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Speaker 1: happy birthday there, Capricorn. You need to take some time

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Speaker 1: a ten Gemini. You're feeling stuck in your path. Talk

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Speaker 1: if you follow the stock market, yesterday was fun for you.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't scratched. But he definitely scratched my jacket. I

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Speaker 1: for thanks for letting us know. I hope we have

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Speaker 1: a you know, take the day off, but really I

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Speaker 1: would be traumatized. Damn man, I don't need mother Nature

422
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Speaker 1: messing with me like that. All right, well listen, thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening. Mass into an Elvis Duran shirt. Okay, good.

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Speaker 1: See what happens. You get attacked by a wild animal,

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Speaker 1: you get a shirt. Thank you? And I that Hello, lady,

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Speaker 1: there you go, you rat coon attacked listener of ours?

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Speaker 1: Pull what's up straight? Name? I had a similar situation,

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Speaker 1: but with a rat. I was going to throw away

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Speaker 1: trash and I took the top lid off the dumpster

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Speaker 1: and there was a rat there and it just jumped

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Speaker 1: and hit my chest, fell to the ground and ran away.

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Speaker 1: Oh I got chills. My favorite episode of Ghost Adventures

433
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Speaker 1: was when they did not catch any ghosts, but they

434
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Speaker 1: did catch a raccoon and the guy was so scared

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Speaker 1: he didn't know what to do, and he was just like,

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Speaker 1: you guys, is he staring at me? Man? He's just

437
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Speaker 1: got the raccoons like bright eyes a little. This was

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Speaker 1: to be a show about ghosts, isn't it true that

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Speaker 1: he's scared of a raccoon. I'd be scared of a ghost.

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Speaker 1: A raccoon comes out at night, it's usually okay. If

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Speaker 1: a raccoon comes out in the daytime, then the rabies

442
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Speaker 1: thing is a big issue. Is that That's what I heard? Yeah,

443
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Speaker 1: that's what I heard. I thought, great, that's what I heard.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you guys sort of know or he's

445
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Speaker 1: trying to give a living, honest life and get a

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Speaker 1: real job. Nate. I trust because he was an MS guy.

447
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Speaker 1: He knows all this crash. Like if you see an

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Speaker 1: animal you don't see during the day, a nocturnal animal,

449
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Speaker 1: nocturnal animal, or if it's being oddly friendly, don't go

450
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Speaker 1: near no serious, hey man, how you doing you now?

451
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Speaker 1: I shake your hand. It's not being friendly friendly, but

452
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Speaker 1: coming up to you and and walking up to you

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Speaker 1: like a pet would. Don't don't pet it or touch it, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I know what I'm talking about. Okay, you know,

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Speaker 1: And we have to believe him. Who are we to

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Speaker 1: say we don't believe him? Yes, yes, today I'm on

457
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Speaker 1: raccoon at a guide dot com and it says that

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Speaker 1: it is true that rabbid raccoons will exhibit a variety

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Speaker 1: of unusual behaviors, but activity during daytime is not one

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Speaker 1: of them. Although raccoons are primarily nocturnal, they do often

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Speaker 1: get some stuff during the day, like paying their bills.

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Speaker 1: There you have that quarrel. You know what I have.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a rabbid squirrel before. No, a rab a rabbi.

464
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Speaker 1: Sure squirrels, very aggression. All I hear are nuts in

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Speaker 1: his mouth? Of course, of course again he thought I was,

466
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Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Yes, you got nuts in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: He thought I wanted to eat his food? Are your

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Speaker 1: friend of boa? How do you suppose is a s

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Speaker 1: k w e r a squirrerol squirrel? I'm sorry, are

470
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Speaker 1: you a rabbit? Sure road? Nuts on your mouth. It's

471
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Speaker 1: like the pigeons. The pigeons in don't get moved out

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Speaker 1: of the way. Alex. We're walking yesterday, and Alex he

473
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Speaker 1: works in a zoo, he works with wild, crazy animals.

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Speaker 1: Pigeons frightened him today. He's like, because they walked right

475
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Speaker 1: up to you and they're like, go ahead, do something.

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Speaker 1: I know it's I know. They're almost as bad as

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Speaker 1: the New York square ros. I do have to talk

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Speaker 1: to them. I'm like, get it, Come up, buddy, Watch

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Speaker 1: out any suttle raised in this area right here? Very aggressive? Okay, come,

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Speaker 1: who's ras rats? Had a pair from this area? They've

481
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Speaker 1: been raised wrong. We almost got to the Daniel report,

482
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Speaker 1: but this calls an A Lissa just came in a

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Speaker 1: LISTA where were you raised? That? A Lissa? How are you?

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Speaker 1: You were attacked by a what a squirrel? What happened? Um?

485
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Speaker 1: I was about back with my daughter and there was

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Speaker 1: a baby squirrel who was kidding? Close? This phone is

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Speaker 1: missed up. Yeah, hold hold on one second, swimming somewhere.

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Speaker 1: See what happens when you're attacked by a squarel You

489
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Speaker 1: ruin your phone. They ruin your phone. Let let her

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Speaker 1: know that the phone didn't work. But don't be plie,

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Speaker 1: don't let just sit there. You don't understand. Squirrels around

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Speaker 1: this area are the worst squirrels? Want to say? If

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Speaker 1: they were raised here, they're raised it. The squarrero was

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Speaker 1: raised in the New York, New Jersey area the Try State,

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Speaker 1: Try State squarels. Hi, little squirrel, where did you grow

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Speaker 1: up exactly? Oh? You're a bad squirrel? Are you from

497
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Speaker 1: the big apple squawrel. Are you from Gotham City, I'll

498
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Speaker 1: say as Minneapolis, and like Wisconsin, squirrels are very play

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Speaker 1: the Santa fe We have those black furry square rolls.

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Speaker 1: They learned from the people that are around them. There

501
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Speaker 1: they are, they're learning from the people around I did

502
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Speaker 1: once see um an albino squirrel with another squirrel's tail

503
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Speaker 1: in its mouth, which meant that it had eaten the other.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was horrifying. What burrow was that? Yonkers? Yonkers?

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Speaker 1: Is that a burrow? A burrow? The borrow of wiscons

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Speaker 1: What if it's a rat and a fur coat? That's

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Speaker 1: a square roll? All right? We got to get into

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Speaker 1: the Daniel report. Daniel, Yes, you're from the Bronx. What

509
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Speaker 1: kind of square rolls you have up to uptown? Squaw

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Speaker 1: Roz boogie downs, they've been in squad roll stole my hubcats? Alright?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? All right? So Philadelphia Eagles fans all

512
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Speaker 1: celebrated their Super Bowl win in their own way. What

513
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Speaker 1: one fan took it to another level and he ate

514
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Speaker 1: horse poop? I don't know. There was a clip of

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Speaker 1: it posted on Twitter. The guy was wearing an Eagles

516
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Speaker 1: jersey and he was making sure that his scarf didn't

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Speaker 1: touch the pile of poop. Let's make sure scarf doesn't

518
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Speaker 1: go in the poop, And then he took a mouthful

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Speaker 1: of poop and people were very excited that he was

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Speaker 1: doing it. I'm not going to post that for you.

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Speaker 1: What would he have done had they lost? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I am going to post for you. If

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Speaker 1: you go to our Elvis Durant Show Twitter account, Jason

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Speaker 1: al Dean posted a picture of a cheeto and he asks,

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Speaker 1: the cheeto? So that cheeto is at Elvis duran Show

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Speaker 1: on Twitter for you. We put that up there. You go,

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Speaker 1: let's see so. Kristen Bell says that one time she

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Speaker 1: was experiencing a potentially dangerous build up of milk in

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Speaker 1: been more in love in my life. And I totally

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Speaker 1: feel you, because when that milk builds up and you

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Speaker 1: feel like you're getting an infection, you don't care who's

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Speaker 1: on there getting it out. It can cause an infection.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'm sorry. I just woke up and realized

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if your milk

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Speaker 1: ducks get like all infected and clogged and oh yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, lots of stuff can happen. Problem. I

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Speaker 1: And in the hours after Logic performed his suicide prevention

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Speaker 1: Exactly Logic, what an incredible guy. We love that guy.

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Speaker 1: Fresh off the boat on Tonight This is Us on

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Speaker 1: Uh and see, I yes, and you know the normal stuff.

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Speaker 1: Next hour, we're gonna talk about Chloe Kardashian. Did we

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Speaker 1: leave Kylie's baby name? Hello Brandy? Hi? Hi, So what

562
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Speaker 1: animal attacked you? It was a chipmunk when I was

563
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Speaker 1: a kid. I was trying to save it from my

564
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Speaker 1: cat and it attacked you. It bit me on my

565
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Speaker 1: thumb and I had to beat it off the side

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Speaker 1: of the garage to get it off of my thumb.

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Speaker 1: I don't like animals because they always end violently. I know,

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? There's a chipmunk stuck to

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Speaker 1: my thumb. Was going to eat it. You were trying

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Speaker 1: to do a good thing for the little chip. I

571
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Speaker 1: was doing a good deed and the chipmunk attacked me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what? All right? Now? Mother nature? Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening. I hope you're okay now, Oh? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: thank you. And it traumatized you though, I'm sure, I mean, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Jen how are you good? How are you doing? Okay?

576
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: So you were attacked by a square roll, not a

577
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: square roll, and what happened? So my daughter goes to

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Speaker 1: the University of Tampa and my husband I are walking

579
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Speaker 1: around the campus. They're like, Wow, these squirrels are crazy.

580
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Speaker 1: They're going in and out of garbage cans and they

581
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Speaker 1: just have a lot of energy. And so we got

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Speaker 1: a sandwich when we sat down, were sitting at the

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Speaker 1: little table and the squirrel was sitting on top of

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Speaker 1: the garbage can and he's just staring at a staring us,

585
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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, he just pounced on it,

586
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 1: grabbed this part of the sandwich and took off the squirrel.

587
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Speaker 1: Still your sandwich. Oh my dad. They were very aggressive.

588
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: So it's not just the New York squirrels that are aggressive.

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00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: Just doesn't matter where they're raised. Those squirrels and Brooklyn,

590
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: they steal your slice of pizza, s slice, not some

591
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Speaker 1: victim blame, but had you put your name on it

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Speaker 1: to stop it? Okay? So I guess I'm just maybe

593
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: a lesson needed to it is pizza. That was a sandwich. Anyway, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. You gotta watch out for

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Speaker 1: those square rolls. We gotta take a break. This piz

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Speaker 1: or a sandwich. I'll take either right now. You'll find

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Speaker 1: a squirrel to go get you so much. Quite scary.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm not crazy. They used to run up

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Speaker 1: the trees and hide. Now they're in plain sight and

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Speaker 1: they will snounce under lunch. I'm telling you that is true.

