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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best radio you've

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Speaker 1: heard in a while, The jew Show. Exactly. How is

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Speaker 1: your day gonna go today? Is it gonna be? Can

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Speaker 1: I see something? You sure? Sure? I was going to

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Speaker 1: do the enter for the day if I had okay

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Speaker 1: vibration go? Well, last night my garage door was opening

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Speaker 1: Is gonna be like where your garage door opens like

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Speaker 1: was doing it all night, so for about an hour

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night, like two am? That's what

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Speaker 1: I what? Can we just focus on the fork for

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Speaker 1: us just one second, because I need answers to that.

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Speaker 1: Why would you grab a fork the last pot tub?

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Speaker 1: They're right next to the knives. Okay, imagine you are

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Speaker 1: the intruder you walk in to kill Evan. He's holding

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Speaker 1: the other I'm taking everything anyway, how's your tak going

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Speaker 1: to go? Find out? Right now? With Alex's daily vibration?

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Speaker 1: All right, it's time to raise a vibration by doing

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Speaker 1: your one card tarot draws. So while I shuffle my cards,

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Speaker 1: actually I need to step back a second and talk

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Speaker 1: about how dope today is because it's two two two

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Speaker 1: It's a special day to day because two two two

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Speaker 1: it's a sign of positivity and good luck and joy.

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Speaker 1: So today's vibe is going to be very important, coming

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Speaker 1: from your numerologist, Alex. All right, here we got shuffling,

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Speaker 1: get it. I knew it. It's a willow fortune. I

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what the willow fortune upright means this is

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Speaker 1: a time to be very thoughtful and aware of your

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Speaker 1: and abundance, to make sure you're sending out the positive

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Speaker 1: vibes at all times. Yeah. I don't know why that

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Speaker 1: don't know why that just made so much sense in

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Speaker 1: reminds us that life is in a constant state of change,

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Speaker 1: and what goes around comes around. What goes up must

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Speaker 1: come down. So if you've been going through a difficult

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Speaker 1: time in life lately, this message is for you. Good

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Speaker 1: luck and fortune. We'll be returning. Life will be back

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Speaker 1: to normal soon as much as you can. Remember that

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Speaker 1: your thoughts and your actions and your words and your

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Speaker 1: vibes are like a boomerang. So if you want harmony,

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Speaker 1: be your own hero, start within, because nobody else is

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Speaker 1: going to be your savior. So be nice to yourself.

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Speaker 1: Be nice, Sathers, your thoughts positive, and you will be

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Speaker 1: amazed at what you can and will manifest in your life.

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Speaker 1: I love hearing that good fortune is coming back to people.

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Speaker 1: That means that good times are on their way. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: that's what happens. Right. You're never gonna have only happy

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Speaker 1: That was the thing that would get me through it.

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Speaker 1: So correct me if I'm wrong, Just like you said

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Speaker 1: remember I close out your daily vibration with the daily affirmation,

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Speaker 1: so wispy, I celebrate my continued good fortune. That was

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration. Have a great day, all right. Remember

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Speaker 1: I wandered Tim, how awkward is this going to be? Christie?

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Speaker 1: But twenty all right, it's time for your brand new

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Speaker 1: phone prank. Christie is on the phone and she wanted

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Speaker 1: to set up her friend Alison, because apparently Alison told

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Speaker 1: this Pete Deakins up at corporate hr UM. I was

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Speaker 1: looking to speak with Alison and this is her. Hey there, Alison,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little shocked, and I don't like making these

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Speaker 1: about something. Um, you did something in the office the

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Speaker 1: the very expensive furniture and desks and carpeting and walls

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Speaker 1: that we have just filthy, right, am I Right right?

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Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't do anything wrong. Okay, So I'm

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Speaker 1: her desk, disrespecting for a long time. Well, if you've

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Speaker 1: we do have cameras, and I'm just gonna let you

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Speaker 1: bridge if I if you just tell me the truth, Okay, um, okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah, apologize. Yeah, I did tell you there was

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to know that. It's not my fault.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, oh my goodness, Oh, oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: is that a stapler? Okay, that's it. I'm heating up

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Speaker 1: the phone now, Well, don't hang up. I gotta I

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Speaker 1: gotta bring Christie on real quick. But wow, what is

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your friend Christie wanted to

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Speaker 1: set you up. We got you. Oh my god, Christie,

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Speaker 1: what the heck? Yeah, your friend Christie send us an

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Speaker 1: last week? Oh what you talk? What'd you tell you

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand first day follow up on

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Speaker 1: the phone for a first day fall up today And

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Speaker 1: apparently he went out with a girl named Abby that

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Speaker 1: he met at a twelve K running thing. I think so.

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Speaker 1: I think about it, twelve K could also be money. So, Joe,

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Speaker 1: That's why I was gonna say, you might not be

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Speaker 1: getting a callback because transaction done. So tell us about Abby.

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Speaker 1: is this about you? Do you know the show? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I've heard you. Gods didn't expect you to call me abby.

