WEBVTT - When Norway's Infamous 'False Margaret' Claimed the Throne

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda Land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>third season of criminal At this season, we're exploring the

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<v Speaker 1>lives and motivations of some of the most notorious impostors

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<v Speaker 1>throughout history. I'm Maria Tremarki and I'm Holly Fry. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the most infamous impostors in Scandinavian history, which is

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<v Speaker 1>an area we haven't gotten too deep in this season,

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<v Speaker 1>is the so called false Margaret. Ten years after the

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<v Speaker 1>real Margaret made of Norway's death, a Norwegian woman claimed

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret's identity. We aren't actually going to start by talking

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<v Speaker 1>about false Margaret, though, We're gonna start a little further

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<v Speaker 1>back at what we'll call the beginning, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>with Margaret's grandfather, Alexander, the third King of Scotland, and

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<v Speaker 1>how his death was really the catalyst for this whole story.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna do a quick little warning here that

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<v Speaker 1>during this episode we're going to be talking about pregnancy,

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<v Speaker 1>loss and miscarriage. Not a lot, but it is going

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<v Speaker 1>to come up. So please be aware and please make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that you feel safe while you're listening to us

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<v Speaker 1>and with that, let's get back to Alexander. Alexander ruled

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<v Speaker 1>a King of Scott's from twelve forty nine, when he

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<v Speaker 1>was just eight years old, until his accidental death in

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<v Speaker 1>twelve eighty six at the age of forty five. In

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<v Speaker 1>twelve fifty one, when he was ten and she was

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<v Speaker 1>eleven years old, Alexander married Margaret of England, the daughter

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<v Speaker 1>of King Henry the third of England. So one of

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<v Speaker 1>the things actually you're going to see happened in this

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<v Speaker 1>episode is we have a lot of Margaret's so we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to try to keep them separate from each other

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<v Speaker 1>and try not to confuse them. So okay. During their

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<v Speaker 1>marriage they have three children, Alexander Prince of Scotland, David

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<v Speaker 1>of Scotland, Prince of Scotland, and Margaret of Scotland. The Queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret of England died in twelve seventy five, well before

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<v Speaker 1>her granddaughter was born. Margaret of Scotland became the mother

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<v Speaker 1>of Margaret made of Norway in twelve eighty three, and

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<v Speaker 1>by twelve eighty four Alexander had lost all three of

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<v Speaker 1>his children too. After the deaths of his children, the

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<v Speaker 1>king reasonably began to worry about who was going to

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<v Speaker 1>rule after him. In twelve eighty four, Alexander asked the

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<v Speaker 1>estates to recognize his granddaughter, Margaret made of Norway as

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<v Speaker 1>his heir presumptive. The estates during the Middle Ages and

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<v Speaker 1>in this particular scenario, were made up of members of

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<v Speaker 1>the nobility and royalty. Their power came from what they

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<v Speaker 1>called feudal privileges. Feudal privileges. To be very clear, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not in any way, shape or form what you would

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<v Speaker 1>consider a privilege to the peasants. Their privilege left them

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<v Speaker 1>poor and exploited by the nobility and expected to both

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<v Speaker 1>pay taxes and feudal dues. Note here too that more

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<v Speaker 1>than nine of the entire European population was at this

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<v Speaker 1>time composed of rural peasants. The clergy and the nobility,

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<v Speaker 1>on the other hand, enjoyed that income from those feudal privileges.

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<v Speaker 1>So while it was not a privilege to the peasants

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<v Speaker 1>at certainly was a boon for the nobles. They also

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<v Speaker 1>had their own privileges, were air quoting that to deal

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<v Speaker 1>with in their case, though they were exempt from paying taxes.

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<v Speaker 1>There were three estates and they made up the Scottish Parliament.