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Speaker 1: I think they've gone balls over the last couple of years. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I really think so. Giant nuts. Can you hold on

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Speaker 1: a second, I gotta get Oh my god, everything my

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Speaker 1: tongue is like squirting. Can you keep down? People are

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Speaker 1: morning show. Thank you? H okay, so Amy in Marissa, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: so what are you doing scaring how to get close

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Speaker 1: to that microphone? No, you're getting close to the in

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Speaker 1: So Marissa, Yes, we'll start with you. What is your

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Speaker 1: Spell it for me s c O G N A

627
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Speaker 1: M I g L I oh. I know. At first

628
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: I was, well, like, it's Smilio in Italian, so it's

629
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: a lot prettier and it's like whatchered in English? It's English,

630
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: but it's a little girl. But you know what I'm saying.

631
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: As a little girl, when you're asked to spell your

632
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: last name, it must have it must have been a challenge, right, Yeah.

633
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: I have to older brothers and like my mom had

634
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: to come up with a really creative way for us

635
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: to spell it, because, like you're that little first grade

636
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to spell their last name. So she

637
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: actually made us learn how to spell it to the

638
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,479
Speaker 1: theme of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song. Okay, go ahead

639
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: and maybe maybe hear that. Yes, come on s c

640
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: O g N I A M I g l i

641
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:14,720
Speaker 1: O Scott namiglia. It was a ring to it. Yeah,

642
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: how did the teachers pronounce it at school? Oh? I'm

643
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: always mercass nothing else but Marissa and my friends just

644
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: called me scog all right, Okay, thank you. It's a

645
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: pleasure meeting you, just sc Yeah, thank you exactly. Now

646
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: do you know intern Amy very well? I mean we

647
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: met through this and I love her so far. Sons,

648
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: now your friends, okay, good, So do you want to

649
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: hear a little about Amy Amy? Do you want to

650
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: talk about this? Yes? So the other night you and

651
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: a friend you had the munchies. You wanted some cookies, Yes,

652
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: and we didn't know what else except in Salnia Cookies

653
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: because they're the only place that order is till about

654
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: three am. Yeah. By the way, in New York, you

655
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: can in Salnia Cookies. They'll deliver them to your house

656
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: in any hour of the day or no. I mean

657
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: it takes like an hour and a half, but whatever.

658
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: So I've never used Tinder or Bumble or any of

659
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: those weird dating apps because they freaked me out. But

660
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: my roommate does. So I was like, let me just

661
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: take your phone real quick, let me play around, let

662
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: me talk to people. So I message about like fifty

663
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: men um a copy based of the same message. It

664
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: sounds very weird. It was basically, hey, so this is

665
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: gonna sound so weird. But I mean my room may

666
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: have a bet going on to see who can get

667
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: the most money. Venmode to them just a dollar in

668
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: the next twenty minutes. Obviously I did it for like

669
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: sixty minutes um. But a few minutes goes by and

670
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: we're like, this is not gonna work, Like, no one's

671
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: gonna send us money. Why for cookies? Just for cookies.

672
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: But we didn't tell them that. So like three minutes

673
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: goes by and you just hear like kitching, like on

674
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: venmo ten dollars he person from one person. So I

675
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: was I was freaking out. One guy, one guy. A

676
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: few minutes goes by, two more dollars, another two minutes

677
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: goes by two dollars and then someone gave ten cents,

678
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: which is totally fine because we need a tax and tip.

679
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: But we like go in his profile and we see

680
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: that he's like wearing this waahap shirt which is our favorite.

681
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: Sure I'm trying to sounds like the all night Chinatown

682
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant. It's the best place ever. So we have

683
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: t shirts too. So we were like, oh, let's become

684
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: friends with this guy. Um, so he starts messaging us.

685
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, let's go next week, like dinner on me, Like,

686
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: I got you in your roommate, no problem. So now

687
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: we have a friend date next week with our new friends.

688
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: So I'm very excited. Buddy from Rando's free money leads

689
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: to free cookies, and now we have free off the

690
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: highly recommend I'm doing life all wrong. I didn't think

691
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: it was gonna work, but positivity, Well, make sure make

692
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: sure when you meet people you're safe. Make sure we'll

693
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: take your own MSG. They have plenty for you there

694
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 1: in some new cookies, fortune cookies. I love that. That's great,

695
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: so cool. I love both of you. Thank you so

696
00:38:55,160 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: much for bigger Marissa and Amy, just another day at

697
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: the office. I just like throwing your money. I need

698
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: money and now I'm getting waa hoop doesn't raise the bar, Dudes,

699
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: stop giving free money to random why it's fun. But

700
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: it's like, come on, what do you mean, come on,

701
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: it's it's all good humor. If you get afford ten bucks,

702
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: ten cents for the you know, for a laugh to it.

703
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: What the hell? I know? Remember when we had Wallop

704
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: and t went and got it was so good. They

705
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: they're like, they're open at the weirdest home. Yea. I

706
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: have a Wahop T shirt too. It's kind of a

707
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: weird New York thing. I think great teeth on us

708
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: all wall Hop T shirt? Woa hop. Hey have you

709
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: heard about what Doritos is going through with these chips. Yeah.

710
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: They released a statement last night. They're saying that, okay,

711
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: Doritos owned by PepsiCo. They're saying that women don't like

712
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: Doritos because they crunch too loudly and make a mess

713
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: with their fingers. So now they're now they have an

714
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: idea to launch new lady friendly tortilla chips will be

715
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: that will be quieter, less messy, will also come in

716
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: packages small enough to fit in handbags so so so

717
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: last night. So people freaked out Sunday and Monday, rightly so,

718
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: because you know, women moving forward all of a sudden,

719
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: shut up stuff eating loudly. Um So. The CEO released

720
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: an email last night saying the reporting on a specific

721
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: Dorito's product for female consumers is inaccurate. We already have

722
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: Doritos for women. They're called Doritos. However, the CEO did

723
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: say in this podcast that women would love to eat Doritos,

724
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: but don't. They don't like to crunch too loudly in public.

725
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: They don't lick their fingers, they don't like to pour

726
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: the little broken pieces into their mouths. Do you two

727
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: have a problem with Doritos? I have every flavor of

728
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: Dorito at home because my kids are obsessed Doritos, and

729
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: I get right in there and I'm crunching and licking fingers.

730
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: Do they make you feel less of a no, darling,

731
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: don't eat don't eat rats. They're not lady like. If

732
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: there are small bags that I can sneak into the

733
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: movie theater that I'm right, Look, okay, I don't understand it.

734
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: I just didos are Doritos? I mean? But now we

735
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: have women, Colonel Sanders. I'm kind of hot after that.

736
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: I just what's the singer's name? She's great. I think

737
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 1: that's fabulous that she's Colonel Sanders. I think like anything

738
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: specifically geared toward one gender or the other, unless it's

739
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: specifically has to do with a body part that only

740
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: you have, don't don't. There's no need. There's no need

741
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: for lady pens. There's no need for dude yogurt. There's

742
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: no need like yogurt. No, no, it's yogurt. Yea. There

743
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: is that is geared towards men. It is in black

744
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: containers and it's called like something double X or trip.

745
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 1: Really never heard of this yogurt yogurty Great tea, Great

746
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: Tea loves he loves to shave with products that are

747
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: geared toward women, like Femininist or something like that. What's

748
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: where is it? Where's my assistant? Hello? Where are you assistant? Greg? Yes, sir?

749
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: What what are those? What are the the shaving is

750
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: it a razor or the shaving cream that's geared toward women?

751
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: You use? I do love a skin timate. I love

752
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: the pair and the rain scented. Okay, but but they

753
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: are specifically geared toward women in their marketing campaign. Legitimately,

754
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: here's the Venus razor as well. Yes, yeah, yeah that

755
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: that that's that for real, that's all leg So I

756
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: do shave my whole entire body. Um so yeah, So

757
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: I take it from Trish. I'll go to the store

758
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: and I'll buy a whole entire thing of skin timate

759
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: of all the but I do like the one with

760
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: the lotion in it and softens my skin. Well, but

761
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: I just I still don't understand the concept of marketing

762
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: anything like now that razor or, I understand like sense,

763
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: you know, because you know some guys might not like

764
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: a floral scent maybe and a girl and I'll tell

765
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: you my son uses uh um, what the hell the

766
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: old spice. It's called swagger. I really don't want to

767
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: smell like that, but my son loves smelling like that. So, like,

768
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: you know, I could see sense, but products itself, like

769
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: can the difference. I would like to say, it is

770
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: slightly awkward for me when I use that skin tom

771
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: it if it's like you know, in a can with

772
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: flowers and like that what what I don't know? What

773
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: what tampons do you use That's what I feel like.

774
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm almost like a really in stealing churches products, but

775
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,479
Speaker 1: I need them. I do, so I still will buy

776
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: them because I don't, you know, I'm not really like

777
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 1: manly man. But you know, I think it's not It's

778
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: like it's not giving guys enough credit either. Like I

779
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: think that guys probably would be willing to use a

780
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: shave gel that has a lotion in it, and if

781
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: it was, if it was branded that way, I think

782
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: that you guys, it's not giving either gender enough credit.

783
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: I do have a killed green Lufa sponge. I like

784
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: that and nothing wrong with that. It doesn't make me

785
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: less of a man or more of a woman neither. Well,

786
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: thank you, Greg, we have to hang up on unit. Okay,

787
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm okay, thank you. What's up? I feel like these

788
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: the c e O s and marketers, they actually do

789
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: market research, and these are all based on pure statistics

790
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: and business decisions. If they found that less women in

791
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: their studies, we're eating less de ritos, why not try

792
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 1: and create a product that would appeal to them, like

793
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 1: for instance, Michaelo Ultra that clearly is a beer marketed

794
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: toward women. Right, absolutely it is, So why would why

795
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: is that a bad thing? You know, I'm not just

796
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 1: think with his comments. I think it's a bad thing

797
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: when it's it was a woman who made the comments

798
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: to which is what's crazy. But I think it's it's

799
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: when you just make a decision about what women want

800
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 1: without that research, and I don't she did. The CEO

801
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: didn't make any mention of like we've done research and

802
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: discovered that women don't like this. It's just these broad

803
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: sweeping generalizations of like, ladies want something that fits in

804
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: their posses. They don't want to bank a crunching noise,

805
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: ladies don't crunch, Ladies who lunch don't don't crunch. Yeah,

806
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: I think it's funny to me. I don't know. I

807
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Brogert, I'm gonna I'm gonna

808
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: quit some Brokert. That just sounds bad. Hey, Nate, when

809
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: does she come over tonight? Just have a little broker,

810
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: let's have a party. We only have one spoon. If

811
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Do you know my hand

812
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 1: reaches for deodorant that are like dark colors, like blacks

813
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 1: and blues and browns. That's because because that's the colors

814
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: that I want to say, because it looks manly. It's

815
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's totally subconscious. Keep in mind,

816
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: we've been raised in a culture that says that those

817
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: colors are more manly. If you raised in a culture

818
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: where it was decided that pink was really madly, you

819
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: would be automatically teaching for paints. I can tell you

820
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: my easy bake of on his pink. Yes, I think

821
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: that man looks so good in pink. I love it

822
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: and purple. I love pink and purple and guys. Back

823
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: in the day, blue was considered um feminine and pink

824
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: was masculine because pink was close to red, which was

825
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: aggressive color, and the virgin Mary was always seen as

826
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: wearing blue, and so blue was seen as a very

827
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: feminine color. I want some Brokert. Hello, Tony, how are

828
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: you doing doing okay? Remember that commercial that was out

829
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: years ago for Secret deodorant, Yes, showing enough for a

830
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 1: man but made for a woman. That's right? Wow? What years?

