WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Every Man Has His Price" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.439 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.080 The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:29.920 the A. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:37.960 Everyway. The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny G 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:41.400 Radio is a production of iHeartMedia. Unless it's well, it 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.640 is cutting well. There are corporate overlords. They are, but 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.600 they don't really mess with us too much. I will 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.040 give them credit. They don't even know we really exist. Danny, 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.360 I don't think, and we'd like to keep it that way. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.800 I think I don't know. I have no idea in fairness. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.960 They kind of do know, because we're always like the 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:03.160 third or fourth streamed out of all of iHeart with 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:07.800 thousands of channels. Yes, for some reason, people go to 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:09.360 Fox Sports Radio the most. 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:15.160 Yeah, that is pretty cool. iHeart is the largest audio 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.480 company that I know of. Is there anyone bigger than 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.520 iHeart in terms of what they produce content. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.320 No, I think it's iHeart first and then Odyssey second. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.160 Yeah, those are the two big media companies. And yeah, 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:34.280 Fox Sports Radio God bless you because of You is 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.720 always in the top five out of all of the 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:42.000 options that you have available, always in the top five. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:47.440 Which is wonderful, which is glorious and marvelous and all that. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:49.600 And the Fifth Hour, which is a spin off of 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.440 the overnight show, the Ben Malor Show, which I'm part 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.400 of with my name on it, and Danny g Radio 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:59.960 Covino and rich On the newest show, the newest weekday show, 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:04.960 and this is Sunday and Danny, what does Sunday mean? 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:06.800 Mail? Mother sucker? 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:18.519 Ohioal will you please do the honors? It's this mail bag. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:29.160 These are actual questions by actual listeners. And I was 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.480 concerned when we started this podcast years ago that we 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.800 would not get enough email every week to have a 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:39.720 mail bag. And originally we did this podcast. I think 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:41.960 we did it, if I remember correctly, one day a week. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:43.920 Then we went to two days a week, and then 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.040 we said I'll screw it, We'll do it three days 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.560 a week because we're losers and not you, Danny. That 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.959 was before you came on. We were losers. Other people 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.800 were losers, and here we are three days a week. 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.000 So anyway, whenever you want real fifth hour at gmail 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:02.720 dot com, all letters, no numbers, knock yourself out first 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:07.000 on the mailbag. Mike in Fullerton writes in he says, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:11.720 I called it, guys. I predicted your old studio would 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:15.919 be used for podcasts. I also guess it would become 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.160 a hobo hangout, which would have been a lot cooler. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.520 Though there are some sleeping bags I've seen in there. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:27.240 Yeah, there is still an opportunity for that to become 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:31.320 a homeless shelter. It is not over All that would 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.480 take is to open that door that goes out to 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.640 the street where all the homeless guys are hanging out. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:40.320 Just let them in, just shepherd them in and be 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.920 and then you'd be fine. I have been hanging out 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.440 a lot in the old studio. The company thought it 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:46.920 would be a good idea for me to come into 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.560 the studio a little bit more. And you know, I 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.440 drive out from the north Woods. It's a nice long drive, 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.040 and so I have to leave at a certain time 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.640 because I'm supposed to watch these late NBA playoff games. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.839 I've determined it's very hard to do that, Danny. When 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:06.880 you're sitting on the one oh one freeway or the 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.680 four oh five, it's very difficult to actually be able 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.880 to watch an NBA playoff game and do your job 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:15.520 properly when you anyway, So I've been getting there hanging 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:18.680 out in the old studio and it's great because no 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.440 one bugs me. But I say, no one bugs me, 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.440 but there have been people that have like walked by 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.680 and kind of distracted me, which I don't. I mean, 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.520 because that's a soundproof room. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.200 Well it's to be expected because there's at that time 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:39.360 of the night, there's producers and editors, and it used 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.680 to be interns. Right, When are we going to bring 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:42.440 interns back? 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.039 By the way, I demand, we need interns. Why do 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:45.640 we not have it? 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:46.839 COVID. 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:51.000 COVID's over COVID the world organization, and bring them back, 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:52.440 bring the interns back. