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Speaker 1: I listen to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen Hot. Hey, welcome to another episode of

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Speaker 1: the Blackouts podcast, your host Rod and Kim, and we're

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Speaker 1: live on a Monday, Yes, Monday afternoon, and it's a

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Speaker 1: very special Monday because we have a very special guest.

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Speaker 1: It's been a while since we had on the show,

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Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean we're still not big fans.

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Speaker 2: It's our girl, Jess Wood. What's going on? Jess Hey?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like with everybody being home for the

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Speaker 1: coronavirus stuff, you know, like people are finally like still

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Speaker 1: and not moving, we're able to like hook up and

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Speaker 1: holler at people and see what they've been up to.

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Speaker 1: I was listening to Keith and the Girl and I

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Speaker 1: heard jess Wood on there, and I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, she's always so great as a guest. And

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Speaker 1: then she hit me up and I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, you can be a guest on our show

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Speaker 1: as well. So tada show business. Uh, jess what you

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Speaker 1: what you've been up to? Man, last time we talked

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Speaker 1: to you, I want to say it's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Twenty might have been twenty seventeen, I think it was

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Speaker 1: the last time we talked to you.

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Speaker 2: So what you been up to?

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Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I wish I could say that

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Speaker 4: I wasn't still fucking the same meth heads. That's the

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Speaker 4: first thing I'd like to say.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Are you guys frozen?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Man, I'm having a frozen time?

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Speaker 1: Okay, are having a frozen time?

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Speaker 2: My frozen?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's waiting for her to reconnack, okay, refresh, jess

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Speaker 1: if you can.

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Speaker 2: Hear us.

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Speaker 1: Teller, yeah, because I think earlier when we tested this,

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Speaker 1: I froze, so yep.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you guys frozen on me?

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Speaker 5: Little?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are we back? Are we moving? You can hear it? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you've been having sex with the same methods still?

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Speaker 4: Oh Yeahftunately you guys, I don't know what my problem is.

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Speaker 4: And one of them actually came over recently and wore

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Speaker 4: a mask, So no kind of lingis no fleet obviously,

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Speaker 4: but definitely we fucked.

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Speaker 2: So, y'all are not six feet apart?

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Speaker 4: I mean his dick is so big, you guys, I

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Speaker 4: think we might have just made the dimensions work.

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Speaker 2: Was he coughing?

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Speaker 1: Did you like do a temperature check? You know, like

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Speaker 1: you gotta get thermometer or something if you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: risking it all.

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Speaker 2: I just I made him cough, I held his balls,

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Speaker 2: and I made him off. That's what you do.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's one of the things, but you

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Speaker 1: know it's definitely something on me.

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Speaker 2: Again, should I just wait? I shouldn't reload. We can

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Speaker 2: hear her.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can hear us. The internet is acting.

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Speaker 1: Let me think about this matter fact. Let me pause this,

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Speaker 1: let me pause this boom. All right, guys, technical difficulties.

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Speaker 1: Will work with it on the fly. But we think

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Speaker 1: we figured out a system here. Yes, so, jess, we were.

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Speaker 2: Talking about checking the temperature of the dicky.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So here's the thing, right, I've been seeing

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Speaker 5: these guys. Now this is impressive. I think. I mean,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you, I'm going to brag about my

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Speaker 5: monogamy with the with the street ruchens, with the hobo

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Speaker 5: dick as what they've been called before. But uh uh

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Speaker 5: three years three I've been, I've been, I've been, and

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Speaker 5: I I told that. I told the guy, I told

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Speaker 5: the young guy the other day. I said, oh man,

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Speaker 5: it's been three years. Can you believe that you and

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Speaker 5: crazy ass. I saw that either of them is crazy ass.

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Speaker 5: You know, when I'm with the other, I go, oh,

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Speaker 5: you know, crazy ass. And then take one talking about

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Speaker 5: and he goes why like he was. He seemed authentically

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Speaker 5: worried about my state of mind that I would have

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Speaker 5: stayed in this position with these two men who two

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Speaker 5: said before, I'll say it again, it just makes sense.

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Speaker 1: They're like, uh, listen, I just think you need to

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Speaker 1: get your life together.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a three year Yeah, I'm like a one

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Speaker 1: I'm here too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta raise your standards.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm terrible, exactly, like I wouldn't stay with me.

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Speaker 1: Why they so they know about each other?

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Speaker 2: Do they have they met or they Oh wow, are

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Speaker 5: I mean they've definitely one has bummed a cigarette off

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Speaker 5: the other one, and we've said hello in the streets,

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Speaker 5: all of us wow at certain points. Yeah, it's I mean,

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Speaker 5: you know, we're all grown up. I mean he might

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Speaker 5: only be twenty five, but he's a grown up. And

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Speaker 5: you know, I feel like there's a thing about kids

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Speaker 5: who are kind of in the street. It's like they

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Speaker 5: grew up pretty quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That is true.

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Speaker 5: God said.

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Speaker 1: I always say a street twenty five is like a

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Speaker 1: suburb thirty five. You know, it is an aging Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've seen some shit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah for sure, for sure. And the way that this

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Speaker 5: fucker is making love to me is like, get out

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Speaker 5: of here. I mean, oh my goodness, let me don't

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Speaker 5: set out of here. I mean, come back, we're going,

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Speaker 5: don't stop.

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Speaker 1: That's the danger right now, is the quarantine is out here.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are feeling like they're

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Speaker 1: getting randy. Okay, it's getting desperate times. People aren't even

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Speaker 1: on the normal. And I feel like a lot of

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Speaker 1: people are, you know, having those house calls being made. Man,

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Speaker 1: you just got to hope that they're doing all the

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Speaker 1: social distance stuff they're supposed to be doing on the regular.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you hope. I mean, I think he's been staying

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Speaker 5: on the same couch for a couple of months.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well that's steady.

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Speaker 5: Yes, as far as that goes. He doesn't go to

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Speaker 2: Being the perks of dating a hobosexual guys.

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Speaker 5: Yes, but here's the thing. I mean, I love that

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Speaker 5: you brought up that you thank you for listening to

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Speaker 5: the Keith and the Girl Show because I had so

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Speaker 5: much fun with them as well. You know, I love

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Speaker 5: you guys so much. All y'all are just like, oh

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Speaker 5: my god, the family feels I mean, not my real family,

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Speaker 5: but you know this new family. I can't. Yeah, bless

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Speaker 5: you progress. But we were we were chatting and they

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Speaker 5: were saying, you know, don't you want like wait, what

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Speaker 5: were they saying? They were asking me if I wanted

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Speaker 5: something better, and I was like, I don't know, I don't,

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Speaker 5: I don't, I don't know. You know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't know. You're happy with the status

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Speaker 1: quo or you? Because I feel like that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: There's always like this pressure on relationships to be progressing towards.

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Speaker 2: Something all the time, but like what if you're just happy?

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Speaker 1: Like I had a job once where you know how

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Speaker 1: they do that thing every year is an evaluation and

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Speaker 1: they're like, so like where you see yourself in five

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Speaker 1: I was like, I like this, I just want to

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Speaker 1: do this for however fucking long like this is my

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Speaker 1: vibe is very positive right now, all this other shit

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Speaker 1: you said sounds stressful, Like all this other stuff is responsibility,

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Speaker 1: And I feel like, what about people in relationships like

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Speaker 1: that where it's just like I'm cool with this, like.

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Speaker 2: Ye, no responsibilities, I'm good with Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I don't know. I feel like I

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Speaker 5: gonna really age myself when I call out this woman,

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Speaker 5: but I may West is my hero, and I don't

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Speaker 5: know if anyone knows who she is. But the in

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Speaker 5: the Olden Dies, you know, she was writing home plays

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Speaker 5: and doing things she's getting arrested for doing. She was

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Speaker 5: putting people in her plays that everyone was like, what

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Speaker 5: only had lovers. She never got down with the idea

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Speaker 5: The fuck. I mean. I know that us gals now

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Speaker 5: know that no guys days and no ladies, says the guys,

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Speaker 5: but we try not to.

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Speaker 1: Right, we haven't got that far yet. Okay, we're not

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Speaker 1: that progressive, like you still got to open these doors

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Speaker 1: and pay for these dates.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know we were We're very picky

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Speaker 2: Know has deserved. I mean at this point, I mean,

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Speaker 1: With enough ship, I feel like you get to pick,

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Speaker 1: of the of the chivalry and patriarchy you're in for.

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Speaker 1: You know, like that's not fair to be like, all right, guys, listen,

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Speaker 1: I know you've been oppressed for a few thousand, you know,

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Speaker 1: few millennia. But we're all free now, Okay, everything's even,

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Speaker 1: so start paying for half the dates.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's not fair.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not particularly if you're not going to raise

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Speaker 3: my pay or anything of that shit either. And I

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Speaker 3: know you get paid sixty five cents on the dollar,

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Speaker 3: but I'm gonna need you to go ahead and go

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Speaker 3: in half on this rent. You know, I'm exactly and

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Speaker 3: I joke about it, but everybody is affected by misogyny.

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Speaker 3: And the thing is men created the system, and then

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Speaker 3: things where yes, I'm married, but I want the dope.

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Speaker 3: And for me, you know what I'm saying, it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm married, but I want to be pampered and I

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Speaker 3: want to be spoiled, you know, And but that's just

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Speaker 5: Well, it's all it's always a personal choice with everything.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I you know, uh, I talk about everything,

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Speaker 5: and the guys that I fucking know that I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: talk about everything. And as first they're concerned, you know,

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Speaker 5: Every found I'd be put on nicknames and all this shit.

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Speaker 5: There's no one ever got a picture, real names or

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Speaker 5: anything like that. But someone did try to get in

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Speaker 5: ti me after that keeping the girl interview, and they

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Speaker 5: were like a couple. They were casting you guys, uh

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Speaker 5: and maybe you guys want to do it because they're

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Speaker 5: looking for couples or anyone listening right now, they're looking

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Speaker 5: for the real life couples under quarantine together. And they

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Speaker 5: heard my story and I said, you mean my story

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Speaker 5: about having sex with the guy with the mask on.

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Speaker 5: That's not I'm not a couple.

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Speaker 5: Man just coming from the streets, like you know, and uh.

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Speaker 5: You're so right, ka. I mean that's a great at

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Speaker 5: it's it's it's a situation. So I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: Jewish guy, you know. Anyway, so his little girl and

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Speaker 5: I have become really good friends, and I'm really proud.

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Speaker 5: I know, I do her voice because she's a very small,

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you haven't success stuff out there.

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Speaker 1: You're looking great, Yes you are. You know, look man,

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Speaker 1: meth head dick, it can change a lot. Okay, It's

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Speaker 1: all I'm saying, like, you know, don't knock it till

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Speaker 5: You try it. I know the young and he really

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Speaker 5: I was very insulted because okay, okay, it's justly moisture.

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Speaker 5: So h so I go, why, there's nothing not happening

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Speaker 5: here and he goes, noa to get into that booty,

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Speaker 5: and I go, oh, yeah, that.

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Speaker 1: Is a bit presumptuous. That is a bit presumptuous the

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Speaker 5: Play, right, what are some sort.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that is like young that's young people ship,

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Speaker 2: I'm not like what you don't like ship like that?

