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Speaker 1: We have some questions I'd like to be on the
Speaker 1: calm podcast. Um, there's a lot to discuss in a
Speaker 1: short amount of time. First thing I would like to discuss. Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm fantastic, good to see you. I
Speaker 1: did seven days straight of drinking and socializing and today
Speaker 1: is my first one that I will not be having
Speaker 1: a cocktail because this girl needs to dry out. And uh,
Speaker 1: if you're interested in the dry shampoo Aaron's looking for
Speaker 1: a recommendation, you would know that if you listen to
Speaker 1: our pregame conversation it's ten minutes before this podcast if
Speaker 1: you can't handle the full length. But speaking of length,
Speaker 1: she's still growing a real do. I'm back to shorty
Speaker 1: swing my way and one of your seven days included
Speaker 1: me consuming a copious amount with you as well, which
Speaker 1: was so much fun. My voice is still hoarse. It
Speaker 1: is not from the parting. I can't get rid of
Speaker 1: this situation. This is going on for a week now.
Speaker 1: A lot of lozengers, a lot of whatever, but ginger tea,
Speaker 1: maybe some flown as I don't know. If this is allergies,
Speaker 1: hydrate hot water and lemon. That's what I would do, sister.
Speaker 1: I sat in the steam room for a long time
Speaker 1: today hoping that would clear out some situation. So if
Speaker 1: anyone knows why I would be this horse unrelated to
Speaker 1: a good time with Aaron, which lasted till I think
Speaker 1: was at five am. I mean, we're too old for
Speaker 1: these days. Let's get back to it. I had a
Speaker 1: good seven day run that started last Sunday and just
Speaker 1: ended yesterday. We had a couple of things going on.
Speaker 1: We had our good friend Go Kang's Go available on
Speaker 1: Fanatics and he actually at the new Crypto can you
Speaker 1: still say Crypto Staples whatever pro shop at Staples Slap
Speaker 1: Crypto Arena. Jonathan Quake celebrated his will, played in his
Speaker 1: seven hundred game, and I felt like we were back
Speaker 1: to two thousand fourteen where we were drinking every night
Speaker 1: and partying it up. It was super fun. And then
Speaker 1: in between night that I was supposed to have off,
Speaker 1: we went to a few really good dinners in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: so that was nice. But yeah, what a week. You
Speaker 1: deserve the break. It's the off season. Your liver now
Speaker 1: deserves a break. Wow, where do you notice at most?
Speaker 1: Like at this point and we can say our age
Speaker 1: because we're very open about how old we are. Do
Speaker 1: you notice in the recovery time is harder and like
Speaker 1: your overall fatigue? Is it like the Sunday Monday weirds?
Speaker 1: Like what's the effects that you have from the week
Speaker 1: of drinking? It's so funny you should ask. The effect
Speaker 1: is clearly on the left side of my mouth. I
Speaker 1: just break out in really bad acne. And then this
Speaker 1: is a story. And I actually put a picture of
Speaker 1: it on Calm Down where it was like a drawing.
Speaker 1: I can't say my rs a drawing. You can somebody
Speaker 1: that know I have an r issue of really since
Speaker 1: when I've never noticed this forever in a day sillo?
Speaker 1: Where how's your tongue? Um? So yeah, like I get
Speaker 1: this zits, But the problem is don't touch it. To
Speaker 1: touch it. I touched it. It becomes horrible. So Friday
Speaker 1: night we came home from another event. What was I
Speaker 1: doing on Friday? We did, Yeah, and then I just
Speaker 1: started messing with it. On Saturday, I woke up and
Speaker 1: the left side of my lip was swollen and the
Speaker 1: other side wasn't. Jared's like, that's what you would look
Speaker 1: like with filler in your lips. So don't ever do
Speaker 1: ever do what a mess? It was a time. But
Speaker 1: then we had a really great night on Saturday. You
Speaker 1: ended up coming are Ryan will love this story. So
Speaker 1: Jackie Quick, Jonathan Quick's wife, put together a really fun
Speaker 1: night for all of us to celebrate Jonathan and you
Speaker 1: were in town in the area that we were celebrating
Speaker 1: in and Jackie Quick is a massive Calling Cowherd fan
Speaker 1: and he was in the mood and you brought him
Speaker 1: and that just made the night. So backstory is, yes,
Speaker 1: jack you guys have heard us talking about this before.
