1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,480 Speaker 1: Kabbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the old republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:18,439 Speaker 1: Wow. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 2: the A. 11 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: Everyway. The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny G 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: Radio is a production of iHeartMedia. Unless it's well, it 13 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: is cutting well. There are corporate overlords. They are, but 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: they don't really mess with us too much. I will 15 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: give them credit. They don't even know we really exist. Danny, 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: I don't think, and we'd like to keep it that way. 17 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: I think I don't know. I have no idea in fairness. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: They kind of do know, because we're always like the 19 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 3: third or fourth streamed out of all of iHeart with 20 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 3: thousands of channels. Yes, for some reason, people go to 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 3: Fox Sports Radio the most. 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is pretty cool. iHeart is the largest audio 23 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: company that I know of. Is there anyone bigger than 24 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: iHeart in terms of what they produce content. 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 3: No, I think it's iHeart first and then Odyssey second. 26 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the two big media companies. And yeah, 27 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio God bless you because of You is 28 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: always in the top five out of all of the 29 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: options that you have available, always in the top five. 30 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: Which is wonderful, which is glorious and marvelous and all that. 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: And the Fifth Hour, which is a spin off of 32 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: the overnight show, the Ben Malor Show, which I'm part 33 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: of with my name on it, and Danny g Radio 34 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: Covino and rich On the newest show, the newest weekday show, 35 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: and this is Sunday and Danny, what does Sunday mean? 36 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 3: Mail? Mother sucker? 37 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:18,519 Speaker 1: Ohioal will you please do the honors? It's this mail bag. 38 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners. And I was 39 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: concerned when we started this podcast years ago that we 40 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: would not get enough email every week to have a 41 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: mail bag. And originally we did this podcast. I think 42 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: we did it, if I remember correctly, one day a week. 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: Then we went to two days a week, and then 44 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: we said I'll screw it, We'll do it three days 45 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: a week because we're losers and not you, Danny. That 46 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 1: was before you came on. We were losers. Other people 47 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: were losers, and here we are three days a week. 48 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: So anyway, whenever you want real fifth hour at gmail 49 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: dot com, all letters, no numbers, knock yourself out first 50 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: on the mailbag. Mike in Fullerton writes in he says, 51 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: I called it, guys. I predicted your old studio would 52 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: be used for podcasts. I also guess it would become 53 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: a hobo hangout, which would have been a lot cooler. 54 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 3: Though there are some sleeping bags I've seen in there. 55 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, there is still an opportunity for that to become 56 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: a homeless shelter. It is not over All that would 57 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: take is to open that door that goes out to 58 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: the street where all the homeless guys are hanging out. 59 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: Just let them in, just shepherd them in and be 60 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: and then you'd be fine. I have been hanging out 61 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: a lot in the old studio. The company thought it 62 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: would be a good idea for me to come into 63 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: the studio a little bit more. And you know, I 64 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: drive out from the north Woods. It's a nice long drive, 65 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: and so I have to leave at a certain time 66 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: because I'm supposed to watch these late NBA playoff games. 67 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,839 Speaker 1: I've determined it's very hard to do that, Danny. When 68 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: you're sitting on the one oh one freeway or the 69 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: four oh five, it's very difficult to actually be able 70 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: to watch an NBA playoff game and do your job 71 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: properly when you anyway, So I've been getting there hanging 72 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: out in the old studio and it's great because no 73 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: one bugs me. But I say, no one bugs me, 74 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: but there have been people that have like walked by 75 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 1: and kind of distracted me, which I don't. I mean, 76 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: because that's a soundproof room. 77 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 3: Well it's to be expected because there's at that time 78 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 3: of the night, there's producers and editors, and it used 79 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 3: to be interns. Right, When are we going to bring 80 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 3: interns back? 81 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: By the way, I demand, we need interns. Why do 82 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: we not have it? 83 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 3: COVID. 