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Speaker 3: And the thing is the older you get, the less

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Speaker 1: Just hop up in that you know, you know, it's

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Speaker 3: You're old, yes, you, but like you are old because

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Speaker 3: so painful, you know, And that's because I'm old that

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Speaker 3: it's nothing wrong with what they're doing.

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Speaker 2: It's nothing wrong with their suggestion.

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Speaker 3: But I'm I'm I'm old, and I'm like, I got

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Speaker 3: other shit to do. We can't funk all that.

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Speaker 1: I think when you're young, it's like you're trying to

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Speaker 1: And it's like that sounds good until you know how

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Right, that sounds good to you, Like I got to

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Speaker 5: Oh see, okay, so I guess I should stop this

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Speaker 1: See, you can't have you can't have. Yeah, you can't

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Speaker 1: have the crackhead union popping up these days, like you

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Speaker 1: can't have them messing stuff up like that. Oh go

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Speaker 2: We can still hear you. But yeah, you can't go.

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Speaker 1: You can't have the uh, the meth heads and the

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Speaker 5: It's true, it's true. You can't. Don't mess with them.

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Speaker 5: They have a lot of energy. They have a lot

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Speaker 1: So what did they what do you say with the

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, I'm sorry. He was throwing his furniture out

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Speaker 1: Holy.

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Speaker 5: And then yeah, and then when the pirate went to

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Speaker 5: everybody smokes crack once in a.

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Speaker 1: While, No, they don't true.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 1: He was watching like Marie Condo at four am on Netflix,

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Speaker 1: and he just decided, like Jon, all this shit don't

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Speaker 1: bring me joy.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know what brings me joy?

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Speaker 2: Crack? Okay, So everything in his house is not crack.

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Speaker 2: Gotta go.

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Speaker 5: But it was it was a serious case of fucking

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Speaker 5: I always rail on this ship. Well but look at me.

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Speaker 5: Look at me. I look like a I look like

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Speaker 5: the enemy. Okay, I can't stop it. I can't. It's

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Speaker 5: not a blue Nazi, you know, like a blue hair

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00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 5: Nazi somewhere, I'm sure. But anyway, So I so the

439
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 5: way I look, I have to talk extra fucking loud

440
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,879
Speaker 5: about the way I feel about ship. And I'm like,

441
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 5: I'll die. I'll take a bullet. I've been saying this

442
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 5: for years. Take a bullet for this revolution. I'm a

443
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 5: race trader. Fuck you like, get very angry at people,

444
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 5: and and and so I saw this man and I

445
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 5: was like, ah, like white man, it was okay. So

446
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 5: white man torn frencture down. Everyone in the fucking building

447
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 5: is calling the management. The management has gotten up. The

448
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 5: management is a Mexican, nice Mexican lady and her husband.

449
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 5: And I always like, okay about please don't go throw

450
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 5: let me low, you know, And they're so nice, you know,

451
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 5: and he's like, what what's the matter with me? Like

452
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 5: it's four in the morning, that's what the fuck is

453
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 5: the matter with it? So the police finally come because

454
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 5: the police don't really come to this neighborhood much. And

455
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 5: the police finally come to my building and we're walking

456
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 5: out and we walk by and the fucking guy is

457
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 5: yelling at the police the way that he yelled at

458
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 5: the manager furniture. And I walk by and go, fucking

459
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 5: white man yelling at them. Do you guys see this

460
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 5: white man yelling at them? And nothing's happening, Like I

461
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 5: raised my fucking boy, and the pirates like, come on,

462
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,679
Speaker 5: come on, he's probably got weed on him or heroin

463
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 5: on him or some ship. That's what.

464
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 2: They might might catch out. I ask your questions, he jes,

465
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 2: how is your your book going?

466
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 3: Because you was watching you getting like your book and

467
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 3: your material together.

468
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 2: How was that process? Where are you edited process?

469
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 5: Well, it's out in the ether, like getting read by

470
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 5: places people a little. So that's exciting and actually what's

471
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 5: really kind of exciting. And I don't know much about

472
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 5: it except for I'm hoping that it happens. But there's

473
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 5: someone maybe out there that wants to buy the audio.

474
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 5: You know, of course I would do the audio for it,

475
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 5: because I do my mom and all the characters that

476
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 5: I grew up with and everything and the essays and

477
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 5: everybody and uh and so my agent was always like,

478
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 5: you're always going to do the voices anyway, So she's

479
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 5: had me do some recordings and sending those as like

480
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 5: part of I think the package of submission, which I

481
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 5: think is so cool, Like I like that so much

482
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 5: more than just my writing, because you know, I'm a

483
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 5: tenth grade dropout. I'm a little I mean, not that

484
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 5: I didn't want a fucking book, but I don't know,

485
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 5: I'm very judgmental of my own shit, and i'd rather

486
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 5: them hear me kind of go off, you know, in

487
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 5: my own voice in other characters.

488
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I understand that. My friend BOSSI, she

489
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: wrote a book and then she did the audio for

490
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: the book as well.

491
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 2: The audios outstanding.

492
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 3: It's just something about just just hearing it in your

493
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 3: own in that person's voice, because you can almost feel

494
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 3: the emotions that you can feel them emote how it

495
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 3: was meant to be.

496
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Speaker 1: Heard because you read, you wrote it, and then like

497
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: you said, you know, the voices and all the stuff

498
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: your or at least your impression of the people like.

499
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: And that's a big part of it, because you know,

500
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: the listener doesn't necessarily know those things, and then someone

501
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: else reading it they don't really know those things. So

502
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: you know, I do feel you on that I would

503
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: rather do it myself if I had a choice. But

504
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm always like that with everything, Like,

505
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: if I have a choice, I'd rather do something creative

506
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 1: myself then involve other people who may or may not

507
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: get the vision, you.

508
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 5: Know, hundred percent. I think that's why it's taken me

509
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 5: so long, because I don't I don't just go with

510
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 5: somebody who's like, oh, you know, like even with deaf

511
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 5: comedy jam And I mean, I know, I was a

512
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 5: kid and I literally just started out doing stand up comedy,

513
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 5: but I knew as soon as they told me they

514
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 5: wanted me to get braids and wear fuboo. And I

515
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 5: was like, no, this isn't that's not true, Like I'm

516
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 5: not being true to myself. Plus you know, I already

517
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 5: had gotten braids when I was a kid, Like I

518
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 5: already went and hung out in South Central and used

519
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 5: to do braids and stuff in my hair, and I

520
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 5: went through that stage of like, you know, I hated

521
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 5: being white growing up. That was my thing. My mom

522
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 5: hated white people and she looked just like me, So

523
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 5: you know, I was really trying to mix it up

524
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 5: a little bit, which is tough with the so uh,

525
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 5: you know. But I knew by the time I was

526
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 5: doing comedy that I couldn't not I couldn't not be

527
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 5: true to myself because I wasn't getting lapsed by pandering

528
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 5: to fucking people.

529
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: And the thing is too, like, it's so weird those

530
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: decisions at the time. I always feel like like they're

531
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 1: one they're really big decisions, but they also always kind

532
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,959
Speaker 1: of feel like everyone is pressuring you to do what

533
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: everyone else is doing. Right, So it's like, am I tripping?

534
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: And Mom the one who's being like, am I asshole?

535
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 2: Because I won't put on the fuobu?

536
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: But then it's weird because you look back ten twenty

537
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: years later and it's like, oh, thank god, I didn't

538
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: do that shit, you know what I mean, Like, especially

539
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: now with the Internet with these motherfuckers like go find

540
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: every thing you've ever done, you know what I mean.

541
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: It's like the second that it's like, oh, the you know,

542
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: the Jess Woods show is coming on, and then people

543
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: are gonna be like, oh, did you know in ninety

544
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: eight she came out o Jeff County Gym, she had

545
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: corn rows and fooboo own.

546
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 2: You know, so it's a good thing you didn't.

547
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 5: Do it, you guys, you can already make fun of me.

548
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 5: I'm wearing a one piece of pleather, drive my hair

549
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 5: brown because they don't want anyone to know him from

550
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 5: La or blonde. And I loved it. What a world.

551
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 2: Dev County.

552
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: It's so weird because dev County jam was just like

553
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: a you had to be there type of thing, right.

554
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone now can understand it fully, Like

555
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: if you just showed it to some kid now, they'd

556
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: be like, what the hell is this?

557
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like even if.

558
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: They laughed at it, they still don't understand the whole

559
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: context of like how that was like so revolutionary and

560
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: so different than others stand up, but how it's also

561
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: like this time capsule and everybody had the same kind

562
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: of routine for the most part. You know, the white

563
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: people boys black people do this pick on a couple

564
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: of people in the audience. You know, they always find

565
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 1: like the one white person in the audience to be like, oh,

566
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: how did he get in here? You know, Oh my god,

567
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,239
Speaker 1: I got some comedy, you know, they like all that

568
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: ship was just part of it. And now people probably

569
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: look at shit and they're like, oh, that's corny or whatever,

570
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: but that shit was.

571
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 2: It was the bob, it was the.

572
00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 5: Shit I did that so, like depth Jim set started

573
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 5: And this is how they saw me. This is my

574
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 5: first year of comedy in New York City. When they

575
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 5: scouted me and saw me, I was coming on stage

576
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 5: as a black man character. Oh my, like my voice,

577
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 5: Like I'd be like, what's up?

578
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was starting up.

579
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 5: I was starting it up like I was what what

580
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 5: like I was.

581
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 7: And and people are like looking at me in the

582
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 7: audience like what in the fuck ISSI? And then I

583
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 7: would just switch it on the dime and I'd be like,

584
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 7: oh my god, you got it.

585
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 5: I am fucking weird. It's that weird. Oh my god,

586
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 5: you guys just have acpecting this right, this is right, right,

587
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 5: this is right. And people just were like, what in

588
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 5: the fuck is this bitch on? And I just was

589
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 5: doing ship that I knew from uh my, you know,

590
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 5: growing up, Like I just did a bunch of characters

591
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 5: that I knew and girl that I knew, and you know,

592
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 5: funny bullshit like, uh, black girls fight like they dance.

593
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 5: White girls fight like they dance. Like so like, oh

594
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 5: my god, I'm calling my god he's a lawyer.

595
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny too, because like all that stuff is

596
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: like a time capsule or whatever. But I think when

597
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: people start out, you're, especially with stand up, you're just

598
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: imitating the people you admire at first, right, Like it

599
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: takes a while to develop your voice. So yeah, if

600
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: you're if you're like into black comedy at that time,

601
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: like you're gonna have that in your bag.

602
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 2: So yeah.

603
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: I just I feel like now more than ever, people

604
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: are just so unfair about that kind of shit where

605
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 1: it's like, let's bring up this one time. It's like,

606
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: but that shit was nineteen ninety four, Like what the fuck? Like,

607
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: aren't we like, aren't we over? I saw I didn't

608
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: even talk about it on the show because I saw

609
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: this thing trending for last week and I thought it

610
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: was because everyone's in the house, we don't have shit

611
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: to do. It was all of the old clips from

612
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks America's Next Top Model, where she was like, yeah,

613
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,239
Speaker 1: so she's like saying mean things to the contestants, and

614
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: she's you know, like you you have a gap in

615
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: your teeth, You're never gonna make it or stuff, and

616
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: people are like, wow, you, I can't believe this trash

617
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: was on TV. And I was like, I don't know

618
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: how to explore express this. It really was just a

619
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: different time.

