Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2: It's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: And the subject is.
Speaker 2: Too fake and phony for me, all right, too fake
Speaker 2: and phony for me. We'll get into that in just
Speaker 2: a few because right now it is time for the
Speaker 2: nephew in today's prank phone call what you got for
Speaker 2: his neph uh?
Speaker 3: I don't know how clearly I can say it, but
Speaker 3: let me try it like that, I want to date
Speaker 3: your mama?
Speaker 1: What what? Dog? Wait what? You didn't hear it? Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, let me say it again because you didn't
Speaker 1: hear it. I want to date your mama. No, so
Speaker 1: you can somebody's son.
Speaker 3: So you telling them that that I want to date
Speaker 3: your mama, okay, And you're telling them like that, Hey, Gill,
Speaker 3: I want to date your mama, all right, all right,
Speaker 3: mama's need love too. It's a lot of mama's out
Speaker 3: here in their sixties needs and love.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey man, my mom and his sixties dollars. You
Speaker 1: can't say that for me to say again. Then we
Speaker 1: say it again.
Speaker 3: Closed eye with your mom and your mind, close out
Speaker 3: with your mom and your mind close ey close eys,
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say while you got yours.
Speaker 1: I want to date your mama.
Speaker 2: That is crazy, and you know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?
Speaker 2: Not with you being our daddy?
Speaker 1: Here, my daddy, I.
Speaker 3: Ain't trying to be your dad. I'm trying to date
Speaker 3: your mama. Now we're gonna have to learn how to
Speaker 3: coexist in this house together, me and you because I
Speaker 3: want to date your mama. All right, that's listen to everybody.
Speaker 3: Listened to it with an open mind. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: listen to it. Everybody need love and mama's do too.
Speaker 3: Close eyes, Jr.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I want to date your mama.
Speaker 1: Let's go catch dog.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Chris Burns.
Speaker 4: Is Jesus her Son?
Speaker 5: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 5: My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church
Speaker 5: man within the last month, and I was trying to
Speaker 5: get in touch with Miss Burne. One of the members
Speaker 5: gave me a number, but I guess they must have
Speaker 5: gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is this
Speaker 5: a home number or what is this?
Speaker 4: Hold up?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 4: Who is this again?
Speaker 5: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
Speaker 5: the church. Yeah. This is this your number?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm
Speaker 4: a son.
Speaker 5: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
Speaker 5: in touch with miss Barnes. Now is do you have
Speaker 5: a cell or a home number somewhere I can get
Speaker 5: in touch with miss Barnes.
Speaker 4: Wait till I tell me to tell you your name?
Speaker 4: Is what? Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 5: Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might
Speaker 5: not have met you yet.
Speaker 1: James.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, God bless you man, Thank you man.
Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Anyway I could get your mom's home number from you.
Speaker 4: I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I
Speaker 4: don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
Speaker 4: I mean, is there anything, Is there a message I
Speaker 4: could pass on to it?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 5: Well out, I mean, I'm trying to see if it's
Speaker 5: all right for uh for me to take her out.
Speaker 5: I've been seeing her for the last Hold up.
Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, holdo hold
Speaker 4: me tell about that. You You were just sending you
Speaker 4: a new member to the church, and somebody gave you
Speaker 4: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,
Speaker 4: and you're asking me if you could take an out.
Speaker 5: Man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had
Speaker 5: her phone number. I guess they gave me your number
Speaker 5: by mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl. I
Speaker 5: thought I was gonna get her. I want to take
Speaker 5: her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll be quite honest me, I just came back
Speaker 4: on from overseas, from fighting and everything.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
Speaker 4: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
Speaker 4: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.
Speaker 4: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
Speaker 4: in the sixties. Man, How old are you? Man?
Speaker 5: I'm thirty six?
Speaker 4: The hell out of here?
Speaker 5: You how old? Man? I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 4: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
Speaker 4: pushing sixty? Right?
Speaker 5: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
Speaker 5: I look at it like it's you know, hey, ain't
Speaker 5: nothing but the number, man, It wasn't in your heart?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 4: And how you carry yourself you know. Yeah, but hey, hey,
Speaker 4: but my mom ain't no cougar like that, and I
Speaker 4: know she ain't coming after you. All right now. I
Speaker 4: remember telling me that she tried.
Speaker 5: Some new things at this church, but going out.
Speaker 4: With some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby? Man,
Speaker 4: I'm thirty.
Speaker 5: I'm thirty six.
Speaker 4: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man ain't
Speaker 4: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danger to say.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, thing dames. Let me say this man. First
Speaker 5: of all, I ain't even know off calling you. Second
Speaker 5: of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm not
Speaker 5: calling trying to get permission from you.
