WEBVTT - #488 No One-On-Ones For Nikki, Brian's Over Vegas & A Lie Pie! 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:11.320 The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:13.720 Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.520 Glazer Podcast. How are you out there? I'm in Saint Louis. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:20.960 Brian's with us, Noah's with us. How are you guys? 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:28.720 Well, I'm fine, God same, I'm feeling fine. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.480 I just got a facial relaxing. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:39.040 It was no this this one is just it's like 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:43.240 Paul just yeah, they can be well, laser facials are 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:47.640 horrifying or can be, but like it was just a 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.600 relaxing facial. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:50.880 It was awesome. I felt so good. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:55.760 A massage, yes, yes, And I'm thinking about like getting 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.960 an actual body massage pretty soon, which I've sworn off because. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.520 I always regret them and. 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:05.959 I always feel so like used and like slutty after it, 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.399 like and not slutty, but I feel like a sense 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.240 of shame whenever I leave a massage place because I 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:12.880 just feel like a commodity. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.080 Not wait, they're the commodity, I guess. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:18.319 I feel like they don't like we had a thing, 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:21.399 you know, and now it's over and yeah you're just 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.280 like push, just like get out of here, and it's 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.320 like it's never long enough. But then when it is 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.200 too long, I e. Ninety minutes, you think you want that, 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:31.160 you do not want that long. It feels too long, 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.560 and I can never kind of guess what I want 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:36.760 in the moment. Foot massages are the only thing that 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:40.600 I can really reliably know the time limit limit, and 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:42.560 you can keep adding to it. But a massage you'll 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.960 book and you'll be like, I want an hour, and 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.440 then when it's never long, fifty minutes is never long enough. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.400 And then when you book ninety minutes, it's too long, and. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.360 It if it's not good right away, you just spend 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.680 the rest, like an hour and a half, being like 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.600 I hate this. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.840 I hate that I like wasted my time and my money. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.280 I hate that I can't communicate properly, that I don't 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.600 have the balls to just tell this guy. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.079 That this isn't how I like it done, and then 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.400 you just like it just oh, and then. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.080 You're sticky afterwards, and you have to put back on 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:17.000 your socks and your clothes that now feel like dirty. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.440 It's not good, but I think I just might need one. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:25.280 I'm just so sore, and I'm just thinking I'm just 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.320 kind of craving it. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.720 I know I'll regret it if it's the worst. When 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:33.400 you're getting a massage and you tell them, oh, that's 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.200 not enough pressure, that's too much pressure, and then they go, oh okay, 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.639 and then they change whatever they're doing and it's still 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:39.359 not good enough. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.440 Oh my god, and then you feel bad like saying 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:45.440 something like criticizing them twice? 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.400 Which is it? 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.440 Is it criticizing to say that I don't like what 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:51.000 you're doing? 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.840 Like is that mean? Is that? 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:54.240 Like? 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.799 Where's the line? I just don't know. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.240 Well, I just say, I just raise my hand and 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.400 I say you're a bad masseuse. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:04.680 That probably isn't the perfect approach. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.000 Well, can I start waving or I start screaming to 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.080 run out of the room. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:10.080 While you're naked? 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.640 I go, you're a bad fasus that I wrote and scream? 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:14.720 Is that? I? Yeah? 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.359 More, I always want more pressure. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.760 And then I but I just feel bad because their 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:23.560 hands hurt and I know they do, and so then 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.040 I feel like if I don't get a man, I 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:29.600 feel like the woman's hands are too fragile and I'm 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.800 hurting her. And then if I get a man, I 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.520 feel like he might rub his balls on me in 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.640 some way, because like that is a thing that happens 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.800 where they'll just surreptitiously like grace their penis across your hand, 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.440 and it's not enough to be like that's assault, so 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.040 you don't say anything. And then they do it again 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:48.480 and you go, well, if he does it one more time, 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.200 and then he does, but the massages almost over, you 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.720 don't want to make a big thing of it, so 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:55.840 then you've just been assaulted mildly. Yeah, And that is 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.480 why I don't when I go get my foot massages 0:03:58.480 --> 0:03:59.840 at the place I go to, I do not go 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.760 for a full body massage, even though I want one 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.000 from them, because they have the best hands ever, and 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.800 they don't take it personally when you tell them what 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:09.040 you want. But because I've had my hand touched by 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:12.960 a loose sack so many times that I can't convince 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:16.080 myself it's like the lotion hanging off their belt or 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:17.799 whatever it is that like just hit my hand. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:19.440 I just can't go back. 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:23.039 It's interesting. I usually pay extra for the ball sack 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:24.680 on the hand thing. It's like a ten dollars I 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:25.400 probably do. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.120 They probably added on and I don't even notice. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.880 It's like a gloss when you go get your hair 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.400 highlight and they go, you want a gloss and you 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.280 go yeah, And you don't realize it's seventy dollars when 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.359 you said yeah, you just thought it was like a 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.800 new product they had to try and they wanted to 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:38.360 test it out. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.320 They totally get you. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.200 I will say this the best massages I've ever had, 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.800 I've had. I can recall three specific messuses that I've 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:46.839 had massages from. 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:47.360 Yeah. 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:51.360 One of them was this athletic, gigantic man who would 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:55.200 literally like put his knees on my hamstrings, like climb 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.159 up on the table. Yes, and that was incredible. And 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.000 then the other two were women, and I their hands 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:05.880 were stronger than like ninety five percent of men's hands 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:06.920 that have given me massages. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:07.800 I don't even mind. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.720 If you don't use your hand, use a tool. I 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.000 watch ASMR videos of massage videos all the time. I 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.839 feel like I'm well versed in, Like I watch massage 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.640 tutorials that are made for other messuses, Like I'm not 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.960 even to be watching these videos. They're like talking technically, 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.880 and they constantly talk about different tools. There's like different 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.600 little back knobber things that you can buy and use 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:31.000 to save your hands, like the back number or stone therapy, 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:34.320 like right, I think, just use your cell phone, use 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.359 your cell phone case, the edge of your cell phone case. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:37.800 To jam into my buttocks. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.880 It's like if it's hurting your knuckle so much or 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.400 turning your hand, I don't mind. If you use objects, 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.680 it almost might take it out of it. It might 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.760 not feel so personal and I might not feel so 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.880 kind of violated at the end of it. I don't 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:55.240 know how anyone who's been sexually assaulted ever gets a 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.480 massage ever again. And I've heard from people who have 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.200 been that They're like, no, I would never ever be 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:07.200 like touched by a stranger naked. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.640 Messuss get sexually assaulted by men getting massages like that's 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.719 what Deshaun Watson did, the quarterback for the Browns who's 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:16.839 now benched for that. No, he was already like he 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.080 used to be the quarterback of the Texans, and then 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.359 he went through this whole uh scandal where he was 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.440 sexually harassing messuses and then he was like a banned 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:26.880 from the league for a year or two, and then 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.120 he came back on the Browns and he wasn't good 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:29.839 ever again. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.599 It's because and Colin Kaepernick, where is he. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:38.080 Now Colin Kaepernick. I think they had him decapitated because he. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.400 No but I mean he's not in the league anymore. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.599 Right, Oh, oh, you're not kidding. Oh yeah, he's not 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:42.680 in the league anymore. He hasn't been. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:43.240 What did he do? 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.240 I literally you're asking me or do you want to joke? No? 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:48.440 No, no, I no, I'm joking. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.800 Answer, but like, what did he do to get kicked 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.840 out the league forever? And then this guy who's assaulted 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.200 I you said multiple massage at. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.840 Least nineteen or something some ridiculous Are you kidding me? No? Not. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:00.479 It was suspended for a year year. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:04.279 A year or two. Yeah, that off and then he 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.760 came back and want it. And then he came back 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.320 and he came back. But here's the here's the roup attended. 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:14.960 He was worse because after it's like as if harassing 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.120 those mescuses were the secret to him being good at football. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.320 Oh right, it's like the Tiger Woods thing. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.960 It's like the Tiger Woods thing. But I believe Colin 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:29.520 Kaepernick like like looked at a flag the wrong way 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:31.880 or something and then they decapitated him. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.560 But he's yeah, he's out of the league. It just doesn't. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.520 Seem that's a controversy. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.080 I don't think there's anything really. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:38.880 Is it. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.280 Yeah, a huge controversy. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.280 Yeah, controversy the fact that he A lot. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.640 Of people say, well because he would like he would 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.640 do all sorts of like things where he would show 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.440 that he still has the skill and talent to be 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.160 an NFL quarterback, at least a backup quarterback, but no 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.560 team was willing to sign him, even though. 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:58.840 Their brows were like, let's get this guy who's who 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.000 was kicked out for a year. Maybe he needs a 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.560 change of location and we don't have as many massage 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:05.480 parlors in Cleveland. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.640 Well the yeah, the messuses aren't as hot in Cleveland, 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.600 so they like he'd be fine because. 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.800 The salt is about being hot too. It's all just 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:18.239 doesn't make any sense. But what does? What does? 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:23.480 But Yeah, I have a thing I gotta tell you, Nikki, 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:27.640 please because I'm at a loss so I won't. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.080 Have anything really constructive to say anymore. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.400 Yeah. So I went to Vegas this weekend for my 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:36.120 mom's birthday. Happy Birthday, Mom, Birthday. Mom. Number one thing 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.679 is I think I'm out on Vegas. I really had 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.839 an amazing time at the super Bowl because it was 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.760 the Super Bowl. But now I've been back two other 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:47.880 times this year, and I realized that Vegas is just 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.440 a bunch of pigs getting shepherded from trough to trough. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:56.400 It's all scams, everyone's disgusting, and it's just a city 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.280 of literal losers. Like I'm not saying like you're a 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.520 loser in life. I'm saying everyone is literally a loser 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.920 because everyone there has lost within the last ten minutes. 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:08.360 Got it? Got it? 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:08.600 Oh? 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.079 Like literally losers. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.760 Yeah, so you're all losers. We're all this. I was 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.800 a loser, I lost. We're all walking around a bunch 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:16.520 of losers. 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.240 Why were you there for your mom's birth? Is that 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:19.199 where she wanted to go? 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:23.599 Well, my mom has had a renaissance in her retirement 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:27.640 where she has moved to Florida and made friends with 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.160 all these people in her sixty five plus community, and 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.120 who all moved to They all moved to the same 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.480 sixty five plus community at the same time because it 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:36.400 just started, and so it was like they were all 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.080 freshmen going into the dorms together and they all made 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.120 this friends group. And now my mom is more social 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.160 than ever before. She lives in Port Saint Lucie where 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.719 and so it was her birthday and they were like, well, 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:50.040 we travel all the time, what do you want to 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.200 do for your birthday, Karen? 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.239 And they get shirts? 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.480 They all got shirts that said Port Saint Lucy bitch 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:55.920 on it. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.760 And they no, no, no, no. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.480 No shirts. Shirts Okay they but no, they were just like, 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.679 let's go to Vegas and see. And then the two 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:08.199 shows my mom picked were David Copperfield okay and which 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.600 is at the MGM, Yeah, and then Billy Joel and 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.160 Sting at the Allegiant Stadium. 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:16.720 Amazing. So you went to Billy Joel again. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.880 I went to Billy Joel's the third time I've gone 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.120 to Billy Joel. Now I'm like that he's my Taylor 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:24.800 Swift basically truly. Yeah. So the thing I wanted to say, 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.720 what happened at the Billy Joel concert? 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:31.079 And I also went to them that we saw. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:34.920 The exactly Yes, and I stayed at the Mandalay Bay 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.480 because it's easy to walk from the stadium. Had it 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.839 all figured out, go to the Billy Joel concert. Sting 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:44.760 was first, obviously, and he was fine. I just think 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:46.680 that that type of music kind of bores me, Like 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.720 it's like world pop or whatever, and it's just like, 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.520 this is fine. I like it in the background, but 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.480 I don't want to sit there for two hours listening 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.959 to sting song after sting song. 