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Speaker 1: I think wow. All right, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead

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Speaker 1: and say that's a new delic doesn't happen. That's kind

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Speaker 1: of weird. That is weird, not exactly how I thought that.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Let us know how everything goes, and

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Speaker 1: hopefully you'll figure out if it is a body owner

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Speaker 1: issue or if it's just like some clothes you're wearing

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Speaker 1: and Abby with a little too judgmental Do you hang

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Speaker 1: up too? Yeah? I know it was kind of like

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Speaker 1: more annoying on this one than usual, But okay, I

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Speaker 1: guess they don't like The Jewbils Show on demand, The

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on Demand, Jebils Dirty little Secret. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one to

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty secret, you can

435
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Speaker 1: or a little dirty little secret, dirty big secret. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, literally whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. And that's

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Speaker 1: why you're free to share whatever on the phone. Right now,

439
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Um, I got drunk at

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Speaker 1: the company party last week, which wouldn't been so bad

441
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Speaker 1: except now I'm working from home for the week. Um.

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Speaker 1: And not only that, I started I told my boss that, um,

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Speaker 1: that I think he should divorce his wife. Oh oh, yis.

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people do need to get

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Speaker 1: divorced for one reason or another. But why do you

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Speaker 1: think that he needs a divorce? Well, he's always you know,

447
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Speaker 1: like he always seems stressed when he talks about her,

448
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Speaker 1: and low key, I really like him. Oh that's why. Okay, girl,

449
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Speaker 1: are you so you're trying to organically and then start dating? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you're trying to ruin your boss's relationship so that

451
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Speaker 1: you can date him. Yeah, kind of. That was the

452
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Speaker 1: train of thought on that night, after so many martini

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Speaker 1: What do he do? You remember what he said? He

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Speaker 1: started laughing awkwardly, and um, it was like, Oh, you

455
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Speaker 1: should be like a therapist or something good at this.

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Speaker 1: How has it been since then? Has it been weird?

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Speaker 1: When you? I mean, I don't know what you're really weird?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's actually really funny. Wife know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know about that. I don't really talk to her, but

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Speaker 1: I just like have been crushing on him for a while.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was just inappropriate. Yeah, no, that's got

462
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Speaker 1: to be very awkward for you. Have you have you

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Speaker 1: addressed it with him at all? Oh no, I think

464
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Speaker 1: that this is like the just let it lie. It

465
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Speaker 1: is probably going to be my Owneah, that's probably best. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't say anything about that kidding. I

467
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Speaker 1: was just kidding about that boss or you get his wife,

468
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Speaker 1: probably like in a Zoom meeting, I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: I was a mess at the party. Yeah, like I

470
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Speaker 1: was totally not myself. Well, you do say things when

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Speaker 1: you're drunk that you normally wouldn't say if you weren't.

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Speaker 1: Some people say the truth come out, but I'm always

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Speaker 1: felt the oppos because like most of I've been drunk

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Speaker 1: a lot of my life, and most of the stuff

475
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Speaker 1: that I've said drunk is like, that's not actually the truth.

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Speaker 1: Like no, I think what people mean is that you

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Speaker 1: just take it so literal. Is that that's not what

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Speaker 1: they mean. They just mean like feelings about people, actual

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Speaker 1: feelings about people. They're genuine, Like they might say something

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Speaker 1: that they normally would not say about somebody they're drunk.

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Speaker 1: That's what people mean, right, Oh, I thought that's what

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Speaker 1: I mean. But you know, like you would see someone

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Speaker 1: you're like, I love you, but you're like in real life,

484
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Speaker 1: you're like, I don't really feel that one. No, I

485
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Speaker 1: feel like bros only do that to their bros that

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Speaker 1: they really love, Like you know, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've never I don't know done that, but anyway, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do say I do like people do say things

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Speaker 1: that they wouldn't otherwise. That is true. Well, and I'm

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Speaker 1: so mortified. Yeah, I guess I would just ignore it.

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Speaker 1: Keep that your dear little secret. Or you can always

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Speaker 1: call up his wife and make up a story about

493
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Speaker 1: he's cheating with you and then then divorce probably happened. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: Well not with you. Don't say with you to say,

495
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Speaker 1: you know, anonymously, you're cheating, and then we'll get divorced

496
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Speaker 1: and then you can start dating him. There you go.

497
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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll wait for the holiday party to do that.

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Speaker 1: All right, Thank you for telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. The Jewel Show on Demand, The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network, where idiots are just in the news. They

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Speaker 1: report the news for Tuesday February twenty second, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and the ride share app Uber is

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Speaker 1: making a huge change that could make you feel like

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Speaker 1: a jerk. Tell you what it is in a second,

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Speaker 1: but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: there's about eleven hundred people who order something that are

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Speaker 1: probably crying in their mantra right now. And I have

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Speaker 1: all the details on that coming right up. And I'm

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Speaker 1: English Chevan, And what links would you go to to

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Speaker 1: punish your kids, because one Frenchman probably has you bait

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Speaker 1: length like sausage length lenks. Let's do a little English

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Speaker 1: to American translation. When Eglos Chevan said the links, he's

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Speaker 1: sang length lank length. Yeah what you say? Six six?

