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Speaker 1: like finding out which animals humans think they could beat

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Speaker 1: But why would I want to fight a giraffe? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't be easy because I'm short, so i'd have

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Speaker 1: and it shows you just how cocky the human race is.

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Speaker 1: Hello Fitness, this is Pete Eakins. Was looking for Travis Travis.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is him. Hey Travis, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Bud Um? We got an email from you saying you

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Speaker 1: haven't received your order. Yeah, I've been I've been waiting

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Speaker 1: I can't say that I have anything here. I apologize

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Speaker 1: and sometimes our shipping department kind of messes some stuff up.

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Speaker 1: to our shipping department. Have you talked to them see

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Speaker 1: that's unacceptable. All right, Okay, his name is Jackson and

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Speaker 1: in the shipping department. This is Jackson. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? I'm looking for I'm looking for the shipping department.

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Speaker 1: You found it? What can I do for you? Can

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Speaker 1: Who is this this Jackson? How old are you? I'm eight?

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Speaker 1: How old are you? Mister nosey pants? You're telling me

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of busy though, Like what do you need? Like?

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Speaker 1: What did you order? Okay? Um? Well I ordered a

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Speaker 1: stationary bike. Um, and it's been a couple of weeks

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Speaker 1: and I haven't received it yet. Do you play Fortnite?

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Speaker 1: What is Fortnite? It's a video game. I've gotten all

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Speaker 1: the mythics in the game. I play Call of Duty

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Speaker 1: more than Fortnight. I like Call of Duty, Furnite and Minecraft. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so where's my bike? Did you get your tracking number? No?

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Speaker 1: I need my tracking number? Please? Hey, Travis, um looking

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Speaker 1: up your tracking number and it looks like it was

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Speaker 1: playing Fortnite. How would you know I'm playing Fortnite. I

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Speaker 1: love Fortnite. Fortnight's my main game. Listen. I don't care

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Speaker 1: is miss that. I know we're co workers now, but

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Speaker 1: that is still dad to you. Mister. What's up? What's

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Speaker 1: am gonna dock your pay, mister Travis. I'm so sorry

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Speaker 1: you had to deal with this. It is horrible customer service.

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Speaker 1: you can't fire me. Actually, wait a second, I gave

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Speaker 1: I gotta have him. Okay, you want to go back

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Speaker 1: just hang up right now, Dravis, or I can keep

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Speaker 1: I got to tell him, as a prank phone call, Dravis,

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Speaker 1: and Jacks from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your wife. Sarah set you up. She said,

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Speaker 1: follow up, This is gonna be a shocker day everybody

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Speaker 1: fall today met the girl he wants to call on tender. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not too long, but long enough to know you're getting ghosted.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do it. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, I might speak to Sarah. Please

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Speaker 1: He promises he's not a man who. And I take

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Speaker 1: Going through the Jewels show on demand, jebils Dirty Little Secret,

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Speaker 1: druggling right now, boy, it's time for dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. And we keep everybody anonymous, so you're free

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Speaker 1: to say excuse me, free to say anything, oh no,

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Speaker 1: my throat, Free to say anything you want because nobody

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Speaker 1: will know who you are. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. Everybody stays anonymous. The reason I'm struggling

426
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Speaker 1: is you ever get so hungry where it feels like

427
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Speaker 1: you're about to puke? Oh yeah, just happened right when

428
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Speaker 1: I'm about to start talking. Oh so gross, hunger pangs,

429
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Speaker 1: almost puke, feeling angry, is on the phone, angry about that?

430
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Speaker 1: Angry is on the phone. What's up? Angry? What's up?

431
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: Not much? I'm obviously hungry right now? But um, you

432
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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? I do? Yes? Okay, what

433
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: is it? So? When Netflix was like brand new, I

434
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 1: really wanted it but was not willing to pay, and

435
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Speaker 1: so I hoped to put this guy who had a

436
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: Netflix account and I like, yeah, I was, I definitely was.

437
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Speaker 1: And uh and he gave me his logging info, and

438
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: I to this day, five years later, still use his

439
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Speaker 1: accounting it. I mean, probably hundreds of people probably share

440
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Speaker 1: your secret. Yeah, I think that guy slept with hundreds

441
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Speaker 1: of people. Well no, if he was lucky, so he

442
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: hasn't noticed at all, I don't. I mean, I don't

443
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Speaker 1: really know. I haven't seen him in a stupid question.

444
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: I apologize for the dumb question. That was a very

445
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Speaker 1: stupid question. Sometimes I do that and I catch myself

446
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Speaker 1: and I just have to call it out because I

447
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: know people are probably thinking it too, like, wow, wasn't

448
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Speaker 1: dumb questions? And if they're not, they should be thinking that,

449
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 1: you know, because anyway, terrible question. He obviously hasn't noticed.

450
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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do when he does find out?

451
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 1: That's better? Thank you? I mean, I'm waiting for the day.