620
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 3: Like some of those same tactics I used today and

621
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 3: some of them actually we call it dragging.

622
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: What's the difference, Well, what.

623
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: Happens is it's a production, so it's not actually like

624
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks wakes up in the morning and starts talking

625
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: about people with gap teeth. There's a whole fucking like

626
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: show behind it that is like, Yo, we need our

627
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: host to be mean. You need to get out there.

628
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do for our narrative of our show.

629
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna start the season you're mean to everybody, and

630
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: then at the end of every episode you say something

631
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: inspirational to something one person, and then at the end

632
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: of the season it becomes you softened because you see

633
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: how hard the people try. And then the audience goes

634
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: to love tyer base because look at her.

635
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: She fucking you know, she she grew hard this.

636
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: Season, and then we're gonna do it fifty seven fucking seasons, like.

637
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: Like she never like it's the same story every year.

638
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: It's like Tyra so mean and then by the end, oh,

639
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: Tyer's so sweet and now and it's funny because we

640
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: take little clips from that. And then people were just

641
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: like this right here, this moment right here is fat phobic.

642
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: And I don't understand why it was on TV. I'm like,

643
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't know to tell you. It's nineteen ninet two

644
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: and that's what the fuck people did, or it's two

645
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: thousand and one, like that was that's how you sold

646
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: that TV is a reason that was so watched and

647
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: right show all that stuff, So it just feels like

648
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: a weird time right now.

649
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 5: Well what no one wants to talk about how exploitive

650
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 5: and horrifying The Tiger Kings was.

651
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: Oh man, who I mean?

652
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: I was here for the jokes, but come on.

653
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 5: I don't I didn't. I watched it, of course I

654
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 5: had to be, you know, I watched it early on.

655
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 5: I hate to say that I judged a book by

656
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 5: its cover and saw the poster for it was like,

657
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 5: what is this white trash nonsense. Let's I'm very into

658
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 5: it at first, but then I thought to myself, this

659
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 5: is weird. And then someone wrote me or sent me

660
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 5: an article excuse me, that said that Tiger King was

661
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 5: h porn poor poor people, porn for the rich, and

662
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 5: I thought, ooh, that that kind of sucks up. Makes sense. Yeah,

663
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 5: if they wanted me the honey Booboo time or like

664
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 5: simple Life, remember when Simple Life happened and and those

665
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 5: two fun mores went out on the road.

666
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: But just weird.

667
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 5: It's like we got shopping for a flavord or something,

668
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 5: you know, it's like, what are you doing that's so hot?

669
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 5: They like shower themselves that's hot, Like, oh my god,

670
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 5: what is happening right now? And uh, I think it

671
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 5: like goes back to that. Like I think I feel

672
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 5: like we're rearing back to those days, you know, where

673
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 5: we're getting off from people poor people again. Yeah, I

674
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 5: feel like it's been rich people for ten years.

675
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I feel like when Jersey Shore started,

676
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: it changed everything it did.

677
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: They said the standard.

678
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, know, as much as people talk trash about them,

679
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 3: they literally like everything else.

680
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: Kind of mimicked.

681
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: But that was like that was our like, they're not

682
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: in on the joke.

683
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 3: We are.

684
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: Look at these fucking idiots, they're stupid, they're uh. And

685
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: then I think that became like a thing. I think

686
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: the thing Okay, So it's two things.

687
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: One, we got to come.

688
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: Up with a better word than porn for when something

689
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: when people don't like something, because it makes it seem

690
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: like porn is bad and I don't think it is,

691
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: but people always do that, but they're like, oh, this

692
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: is trauma, this is trauma porn, this is such and

693
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: such porn. I was like, I like porn. Can we

694
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: just chill on the calling everything bad porn? Like, come

695
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: up with another word, matter of fact, lee pour off them.

696
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: Let's just be like this is just trauma, you know.

697
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: Anyway. Then the second thing is.

698
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: It is funny because the Tiger King thing was definitely

699
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: like some of the saddest, most fucked up shit.

700
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's.

701
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: What we do now, you know, like we laugh at

702
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: what the number one podcasts are normally like true crime.

703
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: You know, my favorite TV show right now is for

704
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: My Man, which is just a show, not jamn, just

705
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 1: a show about black couples where one woman gets dragged

706
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: down by some ain't shit dude into a murder like

707
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: every week and I watch it and it's really sad

708
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: in real life, but in you know and not real life,

709
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: I can just like laugh about it or whatever, but

710
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: you know, and I feel like Tiger King was that

711
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: where it's like, this is actually pretty sad. One of

712
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: the dudes like commit suicide on camera. People go to prison.

713
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: There may or may not be a husband who was murdered,

714
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: and you know, everyone's just ducking it out. Yeah, she

715
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: was the real Dawn. Okay, she did MVP. She was

716
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: the real Tiger King. Okay, Tiger Queen is what it

717
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: should have been called. The other motherfucker went to jail.

718
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: Why are we even naming this after him? I like

719
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: my criminals to get away.

720
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 5: And then he got sick too. He's he doesn't have

721
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 5: a lot of muscle mass on him. Yeah, because he's

722
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: not well protected. Poor guy. Poor guy, he's got a

723
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 5: very low immune system. You can look at him and

724
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 5: tell that.

725
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that dude. But I'll tell you one thing though,

726
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: if you're a young straight meth head, you got to

727
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: watch out because that man, that man will get He

728
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: will get you. Okay, he knows you like Tigers is over?

729
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 2: Okay. I was also surprised by how.

730
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: Much people were willing to fuck people for Tigers. I

731
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: did not know. I would not have guessed that, but

732
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: there were like so many young, impressionable people that were

733
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: just like, oh, you have tigers, I would like to

734
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: fuck you.

735
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 2: I didn't know tigers make the panties drop. I don't

736
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: roll in them circles crazy No me, me either.

737
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 5: But it is a very I mean, I hate to

738
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 5: call out my people, but once again we've just topped

739
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 5: the bar. Look at those white people over there, what

740
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 5: are they doing?

741
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

742
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 5: God, are they taking.

743
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: I was so happy that no black people were in it, like, like,

744
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: you know, everyone's always like nowadays, everyone's always talking about

745
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: diversity and inclusion and uh you know, like all that,

746
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: not that those are bad things, but like shit like this,

747
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no, we'll skip this on

748
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: the I won't even count this against your Netflix, like

749
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: whenever they do those tallies at the end of the

750
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: year where they're like, were there any black people in

751
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: your shows? This one we don't count against you. This

752
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: is the white people shit you can have.

753
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 5: I try to explain sometimes to white people that if

754
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,439
Speaker 5: if you went outside and had to have such high

755
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 5: alert as if you were dealing with a tiger, right,

756
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 5: but you were just leaving your home, yeah every day,

757
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 5: you probably wouldn't want to come and deal with this

758
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 5: whole bullshit. Yeah, mud romps or muddy boot camp, mut mut.

759
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 5: I don't know what the these white people are doing,

760
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 5: but everybody, I need to get the adrenaline dust, you know,

761
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 5: oh yeah, police right.

762
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: White people need like a natural predator.

763
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: And then and then they were like balance so much

764
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: ship out because I feel like they do a lot

765
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: of wild ship. That's like you know, I mean, look

766
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: at the coronavirus protest, Like it's just white people going

767
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: out right, I'm gonna get this coronavirus. You can't stop me.

768
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: It's like it's like where does that come from?

769
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: Like that that only happens if you don't have nothing

770
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: to worry about, right, And.

771
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 3: That's why they can do the most extreme ship, like try.

772
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: To dive off the moon. You've been like, bitch, i'd

773
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: you get up? Damn? Why is you diving off of it?

774
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 3: Right?

775
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 5: And screaming in the police faces.

776
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like sir, sir, right, So it must be

777
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: nice it's very strange, like I feel like there can

778
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: only be one, like Tom Cruise can only be a

779
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: white man, Like like there can't be a black version

780
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: of Tom Cruise because Tom Cruise always doing shit, like

781
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: his own stunts and tying himself to planes, and now

782
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: he wants to be in a movie where he literally

783
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: goes to space, like not not in the movie with

784
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: special effects, but like in real fucking life. He wants

785
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: to take a rocket to space in his next movie.

786
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's only a white man could

787
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: do that, because there's nothing else to scare him.

788
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 2: Like Denzel's like, are you crazy?

789
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: If I want a crazy day, I'll break my tail

790
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: light and drive to the gas station.

791
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 5: Exactly. Oh god, I'm gonna cry, yes, exactly. I hate

792
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 5: this fucking world. So you know, uh, I try to

793
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 5: speak about things, or you know, yell at people. Do

794
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 5: a lot of yelling. I've yelled at a lot of

795
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 5: people in comedy when everybody was still going, you know,

796
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 5: to comedy stuff. I found myself yelling at young open

797
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 5: micers and let me play something so good, so real.

798
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: I felt like.

799
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 5: Neil if I may, I felt like a little feeling

800
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 5: because he's yell at us. He yell at us a lot.

801
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 5: He'd say, Okay, well thanks for tooth. Sorry, but he

802
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 5: was right, you know, he was right. But I I

803
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 5: if there's a guy on stage, you know, like I uh,

804
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 5: and he's going like man like this one guy was saying, man,

805
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 5: black people hard. They're really like wow, just everything. They're

806
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 5: getting everything right now, like everything, and I feel like

807
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: shot right. Yeah, everyone was like, who the fuck is

808
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 5: this protest?

809
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: There's always that, there's always that that thing. Well, I

810
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: guess now stand up's not happening as much as not happening,

811
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: but there's always like this undercurrent of white stand up

812
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: dudes who think anyone who's a white dude is the

813
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: real oppressed person. What winter white man gonna finally get

814
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: some opportunities in this business?

815
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 3: It's forty five, y'all. All, y'all got the same goddamn jokes.

816
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 3: Y'all are gonna be mediocre.

817
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: If like one woman gets something, they're mad at her,

818
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: If one black person gets something, they're mad at them,

819
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: like it's such a weird thing because in their minds,

820
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: what they're really saying is, I think every job in

821
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: comedy is a white dude job. Right.

822
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and that it should be told the story

823
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 5: should be told by this, you know, half fucking handsome.

824
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. I mean you know how many times I've

825
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 5: been told, Right, my handle is get wood. Right, my

826
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 5: handle on everything is get Wood. My show is called

827
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 5: get Wood. I have stickers that say get wood. Everyone

828
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 5: loves them, and last see this get it. Haha. You

829
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 5: know it's the whole situation, right. You know how many

830
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 5: men have told me to not use that. You're a

831
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 5: nice girl. You're a nice lady. You should I'm a

832
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 5: nice lady, you know me?

833
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Right? Might like do white dudes get to make like

834
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: as unlimited dig jokes and shit? You know what I mean?

835
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: Like they just like they can just be like, I'm

836
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: gonna do a whole set of thirty minutes of just

837
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 1: talking about my dick, and like knowing stops to them

838
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: and go, you're a nice man.

839
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 2: Why are you talking so much about your penis?

840
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: This is so dirty? Right?

841
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 3: But lord, don't say nothing about no vagina and titties.

842
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: Everybody lows they goddamn mine.