84 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: COVID's over COVID the world organization, and bring them back, 85 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: bring the interns back. 86 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 3: And of course they see a celebrity sitting in that room, 87 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 3: they're gonna pop in and say something. 88 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: Oh, of course, you know, it's it's a it's like 89 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: a beehive there. The later you get, the more activity, 90 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: and all the management people I run into, all the 91 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 1: salespeople everyone. That's really why I need to be there, Danny, 92 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: to out with the sales staff and the management people 93 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: and the people cleaning the toilets, unless none of those 94 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: people are there, unless none of them are there and. 95 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 3: Anyway, But I was talking about Jason Smith too, and 96 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 3: I said celebrity. 97 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:32,840 Speaker 1: Uh, Mike Harmon's the star of that show. The great 98 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 1: Mike Harmon is the one that moves the needle on 99 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: that show. And Mike also says, Danny gee, he says, 100 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: as far as the movie thing, he says, forget the movies. 101 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: If you want to be a real hero, though, you 102 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: should buy some of those half price Clipper jerseys you 103 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: mentioned last week and pass them out to the class. 104 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: Kids know it's hip the clip, Thank you, Mike. 105 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, I's never seen one kid wearing one piece of 106 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 3: Clippers tire on that entire campus of eleven hundred kids. 107 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: That's a lie, you're lying. 108 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm serious. 109 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: Oh. 110 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 3: I saw a throwback Chris Paul one day. That's it. 111 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 3: But I was thinking, Ben, I should at least bring 112 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 3: in a dozen donuts on the last day of school. 113 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 3: I take that back, the last day of school. Everybody 114 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 3: thinks that so the kids are overwhelmed with donuts and 115 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 3: things like that. So probably the third to last day 116 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 3: or the second to last day, you get to jump 117 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 3: on the competing teachers. 118 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, plus, isn't the common decorum in my day, you're 119 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: supposed to give the teacher a gift the last day 120 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: of school. 121 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 3: To think you would think that, But nowadays the kids 122 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 3: run the world, so it's like, you know, everybody's giving 123 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 3: them gifts for some. 124 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,479 Speaker 1: Reason, if them teachers is what they say. 125 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. 126 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: All right, well great email Mike. Absolutely hip the clip. 127 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: And all those little kids will be grown up in 128 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 1: twenty years. They're going to all go to the into 129 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: a dome and they'll be able to piss wherever they 130 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,679 Speaker 1: want because there's more toilets there than the other arena 131 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: in the NBA, and their urine, their bladder, the little 132 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,840 Speaker 1: boys and girls bladder will thank the world that Steve 133 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: Baumer put all those urinals and all the urinal cakes 134 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: and all the toilets in that new arena. 135 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 3: So the ghost of Bomber, you guys will have a 136 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 3: different curse working against you, dare. 137 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: You, Alf writes, and he says Ben, the alpmobile will 138 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: soon be in need for a new set of tires, 139 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: and I was wondering if you could give me that 140 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,679 Speaker 1: you were, Danny G you could give me that tire 141 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: Rack super secret P one promo discount code for the 142 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 1: one dollar off per tire per year for listening to 143 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: the Ben Mahler Show and the Third Shift with Ben 144 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: Mahler and the Fifth Hour. I will take my answer 145 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: off the air. Yes, well, Danny, people at tire Racket, 146 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: great spot, and I'm I'm sure you can pass that on, right, Danny, 147 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: you're you're the one that went out of your way 148 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: to make sure to get that code, And. 149 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can get you at least a seven percent 150 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 3: off discount. 