Speaker 1: So we have a tech chain called fox Bet and
Speaker 1: it's Jackie and I talking about all the different games
Speaker 1: we're betting on a for the weekend. And this is
Speaker 1: during the NFL season. It's out of the season atall.
Speaker 1: Could be whatever. Aaron you know, chimes in, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you guys are talking about that, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever we've it's it's known that Aaron's just not her acumen, isn't.
Speaker 1: Her acumen is high on a lot all things sports,
Speaker 1: except for the wager program. She didn't get it, It's fine.
Speaker 1: So Jackie is always like, well, Colin, you know, Blaze
Speaker 1: in five is this, and like, you know, she's always
Speaker 1: listening to what Colin says. And so it's been a
Speaker 1: goal of ours for a while, Aaron and I as
Speaker 1: to get them to meet. So Colin was in that
Speaker 1: same vicinity and I ran into him and I was like,
Speaker 1: you have got to come over with us to this place.
Speaker 1: Jackie's there, It'll be a time. And it was. And
Speaker 1: the guacamole and the margarita's were flowing and I was
Speaker 1: wearing a sombrero at some point. Everything's fine. It was
Speaker 1: a good night. And finally, so you and I, look,
Speaker 1: we live like close to each other, but we never
Speaker 1: are really in town at the same time and whatever,
Speaker 1: and so we don't hang out as much as we
Speaker 1: probably want to or should. But maybe our evers would
Speaker 1: appreciate that. It's why we have to arrange trips with
Speaker 1: each other so we can get each other in like
Speaker 1: one place at one time. But it was fun, It
Speaker 1: was really fun, and it was like, um, you just
Speaker 1: have such an awesome crew, and that hockey world is
Speaker 1: like you mentioned, you know, bringing it back to all
Speaker 1: the days of the Stanley Cup. I can't. I mean
Speaker 1: I would have died. I think I went to one
Speaker 1: of your guys parties and those hockey boys and gals
Speaker 1: know how to do it. They just tie it on
Speaker 1: and it. Yeah, it turned out to be a very
Speaker 1: late event. I think we got to bed at about
Speaker 1: four am. Um. Yeah, it just hockey. Hockey folks are
Speaker 1: a good time and it was cool for you to
Speaker 1: come there. You you knew some of them, but then
Speaker 1: you hadn't met other people. And uh, some people were
Speaker 1: from the two thousand fourteen team were there, and so
Speaker 1: that was really cool because they know you from following
Speaker 1: me on Instagram. On z Co, Pitar said he wants
Speaker 1: to be on the Calm Down podcast. Okay, captain, let's
Speaker 1: go cut. I know. Yeah it was really fun. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we're paying for a Now that's okay, that's
Speaker 1: we have to tie one on every now and then. Um,
Speaker 1: there is no like. This thing is as hard as
Speaker 1: a baby. But I've tried to get stuff out of
Speaker 1: it and now it's just a raised situation. I don't
Speaker 1: know when it's going to come to a head or
Speaker 1: do what it's got to do, but it is what
Speaker 1: it is. Another thing I wanted to address that kind
Speaker 1: of goes along. It's a good segue with this party.
Speaker 1: You got to meet another girlfriend of ours whose husband
Speaker 1: used to play here in l A. Now she's in Calgary,
Speaker 1: but she's actually here for the time being because she
Speaker 1: has a house here. She's fabulous. Her name is Britt Luchich.
Speaker 1: Milan Luchich his wife. Like I said, they played for
Speaker 1: the Calgary Flames. But one thing about Britt is if
Speaker 1: you hang out with her, she's got a lot of
Speaker 1: great qualities about her. She's a super fun time the
Speaker 1: party doesn't end. She's really really positive. But this chick
Speaker 1: smells fan freaking tastic. You always smell fantastic, Chrisa, but
Speaker 1: Britt always smells really really good. And after hanging out
Speaker 1: with her all week, I've got some jackets that she's
Speaker 1: either rubbed up on or she just starts spraying everybody that.
Speaker 1: It's so like God, she smells so great. So with
Speaker 1: that said conversation about perfume, we went shopping yesterday for
Speaker 1: a little bit and I found a perfume that one
Speaker 1: of my girlfriends, Ashley Phipps, wears, and I've always smell
Speaker 1: it every single summer. I'm with her um for a
Speaker 1: time in Montana, and I was like, that's it, I'm
Speaker 1: getting it. I got it. I sprayed it upstairs when
Speaker 1: I was up there earlier. I spread it downstairs. I
Speaker 1: smell like her, But there is something scent um it's
Speaker 1: I don't know, It's like, it's not Santeg it's Santel
Speaker 1: nineteen perfume. Though yeah, okay, because it's just La Labo.