452
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,959
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the day. I don't think he's ever

453
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Speaker 1: gonna find out. He might actually, because they have settings

454
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Speaker 1: in the back like in Netflix, where you can go

455
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Speaker 1: and you can see like how many people are logged

456
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Speaker 1: into your account? Oh really? Oh yeah? Because and you

457
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: can end the session. Because I did that once there

458
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: was like twenty people logged in because we always like

459
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Speaker 1: put it in when we would go to Airbnb's Yeah,

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00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: and then we would log out, So all these people

461
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Speaker 1: all over the world United States, we're using our Netflix

462
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Speaker 1: password because it's there. I guarantee you this dude that

463
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: you hooked up with just so you could get his

464
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: net and it was just so you could get his

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Speaker 1: Netflix password. I mean at the end of the day, yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: oh wow, you used him. Was it enjoyable at although

467
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Speaker 1: the actual act of it or was the whole time?

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Speaker 1: You're just like, um, say fourteen dollars a month. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say fourteen dollars a month. I'm gonna say fourteen

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Speaker 1: dollars a month. I mean, it wasn't like the worst

471
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Speaker 1: afternoon in my life, but you know whatever, I saw

472
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Speaker 1: him like twice. This is just another example of women

473
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Speaker 1: taking advantage of men. It happens all the time, doesn't

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Speaker 1: Alex Well Men take advantage women all the time too.

475
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Speaker 1: What's that saying like we always know what time it

476
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Speaker 1: is because there's one of the mic wave one on

477
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Speaker 1: the stove. I've actually never heard that before. But because

478
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Speaker 1: women's belong in the kitchen making me get a sandwich,

479
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: doing laundry, you know, it goes both ways. Yeah, well

480
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Speaker 1: men kind of suck, so I don't feel bad for

481
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Speaker 1: him at all. I guarantee you he's at home though,

482
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: and he's like, I never watched When did I watch that?

483
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Speaker 1: You know, because it shows you suggested things you should

484
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Speaker 1: watch and if someone else is using your account. That's

485
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Speaker 1: happened to me and Alex so many time. We're so confused.

486
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Speaker 1: I'm like asking my fifteen year old daughter, like, U

487
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Speaker 1: were you watching this? It wasn't really weird real sex diaries.

488
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Speaker 1: It's like, no, I didn't come on, No, I promise,

489
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Speaker 1: And then we find out that somebody in Rhode Island

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Speaker 1: probably watch. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

491
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: little secret? Yes, thank you so much for listenings. Yeah,

492
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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Didjebel show onto me? And

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Monday, May seventeenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and you may have

496
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Speaker 1: already ruined your day and don't even know it yet.

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Speaker 1: WHOA on that story in just a second, but let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm ax Fresh, and I have an

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Speaker 1: update on the sun check that I reported on recently,

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Speaker 1: and in case you missed it, stay tuned, and I'm

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Speaker 1: English Evan. And in Chicago they have purposely released dangerous

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Speaker 1: animals into the streets. Sounds like a bad situation. We'll

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Speaker 1: hear about those stories in just a second before our

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Speaker 1: lead story of the day and the I nd the

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Speaker 1: idiot news network RADI. It's interesting they report the news.

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Speaker 1: You might have already messed up your day because a

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Speaker 1: news study came out that says if you sleep fourteen

508
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Speaker 1: minutes past your alarm, that's how long it takes to

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Speaker 1: mess up your entire day. Well, that means every day

510
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Speaker 1: of my life is ruined. Yes, scientists say it's fourteen

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Speaker 1: minutes that messes up your day, So get out of

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Speaker 1: bed before the fourteen minute mark. All right, then I

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Speaker 1: thought that would be more interesting to people. Um, most

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Speaker 1: people hits news. So it takes fourteen minutes to ruin

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Speaker 1: your day, that's what they say, ruined. Also. Yeah, Also

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00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: they say that they found the day when people hate

517
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Speaker 1: waking up the most. It's Monday. This is a terrible story.

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Speaker 1: It's very obvious. Sorry about that. That should not have

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Speaker 1: been our lead story. More interesting, the idiots don't just

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00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: report the news. They are the news. Sometimes it's just

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Speaker 1: breaking news five local late breaking news. Here at the

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Speaker 1: I n ND, the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

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00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. I'm terrible

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Speaker 1: at finding news stories sometimes. All right, let's sit it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh for the next story of

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Speaker 1: the day. You wait until the last second, that's the

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Speaker 1: thing though, I've had that ready since three o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, somebody hits news. I slept in more

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Speaker 1: than fourteen minutes. My name is Jewel Fresh. All right,

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Speaker 1: this is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. And for our

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Speaker 1: next definitely more interesting, right, let's sit it on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Sprad's on location in Los Angeles, California. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: And I'm reporting on Chrissy Teagan because I reported on

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Speaker 1: her a couple of days ago where she where it

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00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: came out that she was like bullying this girl like

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Speaker 1: ten years ago. And the girl came out her name

538
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: is Courtney, and she just blasted all the screenshots of

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00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: what Chrissy was saying about her, like in her DMS too,

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Speaker 1: telling her to kill herself and all this and that, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing is Chrissy Tagan was bullying her, but

542
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: not just openly. She was sending her direct messages. That's weird. Yeah,

543
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: she was doing both. But yeah, she told her kill

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Speaker 1: herself and her DM, which is crazy. She was sixteen

545
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: at the time. It's horrible an adult. It's telling her

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00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: sixteen year old to kill herself, legit. And here's Chrissy

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Speaker 1: Teagan who says that Trump is a boy. She's offended

548
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Speaker 1: at Trump, right, it's true. So I'm really mad at

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Speaker 1: Chrissy and I think she should be canceled right too.