151 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll hook you up ALF whatever you need. And 152 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: in fact, we'll actually, because you're such a big p 153 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: one Alf, we're gonna get you hot wheel size ties. 154 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: We can afford that. We'll get you the hot wheel 155 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: size tires, the actual tires for the grown up car 156 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: a little more expensive, yep. 157 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 3: And just because you are ALF, I'll get you roadside 158 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 3: assistance for free. 159 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: That's the way to do it. Sure, absolutely. Fred in Spring, 160 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,319 Speaker 1: Texas says, Hi, guys, great show. Fred's a big fan 161 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: of emails. All the time. He says, do either one 162 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: of you employ techniques to help you deal with stress, meditation, exercise, 163 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: et cetera. I do bite my fingernails. That helps the 164 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: I like going to the tread motes. It's like a 165 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: double whammie because you get to you get the little 166 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: sweat going. You think you're doing yourself a good mitzvah, 167 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,719 Speaker 1: staying in shape, and it's kind of it's kind of 168 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: nice to just let yourself go. I like going out 169 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,280 Speaker 1: of the beach during the summer. I've talked about this 170 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: in mountains and the snow. I was just in the 171 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,200 Speaker 1: snow for my birthday out in Sequoia, which I thought 172 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 1: was great. What about you, Danny, You a big meditator, 173 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 1: deep breathing exercises. 174 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 3: Nah, you know that new age stuff. I go old 175 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 3: school Hugh Hefner. When I'm stressed, my wife he gives 176 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,960 Speaker 3: me a nice back massage. She says, oh, you're tight, 177 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 3: you seem stressed, and then she'll just go to town on 178 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 3: my back. And then somehow she starts going lower and 179 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 3: I don't call nine to one one. 180 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: Do you wear your your Hugh Heffner outfit? Do you 181 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 1: have the. 182 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,440 Speaker 3: Silk robe and the smoking pipe. 183 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, the pipe. You gotta have the pipe there, that's 184 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: the key. Uh, clearly, Walt writes in from what Talk, 185 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 1: he says last Saturday, I was hiking on a south 186 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:08,960 Speaker 1: mountain in Phoenix. Here, he says, around ten pm, all 187 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: of a sudden, I heard a strange noise. It sounded 188 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 1: like air escaping from an irrigation system when it started up. 189 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 1: So I turned my cheap Walmart headlamp in the direction 190 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: of the noise and found a rattlesnake hanging out just 191 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 1: off the trail. Its tail was up in the air, shaking, 192 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: and it was looking directly at me, he says, for 193 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: half about half a second, he said, I thought of 194 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: taking a picture of it, but thought better and backed up. 195 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: When I got home, I immediately ordered an expensive and 196 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 1: much brighter headlamps. Either of you encountered a potentially deadly 197 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 1: creature in the wild. We We've been asked this before. 198 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 1: I think the deadliest cree I've been around are human beings. 199 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: Those are the ones that scared me the most. I 200 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: was actually having this conversation. I'm gonna name drop here 201 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 1: with our morning guy, Jonas Knox, who, as we have 202 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: the same battle driving in at really bad hours. He 203 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: drives in at a bad hour. I drive home at 204 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 1: a terrible hour. And we were telling stories about how 205 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: twice in my actually three times, but twice in the 206 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: span of a couple of days, wrong way drivers on 207 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: the highway, driving late at night, hardly any traffic, somebody's 208 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: coming at you eighty miles an hour. What do you do? 209 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 1: That's happened to me twice? Well, once was on the highway, 210 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:46,079 Speaker 1: once was on a surface street near Dodger Stadium in 211 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 1: Lincoln Heights where I used to live in LA And 212 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 1: that was a that was a scary one. Also. So 213 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: as far as like outdoors, now I think it'd be 214 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 1: kind of cool to say I had like a bear, 215 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 1: but now it would be cool after it was over. 216 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,840 Speaker 1: I think the animal I brought up before is like 217 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: we've seen like bobcats, coyotes, those kind of things walking around. 218 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: But that's about it. 219 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,600 Speaker 3: What about you, Danny, Yeah, I've told the stories before 220 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,200 Speaker 3: about how my cousin would take me on some hiking trips, 221 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 3: especially during the summer, and one of the Yellowstone trips 222 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 3: he's famous for saying, oh, it's a it's a beginner's hike, 223 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 3: don't worry. And it turned out to be a nine 224 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 3: to ten mile hike, and one of those. He kept 225 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 3: telling me, I just want to see a grizzly on 226 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 3: this trip. I want to see one grizzly. We're on 227 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:45,960 Speaker 3: this nine mile hike and we hear a grizzly bear growling. 228 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 3: We booked, we ran, we hauled ass Ben down this trail, 229 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 3: and he changed his mind quickly. Just the ferocious sound 230 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:02,200 Speaker 3: of that beast would scare you know, whole brother. So 231 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 3: we hauled out away from that part of the trail. 