Speaker 1: I can't smell ever again. It's like I'm on Abbot
Speaker 1: Kenny and I'm affixiated, and it's every girl that's twenty
Speaker 1: four where this one? And if it is, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you it's it's, you know, the one. This can't be
Speaker 1: the one because I feel like it's not Sante. This
Speaker 1: is not El. This okay, perfect, everybody's got the candle,
Speaker 1: every but he's got the perfume. I get it. But
Speaker 1: there is something about a new scent, whether it's deodorant, lotion,
Speaker 1: I mean it changes your vibe. I feel fresher. So
Speaker 1: you know, you and I both have a real phobia
Speaker 1: of like having bad breath, Like I always need to
Speaker 1: smell it, So I'm always carrying a perfume, like in
Speaker 1: my bag like the portable ones. Sometimes I get too
Speaker 1: excited and it's it's like I'm now working at the
Speaker 1: North from counter and it's too much spray and not
Speaker 1: everyone needs all of that, like bring it down a notch.
Speaker 1: But I would rather have that than be like, dude,
Speaker 1: that chick steaks. So I'm excited for your new smell.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to you know, get a waft of it.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it before on this podcast about the
Speaker 1: application of the perfume. Um, okay, good, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 1: There is another perfume that's very expensive, which is why
Speaker 1: I probably haven't purchased it, and I have to get
Speaker 1: the name of it. It has like some um I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not even gonna get it right. They like
Speaker 1: only sell it at Berg Dwarfs or something like that.
Speaker 1: And I've been wanting it for a while, probably because
Speaker 1: I forgot the name, which is why I haven't purchased it.
Speaker 1: But as soon as I do, I'll let you guys know.
Speaker 1: I was doing a bit. I put it up on
Speaker 1: the Calm Down podcast I g and I couldn't believe
Speaker 1: how many comments were left on this. Ken was over
Speaker 1: my sister was over and we were talking about old
Speaker 1: Victoria's secret sense you could get the little packs, Tranquil
Speaker 1: breezes hair that hair. Yeah. And then there was one
Speaker 1: that everybody talked about, sweet Dreams or something, but people
Speaker 1: started writing in what are old sense that they went
Speaker 1: to Someone wrote me and said baby Soft? Do you
Speaker 1: remember baby Soft? It wasn't Victoria's Secret. It was when
Speaker 1: you could get like a Walgreens. It was unreal babytoft.
Speaker 1: And then I think Paris Hilton came out with one
Speaker 1: that was like similar to It was like a cotton
Speaker 1: candy smell. I was a big c k one gal
Speaker 1: um cool water. If any guy cool water, I was like,
Speaker 1: he's so hot. That was a big one, sophisticated. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What else did I wear a lot? Oh Angel? Did
Speaker 1: you ever wear Angel? It was in a blue star
Speaker 1: that Oh my god, this was a thing and it
Speaker 1: was very potent and like to this day, if someone
Speaker 1: walks by and they're wearing it, I'm like Angel. It
Speaker 1: is in Jessica Simpson did like her like even like
Speaker 1: lip glosses and makeup you could eat. Remember that it
Speaker 1: like tastes like frosting. I feel like that was I
Speaker 1: was ahead of her time. That gal, she's great, But
Speaker 1: sense are so important. Center also really bad because if
Speaker 1: you've had an ex boyfriend or anything that has the smell,
Speaker 1: and it will bring you right back to a moment
Speaker 1: you're like, Oh, I can't have that. Smells are very
Speaker 1: very important. Ever, Crombie was so hot back in the
Speaker 1: day because it totally reminded me of like all the
Speaker 1: hot boys at my school. They didn't like me, but
Speaker 1: they were all just friends with me because I like
Speaker 1: to talk sports. So hot? How about the guys with
Speaker 1: no shirt standing in the entrance and it's like being asphixiated.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm just looking for a flannel, Like you
Speaker 1: couldn't get away from that smell. And my mom and
Speaker 1: let me shop there. It was so expensive. She's like
Speaker 1: it was American Eagle. Didn't you work there? I did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a hot speaking. Are you gonna tell my dad
Speaker 1: that story? No? But I'll tell your which story. Remember
Speaker 1: at the past Summer All Award, my dad went through
Speaker 1: your bio. At the end of it, Aaron's getting in
Speaker 1: the Pet Summer All Award, which she's the first female
Speaker 1: recipient to ever get it. She's with the likes of
Speaker 1: John Madden and I mean, so so many people have
Speaker 1: won this incredible award. So we're and being honored by St. Jude,
Speaker 1: which in and of itself was incredible. So we're afterwards,
Speaker 1: after the award ceremony is over, we go to dinner
Speaker 1: and Steve Aaron's dad, he's just as sweet as can be.