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00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: We're on the way though, because she has a target

551
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: on her back because she has a cookwear line of Target,

552
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: and they just continued it that came out yesterday. Here

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00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: we go, so it's the start. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: John can stand her. Her husband, Yes, you're such a

555
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: chill guy as well. He just was probably in the

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Speaker 1: studio all the time because she's Chrissy Teagan's also loud

557
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 1: and obnoxious, right, yeah, so he's probably in the studio

558
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: all the time, pretending to work in the soundproof room.

559
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: Like I just needed some piece and quiet yeah, she's like, John,

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Speaker 1: you haven't released an album new years if I'm just

561
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: working on it. Though I've been working on it. It's

562
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: going to be the best album ever. Well that's all

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Speaker 1: I have. And Chrissy get back to billabong to If

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Speaker 1: you didn't know, Chrissy Teagan got discovered working at a

565
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: surf shop. Now she's going to go back to retail shop.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. The news,

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to the English Assassin, the Redheaded Assassin whatever. English.

570
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: I am actually in Chicago right now, where they have

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Speaker 1: released a thousand feral cats onto the streets, hoping that

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Speaker 1: it's going to end their long running ranking as the

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Speaker 1: rat capitol of the US. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, I

574
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Speaker 1: thought that was going to be bad. But it's kind

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Speaker 1: of cool. You can just go out and seek cats. Wow,

576
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: chasing down rats? Okay, it is cool, but it like

577
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Speaker 1: cats don't speak English? And what if the cats don't

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Speaker 1: How do you know cats don't speaking because I know

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Speaker 1: that what are American cats? Hold on? J But what

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Speaker 1: if the cats don't want to eat the rats, if

581
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Speaker 1: why not use humans, like we have rat poisoning and stuff. Well,

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Speaker 1: but you don't like and in the streets though, it's different,

583
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Speaker 1: you know the streets. Yeah, well these are rats. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're like dumpsters and stuff and the alley and they're

585
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Speaker 1: like releasing cats to go eat them, beholding knives. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta you have to fight a little differently in

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Speaker 1: the street. You know, you can't just be laying out

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Speaker 1: poison everywhere. You need the cats to get in there,

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Speaker 1: into the alleys, like Alex said, like, are you going

590
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Speaker 1: to walk down a dark alley looking in trash cans

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Speaker 1: at night? So what you're saying for rats Ferrell cats

592
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: need to eat too, Yeah they do. So this is

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Speaker 1: more of like an undercover thing for the cats. Are

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Speaker 1: you saying, um? I do like the lesson that we

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Speaker 1: learned today. Though everybody's got to eat everybody, guy eat Faryl.

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Speaker 1: Cats they gotta eat too close. Yoe job, you about

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Speaker 1: to lose yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job

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Speaker 1: or nothing. And that was the i n N the

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Day Mornings. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from hospital. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Russell. Hey, this is Russell Help. Hey Roth morning.

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Speaker 1: Can I call you Ruth? I mean we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to know each other pretty well, so Russ. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for calling me.

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Speaker 1: Who Can I ask what you're calling me for? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You may um. I'm trying to set up an appointment

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Speaker 1: with you to come down here and get all your

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Speaker 1: I just got my physical not too long ago. Can

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Speaker 1: I ask you like what? I'm kind of confused. M Well,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't be confused. I'm sure it's been explained to you.

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Speaker 1: Huh No, explain No, No, I haven't talked to my

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Speaker 1: daughter a months Oh great, another one. There was people

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Speaker 1: the DMV. They were supposed to tell you this, but

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Speaker 1: you recently renewed your license, correct, correct? Okay, and on

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Speaker 1: your license you check to be a donor, correct, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I just recently got my license, so I just

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Speaker 1: thought that's the standards, so I just say yes, you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you're telling you that nobody at the DMB explained

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Speaker 1: to you the new guidelines. No, no, what's going on? Um? Well,

629
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Speaker 1: when you check the donor box on your license, it

630
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: you get set up with a hospital and we call

631
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: you when we need something. I got it. Yeah. The

632
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: new federal guideline is that if you're a donor, we

633
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: can harvest parts from you whenever we want. Sorry, no,

634
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: it's insensitive, but it is what it is. Yeah. What

635
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: do you mean you're not giving you my body parts? Well,

636
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: we have full legal right to just take them from

637
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: you if you won't give them. So, hey, I know

638
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: we have a patient into Actually, hold on a second,

639
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: let me check something for you. Okay, make sure I

640
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: got this right. Okay, hold on, yeah, man, and I

641
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: don't remember that's what I thought. We are going to

642
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: need you to get down here because we um there

643
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: was a car accident someone lost an index finger, and

644
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: I need to get that index finger from you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude,

645
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: you gotta be getting here. I wish I was. My

646
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: job is very creepy now because this whole new law thing.

