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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is a show where we only talk about what

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Speaker 1: is very important to us. Today we talked about, you know,

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Speaker 1: he was sticking his dick into a twinkie and was

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Speaker 1: like rosebud and then the floater Brananas are always garbage.

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Speaker 1: I want to fuck a giraft dude. Let me get stilts.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Wakey, wakey, eggs and baky? What up party? People?

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Speaker 1: Is that how your parts would wake you up, like

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Speaker 1: on a weekend, like maybe you're having a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a slumber party. Would they say? Wicky, wicky, eggs

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Speaker 1: and bakey. That's how my family would wake me up.

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Speaker 1: My dad would always come in and say that he

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Speaker 1: wouldn't eggs and bakey. My mom would sing a little song.

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Speaker 1: She said, good morning, good morning, good morning, it's time

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Speaker 1: to rise and shine. Yep, I got that good morning,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Get out your hand head. That's right, you're

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Speaker 1: just copying your do you know how? No, we're going

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Speaker 1: at the exact same time. What is it from? That's

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Speaker 1: a question. What is that? I don't know. It's probably

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Speaker 1: it's probably rooted in Christianity. If I had to get

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Speaker 1: Is that for real? You guys woke up like that?

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, sometimes if my mom was in a

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Speaker 1: good mood. Wow, uh mine was get up, get up

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Speaker 1: your sleepyhead, get up, get up, get out of bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we had that one too. How much of a song?

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Speaker 1: Kind of just a few words turning together in a

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Speaker 1: sing song fashion. But I know I had a good time.

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Speaker 1: There's what was yours? Man, I gotta hear. My mom

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Speaker 1: would come in my room. She would just go to

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Speaker 1: my stereo, turn on the classical station, crank it and

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Speaker 1: leave the room. That's tight, that's a great snooze. And

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Speaker 1: I would go ballistic ballister, yeah, because I'm like chilling

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden it's like coo coo coo cooking.

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Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no no no, and I'm

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Speaker 1: like hung over or whatever. You know, I'm thirteen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta kick the most recent girl out of bed.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to grow. I'm trying to sleep and grow. Man,

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Speaker 1: she stunned to my growth with this ship. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you're big as hell, though, Man, thank god, thank god

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Speaker 1: she started your girl. Dude, you're a freak boy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could have been six seven. It sounds kind of nice,

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Speaker 1: like classical in the morning. That sounds kind of dope. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it was brutal cranked, not like pleasant, like super loud

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Speaker 1: to be like, get the funk up out of your

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Speaker 1: bed and turn it off. Who are you talking about here? Though?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like Beethoven, was it Mozar was? I could

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Speaker 1: go on and on, but after you got out of bed.

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Speaker 1: Was their eggs in bakey waiting? Yeah? No, I never

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Speaker 1: had eggs and bakey waiting for me. I'm not saying never,

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Speaker 1: but like usually it was like, hey, there's instant otmeal

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Speaker 1: and your brothers are already out of the house. We

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Speaker 1: need you to leave. Just go, just go some it's

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Speaker 1: time to go. You gotta go, dude. I used to

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Speaker 1: mash on instant oatmeal a lot as well. I know

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Speaker 1: we had the circle discussion. But remember those little like

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Speaker 1: four packs where it would be like one flavor. It

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Speaker 1: was like raisin apple, the apple cinnamon, get at me

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Speaker 1: cinnamon and spice, and then the brown sugar one was

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Speaker 1: flame thrower brown sugar. What you do is you mix

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Speaker 1: the brown sugar with that apple cinnamon. Oh fuck, call

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Speaker 1: it a life. Actually it never done that, but tell me.

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Speaker 1: Y'all got the box with the cream flavors, bro with

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Speaker 1: the banana and the peach. So bananas garbage. Bananas are

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Speaker 1: always garbage, but peach blueberry and okay, that's right, don't

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Speaker 1: talk about it. Oh, don't even mention bananas. Peach off

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Speaker 1: the chain, blueberry off the chain? Blueberry was I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: Honestly though, I didn't do the fucking oatmeal because I

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Speaker 1: didn't like the consistency of it. Either I was like

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Speaker 1: all ego all the time or serious dude egos? How

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Speaker 1: many three or four four player? We have? The four forebanger?

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Speaker 1: The toaster that was the forebanger. It would go so

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Speaker 1: fast homestyle, buttermilk reg o g homestyle? Oh what about eggo?

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Speaker 1: Minis bro, Do not get me started on those not

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Speaker 1: worth it? Rather have an eggo? What do you fucking

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Speaker 1: a bird? So? What ego specific song did your parents

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Speaker 1: wake you up to? Yeah? What was the eggs? Eggs? Eggs?

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Speaker 1: What was it? Was? Egos? In the paper route? Did

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Speaker 1: you guys have paper routes? I certainly did. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: had a paper route? You did? Yeah? Uh? I got

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Speaker 1: so I knew everyone on my route, and I told

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Speaker 1: forget the exact number, but they had to pay me cash.

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Speaker 1: And so like the people buying the newspaper, the people

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Speaker 1: buying the newspaper, because I was the one that would

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Speaker 1: re up for the next year's where the papers are,

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Speaker 1: however long, And I'd go, hey, if you pay me cash,

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Speaker 1: uh it's half off or whatever, and they're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: Then they'd pay me cash, and then I would just

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Speaker 1: go to the grocery store, put a quarter in and

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Speaker 1: then take all of the newspapers for the day and

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Speaker 1: then go and just give them their paper. Genius. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was pretty awesome. How old are you at this point? Thirteen? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you were posing as a paper boy basically like

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Speaker 1: you had nothing to do with that. I saw had

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Speaker 1: some people. I only did it to the people that

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Speaker 1: I felt comfortable enough proposing this and saying to lie

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Speaker 1: to to lie to anyone that. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: could truly trigg. It was a lot of grandma's grandpa, Yes,

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Speaker 1: anyone old feeble minded. Yeah. I guess my question is

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Speaker 1: did you have did you have any affiliation with the

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Speaker 1: actual paper? Were you just running like in your own lane? No,

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Speaker 1: I I was. I started with the paper and then

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Speaker 1: I segued into uh a kind of a gray area,

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Speaker 1: or technically I am. I am giving them papers. They

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Speaker 1: are getting the same newspaper. Man. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you know about newspaper, but it's a black and white industry. Man,

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Speaker 1: we don't play in the gray area. You killed the industry. Brother, Hey, sorry, Blake, Oops,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were like was he affiliated? Like did

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Speaker 1: you write for the newspaper? Did you was the Daily Divine?

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Speaker 1: You would just I just want to get my wrap

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Speaker 1: my heads around this, but you you would give heads.

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Speaker 1: I got a few of them, okay, getting porno graphic.