Speaker 1: He's taking the time to look through the pamphlet that
Speaker 1: they had, you know, had distributed to everyone, and he's
Speaker 1: like reading and all of a sudden, he goes cheetecake Factory,
Speaker 1: Christ and you worked at Cheese Factor And I'm like,
Speaker 1: and he's like Starbucks. You worked at Starbucks. And then
Speaker 1: he's like you were a nanny. And I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are we reading, Steve? And he turns it over and
Speaker 1: my body was like seventeen pages And first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm like, who the fund submitted that? And also who
Speaker 1: cares what I did when I was eleven years old?
Speaker 1: But it was like listed every single job I've ever had,
Speaker 1: which I've had a lot of randy random job But
Speaker 1: he was so cute because he was like so interested.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I didn't know that about you that
Speaker 1: you worked AT's Mexican ros. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've had so many jobs. Oh my goodness, it hurts
Speaker 1: my face. It was, and he was so genuine about it,
Speaker 1: and Jared goes Aaron's husbands like you worked at cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh fuck, It's like literally, this is so
Speaker 1: embarraed is thing. And also who's submitting that bio lo
Speaker 1: and behold it was on the Fox Sports website. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we have got to do it. Edit. This is fake times.
Speaker 1: Most people are like, my first job in TV was
Speaker 1: at this station, and I'm like, cheezcake. Um. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: that was funny. No, I was gonna say, morom, Paula
Speaker 1: CUTI that over on the pre game, which is ten
Speaker 1: minutes of you know where we dabble and talk about
Speaker 1: a few things over there. If you guys haven't participated,
Speaker 1: please do and then we continue the stories over here.
Speaker 1: So we were just talking about on the pregame when
Speaker 1: I was how we got into how are where our
Speaker 1: love of football game? Both of us have a love
Speaker 1: of the game because of our fathers. So I used
Speaker 1: to go to my dad's flag football games and I
Speaker 1: would bring my little briefcase and he's like just sitting
Speaker 1: right here on the stand so I can see you
Speaker 1: at all times. And I would like lay out all
Speaker 1: my paperwork and pretend I was doing business, and you know,
Speaker 1: like those carbon copy things where it was like receipts
Speaker 1: where it was like my grandpa bought me this little
Speaker 1: so cute. I was like, Okay, there's your receipt. And
Speaker 1: I was like having like make believe friends that were
Speaker 1: stuffed animals like in the stands with me. So that
Speaker 1: was a game I love to play. Then Aaron just
Speaker 1: made us all privy to a little game she liked
Speaker 1: to play. Please Elaborate go. It was called Sue the Waitress.
Speaker 1: I was Sue, and I was your waitress. She wasn't
Speaker 1: Suing the waitress. Her name was So I didn't know
Speaker 1: anything about a deposition at that point. Now I'm fully aware.
Speaker 1: Um No, I was through the waitress, and as my
Speaker 1: mom would do, like chores around the house, I would
Speaker 1: follow her also with a pad and take her order,
Speaker 1: and then I would smoke on the side Crayola crayons
Speaker 1: as my cigarettes. And it was just so happened. Sue
Speaker 1: the Waitress a k A. Me had three kids. One
Speaker 1: of them was named Cigarette, the other one was named Tractor,
Speaker 1: and the other one was fondly known as blanket blanket.
Speaker 1: I didn't trailer, I'm excited about Oh yeah, now Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson used that named one of his kid's blanket. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that was. I would address my mother by her first
Speaker 1: name and talked to her about my three kids. And
Speaker 1: it was a time. How old were you when you
Speaker 1: were playing Sue the Waitress and your child's name was cigarette.
Speaker 1: We were living in Maine, so we moved from Maine
Speaker 1: when I was god, and so I was kind of
Speaker 1: that age. Oh yeah, what a gal? What a gal?