647
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: But I need your index finger, and if you don't

648
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: come down here, I can send the police to bring

649
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: you to the hospital so that I can harvest that

650
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: index finger and throw it on the index fing finger.

651
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: Do yo? You sound like saw or something from the

652
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: tank Chainsaw Africa. You're not getting my skin my finger.

653
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: You're no. Here's what I'm saying. Okay, look, look, I'll

654
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: make you a deal, all right. Talk to me, talk

655
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: to me anything, man, I will do my index finger.

656
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: I have to call the police now and send them

657
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 1: to your place. I just have to. I'm not gonna

658
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: do it yet, but I have to because I need

659
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: your index finger. Okay. So yeah, Well what I'm gonna

660
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do is I make you deal. All right.

661
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna act like the phone disconnected and then you

662
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta promise me though. Do you have a passport? No? Okay?

663
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you if you could flee the

664
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: country real quick. Um, I mean, love my cousin, know

665
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: how to go to Canada. Get a hold of your

666
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: cousin and get to Canada as quick as possible. Otherwise

667
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: when they find you. Oh, I don't have to take everything.

668
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a call a hold it man, I'm

669
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: make a call a van Coolga real quick. Okay, Well,

670
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: don't do that right now, because this is a prank

671
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: phone call. What this is actually Jewil from the Jewil

672
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Really, your brother

673
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: Rico set you up. What you told me? You got

674
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: a new license and the first time you were a donor.

675
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: So I thought i'd scare you a little bit about that.

676
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot believe I'll just felt it.

677
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe it either. I didn't think it was

678
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: gonna work. Honestly. Oh my god. I think I'm more

679
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: gullible than I thought. I guess wake up every morning

680
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties

681
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand, It's time four of the

682
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: roses only on The Jebil Show. I'm for a brand

683
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: new War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and

684
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: James is on the phone with us. He emailed us

685
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: because he thinks his wife, they've been married for five years,

686
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: might be interested in some new meat that has moved

687
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. And by meat, I don't mean actual meat,

688
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: like there's not a butcher shop that opened up, and

689
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: she just wants, you know, thank nice steak or maybe

690
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: some game meat. She is interested in someone that just

691
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: moved in the neighborhood. At least that's what James thinks.

692
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: Or she might be cheating with him. I don't know anyway,

693
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: we'll figure it out anyway, James, thank you for your email. Man.

694
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I know it's a tough thing to do.

695
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: Tell us what's going on, No, no problem, Thank you

696
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: guys for taking it. We had a new family move

697
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: in next door and it's a single dad with two kids. Yeah, yeah,

698
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: you can already see where this is kind of going.

699
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: Been married five years, it's been very I've been happy,

700
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: so I've ever been in my life. But you know,

701
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: ever since they moved in, I've had my worries, you know,

702
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: because he's I'm not going to say that I'm the

703
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: best looking guy in the world. He's definitely better than me.

704
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: But you could save the dude if you think the

705
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: dude attractive. He definitely is more attractive than me. I'll

706
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: say that all. That's very big of you to admit.

707
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: What is she doing? Is she talking to him a lot? Well,

708
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: it was kind of a weird thing because when they

709
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: moved in, you know, would being nice and they really

710
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: offer to help with you know, anything, because single dad,

711
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: two kids, got to help. You don't gotta help. Yeah,

712
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: you don't have to. It's very nice of you, though.

713
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: You don't even have to talk to your neighbors. Alex

714
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: and I don't like talking to any mood. Yeah, it's

715
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: just the way that I am and my wife is

716
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: the same way to like try to be the nice

717
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: neighborly people in the neighborhood, get everybody together out like

718
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: gardening and lingerie. Yeah. No, she didn't do anything like that,

719
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: but she is always uh, Like, I've noticed that she

720
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: talked to him a lot, and she's always like kind

721
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: of like touchy feely with him, like that flirty kind

722
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: of Look, why is she touching him? That's weird. Yeah,

723
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: when they're talking in conversation, she like puts her hand

724
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: on his arm. Yeah, you know, like the rubbing, the

725
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: rubbing arm thing while talking, kind of laughing, she's rubbing

726
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: his arm. Okay, yeah, then that one that should set

727
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: up in a set off an alarm for you. Yeah.

728
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: And I always I always see them outside, like I

729
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: always catch them more and more. Now, what's his name,

730
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: by the way, His name is jack Oh, so she's okay,

731
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: So look at the one like, oh my god, Jackson,

732
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if he needs help with the grocery either.

733
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: Does she talk about him a lot? Yeah, so she

734
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: talks about him a lot, like saying, hey, we should

735
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: have him and the kid his kids over for dinner,

736
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: and like all this other stuff and like trying to

737
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: cover it with the kids. But I kind of get

738
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: the feelings more to it than that, m okay, okay.

739
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: So aside from obviously like talking to the neighbor a

740
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,240
Speaker 1: lot and caressing him in a weird way, which is strange,

741
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: is there anything else that she's doing. Yeah, so there

742
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: was a really big part or point that it kind

743
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: of doesn't seem big, but me it does, like because

744
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: we always offer to help them and stuff. I told him.