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Speaker 1: They would order the paper and then you would just

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Speaker 1: let their subscription phase out, and then from writing up

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Speaker 1: your own draft slips. Well, I was the they like

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Speaker 1: I was in charge, yes, of giving the slip around,

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Speaker 1: saying hey for the next the you can sign up

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Speaker 1: for another year's worth of paper for however much money? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you made the price. Yeah. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: but for half off, if you give me cash, you'll

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Speaker 1: get your paper every day and night. Yeah. Okay, Adam,

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Speaker 1: You're fucking cool. Dude. Bro, that is your hottest scheme

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Speaker 1: to date. You're a business man. I'm a business many.

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Speaker 1: So what is this You're on like a bicycle? You

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Speaker 1: guys are all like riding bikes and throwing the newspaper

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Speaker 1: out at five in the morning. Roller blades, yes, nineties

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Speaker 1: is fuck rollerblading my asso. So then you have like

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Speaker 1: you break this down? Because it where I grew up,

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Speaker 1: men driving cars through the newspaper out at the houses

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Speaker 1: that started out. It was a lot of bicycling for

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Speaker 1: me with front and back and then I would have

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Speaker 1: to go back halfway through and reload. How many people?

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Speaker 1: How many houses? I want to say, like eighty something

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Speaker 1: like that. Wow. I think I had about between sixty

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Speaker 1: like when we got the whole neighborhood. But I would

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Speaker 1: while I was blading and then throw them with like

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Speaker 1: rubber bands. Blader boy, I actually really did mine as

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Speaker 1: a team with my mom. We rolled around in the

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Speaker 1: in the Masda minivan and I would pop out the

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Speaker 1: side door on my rollerblades, and because we were doing

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Speaker 1: like seven routes at once, we were running the block. Yeah. Right,

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Speaker 1: you had a lot of papers. I think you were

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Speaker 1: like three hundred or four papers or something like that. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was crazy. My mom was stack in cash and

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Speaker 1: it actually I remember it truly sucking, like by the

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Speaker 1: time you got because I did it un till I

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Speaker 1: was like four, until I think I was like fifteen.

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Speaker 1: That's too old, right, Yeah, it was a little old,

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Speaker 1: and you were like the weirdo old guy in the

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Speaker 1: nine year olds for what's your deal man, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to have like a weekend now, like your

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Speaker 1: weekend shot. Yeah, that was really tough. So this was

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Speaker 1: during the weekend, not the week. Every day. It was

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Speaker 1: seven days a week because everybody gets their papers every day,

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Speaker 1: so like you'd have to deliver it by six thirty

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Speaker 1: Monday through Friday, and then by like seven thirty on

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Speaker 1: Saturdays and eight on Sundays. That was like when you

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Speaker 1: Gave me like a true, like triggering feeling of the

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Speaker 1: sound of an alarm clock like that. If I would

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Speaker 1: hear that on shows, I would start to shake and convulse.

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Speaker 1: It's a big job, man, every fucking day you had

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Speaker 1: to deliver the paper. But now that I think about it,

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Speaker 1: when we were doing it on rollerblades, this was like

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Speaker 1: exactly at the time when we were maybe this is

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Speaker 1: a California thing. Were you guys ever in the roller

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Speaker 1: hockey that ship was? Yeah, I played a bunch of that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The movie Brink was very popular. Rank which one was Brink?

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Speaker 1: The rollerblading movie. I just remember Airborne. Yeah, Airborne is

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Speaker 1: the movie that I remember too. But I think I've

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Speaker 1: out of pocket. I don't know. If I kind of

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Speaker 1: might have made a movie up there. I think I

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Speaker 1: think that's real. You guys remember Roller Hawk, right? It

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Speaker 1: was Chris and Slater and who else was in it?

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Speaker 1: Matt Dillon. Dude, if there was a movie where there

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Speaker 1: was a hawk playing roller hockey and it was called

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Speaker 1: roller hawk that that would be so tight. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: it takes a champ to stay in line. Brink inline

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Speaker 1: skates skates ever play on words? Love it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that is a good play on words. What

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Speaker 1: does that even mean? It takes a champ to stay

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Speaker 1: in line? I think it thinks it's a play on words.

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Speaker 1: But what's the play on words? Yeah? Who wrote the movie? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, fuck Brink Airborne for life. I would

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Speaker 1: never not rep for Airborne, but Brink you can suck it.

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Speaker 1: Airborne was one of the best movies. Like, is Gleaming

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Speaker 1: the Cube rollerblading? Or is Gleaming the Cube BMX, that's

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Speaker 1: a skateboarding one. Gleaming the Cube is Christian Slater skateboarding.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that rivals baseball movies are extreme sports movies.

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Speaker 1: They're so good, they're so good. No, what warm movies?

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Speaker 1: The only thing, the only thing that rivals them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you've brought a baseball movies like they're at the top

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Speaker 1: of the heap right now, Like that's that's super weird. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like ice cream. Or are

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Speaker 1: you saying specifically movies or yeah, specifically movies. Man, baseball

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Speaker 1: is well, let's zero in here for a second. So

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Speaker 1: let's zero one on baseball movies period. What are what

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Speaker 1: are the top off the hook baseball movies? Field of

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Speaker 1: for the movie we want to make, nobody reads, well,

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Speaker 1: it's gotta be porno right now, it's porno movies. Yeah,

418
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 1: porno movies come on outside of outside of porno, outside

419
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: of baseball or within porno favorite genre within porno porno?

420
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: Are we're saying baseball porno movies? Gonzo? I guess I

421
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: like Gonzo. I like V baseball porno movies. I like

422
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 1: p m V professional music videos where it's set to

423
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: like actual music too much. Those are so game changing,

424
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: and I love those four K I love the four

425
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: K pornos. To be honest with Oculus, I see Kyle's

426
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 1: Oculus in the back. I know you'ven watching some three

427
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: D poy haven't yet, but you got to have three deep. Yeah,

428
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,719
Speaker 1: how many viruses are already on? That occurs after a leak? Um,

429
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: it's clean as of right now, but growing something. Oh boy,

430
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: time ticks on, time continues ticking, so we'll see, Oh

431
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: my god, oh man, you're gonna have your dick in

432
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: an iPad and note that. Hey, remember when we thought

433
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: we I think it was season when we're Goholics. We

434
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: thought we were gonna create something or we did create

435
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: something for the show where it was like a flesh

436
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: light that goes into your iPad and then you watch

437
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: movies that kind of like the picture of the iPad

438
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: shows what you should be sucking right, watch the po

439
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: b port. But then we went online, we went on

440
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: it existed already for sure. That was when we shared

441
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: office and we drew it on the board and we

442
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: were right fucking millionaires. Perfects are the most ingenious people.