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<v Speaker 1>In addition to asking the estates to recognize his granddaughter

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<v Speaker 1>as his heir presumptive, King Alexander the third also decided

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<v Speaker 1>to try for a male heir. He had lived as

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<v Speaker 1>a widow for a decade after his wife, Margaret of England,

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<v Speaker 1>had died, and he was ready to remarry. His second

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<v Speaker 1>marriage was purely contractual, not uncommon among royal marriages at

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<v Speaker 1>the time. It's something we've talked about many times on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. And he got married to Yolande de Dreu,

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<v Speaker 1>daughter of Robert, the third Count of Dreux. That was

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<v Speaker 1>on November the one of twelve eighty five. Yolande was

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<v Speaker 1>queen for only a very short time, from late twelve

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five until the king's death in twelve eighty six.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very foggy and very stormy night when

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<v Speaker 1>Alexander died. He was riding from Edinburgh to join his

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<v Speaker 1>wife at king Horn, which is about eleven miles distance,

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<v Speaker 1>but in the darkness he became separated from his party

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<v Speaker 1>and he never made it to his destination. He was

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<v Speaker 1>found the next morning, believed to have fallen from his

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<v Speaker 1>horse and broken his neck. Immediately following his death, the

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<v Speaker 1>Queen announced she was pregnant. That news man Alexander had

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<v Speaker 1>an unborn air on the way. So if Yolande gave

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<v Speaker 1>birth to the air apparent, no one could stand between

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<v Speaker 1>that child and the throne. But this is where that

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<v Speaker 1>sad matter that Maria mentioned at the top of the

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<v Speaker 1>show comes in. Yoland's pregnancy ended. It is unclear exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. There are certainly people who have believed that

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<v Speaker 1>this pregnancy was a hoax, but it has also been

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<v Speaker 1>put forward that in fact the baby was simply stillborn.

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<v Speaker 1>The devastating end of this pregnancy, again, if that pregnancy

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<v Speaker 1>had been a real one, meant either way that Alexander's granddaughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret Made of Norway and now transition, she was not

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<v Speaker 1>presumptive Air. She was going to be the rightful heir.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was, as you said, something that he had

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<v Speaker 1>secured with the Estates two years earlier. Margaret Made of

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<v Speaker 1>Norway ascended to the throne on March nineteen, twelve eighty six,

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<v Speaker 1>when she was just shy of three years old and

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<v Speaker 1>living in Norway. There was no adult really ruling Scotland

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<v Speaker 1>at this time. A group called the Guardian Council was

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<v Speaker 1>elected by Parliament in twelve eighty six after Alexander's death,

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<v Speaker 1>to govern the kingdom until such time as Margaret the

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<v Speaker 1>air Presumptive was old enough to do so on her own.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take a quick break here for a word

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<v Speaker 1>from a sponsor, and when we're back we will talk

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<v Speaker 1>about how Margaret Made of Norway's death deeply impacted Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. Thirteen claimants came forward for the

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<v Speaker 1>crown after Margaret's death, but only one burned at the stake. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do a quick family tree recap. Margaret made

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<v Speaker 1>of Norway was born in April of twelve eighty three.

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<v Speaker 1>She was the daughter of King Eric the Second of

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<v Speaker 1>Norway and Margaret of Scotland, Queen of Norway. Margaret of

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<v Speaker 1>Scotland was the daughter of King Alexander the third, which

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<v Speaker 1>is how he is Margaret Made of Norway's grandfather, who

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<v Speaker 1>managed this whole setup so that she would inherit the

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<v Speaker 1>throne exactly. He is the beginning. But the family tree

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<v Speaker 1>with the same names as a little bit confusing than

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<v Speaker 1>you now, so we don't actually have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>information about Margaret's childhood in the thirteenth century, though it

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty rare to keep records of royal children or

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<v Speaker 1>any children really, we do know the queen died while

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<v Speaker 1>giving birth to her daughter, and the queen was buried

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<v Speaker 1>in christ Church and Bergen, Norway. We do also know

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<v Speaker 1>that Margaret made of Norway was raised in Norway and

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<v Speaker 1>lived with her father before she set sail for Scotland,

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<v Speaker 1>which was a country she had never even been to

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<v Speaker 1>yet she already ruled. Around September of twelve ninety, Margaret

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<v Speaker 1>boarded her father's ship and her voyage away from Norway

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<v Speaker 1>and to her new life in Scotland began. The Bishop

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<v Speaker 1>of Bergen was her chaperone, and it's likely she had

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<v Speaker 1>other attendants. She was a royal, after all, that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been a natural situation. Her arrival was greatly anticipated

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<v Speaker 1>at Schoon Palace. Schoon Palace is a castle with a

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<v Speaker 1>colorful history that reaches back probably more than fifteen hundred years.