232 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, brother, And then he told me when we 233 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 3: got back to the car, he told me, I changed 234 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,199 Speaker 3: my mind. I don't think I really want to meet 235 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,440 Speaker 3: it grizzly on this trip. 236 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 1: On second thought, I think we are good. I think 237 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,839 Speaker 1: we are good on that. Next up, Barry from Nashville, 238 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 1: he says. For now, anyway, Berry on the move, he says, 239 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: yo yo, Ma, Benny, one of my favorite sayings is 240 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: he was sucking. One of your favorite sayings is he 241 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 1: was sucking his toes. Well, well, well, well, well do 242 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 1: you think this guy is a Ben Mallor fan? He 243 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,839 Speaker 1: sends me this. I'm sure you saw the story Danny, 244 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:46,200 Speaker 1: this guy at a hotel in Nashville was arrested for 245 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 1: going into the room and sucking on the toes of 246 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:55,320 Speaker 1: a customer at the hotel there that happened to be sleeping. 247 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,440 Speaker 1: And he says, the question is, have either of you 248 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 1: ever had had anything weird like this happened to you 249 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 1: in your hotel room. I did have someone walk into 250 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 1: my room in the middle of the night, but no 251 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 1: toe sucking. He also says Barry that this hotel this 252 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 1: happened at was at a He says, I guess we 253 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 1: can name them. We can name the hotel. I mean, 254 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: that's what this is. This is from Barry in Nashville. 255 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 1: He says it was a Hilton hotel. So he said 256 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: it wasn't some cheap mom and pop hotel. He says, 257 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: this was a big hotel chain. Yeah, what other decisions 258 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: you think the guy made to get to that point, 259 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: by the way, where he's like, you know, I think 260 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: today's the day I'm going to go into the room 261 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: and this person needs it sucked, and I'm the person 262 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 1: that's going to be the one to do that. 263 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 3: Uh. 264 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, So I've had, yeah, I have had people pop 265 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,200 Speaker 1: in that that that went to the wrong room. We're 266 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 1: gonna do maintenance in the room. But that's it. I've 267 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 1: never had any anyone come in there and like to 268 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: suck the gunk under my toenails. I've never that happen. 269 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: And so uh well, never a good looking woman by. 270 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 1: It's always some weird looking dude that's into these, right, 271 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: you know. It's never a good looking lady. It's always 272 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,400 Speaker 1: some weird Maybe maybe we don't hear about the good 273 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: looking women they're into that danny. Maybe they just they're 274 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 1: off on an island somewhere. 275 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 3: I thought my birthday last year was gonna be extra 276 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 3: special because we did a staycation for my birthday the 277 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 3: day after Christmas. It's weird timing. It's always weird to 278 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 3: celebrate a birthday around that time of the year. Anyways, 279 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 3: So my girl got a room at the Westlake Village Inn, 280 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 3: which is a fancy hotel here in our area. We go, 281 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 3: we check in, we get the hotel card, the key card, 282 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 3: We go upstairs to our room. She opens the door 283 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 3: and there is this milf sitting on the bed, a 284 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,520 Speaker 3: gig any. My girl really surprised me. This birthday. 285 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a happy, happy, happy birthdays where you're 286 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: gonna have. 287 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 3: But then I quickly realized the way they were looking 288 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,040 Speaker 3: at each other that they did not know each other. 289 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 3: And we walked in on somebody's room, which was awkward, 290 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 3: and so we had to back up and apologize, and 291 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 3: the lady ran over and shut the door and locked it, 292 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 3: and we're like, oh, we were so sorry. So we 293 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,320 Speaker 3: went down to the lobby and it wound up giving 294 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 3: us a upgrade because the girl at the front desk 295 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 3: was so embarrassed. She's like, I'm gonna upgrade your guys's 296 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,760 Speaker 3: room because of that. So we got one of the 297 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 3: best rooms in the hotel. But as I was sitting there, 298 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 3: I was thinking, man, instead of an upgrade in the room, 299 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 3: I would have rather had that. 300 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 1: Hey, when you were backing out, did you make the 301 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: sound of a dump truck? Wow? So did the woman 302 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,680 Speaker 1: in the room that you walked in on? Did she 303 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 1: get an upgrade as well? Or just a lawsuit, just 304 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: a nice lawsuit? Yeah? Nick in Wisconsin right since its 305 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,120 Speaker 1: b and Danny g it has been a couple of 306 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,399 Speaker 1: weeks because I have not been able to think of 307 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 1: anything good. He says, I am super pumped for the 308 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: meet and greet on the twentieth, and my wife still 309 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:17,960 Speaker 1: thinks I'm a loser for going next week. No, no Nick, 310 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 1: no bad job by the wife. How dare you? The 311 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 1: wife should be very supportive that you do a lot 312 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 1: of help with the kids and all that. You want 313 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,679 Speaker 1: to go and hang out for a night. What's the 314 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: big deal? You don't have to stay the whole time. 315 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 1: Come hang out, You get to meet Doc, Mike, Regina, Me, 316 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: whoever else shows up, all the big superstars. There's a 317 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 1: rumor hollering James is going to show up unconfirmed. Big Night, 318 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,920 Speaker 1: Big Night, anyway, says onto the question, would you rather 319 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,600 Speaker 1: fight a kangaroo or a badger? 320 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 3: Stinking badgers? 321 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 1: Let's see here. I've seen those videos of kangaroo's boxing, 322 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: and I think I could take a medium sized kangaroo. 323 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: I think I would be okay. A badger seems more 324 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: deadly to me. Am I wrong? Danny? 325 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right about that. What if we 326 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,479 Speaker 3: throw an alligator into the mix, Sarness, though, it'd have 327 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,359 Speaker 3: to be a baby gator. I'm not talking one of 328 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 3: those huge crocodiles. 329 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: Those nine foot two hundred year old crocodiles. 330 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 3: If it's a huge alligator, I don't want any business 331 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 3: in the water with that. 332 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, yeah, Well. 333 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 3: Kwaight Travis Aw he's used to brag on the air 334 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,199 Speaker 3: that he could beat an alligator with his bare hands. 335 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,720 Speaker 1: What is going on? I don't know that I would 336 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,639 Speaker 1: test that out. I don't think I would go down 337 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,879 Speaker 1: down that road. Well, that could be part of Animal Thunderdome. 338 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: Do that and you could have clayon and. 339 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:03,119 Speaker 3: Yeah coming in twenty twenty four, twenty one four, Danny, twenty, 340 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 3: my son is gonna host it. 341 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:13,159 Speaker 1: Yes, your son's son will host it on with Fox Travis. Yes, 342 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: Jennifer and beautiful Richmond, Virginia. 343 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 3: That's one of his sons. 344 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 1: By the way, Okay, says Ben and Danny. G Of 345 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,800 Speaker 1: all the vegetables, do you know which one ranks at 346 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:30,640 Speaker 1: the top of the stinkiest, raunchiest, gag inducing stench if 347 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: it's been cooked and left over, sitting out in the 348 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 1: fridge or in the trash. You want to take a guest, 349 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,640 Speaker 1: Danny hmm. 350 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 3: One of the Jennifer says, this is the stinkiest vegetable. 351 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,359 Speaker 1: That's according to Jennifer, she has done her own think tank, 352 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,679 Speaker 1: the Jennifer Think Tank. She has done the research, she 353 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,199 Speaker 1: has lived her life. She has figured this out. She 354 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 1: has solved one of the great mysteries of life. She says. 355 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,480 Speaker 1: The hint here Danny. It starts with a bee and 356 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,080 Speaker 1: an with an eye. 357 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna guess califlower. It's in that family. 358 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, cauliflower is is terrible and nasty and all that. 359 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: I am not a fan of the broccoli either. I'm 360 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,400 Speaker 1: not a fan of the There's a lot of vegetables. 361 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 1: There's some cheeses that smell horrific. 362 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,400 Speaker 3: I like three cheese broccoli cheddar soup from Whole Foods, 363 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,120 Speaker 3: but barely any broccoli in it, which is why it's good. 364 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 1: Well, I love garlic, and some people can't freaking stand garlic. 365 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,840 Speaker 1: They like it. There are anti garlic people, you know, 366 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: we call them Danny the Devil, but they don't like 367 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 1: garlic and they are bothered by garlic and they can't 368 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 1: stand it and it drives them insane and all that. 369 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 1: And I have noticed most of the things that smell 370 00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:00,600 Speaker 1: pretty bad leave you with gas and bloating, right. 371 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 3: Is it? Like? 372 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: Don't don't most of these things that smell like cabbage 373 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 1: smells disgusting. I don't eat it. Broccoli, No, but don't. 374 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: Aren't these things they they're not good for your your 375 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: bloating situation at all. 376 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not wrong. It turns our nose off and 377 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,840 Speaker 3: our stomach's off. 378 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. And like Limburger cheese, which is the most often 379 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,959 Speaker 1: called the most disgusting smelling cheese, Limburger cheese. I have 380 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 1: a theory that the cheese, these products smell like this 381 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,400 Speaker 1: because you're they don't want you to eat it. It's 382 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 1: like a defense system for the for the broccoli. Don't 383 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,920 Speaker 1: eat me. I smelled disgusting, horrible, all of that nasty 384 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,680 Speaker 1: spin cycle. Regina right, since says what are you most 385 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,959 Speaker 1: looking forward to when you get boots on the ground 386 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: in Minnesota? Yes, I was looking up some different places. 