443
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: If whatever you can think of, there's a perfect out

444
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: there who's already done it, right. Did you guys know

445
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: stilts were invented by a pervert who was trying to

446
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: see over something. Actually, over the fence was invented by

447
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: peeping top the automobile. The automobile was invented by a

448
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: dude who was so horny he like rose writing letters

449
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: with somebody and had to get to that town. He

450
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: had to get there quicker. No, dude was like, I

451
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: want to suck a giraffe. Dude, let me get stilt,

452
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: get up in this giraffe. Yes, I'm sorry, that is

453
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: the story. Not just a regular pervert. It was a

454
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: bality okay, best guy, all right, all right boy you Nancy,

455
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: like we said, every genius was like, what's going on

456
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: with the board today? Do you not have it today? Yeah?

457
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that. What's what you got?

458
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: Drop wise? What do you got? Were like twenty minutes in,

459
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: you haven't. I haven't heard a single tick. What do

460
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: you mean I've been dropping? Do you guys not hear him? No,

461
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: you haven't dropped anything. We haven't heard one. We've had nothing. Dude,

462
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I've been dropping him? Is it not going through?

463
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: Saying you gotta connect it. Let's see the chat. You

464
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: got to connect it, says the producers. That is so sad.

465
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: I've had some gold. No you haven't. You haven't, So

466
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: that's why you've been cracking up over there like you've

467
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: been laughing extra hard, so you're the only one that

468
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: can hear it. Oh so you guys didn't hear me

469
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: play who let the Dogs out? For Der's his alarm clocks?

470
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, no, I don't know what you're

471
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: talking about. Alarm clocks? Really? Oh my god. It might

472
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: be the first time we go back and post and

473
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: add fun sounds. Oh my god, that makes me so sad.

474
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: I've been absolutely fucking killing. Do you think we were

475
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: blowing you off? Because normally we laugh at the drops,

476
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: So you thought we just weren't into it at all

477
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: the day? Oh? I thought you guys were like I

478
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: was whipping over here? You were, Yeah, you did, it's

479
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: in an extreme way. Yeah, you whiffed the whole damn thing.

480
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: You didn't even bring it to the party. I'm sorry,

481
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: fun well connected? Now what are you doing? I did well?

482
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: Then hit us with something. Goddamn it I have been

483
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: or is it not working? What the fund is happening?

484
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: We hate to do this to you live and on air.

485
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: We're sorry people. Oh my gosh, I am embarrassed. What

486
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: is that? What is that on your face? Blake? Oh?

487
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: I know exactly what happened? What is that on your face? Yolk?

488
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: Is that? What is that? Is that egg on your face? Blake?

489
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: That looks like you got some yolk on your face?

490
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: Looks like some yolk. So sad. You know what, though,

491
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: this kind of thing only makes us stronger or makes

492
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: us look bad. Nice fever. We got the goody we

493
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: got Mr Neils. That makes me so sad. I was

494
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: killing it on the board. I swear to god, that's

495
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: my kind of Nielsen rating right there. I'm wondering, but

496
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: like also didn't care. Yeah, I'm sorry, it doesn't really

497
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: I don't really like it. Yeah, God over it? Yeah,

498
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: turn it off, turn it off. And when you were

499
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: talking about waking up to music, I played disturbed. I

500
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 1: played Who Let the Dogs Out? It was really cracking

501
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: over here. What should we really? Should we redo it? Oh? Yeah,

502
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: like my mom would come in and just turn on

503
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: my stereo and turn it way up. No, it was

504
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: actually kind of different. It was super loud classical music,

505
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: like sucking Beethoven and dogs. Oh you're right, you were

506
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: killing it, oh man, because I liked all that stuff.

507
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Thanks man. I wish I woke

508
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: up like that. I'm gonna have to re edit my soundboarding. Damn.

509
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: That's that's okay, it's alright, it's alright, it happened. Sorry

510
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: again again, apologies to the listeners out there. We had

511
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: to do that live and and in and on the spot,

512
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: and we apologize for that. But you can see what

513
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: you did miss and it was awesome perfect. So my

514
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: my bad, guys. Damn, I'm really sorry. Yeah, it's okay,

515
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: that's alright. I'm glad you finally got there. I got

516
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: a question for you guys, because I'm out here it's

517
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: sucking cold as ship. And where are you again? For

518
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: our listeners at home, I'm in Canada, Toronto, the Atlantic Northeast.

519
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: A lot of people call it um the six. Oh yeah,

520
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: the six. Why they call it the six with your woes? Yeah,

521
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: they say it's the six. Have you been running through

522
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: the six without your woes? Without? So you do have

523
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: no woes? I have. I don't know what you're talking about. Really,

524
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: we are your woes and you've been running through the

525
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: six without him without I've been running through the six

526
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: without my woes. Damn. Uh. You don't get this reference

527
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: at all, Kyle, No, not at all. Sorry, Have you

528
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: heard of Drake? Have you listened to popular music in

529
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: the last eight years? That's a rough one. Probably not,

530
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: Probably not? Okay, yeah, and fair enough apologies. There's this guy.

531
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: His name is Drake, and he's kind of yes, of course,

532
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: one of the biggest musical artists right now. Yes, and

533
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: he's from Toronto and he is always Why did they

534
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: call it the six? I don't really know. Why. Is

535
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: it an area code or dude. I'll look into it.

536
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: I'll ask. I'll ask the people on set and I'll

537
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: report back. Unless you ask ask Drake he's up there. Yeah,

538
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: I'll talk to Drake. You know how you can find him.

539
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: Just look for the city. There'll be somebody running with

540
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: a lot of woes through the six running woes. Just

541
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: follow the pack of woes. Okay, woes. I'm looking for

542
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: woes and woes. Let's break it down here. Woes means

543
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: like homies or like chicks. You guys, Okay, if you

544
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: don't know, I know. But if you don't know, I

545
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: can't help you. What is it? What are you guys

546
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: even talking? I wish you could help me because I don't.

547
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: I know I can, but I'm going to Okay, because

548
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: I know what woes are. Okay, Well, then if you're

549
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: not by you not helping us, does that make you

550
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: a woe or a non woe? There's there's no way

551
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: to tell. What about a whoad? I'm not wowing into

552
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: that trip. Oh damn, what do you mean you're not whoa?

553
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: And So anyways, guys, it's coldest funk up here? How's

554
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: the weather on the fucking West coast? How is Let's

555
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: talk weather, baby, I want to hear about its fucking gorge. Man.

556
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: So it's perfect? Is it perfect? It truly is perfect?

557
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: Perfect greight? Are you outside in a T shirt? Yeah?

558
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: It's been a solid seventies you're outside in T shirts?

559
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: Fuck me? Man? So touch in the pool this morning?

560
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: Straight up? I took a nap in the grass today.

