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<v Speaker 1>If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week

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<v Speaker 1>was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes,

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<v Speaker 1>break free for something special. Fitur with Ben Maller starts

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<v Speaker 1>right now on a Saturday. Well, come in. We are

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<v Speaker 1>in the air everywhere, hanging out on another weekend here

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<v Speaker 1>as the NBA postseason continues right here on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We thank you for finding the podcast, subscribing to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>growing the number of downloads every single weekend. Here three

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<v Speaker 1>podcast the week and the Saturday podcast. Right there in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle. That's the good part of the sandwich. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the good part of the sandwich, right there in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>And we are going to have some fun today. We

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<v Speaker 1>are joined west of the four oh five back on

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturday. David Gascon is right over there. I am here,

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<v Speaker 1>I am here, and um are you limping a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit after what has transpired over the last week, week

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<v Speaker 1>and a half span with your with your l A clippers,

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<v Speaker 1>because wow, well I mean again, you know we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>this on a Saturday. I we we don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened on Friday night, so it's kind of tough to

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<v Speaker 1>break that down. I think I'm looking forward to a

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<v Speaker 1>game seven. Uh though, I'm pretty impressive performance by Kauai

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<v Speaker 1>in game game six. I'm sure you watch that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Paul George and the People's team there and well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like we record this on a Thursday, but I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>they played very well on a Friday night. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a m C. I am all in on the

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<v Speaker 1>Clippers in the game six. Now you're a Laker historian,

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<v Speaker 1>you're west of the four oh five. You support the

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<v Speaker 1>elitist Lakers. The one person enters the late. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>the Lakers. What a great season they had, let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, very impressive. They're that performance against the Sun's

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<v Speaker 1>I think Lebron still walking. I don't know, maybe he's

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<v Speaker 1>walking back to l A. I don't know. Look, gives

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<v Speaker 1>him time to work on movies, now, right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's really what the ultimate goal is. To bring

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<v Speaker 1>it enough help and support and as soon as they

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<v Speaker 1>break down, you just pull the rip chord and you

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<v Speaker 1>are off into the entertainment. Realm. Yeah, he is stopping

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<v Speaker 1>stopping away. Uh, clearly clearly stopping away anyway. On the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast this week, we've got Boom too, Benny pop Quiz,

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<v Speaker 1>and I also have some random scientific we'll get scientifical

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<v Speaker 1>if you will. Some things that I came across that

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<v Speaker 1>we're intriguing. At least I found him intriguing scouring the web.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what intriguing is the mail? Um the mail

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like Santa Claus weekly comes into Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Radio because well, I know, but I go in and

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<v Speaker 1>out of the mail room on a weekly basis, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe the amount of mail boxes, envelopes, goodies

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<v Speaker 1>that your fans send you. Well, you don't know. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what is in the malight, I do not.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know unless you open the mail, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a federal crime to open the mail. You're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to open another person's federal crime, so you shouln't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't know what's in there. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's in there until I opened the box and

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<v Speaker 1>I see what's in the box. So and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even we don't even really have a mail room. The

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<v Speaker 1>mail room was moved. Yes, well it was moved for us,

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<v Speaker 1>but they have a general mail room on the fifth floor,

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<v Speaker 1>so I have to navigate up there and then look

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<v Speaker 1>into some cubby holes and at times, at times you

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<v Speaker 1>have boxes that have been sent to you by fans

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, wait a minute, this has been up

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<v Speaker 1>here for how long before they actually bring it down

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<v Speaker 1>in the lobby for us. Well, that's the problem with

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<v Speaker 1>the mail service. That's what people. I can email from people, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you something, and I'm like, well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get it. I don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I could try to find it, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is unfortunate. But I do eventually get everything. It just might.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't send anything perishable. No, I would not send

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<v Speaker 1>anything that will expire or anything like that. And I

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<v Speaker 1>certainly wouldn't send any animal parts like Doc Mike assumed

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<v Speaker 1>with the bloody goathhead and all that stuff. I would

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<v Speaker 1>avoid that because for a while in the early days

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<v Speaker 1>of Fox Sports Radio, this goes back to probably two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand four, two thousand five, you know, the network had

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<v Speaker 1>been on the air for like four or five years.

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<v Speaker 1>But Doc Mike would he would send goathheads. And one time,

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<v Speaker 1>one time they thought they thought they had a like

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<v Speaker 1>a body part, like a human body part, because it

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<v Speaker 1>was like blood coming out of the box. And they stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>They put a stop on my mail at the company.

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<v Speaker 1>They would not take my mail anymore because of Doc.

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<v Speaker 1>And then so I told Doc, as said, listen, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not taking mail for me, will you. You You know you're

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<v Speaker 1>an asshole. You've screwed this up for me. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry. So then everything he sends to this day

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<v Speaker 1>and Doc sends me a lot of parapherne you're in

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<v Speaker 1>books and crap like that, and everything had he writes,

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<v Speaker 1>no animal parts, no goat head, no blood on the

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<v Speaker 1>outside of the package in large black you know inc

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the box. There. Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a whole I have a whole wing here of like

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<v Speaker 1>Doc Mike crap I have. He's run for president since

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<v Speaker 1>every election since twenty twelve, sixteen and now twenty uh

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<v Speaker 1>he has run and I am his vice presidential Kennedy.