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<v Speaker 1>It is also spectacularly beautiful. It's famous for being the

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<v Speaker 1>historic crowning site of the Kings of Scots, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>the home of the Stone of Destiny, which is also

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<v Speaker 1>known as the Coronation Stone. Ancient kings of Scotland were

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<v Speaker 1>officially recognized as monarchs there, including Macbeth the real one,

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<v Speaker 1>not the Shakespeare character, who was crowned around ten thirty one,

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<v Speaker 1>all the way up to Charles the Second, who was

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<v Speaker 1>the last to be crowned at Schoon in sixteen fifty one.

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<v Speaker 1>During Margaret's voyage, the ship actually came under siege by

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<v Speaker 1>a heavy store ms and Margaret became very ill. Blown

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<v Speaker 1>off course. The ship landed at St Margaret's Hope on Orkney,

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<v Speaker 1>off the northeastern coast of Scotland on September ninety. Margaret

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<v Speaker 1>died at age seven, before she could be crowned and

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<v Speaker 1>before she could actually see the country that she was

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<v Speaker 1>queen of. Her cause of death is almost always reported

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<v Speaker 1>as the effects of seasickness, but there's also speculations she

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<v Speaker 1>may have died from complications of food poisoning. She was

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<v Speaker 1>returned to Norway, where her father confirmed the identity of

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<v Speaker 1>her body before she was buried with her mother in Bergen.

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<v Speaker 1>This little girl really had quite a big impact for

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<v Speaker 1>having lived for really so few years. Margaret made of

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<v Speaker 1>Norway was the last of the line of Scottish rulers

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<v Speaker 1>descended from King Malcolm the Third, the first of a

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<v Speaker 1>dynasty of kings who ruled Scotland for more than two centuries.

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret's death not only ended a dynasty, it also began

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<v Speaker 1>the fight for the Scottish crown from both inside and

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<v Speaker 1>outside the country's borders. There were thirteen claimants, but jockeying

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<v Speaker 1>for control of Scotland had actually started even before her

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<v Speaker 1>untimely death. She was, after all, just three years old

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<v Speaker 1>and was not in Scotland when she became queen. There

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<v Speaker 1>are some histories that leave her off the list of

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<v Speaker 1>rulers entirely because she was never formally crowned. Many people

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<v Speaker 1>saw this as an opportunity to fillip power vacuum, though

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<v Speaker 1>by arranging a marriage. So the candidates with the strongest

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<v Speaker 1>claims to the crown were nobleman John Balliol, Robert the Bruce,

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<v Speaker 1>John Hastings, and Flora's the fifth Count of Holland. In particular,

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<v Speaker 1>Balliol and Bruce looked very promising. In twelve ninety, when

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret was still alive and expected to take the throne,

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<v Speaker 1>the Treaty of Burgham was drawn up. This was said

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<v Speaker 1>to end competing claims between clam Bruce and House of

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<v Speaker 1>Baliol as their rivalry was really heating up. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>it really just wasn't all about their rivalry. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a treaty to contract Margaret's hand and merrit the calculating

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<v Speaker 1>politician in King Edward the First of England supported Margaret

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<v Speaker 1>as ruler in part because he wanted his son, an

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<v Speaker 1>infant named Edward and the future King Edward the Second

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<v Speaker 1>of England, to marry her, and not because he thought

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<v Speaker 1>that they would make a great match. Like we said,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't happen very much in this period of time.

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<v Speaker 1>So with that marital arrangement, Edward hoped he'd made the

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<v Speaker 1>right political move to make him the king who united

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<v Speaker 1>England and Scotland. This treaty also established how the two

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<v Speaker 1>kingdoms Scotland and England would be governed after the marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>The Scots wanted to ensure their political and constitutional identity

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<v Speaker 1>and they were not super duper interested in this whole

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<v Speaker 1>unification concept, right, and he just keeps shoving it at them.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was agreed that Edward, upon his marriage to Margaret,

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<v Speaker 1>would become Edward the Second King of Scots, and Margaret

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<v Speaker 1>would remain as Queen Regent of Scotland. In turn, Margaret

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<v Speaker 1>would become Queen Consort of England and Edward would remain

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<v Speaker 1>King Edward the second. Their heirs would inherit both kingdoms.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Guardians reiterated the Kingdom of Scotland would not

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<v Speaker 1>be united with the Kingdom of England. This all sounds

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<v Speaker 1>kind of confusing, so it might help to think of

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<v Speaker 1>it in modern business terms. I know that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a weird comparison, but come with me on this journey.