831
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: This is that? Funny? That wasn't long ago? My brother,

832
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: my brother uses that all the time, and we always

833
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: called him, you know, call him a little girl because

834
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Speaker 1: he used a Secret. But you have to use it

835
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Speaker 1: one time because we went out and it actually worked.

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Speaker 1: It does work. It's enough for a man, but it's

837
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Speaker 1: made for a woman. Thank you very much, have a

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00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: great day, thing for listening to us. All right, let's

839
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Speaker 1: get into your headlines from Benthane is strong enough for

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Speaker 1: a man, but she's made for a woman. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what that means. I'm wearing Men's deodorant because they

842
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Speaker 1: didn't have my brand. My brand is Men's deotorant too,

843
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: but it's like a unscented They didn't have that, so

844
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Speaker 1: I smell like I'm I don't know what I'm meaning

845
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: because I'm I find myself strangely attracted to you. Pray

846
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Speaker 1: that I just like did over my whole chat in

847
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Speaker 1: the wind. Alright, alright, let's get into your headlines. Why

848
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: do you have going on? Do you have any money

849
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: in the stock market? Now you don't, thank you? What

850
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: else is going on? The House Intelligence Committee is voting

851
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: to release the Democratic memo challenging Republican findings about reported

852
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: surveillance abuses. So now it's up to President Trump as

853
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: to whether that memo gets released. City officials in Philly

854
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: are stocking up on Chris go and they're going to

855
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Speaker 1: grease those polls because Philly's have their parade celebrating the

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Speaker 1: eagles awesome Super Bowl win. This Thursday is going to

857
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Speaker 1: start around eleven am. Nate, why don't we get together

858
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: this weekend and eat some brokert and put some Crisco

859
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: on poles. Back to you, some good old family. We've

860
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: got a busy day ahead. Bethany, what are you playing?

861
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: Bethany's playing stuff. I like when you bring sound into

862
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: your news. Back to the news. All right, did you

863
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: hear yesterday about the CNN employee who found top secret

864
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: anti terrorism documents related to the Super Bowl in the

865
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: seat bat pocket of a commercial plane. They were supposed

866
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Speaker 1: to have been shredded by the employee, but instead they

867
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Speaker 1: were accidentally left on the plane next to the barth bagh.

868
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath.

869
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Speaker 1: There you go, just calm right down. It's gonna be okay,

870
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Speaker 1: because if you don't breathe, you don't have oxygen go

871
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Speaker 1: into your brain. You can't think. So there you go,

872
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: now feel better. And Japanese scientists have discovered a potential

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Speaker 1: cure for baldness. McDonald's French fries. You're something greedy and

874
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: the fries that grow hair on your hit. Yeah, they

875
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Speaker 1: said a chemical used in the oil that cooks the

876
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Speaker 1: fries can be used as a base to grow hair,

877
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Speaker 1: follicle to cool down a little bit tallow on my head.

878
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Speaker 1: They said they're going to investigate it further. They're really

879
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Speaker 1: encouraged by the results. You never know, man, Thank you

880
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: whatever it takes. I have a little spot. I'll try anything. Hey,

881
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: what are we doing with the phone tap? Who's doing

882
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: the phone tap? Today's Today? It belongs to daniel all right,

883
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 1: you're spinning apple all over. You're like a machine gun

884
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: of apple. Danielle has a phone tap for you coming

885
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: up next. Follow Elvis on Twitter at Elvis Sturran. This

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Speaker 1: Terms apply. I know, I know, I don't know a

892
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: lot about it, but I know that it was a

893
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: bad day on Wall Street yesterday stocks are down. They're

894
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: saying they went way way down. And then then you

895
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: hear stories on the news they say it's just a correction.

896
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: It happens all the time it needs or some people

897
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: are like in panic mode and they lost a lot

898
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: of money. I don't know, but you know who really

899
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: really is truly spot on when it comes to the

900
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: stock market. Great, Oh, he's spot on, you know he Uh,

901
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: he's gonna come in a few minutes and help us

902
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: figure this out. Yes, roundhead, Blue Horseshoe loves anna cut steel.

903
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Just remember that. What

904
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: what straighten it? What's he's saying? He's giving a line

905
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: from Wall Street the movie with Michael Douglas. That's a

906
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: line from a movie money Never sleeps? All right? All right? So,

907
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: so when did you become so so knowledgeable about Wall

908
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: Street investments and stuff like that. I mean, well, a

909
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: few years ago I tried to be a day trader.

910
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: So what I was doing was you had that work

911
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: out for you. I mean I didn't really make much,

912
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: but you know, money is funny, you know money is funny.

913
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: Well I did learn was, you know, the most valuable

914
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: commodity that I really know is information and um, for instance,

915
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: let's just look at things up. Wait, hold on, we

916
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: need to do the phone tip. Okay, what do you

917
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: want me to do? I have Gordon Gecko on the line.

918
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: I have to go tell him and then on the line.

919
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: So give me one good stock tip. I mean, if

920
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: if I'm going to enter the stock market and I

921
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: need to know something, give me like a stock market

922
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: for dummies tip. Um, well, okay, I mean, well let's see.

923
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: Um well, the main thing about money, Elvis, to be

924
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: honest with you, is that money makes you do things

925
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: you don't want to do. You know what I would

926
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: say is like bigcoin right now is well out of

927
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: your price range. That's bitcoin, right so but very so

928
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: called ripple. I just found out what's Ripple. Yeah, I

929
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: don't know x r P. It's sold less than a penny.

930
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you'd buy that, but um,

931
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: well I guess you it's it's it costs less than

932
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: a penny. Yeah, it's right, less than a penny. You

933
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: cut this penny in half. I'd like to buy one

934
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: share of Ripple, but I have Trivago. You can get

935
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: Trivago that one actually, and after hours trading one up

936
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: another thirty cents, So that was a share right now.

937
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: You can get that. But I do have my eyes

938
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: set on one little one here. Um, don't hold me

939
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: to it, but I do like this one. And if

940
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna gamble the stock market, let me know how

941
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: you do. It's called Chesapeake Chesapeake Energy h K. They're

942
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: into exploration and development of properties for production of oil

943
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 1: and natural gas. And that's at three oh nine today

944
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: right now. I like that one. Why do you like

945
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: that one? I don't understand. I don't understand this really

946
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: on my watch list over here, I have it's under

947
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: my ya who watch list? I have? How's I heart doing?

948
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: I heart that wall? You know that you want to

949
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: tell you the good side of the bed side. That

950
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: is what I hear. Nothing but we gotta go. So

951
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 1: so you're telling me that the stock market isn't down,

952
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,720
Speaker 1: well you know what you Some say down. I say sale.

953
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: It's on sale. It's it's they're they're having a sale.

954
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: It's like it's like sale one percentage. Did it go

955
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: down yesterday four four points something? Four point six or seven?

956
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: Have two point six down yesterday five points it's the

957
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,959
Speaker 1: biggest point loss in the US history. So you're saying

958
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: it's proportionate because there's more points now than there have

959
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: been in the past. That's the percentage wise, there's been

960
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: percentage drops like this in the past. It's it's way

961
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: up now it's going down, all right. My assistant Bud

962
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: Fox has working with me right now, okay, and right

963
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: now I'm looking at I like it. Also, here's another

964
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: one called Nokia Corp. Nokia Corp Is at five thirty two,

965
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: and at pre market it's at five thirty nine. So

966
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 1: that's a little bit of a bargain for five bucks.

967
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: You can't go wrong, right, I don't know what. I

968
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: just don't know what it means. Right. We gotta we

969
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 1: gotta go I really, I really think we. I don't

970
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: think we should be doing anything in the stock market.

971
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: We have no knowledge whatsoever. I know nothing about stocks.

972
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: But stock market is it down? It's just on sale.

973
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: I don't think t has realized that you do buy

974
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: more than one SHARE's just one share at a time.

975
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: But that's a big problem. If you buy a lot,

976
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: then you're gonna lose a lot. We're all good, alright,

977
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: just one share of what can go wrong after the

978
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: phone tap, I'm gonna give you some tips. No, no,

979
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: I think you've really done enough. Okay, but by the way,

980
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: you're my assistant. You're supposed to take my dog to

981
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: the groomer and you're supposed to What else are you doing?

982
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: There's a lot going on, man, I don't know you

983
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: so very busy. We gotta go all right? Oh my,

984
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: look at that Apple? How much is apple of this company? Apple?

985
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: It would be something one day. It's a hundred and

986
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: fifty six dollars a share for me. Go buy some

987
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: rippling Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone to Daniel, what's about?

988
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: Daniel says that my boyfriend parks his car and in

989
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 1: a legal spot and you should just call and mess

990
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: with him. So that so we do. That's it. What

991
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: happened happens? Here we go? Hello, some dames is called

992
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: like yelling at me and stuff on the phone. Oh,

993
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: she didn't want to leave me her name or nothing.

994
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: She was like complaining about, you know, how we park

995
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: and how we're not supposed to be parking there anyways,

996
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: she'd calling me again. The speaking lady quotacost to us.

997
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: She's arrassing. I'm an answer. I just want you to

998
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: listen to her how she talks. Okay, so you can

999
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: hear her, all right, hold on hello, hello, fine, have

1000
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: you getting in touch with him yet? Yes? I have. Okay,

1001
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: this needs to be rectified. Okay, well he's on the

1002
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,879
Speaker 1: other line now. Anyways, what's the problem with my car?