745
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: I was like, Hey, I'll be able to help you

746
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: out with this thing that you were wanting before. And

747
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: then he's like, oh, no, no problem, man, your wife

748
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: she already helped me with that, so you don't need

749
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: to help me anymore. So I was like, I was

750
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: very alarmed by that because she didn't say anything to

751
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: me about helping him or me tell you okay, yeah,

752
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: I mean that all seems kind of weird. Have you

753
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: thought of a way that we could call her and

754
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: see if she's cheating that isn't suspect. There is a way.

755
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: She's always tagging me in these Instagram contest things, and

756
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: I guess you could like try to say to call

757
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: her saying that you're one of them, saying we won something.

758
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: I'm sure I can do that. People do that all

759
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: the time to me as well. Okay, yeah, they just

760
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: tag me randomly, all right, Yeah I can do that. Yeah,

761
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: she does so many she'll never even know which ones

762
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: would Okay, all right, cool, Yeah we can do that.

763
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: M What is your wife's name, by the way, My

764
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: wife's name is Laura, all right, And the neighbor's name

765
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: is Jack and your name is James. In case you

766
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: didn't know that, right, Yes, my name is James. All right,

767
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,479
Speaker 1: thanks to the Yeah, no problem. All right, we're gonna

768
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and then call her and

769
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: see if we can find out if she is actually

770
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: cheating with your neighbor. All right, in the middle of war,

771
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: the rose is to catch a cheater and if you're

772
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: just joining us. James is on the phone and he

773
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: thinks that his wife Laura might be wanting to barbecue

774
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: with the neighbor. A bunch in the bedroom. Hot barbecue,

775
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: spicy meats in the bedroom. Don't do it, Laura. He

776
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: just had a guy moving next door to him that

777
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: has a couple of kids, single dad, and James thinks

778
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: that he's super hot, right, James, he said he's super

779
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: attractive and you would date him if you were single, Right,

780
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: that's what you said. I didn't say that, but I

781
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: do think you should try. And James has noticed that

782
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: his wife has been very flirty with the new neighbor,

783
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: being outside whenever that dude's outside. The other day, she

784
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: was outside and they were talking and she was like

785
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: touching his arm and stuff. That's kind of flirty, it is.

786
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: And she talks about the new neighbor all the time

787
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: says she should invite him over. He seems so great.

788
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 1: And the biggest thing, though, was the other day James

789
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: offered to help his neighbor out with something, and then

790
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: the neighbor replied, no, I don't need help. Your wife

791
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: already came over and helped me. That's probably the way

792
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: James hurt in his head. But his neighbor's name is Jack,

793
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: and he said that. He said that James's wife, Laura

794
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: had already helped him. So James is pretty sure that

795
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: something is going on with the neighbor. We're about to

796
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: call her and pretend to be from an Instagram giveaway

797
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: thing that she's always tagging people in and offer her

798
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: some free clothes that she'll never get and some flowers

799
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: into someone that they'll never get. And we'll see whose

800
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: name she gives us, if she gives us her husband's,

801
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: or if she gives us the neighbors or someone else's.

802
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: All right, James, are you ready to go? Yes? All right,

803
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Harror. I'm calling

804
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: from I was looking for Laura. Yeah, this is she.

805
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: Where are you calling from? Again? Um? My name's Harror

806
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: and I'm calling from you tag a lot of people

807
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: in our contests on Instagram. Oh that's awesome. I earned

808
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: so many of those things. I don't even I don't

809
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: even know. Yeah, well, you've tagged someone in something the

810
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: other day, and guess what, we're getting a hold of

811
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: you because you are a big winner. That's awesome. Thank

812
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,439
Speaker 1: you so much, no problem. So what did I win?

813
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: We're doing this new thing where we send out boxes

814
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: of clothes every month, and you won three months of

815
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: a clothing box. Okay, And it's a new thing that

816
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: we're doing. You can sign up at the end of

817
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: it if you want to, but the three months is free.

818
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: You just get a couple new outfits for the months.

819
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: Try them out, see if you like them. That is fantastic.

820
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: And also just to say thank you, we're giving you

821
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: some flowers that you can send to somebody, a dozen

822
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: red roses. You can send them to yourself you want, Okay, cool,

823
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 1: What do we have to do? We just need your

824
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: address and stuff and I'll get that in a second. Um,

825
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the flowers because that's we're involved. It's

826
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: got to get a name from you and anything you

827
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: want to put on a card. Or whatever, and then

828
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: we can also get the address for that send those out.

829
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: So do you want to send him to yourself or

830
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: do you want to send to someone else? I think

831
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: I might send him to someone else. It's just there's

832
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 1: there's this guy who's been having kind of a hard time,

833
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: and I just, you know, I feel for him and

834
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: he's special to me. His name is Jack. I would

835
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: just I'd love to send him to him. Okay, his

836
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: name is Jack and he's going through a hard time.

837
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: Did you want to put a message with the flowers

838
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: or anything? Um, let's see, how about say to someone

839
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: very special in my life? And I'm really enjoying getting

840
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: to know you from Laura. Is this a romantic interest?