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<v Speaker 1>It is as though the head executives of two companies

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<v Speaker 1>got married. It would be expected that they would each

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<v Speaker 1>have some influence and input on each other's work, but

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<v Speaker 1>that their companies would remain separate entities, although possibly friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>That would bring up some ethics issues and businesses, but

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<v Speaker 1>in the realm of historical royal alliances through marriages, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all good if everyone involved is on the same page,

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<v Speaker 1>so all in agreement. This deal was accepted and signed

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<v Speaker 1>by everyone involved, except for those very very young people

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret and Edward right, the two people who are actually involved.

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<v Speaker 1>At the center of the whole thing. The Guardian Council

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<v Speaker 1>agreed to the marriage proposal but continued to assert that

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<v Speaker 1>Scotland would remain independent. They wrote, we quote that Scotland

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<v Speaker 1>would persist separate and divided from England according to its

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<v Speaker 1>rightful boundaries, free in itself and without subjugation. An independent

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<v Speaker 1>Scotland wasn't really, though, what Edward the First was looking

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<v Speaker 1>for as a king. He decided to just sort of

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<v Speaker 1>ignore all of the clauses he didn't like in that treaty.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll work this out later. It's all, let's have a wedding, Yeah, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's get back to this rivalry among the claimants.

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<v Speaker 1>Fearing war between two rivals to the crown, Robert the

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<v Speaker 1>Bruce again and John Balliol. The Guardian Council actually asked

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<v Speaker 1>King Edward the First to intervene. Turns out he might

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<v Speaker 1>not have been the best choice for this, at least

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<v Speaker 1>not politically, because the King took this as his opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to take control of Scotland, which he had been wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to do from the beginning. Edward did agree to help

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<v Speaker 1>with one condition, and you know, based on what we said,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not going to be an altruistic condition. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he would do it if the Guardians made him

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<v Speaker 1>Lord Paramount of Scotland, the feudal superior of the realm.

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<v Speaker 1>That basically means he wanted to be the monarch who

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<v Speaker 1>could consider all of England and Scotland as his property.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if he may not have been recognized as their ruler,

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<v Speaker 1>he still owns all the land, so first who cares

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<v Speaker 1>at that point? Right, It's like our's a de facto

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<v Speaker 1>power situation in that mix. So as you may imagine,

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<v Speaker 1>the Guardians didn't like any of this, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>really too late for them, and Edward's plan was already

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<v Speaker 1>set in motion. Taking on the rule of Lord Paramount

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<v Speaker 1>of Scotland. The King kicked things off with an order

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<v Speaker 1>that every Scottish royal castle now fell under his control.

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<v Speaker 1>And most of the moneyed families in Scotland had significant

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<v Speaker 1>land in England as well, and agreeing with the King

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<v Speaker 1>made it so much easier for those families to just

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<v Speaker 1>keep their estates in both countries. The Guardians and the

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<v Speaker 1>nobility swore legiance to Edward because of that. It was

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<v Speaker 1>when Edward expected Scottish nobility to finance and provide military

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<v Speaker 1>service in England's war against France that the Scots got

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<v Speaker 1>a little irked. And decided to take action. A newly

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<v Speaker 1>formed group of twelve Guardians sent Scottish emissaries to France

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<v Speaker 1>to discuss just how they were going to deal with

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<v Speaker 1>King Edward. The first an agreement was made between Scotland

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<v Speaker 1>and France called the all The alliance, which boiled down,

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<v Speaker 1>stated that if France was attacked, Scottish forces would come

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<v Speaker 1>to their aid. The French agreed to do the same

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<v Speaker 1>if the situation were reversed. The Franco Scottish Treaty, signed

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<v Speaker 1>by John, King of Scots and King Philip the Fourth

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<v Speaker 1>of France in twelve in opposition to Edward the First

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<v Speaker 1>of England, was the first alliance between the countries. If

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<v Speaker 1>you imagined that Edward, upon discovering that there was an

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<v Speaker 1>alliance between Scotland and France, retaliated, then you would be right.