1003
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: You're parking in a spot that's not a spot. But

1004
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: how is that affecting you? It's affecting me because if

1005
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: you can do it, then how come everybody else in

1006
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: the neighborhood can't do it? Everybody else does do it

1007
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: on our block. No they don't, Yes they do know,

1008
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: they don't, Yes, they do know, they don't. Hey, lady,

1009
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: be quiet. I'm talking to him now. Hey hey, hey, hey, hey,

1010
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: let me talk to him. Listen. You know where I am,

1011
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: You know where my partner is. I have nothing more

1012
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: to say to you. You got a problem, you come

1013
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 1: to deal with me. No, you need to talk to me,

1014
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: because here's what you want. Nobody. Why is your car

1015
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: so precious because you've got a W What excuse me?

1016
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: What has nothing to do with with the BMW? I

1017
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: have two other cars that I parked here. Has nothing

1018
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: to do with the BMW. Yeah, but the BMW is

1019
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: the one you take care of the most because that's

1020
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: your baby. Ton Ugly ask car anyway, Ugly ask car

1021
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: sounds like jealousy to me. I don't understand why you

1022
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 1: can't just park where everybody else parked, because I don't

1023
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: care who you are, and you need to stop calling

1024
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: and stay out of my business already. It's very simple.

1025
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: All you have to do is get in there, put

1026
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: the key in the ignition, turn the key on, and

1027
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 1: move the car. Well. Thanks, thanks for the breakdown on

1028
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: how to move the car. I'm concerned for your Well,

1029
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: don't be concerned. I don't. And what are you gonna

1030
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: do if something happens to your car while it's parked there? Well,

1031
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: I'll deal with that when that time comes. I don't

1032
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: want the tires to be I don't want that. Lets

1033
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: something happen. That's a threat. I don't want the paint

1034
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: to be scratched. Let something happen, and that's a threat.

1035
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 1: I don't want the window to be smashed. Okay, Well,

1036
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: well you know what, I don't have tipness because I

1037
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: might work. Okay, Hey, thank you anyway, Like I was saying,

1038
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: list Okay, I'm still not talking to Okay, who talking

1039
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 1: to him? What do you mean? I got at work? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You at work? Yeah? Called you from you? Come home

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Speaker 1: from work? Yeah? Stop buy the house. What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do to me? I want to see I want

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Speaker 1: to see you. That's all I want to do. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you I'm much hotter than the woman that's on

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Speaker 1: the phone that keeps interrupting. You think so, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know so baby. That's a reveence. It doesn't matter. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. And you know what, if

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Speaker 1: I was fighting right now, that's very good. I'm hanging up.

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Speaker 1: Good don't hang up, sir. Yeah, oh thank you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but sir, goodbye. I'm going to be serious. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: this is really a phone tap. My name is Daniel

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Speaker 1: Manaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you

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Speaker 1: just got phone tap. I could never get to you.

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Speaker 1: That was so weird. That was a weird phone tap.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say after a while, so

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Speaker 1: I was just like, let's see a stay on the phone.

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Speaker 1: That was awesome. Great job. If you have an idea

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Speaker 1: in that case, no one had an idea. They just

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Speaker 1: Use the code Elvis at check Elvis ran in the

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Speaker 1: morning show. So we were talking to our friends Z.

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01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: She's a good friend of ours. She also happens to

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Speaker 1: be a bartender aton where we have lunch and drink

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Speaker 1: every day. Anyway, I go there with my I go

1093
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Speaker 1: there with my work husband. Who's your work husband? Straight name?

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01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: That's me. You're my work wife. Wait wait, I'm the wife.

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01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: I'll be with the work wife. You've met Z before,

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01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: right frog. I mean she's Z is awesome. I love

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Speaker 1: her and she's listening right now. Hey girl, But you

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Speaker 1: know what she said? She told us a story yesterday

1099
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 1: or two days ago. It made me laugh so hard

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01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: she injured herself. She basically said, have you ever injured

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Speaker 1: yourself recreating a movie scene? Because she was recreating that

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Speaker 1: scene in The Matrix where Trinity jumps from rooftop to

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01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: rooftop and she was jumping from bed to bed and

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Speaker 1: missed the bed and hurt herself bad. So, have you

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Speaker 1: ever been re enacting a scene from a movie and

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Speaker 1: you hurt yourself? Yeah? Oh yeah. My very favorite scene

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Speaker 1: in a movie ever is at the beginning of Underworld,

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01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: the first Underworld, when Selene came Beck and Sale is

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01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,959
Speaker 1: at the top of the building talking about the ancient

1110
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Speaker 1: blood feud blah blah blah, and then she jumps off

1111
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: the building. Story story, story, story, all the way down,

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01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: lands on one niece, ends up, and walks away. It's

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Speaker 1: just the most beautiful thing. So I was telling my

1114
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: family about it. I'm like, it's so amazing, and I

1115
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: couldn't find the clip online and so I just went

1116
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: to my family's couch, which people were sitting on so

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01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 1: it was balanced, and I stood on the back of it,

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01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, and then she just walk walk, walk,

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Speaker 1: and I was about to jump, and it was a

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Speaker 1: split level, so I sort of landed on the staircase

1121
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: on the other side and sort of cracked my ankle

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Speaker 1: a little bit. But you were expertly recreating a scene

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Speaker 1: from a movie. Yes, and you end up the boo

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01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: boo yourself scary. Now has a different one and it

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01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: doesn't involve jumping. Yeah, this is just remember that movie

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Speaker 1: Body of Evidence where they had they did the sex

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01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: scene when they dripped hot candle wax on each other

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah. I had severe burns in my chest

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01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: for months doing that early two thousands, and it was

1130
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,959
Speaker 1: just not cool. Don't try this at home, kids, because

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01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: you had a chest hair and it like lit it

1132
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: on fire. Yes, on my chest. Were you actually in

1133
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: the throes of passion and someone dripping hot candle lacks

1134
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 1: on your chest? Yes, And there's nothing more than a

1135
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: mood killer like that, just totally just smood killer. Did

1136
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: you start screaming? Yes, think about it. It's hot candle.

1137
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Speaker 1: But they got away with it in the film. It

1138
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Speaker 1: looked so sexy in the movie. Is the hair hold on?

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Speaker 1: I have questions? Have questions? Yes, did you ask was

1140
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Speaker 1: it your idea? Like? Did you ask this person like

1141
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 1: here put this candle on melt the wax and poured

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Speaker 1: on me. Did you pour it on yourself? No? She

1143
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 1: poured on me because I refused to do the pottery

1144
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 1: scene from Ghosts. Everywhere. No one's gonna get hurt doing

1145
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: the pottery scene from Ghosts Luga Potter's wheel all the

1146
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Speaker 1: way over to your house and you said no. It

1147
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: was just it was like, I don't want to give

1148
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: my hands fill. That's disgusting. Okay, wells pour hot candle wax.

1149
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: So people are texting in some kid got hurt doing

1150
01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: the karate kid crane kick hit on any Wait? Wait

1151
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: the dirty dancing lift dance that I told you should

1152
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 1: do that only in a pool, The dirty dancing lift,

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01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: the commercial list, Oh that's great. What's scary? I burnt

1154
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Speaker 1: my nose with a marshmallow like in the movie Dennis

1155
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: the Menace. I don't know you catch them on fire.

1156
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: The thing is that we want to re enact these

1157
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 1: movie scenes, and those are done by stunt people. Sometimes,

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Speaker 1: you know, you gotta keep the night. What line is

1159
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Speaker 1: you on right here? Hello? Kelly? Hi Kelly? What scene

1160
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Speaker 1: were you acting out? The list and dirty dancing? Oh?

1161
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: You were doing the lift and dirty dancing? Now, who

1162
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 1: was who was lifting you or you were lifting someone

1163
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,919
Speaker 1: my my friend's cousin, and it just did not end well.

1164
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: We did too much to drink and space plants. See

1165
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: that's the problem a lot of times. It's not just

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Speaker 1: the activity, it's that you think you can do it

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01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: because you've been drinking. Oh yeah, I was confident that

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01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: we were doing it. And then they did. In Crazy

1169
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: Stupid Love. Ryan Gosling did it with um yeah, so

1170
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I can do it too. Didn't Elien

1171
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: Odell Beckham do it in the commercial during the Super Bowl?

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Speaker 1: They did? They did the lift. If they can do it,

1173
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: you can do it. Don't give up. And I'm sure

1174
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Speaker 1: it's different on the set of the movie than in

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01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: real life, old supervision the video of it, but it

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Speaker 1: got lost and I'm really sad about that. Well, thank you,

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01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you lived to see another day, because

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01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,959
Speaker 1: that's a very dangerous thing. Wait a second, I've got uh.

1179
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Speaker 1: It's all these dance scenes people are re enacting. They

1180
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: were getting them crazy hurt. What Shannon, what happened to you? What?

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Speaker 1: What scene were you re enacting? Hi? Me and my

1182
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 1: best friend in eighth grade spent all day learning the

1183
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: dance off scene from White Chicks. Okay, we went. We

1184
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: went to our eighth grade dance and they had a

1185
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: dance off, so naturally we had to do it. And

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01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: I flipped her like they do in the scene, and

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01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: I ended up shattering her heels. But we did win

1188
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: the dance up. Sometimes you gotta work hard to win

1189
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 1: these things exactly. Thank you win. So it's done. Thank you, Shannon.

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01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: There was a little little pain, but we're good. What's up, Garrett?

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01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: All right? Ten years old? I got twenty stitches in

1192
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 1: my knee because I went up to Lake Placid. My

1193
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: favorite movie of all time still is is Cool Runnings.

1194
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: And up in Lake Placid they had the Winter Olympics

1195
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 1: so you could re enact the Bob Sled. Right. I

1196
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: got up, feel the rhythm, feel the rhymes, pushed the

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Speaker 1: Bob Sled, slid face first down the runway. Corny stitches

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Speaker 1: in my knee, all because I wanted to relive Cool

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Speaker 1: running scene. How many stitches? Stitches? Not good? Hello is

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01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: this Sarah? It is Alvin. Good morning. So you broke

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01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 1: a bed post? Do you remember this movie? True lies?

1202
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee Curtis sexy swinging around? Wow, I was trying

1203
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: to do that for my boyfriend, and I was swinging

1204
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: around on the bed post on vacation, so it wasn't

1205
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 1: our bed and it broke and I went flying across

1206
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: the room. You broke a bedpost? What sort of injury

1207
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: did you get? I actually just ended up falling down

1208
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: and hurting my arm. But it was like insane. I

1209
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: was panicking because we were on vacation. It was insane,

1210
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: but it was a lot of fun and definitely memorable.

1211
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: I love you know. Look, we get injured every day

1212
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: doing things. I mean, yesterday, Alex he cut himself and

1213
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: started bleeding when he flushed the toilet and we're still

1214
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how that happened. But when you're

1215
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: re enacting a scene, that's a whole different world. Thanks

1216
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Hello, Lucas, Hey what's going on?

