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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 2: It's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: And the subject is.

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Speaker 2: Too fake and phony for me, all right, too fake

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Speaker 2: and phony for me. We'll get into that in just

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Speaker 2: a few because right now it is time for the

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Speaker 2: nephew in today's prank phone call what you got for

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Speaker 2: his neph uh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know how clearly I can say it, but

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Speaker 3: let me try it like that, I want to date

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Speaker 3: your mama?

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Speaker 1: What what? Dog? Wait what? You didn't hear it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean, let me say it again because you didn't

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Speaker 1: hear it. I want to date your mama. No, so

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Speaker 1: you can somebody's son.

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Speaker 3: So you telling them that that I want to date

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Speaker 3: your mama, okay, And you're telling them like that, Hey, Gill,

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Speaker 3: I want to date your mama, all right, all right,

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Speaker 3: mama's need love too. It's a lot of mama's out

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Speaker 3: here in their sixties needs and love.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hey man, my mom and his sixties dollars. You

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Speaker 1: can't say that for me to say again. Then we

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Speaker 1: say it again.

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Speaker 3: Closed eye with your mom and your mind, close out

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Speaker 3: with your mom and your mind close ey close eys,

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say while you got yours.

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mama.

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Speaker 2: That is crazy, and you know it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Not with you being our daddy?

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Speaker 1: Here, my daddy, I.

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Speaker 3: Ain't trying to be your dad. I'm trying to date

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Speaker 3: your mama. Now we're gonna have to learn how to

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Speaker 3: coexist in this house together, me and you because I

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Speaker 3: want to date your mama. All right, that's listen to everybody.

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Speaker 3: Listened to it with an open mind. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: listen to it. Everybody need love and mama's do too.

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Speaker 3: Close eyes, Jr.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I want to date your mama.

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Speaker 1: Let's go catch dog.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Chris Burns.

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Speaker 4: Is Jesus her Son?

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Speaker 5: How you doing?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 5: My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church

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Speaker 5: man within the last month, and I was trying to

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Speaker 5: get in touch with Miss Burne. One of the members

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Speaker 5: gave me a number, but I guess they must have

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Speaker 5: gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is this

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Speaker 5: a home number or what is this?

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Speaker 4: Hold up?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Who is this again?

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Speaker 5: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at

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Speaker 5: the church. Yeah. This is this your number?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm

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Speaker 4: a son.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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Speaker 5: in touch with miss Barnes. Now is do you have

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Speaker 5: a cell or a home number somewhere I can get

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Speaker 5: in touch with miss Barnes.

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Speaker 4: Wait till I tell me to tell you your name?

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Speaker 4: Is what? Gordon? Gordon?

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Speaker 5: Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might

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Speaker 5: not have met you yet.

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Speaker 1: James.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, God bless you man, Thank you man.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: Anyway I could get your mom's home number from you.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I

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Speaker 4: don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, is there anything, Is there a message I

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Speaker 4: could pass on to it?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 5: Well out, I mean, I'm trying to see if it's

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Speaker 5: I've been seeing her for the last Hold up.

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Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, holdo hold

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Speaker 4: me tell about that. You You were just sending you

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Speaker 4: a new member to the church, and somebody gave you

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Speaker 4: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,

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Speaker 4: and you're asking me if you could take an out.

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Speaker 5: Man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had

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Speaker 5: her phone number. I guess they gave me your number

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Speaker 5: by mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl. I

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Speaker 5: thought I was gonna get her. I want to take

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Speaker 5: her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll be quite honest me, I just came back

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Speaker 4: on from overseas, from fighting and everything.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed

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Speaker 4: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

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Speaker 4: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.

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Speaker 4: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she

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Speaker 4: in the sixties. Man, How old are you? Man?

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Speaker 5: I'm thirty six?

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Speaker 4: The hell out of here?

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Speaker 5: You how old? Man? I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.

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Speaker 4: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is

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Speaker 4: pushing sixty? Right?

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Speaker 5: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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Speaker 5: I look at it like it's you know, hey, ain't

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Speaker 5: nothing but the number, man, It wasn't in your heart?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 4: And how you carry yourself you know. Yeah, but hey, hey,

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Speaker 4: but my mom ain't no cougar like that, and I

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Speaker 4: know she ain't coming after you. All right now. I

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Speaker 4: remember telling me that she tried.

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Speaker 5: Some new things at this church, but going out.

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Speaker 4: With some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby? Man,

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Speaker 4: I'm thirty.

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Speaker 5: I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 4: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man ain't

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Speaker 4: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danger to say.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, thing dames. Let me say this man. First

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Speaker 5: of all, I ain't even know off calling you. Second

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Speaker 5: of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm not

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Speaker 5: calling trying to get permission from you.