841
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: Is he cute? Yeah, he's really cute. I like him

842
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: a lot. Wow. Well, good luck with that, especially since

843
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: you're married in Your husband's name is James. How do

844
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: you know Jane. Oh, because this is actually the Jewel Show,

845
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 1: my name is Jewil. Mine's Alex Fresh. My name is

846
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: English Evan, And we do a segment on our show

847
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: where we catch cheaters, and your husband, James is actually

848
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: on the phone because he thinks you might be interested

849
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: in someone named Jack. Your neighbor. M Hey, honey, how's Jack?

850
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you called a radio station. I mean,

851
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: seems like a good idea kind of worked out. But

852
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: I see, I knew it. I knew something was going

853
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: on between you two. I always see you all talking

854
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: with him, rubbing his freaking arm, always waiting for like,

855
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: making sure he was there, then bolting out to him,

856
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 1: always offering to help, helping him, when I wasn't even

857
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: aware of it. So you're banging him or what do

858
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: you No? I'm not banging him. I mean, can you

859
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: blame me for being a little bit attracted to him?

860
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: He as a six pack and you six beers a night.

861
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: What did you just say? So you just admitted that

862
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: you're attracted to him. Yeah, of course I'm attracted to him.

863
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: He's very handsome, and we've been in kind of a

864
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: rut her a little bit. I don't know if it's

865
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: on the radio station. I mean, why not talk about it? Yeah?

866
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: Why not talk about it before this? Why did it

867
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: have to get to this? You could have just talked

868
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: to me about the beer and stuff instead of jump

869
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: into the next guy with a previous could have added,

870
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: you could have asked me personally instead of calling a

871
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: freaking radio station. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go ask my wife.

872
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: It's out there flirting with the next door neighbor, rubbing

873
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: his arm all the time. Yeah, I think that actually

874
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: would be a healthy line of communication for her husband

875
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: and wife. If you think that she's not being faithful

876
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: to be like, babe, question for you. Do you want

877
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: to get to know the neighbor in the biblical sense? Yeah?

878
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: But let's look at it this way. She could have

879
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: just lied to me about it, and then I would

880
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: have been done the wiser this whole time. I caught

881
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: her in the act right here. That's true. Well, if

882
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be so defensive all the time, maybe we

883
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: could have had an honest versation about it. What defensive? Yeah? Defensive?

884
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: And Jack is always pleasant to talk to. He's so

885
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: nice and calm. He's great with the kid. He's never

886
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: I've never heard him yell once. Look, how well do

887
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: you know the neighbor that you're attracted to? You've never

888
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: heard him yell once? I mean do you know him

889
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: that well? Well, I mean we're pretty good friends. He

890
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,439
Speaker 1: lives across the street. The street's pretty small. I feel

891
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: like if you can hear someone yelling. You can hear

892
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: it through the house, you know, seems like he might

893
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: just be a little bit more than good friends. At

894
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: this point, I'm okay, Well, I can honestly tell you

895
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: I have not cheated on you with him, But I

896
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: can't say that the thought has not crossed my mind

897
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: because we've been in a rut. And you deny that

898
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 1: that's comfortable. You're married, Yeah, you can't be thinking about

899
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: all the guys like that. You could think about it,

900
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: but just don't do it, act on it, or flirt

901
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: with them or whatever. That's very you know, disrespectful to

902
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,959
Speaker 1: your relationship to actually act on it in any way.

903
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: It's not like I've had sex with him. So I

904
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: might have touched his by step one time in the yard,

905
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: whoop do you do? It wasn't one, and you weren't

906
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: going to cheat on your husband. If we weren't able

907
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 1: to eventually have a conversation about it and things kept

908
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: going away they were, I might have slept with him

909
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: one day. You definitely, if we're all out in the

910
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: open now and we're talking about it, and then maybe

911
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: we can fix things and move forward as a couple.

912
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm just having a lot of trouble trusting her at

913
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: this point, I even a conversation I don't know. I'm

914
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: not down for. Are you really breaking up with me

915
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: over a radio station like you don't want to talk

916
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: about it? Sounds like you guys got a lot talked about.

917
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: We'll let you finish this conversation on your own time. Okay,

918
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: we'll do so you guys figure it out. And if

919
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: you guys end up agreeing that you're better off not together,

920
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: then have at it. But right now, hands off. The

921
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: neighbor sounds great to me. The Jewel Shows were of

922
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: the roses. The Jewel Show on demand absolutely weirdest neighbors

923
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: I have ever lived next to you in my life. Okay,

924
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: well hold on before you start telling us we were

925
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: talking to you off there. It's the Jewels Show. I

926
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: have to let people know that. But we're on the

927
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: air now. I just figured I just come right on

928
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: with your phone call. Sorry, because you're starting to tell

929
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: us about your weird neighbor, because you never know who

930
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: lives next to you. I mean, even if you know him,

931
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: you still really don't know him. And that's true. And

932
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: Jeff is on the phone right now because he called

933
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: up to tell us about his crazy neighbors, and apparently

934
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: he think he has the craziest one. What are your

935
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: neighbors do? That's so weird? Okay, So, like, the guy's

936
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: really nice. The thing is is he's really really nice.

937
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit us but that's what they say

938
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: about serial killers on the news there, I don't know,

939
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: kind of cupt to themselves. So it's really nice, really quiet.