843
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 5: Oh forget it. I used to well, I was kicked out,

844
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 5: you know, I was kicked out of a couple of

845
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 5: clubs in New York City, which seems so insane to

846
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 5: even say out loud, to say I was kicked out

847
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 5: of clubs in New York City because the men who

848
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 5: were running the room told me I was too vulgar,

849
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 5: and they used the words vulgar. And I would like

850
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 5: to tell you that I was a regular at this

851
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 5: one club. Uh. And I followed a guy, white guy

852
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 5: that told the joke about coming in his girlfriend's eye

853
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 5: and that she had to wear a patch, so now

854
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 5: he felt like he had to at a pirate. I,

855
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 5: on the other hand, was getting up there and talking

856
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 5: about how happy I was to masturbate on my clatorus,

857
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: which I nicknamed the Dolphin. Could have just made sense.

858
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: And I had.

859
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 5: I had so many lovely responses. I had weight staff

860
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 5: that would stop, you know, to watch my set. And

861
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 5: it was a really great room for me. But the

862
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 5: owner came right up to me, and he had been

863
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 5: out of town and I was passed by a younger

864
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 5: comic who was passing people for the room. And then

865
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 5: the owner came back to town and he was like,

866
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 5: no way, you're very vulga. You're very vulgar. And I

867
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 5: was like, are you aware of the man that comes

868
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 5: in his the woman's eyes for me, I don't ness

869
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 5: you're aware of that. Guys.

870
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 2: Guys, listen, you're vogar and you have a vagina, so.

871
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: You're gonna need to just stay me and you have

872
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: people don't want to hear that from a lady.

873
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 2: All Right, you understand.

874
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: We were actually just on a podcast yesterday, Black on

875
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: White Cinema. We got to talk about the movie Girls Trip,

876
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: which we got there like rewatching everything and do this

877
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: review and recap of And the thing I kept thinking

878
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think I've ever seen a comedy

879
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: like this with black women period, Like I think, like

880
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: it's been three years I think since that movie came out. Yeah,

881
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: like one, we should have a sequel like the I

882
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: think they may be working on it. But then too,

883
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: like the other movies I could think of were like Bridesmaids,

884
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: Like there weren't even a lot even even if you

885
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: just say women in general, there weren't even a lot

886
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: of those movies period. Like it's like, but but I can't,

887
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 1: but there's so many men, male raunchy comedies.

888
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 2: Let's go to Vegas.

889
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: Party. Yes, you can't keep up with them. They're so

890
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: fucking like ticks and titties and dicks, like you know everything,

891
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: and then but but yeah, with women, it's it's very

892
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: much like this weird patriarchy is like, look, we can

893
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: let men talk about that, we just can't let a

894
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: woman make the same jokes as if they don't go

895
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: through life and have the same experience or different experiences,

896
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: but the same humor to be able to be like,

897
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: I want to make fun of this shit too.

898
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 5: I'm so with you. Because them to go back to Bride'smaids.

899
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 5: First of all, I really didn't like I really didn't

900
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 5: like the movie. But what I really hated was when

901
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 5: they were when they were advertising it, speaking of the patriarchy.

902
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 5: All they told us was that it was the female hangover, right,

903
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 5: the female hangover. It's the female hangover. It's the hangover.

904
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 5: It's the hangover for the ladies. And I was excited.

905
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 5: I was like, I fucking love the hangover. Let's go,

906
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 5: let's get nasty, let's get fucking wild. And then I

907
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 5: have to watch someone like, oh, they took a shot

908
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 5: in their dress.

909
00:44:53,920 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: You Hollywood, Yeah, that is that is funny that that's

910
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: the way it was promoted because like like with Girls Trip,

911
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: it was that's closer to me than to like a

912
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: hangover type thing. But then they didn't get that kind

913
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: of promotion because it was black, so they didn't want

914
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: to be like it's a female hangover. It's like, no,

915
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 1: it's like a black woman movie. It's with black girl

916
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: magic and like this movie is about dix and fucking

917
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: and peeing on people, like like like this joke, like

918
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: it's funny, it's still good, but there's no parallel to

919
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: compare it to really, so that was like such a

920
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: weird thing. Well, I'm just glad you're doing good, Jess,

921
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: and I'm glad that everything's going well with the show

922
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: and going live and uh Instagram live and and you

923
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: know using uh now using protection his mask, I guess

924
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: during sex, but you I like the protection.

925
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 5: Oh my god, there's a condom, there's a mask. There's

926
00:45:54,920 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 5: like a fire in case anyone sweats or first I

927
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 5: don't want any droplets from.

928
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 2: The just light just lights solid face down real quick.

929
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 5: Like yeah, well when he walks in the apartment, I

930
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 5: just go this roabe and it's okay. It's like it's

931
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 5: not just get bag.

932
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: And what about the pirateman who sided with the crackhead,

933
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: Like what's his deal?

934
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: Y'all cool now?

935
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 5: Or he's gone or no, no, no, he had to go.

936
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 5: He had to go. I don't know, I don't know.

937
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 5: He had my heart. That was what was sucked up

938
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 5: if he had my heart. So that one was harder.

939
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 5: That one was harder.

940
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine because like the you know, the

941
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: dig dude, the young dude, I mean, that's obviously nice.

942
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: You don't want to have to give up the d

943
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: But the older dude who's there like all the time

944
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: or whatever.

945
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 2: I would imagine that's the person.

946
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: You kind of get familiar with, even if they're not

947
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: you know, perfect, like whatever flaws they have or whatever,

948
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 1: that's those they're still kind of like your flaws, you

949
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So it's like, yeah, this motherfucker

950
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: is stupid, but this motherfucker's around twenty three hours a day,

951
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: and like that's harder to give up than you know,

952
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: the dick appointment.

953
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 5: It was, even though we did take mushrooms one time

954
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 5: during quarantine, me and the pirate and he convinced me

955
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 5: to use candles in the apartment as like you know,

956
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 5: ambiance and I was like, I don't I don't want stick.

957
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 5: He got stick camped. I was like, no sticks. Tea,

958
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 5: yes a te tea way perfect, it's covered, it's safe. Ha.

959
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: You know what's gonna come. As soon as the mushrooms

960
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 5: start to come on. I'm like really high, and I'm

961
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 5: on my bed and I'm like looking at the ceiling

962
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 5: and there's only swirls and colors and things. And then

963
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 5: all of a sudden there's like a pop of color

964
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 5: of like white with like blue, and I turn around

965
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 5: and my floors on tid.

966
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: Oh oh no.

967
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 5: When we're peeking in the in the beginning of the

968
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 5: mushroom trip. Ah, and so thank god. Like a couple

969
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 5: of people have asked me, or are you one of

970
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 5: those trippers that's like, well, fire, it's a beautiful and

971
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 5: I'm like, hell fucking no, fifteen put that ship out right.

972
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 2: That's it right there, will wake you up out of

973
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 2: a trip.

974
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: Man.

975
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: It was a waste of drugs.

976
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, we went back to it. We got back to

977
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 5: it right away, like.

978
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: Hey, burn my house down, broad what are you doing?

979
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 2: Mess enough vine trip.

980
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 5: That's like the total explanation of a bad trip.

981
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 2: Karen doesn't like it.

982
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: I have candles all around, and Karen does not like

983
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 1: going to sleep with the candle and I don't use

984
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 1: their candles. I only use the safe cond She don't

985
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: give a fuck because.

986
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 3: In my mind, like I can't explain it, man like,

987
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 3: it's a mental thing.

988
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 2: But in my mind, I always.

989
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 3: Think it's gonna the container's gonna crack, something's gonna get

990
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 3: bumped over. It's like one row move and they're saying,

991
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna come home and you everything's just

992
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: gonna be on fire.

993
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 2: It's a mental thing. I don't like it when.

994
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: We're not I don't like them when we sleep, it's

995
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: gonna be like some final destination ship in the house.

996
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: I mean I just put them out obviously. I mean,

997
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: you know, who gets the fuck? I'm not gonna it's

998
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: not like like I might. I like, in my mind,

999
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: I want to come home to like a house that

1000
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: smells like pumpkin spice or something. But Karen is like, no,

1001
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: fuck that that's for when we get back, So we

1002
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: don't burn candles when we're not around.

1003
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 3: Like but like y you have burnt prunkin spice and

1004
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 3: fuck around and and get a.

1005
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: Hold of something or something bumping over.

1006
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 3: A blow or the containers in crack like, that's when

1007
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 3: my mind go, I'm good.

1008
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 5: Mmm, exactly exactly or put it in the sink.

1009
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's.

1010
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 5: A good spot.

1011
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, you know what, I can deal with

1012
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 3: that because at least I know it's like somewhere metal

1013
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 3: and it's water around it or something like that. But

1014
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 3: it's just something about it just sitting out in the open,

1015
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 3: and I'm afraid, you know, the more somebody gonna do something,

1016
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 3: it might shake a fall.

1017
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 2: It's a mental thing for me.

1018
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: Baby.

1019
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: All right, let's let's get into some news, guys.

1020
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, lately, what we've been doing is we've been playing,

1021
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: Uh we have a coronavirus segment, and uh, I go

1022
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: to Spotify and I put coronavirus in the search, and

1023
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: whatever songs it brings up, I play one of these songs. Okay,

1024
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: So today's song is gonna be Tom McDonald and the

1025
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: name of the song is Coronavirus, and the name of

1026
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: the album is Coronavirus.

1027
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 2: Here's our coronavirus song.

1028
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 6: I don't know what to think about. This virus started

1029
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 6: in China. Know, everybody in America's heiding.

1030
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 5: There's no groceries because.

1031
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: People start to panicing by it.

1032
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 6: The shelter empty, the ones of plenty y'all making means think.

1033
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: You hear us?

1034
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 5: Hear us? Oh?

1035
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 2: Wait, what can jess? Oh that's right now.

1036
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 5: I couldn't hear the skype.

1037
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 2: You're not gonna be able to hear the song. I'm sorry.

1038
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 2: I'll let you know when it's over, though, I'm just

1039
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 2: gonna finish playing.

1040
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: It, and i'll let you know to the riots wait

1041
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: a month.

1042
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 6: So the only way to eat it is be violent.

1043
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 6: It's not the sickness that scary, it's all the people

1044
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 6: who wild in the government lying. They're trying to keep

1045
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 6: us coming through the simens.

1046
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 5: You know it's for real.

1047
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 6: And now the pharmaceutical giants don't have a cure that

1048
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 6: they can sell you.

1049
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 2: So no, everyone's dying.

1050
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: There's no vaccines or medication made. They can fight it.

1051
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 7: I guess it's time to pray to God.

1052
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 5: We can't rely on the science.

1053
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 6: And everyone around me and the maskts and gloves. The

1054
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 6: stock market crashed and the banks, but the bus tell

1055
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 6: us sanitize our hands.

1056
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: This will pass.

1057
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 6: It's a bug.

1058
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 2: Stay inside, you'll be fine. Till we're trappedor for months.

1059
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 6: It's a coast down and pistick yaller and they're closing

1060
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 6: all the stars down.

1061
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 2: We're headed for shells.

1062
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: It's all worn now.

1063
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 6: That lows Revan locket at our doors down.

1064
00:51:54,640 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: With sticking to yell you know what I feel like

1065
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: that is influenced by like eminem Yes, you know, I

1066
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: should have known someone was up when he didn't have

1067
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: a rap name. His name is Tom McDonald, so.

1068
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 2: It's like, it's my real name.

1069
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 1: That's like a dude that works in the county somewhere

1070
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: and he's like, and I also rapped on the weekends.

