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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving five. Hello. Yeah, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Mark. Yeah, this is Mark. Hey, this is Buttons. Who? Who? Buttons?

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Speaker 1: I'm the singing Telegram that you signed up for for

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Speaker 1: Valentine For Valentine's Day? You signed up on our website. Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Oh you're right? Yeah, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: You know, I just got some of the crud, you know.

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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, so you wanna you want me to

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Speaker 1: sing a song to who for a Valentine's Day? Uh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I are you the one doing the sing or? You know?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Yeah? I used to be

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Speaker 1: somebody man. You know, this is from the website. It

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Speaker 1: shows all over the world for like the army and

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Speaker 1: the Vietnam Once. Pretty sure I got a hooker pregnant there,

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Speaker 1: but who knows? Right? Yeah, you know that was my life.

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Speaker 1: That was my life. You know. I wanted to do

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Speaker 1: somebody to sing, I like a romantic, like yeah, chief,

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Speaker 1: that's me. I'm just telling you, like I used to

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Speaker 1: be somebody and now I'm doing this. You know, So

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Speaker 1: you booked a singing telegram for your wife. Tell me

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Speaker 1: a little bit about her. How long have you guys

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Speaker 1: been together. I've been married for three years. That's like

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Speaker 1: twice as long as any relationship I've ever been able

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Speaker 1: to hold down. Good for you, Yeah, I hear it. Yeah, yeah, No.

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Speaker 1: Never had a relationship with my dad either, had anybody

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Speaker 1: I'm close to? Um? Can I call you back? What

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Speaker 1: if if you have a number I can call you

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Speaker 1: back at? Is there a problem? I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: this sounds like a weird fit. I mean, I just

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Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you're going through some hard times,

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Speaker 1: which I can you know, I hear you, brother, But

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Speaker 1: hard times? How about rock Bottom? Brother? One day, you're

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Speaker 1: one of the biggest clowns working right, everybody knows your name,

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Speaker 1: everybody knows Buttons. And then the next and then the

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Speaker 1: next day you're working for some pimp names Silky Right.

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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, I gotta do an unspeakable thing enough

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Speaker 1: money to buy a cheeseburger. Let me look at the

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Speaker 1: form I fold out again because I don't think this

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Speaker 1: is gonna work out. Um, I'm just trying to sing

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Speaker 1: a song for your wife for Valentine's Day. Would you

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Speaker 1: stop being such a little about it? You juste is

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Speaker 1: there like a manager or somebody that is like well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just tired of talking to people like you. Are

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Speaker 1: just scared to pull the trigger. You know, somebody else

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Speaker 1: I could talk to, that'd be great, you know, Mark,

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Speaker 1: I like you, Man, I like you. Yeah, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: that makes my day. Man, I'm glad you liked me.

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Speaker 1: But but I think you're a bit of a loser

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Speaker 1: and I need to speak to somebody else. Or my

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Speaker 1: dad said that to me once. My dad said that

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Speaker 1: to me once. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Man. You always

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Speaker 1: still live with him? Actually I did. I lived in

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Speaker 1: his attic for years and then he just took off

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Speaker 1: and left me high and dry. But I told myself

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Speaker 1: I'd never be like him, and I'm gonna follow through.

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Speaker 1: That's why Buttons is going to do this for you.

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Speaker 1: My credit card better not be charged for this. By

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Speaker 1: the way, if there's any story, I will dispute the

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Speaker 1: day of that. Man, I'm gonna go ahead and come

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Speaker 1: over to your place and party. Man, No you're not.

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Speaker 1: I already got your information from the website and everything else.

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Speaker 1: Like I'll just sing a song to your wife, get

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Speaker 1: her all ready to go, and then the three of

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Speaker 1: us stop talking about my wife like that. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this. You got a hot tub. I

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Speaker 1: don't have a hot tub, and I'm tired of talking

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Speaker 1: to some depressed clown. You can either give you your manager,

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Speaker 1: or you can go for yourself all day long. I

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Speaker 1: can do that all day long. I can do that

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Speaker 1: all day. Sure, you can go back to whatever are

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Speaker 1: you crawled out of your sad dad stories. I'm sick

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Speaker 1: of it. What if I just tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call? If I do that instead,

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Speaker 1: you man, Jesus, this is this is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving eighty two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Jesus. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Patty set you up. She told us she said

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Speaker 1: that you signed up for some sort of singing telegram online.

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Speaker 1: I wanted me to mess with you. That was so weird,

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Speaker 1: I was. I'm one hundred percent serious about that hot

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Speaker 1: tap party though, here into it. Shut up, buttons, wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jaw point five