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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki.

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Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky

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Speaker 2: Glazer Podcast. How are you out there? I'm in Saint Louis.

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Speaker 1: Brian's with us, Noah's with us. How are you guys?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm fine, God same, I'm feeling fine.

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Speaker 1: I just got a facial relaxing.

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Speaker 2: It was no this this one is just it's like

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Speaker 2: Paul just yeah, they can be well, laser facials are

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Speaker 2: horrifying or can be, but like it was just a

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Speaker 2: relaxing facial.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome. I felt so good.

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Speaker 2: A massage, yes, yes, And I'm thinking about like getting

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Speaker 2: an actual body massage pretty soon, which I've sworn off because.

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Speaker 1: I always regret them and.

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Speaker 2: I always feel so like used and like slutty after it,

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Speaker 2: like and not slutty, but I feel like a sense

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Speaker 2: of shame whenever I leave a massage place because I

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Speaker 2: just feel like a commodity.

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Speaker 1: Not wait, they're the commodity, I guess.

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Speaker 2: I feel like they don't like we had a thing,

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Speaker 2: you know, and now it's over and yeah you're just

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Speaker 2: like push, just like get out of here, and it's

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Speaker 2: like it's never long enough. But then when it is

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Speaker 2: too long, I e. Ninety minutes, you think you want that,

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Speaker 2: you do not want that long. It feels too long,

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Speaker 2: and I can never kind of guess what I want

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Speaker 2: in the moment. Foot massages are the only thing that

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Speaker 2: I can really reliably know the time limit limit, and

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Speaker 2: you can keep adding to it. But a massage you'll

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Speaker 2: book and you'll be like, I want an hour, and

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Speaker 2: then when it's never long, fifty minutes is never long enough.

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Speaker 1: And then when you book ninety minutes, it's too long, and.

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Speaker 2: It if it's not good right away, you just spend

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Speaker 2: the rest, like an hour and a half, being like

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Speaker 2: I hate this.

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Speaker 1: I hate that I like wasted my time and my money.

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Speaker 2: I hate that I can't communicate properly, that I don't

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Speaker 2: have the balls to just tell this guy.

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Speaker 1: That this isn't how I like it done, and then

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Speaker 1: you just like it just oh, and then.

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Speaker 2: You're sticky afterwards, and you have to put back on

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Speaker 2: your socks and your clothes that now feel like dirty.

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Speaker 2: It's not good, but I think I just might need one.

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Speaker 2: I'm just so sore, and I'm just thinking I'm just

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Speaker 2: kind of craving it.

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Speaker 3: I know I'll regret it if it's the worst. When

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Speaker 3: you're getting a massage and you tell them, oh, that's

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Speaker 3: not enough pressure, that's too much pressure, and then they go, oh okay,

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Speaker 3: and then they change whatever they're doing and it's still

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Speaker 3: not good enough.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and then you feel bad like saying

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Speaker 2: something like criticizing them twice?

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Speaker 1: Which is it?

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Speaker 2: Is it criticizing to say that I don't like what

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Speaker 2: you're doing?

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Speaker 1: Like is that mean? Is that?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Where's the line? I just don't know.

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Speaker 3: Well, I just say, I just raise my hand and

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Speaker 3: I say you're a bad masseuse.

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Speaker 1: That probably isn't the perfect approach.

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Speaker 3: Well, can I start waving or I start screaming to

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Speaker 3: run out of the room.

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Speaker 1: While you're naked?

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Speaker 3: I go, you're a bad fasus that I wrote and scream?

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Speaker 3: Is that? I? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: More, I always want more pressure.

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Speaker 2: And then I but I just feel bad because their

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Speaker 2: hands hurt and I know they do, and so then

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Speaker 2: I feel like if I don't get a man, I

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Speaker 2: feel like the woman's hands are too fragile and I'm

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Speaker 2: hurting her. And then if I get a man, I

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Speaker 2: feel like he might rub his balls on me in

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Speaker 2: some way, because like that is a thing that happens

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Speaker 2: where they'll just surreptitiously like grace their penis across your hand,

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Speaker 2: and it's not enough to be like that's assault, so

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Speaker 2: you don't say anything. And then they do it again

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Speaker 2: and you go, well, if he does it one more time,

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Speaker 2: and then he does, but the massages almost over, you

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Speaker 2: don't want to make a big thing of it, so

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Speaker 2: then you've just been assaulted mildly. Yeah, And that is

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Speaker 2: why I don't when I go get my foot massages

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Speaker 2: at the place I go to, I do not go

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Speaker 2: for a full body massage, even though I want one

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Speaker 2: from them, because they have the best hands ever, and

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Speaker 2: they don't take it personally when you tell them what

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Speaker 2: you want. But because I've had my hand touched by

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Speaker 2: a loose sack so many times that I can't convince

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Speaker 2: myself it's like the lotion hanging off their belt or

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Speaker 2: whatever it is that like just hit my hand.

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Speaker 1: I just can't go back.

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Speaker 3: It's interesting. I usually pay extra for the ball sack

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Speaker 3: on the hand thing. It's like a ten dollars I

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Speaker 3: probably do.

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Speaker 1: They probably added on and I don't even notice.

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Speaker 2: It's like a gloss when you go get your hair

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Speaker 2: highlight and they go, you want a gloss and you

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Speaker 2: go yeah, And you don't realize it's seventy dollars when

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Speaker 2: you said yeah, you just thought it was like a

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Speaker 2: new product they had to try and they wanted to

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Speaker 2: test it out.

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Speaker 1: They totally get you.

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Speaker 3: I will say this the best massages I've ever had,

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Speaker 3: I've had. I can recall three specific messuses that I've

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Speaker 3: had massages from.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: One of them was this athletic, gigantic man who would

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Speaker 3: literally like put his knees on my hamstrings, like climb

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Speaker 3: up on the table. Yes, and that was incredible. And

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Speaker 3: then the other two were women, and I their hands

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Speaker 3: were stronger than like ninety five percent of men's hands

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Speaker 3: that have given me massages.

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Speaker 1: I don't even mind.

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Speaker 2: If you don't use your hand, use a tool. I

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Speaker 2: watch ASMR videos of massage videos all the time. I

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Speaker 2: feel like I'm well versed in, Like I watch massage

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Speaker 2: tutorials that are made for other messuses, Like I'm not

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Speaker 2: even to be watching these videos. They're like talking technically,

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Speaker 2: and they constantly talk about different tools. There's like different

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Speaker 2: little back knobber things that you can buy and use

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Speaker 2: to save your hands, like the back number or stone therapy,

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Speaker 2: like right, I think, just use your cell phone, use

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Speaker 2: your cell phone case, the edge of your cell phone case.

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Speaker 1: To jam into my buttocks.