1071
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 1: And yeah, that was a very informative rap and very clinical,

1072
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: very well produced. So not my favorite of our coronavirus

1073
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: song my favorite, but not bad, not bad, And he

1074
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: did stick to talking about coronavirus, unlike some of the songs.

1075
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: So let's get into this news guys.

1076
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: Let's see, uh, in Florida, eighty three percent of the

1077
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: coronavirus deaths are people sixty five and older.

1078
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: Dude, that's a lot of old people go to batile.

1079
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like that's that's definitely doesn't bote well for

1080
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: them because it's like that's where the old people at.

1081
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: And then uh, that's also Florida. Flora don't give a

1082
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: fuck about no coronavirus. They're just out there, like, go

1083
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: to the beach, have a good time.

1084
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 2: People. We don't give a fuck.

1085
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: So like I'm just like and then like a lot

1086
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: of the places where it's spreading out, like the older

1087
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: care facilities and stuff. So like, you know this this shit.

1088
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: Who knows what the numbers are in Florida for real?

1089
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: You know?

1090
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think we ever would actually get the

1091
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: true numbers because I think a lot of people are

1092
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 3: actually dying for coronavirus and they actually are mislabeling it

1093
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 3: for something else or particularly prior to like the testing

1094
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 3: and all the stuff. So I think the numbers are

1095
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 3: actually bigger.

1096
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't trust Florida anyway. Let's see never a

1097
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: strip club at Colorado Wyoming border reopens with strict cleaning,

1098
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: social distancing guidelines. All right, Exotic dancers are now getting

1099
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: back to work at the Gentlemen's club that straddles to

1100
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: co Colorado Wyoming border. Although some of the property is

1101
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: in Colorado, den is technically in Wyoming. When they reopened

1102
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: the restaurants and bars and wyhomy. We were super excited

1103
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: because it's been very difficult for us under Kim Schapez said,

1104
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: it's been horrible to go almost three months without any

1105
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: kind of income.

1106
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's a cash business.

1107
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people are like, well, strippers won't

1108
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: be hurt that bad because they got a lot of money.

1109
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: I was like, motherfucker, that's cash. Like they can't even

1110
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: file for like unemployment and shit.

1111
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 2: You know they ain't been reporting all that shit.

1112
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

1113
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 5: How about the fact that the club straddles the border,

1114
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 5: but the women are not allowed to straddle anyone themselves.

1115
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, that's an interesting parallel there. Okay, Yeah, they

1116
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: gotta stay. I wonder how you do stripping from I mean,

1117
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: I guess there is no lap dancers.

1118
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 3: I guess, like and depend on the states. Some states

1119
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 3: you can't do that anyway.

1120
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Speaker 1: Everyone has to wear a mask, probably I'm sure, including

1121
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: the strippers. And some of the strippers was like, this

1122
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: shit is hard, Okay, Like I have to wear eight

1123
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: inch stilettos and with a mask, I can't see my

1124
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 1: fucking feet. Like She's like, we're on eight inch heels

1125
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: and Obviously, a mask sometimes messes with your vision, Like

1126
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: I need to be able to see where my feet

1127
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: are going in eight inch hells, it could be.

1128
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 3: Deadly, that's true, guessing my allow them to go out

1129
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 3: there barefooted.

1130
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 2: I mean, if they want to. Here's what's fucked up.

1131
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: They're not requiring customers to wear a mask, but they

1132
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: are providing masks to anyone who wants one. Who are

1133
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 1: these people? Like, do you care about the strippers or not? Okay,

1134
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: wear the fucking mask. It's really not asking much of you. Okay,

1135
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: you wanna get your dig hard watching some naked women,

1136
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 1: the least you can do is come.

1137
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 2: On the fucking mask, Like what the fuck?

1138
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 3: Like?

1139
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: People get so mad about that mask shit, Like that's

1140
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: the only reason I'm making mandatory because some assholes gonna

1141
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: be like, I'm a fucking freedom while I'll never wear

1142
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: a mask.

1143
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,439
Speaker 2: I rather die this shit.

1144
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: And they're like, Okay, just don't wear a mask, like

1145
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: six six twelve feet away instead, ridiculous.

1146
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 5: I think it's a selling point if you tell these

1147
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 5: perverts that they can actually mouse, breathe and move their

1148
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 5: tongues up and down on their lips like they really

1149
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 5: want to. While watching these women might be a selling point.

1150
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: Also, like I would wear a mask if I was

1151
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: going because like what if you like the preacher, Now

1152
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: it's finally his time to shine. You know what I'm saying.

1153
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, no, I get to wear this mask

1154
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: and come inside. Nobody knows who I am. But really

1155
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: I'm here to protect y'all. You know, that's why I

1156
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: got a full face mask. Okay, only my oles is

1157
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: what people can see.

1158
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 3: And you know, people probably gonna come in here since

1159
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,280
Speaker 3: they got a couple of faces.

1160
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, government officials, you know what I mean, anybody that

1161
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: got an id something to lose.

1162
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 2: Now's your time, your time to shine.

1163
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 5: Throw those ones.

1164
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, mask up and go fucking uh you know, watch

1165
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: some women get naked. So yeah, oh this is gonna

1166
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: I hope everyone's sitting down because it's shockingness. The US

1167
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: lockdown protest may have spread the virus widely according to

1168
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: cell phone data. No shit, so according to the cell

1169
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: phone data, you know, they can check your location, GPS

1170
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: and stuff, which is why you know everyone's always like

1171
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to give them my data so they

1172
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: could do that. I was like, they got it, They

1173
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: got it. Do you have a phone. Do you have

1174
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: a phone? They got it already, so I don't even

1175
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: know what you like.

1176
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 2: That's how they keep a track of where people are traveling.

1177
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 2: And that's it. And it's a lot of times they can.

1178
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 3: Tell immediately when the laws are lifted, because all of

1179
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 3: a sudden, the dots just start moving a little bit everywhere.

1180
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: I have a friend who's like really conscious about that

1181
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: shit and everyone so I do on Facebook. He'll post

1182
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: some post It's like, guys, go into the options of Facebook,

1183
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: turn off this feature and turn off that feature. Then

1184
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: they won't be able to track you for advertising stuff.

1185
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you they got it? Like

1186
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:50,959
Speaker 1: if you have, you know when they got your shit

1187
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: when you said sign me up for Facebook, that's all

1188
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: they needed. Like I didn't read all that shit. None

1189
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: of us did. None of us read all that shit. Okay,

1190
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: a thousand years from now, Facebook's gonna own all the

1191
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: property because we signed it away. None of us knew.

1192
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: Just fucking wanted to go talk to our friends from college.

1193
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: And now this motherfucker's gonna be like, so your firstborn child,

1194
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: that's mine. Okay, Facebook's bringing back slavery. Okay, I don't

1195
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: know if you read the contract, but you totally agreed

1196
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: to this bullshit.

1197
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 5: So yes, world like accept, continue, accept, yes, opinions and continues.

1198
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 5: Come on, what am I gonna get to the pigs?

1199
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 5: I want except excepted.

1200
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 2: No, And they know people don't. It's like, it's not

1201
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: a thousand words. Let me tell you something. The thing

1202
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: they have now when you go to websites.

1203
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: Everyone fought so hard for this in the digital active

1204
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: in the space. They're like, these websites are tracking you

1205
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: using cookies. And first of all, cookies are delicious.

1206
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 2: They are.

1207
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: They should have named it something way more ominous that

1208
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: they wanted me to be scared. But too, They're like,

1209
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: they're tracking using cookies, so we're gonna make every website

1210
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: have to add to use cooking. And I, yes, you

1211
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: can use the cookies. Let's go. Let's get to the

1212
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: New York Times artaga already come on, Like I clicked

1213
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: on this to get to.

1214
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 2: The headline to find out what the fuck this is about?

1215
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: You got me? Okay, I want to know. And so

1216
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: they put a pop up on everything. It's like, do

1217
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: you accept cookies or not? And I go, yes, I

1218
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: accept the cookies. Now show me what my baby would

1219
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: look like if it was you know, me and my

1220
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: best friend. They blended our faces together, like.

1221
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1222
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't care. Show me what Game of Thrones character

1223
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: I am? Anyway, Cookie porn. It's just cookie porn, okay,

1224
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: which is why I watch it, okay all day, every day.

1225
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 3: Watching it, bab Yes, watching them cookies term buttery brown.

1226
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.

1227
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: That is that kind of porn that is like a

1228
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: wholesome type of porn.

1229
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, get it with for them smells.

1230
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 2: It's soft to eat. Let's know. I can go on

1231
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 2: and on about some cookies. Now, snailed my finger.

1232
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 3: I just stuck it in some doves, nick my fingers.

1233
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, so they they tracked everybody's data with a

1234
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: capture from opting cell phone apps. Data scientists at the

1235
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: firm vote Map use it to determine the movements of

1236
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: the devices present at protests in late April, at early

1237
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: May and five stages states Michigan, Wisconsin, Illinois, Colorado, and Florida.

1238
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: And they found out like that, these motherfuckers. They basically

1239
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: they tracked them for up to forty eight hours after

1240
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: the protest right they found out like these motherfuckers weren't

1241
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: even like all from those places.

1242
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 3: No, they were a lot of yes, a lot of

1243
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 3: them out of state coming to these states and then

1244
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 3: going back home. It makes sense because the people, a

1245
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 3: lot of people the high seventy to eighty possibly ninety

1246
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 3: people are like.

1247
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 2: Fuck, no, why the hell are we open?

1248
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: Right, So they had people riding driving from a couple

1249
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: of hours out of state. Sometimes they do this and

1250
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: then of course when it's over, they drive back. So

1251
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: if they were at a protest, not wearing masks, not

1252
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: social distancing, and ship, they may potentially be spreading ship

1253
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: all over the globe. So you know, this is crazy,

1254
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: those fucking protests.

1255
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 2: Man.

1256
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 5: So my one of my least favorite things about the

1257
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 5: protest well, I hate everything about them, but one of

1258
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 5: my most anger making things are that they're using our signs,

1259
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 5: like they're they're taking a lot of the ship that

1260
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 5: they're like, the slogans and the bullshit that they're writing

1261
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 5: on their sons are from us.

1262
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 7: Like I can't say my.

1263
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 5: Body my choice is fucking dick's.

1264
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it doesn't mean the same thing.

1265
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:43,919
Speaker 5: You know, abortion doctors, you fucking dick everybody else.

1266
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: It's we're at that point where everyone has the words

1267
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 1: now to because of the Internet, everyone's learned out of

1268
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: language to like say ship in a way that you know,

1269
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: like to say fucked up ship and justify their actions.

1270
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: But they say it in a way that sounds like

1271
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: it's inspirational, you.

1272
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 5: Know what I mean, Like all lives matters, right Jesus?

1273
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 2: Like how are you.

1274
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 1: How are you at to reopen the economy and let

1275
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: people die protest talking about our lives matter?

1276
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 2: Like like how does that make sense? How does that?

1277
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 2: Fucking Like these fucking people are.

1278
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: So stupid, man, I Like, the only thing you can

1279
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: do is stay away from him.

1280
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 2: There's like not a there's not a solution.