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Speaker 1: No more on those stories than just a second before

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Speaker 1: your first story of the day in the i N

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network raders the report the news. Uber

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Speaker 1: just rolled out a new feature that lets you see

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Speaker 1: how many one star reviews you've gotten. Oh, my drivers,

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Speaker 1: that'd be really interesting. Yeah, yeah, because I can't see it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't see it, Like, hey, you can't see your

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Speaker 1: own do you know? Many times an uber has canceled

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Speaker 1: on me? Yeah, when I'm waiting for it, and I've

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Speaker 1: always wondered, really, I must have a terrible rating, and

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Speaker 1: I never knew it. They just will cancel and not

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Speaker 1: show up, and I'm like, what did I do? I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what I did. The only time I

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Speaker 1: know that the Uber driver and I had beef was

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Speaker 1: when outside were in Vegas and we were going somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a piece of advice if you ever

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Speaker 1: get in an Uber and the Uber driver's first response

532
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: is to look around wide eyed and go, Wow, there's

533
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Speaker 1: a lot of cops out tonight. Huh, don't take that Uber?

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00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: All right? So, now, since Uber is letting people actually

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Speaker 1: see their own rating, why don't we all check ours

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Speaker 1: real quick and see what we're rated on Uber. I'm

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Speaker 1: scared to check mine. I'm very competitive, so if I

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Speaker 1: don't win, I'm gonna be upstaffed. All right, Oh, mine's

539
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Speaker 1: four point seven five. OKAYO, I know what that missing

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Speaker 1: point two five happens in the back of Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: lucky you still have a four point Right. Uber is

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Speaker 1: now letting you see what your rating is. Maybe we'll

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Speaker 1: explain why you get canceled on my drivers all the time, Christian,

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Speaker 1: what you're rating? Feel like I need a drum roll?

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Speaker 1: Because well it's pretty good? Okay, right? Pretty four point

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Speaker 1: eight eight? W Alex is super competitive. She's the only

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Speaker 1: person I know how has a above perfect credit score.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that happens. So right now, if

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Speaker 1: she has less than you, I know she's fuming. Drum

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Speaker 1: roll please five point zero zero, super excited about it.

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Speaker 1: I'll check mine. Okay. Two sys the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The next story, they let's send it over to Alex

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Speaker 1: Raysh who was on location with rich people. No on

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Speaker 1: a cargo ship that's burning down in the ocean. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I can swim, but it's not so good

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Speaker 1: for these eleven Porsches that caught fire along with a

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Speaker 1: few thousand other cars that were on its way to

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Speaker 1: good old United States of America. And it's just burning

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Speaker 1: away in the probably Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, one of

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Speaker 1: the two. And I bet I bet you all the

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Speaker 1: news stories are not talking about the other cars. They're

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Speaker 1: only talking about the Porsches. The Nissans don't get any love. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what about the other car that I saw was Volkswagen.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes it's a standard Gulf. There's a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people waiting for their Porsche right now. They've already,

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Speaker 1: you know, Porsch driv. Yeah, they're already wearing their leather jacket,

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Speaker 1: their little their Porsch jacket. They got their Porsche hat,

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Speaker 1: they got their Porsche key chain, they got all the

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Speaker 1: Porsche items, but no Porsche, which I guess really doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter because people who own Porsches or who want to

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Speaker 1: own Porsches, they wear Porsche gear out no matter what,

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Speaker 1: just to impress people. So they're fine, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news reports. For our

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Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to English seven, who is on location in France. Frank, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm with a French dad who's desperate to

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Speaker 1: block his kids from spending him what dad, French daddy,

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Speaker 1: French dad. You guys have been doing those jokes for

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Speaker 1: the lost colifided stories. Okay, I'm I was hanging out

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Speaker 1: with a French daddy, him daddy, breaking news right here

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Speaker 1: on the iron and the Indian News Network where he's

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. Our own English Evan, our

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Speaker 1: roving reporter here on the Idiots in the News, has

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Speaker 1: started a relationship with the frenchman who he calls his

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Speaker 1: French daddy. Tell us more about him, more like Zaddy,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, Okay, So this French dad, he was desperate

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Speaker 1: to block his kids from spending too mundy on social media,

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Speaker 1: and he went off the rails and cut out the

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Speaker 1: Internet to the entire town where they live. I feel

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Speaker 1: like that didn't hit very that's horrenching stories, much hard story.

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Speaker 1: That you're taking a French guy and calling him your

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Speaker 1: French daddy. We'll just go with that. I see you

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Speaker 1: about the leisure job lady, and that means then is

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Speaker 1: done for the day. I don't worry that will do

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Speaker 1: it again in the same time tomorrow. Nothing lose yoke job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yoke job. And that was the iron N the Idiot

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the i n N. And remember you

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Speaker 1: can follow us on social media. At the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio, The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand, The Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame weekday mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Selene. Oh no, that's my daughter. UM, this

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Speaker 1: is Sarah. Oh, oh my gosh, that's right. Is everything

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Speaker 1: all right? Family? Doctor? Huh uh? I must have died

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Speaker 1: here number by mistake. I'm sorry about that. Felene was

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Speaker 1: in here the other day and I just was calling

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Speaker 1: with her test results and very excited for her. I

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Speaker 1: bet you're excited. No excited excited? What do I need

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Speaker 1: to be excited about? Oh? I'm so sorry about that. Um.