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:58.880 Yeah, I like sting. I grew up listening to sing 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.160 in my parents' Volvo. But yeah, I could see they're 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.000 kind of like cold Play esque. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.840 Yeah or you Too. Even there were songs that I 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:08.000 was like, is this you two? Billy Joel comes on 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:13.160 and they he plays my favorite song first, which is 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.040 my Life. And when I went to go see him, 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:16.520 because they. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.959 Talk about standup comedian then that there's. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:22.120 A perfect line. It's like, yeah, now he goes to 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:23.720 the West Coast and gives him the stand up routine 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:24.800 in LA, which is a great thing. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.040 Yeah, I always loved that. I was like, oh my god, 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:28.480 he named checks stand up comedians. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.000 It's so cool. I mean, he's so cool, he's so fair. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.200 Matthews also did in a song but anyway and go on. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.480 I went to go see Billy Joel into It Dome, 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:38.440 where I said he was into it and then they 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.199 played my favorite song there. But he brought his six 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.120 year old daughter on stage and she sang the song 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:44.719 instead of. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:49.640 Him, and I was pretty disappinted into it. Dome Yeah, okay, Okay, 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:50.160 yeah I was. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.800 I felt like I missed out on my favorite song. Yeah. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:57.480 And then he literally said after like, that's nepotism for you. Sorry, 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:58.760 So I was like, all right. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:00.800 Oh, he's a self aware Okay. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.040 So he started off with that song at Allegiance and 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.640 he was singing it. This thing didn't come out and 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.720 sing it, his daughter didn't come out. He sang it, 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.560 and I loved it, and me and Ali stood up. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.560 We're we're not We were on the floor. You're in 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.880 like the stadium section where you Yeah, we stood up 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.439 and we're dancing. Is there anything wrong with that? No? 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.160 But I mean I haven't seen you dance really, so 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:26.800 there could be. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.840 But you've seen me dance. You saw me dance house. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.280 Yes, yeah, you got you had trained to dance. Yeah, 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:33.120 I think you're fine. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:38.640 We were dancing, but you got told to sit down seats. Yes, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.600 we had seats in the in the stadium. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.200 Section where it's like in the yeah, where it goes up. 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:47.559 Yeah, it's deaf stadium seating. We stand up and we're 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.040 dancing and we're having a great time. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.400 Everyone's standing up, Billy Joel just came out like. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:55.160 Nobody, nobody is standing up. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.200 This is in an old crowd or something like what's 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:58.079 And I looked. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:00.200 Around and it's like it's not It's like maybe half 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.920 of them are like, you know, sixty plus but like 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:06.440 you for like me or a little younger. So like 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.760 nobody was standing up and everyone was sitting there just 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.160 like listening to the music as if it was like 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:17.280 we're at like the Met watching some orchestra play proused. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.120 So you guys got up and danced. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.120 Stars getting up dancing care that. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.400 You were the only ones you were like tearing sitting 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.080 and you are just standing up dancing. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.199 Yeah, we're standing up, dancing. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:33.600 And music, letting it move through your body, being inspired 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:37.360 by it, being without abandon or with the banding it. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:38.160 Yeah. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.080 Me and Ali are looking at each other, singing and 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.400 dancing together and then someone behind hold on. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.240 Before before we get to this, do you is there 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.040 a thought in your head like, oh, we're blocking people's view, 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.000 like this is a little awkward, We're the only ones 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.920 dancing or were you just like this is just how 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:55.920 we're going to because I've seen people like you before, 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.079 where I'm like or not like you, but like people 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:02.400 that like will bring uphos to the show and they 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.400 hold it up and you go, wow, they're not even 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:08.320 thinking about anyone behind them, Like I feel as if 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.840 I would be a little self conscious about standing up 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.080 in a section where everyone's sitting. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.200 Did it well? 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.160 This happens at football games all the time, where you know, 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.680 people stand up, they sit down, and just whenever someone 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.920 in the front front row stands up and the people 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.560 behind stand up, and then it creates a cascade effect where. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:25.280 Everyone's standing up. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.960 And this was the first song. It's not like we 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.040 were standing the entire time. We just stood up and 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.320 started dancing to this song. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.720 Oh man, I can't believe what's about to happen. 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:40.840 Someone behind us, some faceless person threw something at us, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.040 threw something at us. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.240 Oh my god. 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:47.520 Yeah, and do you know what it was? 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.800 And it wasn't even like what did it feel like? 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.240 It was like, I don't know, I don't know, just 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.880 hit its hit us. It didn't hurt like an empty 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.920 water bottle something Okay, hit us? 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.080 Well, is it like us? 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.920 Did it feel like a penny or did it feel 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:04.000 like a gum? Wrapper, like what food? 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:05.600 Food of some kind. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.840 Something blunt, soft and blunt. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:09.800 Yeah, it was some kind of food. I think it 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.560 could have been a bottle cap, bottle caps. It was 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.600 multiple things. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.280 Okay, multiple wait, multiple things. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.160 Just yes, and we all because it hit me, then 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.200 hit Ali, and then it hit the person next to 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:23.240 us wasn't even dancing. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:24.280 Oh my god. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:27.600 Yeah. And I turned around. 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.640 And I was like, ear sort of bleeding. 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:32.640 Yeah, my ear was bleeding a little bit. And I 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.120 turned around. I put my fifth in the ear and 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.720 I said, fucked. 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.680 Okay, so you so you did you so you you 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:42.280 felt something, but you go, that's probably nothing. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.760 And then Ali felt something that you both look at 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:44.040 each other. 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:47.920 I'm really upset because she, you know, she's a six, 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.080 so she's an enneagram six, so she's all She was like, 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.280 I need to be part of the what you know, 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:54.640 I need to be part of the team here, and 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.760 now people are throwing stuff that really like hit her 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.160 in the core, Whereas I was like, well, now I'm 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.000 never gonna sit there because you just threw something at me. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.360 I'm gonna stand up the entire but I lamented to this, 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.440 and I and I sat down and we after the 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.880 song was over, except but first I turned around and 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.200 I was like, it's a concert. You're allowed to dance 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.480 at a concert. And also we were standing for two minutes, 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:18.520 like we didn't even get to finish the first song 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:21.120 before you chose to throw something at us. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.119 Oh my god, I would have we're gonna. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.120 Stand up for the whole concert. We weren't gonna stand 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:29.160 up for you know, like Vienna and shitty songs. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.960 Like, but they don't know that, and they and people 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.360 are angry and they just I know when I see 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.040 people stand up right away at something that they're not 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.040 supposed to and they're like blocking my view, I'm like, 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.080 these motherfuckers are going to do this the whole time. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:40.320 Like that's where my mind goes. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:42.960 But the thing is, it's not that you're not supposed 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:46.840 to situation. It's because then we're sitting there, we feel 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:48.920 like the concerts and we feel restricted. We're just like 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.720 dancing in our seats. But then throughout the concert, there 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.480 are when a song comes up that somebody loves, there 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:56.720 are pockets of people that stand up and they dance, 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.200 and it was happening all throughout, but the majority of 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:02.760 the audience was just sitting quietly. Nobody was singing, nobody 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:04.800 was there. They were there are pockets of people, and 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:05.119 I was. 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.359 You know what, they're just kind of there. They're not 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:08.720 like participating. 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:11.840 That's right. That's why i'm That's another reason why I'm out. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:16.879 They're on a what's it called an assembly line, like 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.040 they're just like being passed through different. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.320 The conveyor belt going from trough to trough. I even 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.359 said it while we were talking, the conveyor belt going 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:27.760 from New York, New York to ex Caliber. There's this long, 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.160 single file conveyor belt where you can't even go around 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.719 someone because it's a single file. And I was and 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:37.080 I took a weed mint, so I was, uh, you know, 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:42.200