387 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 1: I've never been, so I've only been to the airport. 388 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: I want to get the vibe of the city. I 389 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,919 Speaker 1: want to go. Uh, there's some I was looking up 390 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: some different things in Minnesota. There's like these old mills 391 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,200 Speaker 1: on the Mississippi River which looked pretty cool. There's an 392 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 1: art there's this like outdoor art thing that I want 393 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: to check out. And I want to eat a lot 394 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 1: of good food like juicy Lucy's and all that stuff. 395 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 1: And I want to go to a lot of lakes. 396 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,199 Speaker 1: It's the land of ten thousand Lakes. I would like. 397 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,640 Speaker 1: I want to go to the lake where the Vikings 398 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 1: love boat happen. That's where I want to go. That's 399 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: where I want to hang out. Come on in, man, 400 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,320 Speaker 1: Pete writes in He says, this is Pete and the 401 00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,880 Speaker 1: Machinist in Albany, Oregon. He says, I understand your position 402 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,879 Speaker 1: on ranch dressing and how it is one of the 403 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: most despicable things on earth. To you, he says, short story. 404 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: When I started high school. I went to high school 405 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 1: with there was about twelve hundred people or so pizza 406 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: day in the cafeteria. You never saw a cup of 407 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,160 Speaker 1: ranch dressing. My next year, I moved to my dad's 408 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 1: house in a rural town, one of these po dunk towns. 409 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 1: I started my sophomore year at a high school and 410 00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,280 Speaker 1: was built that was built around the turn of the 411 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,800 Speaker 1: century and had an attendance of about one hundred and 412 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,360 Speaker 1: forty people. On pizza day, every one of the students 413 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: got a section of their lunch tray filled with ranch dressing. 414 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a nightmare to drown the pizza. 415 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 1: And when I say drowned, says, the pizza is the dressing. 416 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 1: That's what he meant. The school would actually water down 417 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: the ranch dressing so all the kids could get enough. 418 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,199 Speaker 1: After that, Ranch grew on me a bit because I 419 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,919 Speaker 1: was surrounded. My question is would there ever be a 420 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,240 Speaker 1: situation where you could change your mind on ranch? He says, 421 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 1: I also love blue cheese, chipoltle, aoli, barbecue, sauce, mustard 422 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 1: for dipping. What are your favors? So I like honey mustard, 423 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 1: barbecue is a good one. Yeah, garlic aoli is not 424 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,400 Speaker 1: a bad one. So to answer your question, Pete, yes, 425 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,119 Speaker 1: I am a believer that every man has his price. 426 00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, anyone that cuts me a 427 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,120 Speaker 1: check for five million dollars tax free, I will not 428 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,760 Speaker 1: only eat. I will not only eat ranch dressing. I 429 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 1: will become a spokesperson and I will sing the praises 430 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: of the devil's blood. Five million dollars that's after taxes 431 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 1: and we're good. Cut me the check and I will 432 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,399 Speaker 1: become an advocate. I will become an influencer for ranch dressing. 433 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 1: I will do the backstroke in a pool of ranch dressing. 434 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,280 Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna give you a pizza place. It'll 435 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,639 Speaker 3: change your life forever because of the pizza and the 436 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,280 Speaker 3: ranch that they make in house. It is Toppers Pizza 437 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,439 Speaker 3: and there's a location in Valencia, California. So if you 438 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 3: ever visit Magic Mountain, make sure to go to Toppers. 439 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 3: It's on Magic Mountain Parkway, so it's not that far 440 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:54,360 Speaker 3: from the park. And Ben, they're pepperoni and olive pizza 441 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 3: with their homemade ranch. It'll change your life. 442 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: Danny, all due respect it you want to start a fight, 443 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,399 Speaker 1: we can start a fight. But here's the thing. Okay, 444 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,359 Speaker 1: if you make pizza the right way, you don't need 445 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: ranch dressing. You don't need any dressing. You don't. It's 446 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,680 Speaker 1: the pizza that's the star of the show. 447 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,880 Speaker 3: You know that pizzas a ten out of ten, Ben, 448 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,200 Speaker 3: but the homemade ranch makes it at twelve. 