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Speaker 2: It's like if it's hurting your knuckle so much or

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Speaker 2: turning your hand, I don't mind. If you use objects,

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Speaker 2: it almost might take it out of it. It might

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Speaker 2: not feel so personal and I might not feel so

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Speaker 2: kind of violated at the end of it. I don't

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Speaker 2: know how anyone who's been sexually assaulted ever gets a

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Speaker 2: massage ever again. And I've heard from people who have

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Speaker 2: been that They're like, no, I would never ever be

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Speaker 2: like touched by a stranger naked.

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Speaker 3: Messuss get sexually assaulted by men getting massages like that's

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Speaker 3: what Deshaun Watson did, the quarterback for the Browns who's

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Speaker 3: now benched for that. No, he was already like he

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Speaker 3: used to be the quarterback of the Texans, and then

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Speaker 3: he went through this whole uh scandal where he was

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Speaker 3: sexually harassing messuses and then he was like a banned

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Speaker 3: from the league for a year or two, and then

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Speaker 3: he came back on the Browns and he wasn't good

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Speaker 1: It's because and Colin Kaepernick, where is he.

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Speaker 3: Now Colin Kaepernick. I think they had him decapitated because he.

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Speaker 1: No but I mean he's not in the league anymore.

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Speaker 3: Right, Oh, oh, you're not kidding. Oh yeah, he's not

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Speaker 3: in the league anymore. He hasn't been.

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Speaker 1: What did he do?

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Speaker 3: I literally you're asking me or do you want to joke? No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I no, I'm joking.

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Speaker 2: Answer, but like, what did he do to get kicked

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Speaker 2: out the league forever? And then this guy who's assaulted

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Speaker 2: I you said multiple massage at.

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Speaker 3: Least nineteen or something some ridiculous Are you kidding me? No? Not.

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Speaker 1: It was suspended for a year year.

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Speaker 3: A year or two. Yeah, that off and then he

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Speaker 3: came back and want it. And then he came back

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Speaker 3: and he came back. But here's the here's the roup attended.

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Speaker 3: He was worse because after it's like as if harassing

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Speaker 3: those mescuses were the secret to him being good at football.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, it's like the Tiger Woods thing.

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Speaker 3: It's like the Tiger Woods thing. But I believe Colin

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Speaker 3: Kaepernick like like looked at a flag the wrong way

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Speaker 3: or something and then they decapitated him.

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Speaker 1: But he's yeah, he's out of the league. It just doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Seem that's a controversy.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything really.

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Speaker 2: Is it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a huge controversy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, controversy the fact that he A lot.

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Speaker 3: Of people say, well because he would like he would

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Speaker 3: do all sorts of like things where he would show

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Speaker 3: that he still has the skill and talent to be

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Speaker 3: an NFL quarterback, at least a backup quarterback, but no

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Speaker 3: team was willing to sign him, even though.

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Speaker 2: Their brows were like, let's get this guy who's who

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Speaker 2: was kicked out for a year. Maybe he needs a

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Speaker 2: change of location and we don't have as many massage

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Speaker 2: parlors in Cleveland.

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Speaker 3: Well the yeah, the messuses aren't as hot in Cleveland,

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Speaker 3: so they like he'd be fine because.

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Speaker 1: The salt is about being hot too. It's all just

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Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. But what does? What does?

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Speaker 2: But Yeah, I have a thing I gotta tell you, Nikki,

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Speaker 2: please because I'm at a loss so I won't.

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Speaker 1: Have anything really constructive to say anymore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I went to Vegas this weekend for my

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Speaker 3: mom's birthday. Happy Birthday, Mom, Birthday. Mom. Number one thing

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Speaker 3: is I think I'm out on Vegas. I really had

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Speaker 3: an amazing time at the super Bowl because it was

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Speaker 3: the Super Bowl. But now I've been back two other

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Speaker 3: times this year, and I realized that Vegas is just

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Speaker 3: a bunch of pigs getting shepherded from trough to trough.

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Speaker 3: It's all scams, everyone's disgusting, and it's just a city

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Speaker 3: of literal losers. Like I'm not saying like you're a

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Speaker 3: loser in life. I'm saying everyone is literally a loser

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Speaker 3: because everyone there has lost within the last ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Got it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Like literally losers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're all losers. We're all this. I was

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Speaker 3: a loser, I lost. We're all walking around a bunch

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Speaker 3: of losers.

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Speaker 1: Why were you there for your mom's birth? Is that

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Speaker 1: where she wanted to go?

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Speaker 3: Well, my mom has had a renaissance in her retirement

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Speaker 3: where she has moved to Florida and made friends with

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Speaker 3: all these people in her sixty five plus community, and

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Speaker 3: who all moved to They all moved to the same

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Speaker 3: sixty five plus community at the same time because it

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Speaker 3: just started, and so it was like they were all

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Speaker 3: freshmen going into the dorms together and they all made

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Speaker 3: this friends group. And now my mom is more social

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Speaker 3: than ever before. She lives in Port Saint Lucie where

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Speaker 3: and so it was her birthday and they were like, well,

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Speaker 3: we travel all the time, what do you want to

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Speaker 3: do for your birthday, Karen?

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Speaker 1: And they get shirts?

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Speaker 3: They all got shirts that said Port Saint Lucy bitch

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Speaker 3: on it.

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Speaker 1: And they no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: You were the only ones you were like tearing sitting

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Speaker 2: And music, letting it move through your body, being inspired

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Speaker 3: And this was the first song. It's not like we

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Speaker 1: Well, is it like us?

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Speaker 1: Like you guys are out about it.

444
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,680
Speaker 2: It's not like I'm making fun of Like you can

445
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,439
Speaker 2: make fun of people if they're if they're open, you know,

446
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,640
Speaker 2: and especially if they win, you get to make fun

447
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,000
Speaker 2: of them now because you're not punching down, you're punching up.

448
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:54,119
Speaker 1: And so anyone who goes I got no booze. And

449
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,600
Speaker 1: I was going hard and I was having so much fun.

450
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,679
Speaker 2: And I was just being you know, sarcastic and silly

451
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 2: about it, and it wasn't like from a hateful place.

452
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,760
Speaker 2: It really was like me just like being as fun

453
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 2: with it as possible, and it really made me like

454
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,359
Speaker 2: have a better attitude about everything. And I just sense

455
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,080
Speaker 2: that the people who voted for him, they couldn't really

456
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 2: get mad. And I was like, if you want to leave, leave,

457
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 2: but like you won, so just let me make fun

458
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 2: of you now, Like now it's okay because before you

459
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 2: all felt disenfranchised, like you were the ones that were

460
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,160
Speaker 2: the minority, I guess in this situation, and now you're

461
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,399
Speaker 2: not anymore. So now it's kind of like this freeing

462
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,800
Speaker 2: thing that we can make fun of them now and

463
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,400
Speaker 2: they have like a better I felt that they all

464
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,119
Speaker 2: have a better sense of humor about themselves than before

465
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 2: the election because they're on top now, and I think

466
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,240
Speaker 2: that's great. I'm happy with that result. Comedically, I couldn't

467
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 2: feel happier. Would I sacrifice that happiness for anything to

468
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,160
Speaker 2: have gone the other way? Of course I would, But

469
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to see the benefits of it. Of

470
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 2: like it's helped me comedically a lot.