1281
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: You can't reason with them, you can't fucking talk to

1282
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: them or whatever. You just gotta literally stay away because

1283
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: they don't give a fuck. Like every day I feel

1284
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: like I'm reading another article about someone being like, sir,

1285
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: can you please put on a mask? And then the

1286
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: person being like, I will spit in your face. I

1287
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: will call on the police. It's like, what what is

1288
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: what is this coming from? Speaking of which guys a

1289
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: vegan chef and and flat earther. It's being branded, it's

1290
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: being branded a covidiot after accusing supermarket staff of discrimination

1291
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: for not letting her into a store without a mask. Yes, here,

1292
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: that's what I would say. That's the that's the new

1293
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: that's the new racism. Guys, not letting people in the

1294
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: store without wearing a mask. Well, right there, that was

1295
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: an advertising Karen. So I'm just trying to definitely move

1296
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 1: through the podcast as a professional here, uh, but continue

1297
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: to break the forth for it's fine. Yeah, I was

1298
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: gonna show you, guys a video of this woman having

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Speaker 1: a meltdown and store with a mask.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm going to talk to the manager because.

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Speaker 1: First of all, keep in mind she filmed this, so

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Speaker 1: she thinks she's right. You see what I'm saying, because

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Speaker 1: she had to film this and upload it because she's like, see,

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Speaker 1: look at the discrimination I am going through, guys. This

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01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: is like what they did to Martin Luther King. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to show you what is happening at Whole Foods.

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Speaker 1: The discrimination will cease to today when I expose them.

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Speaker 5: Because a one of mouth.

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Speaker 6: God hi hi as a medical condition.

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Speaker 2: That of course she wants to speak to a manager. Okay,

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Speaker 2: she is, but I have a medical condition. Bit you

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Speaker 2: out to be the main one. What is something to

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Speaker 2: come up your face?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand this. This is a Karen uh. This

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Speaker 1: is definitely Karen like behavior.

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Speaker 2: Okay. The fact, the fact that she.

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Speaker 1: The fact that she she was like, I have a

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Speaker 1: medical condition, and everybody's like, it's like, have you read

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Speaker 1: about what the virus does, ma'am? Have you have you

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Speaker 1: done any research at all? Because the mask is really

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Speaker 1: for you. It's really mask is for you.

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Speaker 2: Are you wearing it? Is actually protecting you? Right now,

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Speaker 2: ma'am sir, I.

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Speaker 1: Have asthma, diabetes, and hypertension, and I just don't understand

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Speaker 1: why the funk I gotta wear a mask in America? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to speak to seventeen managers. Jesus Christ, no

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Speaker 1: I to wear a mask and I'm not required by hippo.

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Speaker 5: And it just made us more divided. It's so fucked up,

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Speaker 5: you know, because I didn't think we could get more

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Speaker 5: divided than we already were another level.

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Speaker 1: Right, It's wild because it's like, how the fuck are

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Speaker 1: you divided on like science? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Science like like to me, it's like being divided on

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Speaker 1: like math or something, right, like something where It's like,

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Speaker 1: we all know two plus two is four, so like,

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Speaker 1: how the fuck is it half of us going just

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Speaker 1: opt out of that? You know, No, two plus two

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Speaker 1: is seventeen. And I refuse to listen to reason about this.

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Speaker 1: But that's that's really where we're at right now. Man,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, that Karen was very upset and

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Speaker 1: she ain't wearing no mask, so you know, I guess,

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Speaker 1: fuck us.

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Speaker 2: Right until she gets it.

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Speaker 3: You know, because I've been reading articles have been coming

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Speaker 3: out about some of these protests and people that have

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Speaker 3: been posting stuff on Facebook talking about the hoax Corona

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Speaker 3: fucked around and touched them, and they're been like, hey guys,

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Speaker 3: hey guys, hey guys, it's serious. I was breathing and

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Speaker 3: the air was cold, My skin was on five was

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Speaker 3: six and forty five days, Like a lot of them

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Speaker 3: are like posting shit.

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Speaker 2: Onna, dog, I thought it was a hoax to touch me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I have one of those articles too. I'm gonna save

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Speaker 2: it for tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, absolutely, Man, there's people being like, oh, for

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Speaker 1: it's a hoax, and then old shit, I think it's real,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like, all right, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you should get to I don't think

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Speaker 1: you should get to have an opinion on this. You

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Speaker 1: should listen to the scientists. Come on, all right, let's

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Speaker 1: move into another segment. Uh, you know what, Let's do

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Speaker 1: some guests the race guys. All right, now, just won't

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Speaker 1: be able to hear the song on Skype because Skype

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Speaker 1: doesn't play the audio. But we're gonna sing a song

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Speaker 1: and we'll be back in like a few seconds.

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Speaker 2: So you're gonna hear acapela ja.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Now that it's time for us guests the race.

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Speaker 2: That's right, it's guess the race time. Now, that is

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Speaker 2: time for some guests the race. That's right, it's guests

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Speaker 2: the race time. That's right.

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Speaker 1: It's time for guess the race, the number one game

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Speaker 1: you're going across all the podcasts when we read the

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Speaker 1: play news arts all over the globe and we asked

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Speaker 1: our contestants today Jess Wood of the get Wood podcast.

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Speaker 2: To guess the race.

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Speaker 1: And of course everyone playing, Oh wait, Karen plays in

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Speaker 1: the chat room plays and everyone playing is the racist.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the guests of the race.

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Speaker 1: First article, teams caught burglarizing. But that's the chevy Chase

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Speaker 1: High School amid uptick in school break INDs.

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Speaker 2: First of all, chevy Chase has a.

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Speaker 1: High school named after him. I did not know that either,

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Speaker 1: but that okay, good for him, you know, didn't didn't

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Speaker 1: didn't know he had made it to such iconic height

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Speaker 1: as you know, like Franklin Roosevelt and.

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Speaker 2: Shit, oh somebody said the city he got a city

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Speaker 2: name after them? Or is he named after a city?

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Speaker 1: This is a huge distinction everyone, Okay, Like, I want

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Speaker 1: to know someone, look at chevy Chase to go. We

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Speaker 1: didn't even name a city after this motherfucker? Was was

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Speaker 1: he like, oh, that would be a cool name to

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Speaker 1: be a comedian under anyway. Montgomery County police have arrested

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Speaker 1: in charge three young men for allegedly breaking into Bethesda

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Speaker 1: chevy Chase High School, the latest in a rational school

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Speaker 1: burglaries across the country. On the night of Saturday, May second,

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Speaker 1: the security office for Montgomery County Public Schools noticed several

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Speaker 1: hallway motional lars had been triggered at the high.

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Speaker 2: School because ain't nobody supposed to be there?

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Speaker 1: Yep, just like these young high schools getting triggered all

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Speaker 1: the time, just for a little bit of motion is

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Speaker 1: located east west. Actually, that's actually these kids are way

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Speaker 1: tougher than us. Like getting triggered in high school now

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01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:03,679
Speaker 1: means something totally different. These shooting this shit up. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a That's one place our generation don't get

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Speaker 1: to be tougher than these kids. It's like, nah, I

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Speaker 1: never was worried about, you know, not two worrid I

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Speaker 1: was worried about, like purpose might get shot by Mante

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Speaker 1: for that shit he did last week. I was never

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Speaker 1: worried about like some of are you gonna come in

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Speaker 1: with an aka kill us all? Anyway, it's going to

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Speaker 1: be a commercial. It's going to be a commercial burglary

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Speaker 1: alarm or first female dispatcher stated of the second district

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Speaker 1: radio channel at one fifteen am, school security calling it in.

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Speaker 1: They're getting multiple alarms. One is in the hallway stairwell

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Speaker 1: by a lamp. One is in the security office also

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Speaker 1: multi purpose room and office stairwell and door number five.

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Speaker 1: School security is en route. They have a ten minute

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Speaker 1: ETA one officer responding to the priority call spot the

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Speaker 1: two vehicles, both filled with young teenagers, leaving the area

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Speaker 1: of BCC. He stopped one of the vehicles on Sleaford

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Speaker 1: Road amount with half of the.

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Speaker 2: Parties that were in the school.

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Speaker 1: The officer radio dispatched a short while later, they admitted

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Speaker 1: they were in the school. The other vehicle was a

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Speaker 1: black suv. It turned right towards East West Highway. The

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Speaker 1: men reportedly confessed they had gained access to the building

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Speaker 1: by entering the exterior facing elevatory and then riding it.

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Speaker 2: Down to the basement.

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Speaker 1: Police confiscated a fifty dollars house plant a twenty five

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Speaker 1: dollars brun from the suspect vehicle, which they alleged were

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Speaker 1: both stolen from the school.

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Speaker 2: Y'all didn't have nothing better to.

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Speaker 1: Do, apparently not. Police have since charged Matthew dubro nineteen

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Speaker 1: of Bethesda, Phillip Gregory, twenty of Bethesda, and Gabriel McAndrew

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Speaker 1: nineteen of Aspen Hill with second degree burglary, fourth degree burglary,

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Speaker 1: theft less than one hundred dollars, trespassing on school grounds,

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Speaker 1: and failure to comply with a health emergency. Police transported

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Speaker 1: the men to Second District Station in Bethesda, where they

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Speaker 1: obtained verbal and written confessions. Court document state each faces

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Speaker 1: up the nineteen years in prison Jesus. Cops also interviews

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Speaker 1: several juveniles on the night, yet those records are not

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Speaker 1: available to the public to review, and in concert with

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Speaker 1: the traffic stop, a different set of officers work with

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Speaker 1: school security to collect evidence. Technology, however, had other plans.

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Speaker 1: I'm out with school security right now. There's no way

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Speaker 1: we can view footage. Their feed to the schools not working.

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Speaker 1: The way we get video footage is possibly when schools

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Speaker 1: open back up set a radio dispatcher. All right, guess

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01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:32,440
Speaker 1: the rights of these criminals, y'all, Jess.

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Speaker 5: I'm with the chatroom does sound like a bunch of

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Speaker 5: white kids. I mean, especially the way that the police

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Speaker 5: stopped them and the way that they were like a

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Speaker 5: house plants that's that they stole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you going to do with that? You

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Speaker 1: can't even like sell that for crack. There's no point in.

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Speaker 5: Give it to the like one of their moms whose

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Speaker 5: house they're supposed to be at, And they're like, we

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Speaker 5: said we were gonna be at Phillips house. It's better

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Speaker 5: to bring something for his mom. Solar.

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Speaker 2: Oh white, this is in brooms and ship Come on,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 1: Just check the chat room, right, there's so much cool

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01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 1: stuff in the school to steal right. It was like

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Speaker 1: what happened to the A V Club, Like just.

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Speaker 2: Steal that ship.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's say chatroom says, this is some Montgomery County

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Speaker 1: white boy shit, young hort culturest white.

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Speaker 2: You throw hajenks white.

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Speaker 1: You're all the same race, Lakita, you skipped the computer

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Speaker 1: room and stole a bunch of broom and a plant.

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Speaker 1: White boy mischief, whites or white. I think you said

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Speaker 1: one's last name is dude bro. The correct answer is white.

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Speaker 2: You everyone was white.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone guessed anything else. I think everyone

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Speaker 1: went with white on this one, so.

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Speaker 2: I would have been shocked athing else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. This is their picture here, guys. Yeah, these these

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Speaker 1: these poor babies living in the world without any predators.

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Speaker 2: This is what happens, guys. Okay, no, what is happening.

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01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:09,760
Speaker 2: One of them got a face mask on, but it's

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Speaker 2: coming in his chin.