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<v Speaker 1>But he actually has presidential election style photos taken like

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<v Speaker 1>campaign posters. He makes these campaign posters and he always

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<v Speaker 1>sends me some every year. It's not now I know

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<v Speaker 1>that you've had You've had a listener send you a

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<v Speaker 1>cooler with with frozen meat before. Yes, so our guy

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<v Speaker 1>in Boston, that's the greatest. That he hooks me up

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<v Speaker 1>with the Finway Monster Dog, the greatest hot dog of

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<v Speaker 1>all time, only available in the local Boston area. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy fil Man, he's the hot dog benefactor. He

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<v Speaker 1>always hooks me up. The problem with that is a

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<v Speaker 1>few times, you know, he's gone out and got the

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<v Speaker 1>hot dogs and then by the time they got down

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<v Speaker 1>to me, they were lukewarm, and it's not well. I

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<v Speaker 1>I bring that up because I'm curious if Doc Mike

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<v Speaker 1>has ever gone that route of disguising mail and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>having packaged or cooled off urine in a bottle. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's very he would never say that because the urine

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<v Speaker 1>is very valuable the doc. It's it's it's gold, it's

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<v Speaker 1>liquid gold, and he would never never do that. So

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, I mean he's he's not centering a urine

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<v Speaker 1>the mail, but he has sent me a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>urine themed items paraphernalia. Yeah, it was seven of books

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<v Speaker 1>on on Yourin. We actually had one of the authors

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<v Speaker 1>on that doc booked for this show we had and

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<v Speaker 1>the guy cursed and it was a it was a

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<v Speaker 1>hot mess that doc working hard to produce the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>So tremendous, tremendous, tremendous tumentus. But yeah, I do think

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<v Speaker 1>that the people have sent stuff. I appreciate it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to go through everything to the inventory and

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<v Speaker 1>all that, but it's, uh, it is much appreciate it

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<v Speaker 1>and I do eventually get it. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>know I do get it. There's a big lag time though,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know the mail. Um, it's like a snail.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a snail in there and it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like it goes along and it does this thing. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've got boomed to Benny. And this is another thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I listen. I got several messages from people on the

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<v Speaker 1>social media and emails from people, Hey I saw this,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh it is true. So I give you the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the story. So there is a documentary series

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<v Speaker 1>on Vice TV called The Dark Side. Apparently they do

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<v Speaker 1>this for a number of topics, The Dark Side. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like their own franchise documentary franchise advice, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>they claim in their in their propaganda that they explore

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<v Speaker 1>the underbellies of the world's many, you know, prefer left

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<v Speaker 1>in the shadows. And so the latest one that's out

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<v Speaker 1>now is The Dark Side of Football and it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>no holds barred approach to looking at the NFL. And

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<v Speaker 1>one of the episodes of the Air and I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was episode three was on all Right, and I

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<v Speaker 1>am in that episode. I uh did a number of

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<v Speaker 1>different I don't know how to frame me. You do

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<v Speaker 1>these these documentary shows. They sit you in a chair

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<v Speaker 1>and then they ask you questions for for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm told I'm gonna be in some other episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't seen it, the Vice TV, uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's on the internet. Some of it's on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see the Raider episode yet on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not seen that. I've not seen the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>And even if I could see the episode, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I would watch the episode because it's Uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like listening to myself on the radio, and I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely don't like looking at myself on TV. But it

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't done really any real TV stuff, like any and

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<v Speaker 1>like this kind of thing since uh, the INBC Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Network back in the day. But we uh to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you how that works. These things work. We we taped

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<v Speaker 1>for like several hours. This goes back to December, and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll probably only use like a total of thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm lucky, But it was like three hours. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a lunch break, and I mean it was the

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<v Speaker 1>whole the whole deal, and the producers and the directors.

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<v Speaker 1>They reached out to me, uh back in like November

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<v Speaker 1>of last year, and one of the guys worked on

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<v Speaker 1>the Best Damn Sports Show period, one of the he

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the producer guys and I and and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like he knew, I knew some people have

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<v Speaker 1>worked on that show, so we we kind of knew

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<v Speaker 1>the same people and that kind of stuff. Chris Rose,

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Looney, No, I weren't the guy was on. He

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<v Speaker 1>was behind the scene, but yeah, I Rose and Looney

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<v Speaker 1>and those guys who worked at Fox Sports Radio back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day. And so we filmed that like the

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<v Speaker 1>first week in December, and it was taped at the

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<v Speaker 1>lobby of the Culver Hotel in Culver You've ever been

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<v Speaker 1>to the Culver Hotel in Culver City? Is it the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's on the corner And it's really, really nice

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<v Speaker 1>when you walk in, it's a it's a weird shape.

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<v Speaker 1>It it looks like a building from New York. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an old Hollywood landmark. In fact, it is a historical landmark.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a National Historical landmark. This hotel. It's been around

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<v Speaker 1>since the early days of Hollywood. It's pretty cool. I

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<v Speaker 1>was walking around there and it's like a it's not

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<v Speaker 1>really a triangle, but it's kind of you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a weird shape of the building. And they built

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<v Speaker 1>like a movie theater around it. But the movie studios

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<v Speaker 1>right across the way. It's still still there from the

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<v Speaker 1>old days. But that is that hotel is most famous

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<v Speaker 1>because back in the nineteen thirties, when they were filming

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<v Speaker 1>The Wizard of Oz, the Munchkins stayed at that hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just down the street from the MGM studios,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they put up all these little people at

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<v Speaker 1>the Culvert Hotel in the late nineteen thirties. And the

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<v Speaker 1>legend is that they were so cheap at the movie

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<v Speaker 1>studio that they literally would put three little people in

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<v Speaker 1>a bed because they were so tiny, and that way

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<v Speaker 1>they could. Because it's not a big hotel, there's only

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like less than fifty rooms in the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a small building. And so to monetize space, they

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<v Speaker 1>would lay three I don't know what used to call

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<v Speaker 1>them midgets. I don't know what do you call him now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the political people, little people a politicularly,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So they lay him on the bed, three

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<v Speaker 1>of them, and they could they could get him, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were a hundred and twenty four I wrote it down.