471
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 3: I feel you feel now like they felt in twenty sixteen,

472
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 3: when it was just like now we're free. We finally

473
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 3: feel this freedom. I think when Trump was elected the

474
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 3: first time, I felt like Trump voters felt finally free

475
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 3: to say or do whatever they wanted, and now the

476
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 3: reverse is happening in twenty twenty four, where it's like

477
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 3: even though Trump won, it's like the Democrats feel free.

478
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,679
Speaker 3: Now now it's the Democrats who are like, fuck all this,

479
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 3: who cares anymore? Whereas in twenty seventeen when Trump got elected,

480
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 3: it was like the Trump voters like, fuck yeah, we

481
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,199
Speaker 3: wont Now we can say or do whatever. Fuck you

482
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 3: woke pieces of shit, and the Democrats were all like,

483
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 3: we need to organize, we need to isolate, we need

484
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 3: to figure out how to perform the resistance in March.

485
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 3: And now twenty twenty four, Trump wins again and the

486
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 3: Democrats are like, well, fuck it, we fucking this is crazy.

487
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 2: Tired.

488
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're tired, we hate this whatever, let's just accept

489
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 3: part of it and fucking go.

490
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 2: I will say that I let that feeling in occasionally

491
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 2: where I'm like, fuck it, who cares?

492
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,640
Speaker 1: You know what? Let me get on board with this.

493
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 2: Because what's the point and not but you can't you

494
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 2: really like, you can let that in sometimes, but don't

495
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 2: forget like I I'm feeling like I am. I'm starting

496
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 2: to feel like a little less incensed about everything that

497
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 2: I was on, you know, wednesday morning, and nothing's changed

498
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 2: since Wednesday morning.

499
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: I'm just being exposed. I'm just being beaten down.

500
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: And that is not a reason to give up because

501
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 2: you're being beaten down, Like, don't forget that. Maybe your

502
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: complacency is because you're tired, so like just it's not

503
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 2: because you. What he's doing is okay. Don't confuse yourself

504
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 2: because I'm.

505
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 1: Even being like is he that bad? And I'm like,

506
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: of Nikki, nothing has changed since.

507
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: You've got no new information, and now you're starting to empathize,

508
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: like wake up, bitch, like this you don't even start

509
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 2: to You can still make fun of it, and you

510
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 2: can still you don't need to be as heavy about

511
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 2: it and hate everyone.

512
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 1: But don't think that this is a good idea.

513
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 2: Don't think he is a good person, and don't think

514
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: this is anything to be proud of or invested in.

515
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 2: It's like it's a fucking nightmare, but it doesn't need

516
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,360
Speaker 2: to ruin your life. But do not do not do

517
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: what I was doing about two days ago and being

518
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: like maybe he's funny and this is like all for

519
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: the best, like what it was starting to happen to me.

520
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 2: The brainwashing that's happened to more than fifty percent of

521
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 2: America was starting to happen to me, and I have

522
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 2: to stay vigilant on it and be like, No, I'm

523
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 2: not gonna be complacent. I'm not gonna just like accept it. Am.

524
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: I gonna fight it and march on the streets. So No,

525
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna organize anything. I'm not gonna storm Washington.

526
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna There's not much I can do. I'm

527
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 2: gonna rely on AOC to do that, and I'll repost

528
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: what she says. I'm gonna fucking do nothing. But I'm

529
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 2: still gonna be deep down, very disappointed and angry in

530
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 2: my soul. And I'm not gonna like him until he

531
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 2: comes from my head and then he's hot.

532
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: He's hot. Did you see SNL did exactly what I

533
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: was saying last week?

534
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 3: No, I did not on the Cold Open.

535
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: I mean I was not saying, like I think a

536
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 2: lot of people took this route comedically of being like,

537
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: we love you and you're cool and hot, and you've

538
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 2: always been amazing and we've always trusted you as a leader.

539
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: We all voted for you.

540
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: Like they are, just like everyone's just like robot North

541
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: Korea in like sarcastic.

542
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 3: It's kind of funny.

543
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: Well, it was really funny because.

544
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 3: On the night of the election on CNN there's this

545
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 3: Republican one of the Republican analysts or whatever they're called.

546
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: He said a line that like low key to use

547
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 3: that phrase low key was like very scary to hear.

548
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 3: And he said a happy Trump is good for the country,

549
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: which it's like the president doesn't need to be shouldn't

550
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 3: need to be happy in order to do his job

551
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,959
Speaker 3: for the country. Well, because a mad Trump is vindictive.

552
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 2: And when they said Hillary couldn't run because she's like

553
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: would get her period or something and then she would

554
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 2: poke some like that's right. I guess they were saying

555
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 2: that even then, like we need her to be happy

556
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: and her period might make her not. Yeah, when when

557
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 2: they have a picture of Trump smiling, like we know

558
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: when they were doing like the counts and there's a

559
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 2: picture of Trump smiling, like was that made AI? Like

560
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 2: I have never seen him like smile with teeth, Like

561
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 2: I don't.

562
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 3: Understand now with teeth, I've seen it without teeth.

563
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll have like moments of like like little like

564
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: sneers like where he'll like smell shit and we go, oh,

565
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 2: he smiled, but he's literally smelling shit. I loved Bill

566
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: Burr's joke about the only time he's ever shown empathy

567
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: was when he got He was like, whoever gets this

568
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 2: fry is in for a treat?

569
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 3: Did you see that part?

570
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: He was like, did you see how happy Trump was

571
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: at McDonald's during his monologue. Bill Burr on es Now

572
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: he was like, it's the happiest I've ever seen that guy.

573
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: And he's like, there's a moment and I'm paraphrasing, but

574
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 2: he was like there's a really long French fry or something.

575
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, whoever gets this one is in for

576
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: a treat. They're gonna be happy, and he goes, is

577
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: that compassion? Was that empathy? It's Trump just like feel.

578
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 2: It was the only time he could ever express it

579
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: that we've ever seen it, and it was such a

580
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 2: great astute observation.

581
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: Anyway, we have a lot of show to get to.

582
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back after this.

583
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was gone all weekend. I got back

584
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: this morning at landed at seven am. Had a five

585
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: to fifty flight out of Des Moines. There's only one

586
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 2: direct flight out of Des Moines all day, so it

587
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 2: was either getting at seven am or seven point fifty pm.

