Speaker 1: I am late to the mech Gala conversation because I
Speaker 1: don't think I've recorded since the met Gala, and we
Speaker 1: just have to have the conversation. And it's an evergreen
Speaker 1: conversation because it doesn't matter whether it just happened. People
Speaker 1: were probably still talking about it. So what is the
Speaker 1: met Gala now? Like? What is good style and what
Speaker 1: is not? I actually want to know. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: said this before that Anna Wintre said someone should be
Speaker 1: comfortable in their own style and not look like it's
Speaker 1: sort of a costume that they're putting on. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing, but it sounded like she thought that someone
Speaker 1: should really be comfortable in their own style and what
Speaker 1: they're wearing, and so like, what does that even mean?
Speaker 1: At this point, Jared Letto was wearing a giant catsuit
Speaker 1: like he looked like he was in the Main Day parade.
Speaker 1: I've met him. He's so nice. But I don't understand
Speaker 1: what is good and bad fashion anymore. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't understand it. Just it was. It was very confusing
Speaker 1: to me, and I will say that people were asking
Speaker 1: me was I invited? The answer is an emphatic no.
Speaker 1: Never been invited. I don't think I ever would be invited,
Speaker 1: Although I do think I'm a lot like Anna Wintour.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean she would invite someone much like herself.
Speaker 1: But I've read about her and while there are many
Speaker 1: negative things that people say about her and you may
Speaker 1: say negative things about me, the woman is working before
Speaker 1: and after everyone else, and h is unflappable. She is well,
Speaker 1: I'm bothered, but she's unflappable. She is tough as nails,
Speaker 1: and the work and the product and the perfection comes first.
Speaker 1: And I relate to that, I really do. And it's busy,
Speaker 1: it's all about the Benjamin's baby. It's just funny that
Speaker 1: many of the people they've talked about have, you know,
Speaker 1: for years wanted to go, like kind of beg to go,
Speaker 1: asked to pay to go. The Kardashians apparently for years
Speaker 1: wanted to go and they weren't invited, and they get invited.
Speaker 1: It would be embarrassing for me, like to ask so
Speaker 1: many times someone to say no and then they finally
Speaker 1: invite me like it puts Anna Wintour in such control,
Speaker 1: which is amazing. And she is the HBI C And
Speaker 1: I wonder if she's just like Oz behind the curtain,
Speaker 1: just watching everyone jump through these fucking rings, Like she's
Speaker 1: like the circus master and she's watching everyone jump through
Speaker 1: hoops for her, laughing at like the antics that like
Speaker 1: someone will dress up as like a cat in the
Speaker 1: Macy's Day parade or you know, one upping each other
Speaker 1: and she's just sitting back dressing very simply to be honest,
Speaker 1: And the way that Tom Ford always said he liked
Speaker 1: it as a night of elegance. He doesn't like this
Speaker 1: sort of pomp and circumstance. But they have to sell
Speaker 1: magazines and make money, and it's become a different thing.
Speaker 1: And I also think about social media stars. So years
Speaker 1: ago reality stars were frowned upon and it was real
Speaker 1: actors and real actors, and I know who the actors were,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking this one actress it annoyed her that
Speaker 1: reality stars were making more money than many actors and
Speaker 1: famous like for what. It bothered them. So now it's
Speaker 1: bothering not only actors but also reality stars that influencers
Speaker 1: are so famous like for what. It's the same type
Speaker 1: of thing. They're not taken as seriously, but in many
Speaker 1: ways their audiences are much more massive. In every way.
Speaker 1: Their audiences are much more massive. So this year they
Speaker 1: weren't invited because many of the actors were annoyed by it.
Speaker 1: But he who makes the goal, she who makes the goal,
Speaker 1: makes the rules. So TikTok influencers and instagram a g
Speaker 1: Answers will be back on the met gala carpet, no question.
Speaker 1: You can't argue with the Benjamins. And it was funny
Speaker 1: too that, like you could tell that this year and
Speaker 1: I didn't invite Chloe and Courtney, and they're like the
Speaker 1: two Cinderella sisters that like have to like now sit
Speaker 1: in the dusty attic where Kimderella used to sit. It's
Speaker 1: just I would absolutely go. I'm not hating on it
Speaker 1: because I actually think it's amazing, Like what she's built
Speaker 1: and what she's done is really fascinating. And the only
Speaker 1: thing that I would find interesting about it, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't need to go. I don't need to sit
Speaker 1: at a table, although I would like, you know, network whatever,
Speaker 1: I would want to know if I could land the look,
Speaker 1: like take a year, I wouldn't want to know. I
Speaker 1: would one hundred million percent fucking not only land the look,
Speaker 1: but nail the look, like to the fucking ground like
Speaker 1: I would nail the look, because when I got to
Speaker 1: do something, I nail it would I would nail it.
Speaker 1: It would be daunting and nerve wracking and exhausting, but
Speaker 1: I would fucking do it. I would land it. I
Speaker 1: just want to say that I love the Megan Trainer
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner collaboration. I think it's genius. You know it's
Speaker 1: I am your mama, you listen to me. I love
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner being in the videos. I love this collaboration.
