital. But like you know, well, you're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't care, what are you gonna do? I don't.

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Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of sick people, uh not. Not

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Speaker 1: all of them are related to the person who's responsible

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Speaker 1: like in a every time you every time you read

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Speaker 1: Um So, like when I even this, like I get it,

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Speaker 1: not trying to hear about it either. Uh So, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about the Blazers instead. They're going to do an

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Speaker 1: NBA play in game against the Grizzlies. That's wild. The

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Speaker 1: Phoenix Suns went undefeated and didn't even get into the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so the Blazers, which I wanted to see

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Speaker 1: Phoenix first. The Blazers because they've got the two like

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Speaker 1: hottest players in the league right now with a look standpoint, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: from Phoenix Suns whose name I'm drawn Black. I'm from Kentucky. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: go by Jack do it. I don't know, man, fuck

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Speaker 1: this is I'm telling you I'm not drunk man. Uh

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Speaker 1: Phoenix sons Hot Guy Guard Hot Hot, the hot one.

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Speaker 1: Dan Marley's what Google told me, thunder Dan, That's what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Of course, dev Oh yeah, that that would

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Speaker 1: have been dope to see. Anyways, It's still gonna be

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Speaker 1: dope to watch, Uh, Damian Lillard because it's just I

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Speaker 1: even though I'm like a lifelong Laker fan, I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of beef with the Blazers, like his story really,

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Speaker 1: but over the years, you know, like I really thought

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Speaker 1: up to the playoffs or not, but we'll see. Um. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: shout out to Damien Willard. I guess uh, Michael, hey man,

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Speaker 1: it's got a lot of Friday man. Yeah. And the

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Speaker 1: funny thing is like, we got more work to do

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Speaker 1: after this, do it for I'm going to be Yeah,

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Speaker 1: j O'Brien on the zoom called drunk. He's snoring through

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Speaker 1: I know him. He's a racist, he's a predator, he's

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Speaker 1: a fucking bully. H Everything you believed about him is true.

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Speaker 1: There's like references to golden showers at a sex club,

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Speaker 1: it looks like, you know whatever, just more snakes devouring

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Speaker 1: his answer to the question, what what new ship do

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Speaker 1: I have to say to sell some books around here? Uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think the way he was like, I know, the

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Speaker 1: Trump that's in strip clubs, not the one that his

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Speaker 1: family even knows I know the real one. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: sides that they don't present outwardly to their loved ones

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry they have people are dying every day. Yeah, yeah, hilarious,

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Speaker 1: trending for some reason. Yeah, he started his own streaming company,

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Speaker 1: um and like a brilliant troll move, because Ryan Reynolds

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Speaker 1: likes to funk with the internet. He like came out

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Speaker 1: he was like I got a new platform, Mint Mobile

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Speaker 1: plus uh and he's like and he's like, you gotta

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Speaker 1: check it out. It's the world's most affordable streaming service.

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Speaker 1: And people are like, okay, cool and like it looks

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Speaker 1: like oh wow, there's like genres like on this streaming service,

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Speaker 1: little let's take your time to create a laugh. Just

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Speaker 1: good team. Or maybe he's very funny. Uh alright, Canadians

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Speaker 1: Or Vancouver right, whatever it is, I want to be that.

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Speaker 1: I want you gotta learn, man, you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 1: Christmas Market. I want to eat press sushi at Miku.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I want to Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: just like Osaka style oshi sushi, Like it's mostly you

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Speaker 1: get in Osaka, but there's a spot in Vancouver called Miku.

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Speaker 1: Shout out Miku that does the same thing where you

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Speaker 1: much of the oils and ship. Whoa, that sounds good. God,

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Speaker 1: Wait till I'm traveling, bro, Wait till I'm eating wood

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Speaker 1: just good in the near Vancouver. Oh yeah, alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for hanging with us this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Uh for this this week again. I'm not drunk. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys have a good Hope you guys

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Not drunk, just old and tired,

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Speaker 1: old and tired. I did. I did have a what

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Speaker 1: our four year old was throwing up last month, So

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Speaker 1: going up on a Friday, Friday, alright then day alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves. Get some rest with me. Wash your hands,

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Speaker 1: stand side where I'm at, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you all Monday. By you,