588
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 2: And it's one of my only days off, so I

589
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: had to get it back super early. And then Chris

590
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 2: is here and I haven't seen him since i've been

591
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 2: I realized in the past two months, I've been in

592
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: a room with Taylor Swift more than I've been.

593
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: In a room with Chris Convey.

594
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, because I saw Tatus with three Sundays

595
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: in a row for four hours each time, and that

596
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 2: is way longer than I've been with my own boyfriend.

597
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: And so this was my first Sunday not seeing Taylor

598
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, and so I Chris was here. I

599
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 2: just crawled into bed and then we just barely could

600
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 2: even talk to each other because we're so tired. And

601
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 2: then we slept until twelve, and then I went and

602
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 2: got facial and now here I am, and.

603
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: You guys out a date anything.

604
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 2: No, I can't even imagine doing anything like that, Like

605
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: where did I did I watch something recently where it

606
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 2: was someone? Oh, we were talking about I guess I

607
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: can't really talk about this, but we're talking about like

608
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: I don't if Chris and I went on a date.

609
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like I would rather just watch TV on

610
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: the couch, like going to dinner and like sitting across

611
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: the table from him and being like, let's get an

612
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 2: appetizer and then oh, what are you gonna wear to

613
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: our date? And pull out my chair and like banter

614
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: with the waiter. Like that is not interesting to me

615
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 2: at all. Like what is the point of a date.

616
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: It's to like spend time together and eat good food, Like.

617
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: Just get takeout and go on your couch. Like isn't that, well,

618
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: that's a date.

619
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 3: I would you can do a couch date?

620
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well then we have dates every single night.

621
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: We have a date every single night.

622
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 2: But I think the idea of like getting dressed up

623
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 2: and going out and.

624
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: Like locking the car and walking in together and he kind.

625
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 2: Of waits for you and puts puts his hand on

626
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: the small of your back and you kind of walk

627
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 2: in together.

628
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: Oh, we're on a date tonight.

629
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 2: We're a couple that have been together forever, but tonight

630
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 2: we're hot and sexy for each other.

631
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: No, you're not. This is an.

632
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 3: Illusions and eating which.

633
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: Love it, love it? I don't Here's Okay, here's my

634
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: new thing.

635
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: This might be controversial.

636
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 2: I don't like I don't like being one on one

637
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: with someone.

638
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I get it.

639
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: I think one on one sucks.

640
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: I think three is the best, even if you're best

641
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 2: friends with someone. Adding a third is always going to

642
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: bring a bit like And trust me, I think my

643
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: best talents include lip syncing to songs that I love

644
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: and making it look really believable and fun. That's my

645
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: number one talent and number two talent is putting together

646
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: groups of people that are.

647
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: Gonna have a good time together.

648
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 2: And trust me when I say a couple is not

649
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: the ideal group. It is a couple plus a third

650
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: or two couples is well ideal. But I would say

651
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 2: a fifth wheel is generally the best. To have two

652
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: couples and then a single person that gets to kind

653
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 2: of bounce, be kind of like the like, oh this

654
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 2: is our single friend, and the couples feel like, oh,

655
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: we're so sorry for them, and then the single person

656
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: can see the couple dynamic and feel better about themselves

657
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: and it's and it adds some spice to it. But

658
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 2: I think three people is always the best for a dinner.

659
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: I I don't like doing I don't like doing anything

660
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: one on one anymore unless it's like an interview for

661
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: a magazine.

662
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: I just I can't carry a phone.

663
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: I would I phone call. You had me at phone call,

664
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm out.

665
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 3: I just don't.

666
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: I just it's maybe it's this, maybe it's a lack

667
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: of attention now, or like you know, I just want

668
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 2: to be on my phone and when someone else is

669
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: there carrying the conversation, I can look at my phone while.

670
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: I think.

671
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: I just want to streamline my life to be like effort.

672
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: And when I'm with three people, less effort. When I'm

673
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: with five people, it's definitely less effort, and you can

674
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: still interject or be like, what did you just say? Wait, wait,

675
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: that's fun topic. Let's go there and you can kind

676
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 2: of like figure out. Like in Dallas on Friday night,

677
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: it was a huge room, sold out, crazy show. I

678
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: sold out three shows in Des moin By the way

679
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: things are popping off, it's pretty insane for me right now.

680
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful to people buying tickets. But Dallas was

681
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 2: a three thousand and something seat room and it was

682
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: fucking packed to the gills. And then after the show,

683
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 2: I had a lot of different people coming backstage, just

684
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: different people.

685
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: In my life.

686
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: Some of them were two girls and their husbands or boyfriends.

687
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 2: Two girls that hosted Taylor Swift podcast and that I've

688
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: like befriended on DMS and they came backstage and they

689
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: were so sweet. And then my friend Laura who I

690
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 2: went to high school with, who is also a Swiftie.

691
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: And then this other guy who booked me on a

692
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: corporate gig, which I have to tell this fucking story,

693
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,239
Speaker 2: this is what I should tell. So anyway, this guy

694
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: that booked me on a corporate gig like years ago,

695
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: two years ago.

696
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 3: Thoughts story.

697
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna make it for the stage because it's

698
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: so insane what happened. Because I did this corporate gig

699
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: for this guy, and I thought it went really well.

700
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: And then he told me a lot of aftermath the

701
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: other night that I didn't know about, great like fallout

702
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: from jokes I made roasting these company or not this company,

703
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 2: but these Wharton School graduates.

704
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 3: Oh and I did this.

705
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: I did this like roast of them two years ago.

706
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: And anyway, so they were he was there with his wife,

707
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: and then there was another comedian there, Bobby J.

708
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: Cox, who's been on the show before.

709
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: There was just like it was a ton of people

710
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: in the green room, and then I didn't know I

711
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: had a meet and greet, so all of a sudden,

712
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: I was like plucked out, and I was kind of

713
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: like managing the groups and like figuring out a way

714
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: for everyone to talk to each other and get along.

715
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: And then as I'm I'm like have to go to

716
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 2: this meet and greet, I'm like, okay, uh, you and

717
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: you talk. You both like she's a swiftie, they're swifties,

718
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 2: talk about Taylor, this person, you guys a heat like.

719
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: I just quickly had to like make sure everyone was

720
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: grouped up right, and then I was like peace. And

721
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: then I came back and everyone was friends and hanging

722
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: out and having a good time.

723
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: And I felt like really good.

724
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: About how I left it because people were like you

725
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 2: could tell it was. It held things up for me

726
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 2: to be like, Okay, first of all, before I leave,

727
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: you guys need to talk because you both like this.

728
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: But it really helped the situation, sure, to give everyone

729
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: a little basis of where to go to.