Speaker 1: It made me think of all the game first of all,
Speaker 1: and also used smoking crayons as heaters. I used to
Speaker 1: love to save up my money and go to the
Speaker 1: candy store. It was Sweet Factory for those of you
Speaker 1: that don't know. And the fake six are huh Now.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't do anything that wouldn't sell
Speaker 1: those two kids, and we're promoting smoking. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: just tell your parents to do a better job. So
Speaker 1: now other games I'd like to play was I also
Speaker 1: had adoption agency. I would line up all my stuffed
Speaker 1: animals so me and my friend Amy. We do adoption
Speaker 1: agency and like you could know, obviously adopt the panda whennot.
Speaker 1: I also um play. I always wanted to have, which
Speaker 1: is now completely the opposite of me, a wedding, like
Speaker 1: a big, elaborate wedding. So I used to save up
Speaker 1: my allowance and buy the bride's magazines. This was ten
Speaker 1: years old. And in the Bride's magazines they would have
Speaker 1: like these little flyer things you could send away and
Speaker 1: get like a sample invitation or a sample napkin, or
Speaker 1: you know, a little match holder or whatever. So I
Speaker 1: would do this all the time, and I had like
Speaker 1: a collection of all of these things, and so I'd
Speaker 1: play wedding planner and I'm like, oh, are you interested
Speaker 1: in this font? Are you interested in this paper, in
Speaker 1: this napkin? Oh? Yeah, I love to make believe it
Speaker 1: got creepy. When I was still playing with barbies up
Speaker 1: until I was like sixteen years old. My mom sent
Speaker 1: me a picture the other day. I was like, that
Speaker 1: is me going off to college playing barbies. So you
Speaker 1: should have told me it's something. I loved barbies. Kendra
Speaker 1: and I were all about barbies. We were we had
Speaker 1: the house, we had the core that we had, the pool,
Speaker 1: we had Skipper, we had it was great. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I always loved the tropical Barbie. My sister had Miko,
Speaker 1: the black haired one. I had the long blonde hair one.
Speaker 1: Oh god, peaches and cream Barbie. I loved all the Barbies. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would give the Barbie's haircuts and it always go wrong,
Speaker 1: always go wrong, or then bangs would get involved. Speaking
Speaker 1: up bangs. How many times in your youth did you
Speaker 1: cut your own bangs? She bangs? So unfortunately, God, I
Speaker 1: grew up with all the bangs. I had bangs all
Speaker 1: through college, Like up to college. For some reason, I
Speaker 1: had bangs, and I'll be honest, Aaron and Kendra had
Speaker 1: side burns. Don't worry. Check out the Calm Down podcast
Speaker 1: I g later this week. Yeah. I really struggled in
Speaker 1: the haircut department, and then finally at the University of Florida,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to grow these things out.
Speaker 1: This isn't helping anyone. I mean, I did the bangs
Speaker 1: where they were blunt, I did the banks where they
Speaker 1: were curled under, and I had the curling iron burn
Speaker 1: on my hairs. You did resp Oh yeah, all the
Speaker 1: barrels but yeah, I had a thick, thick, freaking bang,
Speaker 1: and I had these wings sideburns that I just couldn't
Speaker 1: get past. Oh my god. And not to mention, I
Speaker 1: had the ear that stuck out with the sideburn. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was all happening. We wonder why it took a
Speaker 1: while for me to get a serious point. Friend, You're ridiculous,
Speaker 1: You're so ridiculous. But I do remember that the curling
Speaker 1: yard where you'd go like this, can you hear these
Speaker 1: dogs barking? I can, yeah, Daisy move um ok, okay,
Speaker 1: so the banks this move. I still have banks from
Speaker 1: the chemical cut, probably because I'm I'm doing too much
Speaker 1: hair washing. But then you get forced into having the banks.
Speaker 1: Or I used to cut banks when I would have
Speaker 1: forehead acne because then I was so embarrassing. I gotta
Speaker 1: cut banks. Because there's like a whole situation up here
Speaker 1: that's like a topography. We've got the Appalachian Mountain, is
Speaker 1: it Appalachian? Appalachian? I don't know, Sarians. We all know
Speaker 1: the things the game. Yeah, so that was fun me
Speaker 1: the things we do when we're younger, bangs, playing with barbies,
Speaker 1: all the stuff. I miss being a kid. I had
Speaker 1: a thing today. I was on the phone when I
Speaker 1: had to log into this retirement account thing I have
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to be you know, responsible, and then
Speaker 1: fucking I use your name? I d was And now
Speaker 1: we're resetting, and now we're on the phone having to
Speaker 1: answer a questionnaire like what street did you grow up
Speaker 1: on in third grade? And I'm like, I don't remember
Speaker 1: what streetom was one yesterday? And they're like that that
Speaker 1: answer is wrong. You've now been locked out for an hour.