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<v Speaker 1>A hundred and twenty four little actors were filmed. And

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<v Speaker 1>not only is it hilarious to think that while they

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<v Speaker 1>were filming The Wizard about's one of the great movies

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<v Speaker 1>you know, think about all time. I quoted many people quoted.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those you've got to see. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a write of passage at some point, even though it's

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<v Speaker 1>a million years ago, from the nineteen thirties. Uh. But

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<v Speaker 1>so they lay the little people down on the bed

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<v Speaker 1>and all that stuff. Hundred and twenty four actors, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was apparently like Sodom and Gomorrah, like they had,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a little men and wait a minute and

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<v Speaker 1>all that, and they were getting drunk and having wild parties.

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<v Speaker 1>They had filmed during the day and then at night

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<v Speaker 1>at the Culvert Hotel, they would just go insane. And

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<v Speaker 1>the legend also is that the studio would they use

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<v Speaker 1>underground tunnels to the shuttle the the actors, the munchkins

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<v Speaker 1>underneath in the bowels of the hotel across the street

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<v Speaker 1>to the MGM studios, so they would be undetected, so

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<v Speaker 1>people wouldn't know what was going on about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's an interesting hotel. That's what you did the

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<v Speaker 1>documentary and like it goes. I mean the big names

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<v Speaker 1>in the old days of Holly Clark, Gable, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Greta Garbo, people like that. Um, Charlie Chaplin supposedly owned

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<v Speaker 1>that hotel. And the legend is, although I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's true, as he sold the hotel, he he lost

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<v Speaker 1>the poker game and he is something with the pot

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<v Speaker 1>game where they sold the hotel that John Wayne for

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<v Speaker 1>one dollar or something like that. And so there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of stories about it. But it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool old Hollywood place. And so anyway, I you're

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<v Speaker 1>interested in seeing the dark side, and I did see

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<v Speaker 1>the first episode, which I was not in. It's well done.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good you like a good sports documentary The

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<v Speaker 1>Dark Side of Football, and we'll see they talked about

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<v Speaker 1>the Raiders on the in that episode. I know there's

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<v Speaker 1>some I don't want to give it away, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>some on you know, violent hits and the concussions and

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff, and the Eagles, the Cowboys, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know some of the other stuff that we talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the book. I have not read it yet though,

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<v Speaker 1>but The Dark Side it was I'm curious, what did

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<v Speaker 1>they so when this is broken down in each episode

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<v Speaker 1>sixty minutes in length or thirty minutes, So they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>it like a short version with with an entire series

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<v Speaker 1>or is it? No, the episode I saw was like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, like an hour deal I guess about with

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<v Speaker 1>commercials or whatever, it's a little less. But uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that seems like the full the full manti there they're

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<v Speaker 1>not cutting corners and maybe they were working on this

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<v Speaker 1>for like a year and a half. Actually well no,

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<v Speaker 1>not a year. But it was like during COVID the

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<v Speaker 1>guys were traveling around and interviewing people, so you have

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<v Speaker 1>to sign all these COVID disclosures and whatnot. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>curious why, I mean, why won't you watch it though,

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<v Speaker 1>because editors, it's a making break with editors don't make

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<v Speaker 1>it look good. They'll make you look bad. Yeah. No's

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's the whole thing with the documentary. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't see it because then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>like be like I look fat or I look ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know I didn't wear that, or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>why did I say that? I should have said this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't want to do that. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I might check out a screenshot. I might, I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>like a photo. Well, you're gonna have the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I mean, I know Rob Parker did it

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. You know he does, and he's on TV

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. I sends that stuff to us all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. You're gonna have a handful of listeners are

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<v Speaker 1>doing this anyway for you. They're gonna face is too

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<v Speaker 1>shiny right here. Well. The funny thing about that is

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<v Speaker 1>when I finished the shoot back in December, They're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this should come out around the super Bowl. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, the Super Bowls in February early February.

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted to do it like, you know, either promoted

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning and then drop it right after the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, and it never happened. So I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it got scrapped or something like that, maybe because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear from him. And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they never did the show. And then, um, here

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<v Speaker 1>we are in June, and you know, February, not March,

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<v Speaker 1>not April, not May, but we're in June, so five

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<v Speaker 1>essentially five months later, and uh, and there it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But I had actually forgotten about I figured they just

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<v Speaker 1>scrapped in and that was it. But people pointing out

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<v Speaker 1>they did not scrap So there you go. Can I share?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I share a football? Um? Can I share a

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<v Speaker 1>football story with you? Then? Um, I was. I was

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<v Speaker 1>fortunate and lucky. I've I've been on a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a kick thanks to what we've done in the markets,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's crypto or or obviously the New York Stock

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<v Speaker 1>Exchange been up quite a while. At six six thirty

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, seven thirty in the morning, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a call a few days ago from this

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<v Speaker 1>this digital company overseas that's based in Hamburg, Germany, and

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<v Speaker 1>they contacted me because they needed, or they do need

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<v Speaker 1>a handful of announcers to commentate on the new European

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<v Speaker 1>Football League. So yesterday, No, not yesterday, the day before

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<v Speaker 1>I did a test I did a test game for

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<v Speaker 1>them and featured the Hamburg Sea Devils, and uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty interesting. It was a inter squad American

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<v Speaker 1>style football. Yeah, American football they have so they have

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<v Speaker 1>NFL rules except for overtime over time, they'll go to college.