730
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 3: But well, that's a great thing to do when you're

731
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: introducing someone at a party. Instead of going like, this

732
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: is my friend Dan, you go this is my friend Dan,

733
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 3: and then say something interesting about them that the other

734
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: person has in common, and that's how.

735
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: You introduce Yes, yes, it's just it.

736
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: You guys both went to Thailand last month, and after

737
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: my show where I've been like really revealing, everyone's kind

738
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: of just feels a little bit more open to be themselves.

739
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: I think there's just like an a vibe in the

740
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: air of like we can all like be more open

741
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: and honest, and so it's just a little bit easier

742
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: to mingle and have fun.

743
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 3: And that's also a Nicki Glazer specific thing too, like

744
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: just in general, you're a very accepting person. So and

745
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,479
Speaker 3: you also I don't care about going deep about things,

746
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 3: and so that gives people permission structure to then say

747
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 3: things like that to you, which is not true of

748
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 3: everybody by any means.

749
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think I am a very You can't

750
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 2: really shock me. And I just know what people want.

751
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: I feel like is what I'm trying. Like, I try

752
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: to give people what I would want if I had

753
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: that thing going on to tell. And so if it's

754
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: like I just got a divorce, I go, congratulations, that's

755
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: really hard. Wait, tell me how long did you know

756
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: before you divorce? Like how long was it good? How

757
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: long was it bad? I know, like the questions to

758
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 2: ask that will make that person not feel weird about

759
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: it and actually be like, oh, that's not a big deal.

760
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: But also whoa cool? Like spinning everything to make it like.

761
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: I had a woman today telling me about how.

762
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: She has a.

763
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 2: Young child and it's like really difficult because she just

764
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 2: had a baby, but she has this toddler also who's

765
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 2: like really not easy. And I said, oh, boy, do

766
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 2: I know what that's like? And I bet, I said,

767
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 2: and I bet you're comparing. I bet it's very easy

768
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 2: for you to see toddlers on TikTok and Instagram reels

769
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 2: where they're.

770
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: Like, mommy, here's a fresh blueberry. I love you. Are

771
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: you crying? Mommy? I never want you to be sad?

772
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: And then the baby hugs them.

773
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 2: And that's why all women have babies, because they see

774
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 2: this one video of a girl being.

775
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: Like I want to stop baby. She's like what did

776
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: you say that? Baby?

777
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

778
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: What did you say that baby? And then you're like,

779
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so cute.

780
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: I want a little girl that doesn't want to say strawberry.

781
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: And then when I tell her a it's strawberry, she

782
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: goes yeah, and then we all go, oh, let's have babies.

783
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: But this girl was like, I'm in hell, and I

784
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 2: was like, she didn't say I'm in hell, but I go,

785
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: I know someone else who's in hell to and let

786
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: me tell you, she's an amazing mom and this is

787
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: what's going on. And so I was able to give

788
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 2: her a story of someone I love in my life

789
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: who's dealing with the same thing to make her feel

790
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 2: better about her situation. And I was like, and I

791
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: bet you see those kids being so sweet and you're like,

792
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 2: why can't my kid be like that. I'm like, let

793
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: me just tell you they're none of them are like that.

794
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: That is, don't compare yourself to those kids. And she

795
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: I felt, she felt seen.

796
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 3: And I've never introduced them at a party. You can go, oh,

797
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 3: you guys are both in hell because of your horrible children.

798
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: And I would. I would, I totally would do that

799
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: and go like, you both.

800
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 2: Have three and a half year olds who seem to

801
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: might be turning into Jeffrey Dahmer, like showing signs of

802
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 2: psychopathy at a young age, and you're you did it

803
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 2: not google it?

804
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: Whit does it show up?

805
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: Like if you're a mom out there who's dealing with

806
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 2: a kid that you're like, I think my kid might

807
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: be a sociopath or a psychopath.

808
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: You're not alone.

809
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: I think most mothers are thinking that about their little sons,

810
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 2: because it's.

811
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 3: Just like you, it's never daughters. I mean, it's the

812
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 3: sun's in the world. That's the problem.

813
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just it's it's tough out there. It's

814
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 2: tough out there, but I just I mean even today,

815
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 2: I was pulling into my facial and it's a road

816
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: and a woman, a car is stopped in front of me,

817
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 2: and she is parallel to the parking space.

818
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: I want to park next to right, Okay, do you

819
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: picture what I'm saying.

820
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 2: So she's right next to there's an empty spot, and

821
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: her car is parallel to it, right next to it,

822
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 2: so she's blocking it and I want that spot.

823
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 3: Well, she's perpendicular, no parallel.

824
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 2: So I'm like, so let's say the parking spot, I

825
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: would just spot she's blocking the spot, but it's not

826
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 2: for endicular, Like the spot is the same direction as

827
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: her car is going, so it's like along the side

828
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: of the road.

829
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just waiting, like.

830
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: She's not parts, she's just like idling because there's a

831
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: woman who's talking who's standing in the lane. Like if

832
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 2: I were to go around this person, the woman talking

833
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: to her on her driver's seat is standing in the

834
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 2: middle of the road talking to her. So I wait

835
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: because I'm just like they'll finish up their conversation. I

836
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 2: know how this goes. And they see someone waiting behind them,

837
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 2: and I wait probably fifteen seconds, which I think is

838
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: enough to like even show a sign of like okay, honey, good,

839
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 2: Like I just see a tap on the thing or

840
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: just some kind of action that would body language that

841
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: would describe these people are wrapping it up.

842
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: There's nothing going on. So I lightly hunk. I'm not

843
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: even kidding you, like the like let me do it.

844
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: This is a.

845
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 2: Perfect depression like that, like you know when you just

846
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 2: like like you pat it like the time, like barely

847
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 2: even makes a noise.

848
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: And she goes drive around.

849
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 2: She goes, ah, drive around, and I go, what I go,

850
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: I want to park there, and she looks and she's

851
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: like and then I so I pull around, which I

852
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: have to go very around because she's blocking the street,

853
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: and I go, I roll down my window and I

854
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 2: get right up with next door because this is the

855
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 2: I'm living in now, and this is the person I

856
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: am now. Confrontational Nikki, and I said, you don't need

857
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: to be nasty about it. I just want I was

858
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 2: just wanting to park right there. You're being nasty, and

859
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: I said, and you're blocking the road.

860
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: You told me to drive past.

861
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 2: I go, I said, you just don't need to be nasty,

862
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: and then I drove away because I was scared. But

863
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: then I parked, and then I have to walk past

864
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: this woman, all right, and I can't wait to do it.

865
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 2: This is the difference between me and old Nikki and

866
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: new NICKI is I would have waited in my car

867
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: for that woman to finish up her conversation because I

868
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 2: can't walk past it. I couldn't fucking wait because I

869
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: was gonna go up to it and go, I don't

870
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: understand why you got mad at me, honking when I

871
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 2: waited for.