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01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 3: What.

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01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm sure the police made him take the

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Speaker 2: mask down.

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Speaker 1: You know. I feel like when they got pulled over,

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Speaker 1: that one was like your officer, we were practicing social distis,

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Speaker 1: and so I just hope that you can go easy

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01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,720
Speaker 1: on us and like get the fuck in the car asshole.

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Speaker 1: I had to wake up ating for this bullshit. Right,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the next one. APD, which

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Speaker 1: is the Atlanta Police Department cracks down on the legal

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01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 1: street racing and reckless driving with major with major operation.

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01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:50,200
Speaker 1: So apparently even in the coronavirus world, people still got

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Speaker 1: the need for speed.

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Speaker 2: The gas is cheap.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, just can't hear the article. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to I'm gonna have to read it. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to hear. It's Skype thing. It's

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01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 1: not it's not anyway. In a joint effort by multiple

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01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: law enforcement agencies, forty four people were arrested over the

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Speaker 1: weekend in connection to illgal street racing and reckless driving

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01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:15,759
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. Atlanta Police SET officers also issued one hundred

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01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:20,280
Speaker 1: and fourteen citations, impounded twenty nine cars, and recovered four guns,

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Speaker 1: including a semi automatic rifle. Atlanta Police were assisted by

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Speaker 1: Georgia State Patrol, the Clayton County Sheriff's Office and Full

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Speaker 1: Ten County Shriff's Office, and the City of Atlanta Department

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Speaker 1: of Corrections. Damn, they was busting everybody. Yeah, there's a

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Speaker 1: string of street racing events that have become a growing

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01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,879
Speaker 1: concern for police in recent months. Street racings has especially

1512
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,799
Speaker 1: been a problem on the interstates and on Spring Street

1513
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: in midtown. Atlanta. Police report released a report with the

1514
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,559
Speaker 1: names and charges for all forty four arrests that were

1515
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,680
Speaker 1: made on Saturday and Sunday. All right, y'all ready for

1516
01:14:55,680 --> 01:15:02,720
Speaker 1: the names. Ethan Wilcock for Lane Dre twenty nine, Jacquan

1517
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,799
Speaker 1: Jenkins twenty five speeding, Steven Hicks twenty three.

1518
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 2: Land drag.

1519
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,360
Speaker 1: Golina Beecher nineteen, drinking in public, Kenneth Good twenty five,

1520
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 1: drinking in public, Xavier Potite twenty three, drinking in public,

1521
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:22,519
Speaker 1: Shaanika Advance, drinking in public, Ontavius Lucas twenty six, possession

1522
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 1: of marijuana, Travis Powers thirty, possession of marijuana, Danielle Buchanan thirty,

1523
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 1: drinking in public. Samone Mams twenty seven, drinking in public.

1524
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 1: Vanessa Harris thirty one, drinking in public. Michelle Whitaker thirty two,

1525
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 1: drinking in public. Chantelle Smith twenty nine, drinking in public.

1526
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:39,799
Speaker 1: Jackson Hall eighteen no driver's license.

1527
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,639
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, so we got off of okay, so we.

1528
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: Know how a little pattern skipp there, don Quavius patular

1529
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:51,559
Speaker 1: land drag mon Tricia Cozy twenty eight.

1530
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 2: What is a land drag? Just dragon racing?

1531
01:15:54,920 --> 01:16:00,599
Speaker 1: I don't know, disordly under the influence Tyre Reekson Wait,

1532
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: Tyre Rickson Johnson twenty three, reckless driving.

1533
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 2: All right, guys dress the race, They all the same.

1534
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 2: Assuming I don't.

1535
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,120
Speaker 1: Have any of that pictures, I'm just being racist and

1536
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:15,759
Speaker 1: assuming that I was saying, oh black, okay, yeah.

1537
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 5: Black black, black folks, because it happens here, La. I've

1538
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,720
Speaker 5: been to a couple of them, and I've only ever

1539
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 5: seen black guys driving and black guys and girls hanging out.

1540
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 5: And also the way that they came in with so

1541
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,360
Speaker 5: many police, and the way that they came in with

1542
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 5: so many citations like drunk, drunk, drunk, no drivers, thank you.

1543
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 5: So yeah, that was a giveaway. That one was a

1544
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:38,400
Speaker 5: death giveaway.

1545
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: At the end, Mary Rod all right, black black lightning,

1546
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 1: black black niggas, rough rider black the faster, fear, faster

1547
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,799
Speaker 1: than the niggas, Like black ones are getting ten years

1548
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:51,639
Speaker 1: with the same crime, uh fast and furious black Andy

1549
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:55,640
Speaker 1: black well mad, majority of them are black white fuck it,

1550
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 1: says Shay I hear you shay uh, but you're dead wrong.

1551
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:10,280
Speaker 1: The correct answer is black. And I don't have any

1552
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 1: of that pictures. Guys, I'm just being racist. I'm just

1553
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 1: sure those people were black.

1554
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,559
Speaker 2: You heard the name, yes, but for the fact that

1555
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,880
Speaker 2: they kind them drinking in public?

1556
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: What also the names? Was like like they got progressively blacker.

1557
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 1: As I kept reading the lyst, I was like, these

1558
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,160
Speaker 1: are black people. I didn't know black people did this.

1559
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,120
Speaker 1: Congratulations all diversity.

1560
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't go to drag racis.

1561
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,760
Speaker 1: We are not a monolift, all right, we do everything.

1562
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,759
Speaker 1: Shout out the Fast and Furious Atlanta. Get ludle Christ's

1563
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 1: on spind Off franchise. Okay, come on, all right, let's

1564
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,719
Speaker 1: go to the bonus round. Where's my bonus round music?

1565
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 1: Like I said, we'll sing the song and we'll be

1566
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 1: right back in the second. Jest and the.

1567
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 2: Race, saying the race.

1568
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,800
Speaker 1: That's right, double the points, double the race, and a

1569
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,599
Speaker 1: bonus round. A guest, the race so far.

1570
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 2: Caaren is two for two.

1571
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: Look y'all, both two for two. We had and Jess

1572
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:11,920
Speaker 1: are tied. Let's see if they can finish a perfect game.

1573
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:16,800
Speaker 1: All right, here we go East Tennessee woman as charge

1574
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: was repeatedly calling nine to one one. She said Blake

1575
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 1: Shelton was trying to kill her.

1576
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 2: Ha ha, and I do know that white.

1577
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:27,919
Speaker 1: Man, a Hawkins County woman who was charged with misuse

1578
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,680
Speaker 1: of nine one one after calling authorities on Saturday and

1579
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 1: saying the country music star Blake Shelton was trying to

1580
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 1: kill her. According to a report from Hawkins County Sheriff's Office,

1581
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:40,000
Speaker 1: deputies were called to a camper and in the one

1582
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: thousand block of Robins Lane after receiving a nine one

1583
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 1: one call from Mary Myers, who had asked for a helicopter.

1584
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:53,759
Speaker 2: Haha, it's a lot happening in this article.

1585
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:56,880
Speaker 1: The report said, listen, when Blake Shelton is on your ass,

1586
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna need a helicopter.

1587
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:02,360
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, air left me out of here. The report says, yes,

1588
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:03,599
Speaker 2: dangers with their guitar.

1589
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:07,440
Speaker 1: When debties arrived, they found Myers, forty eight, with severely

1590
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:09,560
Speaker 1: slurred speech and unsteady feet.

1591
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 2: Oh, unsteady feet.

1592
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,960
Speaker 1: Wide's reported that also was a smell of alcohol coming

1593
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:20,799
Speaker 1: from Myers. You don't say hcso beforse. Myers told debuties

1594
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,400
Speaker 1: she had called nine one one because Blake Shelton was

1595
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:25,479
Speaker 1: trying to kill her and there was a man in

1596
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:30,599
Speaker 1: the woods with a knife the So were those two

1597
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: different people or she thinks Blake Shelton is the man

1598
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 1: it was the knife? Yes, okay, because you know man

1599
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 1: in the woods that's justin Tim Blake album. The report

1600
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 1: also says Myers told Devidies that she and Eric Church

1601
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,800
Speaker 1: were dating and Dolly Parton was flying in to see

1602
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 1: her that night.

1603
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 3: A wow, okay, Donna's like, I'm not even opening up,

1604
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:56,960
Speaker 3: Dolly Wood, Why am I coming to see you?

1605
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: Ma'am. I know this sounds crazy, but what if we

1606
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,160
Speaker 1: lived in the world she was telling the truth?

1607
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:06,439
Speaker 2: That would be a lot if she was actually telling

1608
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:08,320
Speaker 2: the truth. Oh my goodness.

1609
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 1: Dolly Parton's like, fuck this bitch told canceling off flight,

1610
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 1: canceling off flight.

1611
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:15,519
Speaker 2: I can't be caught up with this. Okay, it'd be

1612
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 2: a good comedy skit.

1613
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,839
Speaker 1: I was trying to go and help her kill Blake Sheldon,

1614
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,720
Speaker 1: but this is too much, uh. Devty is a call

1615
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 1: to the lot by Myers multiple times on Saturday. Debutie's

1616
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,479
Speaker 1: report there there was nobody around the camper and anything

1617
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,519
Speaker 1: that would cause immediate danger to her, but an open

1618
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:35,799
Speaker 1: bottle of vodka was at her table. Danger was Myers

1619
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 1: was charged with miss Huston now on one and transported

1620
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: it to Hawkins County jail. Guess the race of Mary

1621
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:51,200
Speaker 1: Myers Jess Mike Myers.

1622
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 2: Is her nephew.

1623
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,839
Speaker 1: Okay, let's take the chat room. See what they believe.

1624
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,360
Speaker 1: She needs to go easy with the gray goose. White. White.

1625
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:02,599
Speaker 2: It's a white Blake Shelton. She lives in the camper White.

1626
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm just happy this white woman tried to pin the

1627
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: crime on a white man.

1628
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:10,200
Speaker 2: That's good.

1629
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:12,720
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not racist. Okay, say what you want,

1630
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:17,599
Speaker 1: Beth Mary Myers, High off of them opioids and vaka white, Working,

1631
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:22,799
Speaker 1: nine to five, White and Wizard of Oz.

1632
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 2: I love that movie Working Nah too fat?

1633
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 1: Oh my jam she tried to She at least she

1634
01:21:31,479 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: didn't try to pin the crime on Joelene. Okay, the

1635
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:39,080
Speaker 1: correct answer is white. She was a white woman. Everyone

1636
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:39,559
Speaker 1: got it.

1637
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1638
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 1: What does Blake Sheldon even sing about that pic?

1639
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:50,440
Speaker 2: Oh no, ma'am. She just had a hard time. Okay,

1640
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 2: Oh no, wonder what her feet was unstable.

1641
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 1: She needed to sober up before she got this picture.

1642
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:02,599
Speaker 1: I do agree with that, it's clearly but yeah, she's.

1643
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 2: Going through a hard time, y'all.

1644
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 1: You know how it is.

1645
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 2: I just want to know what.

1646
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 1: Blake Shelton song inspired the fucking he gonna kill me?

1647
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,559
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, I can think of

1648
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,439
Speaker 1: some artists that have songs that would make me feel

1649
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 1: like this motherfucker gonna get me if I got to

1650
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 1: you know, to lit.

1651
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:23,439
Speaker 2: But I don't know what's Blake Shelton singing about over there.