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<v Speaker 1>But outside of that, Yeah, it's a lot of the

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<v Speaker 1>guys that were playing at the Division one level, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it's FBS the FCS, and a lot of these dudes

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<v Speaker 1>that play that in German leagues before or still play

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<v Speaker 1>in German leagues. So yeah, it's pretty interesting. I was like, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you go through the you go through

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<v Speaker 1>the roster and you're looking for the Johnson's, the Smiths,

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<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden you get those German

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<v Speaker 1>last names and you're like, wait a minute, this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a little challenging. Yeah, and are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>travel to Germany and no, no, So they're doing everything online. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The kicker on this, which is kind of unique, is

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<v Speaker 1>that the European Football League is generating sixty players on

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<v Speaker 1>each roster. You can only have ten foreign players and

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<v Speaker 1>you can only have four Americans. So they want to

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<v Speaker 1>keep it where it's centrics to centric to the state

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<v Speaker 1>or the state the country that you're in. So right

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<v Speaker 1>now it's comprised of Germany, Poland and Spain, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can only have those players in that country or from

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<v Speaker 1>that country playing those teams that want that. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>most like I know in basketball. I've talked to guys

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<v Speaker 1>that have played overseas and they have limits on how

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<v Speaker 1>many Americans can play in like basketball, internationally, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the countries have limits on that. You can only

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<v Speaker 1>have one or two I forget the number is. But

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<v Speaker 1>be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be

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<v Speaker 1>Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Yeah. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine they tried that in America? Well, you can

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<v Speaker 1>only have one foreign player on your team, and then

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<v Speaker 1>after that you're not a lot. Oh my god, the

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<v Speaker 1>locarate would go nuts. They would lose their mind to crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine? Yeah, well you have a quota and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, reached our quota and that's it. Could you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if they did that for Major League Baseball? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>as far as like the Dominican Republic, American countries, ship

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<v Speaker 1>Toronto Blue Jays would be in a whole lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be in the world of hurt. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>it isn't you look at the US versus the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that a lot of the other places. That's

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<v Speaker 1>I think I heard in the Mexican League, Mexican League baseball,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a limit on how many US players you

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<v Speaker 1>can have. I don't know that. Somebody told me that

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago. I don't know if that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you know that then for like the Japanese

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<v Speaker 1>or Korean leagues? Is that the case? I believe that

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<v Speaker 1>to be the case. Also, Yeah, I think we can

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<v Speaker 1>double check it. But I know in basketball, I've I've

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<v Speaker 1>worked with some guys that played basketball in different countries

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<v Speaker 1>and they were limits on how many Americans I could

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<v Speaker 1>play in that country. And I think in in Japanese baseball, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that you can only have a couple of per team.

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<v Speaker 1>That you've got to have mostly players from the Homeland.

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<v Speaker 1>That's But as far as the broadcasting thing, like see

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<v Speaker 1>now because of the COVID, this is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things like if you're an up start league, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to actually have the broadcasters travel to wherever you are,

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<v Speaker 1>right if you can save money now you can. People

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<v Speaker 1>have been hypnotized and mesmerized and they don't really know

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<v Speaker 1>where the broadcasters are, and so you could call games

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<v Speaker 1>from your living room and you don't have to travel

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<v Speaker 1>to Germany and need a sausage. You know, Germany Schnitzelman,

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<v Speaker 1>the German press man. Yes. And the one lucture that

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<v Speaker 1>we had with this game to which I loved they

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<v Speaker 1>probably didn't was that they had two cameras but hot mics,

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<v Speaker 1>and so that the mics were down there field level

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<v Speaker 1>and you could just hear English speaking head coaches, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of them, more American dropping f bombs left and right,

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<v Speaker 1>blown tackles, missed the simits, staying out of their lanes

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<v Speaker 1>on kickoff and kickoff return. So it was awesome. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it would lay out just so I can hear the

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<v Speaker 1>hot mics. It's really good. So and you're doing this

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<v Speaker 1>in English, you don't speak Germans, you're doing this in English,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is being broadcast where is this supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be broadcast? When you start doing it, it'll be broadcasted

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<v Speaker 1>on a company's platform called Spock TV s p A

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<v Speaker 1>l K TV. Yeah, so they do. They do a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of different sports. Have been trying to work with

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<v Speaker 1>them for for a while and they do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of basketball, baseball. Um, I think they do polo, tennis, boxing,

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<v Speaker 1>They do a handful of things. But where they are

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<v Speaker 1>They an international company or they so they're they're based

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<v Speaker 1>in Germany and but they've had people working in Germany, Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>I think New Zealand and different parts of the UK.