872
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: Your conversation to be over.

873
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: Who do you think you are that you get to

874
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: just have whatever conversation you want in the middle of

875
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: the street, And I'm the one that's being an asshole.

876
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? I was just gonna

877
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: be like.

878
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: And I was really nice about it when I go,

879
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: you don't need to be nasty. I was just trying

880
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: to park there.

881
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: That was my tone. I remember it wo.

882
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be I wasn't like, you don't

883
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: need to be nasty. I go, you don't need to

884
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 2: be nasty. I just wanted to park there. And so

885
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 2: I was already like felt like I didn't feel like

886
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 2: I had lost my cool at all.

887
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: I've been actually pretty nice about it. Yeah, so that

888
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: but oh it was.

889
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 2: I wasn't starting to shake yet, but I was about

890
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: to go into a massage or like to a facial

891
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 2: so I was like, do I want to like elevate this?

892
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: And the answer is absolutely yes. Like I was so excited.

893
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: So then I start recording on my phone because I

894
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: wanted to send it to girl chat, and I was like, okay,

895
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 2: So I just had a kind of altercation with this

896
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 2: woman as I drove past, and now I'm about to

897
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: walk past her and I can't wait for it to

898
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 2: begin again. And so then I look up the place

899
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 2: I'm going and it's the fucking other way.

900
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: I don't get to walk past.

901
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 2: So I walk past to do it, and then I

902
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: was kind of going the wrong way. Then I had

903
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: to turn around and go past her again, and I

904
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 2: could tell she was nervous, and I turned around and

905
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: took a fucking picture of her because that's what I

906
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 2: do now, and I wanted her so bad to see

907
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: me taking a picture so I could.

908
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,479
Speaker 1: Go, oh, what what?

909
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 2: And then I was gonna say something shitty about how

910
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 2: I know who she voted for, and then and she

911
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: doesn't even know how to read that. I could be

912
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: a trumpy like it doesn't even like who knows. I

913
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: was just gonna say, based on what just happened, I

914
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: think I know whose side you're on. And then I

915
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: was gonna fucking walk away. And but I didn't do

916
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 2: any of that. It was just all in my head.

917
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 2: And then I went in sub sash and I or

918
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: into the facial and I was like so relaxed because

919
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: I didn't do that. So I'm glad I didn't. But

920
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 2: it would have been a good story because but this

921
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: woman looked a little trashy, like she would have thrown.

922
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 3: Down and that is irreversible.

923
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 2: Oh fucking key, my car, I don't give a fuck

924
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: about objects. I don't care about stuff. I don't care

925
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: about things. Attack my car show me what a weak

926
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 2: piece of shit you are. Like if someone were to

927
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: key my car, I would I would actually think it's

928
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: hilarious because it just shows how pathetic you are. Like

929
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 2: I think it's so interesting to me when yeah, when

930
00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 2: people behave unstably, something clicks in me where I win

931
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: so hard, Like if I get you to do something crazy,

932
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 2: I feel such calm and peace, and it's it's one

933
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: of the greatest feelings I've ever felt in my life.

934
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: When I see someone I'm kind of scared of be

935
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 2: irrational and mean or oh my god, ah oh, I'll

936
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 2: tell you what I get my from break.

937
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: Okay this weekend. I do you.

938
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: Ever Have you ever caught someone in a lie, like

939
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 2: you know they lied, and they don't know that you

940
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 2: know that they're lying. It's one of my favorite things

941
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: that's ever happened, where you witness something and then the

942
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: person lies about it and you and I don't even

943
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 2: need to tell them that I know that they lied,

944
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: but I know now. In this person I'm talking about,

945
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 2: I've caught twice in bold face lies and I use

946
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 2: this used to be someone I had like reverence for

947
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 2: reverence reference. Yeah I was reverend. Yeah, yeah, it was

948
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: reverence for and I. And I used to be kind

949
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 2: of like scared of them, want them to like me.

950
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: They're in a position of power. But I caught them

951
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: two times lying about stuff that is so lame to

952
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: make themselves look cool. Wow that I was just so

953
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 2: fucking excited because I felt like I grew two inches,

954
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: Like there's just something in it that I go, oh

955
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 2: my god, it was all an illusion all along, that

956
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 2: I ever put this person on a pestl or ever

957
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: like cowtow to them in any way because they are

958
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 2: such a loser, not the veguus kind, like a figurative loser,

959
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 2: like or a yeah, a figurative loser. They they they

960
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 2: had to like you lied, like you're so lame if

961
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: you lie, Like I love catching people lying because I

962
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 2: just think it's or keying a car or doing something

963
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 2: that just like makes them loser.

964
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,959
Speaker 1: Cool like you you lose.

965
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 2: When you lose, you're cool, You absolutely doe.

966
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

967
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: No one's been impressed by someone who like starts screaming

968
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: or is the first to like say the weird wild thing.

969
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: And I've been that person before.

970
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I was almost at the Taylor Swift concert

971
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: and confronting that lady and stuff like. But it's a

972
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 2: nice reminder that as soon as someone I find someone

973
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 2: has lied or has manipulated something or done something to

974
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: look cool, I just am like I there's no amount

975
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: of them like they could be the most important person

976
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: in the world to me. They're off their pedestal. They

977
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: can still be a genius, but they like they I'm

978
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 2: really grateful I had this response to it, but it

979
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 2: just it makes me not scared of them at all anymore.

980
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: There used to be someone hair fight.

981
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying to say it without like saying it.

982
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: It was someone, Okay, it was someone who I witnessed

983
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 2: have a lot of help from people to do something.

984
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: This person didn't know that I had witnessed this help

985
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 2: being given, okay, because I was on the other side

986
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 2: of the camera, but I witnessed they didn't know I

987
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: was in the room while they were getting assistance for something.

988
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: And then I because I had also gotten the same

989
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: assistance and was so happy with this assistance I got

990
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 2: from those same things. I'm not even talking about people.

991
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep this as vague as possible.

992
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 3: Debate.

993
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: I talked to this person afterwards without any I was

994
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: not trying to debate this person into lying.

995
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: I literally wanted to be like it would it's It's as.

996
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 2: If I was to say, oh my god, oh it's

997
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 2: like it's it's okay, this is exactly what happened, but

998
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm not giving details. Okay, Let's say that I've witnessed someone.

999
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 2: Let's say I witnessed someone buying a pie from a bakery.

1000
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 2: I I'm in my car, and I see them inside

1001
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: the bakery picking out the pie, paying for it, and

1002
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 2: walking out with it.

1003
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: Okay, And then I get to.

1004
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 2: I see them and they have the pie with them,

1005
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: and I go, oh my god, are you excited about

1006
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 2: that pie? And they said, yes, I made it right.