940
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: Never expected it was smiled and live. But this guy

941
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: I would live right next to it was very quiet.

942
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: But at all hours of the night there will be

943
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: people showing up constantly to his house in animal costumes

944
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: and what an animal costume? Big animal costumes kind of

945
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: like a like a mascot costumes that but all animals, right, Okay,

946
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: I don't care what they do, that's their own business man.

947
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: But it still is kind of odd when you have

948
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: people coming and leaving at all times of the night

949
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 1: in animal costumes. Yeah, that is super cy the party. Yes,

950
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 1: they're definitely having a good time whatever they're doing. I mean,

951
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: it's a free country. I don't judge, because the last

952
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: time that I saw it really kind of getting out

953
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: of hand was I'm going to say it was like

954
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: two two thirty in the morning. Guy parks his car

955
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: in front of the garage and I saw a fox

956
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: and a rabbit making out on top of his car. Due,

957
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like a weird neighbor. That sounds like

958
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: a neighbor of this outs i'd like to be have

959
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: any animal costumes. I bet when it's Halloween time, you

960
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: really have to be careful what kind of costume you

961
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: choose to go out of the house. And it's definitely

962
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: no animal costumes. Remember, I'd rather live next to that

963
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: guy than our neighbors or in our neighborhood. Alex and

964
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: I are mayor by the wa if he didn't know that,

965
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: and I would rather have a fun loving guy that

966
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: likes to bring his friends over and have whatever kind

967
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: of parties they have in animal costumes than living by

968
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: the freeway where we live, where stuff gets stolen off

969
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: our porch all the time, and there's constantly methodics living

970
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: outside of our house and at our house. Yeah, all

971
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: the kinds of stuff. But I think most people that

972
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: live around us think that I'm doing crime. You look

973
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: like you all doing crime. Our neighbor that lives across

974
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: the way definitely thought that the first time he met us. Yeah,

975
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: we were doing a walk through in our new house

976
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 1: and there was a ring at the doorbell and the

977
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: person who was walking us through opened it and he

978
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: was like, oh, are you the new owners? And he

979
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, I'm just a builder and they're upstairs.

980
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 1: And then I looked. We looked over the balcony edge

981
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: over the stairs, and there was our new neighbor coming

982
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: to meet us. And he looked up and saw Jewel

983
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: covered in tats and throat tattoos and looking all ragged

984
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: because he gets up really early. And then um, he

985
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: really didn't say much besides oh, and I started walking away.

986
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: He started backing up, He started backing up, legit, and

987
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, wait, hold on, Like, what's

988
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: your house is gonna be done being built? Hello? What's

989
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: your name? Hello? Well, definitely was worried about his neighbors

990
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: there call us up eighty eight three four three one

991
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: six one text in four one six one Your neighborhood

992
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: horror story? Abre? Who what's up? You have a neighborhood

993
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: horror story? Hi? Yeah I do. Um, So my neighborhood

994
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 1: is a little weird. It only has three houses. It's

995
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: like kind of like a cool distect but also not

996
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: really Okay, Yeah, so I my house is in the

997
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: middle and we own like an RV and then the

998
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: house and next to us, we're pretty sure are either

999
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 1: drug dealers or drug addict because the police are always coming.

1000
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: Do we live next to you? The police are always

1001
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: coming there? Yeah, And one time it was probably like

1002
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: easily like past moon nights, like one two in the morning,

1003
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: and uh, like the police sirens are there. It wakes

1004
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: us all up and we like look outside. One of

1005
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: our favorite pastimes is actually just like watching we called

1006
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 1: the crackheads just like be dumb in or like they're

1007
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: fighting or you know, doing stupid stuff. But they, like

1008
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: one of them came and hidden our RV and so

1009
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: the police like had to comment or come to our

1010
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: door and was like, hey, we need to check your

1011
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: RV and like and they were like hiding in RRV unlocked. Yeah,

1012
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: because we're really bad at that, but yeah, the door

1013
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: and they were like hiding in our back like kind

1014
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: of where the bathroom of our RV is. And I

1015
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: mean that's more on you though, if you're living next

1016
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: to crackheads and leaving your RV unlocks very true. Yeah,

1017
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: got this text in at four one o six one

1018
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: that says constantly, here my neighbors being intimate, and they

1019
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: allowed me music and loud music like I'm together. That's

1020
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: a Kilo combo. I had some neighbors I used to

1021
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: hear all the time. It was hilarious. Oh the stuff

1022
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: doesn't gross me out, It just makes me laugh. I

1023
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: just I'm like, don't stop. We got this text in

1024
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: at four one o six one. Our neighbor's dog keeps

1025
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: pooping on our lawn and isn't picking it up. Oh

1026
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's messed up. That starts wars. Everyone's right there,

1027
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: that's the same time. Yeah. Yeah, the Jebils show on demand,

1028
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secrets. Time for your dirty little secret?

1029
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

1030
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us whatever you want. Literally,

1031
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want because nobody will know

1032
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: it's you. We don't even ask what your name is,

1033
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: so you remain anonymous. That's why everybody gets a fake

1034
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are

1035
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: apparently dating again, Benefer is on the phone. Oh my god,

1036
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 1: remember how people call them so annoying. Back, not looking

1037
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: forward to hearing that name again. But it's here right

1038
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: now because it's on the phone for a dirty little secret.