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<v Speaker 1>So do they pay well, Uh, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>even gotten into that. I gotta clear the first turtle

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<v Speaker 1>man thing. I just want to make sure you get

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<v Speaker 1>your money. I don't want to, you know, be upset

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<v Speaker 1>about that. So they should that should you should say hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how much am I getting? And I'm not gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>it this is unless I get X amount of dollars

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Well, I it's it's interesting because of the

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<v Speaker 1>sense that their head coaches and the commission have openly

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<v Speaker 1>said that their idea for this league is not to

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<v Speaker 1>make it a standalone. They want to make it as

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<v Speaker 1>a transition link to the National Football League. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that that's a huge leap, especially because you gotta think

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<v Speaker 1>big man big, you know. They want to make this

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<v Speaker 1>like the NFL Europe, right, yeah, yeah, well I remember

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL Europe. It seemed like a good idea. But

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<v Speaker 1>I remember people just used to complain that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know who any of the right which is. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>so dumbfounding to me because I love watching the MAC.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many people do, but I'll watch

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<v Speaker 1>that ship on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights. And outside of

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan Patterson that played running back for Buffalo and scored

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<v Speaker 1>seven touchdowns in the game last season, most people don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who these cats are. But it's football. Well. I

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<v Speaker 1>love the guys. And when you go to Vegas or

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere now they have sports books, you go in there

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<v Speaker 1>and there's always that one guy that's like the MAC guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know, he bets on the Mac. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. Then there's the everyone's chasing Hawaii, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>that person that studies Hawaii. They're kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's their thing, you know, the Hawaii Warriors, the Rainbow

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<v Speaker 1>Warriors and all that. Yeah, plus to the last game

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<v Speaker 1>of the night. So if you're chasing an action from

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<v Speaker 1>a blown pack twelve game at ten o'clock, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>would argue that the sports books make more money from

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<v Speaker 1>Hawaii than many of the schools in the Power five

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<v Speaker 1>conferences because that that's the drain everything goes through at

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<v Speaker 1>the end. You're trying to get your money back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like it's amplified now because the continuance

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess innovation of live betting too, right, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you're not you're not waiting for a second half spread anymore. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you're waiting for the television time outs to come in. Yeah. Boy,

0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:00.520
<v Speaker 1>that's a dangerous one, the live betting man, because you

0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 1>can bet on everything and it's I mean, jeez, that

0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 1>is a slippery slope, man. That's a death by a

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 1>thousand paper cuts is what that is? Or a thousand

0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, as was it R. J. Bell called pizza

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:16.320
<v Speaker 1>money bets. But you make enough pizza money bets and

0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:19.160
<v Speaker 1>you got nothing. Yeah, you you lose enough pizza money

0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 1>bets and you will feel that, Yeah, that is not good. Now,

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know do you, because I know you go

0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:29.680
<v Speaker 1>to bed usually around eight or nine o'clock after your show, right, yes, yes,

0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I usually go to bed between right around eight to nine,

0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 1>depending on the day. On Thursday, CNR not CNN. Fox

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Business on Thursday had the CEO and president of Fubo

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:45.199
<v Speaker 1>TV on Yeah, and he talked about how it was

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:48.879
<v Speaker 1>being treated as a meme stock for for some odd reason.

0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>But they have and obviously for those that don't know,

0:25:51.280 --> 0:25:53.640
<v Speaker 1>they could check it out. But I think you talk

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 1>about a loaded gun with live betting. Fobo TV is

0:25:57.000 --> 0:25:59.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna have where if you're watching let's say, like the

0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Colts in the Charge Years, they're gonna have a menu

0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 1>that's up there and available for you to live bet

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 1>or place bets on other games at the flick of

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:11.119
<v Speaker 1>a switch on your television channel or just on a

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:14.800
<v Speaker 1>on a touch screen. So yeah, I don't know, man.

0:26:14.880 --> 0:26:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I think there's that novelty of going to Vegas, Like

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>we could hop in a car and go four hours

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>to Vegas in a car or a forty five minute

0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 1>of flight, But fuck dealing bets from your house. Yeah,

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be careful. I mean to me, the way

0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>this would work, you know, and that's you know, there's

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:33.359
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people obviously get swept up in this

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:35.879
<v Speaker 1>and lose everything. But you gotta be careful. But you

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>can say that about any any vice, like people drink

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:41.159
<v Speaker 1>too much? Does that mean we should ban alcohol? They

0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:45.159
<v Speaker 1>tried that prohibition. It didn't work. People people will do

0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:50.439
<v Speaker 1>to anything to excess, but everything in moderation. But to me,

0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:52.679
<v Speaker 1>the whole the way it would work in the perfect world.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:56.879
<v Speaker 1>You know, let's say, uh, on a Friday night, it

0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 1>worked all week, there's a game or a sun day afternoon,

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:02.600
<v Speaker 1>and you want to put a couple of bucks down,

0:27:02.720 --> 0:27:05.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, and then but you go crazy. I don't

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:08.640
<v Speaker 1>think that's But when you go to Vegas, you have

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 1>a dollar amount set aside that you're you're seeing yourself.

0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:15.400
<v Speaker 1>I can lose this much, right, Yeah, that's my donation,

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>that's my tax, and I paid to the casino. That's

0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:21.440
<v Speaker 1>the real that's the real resort fee. But they charge

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:24.879
<v Speaker 1>you a bullshit resort for resort fee. What do I

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:27.199
<v Speaker 1>think people are going there and not gambling? Why the

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>funk would you go to Vegas and not gable? Part

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 1>of the resort fee for thirty five dollars is the

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 1>gym and the telephone and the wifire internet access in

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:43.119
<v Speaker 1>your room, Like the funk is using that exactly. Well,

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:46.560
<v Speaker 1>the WiFi I get, but it doesn't cost thirty five

0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 1>dollars per person for the WiFi, and nobody uses the

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 1>hotel gyms. It's a completely empty Yeah, the waste of

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:58.240
<v Speaker 1>time use your phone at the at the casino tables anyway.