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Speaker 4: Ms.

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Speaker 5: Burns is a grown woman decided whoa whoa?

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Speaker 4: Whoa talking about that? I don't think you heard me, man,

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Speaker 4: I just came back from fighting over see. My pots

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Speaker 4: passed away not too long ago. I am the man

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Speaker 4: at the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.

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Speaker 4: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.

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Speaker 4: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling

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Speaker 4: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might

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Speaker 4: as well just stick to church, dog, because you know,

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Speaker 4: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 4: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 5: You might now I got a blessed, but I respect

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Speaker 5: the fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting

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Speaker 5: for this country. Okay, But if I decide I want

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Speaker 5: to speak to Miss Birds about going out, I say

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Speaker 5: Miss Burns has every right to decide if she would

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Speaker 4: With Gordon or not.

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Speaker 5: And Gordon wants to take her out, I took her up.

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Speaker 5: Hold up, look, brother, I don't care how old you

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Speaker 5: say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young.

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Speaker 4: As I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down

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Speaker 4: with you and my mom. I'm straight up, hey man,

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Speaker 4: that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no, you

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Speaker 4: bringing up my mama. You letting the word your mama

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Speaker 4: come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up,

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Speaker 4: all right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know where you're from. I don't give how

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Speaker 5: and it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't

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Speaker 4: Her out, all right. I don't give what it take.

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Speaker 4: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the

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Speaker 4: back in the choir. It don't matter. Something is going down.

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Speaker 4: You wire not gonna get with my mama like that.

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Speaker 4: You got that.

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Speaker 5: That's something for your mama to decide. If your mama

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Speaker 5: ain't nothing wrong with.

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Speaker 4: This man from deciding it right now, it ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: I told you before, be blessed or get your whoop.

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Speaker 4: You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight. Let's

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Speaker 4: see this three years to come back and also deal

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Speaker 4: with my daddy died and then come back. Now I'm

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Speaker 4: suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: do unless you want to get it like that something

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Speaker 4: from once a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I.

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Speaker 5: Will release all that on you got that. I don't play.

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Speaker 5: Hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble. It don't

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Speaker 4: It, okay.

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Speaker 5: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble

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Speaker 5: out you man. All I'm finna say is this right here?

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Speaker 5: I'm I talk to you mama on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you ain't gonna talk them?

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Speaker 5: Are you not hearing me? Man?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing

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Speaker 5: to you? Man? Before you explode? You ain't got nothing

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Speaker 5: else to say. I got one more thing before you explode? Man?

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Speaker 5: Is you listening? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Man, James?

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Speaker 5: What hey?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 4: I want to tell you this. Man.

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Speaker 5: This is Lephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: Your mama, I got me the brank phone call.

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Speaker 4: You hit them out of here.

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Speaker 5: This is who hey man, This is Nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 5: the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: Your mama told me.

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Speaker 4: She said, my son been.

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Speaker 5: Overseas, he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home.

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Speaker 4: She said.

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Speaker 5: We got to get back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

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Speaker 5: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We

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Speaker 5: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 5: First of all, I got say thank you for fighting

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Speaker 5: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 5: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 5: show in the lane? Man?

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Speaker 4: Nothing but to Steve Harvey more than show Get it

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Speaker 4: Over season in the States, though, thanks man.

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Speaker 1: Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?

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Speaker 1: Did I put that stupid in there?

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Speaker 4: This mom?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: All right, to all you mama's out there to send

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Speaker 3: their sixties and seventies that's looking for a man and

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Speaker 3: want to date a little something something.

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Speaker 1: I understand, Timmy, know you need love? Yes you do,

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Speaker 1: Yes you do.

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Speaker 3: And if you sixties and seventies single moms and you

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Speaker 3: in Watchington, DC, come on out to the Hogward Theater

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Speaker 3: this weekend and hang out with you.

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Speaker 1: Boy.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm celebrating being one hundred one hundred percent

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Speaker 3: cancer free for one year, so come hang.

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Speaker 1: Out with me.

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Speaker 3: I will be at the Hogward Theater, nep you time

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Speaker 3: your friends. You do not want to miss me. One

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Speaker 3: show Friday, one show Saturday. Come on out, mamas, baby, mama's, grandmama's, y'all,

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Speaker 3: come on.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I want to date your mama.

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Speaker 1: I want your mama to come to my show.

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Speaker 3: Tell your mama to come to Nephew, Tommy and Friend show.

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Speaker 1: Bring your mama all right?

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Speaker 2: Coming up next Strawberry letters subject too fake and phony

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Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. Who you're talking

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Speaker 1: to my MoMA?

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Speaker 2: Uh uh, you're listening Hardy Morning Show