1652
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 1: I'm scared now, all right, last door, last thing, gotta

1653
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:29,640
Speaker 1: talk toy ratchetness.

1654
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 2: It's a clip playing.

1655
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is It's gonna take a while.

1656
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, one day he gonna get away.

1657
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:55,880
Speaker 1: Police have swooped in on a man who who was

1658
01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,080
Speaker 1: doing sword exercises in fancy dress.

1659
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 2: Oh swords, Yeah, I'm sharing his picture. Oh, we came

1660
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,080
Speaker 2: a thousand it out there.

1661
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:13,200
Speaker 1: He really look he got here playing D and D.

1662
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 1: It looks like he's doing some type of cosplayer or something.

1663
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,600
Speaker 2: Yes, he cast on somebody.

1664
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:25,800
Speaker 1: Wow. Armed officers swooped in on the sword wielding quote

1665
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:29,760
Speaker 1: unquote knight who went out for his daily exercise and

1666
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:34,519
Speaker 1: medieval fancy dress. Police from the Firearms Unit were called

1667
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 1: by worried families at the lake side beauty spot who

1668
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:40,200
Speaker 1: feared the mysterious swordsman would launch an attack with a

1669
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:45,240
Speaker 1: three foot blade. Look good, God, yes, yeah. The man

1670
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:48,559
Speaker 1: was confronted by officers at gunpoint, but they soon discovered

1671
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,240
Speaker 1: the sword was fake and he was just out for

1672
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:55,480
Speaker 1: a walk in his fancy dress. Medical technician Mike James,

1673
01:23:55,520 --> 01:24:01,080
Speaker 1: thirty one, was walking around Henry Lay in Saint Melan's

1674
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:04,040
Speaker 1: cardiof with his family when he saw the drama and fold.

1675
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,759
Speaker 1: Mike said, the whole thing was really surreal. He looked

1676
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: like something out of Assassin's Creed. We saw this guy

1677
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:15,840
Speaker 1: walking around a nice outfit and carrying a sword. You know,

1678
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: he's gotta be nice to be white though, because they

1679
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:19,200
Speaker 1: really just stopped and had a chat with him. Look

1680
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:22,760
Speaker 1: at this picture. It's like that all hanging out like

1681
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 1: what the fuck motherfucker.

1682
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:25,519
Speaker 2: Got a sword.

1683
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,360
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, man, so what are you in

1684
01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones or Assassin's Creed?

1685
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,479
Speaker 2: What what's your favorite Assassine Creed game?

1686
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,920
Speaker 1: It's talking about you again, right, he was in black

1687
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,599
Speaker 1: and has just been like pow pow pow. Oh oh

1688
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:44,200
Speaker 1: oh it was a fake over now that we've killed him. Hey, guys,

1689
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: it looks like he was just playing a game. He's

1690
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:46,720
Speaker 1: just dressing up.

1691
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:47,840
Speaker 2: I thought that.

1692
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,680
Speaker 1: I thought that's a bit weird, but I thought he

1693
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,720
Speaker 1: must be an actor or something, so I didn't think

1694
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,400
Speaker 1: much of it. About five minutes later, the arm police

1695
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,599
Speaker 1: showed up. They said, wait, you didn't think much of it?

1696
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:03,880
Speaker 1: What it anyway? About five minutes later, armed police showed

1697
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 1: up and they said, they have reports a suspicious looking person,

1698
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,880
Speaker 1: and we knew right away who they're talking about. I

1699
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,880
Speaker 1: told him it's the black over there. Not just kidding,

1700
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,720
Speaker 1: I told him. I told him it looks like he

1701
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,920
Speaker 1: was doing laps on the lake and that he should

1702
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,880
Speaker 1: be coming around shortly. Mike had his camera with him

1703
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,840
Speaker 1: to take pictures of his son riding a bike and

1704
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:22,559
Speaker 1: the ducks in the lake. When he captured the drama,

1705
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 1: He said the police ordered him to put the sword down,

1706
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:29,200
Speaker 1: and then they confronted him. They had a chat with

1707
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,240
Speaker 1: him for a couple of minutes, and apparently the guy

1708
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:33,320
Speaker 1: told him he was trying out a new outfit and

1709
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,040
Speaker 1: he was walking around the lake to get used to

1710
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:39,760
Speaker 1: the weight. The arm wait, a new outfit, like he's

1711
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:43,840
Speaker 1: gonna just wear that sometimes apparently, so why.

1712
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 2: I guess the conventions back up. He'd be the first

1713
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:46,599
Speaker 2: thing in line.

1714
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,959
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna say, like for a purpose,

1715
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,800
Speaker 1: like oh, I got a part in the play.

1716
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,479
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I'm just trying out a new outfit.

1717
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:55,960
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Look at this drip, you

1718
01:25:55,960 --> 01:26:01,080
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. They got nothing on this leather vestment. Okay,

1719
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:06,400
Speaker 1: showing off my finest night coutour. All right. They had

1720
01:26:06,439 --> 01:26:07,880
Speaker 1: a chat with him for a couple of minutes and

1721
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 1: apparently the guy told him he's trying new outfit. The

1722
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,600
Speaker 1: armed police were good as go and even had a

1723
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Speaker 1: picture with him afterwards, letting it before letting him go

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01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 1: on his way. I don't know what the sword was

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01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 1: made from, but it looked real enough. The outfit did

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01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,799
Speaker 1: look heavy, but I'm just not sure it was proper

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01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,880
Speaker 1: cha mail, but it made a really teny noise when

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01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:25,639
Speaker 1: you walk past.

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01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,559
Speaker 2: A south Welles Police spokesman said.

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Speaker 1: At three ten pm on Wednesday, thirteenth May, South Wales

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Speaker 1: Police received a report from a member of the public

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01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:37,040
Speaker 1: that a man was seeing the Hendra Lakes in Cardiff

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Speaker 1: for the sword. Officers deployed to the scene where they

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01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:41,920
Speaker 1: located located a young man who was in fancy dress

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01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:44,760
Speaker 1: carrying the toy sword. No criminal offices were committed, and

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01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:48,639
Speaker 1: the man was giving a suitable suitable advice. So there,

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01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:49,360
Speaker 1: you guys have it.

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01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:49,679
Speaker 2: Okay.

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01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:54,679
Speaker 5: Anybody scared for their lives? I feel like the police

1740
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,000
Speaker 5: are always so scared for their.

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01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:58,920
Speaker 2: Lives, aren't they Aren't they always shooting?

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01:26:58,960 --> 01:26:59,800
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers?

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01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 5: Everyone scared with their fucking I mean, what the fuck?

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01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,439
Speaker 5: Oh again, a lot.

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01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:11,439
Speaker 1: Of okay, first, just tell everybody what a fond you.

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01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:16,200
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, let me refresh? Good God, what's the refreshing.

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01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,799
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry about all the refreshing. Hello, I'm refreshed,

1748
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:25,519
Speaker 5: feeling so refreshed. Well, I'm calling on Tuesday. See you

1749
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 5: next Tuesday. Come on, everybody. I do record on Tuesdays

1750
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:37,120
Speaker 5: live on Instagram. Get Wood eleven am Pacific, two pm Eastern,

1751
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:40,559
Speaker 5: and I'm starting a news show that I'm really excited

1752
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:46,240
Speaker 5: about on Friday. My first guest is Baron Vaughan, and yeah,

1753
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:49,000
Speaker 5: I'm very excited. One of my best friends in the world.

1754
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,080
Speaker 5: But he's got like a lot of stuff going on

1755
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:54,519
Speaker 5: right now. And my show is that show will be

1756
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,640
Speaker 5: called What's Good with Jess Wood because I want to

1757
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:59,599
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in touch with a bunch of people.

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01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:01,080
Speaker 5: You guys, I'm going to reach out to you, I'm

1759
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 5: going to reach out to keeping them. I'm going to

1760
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,320
Speaker 5: reach out to everybody now and just kind of pop

1761
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:07,200
Speaker 5: in and just just a little little thirty minute kind

1762
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 5: of hey, how's it going, and what are you doing

1763
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:12,080
Speaker 5: for yourselves? And kind of like a little it sounds

1764
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:18,479
Speaker 5: a little like self care. I don't know, are you

1765
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:19,639
Speaker 5: making sour though?

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01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,559
Speaker 1: I love it? I love it.

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01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:27,720
Speaker 2: That's that's dope, man. So check it out, man.

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01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:32,439
Speaker 1: And you know I follow just on Instagram all that stuff,

1769
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 1: you know, check out get Wood and all that stuff, because, uh,

1770
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:36,439
Speaker 1: like I.

1771
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,760
Speaker 2: Said, you always enjoy to talk to and how you are,

1772
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:39,760
Speaker 2: even no.

1773
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,880
Speaker 1: Matter what you're going through, it's always like you. You

1774
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:44,200
Speaker 1: always have like a it's such a weird way to

1775
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:49,679
Speaker 1: describe it, but it's like an optimistic and sunny thing

1776
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:52,439
Speaker 1: no matter what. Like even like like Jess could be

1777
01:28:52,479 --> 01:28:55,640
Speaker 1: describing something that's horrible to you, You're just like what happens,

1778
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:58,719
Speaker 1: like yeah, and know fucking I got kicked out or whatever.

1779
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:00,960
Speaker 1: You're just like that's crazy. She's like, I know, but

1780
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,519
Speaker 1: now I'm living on the streets and it's fun or whatever.

1781
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:06,599
Speaker 1: You're just like, Okay, just find a way to make

1782
01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:08,240
Speaker 1: it work. You know how to make it work. So

1783
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:09,880
Speaker 1: I just always admire that about you.

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01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:13,640
Speaker 5: So thanks. Well, I'll leave you if I can with

1785
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:16,840
Speaker 5: one one joke that kind of sums up, if you will,

1786
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:20,280
Speaker 5: my being back in LA and like being so overcome

1787
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:23,200
Speaker 5: with memories and stuff. And I walk around LA, and

1788
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,840
Speaker 5: I know, you know, so many people come here and

1789
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 5: they get so excited when they look at things and

1790
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:30,519
Speaker 5: they say, oh my god, look at this location. This

1791
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,960
Speaker 5: is wort like a movie was shot here. Because I

1792
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,640
Speaker 5: walk around LA and I stop at locations and I go,

1793
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:37,639
Speaker 5: oh my god, I was shot here.

1794
01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 1: Is that that's real?

1795
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 5: That's true.

1796
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:49,559
Speaker 2: Y sums it up.

1797
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,799
Speaker 1: Go back and listen to all episodes of Jets because

1798
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:55,960
Speaker 1: especially if you're a premium Karen interviewed her for Listenack

1799
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:57,920
Speaker 1: and Good Ones, and so if you want to hear

1800
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 1: about the past with the gangs and and the street

1801
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 1: life and the drugs and all that stuff, check it out, man,

1802
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,559
Speaker 1: because like I said, it's dope to see you Shine

1803
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:10,720
Speaker 1: and Jess, we'll be back absolutely, and we'll be back

1804
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 1: tomorrow guys, so thank you.

1805
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,160
Speaker 2: Guys check us out.

1806
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:16,000
Speaker 1: Oh and tomorrow morning is when we're going to do

1807
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:18,720
Speaker 1: our Insecure review with me and BOSSI. So all right, guys,

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01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:21,400
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you tomorrow. Un till then, I love you,