561
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: It is beautiful. I want it bad, the weather, the cold,

562
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: it just it freezes. Yeah, you know, I don't know

563
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: how you guys grew up in this. It's like holy show.

564
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: Uh never going back. Neither of us grew up in

565
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: uh Canada. They're not from Toronto, so it's a little different.

566
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, but it was snowing in Nebraska. It's snowed

567
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: in the in Nebraska snowed in Chicago, right, Chicago was

568
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: a called correct. Yeah, you're fucking dealing with it. That

569
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: ship is too much. And what's the temperature there? Because

570
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: it gets cold as fucking Chicago. It's got the lake effect.

571
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: It was. I was outside at night and like minus eight,

572
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: but that's like minus eight celsius, So that's like eighteen

573
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: or something. It's not minus minus eighteen minus eight what

574
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: is that? But then celsius would be like, that's like

575
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: negative thirty. No, it's like negative negative eighteen some or

576
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: it's like, sorry, it's just eighteen degrees fahrenheit negative eight.

577
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: I think that you did some bad mass zero celsius

578
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: is thirty two, you would be seventeen point six. Yes,

579
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: that is correct, which actually, uh pretty warm day. That's hot. Yeah,

580
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: as far as like the butthole of winter goes, that's

581
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: that's cold. I'm with you. Yeah, it's tough. That is cold.

582
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: I do miss like uh runs us, which are restaurants

583
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: specifically in Nebraska, shout out runs. They wouldn't sell a

584
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: cup of chili for however cold. It was outside like

585
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: every Thursday in February, and so sometimes it would be

586
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: like three pennies. I'm sorry, and you got a free

587
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: couple of chill. The price of the chili would be

588
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: the temperature would be the temperature. Yes, that's cool. So

589
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: you're kind of getting something for under a quarter, Like,

590
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: no matter what, you're getting a ball at chili. Yeah,

591
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: it was great. So if it's negative or people like clamoring,

592
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: they're like, yo, you owe me a quarter. I'm sure

593
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: that was Penny Dimond. My mom she just like, actually

594
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: she was a problem. Look at this. You owe me

595
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: three cents. I mean, don't bury the headline though? What

596
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: was tell us about runs us? What the funk they are?

597
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: Because they blew my mind when I had them. Oh yeah, Blake,

598
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: Blake had a good time with them. Oh yeah, dude,

599
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: I had those things when I went back there. Yeah,

600
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: that's right. What is it meat pies? Yeah, it's basically

601
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: a meat pie. It's uh past days twink. Yeah, it's

602
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: a kind of a hot pocket. But it's a ground

603
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: beef redded cabbage and onions and cheese. And it sounds gross.

604
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: Is that not a parochia or a pastor here? I

605
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: think it's pretty similar. But it's it's fast food. It's fast,

606
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: it's a fast food joint that's so wrapped in what

607
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: is it? Is it like a pie? What is it

608
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: wrapped in? I don't remember. Is it more spongebl No,

609
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 1: it's a bready. It's like a hot flaky. Yeah, it's

610
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: like a flakelaky. I had meat filled twinky in my

611
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: head and I was imagining that. Well, that's a good

612
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: way to explain it when people don't know. I think

613
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: hot pockets probably the best way to explain it. But

614
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: oddly a pervert also discovered these things. You know what

615
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: he was trying to make. Yeah, he was trying to

616
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: suck something. He was like, a should taste pretty good.

617
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: You know. He was sticking his dick into a Twinkie

618
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: and was like, meat filled Twinkie. I've got his mom

619
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: called you got your meat in the twink game. He's like, Mom,

620
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: that doesn't wait a second. He got your meeting a

621
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: twink again. Ran like, what did you say to open

622
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: a restaurant? What do you talk about? What are you

623
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: gonna call it? I'll call it runs us because when

624
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: you open the door to dick runs into the bathroom

625
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: and take my zack out of a twinking. Sure, I

626
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: mean said runs the Rocks. I don't want Runs to

627
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: listen to this and think that I don't respect the

628
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: Runs of Love. Runs respect the Runs. Oh yeah, no,

629
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: all praise be to the Runs. Up. I got a

630
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: respect the runs. You've got a respect. If you open

631
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: it runs US in West Hollywood, how long would it

632
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: last in afternoon? Couldn't You couldn't. You couldn't even open

633
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: it before it would close one minute? Right? Yeah? Absolutely

634
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: when it would not work in southern California. It's got

635
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: to be a very cold climate in order for you

636
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: to be like, yeah, they're like, hey, how much is

637
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: the bullet chili today? It's dollars better be a good

638
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: as bullet chili. Man, Yo. Remember that place in uh

639
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: in Hollywood or West Hollywood across from the d G

640
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: A Kyle, what's that breck the Griddle Griddle pancakes. They're

641
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: known for obviously like pancakes and waffles, but they had

642
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: like this fucking crazy chili menu. And I hadn't been

643
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: there in years, and I was meeting somebody and I

644
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna

645
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: like just crush some chili because of good chili's legit, right,

646
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: Like when you get a good chili. I love some

647
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: good chili. So I get in there, I look at

648
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: they have up on the wall. They have these like,

649
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: um these plates that have like the names of the

650
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: chili's up on them and with like descriptions, and I'm

651
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: like savoring it. The waitress comes over, she's like, hey,

652
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: what's up. You've been here before. I'm like, it's been years.

653
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm ready to get some x y Z chili or

654
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: whatever it was. And she goes, we don't have chili.

655
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: I was like what. She goes, we don't have chili.

656
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: We haven't had it for a few years. And I

657
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: was like, you have all the plates up, and she goes,

658
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: we kept the plates up. And I'm like then, but

659
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: so why Because the guy who like made all the

660
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: chili died. And I was like giving her like a

661
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: little bit of like I think you should take the

662
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: blades down. She's like, I think we should give him

663
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: up because he died. And I was like, yeah, yeah,

664
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: for sure. I mean you gotta keep him up. They

665
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: have to stay up. They're staying up. I mean they

666
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: couldn't get another chili guy. I don't know. I think

667
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: it was like a thing get another chili guy. I agree, dude,

668
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I couldn't say it honestly though. The

669
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: chili business over there lived and died with that man.

670
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I love a good bowl of chili. I'll say,

671
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, Weener Snitchel has a pretty good chili. In

672
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: my humble opinion, chili dogs. Chili dogs are kind of bomb.

