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Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels second dat Day. Nothing is more romantic than
Speaker 1: taking your date out into the wilderness and having them
Speaker 1: help you commit murder. I think that is probably one
Speaker 1: of the most beautiful ways you can experience time with
Speaker 1: the person you're on a date with. And that's what
Speaker 1: happened with Amelia, who was on the phone apparently her
Speaker 1: first date with this guy named Greg. They went fishing together.
Speaker 1: A lot of fish died that day. I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners out there that would agree with me.
Speaker 1: A lot of fish had to lose their life so
Speaker 1: that this couple could enjoy their afternoon. Amelia, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm tired? Thanks? How are you? Did you murder a
Speaker 1: lot of fish that day? No? You know what. Actually,
Speaker 1: we did catch and release. So the fish that we
Speaker 1: caught we put back. So you actually just you mangled them,
Speaker 1: is what you did? Yes, we disfigured them for life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So your email said that this guy took
Speaker 1: you fishing. Is that fun or you a fisherman? It
Speaker 1: was fun. No, I'm not a fisher woman. I had
Speaker 1: never been fishing, but it was really fun. He actually
Speaker 1: suggested it because in my profiles say that I like
Speaker 1: nature and hiking and stuff, so I would like, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that sounds super cool. I'm open to new experiences. So
Speaker 1: we met at a state park where you can go fishing,
Speaker 1: and for the next few hours, I just I had
Speaker 1: the best time. I think, genuinely, it was one of
Speaker 1: the best and most fun first dates I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Why was it such a great idea? I mean, you
Speaker 1: have so much time to talk, right, you can connect
Speaker 1: on that level for sure, exactly. And he was super
Speaker 1: nice and so helpful. And what's his name by the way, Greg?
Speaker 1: All right, and so you and Greg just had a
Speaker 1: wonderful time out there mangling fish and then tossing them
Speaker 1: back into their environments. So they go to the other
Speaker 1: fish buddies and go dude, I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: just swimming along some chick and a dude just put
Speaker 1: a hook in my cheek. I don't know what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just the best day of your life ever.
Speaker 1: Doing that. It was super romantic mangling fish. Okay, what
Speaker 1: did you like about him so much? Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: he's really rugged and manly, and I love guys like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a man. But he was really considerate and a total gentleman,
Speaker 1: you know, really respectful and nice to me all day.
Speaker 1: And you were cool learning how to fish. Right, You
Speaker 1: didn't like scream when the fish got up and say
Speaker 1: that you didn't want to touch it or anything like that. Well,
Speaker 1: I did scream, and it was I thought that fish
Speaker 1: were pretty gross. Did he seem to like that or not?
Speaker 1: Because I know some dudes like to be in that
Speaker 1: situation where it's like, yeah, I took this girl out
Speaker 1: and hey, you got to teader out of fish. It's
Speaker 1: such a dainty little girl as new idea. She needs
Speaker 1: a man's help, and some guys that turns off. They're like,
Speaker 1: I like a girl who can do that on her own.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought he thought I was funny. We
Speaker 1: were laughing a lot, and he was so nice. He
Speaker 1: just would take the fish and thrown back from the water.
Speaker 1: Like he didn't say anything like calm down or you know,
Speaker 1: anything like that. But maybe it did turn him off
Speaker 1: because it's been a couple of weeks and he hasn't
Speaker 1: called me back. How did everything in for you guys?
Speaker 1: Did you make out? Did you do more than that?
Speaker 1: Without cleaning up after fishing? So, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: need that last detail. We no problem, I won't. I
Speaker 1: won't with you. Well, there's really not that much to job.
Speaker 1: We just like had a nice we'll kiss, nothing crazy,
Speaker 1: no makeout. So you guys did kiss? I mean that's
Speaker 1: super romantic. Um No, it wasn't super romantic. It was
Speaker 1: just like a nice kiss. I don't know. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: in my head, I picture you like making out with
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt and a river runs through it. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: there's rainbows hitting the water. I mean no, it wasn't
Speaker 1: like that. I mean we were next to this pickup
Speaker 1: truck and we goes i'll like finish, Yeah, almost all right?
Speaker 1: And then how did you guys part ways? Well, after
Speaker 1: we kiss, I couldn't help myself. I just said, hey,
Speaker 1: i'd really loved to go out again. Just I just
Speaker 1: I just said it, because you know, why not? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, nothing to lose, And he said, for sure,
Speaker 1: hit me up. And I thought that was a little weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a little maybe brush, you know, just like giving
Speaker 1: me the brushop maybe I don't know, kind of open ended,
Speaker 1: you know, not like yeah, definitely, how about this day?
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, whatever I contact me, I'll be around.
Speaker 1: Or if you really wanted to go out with someone,
Speaker 1: you think that you would take charge and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I will call you. Yes, right, Because he was already
Speaker 1: such a gentleman, I figured he would say like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'll call and have you hit him up since your date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I waited a couple of days and then I called him.