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Speaker 1: I because I work at the doctor's office here, am

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Speaker 1: not allowed to give out personal information about our patients.

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Speaker 1: I know she's your daughter, and I doubt your number

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Speaker 1: by mistake. UM, but I really can't tell you about

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Speaker 1: these test results. Okay, I need you. I need you

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Speaker 1: to just go ahead and tell me it is my daughter.

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Speaker 1: If she had test done, I need to know what

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Speaker 1: the heck she did a test for well, I, like

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Speaker 1: I said, I legally cannot give that information out. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. I know she's your daughter. I know I

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Speaker 1: doubt the wrong phone number, but she's having triplets. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: And there it goes again, Pete. They called me loose

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Speaker 1: lips Pete in college for a couple of reasons, but

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Speaker 1: it was never Excuse me, excuse me, you're telling me

631
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Speaker 1: my daughter is pregnant with triplets. Oh? Actually, no, I'm sorry.

632
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: I got that wrong. No, no, no, but I got

633
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: the wrong thing in front of me. I read that

634
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: totally wrong. I'm so sorry about that. So are you

635
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: to alarm you on Jesus? No, you don't understand her boyfriends.

636
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: It's just the dumbest thing on earth. I cannot stand

637
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: that guy. And if she was to have triplets with

638
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: him home? Oh good, okay, yeah, so that's it. That's

639
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: why you're upset about that information is because her You

640
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: don't like her. Is it a new boyfriend or something.

641
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: I guess I'm overstepping my bounds by asking about your

642
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: personal relationship with your daughter's boyfriend. But you said it,

643
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: so I was just wondering if you don't like him,

644
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: and that's why you were upset when I accidentally said

645
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: she was having triplets. Oh, I don't even know what

646
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking why I'm telling you this, but it's just

647
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: the thought of that, just it's just I can't well,

648
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: she like proper sentence right now. My goodness, I'm bet

649
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: So it's not triplets. That's the good thing I saw.

650
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: Sorry to freak out like that, My bad. I still

651
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: can't keep a secret, but um, it is not triplets,

652
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: although you might be pretty upset here in the future.

653
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: So I'll just throw that little nugget out there for

654
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: you and get hold of her later. So you just

655
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: got the number of babies wrong? Or is that what

656
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: you're telling me right now? She is pregnant? I can't

657
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: tell you. Hello, Yes, she's pregnant. Now loose lips, pete

658
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: goes again. Dang it, Oh god, I can't. Yeah, she's

659
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: prego my eggo. I'm about to lose it here or

660
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: I am about to lose it? Um? Is it with

661
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: her boyfriend? Did she say who she's having this baby with?

662
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: It with her boyfriend? I don't know, but I'm sorry

663
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: to spill the beans on that. If you could do

664
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: me if everyone not tell your daughter that I gave

665
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: you that in post, so when I call her with

666
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: her results that seems like a surprise, that'd be great.

667
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: She's a idiot, and she's even more of an idiot

668
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: to have sex with him and freaking have a baby.

669
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 1: So no, no, I'm not going to keep it a secret.

670
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now. And you're an idiot too? Well?

671
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: Why am I an idiot? Why are you an idiot? You? Just?

672
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: Is it because this is a prank phone call? Is that? Why? What?

673
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing

674
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your daughter. Selene set

675
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: you up with me, aren't you. She says that she

676
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: knows you hate her boyfriend and wanted me to scare

677
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: you and say they're having kids together. Oh thank god.

678
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: And she also wanted me to break the news to

679
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: you that she's going to break up with him soon.

680
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: Did she really say that, yes with me, No, she

681
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: really did say that. Yeah. The Jewil Show on Demand,

682
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on Demand. It's time Floor of the

683
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: Roses only. On The Jewbil Show. Jay is on the

684
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: phone today because he's been with his girlfriend for about

685
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: eight months, and unfortunately he already thinks she's cheating. Necessarily

686
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: a good sign, but you never know, she might not be.

687
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: It could be a Jay issue and not a her issue. Jay.

688
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: Thanks for your email. Man, I'm sorry you have to

689
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: come on the show like this, but hopefully we can

690
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: figure it out for you, because nobody should be cheated on.

691
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: Why do you think your girlfriend Alicia's cheating on you?

692
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I just never thought i'd be in this

693
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: position again. Guys, you know, being cheated on? Yeah? Yeah,

694
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: I mean I was cheated one last year by a

695
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: different girl, and now my current girlfriend won't return any

696
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: of my calls. Wait, your current girlfriend won't return any

697
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: of your calls? Are you sure you guys are a

698
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: girlfriend by Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Okay, Hey, Well,

699
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: normally when people are a girlfriend and boyfriend together, they

700
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: return each other's calls and they told communication is big.