673
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: I remember you guys loved weener Snitzel. Yes, oh yeah,

674
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: are you guys saying Weener Schnitzel, Schnitzel Schnitzel. I remember

675
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: I was going to one of my first ever audition

676
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: was for UM thirty Rock and Diary. I was going

677
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: to NBC to auditions for it, and I stopped at

678
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 1: that Weener Schnitzel that was right across the street, still

679
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: the end, Yeah, and just got there early. It was

680
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna run my lines before going into

681
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: the audition, and just pounded some Weener schnitz Yeah, good

682
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: for you. Wait into this audition. I farted so bad

683
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: on the way into I was like turning to time

684
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: it I was secret and so I was like they

685
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: called me in and I was like, well, I'll let

686
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: it go here cross so I don't bring it in,

687
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: So I was like, I don't want this to come

688
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: out in the room. It followed me in people who

689
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: are actively going Jesus Christ, what is that smell? And

690
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: obviously it was me. I'm the only person that just

691
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: walked into the room. You're fanning with your sides, pretending

692
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: like you just gesticulating and talking like, yeah, it's hot

693
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: out there, I tell you. Yeah. Traffics going this way

694
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: and that way. That's the worst Bah didn't. Yeah, I'd

695
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: be tired of if they It was like, that's exactly

696
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: what they're looking for. They're like trying to cast like

697
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: the Tracy Morgan type character, and they're they're just like, well,

698
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, Tracy was great, but that kid that farted, uh,

699
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: that's kind of the exact character that we need on

700
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: the show. He's not afraid just to just to have

701
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: full see pinch on the way day. Hold on, stop

702
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: right there? Did you just fart? Uh? Did you fart

703
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: on your way in here? Oh my god, no, truth,

704
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: you got it. You've got the fart. Let me see

705
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: your head shot. We think you might have to part.

706
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: Let us see your head shot real quick. Do you

707
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: want me to say the lines no, sir, you've said enough. No,

708
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: you got it. Books, you're asked the talking for you today. Congratulations,

709
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: you got the fart part. Oh last. I do like

710
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: the idea that they completely were ignoring it, like they're like,

711
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you didn't get the fart part anyways by late,

712
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: like the Christmas Vacation movie was like, it's a titty

713
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: bit nibli out there. Everyone just keeps yet. I love

714
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: jokes like that. Yeah, those are those are the best

715
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: form of jokes. Okay, alright, like wait a second to

716
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. They say second to something else,

717
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: and that's what's going to be on top and we'll

718
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: talk about it. So what is it second form of

719
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: jokes for you? Like nice beaver? Yes, it's word play,

720
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: baby puns baby, yes the pun. Oh my I'm a punsman.

721
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but yes, en Er Snitchell chili is what's up. Also,

722
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: they are the only people who remember my birthday every

723
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: year with an email, So shout out to Wiener's Nichel. Hey,

724
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: I remember your birthday. I think it's coming around the corner,

725
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: and it is. It is around the Wait, so that's

726
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: a meat based chili? Correct? Yes, no, beans a no

727
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: bean chili. I can't get down with that. I needs

728
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: means as well, like especially when it's like soupy, I'm

729
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 1: not I can't funk with that, dude. And that they're

730
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: like like when it pours, when a when a chili

731
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: like evenly pours, not for me. No, it's got to

732
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: you gotta have the beans. You gotta have the beans.

733
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: I need beans. A bean chili to to a meat chili,

734
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: hear you, but obviously a meat and bean is My

735
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: mom calls herself and she's the only person in her

736
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: family that calls her this, but she's been calling herself

737
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: this for years and it kind of has stuck. She

738
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: calls herself the bean queen. Oh yeah, yeah, because every

739
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: every family event she would bring baked beans and would

740
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: be like, oh, the bean queens here, and then it

741
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 1: was it's just like bush and they're like that. She

742
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: warmed up that she's like, I'm the bean Queen. That

743
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: she like added egg for bacon to her so thing

744
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: that's funny, But she just really wanted that. She just

745
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: wanted the rhyming name. She wanted a rhyming nickname. She

746
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 1: wanted that yeah, fun title. You come home from funny stock. Really,

747
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 1: mama got jokes. It's the bean Queen and hot dog Dad. Rap.

748
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: They're wearing matching shirts. I love all that. I think

749
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: that's great for that. Did your guy did your parents

750
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: have anything that they really hung their hat on such

751
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: as beans? My parents, yeah, were they like? Did you?

752
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: Was your dad like a, I'm the grill mister? Her

753
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: dad at an outdoor grill. He still has it. He

754
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: crushed it as opposed to uh, the indoor grill. Get them, dude,

755
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: you don't let anything slide. Why not just having indoors KFC?

756
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: This KFC. I think you guys well aware that my

757
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: stepdad makes a mean batch of beef jerky. Hello. Oh yeah,

758
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: that's correct. That is actually correct. If he called himself

759
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: he I'm the jerkman, I'd be like, yeah, you're the jerkman.

760
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: I love it because it's actually great. Meet Maestro my

761
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: mom calls him that. I don't know. She the beef

762
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: blaster U, which I never really thought about until right now.

763
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 1: Meet the beef Slanger, who is a banger, the beef Banger,

764
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: sleef Banger. She awesome. Dr Auchi meets I don't get it,

765
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: I eat it and it doesn't hurt me at all.

766
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 1: That's fun. Crying, Mommy, why do you call it? Daddy?

767
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: Dr Auchi meets uh, he makes me jerkey and ever

768
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: since you never remember it until you overheard her say

769
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: it on the phone and he's like, I'm me drying

770
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: meat all weekend. You canna help me? Blake. You meet

771
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,959
Speaker 1: my little helper and you realize he has no idea

772
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: what he's doing. Do you do this while I go

773
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: inside and help your mom with something? The doctor has

774
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: been called door my case doctor. I don't know if

775
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm crying because I'm laughing or because it's so true. Yeah,

776
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: unpacked up, honey, Why did you say it? May be

777
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: if drink? I don't know what you want to tell him?

778
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: What you're packing on? And now you have to stand.

779
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna tell him about the phone long.

780
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: It can't be that hard. Just mom, did you say

781
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: we're having full out your dinner? And I gotta go

782
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: by hot dogs? I gotta get a later Stan song. Yeah,

783
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: get some chili Swedish meatballs again, get some runny chili

784
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: and sweet balls. Me look Sweetish meatballs. Wait. I think

785
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: that's the number one joke form of when someone says

786
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: something and then they have to make it up like

787
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: sweet dish meatballs, like double and triple down on it.

788
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: I think I think that's right. I think that is

789
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: my favorite joke form as well. Shove your meat an

790
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: old miscommunication? What was that? No? No, it's where you

791
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: get caught saying something. It's not a miscommunications. They heard you.

792
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: But then you need to cover you bitch? What did

793
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: you just say? Nippoli? But I wish it's which sandwiches this?

794
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: That's definitely tied with he's standing right behind me, isn't he?

795
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: Which is the number one tied? It's a three way tie.

796
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: Are we going to talk about the white board? We're

797
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: talking white board here? Oh damn. We got to get

798
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: a picture of the white board. We used to have

799
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: a white board. I have a photo of it somewhere.