Speaker 1: So now we're having to wait, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: over being an adult. Over it. I missed being a kid,
Speaker 1: I know, but clearly being a kid today is hard.
Speaker 1: I mean listening to all my friends that have well
Speaker 1: all my friends have kids, um do is talking about
Speaker 1: like the bullying so pressure, I mean pressure with social
Speaker 1: media now is so hard. And to try to deal
Speaker 1: with that when you're just getting your period and hormones
Speaker 1: and girls are dicks and guys are mean Jesus, it
Speaker 1: does not sound fun at all. I mean, bullying is
Speaker 1: so real what parents have to navigate through. It's just awful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and well and think about it, it's went downhill fast. No, Um,
Speaker 1: actually we should revisit this. I got a couple of
Speaker 1: texts from people last week and they're like, Wow, your
Speaker 1: Guys podcast was so sad, and I was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we were just going through stuff, but we're on the
Speaker 1: other side of it now. No, it is. It's it
Speaker 1: is how I I don't envy being a child in
Speaker 1: today's social media age at all, and like the pressures
Speaker 1: remember we would have, Like if you looked at a
Speaker 1: Cosmopolitan magazine, there was like an uproar of like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's you know, unachievable bodies or whatever on the front
Speaker 1: of magazine or airbrushing, and that goes up. Not unachievable magazine.
Speaker 1: Now it's like pick up your phone and you're compared
Speaker 1: to everybody. But what was the magazine growing up? Was
Speaker 1: it team? Where it was the question and answers and
Speaker 1: it was like period questions or like if you're kissing
Speaker 1: a guy, when's the perfect time to French kiss him?
Speaker 1: Like that was so scary have that question? I get it.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying like those are like the like
Speaker 1: super like this is so hot and like dramatic to
Speaker 1: look at. Now it's like what kids have to deal with.
Speaker 1: I mean the stuff they know about at such a
Speaker 1: young age is crazy. Did you talk to your parents
Speaker 1: about questions that you had, whether it was like boys
Speaker 1: or like a period or any of that kind of stuff,
Speaker 1: or did you talk to your friends about it? My
Speaker 1: parents are a real open book. That's why I think
Speaker 1: what's funny. I mean, I basically grew up a square.
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer called me that in college. He's like, you're
Speaker 1: a square e A. And I was, I just grew
Speaker 1: up in a family that you're the girls every squall, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but square square, You're a square? No, I was. I
Speaker 1: just grew up in a house where like the four
Speaker 1: of us were super tight. It was never like a
Speaker 1: big deal to ask my parents anything, but we didn't.
Speaker 1: I barely drank in high school. I mean I remember
Speaker 1: I like had some I don't know, like great, a
Speaker 1: nastiest alcohol, and I chased it with an oreo cookie
Speaker 1: one crazy night at a girlfriend's house, like spending the night.
Speaker 1: But my life growing up was so different. I mean,
Speaker 1: I might as well have been like part of a cult.
Speaker 1: I was so square, But it wasn't by choice. It
Speaker 1: was just I never wanted to disappoint my parents. I
Speaker 1: went to dance every weekend. My mom. How she would
Speaker 1: reprimand us is like, if you're gett in a fight
Speaker 1: with me, or you're getting a fight with your sister,
Speaker 1: your dad, you're not going to dance. And that was
Speaker 1: so sad like and she would make us call up
Speaker 1: our dance teacher, Miss Teresa, and say I can't come
Speaker 1: to dance. I got in a fight with my mom.
Speaker 1: Like that was suicidal, horrific. I was. I was just
Speaker 1: so terrified of my father, and in a good way,
Speaker 1: right means also the person that like I wanted to
Speaker 1: be around every minute of my life, but my dad
Speaker 1: in to this day, there was all my dad had
Speaker 1: to do, was this a snap? If he snapped, we're
Speaker 1: all like our our next snapped looking over of like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, we're interrouble. He had no.