701
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: So why won't she return your calls? I mean, I

702
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: don't know. So last week I thought i'd surprise her

703
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: on my way home from work and stop by her

704
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: apartment so her car was there, but she wasn't, So

705
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: I tried calling her, and every time I tried, though,

706
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: like it went straight to voicemail, like she was known

707
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: to clining calls, and then after a while I just

708
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: gave up at home. And then the next day I

709
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: asked her about it, and she told me she didn't

710
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: like it when guys want to know where she is

711
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: at all times. Oh all right, so it's one of

712
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 1: those things, right right? Did you how did you ask

713
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: her about it? You know, did you ask her aggressively

714
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: or you're just like, hey, can't marry, how's your car

715
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: was home? And then she's like, oh, another one, try

716
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: to keep tabs on me? No, no, no, never, this

717
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: is the first time anything like that ever happened. And

718
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 1: she responded so so aggressive with me. But like I thought, well, okay,

719
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: she's clearly hiding something. Yeah, I mean that definitely sounds

720
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: like it. Is that the only reason that you think

721
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: something's going on? Well, how she talked to you, I

722
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 1: mean you said she's not returning your calls, So yeah,

723
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: I mean, like it, we've been together for like eight months,

724
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: almost nine months. That's that is a long time to

725
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 1: be together with someone exclusively to just ignore their calls.

726
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: You know, like, something is not right here. Have you

727
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: guys not talked since you brought up her car being

728
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: home when and here not answering your call. No. No,

729
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: she was super weird about it. And then that was

730
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: the end of that conversation. And I've just been kind

731
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 1: of laying low. Wow, right now, would you still consider

732
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: consider yourself together? Like boyfriend girlfriend? I have no idea.

733
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: That is super weird, dude, and that sucks. I had

734
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: to happen to me one time. Really, Yeah. Yeah, I

735
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: was in a relationship and um, she got mad at

736
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: me for something and then just dropped off the face

737
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: of the earth for two weeks, didn't talk to me

738
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: for two weeks. I called a couple of days. I'm like,

739
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: all right, blow me off two weeks, right, And then

740
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: when she finally got ahold of me after those two weeks,

741
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: I was like, come get your stuff. Yeah, and she

742
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: was shocked and I'm like, you haven't talked to me

743
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: in two weeks. I mean we're broken up at this point, right,

744
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: And it was like she was like crying and said,

745
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on talking to me in

746
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: two weeks? So I think we're done? Wow, But you

747
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: still consider you guys together? I mean I would call

748
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: her my girlfriend, but I don't know what the hell

749
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: she'd call me un listen to have an actual conversation.

750
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: I think that you guys would be still together. Yeah,

751
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yeah, that's true. And that's how

752
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: I fell in that moment to him, like, I guess

753
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: those two weeks, I'm like, I guess we're still together

754
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: about Like, I'm definitely not not gonna if she'll ever

755
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 1: take my phone home breaking up otherwise maybe with her forever.

756
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: All right? What grocery store does she shop at? She

757
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: shops sober it okay, cool? So probably a member of

758
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: their rewards program, I'm sure. And just so it sounds

759
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: like I know what I'm talking about. Does she like

760
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: buy a certain thing all the time or is there

761
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: anything on her shopping Listen, she buys hubs and tubs

762
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: of organic common butter. All right, what is she doing? Seriously? Everything?

763
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: No wonder you want your girlfriend? But I'm just saying,

764
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: but that's probably some All right, Well, we'll play that song,

765
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: come back and then call her, pretended to be from

766
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: the grocery store and say we're we got a new

767
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: floral section opening up and we want to send some

768
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: flowers to somebody special. And see she goes, it's your

769
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: name or somebody else is okay? All right, thanks guys.

770
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: I just I just hope she didn't she excited. I

771
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: cannot take another break up right now? Yeah? Try? Yeah,

772
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: me too. Hopefully maybe her phone just died and she

773
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: can't find a charger. We'll play a song come back,

774
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: and then call her right after this. Okay, all right,

775
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: ward The Roses to Catch Cheater Next, it's the Jewel

776
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: Show in the middle of War The Roses to Catch

777
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: a Cheater. If you're just joining us. Jay is on

778
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: the phone, and Jay has been with his girlfriend Alicia

779
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: for eight months and they don't talk much anymore. She

780
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: actually stopped talking to him the other day because he

781
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: showed her to her house to surprise her and her

782
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: car was there. And then Jay tried to call her

783
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: a bunch and she wasn't answering. Finally got a hold

784
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: of her and he asked her about it, and then

785
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: she got aggressive with him and said, stop keeping tabs.

786
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: I mean something like that, right, Jay, Yeah, yeah, and

787
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: then stop talking to him. So currently Jay thinks he

788
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: has a girlfriend. We're pretty sure that he still has

789
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: a girlfriend either way, though, it's weird that her car

790
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: was home and she wasn't answering and then got that mad.

791
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: So Jay thinks she might have been cheating, and we're

792
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: about to call right now and figure it out. All right, Jay,

793
00:40:53,800 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah? Yeah, let's get it over. Hello. Hey,

794
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: this is Jurban calling from doors I was looking for

795
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: at leash Um, Yeah, this is this is she. We

796
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: are just calling some of our rewards members to say

797
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: thank you for shopping with us. We know you come

798
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: in here a lot, and I hope you're getting as

799
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 1: much almond butter as you need from us. Um. Yeah, yeah,

800
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd really like your guys's brand from Dimmunities.