800
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: I posted it a while ago. Yeah, I think it

801
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: got published on the ny Times, didn't It didn't get

802
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: it was in the Workaholics writer's room. There were things

803
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: that we tried to avoid, like joke forms we tried

804
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: to avoid because they had been overdone, but that were

805
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: good in their time. Joke jokes that everyone fucking loved

806
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: for ten years but now you're like, can we move on? Right? Yes,

807
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: it was just like a board to look at to

808
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: push yourself into new areas, right, just so we're not

809
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: doing jokes that every other TV show was currently doing.

810
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: But then it was so tempting because you'd look up

811
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: and be like, dang, standing behind me, standing right behind me,

812
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: Like we gotta get that into the scene. I'm not

813
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: not drunk, and by drunk, I mean wildly sober. Right

814
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: when we turned that on its head with he's right

815
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: behind me, isn't it, And then the person was like, no,

816
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: he's right in front of you. Like, he's right behind me,

817
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: isn't it. I don't know you're talking to him, he's

818
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: in front of you. I still send some white board

819
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: candidates to uh our old showrunner Kevinet and the man.

820
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: Just when you're like, you keep hearing ship and you're

821
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: like okay, so everyone says cool, cool, cool. Now you're

822
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: like done, white board. If you write that in the script,

823
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: it's like you're you just couldn't come up with anything

824
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: on your own. Yeah, cool, cool, You're just regurgitating what

825
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: you see and what cool. And by the way, that's

826
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: it's fine. But if you're a writer and you're getting

827
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: paid to like create shit. I feel like you should

828
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: at least expect a little bit more of yourself. People

829
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: are kind of flake grant about that on like Twitter

830
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: and stuff too, like you'll see like whatever, whatever, whatever,

831
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: and then it'll be like, that's it, that's the tweet.

832
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,720
Speaker 1: That's how they end the tweet. That's it, that's the tweet.

833
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: It's just that's like mean culture, you know. But that's

834
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: fine because those aren't professional comedians. I look at it.

835
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: I see it that way. When you're writing for something

836
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: or you know, putting it out there for everyone, you

837
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: should be looking for new ship right there. You should

838
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: be looking for new ship. If fucking Chappelle came out

839
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: and had a stand up hower where he was like,

840
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: and man, I just threw up in my mouth a

841
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: little bit, like Chappelle, what are you doing? Pal? It's science? Admittedly,

842
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: though Chappelle. If Chappelle did it, it would be funny.

843
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: He would make it funny. Sure, yeah, maybe he would

844
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: bend it. He wouldn't. He wouldn't. He would bend it

845
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: in an abstract way. Well that's right, yeah, And Dave,

846
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: and I called Dave. Dave just does that right, Dave Thomas,

847
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: Dave Thomas, what was I threw up in my mouth

848
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: a little bit? Was first you guys were talking, Dave Thomas,

849
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: I was calling, I was talking Chapelle. No, we're talking

850
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: about funny people. Yeah, that's true, Dave Thomas. Dave Thomas

851
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: took it that Windy's that's Wendy's right. Yeah, Kyle, to

852
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: answer your question, it's from Dodgeball. Originally that was it.

853
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: That was what my question was. It is it's like

854
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: my up in my mouth a little bit. I thought

855
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 1: that was from Anchorman. No, probably from both. Everything else

856
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: is from Anchor. Man, you said it's science. I love

857
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 1: lamp is from the it's science. You know, it's science.

858
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: Had a run. Let's have an Anchorman quote off. Let's

859
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: see who could go the longest. I can't. Milk was

860
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 1: a bad choice. I feel like you're gonna I feel like, hey,

861
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 1: you already won. You had a trident. I miss your smell.

862
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: I miss your smell. We had a nice life. What

863
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: else I want to be on you? The Party of

864
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: my Pants, Mahogany, very rich, Mahogany A d percent. It

865
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: works percent of the time they do that. Anchorman owned

866
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: like fuck, Wales, Vagina. It owned people's joke brains in

867
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: like popular like just humans out there in the world.

868
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: It owned part of their joke rains for ten years.

869
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, inexcapable. They killed a dog. Oh,

870
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: they didn't kill a dog. I was going to say,

871
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: they killed a dog in that movie. We killed a

872
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: dog in our movie and got all kinds of shipped

873
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: for it. But they did. They did kill They punted

874
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: it over the bridge. You know. They actually at the

875
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: very end of the movie the dog comes back alive.

876
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: They like did reshoots because that was the note that

877
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: everyone They're like, I really liked the movie, but then

878
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: they killed the dog and so they had reshoots where

879
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,919
Speaker 1: that's when Jack Black said that's how I roll, Yeah,

880
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: which also had a life of its own after that. Yea,

881
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: so good, That's how I roll. What a great moment.

882
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: That was a great flick, super funny. I do think

883
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: it is funny to see like an animal flying through

884
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: the sky, Like what is that? When you just see

885
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 1: it like fully splayed out, spinning, it is funny. I

886
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: totally forgot they brought the dog back at the end

887
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: of the movie, Like that makes sense. I brought my

888
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: dog back. We couldn't do that. We would have to

889
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: bring back a ghost. Well I always had that pitch

890
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: for Game Overboard that the dog is reassembled with a

891
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: Skintendo suit, so it's a little bionic dog, right, Franken

892
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: Wayney style. Yeah, it's a great call, Daniel Stern, We'll

893
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: say that. We'll just do that for the Workholics movie.

894
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: It will make any sense. But uh right, right. The

895
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: guy's favorite movie is obviously Game over Man. That's tight.

896
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: They're all playing their favorite characters. And then Blake what

897
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: song plays when the dog arrives? Oh? I like how

898
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: he drops in, Oh my smoothest friend. Oh I wish

899
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: Blake did stand up and like he'd do the setup

900
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: and then before the punchline he'd go, oh they were twins.

901
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: They were twins. That is actually pretty funny. Oh, that's

902
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 1: why they call it ducta stand up. Boots spends half

903
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 1: the show trying to remember you're so high you forget

904
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: your punch. That's really good there. Oh I remember, I

905
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: remember the second one. Oh I was on Cloud nine. Hey,

906
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: and if you're listening, write the setup to all the

907
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 1: punch lines. I just said, I'd love to really get

908
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: a kick out of here. What you come up with.

909
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: I think that'd be the tightest butt holes. It was

910
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: a bad idea. It's science delight. It was the pleats.

911
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: What is that one? It's from the anchor man quote

912
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: off it is still going. I feel like that's something

913
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: the pletes. What was it though, It's like he's talking

914
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 1: about his dick. He's got a boner, like it's the pleats.

915
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: I think that might have been you were watching it

916
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: and fell asleep during it, then you had an Anchorman dream.