Speaker 1: We got one morning and then after that it was
Speaker 1: you're you're in trouble. And my dad's version of trouble
Speaker 1: was like scarred me for life so bad that I
Speaker 1: did not want to be naughty at all. Like I
Speaker 1: was really good in high school. I think we've talked
Speaker 1: about like I didn't drink in high school, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't I remember a girlfriend of ours was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I snuck some beer. We were going to an eighteen
Speaker 1: over club. It was called Club Broadway and it was
Speaker 1: up in like towards the Canadian border, where you could
Speaker 1: drink when you were eighteen. And she's like, I snuck
Speaker 1: some alcohol. And we got in the car, not driving.
Speaker 1: I got the car and and we were like, Annie,
Speaker 1: these this is o duels. It's non alcohol and she's
Speaker 1: like it is. I'm like, yeah, you just stole nonalcoholic beer,
Speaker 1: so that's gonna get us nowhere. But that was like
Speaker 1: the most rebellious thing we were doing. So yeah, my
Speaker 1: and even in college, I didn't start drinking a lot
Speaker 1: until like my junior year in college because I transferred
Speaker 1: up to Santa Barbaras, I had to go to community
Speaker 1: college for the first two years. Anyone that is in
Speaker 1: the state of California, I highly suggest go to community
Speaker 1: college for the first two years. Get your residency. It
Speaker 1: is lonely and it is sad because all your friends
Speaker 1: are at a university, and I felt like such a loser.
Speaker 1: I was going to school at nights, working at Starbucks,
Speaker 1: as Steve knows, during the day. But once I once
Speaker 1: I transferred up to Santa Barbara. I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't have been there four years. I would
Speaker 1: have died. Yeah, just blown away. My first party at
Speaker 1: UF when I made the sorority, when I made Zeta,
Speaker 1: we went to the Pike House and girls were like
Speaker 1: sticking their faces. I know what you think, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say no at the bottom end of of an ice
Speaker 1: luge and they're playing Sister Hazel and I was like,
Speaker 1: what's that crazy shit? Uh, they're a band from Gainesville.
Speaker 1: Funny A figured out, but it took a long long time.
Speaker 1: The Dolls radio yesterday, I just was like, this is
Speaker 1: so serious. And I had a hard time with that.
Speaker 1: My first semester at Florida, I remember telling my mom
Speaker 1: and dad, people are not like me. They're not a square.
Speaker 1: I was a square. Oh my god, where square? You're
Speaker 1: a square? Would people do that? No? I just do
Speaker 1: it to myself. I really was. But I even think
Speaker 1: about the friends that I hung out with, we were
Speaker 1: all the same. All we cared about was Michael Jordan's
Speaker 1: and like just basketball. It was so like that's all
Speaker 1: we cared about. The girls that didn't have dance on
Speaker 1: Saturday's competition team. They were the ones that were making
Speaker 1: out on Friday night at Regency Center, AMC. They're the
Speaker 1: ones that were French kissing and not me French. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be able to go to competition class.
Speaker 1: So then I was the square. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: a time. Yeah. I trying to what they're all the girls. Now,
Speaker 1: I'll be quiet, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, um it would
Speaker 1: be nice. Hey for those of you that don't care
Speaker 1: about our college stories, but air about our day jobs
Speaker 1: covering football. What a fucking week. This was? Holy hell,
Speaker 1: have we ever seen well the quarterback carousel thinks. The
Speaker 1: last time we're on here, we're talking about Brady and
Speaker 1: then we're talking about Carson Wentz go to Washington, and
Speaker 1: Russell going to Denver. And now we've got de Shawn's
Speaker 1: in Cleveland, Matt Ryan's going to Its like there's Robert
Speaker 1: woods is in Tennessee, Julio Jones. All things are happening.
Speaker 1: So especially I want Baker to go to Seattle. You're
Speaker 1: a Seattle girl. What would you think of that? I
Speaker 1: need Baker to come to the NFC because the NFC
Speaker 1: is losing players fast. Yes, Umvante to the raiders speaking
Speaker 1: of using people from the NFC. I know, and how
Speaker 1: when you and I jumped on the phone in two
Speaker 1: seconds with each other, because I was like, WHOA, I
Speaker 1: was shocked by that. You were not. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I wasn't shocked about it. I think what I
Speaker 1: said was you said, what's Aaron thinking? And I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no way Aaron didn't know about this chucker. Aaron
Speaker 1: hasn't commented on it yet. I feel like he will Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Pat McAfee, I don't know if he's doing that, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: you haven't heard anything from Aaron on it. But it
Speaker 1: was a bummer. Yeah. Alan had an interesting take on
Speaker 1: that today. Huh. I was kind of dialed into that.