Speaker 1: I love everything about it. I think Chris Jenner's having
Speaker 1: a glow up. I saw her coming out of some
Speaker 1: place the other day and some white, gorgeous outfit that
Speaker 1: was flowing, and I think she's having a glow up.
Speaker 1: I really do. I think she's having her own fucking
Speaker 1: moment and I like it. I have more people that
Speaker 1: are on the not asshole list. Amy Schumer is not
Speaker 1: an asshole. She is a supreme un asshole. Deborah Messing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I ever mentioned that to you guys.
Speaker 1: Completely not an asshole. She is just not an asshole.
Speaker 1: And I'm sometimes it's so funny when I file through
Speaker 1: then asshole cabinet. When I filed through the non asshole cabinet,
Speaker 1: some assholes come like right to my forefront. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I've said Eric stone Street because he's my friend.
Speaker 1: I hope I've told you he's the opposite of an asshole,
Speaker 1: Like he's so the opposite of an asshole that I
Speaker 1: recently it was my daughter's birthday and now think about
Speaker 1: how many people come up to him. How many kids
Speaker 1: are obsessed with Eric stone Street from Modern Family cam
Speaker 1: for Modern Family, like Endless, like it's Disney, it's kids.
Speaker 1: It's another level of an audience. How many people bother
Speaker 1: him and want to get a picture with him. He's
Speaker 1: really famous and like that show is just so iconic.
Speaker 1: Four kids. I'm at the diner with my daughter for
Speaker 1: the day after her birthday and they start talking about
Speaker 1: cocaine bar and then I said I'm friends with Eric
Speaker 1: stone Street and they're like, wait, can't Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I texted him, I said, can we FaceTime cause my
Speaker 1: daughter's here with her friends. Like one second later, Eric
Speaker 1: stone Street is on FaceTime for a bunch of fucking
Speaker 1: thirteen year old girls that are freaking out because like
Speaker 1: I just call Eric and have him on speed dial
Speaker 1: when Brim was I'm whispering because I don't want you
Speaker 1: to tell her when Brim was little and she didn't
Speaker 1: believe in Santa Claus or she said something of someone
Speaker 1: in school ruined it. The Jewish kids ruined it for her.
Speaker 1: On Eric stone Street like called her and he has
Speaker 1: this most amazing Santa Claus voice. He'll come on the
Speaker 1: show and I will do his Santa Claus voice and
Speaker 1: it's like he's like who, Like, it's like, literally, Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: He is the best. And then the kids are talking
Speaker 1: to him and he's like, what show will you watch it?
Speaker 1: Because I said I just watched. He was like which episode?
Speaker 1: Like he's not just like hey, I'm famous, talk to me.
Speaker 1: He's like which episode? And then he said, wait, put
Speaker 1: Brin back on and let me say happy birthday. Like
Speaker 1: he's I love Eric Stone Street. So I just want
Speaker 1: you to know that he is the opposite of an asshole.
Speaker 1: Emily Hampshire, who's been on here, is completely the opposite
Speaker 1: of it. But you know that because I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: her on here. Oh God, the assholes keep flying into
Speaker 1: my mind. One day, I'll tell you who the assholes are.
Speaker 1: So I told you guys that I lost Brin's baby blanket.
Speaker 1: It was a traumatic thirty six hours in Florida that
Speaker 1: I can't even put into wards. It was it drained me,
Speaker 1: it was it was sad. It was her baby blanket
Speaker 1: from when she was born. It was just traumatic. It
Speaker 1: was me dum digging through dumpster like laundry dumpsters, seeing
Speaker 1: like how gross hotel rooms really are. And when people
Speaker 1: say they don't want to do airbnbs because it's people,
Speaker 1: you're living in someone's home with the fuck in a hotel,
Speaker 1: you're living in a million people's homes. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: had her baby blank We lost her baby blanket. The
Speaker 1: hotel had accidentally put it in one of those goddamn bins.
Speaker 1: It ended up going to a laundry center. It was
Speaker 1: a nightmare. It was traumatic. Crying, it was trauma. I
Speaker 1: saw my daughter like nurturing herself, like rocking herself in
Speaker 1: the bed, crying. I saw her crying in the shower,
Speaker 1: like she tried to pull it together, tried to keep
Speaker 1: it together. I was a mess an We thought it
Speaker 1: was definitely gone. So what you have to do right now,
Speaker 1: right now, whatever stuffed animal it is. Whatever blanket it is,
Speaker 1: you gotta do it. I don't care. Take the fucking
Speaker 1: time and do it. Whatever airlomit is, whatever shirt, your grandpa, whatever.
Speaker 1: If it's gonna leave your goddamn house, get air techs,
Speaker 1: put them in a I have a lowjack on my
Speaker 1: daughter's baby blanket. Now, I will forever know where that
Speaker 1: fucking thing is. And if you can cut a square
Speaker 1: of it out, put another replacement square in and put
Speaker 1: that somewhere else. It's just it's too important, it's too traumatic,
Speaker 1: it's too easy to do. Just do it.