Speaker 1: I left him a message and I just said, how
Speaker 1: what a great time I had and I love this
Speaker 1: scene again? All right? And you can't think of like
Speaker 1: anything awkward that happened on the date. I guess the
Speaker 1: only thing is is maybe I'm too girly and I've
Speaker 1: screamed and I thought the fish were kind of growth.
Speaker 1: But it seemed like I thought we had a great
Speaker 1: time to gather, like both of us. So well, we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call him and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Dating is a lot like fishing.
Speaker 1: You know, your real sum in. You're like, that one's
Speaker 1: too big, that one's too small. Yeah, that one's got
Speaker 1: a wonky eye. Oh, this one has a drinking problem.
Speaker 1: Damn fish. And you fish and your fish and you
Speaker 1: fish until you finally find that one that has an
Speaker 1: extra large mouth and you settle down with that one
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. And that the problem
Speaker 1: that the girl on the phone is having today. For
Speaker 1: her second date update, she's hoping that the guy she
Speaker 1: calls will be that big bass with a large mouth
Speaker 1: who knows how to treat her right, but sadly, he's
Speaker 1: not calling her back. If you're just tuning in for
Speaker 1: the second day update, Amelia is on the phone. She
Speaker 1: wants to call Greg today. They went fishing on their
Speaker 1: first date. She thinks the reason she's not getting a
Speaker 1: call back was because maybe she was a little too
Speaker 1: girly for him. He's an outdoorsy kind of guy and
Speaker 1: she hasn't fished before and when they caught a fish
Speaker 1: like she screamed, it was like you. And she thinks
Speaker 1: maybe that turn him off a little bit because he
Speaker 1: doesn't want a girly girl. I couldn't say you yucky.
Speaker 1: I just wasn't that bad. I just screened a little bit.
Speaker 1: If it turns out that that is the reason that
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back, are you willing to kind
Speaker 1: of buck up and be a little bit more outdoorsy.
Speaker 1: I just want him to know that I can totally
Speaker 1: be tough and nature girl too, Like I'm not just
Speaker 1: like a press. Okay, no, you sound like it could
Speaker 1: be a real tough in nature. All right, I'm dialing
Speaker 1: a phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi
Speaker 1: is Greg there? Oh? Yeah, this is Greg? Hey Greg,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jubil. I host a
Speaker 1: morning radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: how are you doing today? Okay? It's a segment we
Speaker 1: do on our show called the second Date Update. It's
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up blowing them off, they email us
Speaker 1: to ask if we can call you and find out why.
Speaker 1: So her name is Amelia. Oh response that Amelia emailed
Speaker 1: us and asked if we call you because she said
Speaker 1: that she enjoyed going fishing with you but hasn't heard
Speaker 1: a word from you since. Who cares? Who cares? That?
Speaker 1: What we care? And Amilia obviously cares because she went
Speaker 1: through all the efforts to try to get us to
Speaker 1: do this phone call. Look, that person is nobody I
Speaker 1: want to talk to or hang out with or talk about.
Speaker 1: Really is really extreme. What did she do that's so bad?
Speaker 1: I mean we actually talked to her a little bit.
Speaker 1: She sounded perfectly nice. She sounded lovely. Actually, she sounded fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I really don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it. I don't know's she knows what she did.
Speaker 1: She doesn't though, That's the thing, Like she thinks that
Speaker 1: everything was great on the date. Oh really, she has
Speaker 1: got no idea what the problem could be. That's hilarious. Nope,
Speaker 1: she says, you guys went fishing and had a good time,
Speaker 1: even kissed at the end of everything. And yeah, she
Speaker 1: thought she could hit you up to go out again.
Speaker 1: And now you're not responding to her, and obviously you
Speaker 1: don't like her one bit. Yeah, no, that's correct. I don't.
Speaker 1: But I caught a little bit more than a fish
Speaker 1: that day. What do you mean we kissed too? Days later?
Speaker 1: I wake up, Bang, I got a cold, sar. You
Speaker 1: think that she gave you? Yeah she did. I'm not
Speaker 1: kissing anybody else except her. Oh my god, did she
Speaker 1: have a coal swar when you guys are out not visible?