1217
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: So you were pretending to be Spider Man? Yes, I

1218
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 1: think I was ten years old. We were just building

1219
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: the framework to a treehouse, so I decided, Hey, I

1220
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: might as well be Spider Man. I just saw the

1221
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: movie because I had my birthday at the cinema, and

1222
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: I was climbing across the framework of this treehouse and

1223
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: I've just gotten out of the pool, so I just

1224
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: had a bathing suit on and I jump off of

1225
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: the treehouse thinking I'm Spider Man and try to hug

1226
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: onto a pine tree and I don't have the strength

1227
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: or the grip at that age to hold on, so

1228
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 1: I just slid down like a fire pole and the

1229
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 1: bark kind of shredded me up, painful. I just wanted

1230
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 1: to be Spider Man. There's not asking for much. I

1231
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 1: tried it last month with a T shirt on it. It

1232
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 1: It actually worked better. So yeah, okay, but you tried

1233
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 1: it again, which is amazing. You had to prove to

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01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: yourself you could do it. Yeah. I don't know if

1235
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 1: anybody's done the Spider Man kiss upside down in the

1236
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: rain and had like rangle up their notes and started joking,

1237
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:47,280
Speaker 1: which I like to try that too. Hello Jen, Hi,

1238
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: are you were doing well? So which movie scene were

1239
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 1: you re enacting? We were just trying to be like

1240
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: the cheerleaders and bring it on and do a fun stunt.

1241
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: Keep in mind we are nuteer leaders. And I ended, yeah,

1242
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: wasn't the best choice, but I thought I could do it.

1243
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 1: I know, but you tried your best. Thanks for listening.

1244
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 1: To us, what's that? Remember the time we had Greg

1245
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: tea lick a frozen pole like they did in a

1246
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: Christmas story That didn't turn out. That's a part of

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Speaker 1: his tongue is still there. I went, So, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to reenact this, uh, this scene from a nature documentary.

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Speaker 1: I saw it's called the Lion King. So I got

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Speaker 1: trampled by hyenas and it happened. It wasn't good. I

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Speaker 1: lost a leg trying to reenact Jaws. Yes, hello, Eddie. Hey,

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Speaker 1: so you were which scene from Home Alone? Were you

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Speaker 1: acting out? What? So? I was acting out the scene

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Speaker 1: where the paint cans were thrown at Harry and Marv

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Speaker 1: on the stairs. Yeah. No, it was crazy because I

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Speaker 1: I mean I was maybe seven or eight. Um So

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Speaker 1: I instead of paint cans, I used a baseball bat

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Speaker 1: because we didn't have pink cans. And um so, I

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Speaker 1: tied a string to the pink can or to the

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Speaker 1: baseball bat, and I threw it across the sail railing.

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Speaker 1: And little did I know, my father was walking up

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Speaker 1: the stairs when it happened, and you got cracked right

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Speaker 1: in the middle of his forehead. And so, but the

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Speaker 1: only way to get out of that is. Look, I

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Speaker 1: was just re enacting a scene from home alone. How

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Speaker 1: did that work out? But round it for a month?

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Speaker 1: Thank there you go. Thanks for listening. So next time,

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Speaker 1: next time you decided to re enact a scene from

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Speaker 1: your favorite movie, understand there could be a price to pay. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love this text message call me about a hippotie

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Speaker 1: hop accident Titanic on the front of the boat we

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Speaker 1: hit rough water, lost my balance, seven st seventeen stitches

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Speaker 1: in my chin. I love fun with sound effects Titanic

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Speaker 1: flutes and a falling downstairs. Ratings gold. It's so funny

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Speaker 1: when you think about doing these things, it really does

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Speaker 1: seem like it's gonna all work out. I'm still firmly

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Speaker 1: convinced that I could run along the top of a

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Speaker 1: moving train and jump from car to car. Sure another text,

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Speaker 1: I can't. I grew up with I got burned on

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Speaker 1: his scrow to him because he tried to pull his

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Speaker 1: underwear out of his pants like Zoolander during the dance off. Fine,

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Speaker 1: let me talk to Kristin. Hello Kristen, Hey, Oh that's

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Speaker 1: how are you doing doing? Okay? So what movie were

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Speaker 1: you what scene were you re enacting? Dicky shades of gray? Okay,

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Speaker 1: which one? Which scene? I was crawl do try and

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Speaker 1: do the sexy crawl on top of the bed. And

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Speaker 1: I just rearranged my furniture so my dresser was empty

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Speaker 1: at the end of my bed. And when I put

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Speaker 1: my knee up on it to do the sexy crawl,

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Speaker 1: the dresser fell on me and I broke my pel

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Speaker 1: It broke your what Telvis? Oh my goodness, I'm sexy

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Speaker 1: about that. There was nothing sexy from the aftermath of that.

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Speaker 1: A fifty shades of black and blue and green. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Christen, thank you so in closing again, don't

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Speaker 1: do it well, no, I mean you give it a shot. No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. Would't get married. The sexy crawl.

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Speaker 1: Do the sexy crawl. He used to do that when

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Speaker 1: he was Michael Jacox. Remember that you've got tipped extra

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Speaker 1: big those nights and he did the sexy crawl. Michael

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Speaker 1: jay Cox. The Danielle Report, Danielle, what's going all right?

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Speaker 1: So God's Plan by Drake is number one on the

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Speaker 1: Hot one hund for a second straight wee. Congratulations there.

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Speaker 1: Did you see what Drake did yesterday? Yeah's just cool. Yesterday.

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Speaker 1: So Drake yesterday stopped by mine and he's senior high

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Speaker 1: school here in South Florida and donated twenty five dollars

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Speaker 1: so they'll get uniforms and all kinds of good stuff.

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Speaker 1: And he filmed his music video for God Plan I

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Speaker 1: love It is just out of the stop by. Let's

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Speaker 1: just stop by. Mind me sing your high school is awesome? Yesterday.

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Speaker 1: That's a sweetheart. So let's talk about Kylie Jenner. We

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Speaker 1: don't know the baby's name yet, but the floral design

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Speaker 1: from Chloe Kardashian arrived in the shape of the letter C.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thanking the baby. They starts with the letter C.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll know. We'll figure it out eventually. Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Lawrence was flying from New Orleans to Los Angeles and

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Speaker 1: she convinced the flight attendant to use the intercom. She

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Speaker 1: told the passengers, everybody, this is not the pilot speaking.

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Speaker 1: This is Jennifer Lawrence. It's Super Bowl Sunday. We all

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Speaker 1: know what that means. Can I please just get a

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Speaker 1: fly Eagles fly? Yeah? Uh. Dancing with the Stars, one

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Speaker 1: of their tour buses was involved in a fatal multi

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Speaker 1: car accident in a snowstorm in Iowa. Nobody from the

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Speaker 1: tour suffered anything more than minor injuries, thank goodness, but

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Speaker 1: it was not not a good situation. Um. And let's

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Speaker 1: see the Super Bowl we know was happening in Atlanta

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Speaker 1: next year, right, So Bruno Mars wants the NFL to

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Speaker 1: pick hip hop artists from the area for the halftime show.

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Speaker 1: We don't know if they're going to go with his idea,

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Speaker 1: but we will keep you posted and let you know. Tonight.

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Speaker 1: You have a fresh off the boat you've got This

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Speaker 1: is us Allen's Game of Games is on and also

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Speaker 1: the series from Me of Bethany and Frederick Over on Bravo.

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Speaker 1: Is it Frederick the real estate Guy? Frederick? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think it's okay whatever you want to call it

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Speaker 1: real estate. Can you hold on a second? I got

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Everything My tongue is like, say, can

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Speaker 1: you keep it down? People are listening Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. So American Express and Hilton have great

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Speaker 1: enter and get rules and check out card benefits. Terms

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Speaker 1: apply for millions of morning radio fans. His voice is

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Speaker 1: instantly recognizable. That's the power of Satan. That's very funny.

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Speaker 1: Makes me feel better just to turn on and listen.

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Speaker 1: You just freaking losing. Everything's so random, funny? Bring up, Greg,

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Speaker 1: stand up? Stand are you stuck to the grill? Work?

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Speaker 1: It makes my day better? Bet today is gonna kick

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Speaker 1: the door down? She kicks at least rain show. What

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Speaker 1: the hell I was saying? Greg? T are you stuck

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Speaker 1: to the grill? Stand up? What was that time Lady

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Speaker 1: Gaga was wearing the meat dress we had to re

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Speaker 1: enacted with a skirt steak and he started to cook

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Speaker 1: it on the He's wearing a skirt steak and he

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Speaker 1: was sitting on the George Foreman grill? What are we

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Speaker 1: doing with our lives? People? And then Bethany's kicking down

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Speaker 1: a door? Can do that again? Yeah, there's a door,

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Speaker 1: go kick it down. Well, welcome to the day. Hey,

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Speaker 1: five seconds of summer. We're hearing words that they have

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Speaker 1: new music coming out. That's just out of control, phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: You're making hand signals to me, Nate, I can't what

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Speaker 1: are they coming in? Five Seconds of Summer? Coming in today?

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Speaker 1: I try to steal a vestba with one of them?

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Speaker 1: Did yeah that Miami with the party? Yeah that was

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Speaker 1: a crazy party. What do you do last night? Stole

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Speaker 1: a vest but with one of the members of five

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Speaker 1: Seconds of Summer. By the way, they don't want to

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Speaker 1: be called five Sauce anymore. It don't do it? Oh, nope, don't.

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Speaker 1: It's now time for I'm thinking of a fabric. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a fabric. Why are we playing? No,

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Speaker 1: we can't play that. My chunky peanut butter English muffin

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Speaker 1: just arrived. It gets into the nooks and cranny. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you want to go back to I'm thinking of a fabric.

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Speaker 1: Why are you making fun of my my peanut butter

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Speaker 1: on my on my English muffin? Because we wanted to talk?

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Speaker 1: Did this make it on the fifteen minute Morning Show?

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Speaker 1: It didn't. We were going to talk on the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute Morning Show. But someone made a really gross comparison

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Speaker 1: to something and English muffins with peanut butter on that.

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Speaker 1: It looks like baby pooh? Is that what it looks like? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: eat it first, then we'll tell you far as we

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Speaker 1: need to go so, but I know it's not babe pooh,

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Speaker 1: I love eat it first and then we'll let you know.