1007
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 2: That yeah is the lie that I witnessed. And guess what,

1008
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: I didn't even need to I wasn't even trying. All

1009
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 2: I was trying to do was eventually be like, how

1010
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 2: great is this bakery? How great are we that we

1011
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 2: get pies from this bakery?

1012
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: But instead I.

1013
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: Couldn't go anywhere with it because I was like, what

1014
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 2: I saw you in the bakery.

1015
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: What are you telling me what are you talking about?

1016
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: And it was so unnecessary and it was just a

1017
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 2: beautiful moment that I got to be like, oh, all

1018
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 2: of this is bullshit, Like I can't trust anyone anymore

1019
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 2: for taking credit for anything they do.

1020
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: Like it was just it was it was that kind

1021
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: of lie.

1022
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 2: But it was so fun to watch because it was

1023
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:02,479
Speaker 2: like I instantly went from being like, Oh, I really

1024
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: want this person to like me to be like, I

1025
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck what this person thinks about me

1026
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 2: because they're a liar. And I don't respect liars, especially

1027
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 2: liars that are lying so that I think they're cool

1028
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 2: that they baked a cake.

1029
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: This is Instagram Poe.

1030
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: This is people who edit their photos and put festers

1031
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: and stuff on Instagram. Oh when I see editing, I

1032
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 2: lose respect for you, girls. I'm sorry. Like when I

1033
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 2: see girls make their waist look tinier or put like

1034
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 2: filters on their face that are obvious, I get where

1035
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 2: it comes from much more so than I do the

1036
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 2: pie thing, but I just go, oh, my god, she's

1037
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 2: she doesn't like herself, like and she's she's like this.

1038
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 2: This is also happy couples on Instagram, Like when you're

1039
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 2: constantly posting stuff about your relationship that well, let me

1040
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: just make a little distinction, because I do feel like

1041
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 2: you can.

1042
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: I guess this person. Maybe this person.

1043
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 2: Added chocolate chips on top of the pie, and I

1044
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 2: guess they can say I made it.

1045
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: Sounds disgusting chocolate chips on top.

1046
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1047
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 2: I don't bake and I don't eat pie. And I

1048
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 2: just think I would like that. I think because it's

1049
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 2: just a who doesn't like to add chocolate to literally anything.

1050
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: So maybe different kind of British BASI.

1051
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 2: Final thought, I just think that Instagram, we turn it

1052
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: up right like it's it's lies, but it's like you

1053
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: can find some truth and just like turn it up. Okay,

1054
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: I have a tiny waist, I'm gonna make it tinier.

1055
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 2: I have clear skin. I'm gonna make it clear. I

1056
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 2: I look tan in this picture, but let me take

1057
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 2: the saturation up so I look even oranger like, Okay,

1058
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 2: there's a hint of truth. But when you are blatantly

1059
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 2: lying and also like not giving credit when credit is

1060
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 2: due in your lying, that's gross to me. And and

1061
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: I couldn't wait to tell the bakery and I did.

1062
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: And if you're listening to this and you know who

1063
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: you are. They know you lied about it too, and

1064
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: we all.

1065
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 3: Know I'm not selling any more pies to that person.

1066
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: I understand if you have an agreement with the bakery

1067
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: where you pay them to be like, hey, I'm going

1068
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: to say I baked this, and you know that I'm

1069
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 2: going to pay you extra to be able to say

1070
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: that I bake this because it's embarrassing. Like, I get it.

1071
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 2: That is that is a thing that people do do

1072
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 2: I I've paid people to bake pies for me before.

1073
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 2: But I I maybe the general public doesn't know I

1074
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 2: bake this pies, but I will never say I bake

1075
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 2: them myself if asked. But I don't not say it right,

1076
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: but if someone asks, I'll tell the truth.

1077
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: That's the difference.

1078
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: I asked, I didn't ask, but I didn't certainly didn't

1079
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: say didn't like it was just well And also it

1080
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: shows it's so fun to witness. I was like, this

1081
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 2: is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, is

1082
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 2: that I witnessed you at the bakery last night and

1083
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 2: now you're telling me you baked it.

1084
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 1: It was so fun.

1085
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 3: Motivation for the lie is to make you think that

1086
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 3: they're better at baking pies, and that's just that makes

1087
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 3: it even worse because it's like you're risking getting called

1088
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 3: out in a lie so that I think slightly higher

1089
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 3: of you.

1090
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: Yes, oh, you're right, Like it shows like they need

1091
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 2: to like demonstrate some sort of value to me. I

1092
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: don't even think of that part of it now. I

1093
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 2: feel cooler. It just was so sad to me because

1094
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 2: I know that when I have in the past, and

1095
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: I am not immune to doing these things. Myself, like

1096
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: the best version of myself would never do anything like this,

1097
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Speaker 2: but I'm sure that I could probably conjure some kind

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Speaker 2: of example where I took credit where credit was due

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Speaker 2: to someone else.

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Speaker 1: I try not to ever do that.

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Speaker 2: I would I really don't think I have recently, but

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Speaker 2: when I do in my life, when I have lied,

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Speaker 2: I I feel fucking horrible for like, oh it really

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Speaker 2: hurts me. Do you think these liars like feel it?

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Speaker 2: And do you think that person went to bed feeling

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Speaker 2: like I baked the cake or.

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Speaker 1: Do that or whatever the pie?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Do I think they hate themselves at the end.

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Speaker 3: Of no, yeah, yes they do, but because of the lie.

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Speaker 2: From and I don't think they can ever really admit

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Speaker 2: to themselves that they hate themselves?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: I just feel like dirty when I lie, and especially

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Speaker 2: like I used to. This is incendiary, but I will

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Speaker 2: say it I and I probably said it on the

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Speaker 2: podcast before because I'm not really ashamed to admit it.

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Speaker 1: I used to have.

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Speaker 2: I had relations in the past when I was very

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Speaker 2: young with men who were in relationships at the time

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Speaker 2: when we had a thing. Okay, I'm not proud of it,

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Speaker 2: just the thing I went through. It was a phase

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Speaker 2: in my twenties, not who I am anymore. And those

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Speaker 2: men I never thought like I always assumed like they

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Speaker 2: they're we're gonna break up eventually, Like this is they're

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Speaker 2: doing this to act out to get out of this relationship.

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Speaker 2: And some of those men fucking married those people that

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Speaker 2: they cheated on, yeh. And I just can't imagine going

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Speaker 2: the rest of your life knowing that you have this

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00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: like secret lie that would if your partner found out,

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00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 2: would ruin everything. I think that would be really hard.

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Speaker 2: And I think it would give you cancer. So if

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Speaker 2: your husband gets cancer out of nowhere he cheated on you,

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Oh my god, that's the worst thing

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Speaker 2: I've ever said.