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, wife bull ship, they get away with it. Yeah,

0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:05.879
<v Speaker 1>that resort for you. It's like, we'll just put that

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 1>in the price of the room because you're afraid to

0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 1>do it, so you tack it on at the end

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:11.840
<v Speaker 1>and you go there. You're like, well, I'm getting a

0:28:11.880 --> 0:28:13.879
<v Speaker 1>great deal at hotel and you know, forty bucks a

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:16.959
<v Speaker 1>night with a seventy dollar resort fee, you know whatever

0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:19.399
<v Speaker 1>it is. It's like so stupid, and don't forget you

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:21.800
<v Speaker 1>need to pay for parking, right Yeah, well yeah, well

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:23.440
<v Speaker 1>that's why I got all those credit cards. I guess.

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:25.119
<v Speaker 1>I heard they got rid of that though with the

0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:27.080
<v Speaker 1>COVID they were so desperate to get people to come back.

0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if they brought the parking the charge parking back,

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:31.600
<v Speaker 1>but I had heard they got rid of that because

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:35.119
<v Speaker 1>I'd bet a Vegas and in a while since twenty nineteen.

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 1>But the last time I was in Vegas you had

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 1>to pay parking. But I heard they got rid of

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:40.080
<v Speaker 1>that because they were trying to encourage people to go

0:28:40.120 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 1>back to the casino. It's funny you bring that up.

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I just noticed on Delta's website a few days ago

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 1>that they did away with cancelation charges. So if you

0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 1>booked a flight out of l A to go to

0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 1>New York, let's say on Sunday, and you can't go anymore,

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.800
<v Speaker 1>you can cancel, not cancel, but you get a flight

0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 1>credit now into your account. You got a voucher before

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 1>they would charge you I think at least seventy five

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.680
<v Speaker 1>dollars to cancel or change it. And then they would

0:29:08.720 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 1>they would charge you the difference on an upcoming flight.

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:14.719
<v Speaker 1>And why did they Because they could. That's why they could.

0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 1>And all the other you know, the nuisance fees, like

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 1>the baggage fees and all that stuff. It's but I

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:27.120
<v Speaker 1>did did learn a lesson when I traveled some in

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>twenty nineteen, actually before that, Like you know, you don't

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 1>pay for a bag to be checked in. What you

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:35.760
<v Speaker 1>do is you try to put it in the overhead

0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:37.600
<v Speaker 1>they'll be out of space, and then they'll check it

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>in for you for free. Yeah, so that's the move.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:42.920
<v Speaker 1>You don't actually pay for it in advance because they'll

0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 1>just do it, and that way you don't have to

0:29:44.000 --> 0:29:47.239
<v Speaker 1>pay for now you will when you travel, especially when

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:50.160
<v Speaker 1>you went to Boston, did you either bring a jacket

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:55.000
<v Speaker 1>or a sweater? Uh? Yeah, I had to bring a

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>couple of jackets. I mean, it wasn't freezing, but it was,

0:29:57.320 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, still April and ball spin. It's not particularly warm.

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 1>So that's what I did, or that's why I do.

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll bring a huge jacket, usually like a winter coat,

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>and I'll bring it with my bag. If my bag

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:12.920
<v Speaker 1>is too big, I'll try to put it up on

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 1>the upper bend compartment, but if I can't, I'll put

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 1>it underneath my seat, but put my jacket over it.

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 1>And since it's black, you can't really see the dimensions

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>of the bag. Yeah, I don't when you walk on

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 1>the plane, though, don't they normally I can't see what's

0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 1>going on. They assumed I'm gonna put it in the

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>overhead bit. Okay, Yeah, so you're saying the flight attendants

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>aren't very punctual with what there like, like checking everything. Yeah,

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 1>they're not a student, especially since the intent or I

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:43.840
<v Speaker 1>moved my legs around a little bit doesn't look like

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm crammed. I'll spread spread out a little bit. And

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 1>my big, my big fat days back in the day

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 1>when I would fly in the seatbelt didn't particularly fit well.

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I was. There were a few flights I was able

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>to pretend like I had the seatbelt on and I didn't.

0:30:57.120 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 1>That's what you do, well, I would. I would put

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 1>my arms on my lap right where the middle of

0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 1>the seatbelt was, and I hold my hand over it

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 1>to make it seem like it was together. But it

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>was what it wasn't and uh And very rarely did

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I have any issue with him saying, what can I

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 1>see the full you know, the clicking of the seabelt.

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 1>They assumed that it was connected and it wasn't always

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 1>the case. It's better than them tugging on it, right,

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's good. All right. We have a few

0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 1>scientifical stories here, and this one's crazy. So a new

0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>study out found that nearly half of Americans say they

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 1>are convinced dinosaurs still exist in some remote corner of

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:48.280
<v Speaker 1>the world. How crazy is that? Uh? And uh, but

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 1>wait there's more. Four in ten people survey think that

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 1>the prehistoric creatures existed between two thousand and ten thousand

0:31:57.760 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>years ago, rather than between sixties six and two thirty

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:05.760
<v Speaker 1>million years ago, which is what science says. And what

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>in five even think the dinosaur population only went extinct

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>a hundred years That like, in nineteen twenty one, there

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 1>were dinosaurs sours roaming around while Babe Ruth was playing

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>for the Yankees. Just after World War One, we have

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:25.840
<v Speaker 1>dinosaurs roam in the world. Imagine they would They would

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:29.240
<v Speaker 1>weaponize the dinosaurs, put like bazookas on him and ship

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:33.600
<v Speaker 1>like that. Fifty percent also believed all dinosaurs only lived

0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 1>in Africa and North America, unaware that these are you know,

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:41.880
<v Speaker 1>these creatures were everywhere, And despite their being a thousand

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>different species of dinosaur, the typical adult can name only

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 1>how many dinosaurs four that's right for, with the most

0:32:49.880 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 1>popular dinosaur being the t rex. Yeah, Tyronosaurus rex most recognizable.