801
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: We've done a little construction. We opened up a whole

802
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: new floral section and a gift section of the store,

803
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: and we're calling people to get the word out and

804
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: say thank you for shopping here and off. We have

805
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars gift card to the florist, invite you

806
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: to come check it out. And also we want to

807
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: send some flowers to somebody special. So this is just

808
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: a just like a giveaway, like for being a member. Yeah,

809
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: pretty much. It's a way of saying thank you and

810
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: also a way to promote our new floral section. Oh

811
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: and I don't have to buy anything like I just

812
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: it's just a card for the store. You have already

813
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: purchased enough. We can definitely email the gift card to

814
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: you for fifty bucks to the store, and then we'll

815
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: have those flowers sent out. It'll look like it's from you.

816
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: By the way, I won't say it's from us, and

817
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: you can it's a dozen red roses and you can

818
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: put anything you want on the card. Oh um, yeah, yes,

819
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: so I can send them to someone else, okay, all right,

820
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: Sure to get them sent out, I would just need

821
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: a name first and last whatever you'd like to put

822
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: on a card, and then the address. Okay, Um, all right,

823
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: you can make it out to Kyle. Kyle, got the name?

824
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you want want to put on

825
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: a card? Till Kyle pants? Yeah, you could just say, um,

826
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: come over this weekend wink wink and and week Yeah,

827
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: so there's like three weeks. Do you mean a right wink?

828
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: Are you on a like an emoji? I'm sorry, I'm

829
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: sorry three weeks? Um? Hello, I was asking if you

830
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: wanted wink emojis or if you want me to write

831
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: the word wink and then your boyfriend who's on the phone,

832
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: just came on and he was like, hey, three weeks?

833
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: Why not four? Uh? What is that? Jay? Jay? Why

834
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: why are you on the phone? But oh, he's on

835
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: the phone because this is actually the Jewil Show. It's

836
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: a radio show. My name is Jewil and mine's Alex.

837
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm Mind's English Heaven. And your boyfriend's name is actually

838
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 1: Jay you know that, I guess, And it's not Kyle.

839
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: So he was wondering who you're sending flowers to? Yeah,

840
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: who's Kyle ing moong? Yeah? Yeah, who the hell is Kyle?

841
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: And why is he coming over this weekend? You told

842
00:43:54,040 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: me you were busy this weekend, So but what no,

843
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: how how are you on the phone? How's how does that?

844
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: How am I on the phone? Because you were declining

845
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: my fucking calls last week and I thought you might

846
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: be cheating, so I had these guys help me try

847
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: and catch you, and la la, He was right, So

848
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: who's Kyle? I mean, it's just okay, you don't you

849
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: don't need to know who Kyle is. Jay, Listen, there

850
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: is a reason, like it was just winking, you know,

851
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,919
Speaker 1: it's he's just coming over. You're still my boyfriend. Oh oh,

852
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: we're throwing three weeks. You guys have been together eight months? Yeah?

853
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I was like, yeah, so why are you

854
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: not talking to him? That's a long time. You're ignoring

855
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: his phone calls and you're hanging out with Kyle. Listen,

856
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: you don't need to know what I need to do? Well?

857
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: Who are you? Why do you need to know what

858
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: I'm doing with every single week into my life? Like

859
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm my own person. Honey, you're a cheater, though,

860
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: maybe you should think about the other person. Maybe you

861
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: should break up with your boyfriend before cheating on it.

862
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: You don't know that I'm a cheater. You don't know

863
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: that I've done anything. Sounds like you're a cheater. It

864
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: sure does, because you won't even tell us who Kyle

865
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: is and you're sending weird roses to Kyle come over.

866
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: I just thought they were three flowers, Like, since when

867
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: is three flowers breaking? Like being a gather? This is

868
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: such bullet I cannot believe that you're you're you're trying

869
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: to even lie about this. You just said you were

870
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: in writing him over this weekend. I did. It was

871
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: on a card. It was a message like a link

872
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: is like joking, sorry, trying to say you're in Jay's

873
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: relationship or what? Because you aren't even talking to him.

874
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 1: I haven't heard from Jay and week, so I thought

875
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,720
Speaker 1: we were moving on. I thought this was open. What

876
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: are you? Are you kidding me? I asked you where

877
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: you were when I stopped by, and you lost your me.

878
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: You haven't been talking to me. First of all, I

879
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: believe Jay over you, as you're cheating on him and

880
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: you got caught cheating with Kyle. Now, Jay is the

881
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: one who stopped talking to me, so I thought we

882
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: were moving I'm sorry? What are you? Are you kidding me?

883
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you deranged? You were the one that

884
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: written me talked to me? Jay? When's the last time

885
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: you called me? Stop by your Oh my god? Okay, here,

886
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: let me pull this up. Your last text message to

887
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: me was I am so pissed at you don't reach

888
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: out to me. I need space. So I'm pretty sure

889
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: that I didn't do anything on my end, soho, I

890
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you that. So did you

891
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: send that text message? Alicia? I? I that can't be.