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.839 And of course they see a celebrity sitting in that room, 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:57.640 they're gonna pop in and say something. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:59.800 Oh, of course, you know, it's it's a it's like 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:04.000 a beehive there. The later you get, the more activity, 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.800 and all the management people I run into, all the 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:11.159 salespeople everyone. That's really why I need to be there, Danny, 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:14.760 to out with the sales staff and the management people 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:19.719 and the people cleaning the toilets, unless none of those 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:24.400 people are there, unless none of them are there and. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.000 Anyway, But I was talking about Jason Smith too, and 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:28.960 I said celebrity. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.840 Uh, Mike Harmon's the star of that show. The great 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.839 Mike Harmon is the one that moves the needle on 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:39.520 that show. And Mike also says, Danny gee, he says, 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.839 as far as the movie thing, he says, forget the movies. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.800 If you want to be a real hero, though, you 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.320 should buy some of those half price Clipper jerseys you 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.039 mentioned last week and pass them out to the class. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:54.720 Kids know it's hip the clip, Thank you, Mike. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:59.279 Yeah, I's never seen one kid wearing one piece of 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:03.640 Clippers tire on that entire campus of eleven hundred kids. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:05.440 That's a lie, you're lying. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:06.719 Oh, I'm serious. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:07.320 Oh. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.520 I saw a throwback Chris Paul one day. That's it. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.720 But I was thinking, Ben, I should at least bring 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.480 in a dozen donuts on the last day of school. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.320 I take that back, the last day of school. Everybody 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.279 thinks that so the kids are overwhelmed with donuts and 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:29.080 things like that. So probably the third to last day 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.839 or the second to last day, you get to jump 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:32.920 on the competing teachers. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:39.160 Yeah, plus, isn't the common decorum in my day, you're 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.320 supposed to give the teacher a gift the last day 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:41.800 of school. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.240 To think you would think that, But nowadays the kids 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:49.160 run the world, so it's like, you know, everybody's giving 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:50.200 them gifts for some. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.479 Reason, if them teachers is what they say. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:53.839 Yeah, yeah, pretty much. 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:59.400 All right, well great email Mike. Absolutely hip the clip. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.000 And all those little kids will be grown up in 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.120 twenty years. They're going to all go to the into 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.760 a dome and they'll be able to piss wherever they 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.679 want because there's more toilets there than the other arena 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:15.280 in the NBA, and their urine, their bladder, the little 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:18.840 boys and girls bladder will thank the world that Steve 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:22.160 Baumer put all those urinals and all the urinal cakes 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.080 and all the toilets in that new arena. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.880 So the ghost of Bomber, you guys will have a 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.600 different curse working against you, dare. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.640 You, Alf writes, and he says Ben, the alpmobile will 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.240 soon be in need for a new set of tires, 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.840 and I was wondering if you could give me that 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:39.679 you were, Danny G you could give me that tire 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:43.640 Rack super secret P one promo discount code for the 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:48.320 one dollar off per tire per year for listening to 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.720 the Ben Mahler Show and the Third Shift with Ben 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.720 Mahler and the Fifth Hour. I will take my answer 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:59.480 off the air. Yes, well, Danny, people at tire Racket, 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:04.120 great spot, and I'm I'm sure you can pass that on, right, Danny, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:05.720 you're you're the one that went out of your way 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:07.280 to make sure to get that code, And. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:11.040 Yeah, I can get you at least a seven percent 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.280 off discount. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.440 Yeah, we'll hook you up ALF whatever you need. And 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:20.520 in fact, we'll actually, because you're such a big p 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:24.040 one Alf, we're gonna get you hot wheel size ties. 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:25.920 We can afford that. We'll get you the hot wheel 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:29.000 size tires, the actual tires for the grown up car 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.160 a little more expensive, yep. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.760 And just because you are ALF, I'll get you roadside 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.959 assistance for free. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:41.200 That's the way to do it. Sure, absolutely. Fred in Spring, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.319 Texas says, Hi, guys, great show. Fred's a big fan 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.160 of emails. All the time. He says, do either one 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:51.880 of you employ techniques to help you deal with stress, meditation, exercise, 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:56.520 et cetera. I do bite my fingernails. That helps the 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.400 I like going to the tread motes. It's like a 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.160 double whammie because you get to you get the little 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.280 sweat going. You think you're doing yourself a good mitzvah, 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.719 staying in shape, and it's kind of it's kind of 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.480 nice to just let yourself go. I like going out 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.280 of the beach during the summer. I've talked about this 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.760 in mountains and the snow. I was just in the 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.200 snow for my birthday out in Sequoia, which I thought 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.080 was great. What about you, Danny, You a big meditator, 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:23.960 deep breathing exercises. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:28.760 Nah, you know that new age stuff. I go old 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.720 school Hugh Hefner. When I'm stressed, my wife he gives 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.960 me a nice back massage. She says, oh, you're tight, 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.240 you seem stressed, and then she'll just go to town on 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.520 my back. And then somehow she starts going lower and 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.040 I don't call nine to one one. 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:48.160 Do you wear your your Hugh Heffner outfit? Do you 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:48.520 have the. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:52.440 Silk robe and the smoking pipe. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.720 Yeah, the pipe. You gotta have the pipe there, that's 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:59.840 the key. Uh, clearly, Walt writes in from what Talk, 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.440 he says last Saturday, I was hiking on a south 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.960 mountain in Phoenix. Here, he says, around ten pm, all 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.120 of a sudden, I heard a strange noise. It sounded 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:17.400 like air escaping from an irrigation system when it started up. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:21.120 So I turned my cheap Walmart headlamp in the direction 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:26.120 of the noise and found a rattlesnake hanging out just 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:31.080 off the trail. Its tail was up in the air, shaking, 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:35.240 and it was looking directly at me, he says, for 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.800 half about half a second, he said, I thought of 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:44.400 taking a picture of it, but thought better and backed up. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.920 When I got home, I immediately ordered an expensive and 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:53.640 much brighter headlamps. Either of you encountered a potentially deadly 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:58.760 creature in the wild. We We've been asked this before. 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.680 I think the deadliest cree I've been around are human beings. 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:04.400 Those are the ones that scared me the most. I 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.280 was actually having this conversation. I'm gonna name drop here 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.840 with our morning guy, Jonas Knox, who, as we have 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.600 the same battle driving in at really bad hours. He 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:16.600 drives in at a bad hour. I drive home at 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:19.920 a terrible hour. And we were telling stories about how 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.000 twice in my actually three times, but twice in the 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:28.400 span of a couple of days, wrong way drivers on 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:33.320 the highway, driving late at night, hardly any traffic, somebody's 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:37.400 coming at you eighty miles an hour. What do you do? 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.800 That's happened to me twice? Well, once was on the highway, 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:46.079 once was on a surface street near Dodger Stadium in 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.600 Lincoln Heights where I used to live in LA And 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.560 that was a that was a scary one. Also. So 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:57.400 as far as like outdoors, now I think it'd be 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.120 kind of cool to say I had like a bear, 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.880 but now it would be cool after it was over. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.840 I think the animal I brought up before is like 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:12.320 we've seen like bobcats, coyotes, those kind of things walking around. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:13.120 But that's about it. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.600 What about you, Danny, Yeah, I've told the stories before 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.200 about how my cousin would take me on some hiking trips, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:24.400 especially during the summer, and one of the Yellowstone trips 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:29.000 he's famous for saying, oh, it's a it's a beginner's hike, 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.560 don't worry. And it turned out to be a nine 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:35.880 to ten mile hike, and one of those. He kept 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.440 telling me, I just want to see a grizzly on 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.280 this trip. I want to see one grizzly. We're on 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:45.960 this nine mile hike and we hear a grizzly bear growling. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:51.200 We booked, we ran, we hauled ass Ben down this trail, 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:56.160 and he changed his mind quickly. Just the ferocious sound 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:02.200 of that beast would scare you know, whole brother. So 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.720 we hauled out away from that part of the trail. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.000 Oh yeah, brother, And then he told me when we 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.520 got back to the car, he told me, I changed 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.199 my mind. I don't think I really want to meet 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.440 it grizzly on this trip. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.160 On second thought, I think we are good. I think 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:22.839 we are good on that. Next up, Barry from Nashville, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.000 he says. For now, anyway, Berry on the move, he says, 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.360 yo yo, Ma, Benny, one of my favorite sayings is 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.080 he was sucking. One of your favorite sayings is he 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:36.240 was sucking his toes. Well, well, well, well, well do 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:39.760 you think this guy is a Ben Mallor fan? He 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.839 sends me this. I'm sure you saw the story Danny, 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:46.200 this guy at a hotel in Nashville was arrested for 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:50.600 going into the room and sucking on the toes of 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:55.320 a customer at the hotel there that happened to be sleeping. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.440 And he says, the question is, have either of you 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.040 ever had had anything weird like this happened to you 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.240 in your hotel room. I did have someone walk into 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:07.880 my room in the middle of the night, but no 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.760 toe sucking. He also says Barry that this hotel this 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.520 happened at was at a He says, I guess we 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.679 can name them. We can name the hotel. I mean, 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:19.440 that's what this is. This is from Barry in Nashville. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:24.240 He says it was a Hilton hotel. So he said 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.680 it wasn't some cheap mom and pop hotel. He says, 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:33.240 this was a big hotel chain. Yeah, what other decisions 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.000 you think the guy made to get to that point, 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.720 by the way, where he's like, you know, I think 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:38.440 today's the day I'm going to go into the room 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.800 and this person needs it sucked, and I'm the person 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.760 that's going to be the one to do that. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:45.000 Uh. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.880 Yeah, So I've had, yeah, I have had people pop 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.200 in that that that went to the wrong room. We're 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.200 gonna do maintenance in the room. But that's it. I've 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:57.600 never had any anyone come in there and like to 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.800 suck the gunk under my toenails. I've never that happen. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.320 And so uh well, never a good looking woman by. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.760 It's always some weird looking dude that's into these, right, 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.040 you know. It's never a good looking lady. It's always 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.400 some weird Maybe maybe we don't hear about the good 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:15.760 looking women they're into that danny. Maybe they just they're 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:17.200 off on an island somewhere. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.400 I thought my birthday last year was gonna be extra 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.800 special because we did a staycation for my birthday the 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.200 day after Christmas. It's weird timing. It's always weird to 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.240 celebrate a birthday around that time of the year. Anyways, 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.520 So my girl got a room at the Westlake Village Inn, 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:39.160 which is a fancy hotel here in our area. We go, 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.120 we check in, we get the hotel card, the key card, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:46.120 We go upstairs to our room. She opens the door 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:51.040 and there is this milf sitting on the bed, a 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.520 gig any. My girl really surprised me. This birthday. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.440 We're gonna have a happy, happy, happy birthdays where you're 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:57.920 gonna have. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.080 But then I quickly realized the way they were looking 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.040 at each other that they did not know each other. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:07.840 And we walked in on somebody's room, which was awkward, 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:13.000 and so we had to back up and apologize, and 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.640 the lady ran over and shut the door and locked it, 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:18.160 and we're like, oh, we were so sorry. So we 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.320 went down to the lobby and it wound up giving 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:25.360 us a upgrade because the girl at the front desk 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.600 was so embarrassed. She's like, I'm gonna upgrade your guys's 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.760 room because of that. So we got one of the 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.840 best rooms in the hotel. But as I was sitting there, 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.240 I was thinking, man, instead of an upgrade in the room, 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:37.120 I would have rather had that. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.440 Hey, when you were backing out, did you make the 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:49.920 sound of a dump truck? Wow? So did the woman 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:51.680 in the room that you walked in on? Did she 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.720 get an upgrade as well? Or just a lawsuit, just 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:59.760 a nice lawsuit? Yeah? Nick in Wisconsin right since its 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.120 b and Danny g it has been a couple of 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:04.399 weeks because I have not been able to think of 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.240 anything good. He says, I am super pumped for the 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.800 meet and greet on the twentieth, and my wife still 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:17.960 thinks I'm a loser for going next week. No, no Nick, 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.520 no bad job by the wife. How dare you? The 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:25.040 wife should be very supportive that you do a lot 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.160 of help with the kids and all that. You want 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.679 to go and hang out for a night. What's the 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:31.879 big deal? You don't have to stay the whole time. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.320 Come hang out, You get to meet Doc, Mike, Regina, Me, 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.960 whoever else shows up, all the big superstars. There's a 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:43.240 rumor hollering James is going to show up unconfirmed. Big Night, 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.920 Big Night, anyway, says onto the question, would you rather 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.600 fight a kangaroo or a badger? 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:53.280 Stinking badgers? 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:59.920 Let's see here. I've seen those videos of kangaroo's boxing, 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.480 and I think I could take a medium sized kangaroo. 