0:32:56.560 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>That's the the o G of the dinosaur, and that's

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:03.800
<v Speaker 1>the king. That's great. Though nearly half of Americans say

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 1>they're convinced the dinosaurs still exists somewhere here's the correct

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Jurassic Park. That's the Jurassic Park thing, right, So why

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>don't we think that was a documentary or something. Dr

0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Grant and obviously the the other ones in amusement park.

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I we don't explore the the ocean enough do We

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 1>were really fascinated with without our space, which is understandable.

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.240
<v Speaker 1>But what about the deep sea, the deep blue sea.

0:33:30.320 --> 0:33:32.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there's probably all kinds of crap living down

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:33.720
<v Speaker 1>at the bottom of the ocean that we have no idea.

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 1>There could be a whole different That's one of the

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>theories on the UFOs, that they're actually creatures that live

0:33:38.920 --> 0:33:41.000
<v Speaker 1>in the ocean that we don't know about. There's some

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of alien alien it'll be on the planet, but

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 1>deep in the bowels and the monsters out there. Like

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>they say that dinosaurs are gone, but I look at

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 1>a blue whale, I think that's that's a that's a dinosaur,

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, that's that To me, that's a dinosaur. Man

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 1>or the the Komodo dragon. Yeah, to me, it looks

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 1>like a little dinosaur. Looks like yeah, alright. A new

0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 1>study finds one in two Americans in a relationship admit

0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:13.719
<v Speaker 1>that their current partner is the worst sex they've ever had.

0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:18.439
<v Speaker 1>How about that? I believe it? What are they doing? Well,

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 1>you just get used to it and now it's just

0:34:21.880 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 1>all about getting on and getting off. So it's like

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.879
<v Speaker 1>chocolate chip cookies. Once you eat the same chocolate chip

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:30.760
<v Speaker 1>cookie every day, you tire of the chocolate chip cookie.

0:34:30.760 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 1>But you can't use an example of me. I'm a

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 1>chocolate fiend. I don't know about that. You're not you're

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 1>not married. Uh. Let's see, so you think that's more

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:47.359
<v Speaker 1>for men or more for women? I bet, I bet

0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:49.960
<v Speaker 1>it's actually equal. You think so? I think both are like,

0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of over it another. Let's see here

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:59.720
<v Speaker 1>a quarter to this, they said people getting injured during

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>the hay key pankey. Seven percent said it happened in

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>the shower, so be careful slipping the shower. Say they

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 1>hurt themselves while trying the wheelbarrow. But that there you go,

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>talking about manual labor. Uh, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, all right? Uh?

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 1>What one in five people have actually banned a board

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:32.400
<v Speaker 1>game for causing problems on game night. One of those

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:35.520
<v Speaker 1>who brought down the apparently the one that caused the

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:40.279
<v Speaker 1>most problems was Monopoly, Monopoly or scrabble, and Monopoly has

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:42.920
<v Speaker 1>been banned at the most place. According to a recent

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 1>survey of US residents say their game night with friends

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 1>or family members are often or always disrupted by competitive

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>or unfriendly behavior. And they say that said that people

0:35:58.320 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 1>that they would quit the game because they're losing. That

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 1>you can't do that. That's what Lebron did when he

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 1>walked off. I'm losing, so I'm gonna go to the

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:10.400
<v Speaker 1>locker room and I'm gonna get a treatment. And the

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:12.640
<v Speaker 1>guys that sucked my toes will say I was good

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 1>in treatment and I wasn't just being a bad sport. Yeah.

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 1>Someone accusing another player of cheating also popular, and two

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 1>or more players getting into an argument. So those are

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:28.840
<v Speaker 1>all reasons you have back. You have to admit Monopoly lags.

0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:35.480
<v Speaker 1>It just wears you down. Uh yeah, I used to

0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 1>like it when I was a kid, but I remember

0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:39.879
<v Speaker 1>my parents are like a little long. It wouldn't end,

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, I just go on for too long. And Scrabble,

0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Chest Checkers, Umish checkers, Go Fish my favorite. I'm a

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm a god fish fiend and machine both fish love spades.

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 1>Did you play spades as a kid. I played recently

0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 1>and not recently. A couple years I started playing Old Maid.

0:36:59.120 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 1>That's a good game. That is a good game. Yeah,

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:03.839
<v Speaker 1>I like Old underraate. It sounds like an old you know,

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:06.319
<v Speaker 1>old grandmother's play Old Maid. But it's a good game.