Speaker 1: What I didn't hear him? What do you say? He
Speaker 1: just kind of said, we brought up the fact that
Speaker 1: Devonte didn't thank Aaron in his Instagram post. But I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of times I mean that, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe it's just nitpicking. I feel like that
Speaker 1: Instagram thing is a very broad thing, like I don't
Speaker 1: feel like you have to thank everyone. What is your
Speaker 1: take on that? Well, it's an interesting point, yes, and
Speaker 1: that it was brought up. When Brady made his what
Speaker 1: was then seemingly his retirement you know, a post and
Speaker 1: never thanked the Patriots. The people said, if he was retiring,
Speaker 1: he would have thanked the Patriots. Yeah right, so um again,
Speaker 1: and uh as somebody who has in whether it's in
Speaker 1: relationships or whether it's in friendship, like gotten into fights
Speaker 1: over stupid Instagram bullshit of like reading into things of
Speaker 1: who's following, who's saying what, who commented you were there? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't want to read into anything
Speaker 1: unless you actually know the story. It's just trus key.
Speaker 1: You know. Everyone's got their own reasons for things, and
Speaker 1: far be it from me to make assumptions on it.
Speaker 1: Um No, I think I just like, I like parody.
Speaker 1: This is why the NFL is also the brick and
Speaker 1: best league out there, is because with the salary cap
Speaker 1: and like, it makes it interesting and things you have
Speaker 1: to there is always going to be parody in the
Speaker 1: NFL and some other leagues baseball, that's not always the case. Um,
Speaker 1: So the rich just get richer. Don't you think the
Speaker 1: Cowboys have been weirdly quiet in free agency even with
Speaker 1: us we all collins. Um, Yeah, what are we going
Speaker 1: to do over there. I don't know what's happening. Why
Speaker 1: are we so quiet? What's going on? I mean, the
Speaker 1: only thing you heard was about Randy Gregory, but um
Speaker 1: yeah that was really really We're all We're very hush
Speaker 1: hush over there. I was saying to Jared, It's like,
Speaker 1: I feel like the only buzz right now is like Tom, Aaron, Matthew,
Speaker 1: you and I was like you forget Hello, Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1: The end, I'll be everything is roal quiet, which then
Speaker 1: just sets up the draft, which they're like the Master's drafting. Um,
Speaker 1: I I don't know. I just like it. I like
Speaker 1: the action. It keeps us all interested no matter what
Speaker 1: time of the year. It is every day, so every day,
Speaker 1: I like Maddie I used to Indy I do. I'm
Speaker 1: happy for him. I know that's probably a bomber fourteen
Speaker 1: years somewhere, but it's kind of a fresh start. It's
Speaker 1: like wearing, you know, a new perfume. Try it on.
Speaker 1: He looks good in the blue love Sarah. Look good
Speaker 1: luck to them that they're leaving the NFC again. But shoot,
Speaker 1: we did a game of theirs last year against yeah,
Speaker 1: the Patriots. He just got his ass handed to his
Speaker 1: offensive line was non existent. You just you just like
Speaker 1: saw him continue to get hit, get up, hit, get up,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, this poor guy. Yeah, go give
Speaker 1: him a fresh start. Like that's great, Taylor. Hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: stay up right a little bit more too. With the
Speaker 1: moves that they're making over there to show up their
Speaker 1: offensive line. Some learn to like what Kansas City did
Speaker 1: last year. Oh, speaking up Juju to Kansas City. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's activity all over the place. Um, and I love you.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for our detox week and then we'll
Speaker 1: get back at it again because life is short. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree. I'd like to bring this point up, and
Speaker 1: if anybody wants to d m us about this, please
Speaker 1: let me know. One of the topics I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: up next week is that Carrissa gave us a lime
Speaker 1: tree to plant. We planted it. We've had it for
Speaker 1: about two years. There are no lines on it. Our
Speaker 1: lime tree is supposed to go and direct sunlight. I'll
Speaker 1: leave you with that. Everybody, have a fantastic week. I
Speaker 1: will put up she banged pictures on our I G page.
Speaker 1: I love it. You guys send all your questions. We
Speaker 1: will read them if not on this over on the pregame,
Speaker 1: we appreciate you, Love you, and somebody get me a Lozenger.
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