917
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: That's my Anchorman Mandela Anchor Mandela whole dude, Oh my god,

918
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: what's crazy? It actually works like it actually works. Cute,

919
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: my god. I'm melting right now. Anchor Mandela effects. Somebody

920
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: get it. You gotta make that YouTube video of the time.

921
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: It works every time. That's the joke. I remember it

922
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: like that. I remember the joke Mandela of the time.

923
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: Mandela is dead a hundred percent of the time. It's chemistry,

924
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: jazz flu it's geometry. Yeah, it's chemistry. It's from Anchorman.

925
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: Boy that escortated pretty moderately. Brick had a pitchfork. This

926
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: cologne is sex. Leopard yogurt was a bad choice. Wasn't

927
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: that chili chili was a bad choice. Anchor Jim Sex Cougar,

928
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,439
Speaker 1: That's how I kick a dog off a bridge. San

929
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: Francisco Whales Pussy anchor Mandela, That's how I cruise. Are

930
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: you trying to say, there's a fiesta in your trousers?

931
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: My god? To the plate party, to the to the

932
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: plates party. I love Curtains. I loved arguably arguably funnier. Yeah,

933
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 1: somebody could argue that dude hit it up. Man, that's great.

934
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: I do love who came up with that? Would someone say, hey,

935
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: arguably it's that, and you're like, yes, arguably anyone can

936
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: argue anything, like, what the fuck it was a person

937
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: who loved bait. Hey, he's arguably this. I'm not going

938
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: to argue it, but let's go. You could. It's definitely

939
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: taking a jab, like right away. You could argue arguably

940
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: your cool. I'm not gonna argue, let's your dinner, but

941
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: you could say it's all good. I agree. We could

942
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: argue I agree. Is this the calm down? This is

943
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 1: the calm down? Yeah? I legit. Hurt my stomach. You

944
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: guys made me laugh so much. We see those fucking

945
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: riffed abs. Friendship friendship. Yes, friendship is running, it's bubbling.

946
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: Tonight friendship is back. Our friendship is really percolating, it's

947
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: boiling over. I was concerned too, because, like, I haven't

948
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: been thinking about you guys at all lately. But I

949
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: didn't even want to get on tonight still friends. Yeah,

950
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 1: I was napping three minutes before the podcast. Yeah, Kyle

951
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: is going to be beating his fucking meat with Oculus

952
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: Rift all night. And we had to throw a whole

953
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 1: stick in the spokes and yes, sir, to write off

954
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: your beat off bike, Yes, sir, virtual masturbation. It's the best. Well,

955
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: I was really looking forward to this. Well, good, good

956
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: job break. Well that's cool. Oh my god, what do

957
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: you got? What's on your schedule today? Blake? After the highlight,

958
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: which is this, I'm gonna watch basketball. It's my favorite sport.

959
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: Who you got Who's who's playing tonight? Warriors, Lakers? Baby,

960
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: let's go only one? Only one today, Yeah, only one,

961
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 1: let's go classic. It is Blake counting. But there was there.

962
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: We should let it be known that there was a prepod.

963
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: Let's go there before we started recording, Blake gave us,

964
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: so let's go before we started to get us kind

965
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: of pomped, ready to start recording. Yeah, he gave us

966
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: a let's go. You guys don't get to hear this,

967
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 1: but before every podcast, Blake he's got a clip already,

968
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: gives us a little pep talk, little pet. Yeah, it's

969
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: good stuff. Thank you for that. Sometimes I need it.

970
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: Today I needed it, so thank you. Well, I think

971
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: you guys came came on fire today and I'm just

972
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: proud to know you coming on fire. Come on fire, dude,

973
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I always come on fire. I don't know how to

974
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: take that compliment, but I think I know what you mean.

975
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: Well said man. I don't love it, just coming on

976
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: so sick, and you know it's crazy. No one's ever

977
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: even said that about me. But it feels good to

978
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: know that I come on fire. It's really good. Came

979
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: on fire. Just when all of us are together, we

980
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: get on the pod, we come on fire. It's like

981
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: a zip zap zop. This guy's coming on fire, his

982
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: fire going on fire. Awesome, good feeling. Coming on fire

983
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: makes the past. Damn, you guys kind of roasted me.

984
00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: He's coming on fire. Can't buy a bucket earning others.

985
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: You you took it today you really took it. You know,

986
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: we're fucking roasting your ass. Well, I would like to apologize.

987
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: Why are there? Is it time for takebacks and apologies?

988
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: I think we're about there and I think we're gonna

989
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: milk it. So yeah, and you have one? I do

990
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: I have one. I would like to apologize to my

991
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: boy Blake, Uh, not for the roast that we just did.

992
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: You deserved that, but it was nice. It was nice

993
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: saying that we came on part. But that was very

994
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: nice of you. Felt good. That was nice of you

995
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: to say. But you deserved it. A little roasting for that,

996
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: the highest praise, just a funny frase. It was a funny,

997
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: funny catch phrase. I'd like to apologize for really calling

998
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: you out on not having the soundboard because it was silent.

999
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: You were over there, you were convulsing, you were shaking,

1000
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: laughing at like every kind of weird moments when the

1001
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: rest of us were just kind of carrying on a conversation.

1002
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: And I looked over your little window and you're just shaking, laughing,

1003
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: and I'm like, something's happening over there. He's either fully

1004
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: checked out either ate like a just fifty milligrams uh

1005
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: of an edible and he's just losing his mind, right, Yeah,

1006
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm listening to Dane Cook's comedy album in

1007
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: my hand. Are you wait? Are you you're apologizing for

1008
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: ripping him up. I would like to apologize for calling

1009
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: him out for that, but we needed you too, or

1010
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: else we wouldn't have known. I think he needs to apologize. Yeah.

1011
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: What I do want is a apology. Exactly you do

1012
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: owe us when we're coming on fire. Everybody knows that

1013
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: we're coming on fire, right, and we came on fire

1014
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: and Blake he owes us an apology about something, I think,

1015
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: or maybe not an apology, maybe a take back. I

1016
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: take back the fact that I didn't check my gear beforehand,

1017
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: make sure everything is not that TakeBack. A TakeBack is

1018
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: you want to undo something that you did as opposed

1019
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: to No, I don't know. Hey, so it's not like

1020
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: we want to write it for you. We just want

1021
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: you to come at us with some fire. Come on

1022
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: fire for us, Please come on fire for us with

1023
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: the apology. Let's make this apology come on fire. Or

1024
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: was it an epic slam? Were you trying to make

1025
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: us feel stupid? Was it kind of a long con

1026
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: epics slam to have egg on our face? Because if

1027
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 1: it is, I apologize as as Jers would say, yolk

1028
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: have yolk on our face? Did you yolk? Us? Um? Uh,

1029
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: you know no. I think it's just a brain part.