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've you've noticed this when you've

0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:10.600
<v Speaker 1>gone in Vegas. But do you know that some of

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:16.840
<v Speaker 1>the casinos have War? Uh No, I don't really. At Paris,

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I played it. You can play the dealer heads up

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:23.759
<v Speaker 1>in War, and I didn't. I broke even, but I

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:25.880
<v Speaker 1>just it was pretty intense. He's going to run and

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<v Speaker 1>then you get your ass kicked. You're gonna run and

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<v Speaker 1>get beat again. Yeah, talking about the ebbs and flows,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. Yeah, all right, a few we have a

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<v Speaker 1>limited time, so we do a few pop quiz questions.

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<v Speaker 1>A new report claims the best time to buy one

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<v Speaker 1>of these is more than two months before you plan

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<v Speaker 1>to use it. What is it? Oh? Um, can't be

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<v Speaker 1>a house, a refrigerator, a car, I will say, I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, um, a barbecue a barbecue? All right? Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a plane ticket to get the best deal you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to buy it. I think it's a hundred days

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Not in a hundreds, maybe less than that,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe seventies something days. I think it is the number

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<v Speaker 1>before you use a plane ticket, all right. In a

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<v Speaker 1>new survey, almost six of people say when they eat

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<v Speaker 1>this particular food, they wish they were alone. They would

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<v Speaker 1>rather be alone than have other people around a banana banana?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, although this can be served with a banana.

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<v Speaker 1>This particular food ice cream, Yeah, ice cream. I could

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<v Speaker 1>eat a carton of ice cream by myself with a

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<v Speaker 1>spoon to sit down. You're like the trope of the

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<v Speaker 1>lonely person. Actually your woman sitting on the couch eating

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<v Speaker 1>the slop when it comes to ice cream. Man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like my ice cream, but I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>like it that much. According to any of women at it,

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<v Speaker 1>they get suspicious whenever they're significant of the other. Does

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<v Speaker 1>this What are they doing? Locks his phone? Uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good one, but no, the answer is sending

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<v Speaker 1>them flowers. What Yeah, because they think that they might

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<v Speaker 1>have cheated on him. That's why they send them flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>No good deed goes unpunished, I guess, so, no good

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<v Speaker 1>deed goes unpunished. Clue. Uh. Men are twice as likely

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<v Speaker 1>as women to say they are really good at this sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh No, parallel parking parks, well, I think you know

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<v Speaker 1>where I stand on that. That's pretty pretty prolific in

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<v Speaker 1>that area. Proved yourself. There's some photos on the internet

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to. Yeah, precision driving, Ben Malley, Yes, yes, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see here of homeowners admit this is something they

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done for some time, even though they know they

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<v Speaker 1>really should clean the Uh clean they on top of

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<v Speaker 1>the roof roof. No, it is something cleaning, obviously, something

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<v Speaker 1>you should clean the bathroom. No, you know that that

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<v Speaker 1>lint filter thing on the dryer. Yeah, you don't do

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<v Speaker 1>it after every run? Oh I do. My wife does,

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<v Speaker 1>and she she she has the laundry. I I usually

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<v Speaker 1>do the dishes and she does a lot of laundry,

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 1>but I'll do the laundry occasionally. And I did the

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<v Speaker 1>laundry earlier this week, and I I always checked the

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<v Speaker 1>lint thing before I do put the dryer on. So

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled out the lint thing and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a bowling ball of lint that I put all. It

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<v Speaker 1>was unbelievable. I'm surprised that things didn't light on fire,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know I had done the laundry in

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<v Speaker 1>a while. I was like, hey, you know what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Yeah? Yeah, I check it occasionally. Yeah, has

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<v Speaker 1>so much link it was. It was insane, insane, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>No matter where you work, I don't care whether you

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<v Speaker 1>work at a radio station, a you know, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>truck driver, you work in a hospital or a church.

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<v Speaker 1>No matter where you work, chances are you do this

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<v Speaker 1>about fifty five times a week. M hmmm. Fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>times a week. Yeah, go to the bathroom? Uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>might I think that would be a lot, about fifty

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<v Speaker 1>five times in a week. I don't do the math

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<v Speaker 1>on that. On the bathroom five days a week? That's uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that eleven and a half times? I think you'd

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<v Speaker 1>lose your job if you went to the bathroom. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Uh. The answer is do curse. Curse. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna curse fifty five times no matter what you do.

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:56.480
<v Speaker 1>And in radio you can't curse on the air, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can't curse off the years free to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Eleven people say they are still at their current job

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<v Speaker 1>because their boss allows them to do this. Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Work remotely. Uh no, I know it's coming late. Be

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 1>tardying doesn't matter. They don't care, alright. Last one, we're

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<v Speaker 1>up against it here. Percentage of people under the age

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<v Speaker 1>of thirty that use their phone in the bathroom, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say. I'm gonna say of people under the age

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<v Speaker 1>of thirty use their phone in the bathroom. But the

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<v Speaker 1>answer is ship while they're sitting there dropping some logs,

0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:58.000
<v Speaker 1>are on their phone, playing around. It's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>high too, though, I come on to me, what else

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna read a book? I guess you could do that,

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<v Speaker 1>But what happened to they remember? Like the old school,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd have the tal rack and then underneath you'd also

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<v Speaker 1>have the magazines. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well you

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 1>go to the Vegas hotel, some of the high end hotels,

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<v Speaker 1>they have the guy there with the we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this before. I hate that, you know, the guy sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there with the the the breath, the breath mail and

0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:25.919
<v Speaker 1>they got the cologns And I hate that, Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>then you're in there going to the bathroom. Here's everything.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you gotta let one rip. He'll hear you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very awkward, very awkward. Anyway, that's it. Have a

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:39.319
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