892
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: That's gotta be somebody you know. Maybe you should ask

893
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: him if he wants to send flowers or another Alicia,

894
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: that's not me. Oh my, whoa wow? What you've been

895
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: talking about? You? You know what I am? I am

896
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: so dune with good guy? Can you just can you

897
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: just get rid of her? Can you can you like

898
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: cut her off her? Well, I can hang up on her,

899
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: but she's well, I was trying to get her to

900
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: hang up. But if if she hung up, she'd still

901
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: think we hung up on her either way. So yeah,

902
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 1: I'll hang up on her. Bye, Alicia, that's a lucky

903
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: escape Jay. She like, I can't. I can't believe she

904
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: just tried to like gaslight me into her cheating situations, right,

905
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 1: think but hold and be thankful that it was only

906
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: eight months so and not eight years or something. Yeah,

907
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: she sounds crazy, I mean, but like she knows, she

908
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: knows my last girlfriend. She's on me and I just can't.

909
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: Like I am so oh so And that's what sucks.

910
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: That's why people don't think about when they cheat. Pay

911
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: it forward to the next person. Don't cheat on someone

912
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: you know, because someone's gonna get in a relationship with

913
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: them that they actually like, and then you got to

914
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: deal with all that baggage that you have now from

915
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: being cheated on twice. Yeah, yeah, thanks day. Yeah, it

916
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: was a pleasure having you do the War of the

917
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater for us. Yeah. I appreciate

918
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: your help too. Just make sure there's someone out there

919
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: who won't cheat on you. I'm positive of that, Jay,

920
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Hello, So, and let's wait a second. Are

921
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: you the one cheating on them? Is your name Jay?

922
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: Or my name? Jay? Now you're standing with my ex school?

923
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on Demand, The Jewels Show on Demand,

924
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, hey, hey, you

925
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,479
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret that you want to tell us? Yeah,

926
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: go for it. My best friend is suddenly super in

927
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: love with this guy that she met a few weeks

928
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: ago on Kinder, and she's been ranting and raving about

929
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: how amazing he is and how good looking he is

930
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: and how great in bed he is. Finally saw a

931
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: picture of him and it's a dude I totally had

932
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: a one night stand with, like a little over a

933
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: year ago. Kind of I'm locked down. Yeah, but I'm

934
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 1: not going to tell her because the dude like message

935
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,439
Speaker 1: me a ton called me constantly afterwards when I never

936
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: returned the calls. He wasn't good in bed, and so

937
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: she has no idea. She thinks he's just amazing. She's

938
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 1: totally like a smitten kitten. I feel like I can't

939
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: ruin it. What if, like you mean, what if you

940
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: like meet up with her and she's with him? That's

941
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: all I was just about to ask, too, Yeah that's

942
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: going to happen. I don't know. I was thinking maybe

943
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: I should just text him and be like, Yo, by

944
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 1: the way, hi, I remember me from a year ago. Yeah,

945
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: you're dating my best friend. So like, let's pretend we

946
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: never met. That's not a bad idea. So he has

947
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: no idea that you guys are friends. Oh I mean

948
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that. Oh god, I don't know. That would

949
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: be really creepy. If he does know, maybe this is

950
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 1: his way of getting to you, that would be weird.

951
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah that is weird. Oh wow, because if you didn't

952
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: even think that, where did they meet? Okay, they've been

953
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: on so many dates, so like they've gone like it's

954
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: almost like instant husband. Like she told me, I'm talking

955
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: to Sky it seems really cool. Next thing I know,

956
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: they've gone on like six different dates. That's so sorry,

957
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: because yeah, I was gonna say if they met on

958
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: Instagram or something. It could have been that he he

959
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: was looking at your pictures and maybe she was in one,

960
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: and then he's trying to date your friend to meet

961
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: you again. It would still be easy on tender, really yes,

962
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: because yeah, once you know the name and everything, like

963
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: you could then go on Instagram. Absolutely. Oh he totally

964
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: stocked me, Like he sent me messages on Instagram. So Facebook,

965
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: you name it. Like I think he even like sent

966
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 1: a message on LinkedIn, not that I ever get it.

967
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: Everybody foun year old classmates dot com and you up

968
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: there to wow and it was one of is this

969
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: one of your best friends? Is that what he said?

970
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: It is my very best friend, like my writer like

971
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: like yo yo u yo, man, what's a way out

972
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: of that one? She's in? Fine? Yeah, I know, I

973
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: tell her be like the person she blames, Like, I

974
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like now it's too late in

975
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: the moment, I panicked and I can't be like, oh,

976
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, yeah, because because you probably didn't

977
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: think she was gonna fall love with the dude, because

978
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: you gotta want to stand with him. You're like, he's terrible,

979
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: and you moved on quick. So you're like, she's gonna

980
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: move on quick. Did you ever tell her about the

981
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: one I stand? I did for sure? Oh man, Yeah, amazing,

982
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: good luck, good luck with that situation, and thank you

983
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret than The Jebil

984
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: Show on demand, The Jewbil Show on demand, Celia, Yes,

985
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: guess what. Yes, you can beat an egg, and you

986
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: can beat a drum and you know it. Also you

987
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: can do beat the brick. Yes, Okay, now that's awkward

988
00:51:52,960 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: because the stupid computer won't play there. Are you going

989
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: to say? Yeah, yeah, everybody's looking at me like, hey,

990
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: hit the thing, hit the thing, and I'm like I

991
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: did a while ago, and then um, nothing happened. Anyway,

992
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 1: It's time to Beat the brit the only American game

993
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: show with an English guy answering trivia questions and a

994
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: weird German dancing a trow that sometimes plays and sometimes doesn't.