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Speaker 1: I'm totally kidding, but uh no, I I just can't.

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad that I'm not someone who's prone to

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Speaker 2: being a bad person, because I think I would the

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00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 2: lying would like really hurt me and destroy me.

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Speaker 3: From the poison you on the inside. Yeah, but no,

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00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 3: the people that lie, like the pie guy, they do not.

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00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 3: The lies are all that's keeping them together because there

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00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 3: is nothing in there to poison. They're just a blanket

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00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 3: of lies with a face mask on that's walking around

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Speaker 3: pretending to be a real person when in fact they

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Speaker 3: are nothing. So can not feel bad, No, they can't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it was just it was the best thing

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Speaker 2: of my weekend, and I just couldn't wait to tell everyone,

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00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 2: which is caddy of me, because gossip is like is

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00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 2: poison in and of itself. Like that's another thing that

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Speaker 2: I would I can't wait till five years from now

1152
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 2: to be like if I was somee new gossip, I

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00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: would hate myself and it would poison me. That's not

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Speaker 2: where I'm at today. I told everyone that wanted to

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Speaker 2: listen who about this, including on my podcast. If you

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Speaker 2: trace the analogy, I think you could probably figure out

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00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: in my world what this all meant, but I would

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00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 2: never ever, don't even write me in DMS about who

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Speaker 2: it could be. I'll literally never tell because I do

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Speaker 2: still kind of fear this person, but I on a

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Speaker 2: cellular level, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't respect them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's another person I used to really fear

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00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 2: so much, the most intimidated I've ever felt in my

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00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 2: life about someone, maybe someone that was like my parents,

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Speaker 2: like really like we grew up like kind of worshiping

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00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: in a way interesting. And then I got to meet

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Speaker 2: her and she was shitty to me, real shitty, like

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00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: blatantly shitty evidence in writing shitty. And I was so like,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't have been more intimidated to meet this person.

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00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 2: And then after they were shitty and kind of flew

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Speaker 2: off the handle at me over nothing, I was like, bring,

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00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 2: I could do anything with you now, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's go. I'm not scared to meet you. I'm

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00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 2: not scared to do a like a shoot with you,

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Speaker 2: Like let's hang out all the time. And it made

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Speaker 2: it so easy to go do this thing that I

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00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 2: was so nervous about.

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Speaker 1: It just made me going into that day, I was

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Speaker 1: just like, I don't even care anymore. Yes, she's she

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00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 1: is not a good person.

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00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 2: She's like she's it's not that she's not a good person,

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00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 2: she just isn't well.

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Speaker 1: And I don't need to be scared of someone who's unwell.

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Speaker 1: I mean I can't be. And like, it's just I

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Speaker 1: saw through it.

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00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 2: There's like a weakness to it, and not that I'm

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Speaker 2: like I'm going to use this to my advantage.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't have to go in there being.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'm so happy to be here thinking for

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00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: like nervous. It just was it changes everything. So I

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Speaker 2: hope I can some listeners. If you see your shitty

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00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 2: boss being shitty, know that they're shitty, and like, let

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00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 2: that allow you to like relax a little bit and

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00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: not fear them as much because they're you know, they're miserable,

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00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: and almost have empathy for them.

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Speaker 3: M hmm, yeah, I mean it's a good place to

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Speaker 3: be no matter what, even if they're not miserable. You

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Speaker 3: should never put someone on a pedestal for any reason,

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00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 3: like you're You're just it's it doesn't benefit you to

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00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 3: put them on unless they're the Queen of England and

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00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,399
Speaker 3: it's like there's like a requirement for you to bow

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00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 3: or whatever, even that even then, like there's never a

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00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 3: reason why you should bow to anybody. You should just

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00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: talk to them like a person. And it benefits you

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00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 3: to talk to people like you're a normal person. If

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Speaker 3: there's nothing worse than someone coming up things smarter than me,

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Speaker 3: well yeah, I mean why say that's something that?

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Speaker 2: But but I've learned no now that if I do

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Speaker 2: meet Sam Harris and he has to like talk to me,

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00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, odd I, He's probably

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Speaker 2: like she's so dumb. Like I'm thinking that he thinks

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Speaker 2: that he's smart enough to know that he's smarter than

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Speaker 2: most people, and he's not gonna let it ruin his

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Speaker 2: day constantly, you know, like he he's constantly he's the

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Speaker 2: smartest man I've ever heard. So like everyone he meets

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Speaker 2: isn't as smart as him, So me is not gonna

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Speaker 2: be any different.

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Speaker 1: He's not gonna like.

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Speaker 3: Be like a truly smart person would realize that they're

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Speaker 3: that different. People have different values and fact people have

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00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 3: super intelligence not care right, and you have to you

1223
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 3: have to be smart enough to see, well this person

1224
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 3: is pretty dumb, but they have these strengths. Yes, everyone's

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00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 3: got some strength.

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Speaker 2: That is that that is a good point, Like I

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00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 2: I like being intimidated by smart people because when you

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00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,760
Speaker 2: think about it, you go, oh, if they're really smart,

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00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 2: they're probably empathetic and understanding and realize that most people

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00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 2: are dumb, and they don't.

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Speaker 1: They're not like angry about.

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Speaker 3: It or they're not empathetic at all. They just intellectualize

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00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 3: the idea of empathy and then they yes.

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Speaker 2: PreTect and then then you're also off the hook because

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00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 2: they don't see it as like a moral failing. They're

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00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,479
Speaker 2: just like, this is science. She got less brain power

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00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 2: than me. I'm not going to like judge it.

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00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: But you can jump higher.

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00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 2: But if you if you worship people who are like

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00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: great athletes are things that aren't intelligence, they literally could

1241
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: look down upon you because you're less then but smart

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00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 2: people can can let it go. I feel like it's

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00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 2: it's it's a if that makes any sense, because I've

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00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 2: just met my whole life being terrified of intelligent people,

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00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 2: or at least my adult life, Like, oh my god,

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00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 2: I can't ever, I'm not gonna meet Sam Harris, like

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00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 2: I don't want him to like waste his time talking

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00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 2: to someone like me who doesn't have the same vocabulary,

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00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, he would be fine with it because.

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Speaker 1: He is smart.

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00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, And also like even if you're smart, doesn't mean

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00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 3: you know everything, and everybody has something to offer. You

1253
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 3: can learn something from anybody, even if they're dumbest person

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00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 3: on the porte.

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Speaker 1: You want to know the lore behind Tortured Poets Department.

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00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 2: Because that's really all I've got for him that he

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00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 2: doesn't already know what.

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00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 1: I'm sure he has more to standard than me. All Right,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: We're going to be back tomorrow, busties uh with more podcasts.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you then, don't be good bye. The Nicki

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Speaker 2: Glazer Podcast is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money

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