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<v Speaker 1>He invaded Scotland into a of ninety s and he

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<v Speaker 1>forced John, King of Scots to abdicate the throne. So

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<v Speaker 1>you've probably noticed we haven't even mentioned an impostor yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We are getting there, we promise, but we had to

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<v Speaker 1>lay all this groundwork so you kind of know what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on when she finally hits the scene Before we

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<v Speaker 1>get to that part of the story, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>take a break for a word from our sponsors. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>back to Criminalia. Finally, let's meet our impostor false Margaret.

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<v Speaker 1>So Margaret made of Norway's death plunge the country into

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<v Speaker 1>years of chaos and lead directly to the First Scottish

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<v Speaker 1>War of Independence. We mentioned earlier that thirteen people came

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<v Speaker 1>forward to claim their right to the Scottish throne. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a process to it which I was surprised at.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually each person needed to provide proof. Claimants were required

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<v Speaker 1>to produce evidence supporting their right to the crown, and

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<v Speaker 1>then each claim was assessed by you know who, King

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<v Speaker 1>Edward the First. And remember before the break we mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>the Guardians were having quite a hard time choosing their

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<v Speaker 1>next leader and had asked him to arbitrate. The time

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<v Speaker 1>when Edward was deciding who had the strongest connection to

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<v Speaker 1>the Scottish throne was called the Great Cause. On November seven,

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two, Edward the First, in a court of one

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<v Speaker 1>four auditors, twenty four of whom he had appointed himself,

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<v Speaker 1>decided that John Baliol had the strongest claim to the

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<v Speaker 1>throne based on his lineage John was the grandson of David,

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<v Speaker 1>Earl of Huntington's eldest daughter, and the family line was

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<v Speaker 1>connected to King Alexander the Third. Robert Bruce was also

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<v Speaker 1>a descendant of David, Earl of Huntington's, but of his

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<v Speaker 1>second daughter, and that meant that Robert was second to John.

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<v Speaker 1>Edward also factored another thing into his choice. He wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to pick how easily he thought it would be to

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<v Speaker 1>manipulate the next King of Scots, and John was crowned

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<v Speaker 1>King at Schoon thirteen days later. The beginning of his

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<v Speaker 1>rule ended the six years of the Guardians governance of Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>Shortly after John's inauguration, King Edward made his move. The

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<v Speaker 1>new king quickly accepted his role as a puppet king

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<v Speaker 1>to Edward's rule, and under edwards oversight, Scotland was invaded

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<v Speaker 1>by England not too long after Margaret's death, and immediately

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<v Speaker 1>after John's rule, Robert the Bruce, who was considered one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most famous warriors of his generation, led Scotland

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<v Speaker 1>during the First War of Scottish Independence. It would turn

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<v Speaker 1>out that each rival would be king. Robert was King

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<v Speaker 1>of Scott's until his death in thirty nine but of

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<v Speaker 1>the thirteen claimants, which is a lot, they are the

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<v Speaker 1>only two who managed to make it to the throne right.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was one claimant who was unlike all the others,

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who became known as False Margaret. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>about False Margaret has been lost to time, include what

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<v Speaker 1>her real name was. The story, as told goes like this.

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<v Speaker 1>In thirteen hundred, one year after the death of Margaret's father,

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<v Speaker 1>King Eric the Second of Norway, a woman landed in

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<v Speaker 1>the port city of Bergen on a ship from Lubec, Germany,

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<v Speaker 1>and she claimed that she was Margaret, made of Norway.

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<v Speaker 1>So understandably, a lot of people in Bergen were a

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<v Speaker 1>little skeptical of her story. She had not died at sea,

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<v Speaker 1>she explained, she had been exiled to Germany for reasons

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<v Speaker 1>that are actually very unclear to us. She had married

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<v Speaker 1>in Germany while she was there, and she and her

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<v Speaker 1>husband had decided to come to Norway to claim what

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<v Speaker 1>she believed was her rightful inheritance. However, while the people

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<v Speaker 1>of Bergen were a little prone to lean away from

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<v Speaker 1>this story, a surprising number of people did support the

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<v Speaker 1>woman's story, despite too really important and key facts that

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<v Speaker 1>one would think would mitigate they're big. Margaret's father had

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<v Speaker 1>identified his daughter's body shortly after her death, but now

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<v Speaker 1>that Eric was recently deceased, he couldn't confirm or deny

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<v Speaker 1>False Margaret's identity. And two, and this is a big one, huge.