995
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: All right, Amelia, we're gonna send English Evan out of

996
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: the studio and that game is played like this. You

997
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

998
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: you don't know one, just say pass, and English Evan

999
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,

1000
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: here we go. It looked like English Evan was limping

1001
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: out of here. It's like he is limping alright. The

1002
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: category for today is airport abbreviations. Oh great, Hey, they're easy,

1003
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: So name the like city I think? Okay, ready, I

1004
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: hope so moving. Okay, your time starts now. Lax uh

1005
00:52:53,719 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: lock Angelus jfk uh Jefferson, Jefferson the city, uh path

1006
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: see you in. Oh path sfo can't think this goo

1007
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: h n l oh Houston O r D your path

1008
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: at l alanna. All right, do you think a good job?

1009
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,959
Speaker 1: I think those are I like those questions a lot. Yeah,

1010
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: this is fun. Yeah. Then there's a few of them

1011
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: that confuse me. And then there's some that always confuse

1012
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: me whenever I'm there and I'm like, why is it

1013
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: this one? This is so weird. Why don't they And

1014
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: then there's one that if you put an extra letter

1015
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: on it is a really bad word. Oh exactly what

1016
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 1: I was. Yeah, Amelia, congratulations though, I think you did

1017
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: a good job, and it's time for English having to

1018
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: answer questions. But before that, also, I need to ask you,

1019
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: is there anything that you would like the world to

1020
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: know about you, Amelia. Um, I don't say a thing

1021
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: like special about me, but my daughter and I listen

1022
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: to y'all show every single day. And when his eyes

1023
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: were sick, so concerned about you guys, he made me

1024
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: check your instagrams like every day to make sure you

1025
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 1: guys were okay. Sweet can tell her thank you. She's

1026
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: with her, Yeah you is she there right now? She

1027
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: was right here. She was so excited that we got

1028
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: to play what's her name? And how old is she?

1029
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: Tell her? Tell them your name and how old you

1030
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: are managing? And I'm sick, oh, Madison, I really like

1031
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: the show, Pete, thank you very much. I think it's fine. Yeah,

1032
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: appreciate it well, smallest all right, okay, I think your

1033
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: mom we'll see. Yeah, your mom did a good job

1034
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: on and beat the Brits. So it's time to see

1035
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: if English do you say? Ask her if she thinks

1036
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: English Evan is going to do a good job? Here

1037
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: answering questions, do you think English Evan's going to do

1038
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: a good job? I think you English Ivan's gonna do

1039
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: a good job. I think he's gonna skip some You're

1040
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 1: very polite, so Eliah, here we go. It's very good seven.

1041
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, all right, the category is airport abbreviations.

1042
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 1: What yep, because it's not gonna go all right, your

1043
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: time starts now LAX Los Angeles Airport. Thank you, JFK

1044
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: New York. It's in New York, John F. Kennedy support

1045
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: city CEU in the city. What uh, Cincinnati, SFO, San Antonio,

1046
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: h L L Houston, O D Orlando, atl Atlanta, PHX, Phoenix, Lass,

1047
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: snow La, sue something. Where is last? Some thinking of last?

1048
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 1: Where that is? It's like Cowboys? Is that in Kentucky? Yeah?

1049
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 1: It might be anyway. Um, all right, we're done, and

1050
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how

1051
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: you guys did with our scoreboard. Our executive Rusa brad

1052
00:55:54,360 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: No L. Rooney Evan. You got four in the back congratulation,

1053
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. But Amelia got three. Ohright, yeah wow, yeah, sorry, Amelia,

1054
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,240
Speaker 1: tell Madison she was right, a rare win for English

1055
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: even But it's okay, it's okay. I'm still going to

1056
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: send you, send you some swag from the Jewil Show

1057
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: for playing. Yeah, let's go, thank you, all right, So

1058
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna go for the answers lax is for Los Angeles,

1059
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: JFK is New York City, CEU WIN is Cancoon, SFO,

1060
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: San Francisco, H and L's Honolulu, O r DA Chicago,

1061
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 1: atl Is, Atlanta, PHX, Phoenix, LS, Las Vegas, Oh, Las Vegas. Yeah. Well, congratulation, Well,

1062
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: I guess not congratu. Congratulations English even you were able

1063
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: to beat Amelia Amilia. I'm sorry you got beat by

1064
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: the brit but thank you very much for playing. Thank

1065
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 1: you guys, love a great day. And remember we played

1066
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: beat the Brit every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time,

1067
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: so tune in next time when we beat Brit. Wow.

1068
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 1: Evan was super loud on that one because I want,

1069
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I know, maybe I should send your phone.

1070
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: Prank happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next

1071
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: one is coming up in just a few minutes. It's

1072
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 1: a Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on Demand.