1039
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: What's up, a fur? What's up? Guys? How you do it?

1040
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm all right now, just thinking about having to hear

1041
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: that again. Yeah. Anyway, um, other than that, you have

1042
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Yeah, this one was kind of weird.

1043
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: I guess wait, wait, wait before you tell you, is

1044
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: it that you regret playing Batman? No, it's not. I

1045
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: regret Jeelie if any of it. Oh, I don't know. Yeah.

1046
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Speaker 1: Jeelie was a movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

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00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 1: and regarded as one of the worst movies ever made.

1048
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, and I actually didn't think it was that bad.

1049
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: Was like one of my favorites. Yeah. Yeah, that's where

1050
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: that's the genesis of benefit right there. Yeah, that's that

1051
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: was when they were dating every when there was Yeah,

1052
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: back in the down man, Sorry to bring you guys down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, what's your doing? A little secret? Okay? I

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00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: hate dark Mode? What on your phone? Yeah? Cool? Dark Mode?

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Speaker 1: I can't I can't stand it. I don't know why

1056
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: people use it. I think it's a fast. So that's

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00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Yeah, you know, it's like it's

1058
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: something that it seems like everybody loves dark mode, Like

1059
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 1: everyone I know loves dark mode on the top. I don't,

1060
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: and you don't love it? No, I hate it. Actually

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00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: it's cool. Do you love it or hate it? I

1062
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: like dark mode for the first four weeks when I

1063
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: switch it to dark mode, and then I'm like, uh,

1064
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: tire a dark mode. And then I switch it back

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00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 1: to light mode, day mode, whatever it is, and then

1066
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: I go, this is better, way better. And then a

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00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: couple of weeks go by and I go, h and

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00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: even back on dark mode. So I go back and forth.

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Speaker 1: I'm so surprised, Alex, you don't like it. I just

1070
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Speaker 1: keep my screen down the brightness. I don't like dark

1071
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: mode though, I really don't really. Everything about it is

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00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: really annoying. Actually I like it being dark though, because

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Speaker 1: I think it fits my personality more. I'm dark as

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Speaker 1: well like you evn't. But I don't like. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I just don't like my phone dark. It's annoying. I'm

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Speaker 1: disappointed in you, Alex. I'm disappointed in you as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think people just do it because they think it's cool,

1078
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Speaker 1: like they want to show off like they're using dark mode.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it's a it's totally not useful

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Speaker 1: at all. You can't see anything. Yeah, I guess you

1081
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: know you just called me out for that. That would

1082
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: be what I do. Like Twitter, I'm a used Twitter

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00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: in a long time. Actually, I should tweet anyway. They

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00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: switched to like a dark mode on Twitter and I

1085
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: got all excited about it, and I was like sweet,

1086
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: and I switched it over to that, and then I

1087
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: hated it shortly after. But anytime any browser or any

1088
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: phone or whatever comes out with a different kind of

1089
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: mode for the screen, I'm all in. I'm gonna I

1090
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 1: just want to be part of the crowd. There's no

1091
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: way you get excited. You don't get excited about anything.

1092
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: No ever, I got excited on the inside. You just

1093
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: couldn't see it. So that's your dirty little secret, then,

1094
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,919
Speaker 1: is just that you don't like dark mode on your phone? Yeah?

1095
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I know, it's not like a crazy

1096
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: secret anything, but I wanted to get on the radio

1097
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: and just tell everybody stop using dark modes. So this

1098
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,240
Speaker 1: is your campaign basically, So if you were running for president,

1099
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: this would be your campaign that you would stand on.

1100
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: It would be my issue. I stand behind this issue.

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00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: Stop using dark mode. All right? Then how about this.

1102
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find some patriotic music and then you can

1103
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: give us a little speech real quick about getting rid

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00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: of dark mode. All right, you're ready, Yes, here we go,

1105
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Speaker 1: my fellow Americans. We've all been through a great scourge

1106
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: in this country, and I think we all understand it

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00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: as what is called dark mode. Now. I've been seeing

1108
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: it all over You've been seeing it too, and everybody

1109
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: knows that it's a it's a scam. Okay, you know what.

1110
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: I know what. Everybody knows it. Okay, we need to

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00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: stop using dark mode. China is stealing our data and

1112
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: they're using dark mode to do it. Oh wow, a

1113
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: little fake news action in there. Yeah everything, dude? If

1114
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: the yeah, no, that's my thick news. You're thick news. Well,

1115
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: thank you, very very little secret and down with dark

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Speaker 1: mon darkne thank you? What's your dirty little secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand? I remember you can follow us

1118
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: on the social media's at the Jewels Show. You can

1119
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: follow us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh. I met that

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Speaker 1: dreas I met Evan on the radio, and we never

1121
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: like to break the news to you, so we'll just

1122
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: let the American Royal Family do it for us. And

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Speaker 1: I just want you guys know like how much we

1124
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: really appreciate you. Guys, each and every one of you

1125
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: are spending time away from your families to be with

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Speaker 1: our crazy family. We do. We'll see you later The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show