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<v Speaker 1>These two women had a very significant age difference. The

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<v Speaker 1>real Margaret made of Norway would have been seventeen years

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<v Speaker 1>old and thirteen hundred had she survived. False Margaret was

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<v Speaker 1>said to be in her forties, or at least she

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<v Speaker 1>appeared so. King hawk In the Fifth was King of

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<v Speaker 1>Norway at that time, and he was also Margaret made

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<v Speaker 1>of Norway's uncle. His brother was King Eric the Second.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a surprising number of family relatives say they

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<v Speaker 1>recognize impostors as the real deal, like pretty much throughout

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<v Speaker 1>this whole season, But that is definitely not the case

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<v Speaker 1>with Uncle Hacken. He didn't believe any part of False

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret's story, and she was convicted of fraud from masquerading

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<v Speaker 1>as Margaret made of Norway. So because of the distance

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<v Speaker 1>this story has in the past, as we already said,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know the real name of False Margaret, and

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<v Speaker 1>we certainly don't know what her motivations were. It's possible

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<v Speaker 1>she and her husband were hoping to take the throne

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<v Speaker 1>in an epic ruse. Maybe this was an act they

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<v Speaker 1>had concocted themselves, or perhaps it was even part of

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<v Speaker 1>a bigger plan they had hatched with collaborators. But she

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<v Speaker 1>also might not have even known that she wasn't really

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<v Speaker 1>in a position to be any kind of powerful leader

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<v Speaker 1>in this because she wasn't actually in the line of

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<v Speaker 1>succession in Norway, which makes any reason for making this

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<v Speaker 1>claim that much more inscrutable. Regardless of what prompted False

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret's claim, it ended rather unsuccessfully and with a very

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<v Speaker 1>definitive final act. In thirteen o one, she and her

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<v Speaker 1>husband were both burned at state, but some reports differ

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<v Speaker 1>in the manner of their executions, though so all accounts.

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<v Speaker 1>All accounts report that False Margaret was burned at the stake,

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<v Speaker 1>but her husband may have been burned, but he may

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<v Speaker 1>also have instead been beheaded. Not that either of those

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<v Speaker 1>things here choice. I wouldn't like to have to pick

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<v Speaker 1>one that would not either. Although there are so many

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<v Speaker 1>details lost to history, we do know False Margaret and

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Made of Norway did capture imaginations enough that false

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret and the real Margaret have been woven into Norwegian folklore,

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<v Speaker 1>appearing as the betrayed Princess in ballads and tales. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no way to transition from that into our mock tail sections.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just totally honest. I can't do it here. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm here for. I know it's actually wrote down

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<v Speaker 1>that I was going to make a lobbly transition over

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<v Speaker 1>to you, because the mock tail is called the Betrayed Princess.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's excellent. So here's the thing I knew about

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<v Speaker 1>Norway already. Norway is rather famous for its impressive berry crops.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you knew that. I did not

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<v Speaker 1>know that They've got this Aggrica ulture jam down pat

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<v Speaker 1>and so strawberries, raspberries, etcetera, all very very successfully grown there.

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<v Speaker 1>And so that got me thinking about a berry drink

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<v Speaker 1>and a berry base for a drink. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>thought about a drink that I love and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>can I make a version of this without alcohol? That

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<v Speaker 1>is super yummy. Have you ever had a strawberry balsamic smash? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it has strawberry balsamic together, but not in a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Delicious Okay, so this is basically a non alcoholic version

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<v Speaker 1>of that. You're gonna put right into your rocks glass.