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Speaker 1: It looks like baby nothing. That stuff doesn't discuss me

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Speaker 1: anyway back to I'm thinking about fabric. Gosh, i'm your host,

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Speaker 1: me all right? Hands on buzzers que talent, ue talent,

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Speaker 1: who wants even get one? Guess I'm thinking, no, you're

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Speaker 1: not going to give a hint a fabric. Cotton, Oh,

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Speaker 1: cotton is pretty wide, but it is a fabric. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is, it's not, it's not. I'm not thinking of cotton, felt,

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Speaker 1: felt felt, no, silk, cord Roy. Yes, I was thinking

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Speaker 1: of Carter Roy. Froggies are winners. What do I win?

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Speaker 1: We play again? I mean, how much attraction attraction good

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Speaker 1: can we get off playing? I'm thinking of a fabric.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like that wouldn't really quickly. And maybe

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Speaker 1: if you're driving in your car you'd like to play along,

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Speaker 1: but people are actually calling in to play. I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: of a fabric. Should I play another game? All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of what give me something to think about?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of of a sauce of Chris. How are

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Speaker 1: you Chris? I hear you breathing, Chris. Is that you? Yeah, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a sauce. Yeah, what sauce? Am I

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Speaker 1: thinking of? Oh? Any descriptions? No, that's a it's a sauce, Alfred.

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Speaker 1: That's why? Can we can we play? I'm thinking of

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Speaker 1: something on the Thanksgiving Day table? Hold on one second,

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Speaker 1: we gotta play another. That's a mouthful. Okay, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: guess poison a poison sauce. I'm thinking about jumping on

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Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving table, not Alfredo. We've been there, done, cranberry

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Speaker 1: sauce in the can Alicia, Alicia Danielle is thinking of

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Speaker 1: something on the Thanksgiving table? What is she thinking of?

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Speaker 1: Potato capital so close? Sorry, have a good day, guy,

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Speaker 1: Where do they win? I don't know. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what we're doing. I'm afraid to eat this chunky

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Speaker 1: peanut butter. Can you say I'm thinking of a Victorian undergarmen? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a mammal. I'm thinking of a cereal.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a cereal. Is a good line? You

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Speaker 1: want to do it? Yeah, I'm thinking of a cereal.

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Speaker 1: I knew what she was thinking about on the Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: was corn bread. This is I'm thinking of a Cereal berry. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, flint stones, the one

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Speaker 1: you have, pretty pebbles, that's your crutch, cabin crunch, crossed flakes, votes,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Cereal. Come on, Nate, no cookie crisp

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Speaker 1: looking in toast crunch, no luck, no fruit loop. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you were so close with fruity pebbles, but fruity pebbles

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Speaker 1: are not fruit loops loops the volure of Cereal world.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a color of vlure purple, a pizza topping,

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Speaker 1: thinking of a pizza topic, sausage? Why not? Why not sausage?

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Speaker 1: Let's play another game called why not sausage? All right,

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Speaker 1: you're kind of wondering, how do I get a job

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Speaker 1: where I can sit in a room full of crazy

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Speaker 1: people and play stupid games? Well you technically can. You can?

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Speaker 1: This could be your This could be your world we're

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Speaker 1: living in now, straight and Ate. Yeah, not really. They're

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Speaker 1: they're comparing this chunky peanut butter to some substance which

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Speaker 1: sounds gross and it's so vile. I don't know whatever

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Speaker 1: I mean. This is delicious, this peanut butter. What is it?

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Speaker 1: Scottie Jeff. Oh, it's Jim thinking of a peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: Is it just smoother chunky because it's it's Peter Pan

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Speaker 1: give give peanut butter. I know the guy who invented it.

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Speaker 1: It's a gift. I don't know. So okay, so let's

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Speaker 1: talk about Garrett for just a moment. You have a son.

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Speaker 1: He is held and a half to and half, but

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Speaker 1: you just your your wife Ali just gave birth to

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Speaker 1: a beautiful baby girl. But see, you don't really know

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Speaker 1: about girls like boys because you're a boy. I'm learning

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Speaker 1: as i'm going, and it's interesting to find out. Like

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Speaker 1: I think, the main thing I've learned, the saying is

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Speaker 1: back to front, right, that's how you you clean. You

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Speaker 1: clean her from back to front because you don't want

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01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,880
Speaker 1: any diseases because the other way around apparently causes U

1451
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:22,160
Speaker 1: T I, which I didn't know. For women, front to back,

1452
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:24,800
Speaker 1: front to front, back front to back. You go front

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01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,120
Speaker 1: to back. You don't want to drag the back for

1454
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 1: the front. All right. See, I'm learning. I'm learning, maybe

1455
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 1: too late, even I know that you've been going back

1456
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,680
Speaker 1: to front. So you want to go from starting to

1457
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:37,760
Speaker 1: top and go down because you don't want to take

1458
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 1: the bottom from the top. Got you, all right, and

1459
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 1: thank you everyone for being nice and sensitive to this issue.

1460
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,679
Speaker 1: So what does this have to do with a peanut

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01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: butter on an English So yesterday, before we started our

1462
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:52,960
Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show, Brody made an analogy about cleaning

1463
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 1: a baby girl and versus uh, what we're going to

1464
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: talk about a boy, and he compared it to what

1465
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:03,160
Speaker 1: you're eating right now pretty much pretty much peanut butter

1466
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,080
Speaker 1: on English muffins. Okay, well that doesn't discuss because Bethany

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01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,840
Speaker 1: cannot handle this. I can. I can take most gross

1468
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 1: things I can eat while watching Dr Pimple Popper, but

1469
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:18,000
Speaker 1: comparing the difference between cleaning a baby girl to the

1470
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 1: nooks and crannies of a peanut buttered English muffin hit

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01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:25,400
Speaker 1: me in a really specific way. I think the peanut

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01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 1: butter comparison is what really got to me. Okay, I'll

1473
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:31,720
Speaker 1: be talking about next time. We're all you know, we

1474
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:33,519
Speaker 1: can change the subject. I don't want to make any

1475
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 1: fake Newtans. I can't eat fake Newton's because I feel

1476
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:40,080
Speaker 1: like I'm eating ants, like they're little ants in there,

1477
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 1: and and every time I crunch on my crunching a

1478
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:45,800
Speaker 1: little little. As a result of that, we did not

1479
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 1: put that topic on the fifteen minute morning show that

1480
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: was before we hit the record. Yeah, let's just wait

1481
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:53,559
Speaker 1: and do it for the big show. Let's make sure

1482
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,920
Speaker 1: we have the most listeners available to have the most

1483
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:59,760
Speaker 1: disgusting conversation. But it is funny though. That's what Nate

1484
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,439
Speaker 1: Walk didn't for you to eat, is what we were

1485
01:24:01,439 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 1: talking about yesterday, which we decided not to talk about.

1486
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:08,120
Speaker 1: So it was literally the thing that we vetoed yesterday.

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01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:11,680
Speaker 1: I feel special, So thanks for that. All right, we

1488
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: gotta move on. I've just lost my Acquired Taste. Really yeah,

1489
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:19,240
Speaker 1: I've heard this a good podcast. Hey, we have sound

1490
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 1: with Garrett coming up. By the way, I was looking

1491
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:26,679
Speaker 1: at the podcast numbers Acquired Taste and Brooklyn boys huge.

1492
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 1: I mean you had like a hundred and fifty thousand

1493
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 1: people listening to the Acquired Taste podcast. Thank you? Uh

1494
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:38,679
Speaker 1: we had two. Oh then another report came out inside

1495
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:42,559
Speaker 1: that's even better if you think about it, Laura, we're

1496
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:46,280
Speaker 1: planning across over episode. Really yes, it's going to jump

1497
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,560
Speaker 1: the shark. I would be very careful about that. I

1498
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:51,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that sort of like when when bones met

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01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:53,280
Speaker 1: up with n C, I S or whatever. Wouldn't do it.

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01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Gary is

1501
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:02,200
Speaker 1: the David Boreotis of radio. Let's uh, let's go around

1502
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,880
Speaker 1: the room and then well I'll get sound on with

1503
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,679
Speaker 1: Garrett you can good America, and then we've got headlines

1504
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:09,599
Speaker 1: with Bethany. We'll start with you, Froggy in beautiful South Florida.

1505
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:12,000
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? So this morning I told

1506
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:14,520
Speaker 1: you that I stepped in a puddle in the bathroom,

1507
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,320
Speaker 1: and I don't know what it was. I cut my

1508
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,600
Speaker 1: shoe string off right, somebody very nicely here in the

1509
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,120
Speaker 1: building brought me an extra shoe string. So depend on

1510
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,160
Speaker 1: your co workers at work to help you out, don't

1511
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:28,200
Speaker 1: get you through situations. So my shoes don't look very

1512
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,920
Speaker 1: nice because I have one brand new shoe string in

1513
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,680
Speaker 1: one really old shoe string. But hey, you know what,

1514
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,559
Speaker 1: your co workers will help you get through your day

1515
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:38,920
Speaker 1: to lift me up, lift me up people around you.

1516
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,599
Speaker 1: What's up, Daniel? So I feel like a pillow case

1517
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:44,760
Speaker 1: has saved me many times. Here's with what if you

1518
01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,680
Speaker 1: get a stain on a pair of shoes, or if

1519
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:50,040
Speaker 1: you have a delicate like stuffed animal or something that

1520
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:52,640
Speaker 1: you need to wash. I feel like if I spray it,

1521
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:56,760
Speaker 1: throw it in a pillow case, tie the pillow case,

1522
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,519
Speaker 1: throw it in the washing machine, it doesn't like get

1523
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,800
Speaker 1: as damaged as it could if it wasn't in a

1524
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:05,000
Speaker 1: pillow case. So pillow case, for some reason has saved

1525
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,360
Speaker 1: me with lots of things. Lately, I've been using it

1526
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: for all kinds of washing. I'm thinking of a live hack,

1527
01:26:12,479 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 1: live hack I love that term, live hacky. What's going

1528
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,920
Speaker 1: on with you today, Bethany? You ever done that thing

1529
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: where you don't remember eating or drinking the thing that

1530
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:23,439
Speaker 1: you loved, and then you finished it without realizing it,

1531
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 1: and now you're wondering who took it? Yeah? Finished m coffee.

1532
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:28,639
Speaker 1: Don't know when I thought I had it, just looked

1533
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,160
Speaker 1: in the garbage. It's gone. So I'm at it past

1534
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:34,000
Speaker 1: me because currently wants that coffee and passed me drink.

1535
01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:38,000
Speaker 1: We didn't drink it. I know, I mean, I know

1536
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm the one who did it. I just don't remember it.

1537
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:46,400
Speaker 1: What is that that strings my stressed tampon? You haven't

1538
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: tampon on the desk? Okay, So it's just a stressed tampon.

1539
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 1: So we were given like this huge large selection of

1540
01:26:56,160 --> 01:27:00,360
Speaker 1: tampons by this company. Yes, um, and so the sitting

1541
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:02,400
Speaker 1: right here, and I need to do things with my hands,

1542
01:27:02,439 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 1: and so I just pulled one out and opened it.