1030
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: I forgot to go into let the dogs. I'm still

1031
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: gonna send it. I forgot to change my preferences. Let

1032
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Speaker 1: me tell you something, if you don't play the soundboard

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Speaker 1: in a dream, you've been a wake up to apologize. Well,

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01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: next time it will be fully loaded, all anchor man,

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Speaker 1: and I apologize for what I do. Loaded, not mad

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Speaker 1: at it. I was gonna say, can you not which

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Speaker 1: is a white board? Uh? Class? I mean immediately that

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01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: would be a fun episode, just one episode, all anchor man, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm in, by the way, are It'll be our highest

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Speaker 1: rated episode totally. Like when we uh like stan Halen,

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01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: the character in More Coholics. Yeah, we had a character

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Speaker 1: played by the very funny Will Greenberg, uh, super funny guy,

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01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: and we wrote him as a character of stan Halen,

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01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: a guy that just sort of just does Anchorman quotes

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01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: and the guy that isn't funny in his own right,

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01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: but just um rehashes other people's funny bits and we

1047
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: were like, oh, this guy's hilarious. S's It's like, obviously

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01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: it's satire and uh and it would hands down the

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Speaker 1: favorite character of of like at least. Yeah. By the way,

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Speaker 1: if you guys are out there and you love stan Halen,

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01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: we love stan Halen and maybe we like him for

1052
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: different reasons, and that's fine. We are stan Halen. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's going to be in the movie. He hit me up.

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Speaker 1: He hit me up and he was like, yo, saw

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Speaker 1: you're Donner movie. Stay Helen's a veil? Alright, alright, Well

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01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: does he play baseball? Because everyone has to its contingent.

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Speaker 1: He's a d he does, I think he does? Do? Alright, well,

1058
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: then yes, he's in done. It's that easy. Any other

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Speaker 1: tape back apologies or epic slams. Yes, So I have

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01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: a I have a compliment for us. I'd like to

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Speaker 1: compliment all. I was actually thinking about this over the week.

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Speaker 1: Are you reading what are you doing? Well, I'm just

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01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,439
Speaker 1: looking at Pat. Are you typing on your dick? Chill out?

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Speaker 1: I can't you know what you know? I can't chill out?

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Speaker 1: I know, I know. And that's what I love about you.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I love about you, and I want

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01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: to compliment us for complimenting ourselves. It takes a lot

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01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 1: to do that and just like, you know, boost ourselves up.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, what were you looking down at when

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01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 1: you were like, I wanna make a compliment word compliment.

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01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the word compliment. I wrote that you

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01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: wrote down compliment. Yes, were you going to do a

1073
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: joke about the word? What do you mean? I'm doing

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01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: it right now? Okay, alright, alright, alright, continue with the joke.

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01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: Then punch lines like this by the way, right, uh,

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01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: it's here somewhere. It's all good. Think like, I just

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01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: think we're doing a good job. I'm proud of us,

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to say that it's not a joke. Hey, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: I'm with you, dude. I also think we're doing a

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Speaker 1: great job, not a joke. It's a genuine compliment to us.

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Speaker 1: And we have like what ten eleven, twelve something like

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Speaker 1: that more episodes and we're like, but who's counting? I am,

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01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: because this dud is like, what do we have seven

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Speaker 1: more than I have to do? I mean, just like it,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's a lot of fun with you guys,

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Speaker 1: And I just didn't stoked, you know, compliments to the chef.

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Speaker 1: Hey fever, let me let me take back my judgment

1088
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: on you, but I'll I want to just you don't

1089
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Speaker 1: have to. It's fine, fine, fuck it. You can judge

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Speaker 1: me until the end of time, and we're thank this

1091
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: is I was gonna say just to piggyback on what

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Speaker 1: Kyle saying, except except to say that it goes without

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01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: saying I enjoy my time here. If I ever say

1094
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: it out loud, you guys know that I'm probably over it,

1095
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm being transparent about how I'm

1096
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Speaker 1: over it, so I have to go. Hey. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, guys, I love doing this like it's not

1098
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: a drag for me, and it's the highlight of my week.

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Speaker 1: I guess a lot of convincing, you know, going on

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Speaker 1: over here. That's true. I never need to say, do

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01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: you have a lot of fun? I'm being genuine. I

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Speaker 1: know that there's not a lot of genuine behavior in

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01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: your life. Unders It's like, you know, there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of what in my life, there's not a lot of

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Speaker 1: genuine behaviors. So I'm just bringing the real vibes. That

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Speaker 1: is true. I'm living in a fucking fun house mirror.

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01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 1: You're the one with the oculus rip VR man, what

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01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: kind of VR simulation? I thought that was very sweet.

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01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: I don't know how they turn this compliment into an

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Speaker 1: epic slam either, but I'm with you know it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's great. He's right though, because my mom called me today.

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01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 1: She goes, I love you, psych and then hung up.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I'm talking And I started cutting. I

1114
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: don't know what's up and what's down. Why don't you

1115
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: cry about leaving your voice messages of just classical music

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Speaker 1: really really loudly? She keeps going like this. She goes,

1117
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just checking in, give me a call.

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Speaker 1: I'm not your real mom. Slam. Alright, fine, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: apologize for complimenting us. I'm gonna apologize for complimenting us.

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Speaker 1: And that's also genuine. It's a genuine apology for complimenting

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Speaker 1: us for being good friends, world famous, best. What are

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Speaker 1: you looking at? But what are you looking at? Every time?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at fucking nuts, dude, I'm just eating fucking

1124
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the goaji berries out of this mix.

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Speaker 1: I wish on your notepad now it said, apologize for

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Speaker 1: and then an arrow to the compliment. Right, yeah, I

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01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: wrote down apology, extra compliment. Okay, I do wish Kyle

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Speaker 1: had a ghostwriter. He's like, I'm just busy directing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the funk I'm gonna talk about tonight.

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Speaker 1: Can you just chop down seven talking points? And he

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01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: just has a guy sitting right off camera just whispering

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01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 1: what's the noise? He writes something points. It's like Sam, Sam, Sam,

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Speaker 1: how it's a great movie. Sam that it's a great movie.

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Speaker 1: I've seen it and I think it's fun. The way

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Speaker 1: they're in that's a lot of Sam. I'm excited for

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01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: fans who are excited for the movie. They got to

1137
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 1: a peak with this podcast as to what exactly, without

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01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: a doubt on the movie is going to be. It's workaholics,

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Speaker 1: Sam lot the movie it employees, employ the movie to

1140
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 1: employees versus staff, accept dads in Dennis Leary as dirs

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Speaker 1: oh my recas I'm Norwegian. You know what, I'm Norwegian.

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Speaker 1: I'm an asshole. Okay, alright, we did another one in

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Speaker 1: the books, guys, all right, and that's another episode of

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Speaker 1: This is to