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<v Speaker 1>No ice in there yet, one to two slices of lime,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on how much you like your your citrus element.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it one strawberry, a good sized strawberry and you

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<v Speaker 1>want it right, a couple of blueberries, and like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice fat BlackBerry. And then you're gonna put a half

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<v Speaker 1>teaspoon of balsamic in there. Get out your muddler or

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<v Speaker 1>your wooden spoon, and just give it a little a

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<v Speaker 1>little mash. Again, as I always say, with the muddler,

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<v Speaker 1>don't pulverize. You're just trying to bring everything out. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to make like a gross pulp of the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to be able to recognize that it started

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<v Speaker 1>as fruit. So then once you've got that mashed a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, you're gonna add a half ounce of simple

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<v Speaker 1>syrup or a vanilla syrup. You know, I was like

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<v Speaker 1>a vanilla, a dash of lime juice, give it a

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<v Speaker 1>little stir, add in a whole lot of ice, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're gonna slowly pour your ginger ale over that

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<v Speaker 1>while you keep stirring it to make sure that fruit

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<v Speaker 1>integrates with the ginger ale, it becomes this beautiful, pinkish red.

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<v Speaker 1>I also did a version where I threw some basil

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<v Speaker 1>leaves in the starting before I mo and that did

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<v Speaker 1>something very beautiful that you can also if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go as sweet as ginger ale, use a

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<v Speaker 1>club soda instead, and then uh, you can you know,

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<v Speaker 1>garnish it with something like a rosemary or a lime

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever you delight in. But let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>how yummy this is. It is so yummy. It's another

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<v Speaker 1>one that I was like, oh no, I better make

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<v Speaker 1>it again and make sure it's the same, which really

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<v Speaker 1>was like I just wanted more. I think that's just

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<v Speaker 1>called quality control, right, that's just called you know, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to give out a bad recipe, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to be sure it's good, even if it takes six tries, right,

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<v Speaker 1>six delicious tries. You're all identical. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>make a cocktail version with alcohol, there are two paths

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<v Speaker 1>you can take, and you could consider one maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>what I would call Margaret made of Norway, and the

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<v Speaker 1>other I would call false Margaret. But they're both delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>but they have very different flavor profiles. Margaret made of

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<v Speaker 1>Norway preserves kind of the flavor of the mocktail version.

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<v Speaker 1>You're still getting all of that berry in a little

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<v Speaker 1>the lime that really like brings that berry flavor to

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<v Speaker 1>like a really zingy place, but you're going to add

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<v Speaker 1>an ounce and a half of just like a very

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<v Speaker 1>clean vodka. You don't even taste the vodka, which makes

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<v Speaker 1>it a slightly dangerous drink if you are a drinker.

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<v Speaker 1>The other version, which will make it a very different

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<v Speaker 1>thing in its forties, perhaps um, is that you can

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<v Speaker 1>do instead an ounce and a half of a really

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful gin. I would do one that doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>heavy flavor, but you want that that herbal completely different,

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<v Speaker 1>Like gin brings its own business to the table, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's going to shift the drink around quite a

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<v Speaker 1>bit in terms of its flavor, and you still get

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<v Speaker 1>all of those yummy berry flavors, but their flavors shift

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<v Speaker 1>on your tongue a little bit because you're also getting

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<v Speaker 1>that juniper bite in there. Both very yummy. Absolutely serving

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<v Speaker 1>this at my next get together. If I can just

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<v Speaker 1>figure out a way to like muddle you know, eight

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<v Speaker 1>pounds of berries it once, I'll be fine for the day, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you need a very big picture, need picture I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I got pictures for days. It's just it's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fruit. So it's a lot of little pieces and

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<v Speaker 1>a little more ups than some of the drinks I do.

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<v Speaker 1>But the payoff is really quite delightful. And then at

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom you have all of this beautiful fruit that's

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<v Speaker 1>had you know, yummy ginger ales soaking into it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it just becomes its own little dessert addendum to the situation,

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<v Speaker 1>or in the alternative glass, it's had levely Gin sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there just sort of yes, marinating it. That is the

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<v Speaker 1>betrayed princess. And I specifically wanted to start with ingredients

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<v Speaker 1>that are more commonly found. I mean, which not to

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<v Speaker 1>say those things don't grow in Scotland, but Norway really

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<v Speaker 1>like likes to tout its ability to grow some pretty

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful fruit. So that's why I want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't get a lot of Norwegian in the story,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that might be a nice way to

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<v Speaker 1>honor Margaret's early childhood life. I hope in my heart

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<v Speaker 1>that she spent her her brief life in the fields

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<v Speaker 1>of Norway just picking beautiful ripe fruit right off the

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<v Speaker 1>vine and eating it. So with that we will raise

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<v Speaker 1>our betrayed princesses to you. Thank you once again for

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