1543
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,240
Speaker 1: And it's nice because you hold onto the cotton side

1544
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:07,680
Speaker 1: and just pull on the string. But you can't pull

1545
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:09,360
Speaker 1: the string off because it's give any more. I could

1546
01:27:09,439 --> 01:27:12,680
Speaker 1: use a stress tampa really nice. You know what? This

1547
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,960
Speaker 1: absorbs the stress. I love that. Let's get into sound.

1548
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,640
Speaker 1: Twist it, that'll open it. Can I take this on

1549
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:21,920
Speaker 1: a plane? Plan to bring my anxiety tampon on the plane.

1550
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:25,800
Speaker 1: Comfort tampan. Do not use it now, no, no, no no,

1551
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:30,040
Speaker 1: it's twist twist twists. I don't know how to open tampon. Alright,

1552
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:32,040
Speaker 1: let's get into sound, Garrett. All right, let's start with

1553
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,679
Speaker 1: some new music that just came out Iggy Zalea featuring Quabo.

1554
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:45,320
Speaker 1: This is Savior. I love the song, by the way,

1555
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 1: love her. I'm telling this stress tampon too, just as

1556
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:53,439
Speaker 1: much as this song. All right, Now, this woman doesn't

1557
01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:56,559
Speaker 1: understand her boyfriend's math question. They both have English accents,

1558
01:27:56,560 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 1: so try to listen carefully. Okay, Joel had two hundred

1559
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:08,439
Speaker 1: thousand pounds, Mary has five thousand pounds. Mark will have

1560
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:16,280
Speaker 1: half a million. Who has If you if John had pound,

1561
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:21,000
Speaker 1: how much money? If you got had zero? Nothing? Nothing?

1562
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 1: Because he had it but you didn't get it. That

1563
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:25,880
Speaker 1: video is ten minutes long, by the way. Alright, a

1564
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:29,519
Speaker 1: girl got pulled over by the police, and the police

1565
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,680
Speaker 1: officer just so happened to be here. Dad, I love

1566
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,759
Speaker 1: this video. Have you seen this video? It's about elvistoran

1567
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:42,920
Speaker 1: dot com. Okay, game license registration and insurance. Please, Dad,

1568
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:47,160
Speaker 1: we've been through this. You can't just pull me over

1569
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:51,080
Speaker 1: because you see my car on the road. I was

1570
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:58,200
Speaker 1: just making sure you're okay. He's a good dad. All right,

1571
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:03,000
Speaker 1: Let's go to also Oklahoma ko TV. The sports reporter

1572
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 1: is Harold k. Happens to be a huge Eagles fan. Now.

1573
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,760
Speaker 1: He found out the Eagles won the Super Bowl the

1574
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 1: other night while he was live on air giving a

1575
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:14,240
Speaker 1: sports report, but he started crying and going crazy on

1576
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:16,920
Speaker 1: the air, so his producer behind the scenes tried to

1577
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 1: get him to concentrate and was forced to go to

1578
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:22,360
Speaker 1: commercial break because Harold wasn't concentrating live on TV. An

1579
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:31,400
Speaker 1: we gotta go we gotta go with wo Come on, Harold,

1580
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:37,479
Speaker 1: hold together, Come on, Harold, do we need to go

1581
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:39,519
Speaker 1: to break? Can we need to go? Right? I mean

1582
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:44,280
Speaker 1: stand by the break, stand by the break break probably break.

1583
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:49,559
Speaker 1: Good grief, Harold, Harold. We're all excited to the Eagles one,

1584
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 1: but Harold's extra excite live on TV. There you go.

1585
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,519
Speaker 1: You're a good American. Thank you very much, Thank you daddy.

1586
01:29:55,560 --> 01:30:00,200
Speaker 1: You're welcome back to front front. Learned something about front

1587
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:01,920
Speaker 1: to back? Could you tell me back to front the

1588
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,680
Speaker 1: other day? I'm like ants and you didn't stop me.

1589
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't watching. Okay, remember like Facebook FB, front back

1590
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,559
Speaker 1: Facebook FB, not BF. Okay, we gotta get into your headlines.

1591
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:20,320
Speaker 1: Somebody just texted, what the actual f? Bethany? She's playing

1592
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 1: with the stress damp. I'm playing with one too. I

1593
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:26,400
Speaker 1: think it's kind of nice. I understand I'm an alienating force.

1594
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,600
Speaker 1: Yes you are. What's going on in the news, okay,

1595
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:34,200
Speaker 1: let's start. Let's start with the stock market. Yesterday was interesting.

1596
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,840
Speaker 1: Monday saw the largest single day point drop in history,

1597
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:40,360
Speaker 1: over eleven hundred points. This then cost caused other stock

1598
01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:42,559
Speaker 1: market and disease around the world to drop. But if

1599
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,479
Speaker 1: you're looking at overall percentages A fell four point six percent,

1600
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:50,200
Speaker 1: which it also did in eleven Did you want to

1601
01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:53,679
Speaker 1: what happened? I thought you were looking. Oh sorry, never mind.

1602
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:56,640
Speaker 1: Caught me eating my peanut bok. I'm playing with my

1603
01:30:56,680 --> 01:30:59,360
Speaker 1: stress damp. All right. The House Intelligence Committee is voting

1604
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:02,400
Speaker 1: to release the den amocratic memo challenging Republican findings about

1605
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 1: reported surveillance abuses. Now it's up to President Trump as

1606
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:08,600
Speaker 1: to whether that memo will get released. Philly is going

1607
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,920
Speaker 1: to have their parade celebrating the Eagles Super Bowl win

1608
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:15,759
Speaker 1: this Thursday around eleven am. This is your hourly reminder

1609
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:22,320
Speaker 1: to take deep breath. And speaking of that parade on Thursday.

1610
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:26,160
Speaker 1: Back in August, Philadelphia Eagles tackle Lane Johnson made a

1611
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:29,240
Speaker 1: bold claim guaranteeing beer for everybody in Philly should the

1612
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:32,120
Speaker 1: Eagles win at all. Bud Light stepped up and offered

1613
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 1: to provide the beer if that happened. Will it happened?

1614
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:37,679
Speaker 1: What happens? So all fans of legal drinking age will

1615
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,840
Speaker 1: be able to go to bars along the parade route

1616
01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:41,720
Speaker 1: on Thursday and find bud Light reps who will be

1617
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,680
Speaker 1: serving up free cold beer. Yeah, that's great. They made

1618
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:49,120
Speaker 1: it happen. Does your headlines? Thank you, Bethan Englis. You'd

1619
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:52,080
Speaker 1: never know when we might go live on Facebook. Now

1620
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:55,000
Speaker 1: we're on Facebook Live at Elvis Duran Show. Search the

1621
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:58,360
Speaker 1: words Elvis Durand Show and follow us. Now we're gonna

1622
01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:01,400
Speaker 1: put us up on Facebook Live. See Selvie Strain in

1623
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:05,479
Speaker 1: the morning show. Honda Stage probably presents one of the

1624
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:09,320
Speaker 1: biggest breakout artists of the year, Grace Vanderwald. Head to

1625
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:12,040
Speaker 1: iHeart radio dot com slash Honda Stage to check out

1626
01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:15,799
Speaker 1: exclusive performances from Grace. Wherever your path takes you, Honda

1627
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:18,439
Speaker 1: celebrates the creativity and drive it takes to get there.

1628
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:29,960
Speaker 1: Big Old Parade Day Thursday in Philly. No, we have

1629
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,559
Speaker 1: a couple of friends are gonna be checking it from

1630
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:33,360
Speaker 1: the parade under my friend Billy Man is gonna be there.

1631
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:37,680
Speaker 1: And Stephen Singer, I hate Stephen Singer. He's gonna be

1632
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 1: there at the other corner of Ethan Walnut. Is that

1633
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 1: it uh? Speaking of what? But speaking of Stephen Singer

1634
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:52,480
Speaker 1: and Stephen Singer jewelers, Um, wait, what are we giving away?

1635
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:56,200
Speaker 1: Do you want to give this away? It's a sweepstakes,

1636
01:32:56,680 --> 01:33:01,840
Speaker 1: Wow gift card for Stephen Singer. That's a lot of roses.

1637
01:33:01,880 --> 01:33:04,200
Speaker 1: I know they sold jewelry, but I'm obsessed with their roses.

1638
01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:07,200
Speaker 1: The roses are great, a real long stemmed roses that

1639
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:09,280
Speaker 1: are dipped in gold. You've heard me do the commercials,

1640
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:11,760
Speaker 1: haven't you love them so much? They have a new

1641
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:14,200
Speaker 1: one that's called Frozen and it's white, and really do

1642
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:15,800
Speaker 1: you haven't already? No, I don't have it. I have

1643
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 1: the blue what's the blue one with the gold. It's

1644
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 1: called Belutiful. It's beautiful. Yeah, those those roses are I mean,

1645
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,200
Speaker 1: they really are great gifts you go to By the way,

1646
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:29,360
Speaker 1: he's not paying for this this commercial. We're giving him

1647
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: a commercial here, send him a bill for this, Stephen Singer,

1648
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:35,520
Speaker 1: we're sending you an invoice. I hate Stephen Singer dot com.

1649
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:39,040
Speaker 1: I love him. Hey, Gregory, my assistant, why are you

1650
01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:41,280
Speaker 1: still wearing those glasses? I didn't even realize that I'm

1651
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 1: wearing a matter of fact, they've been on my face

1652
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:46,080
Speaker 1: the whole time. I didn't even know. It's kind of

1653
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:50,120
Speaker 1: grew on my face. Now, Okay, so you're a weird guy. Man.

1654
01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:54,479
Speaker 1: We've got to topic train, I see, Yes, should we

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01:33:54,479 --> 01:33:58,920
Speaker 1: go over the topics you're what, I'm very versatful today. Yes,

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01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:02,200
Speaker 1: you are running around a lot of thing earning my

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01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:05,760
Speaker 1: money today. Good. So can we have a meeting to

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01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:08,080
Speaker 1: discuss the topics before we actually do them, to see

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01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:09,720
Speaker 1: if we like these? You can do whatever you want

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01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:12,920
Speaker 1: your show, why masking everyone? You want to participate? Yeah? Okay?

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01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,559
Speaker 1: A topic number one? Super Bowl winnings? What's that? Well?

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01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:16,680
Speaker 1: You know, I want to know how much did you

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01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:19,360
Speaker 1: win or lose during this past weekend super Bowl? You know,

1664
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:22,439
Speaker 1: people play boxes, they gamble. Some people might have got lucky,

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01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:23,800
Speaker 1: made a lot of money. Can I tell you a

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01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:28,120
Speaker 1: story about that? Had the Eagles not scored at the

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01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:31,680
Speaker 1: very end of the second quarter, I was about but

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01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:34,040
Speaker 1: they scored and I was I was happy they scored.