449 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: Icing on the cake and agree to disagree on that 450 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 1: and we'll just leave it at that. John from Omaha says, guys, 451 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:31,360 Speaker 1: do you think humanity will step foot on Mars by 452 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 1: twenty fifty? You know, I think we will. Actually, I 453 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 1: think that'll be the next big thing. And like the Net, 454 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 1: And maybe not right now, but when we get to 455 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 1: twenty thirty or so, I think there will be human 456 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,199 Speaker 1: beings on Mars. But it's really fucked up. Would you 457 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 1: like to be the first peep by curse? Would you 458 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 1: like to be the first people to go to Mars? 459 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: There's no food, there's no water, n What the hell 460 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: are you going to do? And it takes like a 461 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,439 Speaker 1: year to get there. And they think they think you 462 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:08,199 Speaker 1: can grow food in Martian soil, they don't know, but 463 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: you need water. Hello, what are you gonna do for 464 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,159 Speaker 1: the water? 465 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:19,080 Speaker 3: Unless there's some Martian hose up there. There's no reason anybody, 466 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:24,120 Speaker 3: any guy, as we learn that word on the podcast Friday, 467 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 3: there's no reason any guy would rush up to that planet. 468 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:33,120 Speaker 1: You imagine what that would be like, Like I get 469 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,640 Speaker 1: upset flying from la to Boston, which is like five 470 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 1: and a half hours or whatever it is, and the 471 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: trip to Mars is thirty three point nine million miles away. 472 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: Thirty three point nine million miles away. You go there, 473 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: there's no water, there's no food. They think they can 474 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,359 Speaker 1: grow potatoes and carrots and cabbage in the Martian soil 475 00:26:54,440 --> 00:27:00,639 Speaker 1: that they need a greenhouse. But you got to transport everything. Man, man, 476 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,920 Speaker 1: oh man. I did see a story this week that 477 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,199 Speaker 1: said that the first human crew to Mars should be 478 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 1: all female astronauts. I don't know. Do they know what 479 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,879 Speaker 1: happens if you pro create? If they bring men and 480 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: women and they you couldn't even you couldn't get someone 481 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,040 Speaker 1: pregnant because spoiler alert, there's no hospitals and there's no 482 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 1: doctors in there. 483 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 3: There's a Mission to Mars show on Netflix that's pretty 484 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 3: good and it's with Hillary Swank. Check that out. Do 485 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 3: a search on that on Netflix. But she's one of 486 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,959 Speaker 3: the astronauts who's first to go up to Mars. 487 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,160 Speaker 1: Michael writes, and he says from Parts unknown, is swearing 488 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:53,119 Speaker 1: necessary on the Fifth Hour podcast? No, no, no, no, no, no. 489 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 1: One need to be as an asshole and swear, right, Danny, 490 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,399 Speaker 1: We don't need to curse. 491 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,159 Speaker 3: It depends what kind of fuckery is going on on 492 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 3: each episode exactly. 493 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,480 Speaker 1: Calm down. If you knew how much we could curse 494 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,040 Speaker 1: and how much we actually curse, come. 495 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 3: On, yeah, there's really like two percent cursing on the podcast. 496 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, calm down, all right, just you know, go to 497 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,160 Speaker 1: pray for me or whatever I am, Alex Writzin, he says, 498 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 1: and this is the last one. Are there a high 499 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: percentage of really weird people in the radio business? From 500 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: the stories that you guys have told on this podcast, 501 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 1: it sure seems to be the case. Who was is 502 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:36,439 Speaker 1: the most eccentric person you have worked with in the 503 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: radio world? Where to begin on this, Danny, It the 504 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,640 Speaker 1: strangest people at the radio station are often the head 505 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: engineer of the radio station. That is usually the most 506 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: out there individual. But it started when I was in 507 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 1: college radio. We had a guy, a DJ named Blue, 508 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Speaker 1: that was his DJ name Blue, and he he had 509 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 1: this VW fan and he sometimes would like randomly he'd 510 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,000 Speaker 1: played long blocks of in those days, there were certain 511 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,080 Speaker 1: songs that were like twenty minutes or whatever you wanted 512 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 1: to break and he would go down to his car 513 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 1: for like ten minutes and sit. I think he was 514 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 1: like meditating as something. But he was like a really 515 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,840 Speaker 1: kind of weird, weird dude. But yeah, there's been a 516 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: ton I don't is anyone that pops into your head, Danny. 517 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: And we told the stories off and on on this 518 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: podcast about some of the people we've run across and 519 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,719 Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's some interesting cats, and the business 520 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: has changed a lot over the years, because it's a 521 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,960 Speaker 1: lot different now than when we started because of Yeah 522 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,680 Speaker 1: and all that other stuff. 