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.520 I think I would be okay. A badger seems more 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.840 deadly to me. Am I wrong? Danny? 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:16.119 Yeah, I think you're right about that. What if we 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:19.479 throw an alligator into the mix, Sarness, though, it'd have 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.359 to be a baby gator. I'm not talking one of 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.600 those huge crocodiles. 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:26.280 Those nine foot two hundred year old crocodiles. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.040 If it's a huge alligator, I don't want any business 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:29.879 in the water with that. 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:34.760 Oh no, no, no, no, yeah, Well. 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:37.040 Kwaight Travis Aw he's used to brag on the air 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:41.199 that he could beat an alligator with his bare hands. 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:45.720 What is going on? I don't know that I would 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:49.639 test that out. I don't think I would go down 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:52.879 down that road. Well, that could be part of Animal Thunderdome. 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:56.880 Do that and you could have clayon and. 0:18:57.040 --> 0:19:03.119 Yeah coming in twenty twenty four, twenty one four, Danny, twenty, 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:05.520 my son is gonna host it. 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:13.159 Yes, your son's son will host it on with Fox Travis. Yes, 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:16.000 Jennifer and beautiful Richmond, Virginia. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:17.040 That's one of his sons. 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.800 By the way, Okay, says Ben and Danny. G Of 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:24.800 all the vegetables, do you know which one ranks at 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:30.640 the top of the stinkiest, raunchiest, gag inducing stench if 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:34.280 it's been cooked and left over, sitting out in the 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:37.520 fridge or in the trash. You want to take a guest, 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:38.640 Danny hmm. 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.720 One of the Jennifer says, this is the stinkiest vegetable. 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:46.359 That's according to Jennifer, she has done her own think tank, 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:49.679 the Jennifer Think Tank. She has done the research, she 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:52.199 has lived her life. She has figured this out. She 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.359 has solved one of the great mysteries of life. She says. 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:59.480 The hint here Danny. It starts with a bee and 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:01.080 an with an eye. 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:05.120 Yeah, I was gonna guess califlower. It's in that family. 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:11.840 Yeah, cauliflower is is terrible and nasty and all that. 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:16.960 I am not a fan of the broccoli either. I'm 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:20.400 not a fan of the There's a lot of vegetables. 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:24.639 There's some cheeses that smell horrific. 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:29.400 I like three cheese broccoli cheddar soup from Whole Foods, 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.120 but barely any broccoli in it, which is why it's good. 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:37.960 Well, I love garlic, and some people can't freaking stand garlic. 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:40.840 They like it. There are anti garlic people, you know, 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:43.720 we call them Danny the Devil, but they don't like 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:47.480 garlic and they are bothered by garlic and they can't 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:51.480 stand it and it drives them insane and all that. 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:55.480 And I have noticed most of the things that smell 0:20:55.520 --> 0:21:00.600 pretty bad leave you with gas and bloating, right. 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:00.960 Is it? Like? 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:03.600 Don't don't most of these things that smell like cabbage 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:09.040 smells disgusting. I don't eat it. Broccoli, No, but don't. 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:13.800 Aren't these things they they're not good for your your 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:15.159 bloating situation at all. 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:17.800 Yeah, you're not wrong. It turns our nose off and 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:18.840 our stomach's off. 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:22.879 Yeah. And like Limburger cheese, which is the most often 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:27.959 called the most disgusting smelling cheese, Limburger cheese. I have 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:30.480 a theory that the cheese, these products smell like this 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:32.400 because you're they don't want you to eat it. It's 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:35.000 like a defense system for the for the broccoli. Don't 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:39.920 eat me. I smelled disgusting, horrible, all of that nasty 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:42.680 spin cycle. Regina right, since says what are you most 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:44.959 looking forward to when you get boots on the ground 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:49.520 in Minnesota? Yes, I was looking up some different places. 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:51.720 I've never been, so I've only been to the airport. 0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:53.760 I want to get the vibe of the city. I 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:56.919 want to go. Uh, there's some I was looking up 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:59.760 some different things in Minnesota. There's like these old mills 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:03.200 on the Mississippi River which looked pretty cool. There's an 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:06.280 art there's this like outdoor art thing that I want 0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:07.600 to check out. And I want to eat a lot 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:10.080 of good food like juicy Lucy's and all that stuff. 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:12.159 And I want to go to a lot of lakes. 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:15.199 It's the land of ten thousand Lakes. I would like. 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:17.640 I want to go to the lake where the Vikings 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.800 love boat happen. That's where I want to go. That's 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:23.560 where I want to hang out. Come on in, man, 0:22:26.000 --> 0:22:29.320 Pete writes in He says, this is Pete and the 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:32.880