Speaker 1: But I didn't like put on some gloves and check
Speaker 1: her mouth or anything, you know, like those are incredibly
Speaker 1: common and the virus could have been dormant in you
Speaker 1: for a long time and then maybe stress brought it
Speaker 1: out or something a long time like my whole life,
Speaker 1: like I've never had this before. I kiss her boom
Speaker 1: mouth measles. So you think she gave you a coal
Speaker 1: star and that's the only reason you're not calling her back.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good reason. I mean, she gave me
Speaker 1: her piece. Isn't there other ways you can get that though,
Speaker 1: like sharing glasses or chapsticks or anything. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not a doctor, but I'm not sharing glasses or chapstick
Speaker 1: with anybody. Why didn't you hit her up and ask
Speaker 1: if she has a coal sore? Oh? She says, like
Speaker 1: yes or no. It doesn't get my cold sore out
Speaker 1: of my face. Okay, So you have a coal sore
Speaker 1: and that's it. What do you mean that's it? It's
Speaker 1: a cold sore. Okay, So obviously you never want to
Speaker 1: talk to her again? Then, no, absolutely not. That's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Because she's actually on the phone listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: What yep, she's right, she's yeah, Hi, Greg, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not give you a cold sore. Who did the fish? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe the fish? Or maybe you kiss somebody and you
Speaker 1: forgot about it. I don't know. I've never met you before. Like,
Speaker 1: must have a pretty exciting life. I'm kissing people and
Speaker 1: forgetting about it. Well, that's between you and you. And
Speaker 1: also you should know that you can only get a
Speaker 1: cold sore if you can see a cold store on
Speaker 1: somebody's face and then you kiss the cold sore for
Speaker 1: someone who's never had a cold store before. You sure
Speaker 1: are an expert. Go oh my god, Greg, my friends
Speaker 1: are listening to this. You tricked me into this radio thing.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling the truth. I didn't give it to you.
Speaker 1: I've never had a could store in my life. This
Speaker 1: is not in any way gonna affect your life or
Speaker 1: the length of your life. You realize that, Greg, I
Speaker 1: don't know that. Who knows where things go? Like, all
Speaker 1: I know is I got a thing on my face.
Speaker 1: This lady put that in quote. This lady gave it
Speaker 1: to me. Now she's like mad that I don't call
Speaker 1: her back. Why because she's got some more digities that
Speaker 1: she wants to pass on. You can't. You can't say
Speaker 1: stuff like that on a radio. Gray. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's not true. But if you say things like that,
Speaker 1: people I know are listening, they're gonna think it's true.
Speaker 1: And it's so it's just rude and it's so fully considerate. Well,
Speaker 1: look whatever it takes to get you to go to
Speaker 1: a doctor and get checked out, because it sounds like
Speaker 1: that is what it needed here, you know what? You
Speaker 1: know what, Greg? How about this? I will go with
Speaker 1: you to the clinics to get tested to prove to
Speaker 1: you that I do not have the herpes virus. Does
Speaker 1: that make you happy? No? Happy? Go to a clinic?
Speaker 1: That sucks? What if we do that for your second day? Hey? Greg,
Speaker 1: would you like to go with Amelia to the clinic?
Speaker 1: We can even do like a not free one and
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it. Wow. Um, you know what. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pass. But Amelia should definitely go on that day
Speaker 1: by yourself. Bray, what are you afraid? You're afraid of
Speaker 1: being wrong? Go to the clinic with me, get tested.
Speaker 1: What's the harm? You know you already have a cold,
Speaker 1: store like the virus, but you don't know that I do,
Speaker 1: so I'm just afraid what else we might find out.
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows, maybe you got some kind of
Speaker 1: like weird mouse gabies or some forman I how about this,
Speaker 1: Since Jubil was so nice and agree to pay for
Speaker 1: the clinic, we should go. You should get tested. It'll
Speaker 1: be free. And then if I'm the person who has
Speaker 1: the virus to give it to you, I will buy
Speaker 1: you much. You're gonna buy me lunch? Yeah, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: buy you lunch. If I'm the one who gave you
Speaker 1: a culture, the least I could do is buy you lunch,
Speaker 1: not a date, don't worry about that, but just to
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry. All right, but it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: a steak place whatever, whatever you want, fine deal, all right,
Speaker 1: Well look at that. It's a successful second date. Update.
Speaker 1: As long as Amelia test positive for herpes on their
Speaker 1: date to the clinic, Greg gets a free lunch in
Speaker 1: the morning. Text in at seven eight, five nine two
Speaker 1: says somebody needs to school this idiot. And if there's
Speaker 1: one place that can school you on herpes, it's us.
Speaker 1: It's Brooken Jewel in the morning talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update. Amelia wanted to call this guy named Greg
Speaker 1: who wasn't calling her back after they went fishing together.
Speaker 1: We got him on the phone, and the reason he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back he swears that she gave him a
Speaker 1: coal soord and he doesn't want any other diseases from
Speaker 1: her because she's clearly filthy. Yes, if she's got coal source,
Speaker 1: but she didn't even have a col sore on her
Speaker 1: mouth at all. Yeah, So he didn't want to go
Speaker 1: out with her again because he assumes that she gave
Speaker 1: him a coal sword. There's so much information about cold
Speaker 1: source coming in on the tech board right now. I
Speaker 1: don't even I don't know now what's true and what's
Speaker 1: not true. It can be dormant for your whole life,
Speaker 1: and then stress makes it come out. Well, most people
Speaker 1: have that virus in their body. Okay, I knew Juba
Speaker 1: would help me out. All immune SYSM goes down and
Speaker 1: you get tired and you can get a coal sword.
Speaker 1: So it's like shingles. I don't know now, I'm all confused, syphilis.
Speaker 1: I remember, you want a second day update. I'll have
Speaker 1: to do his email the show and we would call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back