523 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 3: Got him trying to think of the guy's name, But 524 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 3: it doesn't matter to our audience anyways. But up in 525 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,640 Speaker 3: the Stockton Modesto, California video market when I was a kid, 526 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 3: he did this weird routine. In the morning, he would 527 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,600 Speaker 3: come in I was doing the overnight. He would come 528 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,520 Speaker 3: in an hour before his show with a big can 529 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 3: of lysol and he would lysol every little thing in 530 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,920 Speaker 3: that studio to the point where I would be coughing 531 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 3: up a lung because all this excess lyesol was going 532 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 3: into my throat and my lungs, and I wanted to puke. 533 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 3: And it got to the point ben where I'd just 534 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 3: start WoT. I'd lift up my shirt and put it 535 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,120 Speaker 3: over my nose like this, like I you know, like 536 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 3: somebody cut. One freak would be cleaning. He'd be disinfecting 537 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 3: everything in the studio and then he would get on 538 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,960 Speaker 3: the air and he acted like a normal dude, but 539 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:50,240 Speaker 3: off the air, he was very very Howie Mandel. 540 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,720 Speaker 1: That guy must have popped the woody when COVID came 541 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: around and everyone was splaying like, oh my god, my 542 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: dreams have come true. It's COVID. They get to spray 543 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 1: lysol everywhere, the greatest thing in the freaking world. Oh 544 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,800 Speaker 1: my god. 545 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 3: Everyone's now had like Rubbert cleaning gloves on. I mean, 546 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 3: I felt like he was part of the cleaning crew. 547 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,000 Speaker 3: Plus he was the AM morning drive guy. It was 548 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 3: really weird. 549 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:20,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, wacky, wacky, wacky wacky Tobacci thanks to Caleb ned 550 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,360 Speaker 1: And there's a few other people here that we did 551 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: not get to, but we we went. We were longer 552 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,000 Speaker 1: than we were supposed to go. Danny g. We got 553 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 1: to most everybody. So thank you for sending mail in 554 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 1: and we didn't use your letter. This week we will 555 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 1: have even though I'll be in Minnesota next week, we 556 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,720 Speaker 1: will have podcasts up and so those will be available 557 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,280 Speaker 1: for you original content and a week less than a 558 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,400 Speaker 1: week now because this is Sunday, so less than a 559 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,160 Speaker 1: week this coming Saturday, it is on like Donkey Kong, 560 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,560 Speaker 1: the first ever Malard meet and greet in Minnesota. Would 561 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 1: love to hang out with you if you are in 562 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: the air area. If it's geographically desirable and it's something 563 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,880 Speaker 1: you want to do. It's just a casual get together 564 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: and we can break bread and be friendly and all 565 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 1: that at the Malor Meet and Greet, which is at 566 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 1: the Mermaid Inn and Events Center in Mounds View, Minnesota. 567 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,840 Speaker 1: We'll get out on that, Danny. I'll be back on 568 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:20,280 Speaker 1: the radio tonight from the Mothership. And what do you have, Danny, 569 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:20,920 Speaker 1: anything at all? 570 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,680 Speaker 3: Just one thought on the meet and greet. I bet 571 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,240 Speaker 3: our listeners cannot wait to pound the mound. 572 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: Well, yes, it's Sunday. 573 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 3: Just gonna watch some NBA playoffs. 574 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 1: On my Peach Cobbler list. 575 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 3: It is Mother's Day, so gonna spoil the wife and 576 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,040 Speaker 3: take her to get a prenatal massage today. 577 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,040 Speaker 1: Well, I can't think of anything more romantic than that. 578 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 1: What a woman would not like that? 579 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 3: My belly like Buddha? 580 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: Yes, and please, I beg you if you are, and 581 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: most people are like I lost my mom ten years ago. 582 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 1: It's actually the ten years since my mom passed away. 583 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: Spoil the hell out of your mom. Take advantage of it. 584 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: You only have your mom for so long, and damn 585 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: it for me, if not for you, Just spoil the 586 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 1: hell out of your mom, make your mom happy. It's 587 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: the right thing to do because eventually you won't be 588 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 1: able to do that, so you might as well take 589 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,360 Speaker 1: advantage of it. Well you can, why not? 590 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,520 Speaker 3: Absolutely so very true all about Mama today, dear Mama. 591 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,760 Speaker 1: Absolutely, I have a great day and I'll catch you 592 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 1: tonight on the radio. 593 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 3: Austa pasta population