Speaker 4: Ms.
Speaker 5: Burns is a grown woman decided whoa whoa?
Speaker 4: Whoa talking about that? I don't think you heard me, man,
Speaker 4: I just came back from fighting over see. My pots
Speaker 4: passed away not too long ago. I am the man
Speaker 4: at the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.
Speaker 4: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
Speaker 4: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
Speaker 4: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
Speaker 4: as well just stick to church, dog, because you know,
Speaker 4: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
Speaker 4: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 5: You might now I got a blessed, but I respect
Speaker 5: the fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting
Speaker 5: for this country. Okay, But if I decide I want
Speaker 5: to speak to Miss Birds about going out, I say
Speaker 5: Miss Burns has every right to decide if she would
Speaker 5: like to go out.
Speaker 4: With Gordon or not.
Speaker 5: And Gordon wants to take her out, I took her up.
Speaker 5: Hold up, look, brother, I don't care how old you
Speaker 5: say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young.
Speaker 4: As I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down
Speaker 4: with you and my mom. I'm straight up, hey man,
Speaker 4: that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no, you
Speaker 4: bringing up my mama. You letting the word your mama
Speaker 4: come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 5: I don't know where you're from. I don't give how
Speaker 5: old you are. I know what church my mama go to,
Speaker 5: and it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't
Speaker 5: gonna be asking.
Speaker 4: Her out, all right. I don't give what it take.
Speaker 4: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the
Speaker 4: pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the
Speaker 4: back in the choir. It don't matter. Something is going down.
Speaker 4: You wire not gonna get with my mama like that.
Speaker 4: You got that.
Speaker 5: That's something for your mama to decide. If your mama
Speaker 5: want to go out with me to have dinner. I
Speaker 5: ain't nothing wrong with.
Speaker 4: This man from deciding it right now, it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 5: I told you before, be blessed or get your whoop.
Speaker 4: You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight. Let's
Speaker 4: see this three years to come back and also deal
Speaker 4: with my daddy died and then come back. Now I'm
Speaker 4: suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna
Speaker 4: do unless you want to get it like that something
Speaker 4: from once a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I.
Speaker 5: Will release all that on you got that. I don't play.
Speaker 5: Hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble. It don't
Speaker 5: matter to me. You can catch.
Speaker 4: It, okay.
Speaker 5: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble
Speaker 5: out you man. All I'm finna say is this right here?
Speaker 5: I'm I talk to you mama on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Okay, you ain't gonna talk them?
Speaker 5: Are you not hearing me? Man?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Speaker 5: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
Speaker 5: to you? Man? Before you explode? You ain't got nothing
Speaker 5: else to say. I got one more thing before you explode? Man?
Speaker 5: Is you listening? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Man, James?
Speaker 5: What hey?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 4: I want to tell you this. Man.
Speaker 5: This is Lephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Your mama, I got me the brank phone call.
Speaker 4: You hit them out of here.
Speaker 5: This is who hey man, This is Nephew Tommy from
Speaker 5: the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: Your mama told me.
Speaker 4: She said, my son been.
Speaker 5: Overseas, he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home.
Speaker 4: She said.
Speaker 5: We got to get back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
Speaker 5: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We
Speaker 5: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 5: First of all, I got say thank you for fighting
Speaker 5: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
Speaker 5: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 5: show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 4: Nothing but to Steve Harvey more than show Get it
Speaker 4: Over season in the States, though, thanks man.
Speaker 1: Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?
Speaker 1: Did I put that stupid in there?
Speaker 4: This mom?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: All right, to all you mama's out there to send
Speaker 3: their sixties and seventies that's looking for a man and
Speaker 3: want to date a little something something.
Speaker 1: I understand, Timmy, know you need love? Yes you do,
Speaker 1: Yes you do.
Speaker 3: And if you sixties and seventies single moms and you
Speaker 3: in Watchington, DC, come on out to the Hogward Theater
Speaker 3: this weekend and hang out with you.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm celebrating being one hundred one hundred percent
Speaker 3: cancer free for one year, so come hang.
Speaker 1: Out with me.
Speaker 3: I will be at the Hogward Theater, nep you time
Speaker 3: your friends. You do not want to miss me. One
Speaker 3: show Friday, one show Saturday. Come on out, mamas, baby, mama's, grandmama's, y'all,
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want to date your mama.
Speaker 1: I want your mama to come to my show.
Speaker 3: Tell your mama to come to Nephew, Tommy and Friend show.
Speaker 1: Bring your mama all right?
Speaker 2: Coming up next Strawberry letters subject too fake and phony
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. Who you're talking
Speaker 1: to my MoMA?
Speaker 2: Uh uh, you're listening Hardy Morning Show