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01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:36,240
Speaker 1: I'm that's fine. They can keep the money. My friend

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01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:40,000
Speaker 1: had the worst numbers too, too and one thousands of

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01:34:40,040 --> 01:34:43,160
Speaker 1: dollars because it wound up with those numbers. Are you

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01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:45,360
Speaker 1: guys okay, yea or nay? On Super Bowl winnings as

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01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:49,840
Speaker 1: a topic, okay, next topic of the pick pocketeer? Does

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01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 1: that ever happen? Well? I'm that was okay, the pick pocketer, right,

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01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:57,080
Speaker 1: I want to know does that really ever happen, like

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01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:58,680
Speaker 1: if you're walking through a crowd and all of a

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01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:00,640
Speaker 1: sudden somebody like brushed up again to you and then

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01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:02,360
Speaker 1: they just take your wallet. I love how you asked,

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01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:04,439
Speaker 1: does that really happen? Because he's seen in the movies

1680
01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:07,559
Speaker 1: all times that happens that, Like those old ones the movies,

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01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:11,639
Speaker 1: they still do it. That was a big year for Okay,

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01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:14,280
Speaker 1: do you guys is this Do you think this topic

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01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:17,040
Speaker 1: is sturdy enough to get calls and people actually talk

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01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: about being pickpocketed. We're kind of iffy on it because

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01:35:20,479 --> 01:35:22,639
Speaker 1: I don't think it everything happens. No, it does happen,

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01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:24,680
Speaker 1: all right. I want to find out you do live

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01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:28,599
Speaker 1: under a rock? Okay, next topic, what ruined sex? It's

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01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:31,120
Speaker 1: a great story. Scotty B was about to get it

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01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:33,880
Speaker 1: on with his wife Amy, and he passed gas and

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01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 1: then the bedroom started to smell, so she was like,

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01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it and she left him. So he said, dude,

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01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:40,600
Speaker 1: you gotta use for top of train. What did you

1693
01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:44,759
Speaker 1: do that ruined sex? I think it's great. Yeah, the winner. Okay,

1694
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:48,439
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. Take us into the bedroom. Okay,

1695
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:50,800
Speaker 1: were you attacked by wild animals? So I was listening

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01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:52,880
Speaker 1: to this radio station and they were talking about this

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01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 1: where somebody was attacked by a squirrel. That was that

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01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:59,519
Speaker 1: was us, that was our station. Yes, there was a

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01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,000
Speaker 1: lot going on today. I wasn't sure if I heard

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01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:03,920
Speaker 1: a here somewhere else. Okay, so you want to do

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01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:06,479
Speaker 1: a car actually attacked by a squore? Roll? It was

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01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:08,599
Speaker 1: the topic. That was kind of funny. We already did

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01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,000
Speaker 1: that as a topic, so you want to do it again?

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01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:12,320
Speaker 1: I was earlier bring it back? Okay, alright, we we

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01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:15,160
Speaker 1: may do that. And finally interns again. I was listening

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01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:17,040
Speaker 1: to this cool radio station. They were talking to interns,

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01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,640
Speaker 1: so I thought it'd be kind of funny, you know,

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01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:23,400
Speaker 1: to find out that was us. We were talking to interns. Really, Okay,

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01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:26,160
Speaker 1: what's your pretty good? So today, what's your topic about interns?

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01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:28,120
Speaker 1: So I want to know, do you what did you

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01:36:28,240 --> 01:36:30,960
Speaker 1: learn from your internship? Like I'm sure you just didn't

1712
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:33,000
Speaker 1: go get coffee. You actually did something, but what did

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01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:36,280
Speaker 1: you do? Okay? So let's uh, you want to do

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01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:40,040
Speaker 1: these alright, great topic train, Oh we just did it.

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01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:45,920
Speaker 1: Here we go, please call in topic number one super

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01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:49,639
Speaker 1: Bowl winnings go. We just did that. Oh my god,

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01:36:50,120 --> 01:36:52,800
Speaker 1: I just said to recap how much money did you make?

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01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:58,280
Speaker 1: What's going on here? One hundred? The pickpocketer? What we

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01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:02,080
Speaker 1: say said? Did you ever get pickpock? Okay? Call us

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01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:04,439
Speaker 1: one eight hundred two one hundred. Isn't a thing of

1721
01:37:04,479 --> 01:37:07,280
Speaker 1: the past? Or is it a thing of the present? Pickpocketing?

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01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:10,280
Speaker 1: What ruined sex? The scotty b farted in the room

1723
01:37:10,320 --> 01:37:13,400
Speaker 1: and his wife said no. Al right, now what ruins sacks?

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01:37:13,439 --> 01:37:16,599
Speaker 1: What ruin sexs? For you? Call us now one one hundred.

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01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:18,960
Speaker 1: Next topic, were you attacked by wild animals? This cool

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01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:22,280
Speaker 1: radio station was talking about people that got by squirrels? Well,

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01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:24,320
Speaker 1: have you gotten to attack by wild an animal? All right?

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01:37:24,360 --> 01:37:27,280
Speaker 1: One eight hundred two one hundred. Finally and turns this

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01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:29,840
Speaker 1: cool radio sticks listen too. They got interns. What did

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01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,880
Speaker 1: you do as an intern? I'm sure you just get

1731
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:34,960
Speaker 1: a good coffee? What did you do? Okay? Call us

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01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:39,479
Speaker 1: now zero. This is like our twilight zone. What are

1733
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:44,639
Speaker 1: we doing? Relax? I just wanted to reiterate, reiterate into

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01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:47,639
Speaker 1: the Danielle report. Danielle, alright, so hold on, wait wait,

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01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:53,240
Speaker 1: technical difficulties community dance for you the worst. It's so ridiculous, Okay,

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01:37:53,760 --> 01:37:56,439
Speaker 1: I think so wait, hold on, okay, Philadelphih Eagles fans

1737
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:59,400
Speaker 1: all celebrated their Super Bowl win in their own way,

1738
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,760
Speaker 1: but one fan took it to another level and eight

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01:38:01,840 --> 01:38:04,960
Speaker 1: horse poop. It's posted on Twitter. I can't even look

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01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:07,240
Speaker 1: at it because I was starting to gag. But the

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01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:10,040
Speaker 1: guy is wearing an Eagles jersey and a scarf and

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01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:12,000
Speaker 1: he makes sure that the scarf doesn't get in the

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01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:14,760
Speaker 1: poop before he takes a mouthful of it. Do you

1744
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:16,559
Speaker 1: know as long as your scarf is safe, I guess

1745
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:22,040
Speaker 1: we're all good. That's awful. It's disgusting. What have you done?

1746
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:25,880
Speaker 1: What do you do? John Mahoney, who played the dad

1747
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:28,679
Speaker 1: on Frasier, has passed away. He was only seventy seven

1748
01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:31,200
Speaker 1: years old. Passed away at his home on Sunday, So

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01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:33,679
Speaker 1: our best goes out to his friends and family. Miges

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01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:36,320
Speaker 1: Well perform on Saturday Night Live on March three. The

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01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,360
Speaker 1: host that night will be Charles Barkley, so that will

1752
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:41,479
Speaker 1: be a really cool show. Jason Aldane posted a picture

1753
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:44,880
Speaker 1: of an obscen looking snack and he captioned it, does

1754
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:47,280
Speaker 1: this cheeto make my hand look big? And you got

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Speaker 1: to go to the Elvis durand Twitter to check it out,

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01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:53,840
Speaker 1: because it really does look like a penis. It's a

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Speaker 1: cheeto penis. Maybe they should start selling those bands a

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Speaker 1: Cheeto p L penis. Oh my gosh, tonight on television,

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Speaker 1: You've got Fresh off the Boat. This is us Ellen's

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Speaker 1: game of Games. Don't forget n C. Yes, um, there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of really cool things on television this evening,

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Speaker 1: So make sure you check it out. Well, thank you, Daniel.

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Speaker 1: You want to do trending, I actually hit the what's

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Speaker 1: trending song? Okay, what's trending? Okay? So God bless Target.

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Speaker 1: They have everything. My friend once called Target the hottest

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Speaker 1: new club with twenty dollar cover charge because everyone loves

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Speaker 1: going and you never spend less than twenty dollars. And

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01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:29,920
Speaker 1: that has never been truer than right now. They just

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Speaker 1: launched their Universal Thread line. It's a line of denim

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Speaker 1: and other staples like teas and sweatshirts and shoes and

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Speaker 1: accessories that are meant for everybody type. And it's awesome

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Speaker 1: because the models they use are everybody type. They even

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Speaker 1: have somebody who's in a wheelchair and actually in a wheelchair,

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01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:48,559
Speaker 1: not like pretending to be in the chair right right

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Speaker 1: exactly and the best part everything including the jeans under

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Speaker 1: forty in this line. It's so great. Um, Kathleen is

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Speaker 1: the one who introduced me to it. So go to

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com keyword trending, or if you go

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Speaker 1: to Elvis Durand Show on Instagram, you can link it

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Speaker 1: in our Insta story target. Yeah, targets great, um. And

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01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:10,519
Speaker 1: then bridal sneakers are actually a thing now. So if

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Speaker 1: you're getting married, or even if you're just going to

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Speaker 1: like a cute event, women, you're going to be in

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Speaker 1: shoes that are probably going to be painful. Especially bride's

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01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:19,479
Speaker 1: walk around in these really painful heels that a lot

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Speaker 1: of times you don't see because you've got a gown

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Speaker 1: over them. Well, CAD's and Kate's Spade have joined forces

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Speaker 1: and they have come together with a line of really

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Speaker 1: beautiful sneakers that you can wear on your wedding day.

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Speaker 1: I would wear that now you can wear those around. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're really beautiful. They range between sixty and a hundred

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01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:39,280
Speaker 1: twenty dollars, maybe a little expensive for kids, but pretty

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Speaker 1: cheap for wedding shoes. So again, go to Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: dot com keyword trending and I link you over, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. That was train train. So we just

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01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 1: got a text. I had to walk around my brother's

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01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:04,599
Speaker 1: block fifteen times with the sign saying Patriots lost. I'm

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01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:07,160
Speaker 1: a Patriots fan and I'm a loser. Honk if you agree.

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Speaker 1: The whole thing was recorded, says Grace. I wish we

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Speaker 1: could see that. Yeah, what did you lose? A lot

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01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:17,040
Speaker 1: of people you're talking about people who won after the game,

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01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:18,559
Speaker 1: A lot of people lost like that would have been

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01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:20,120
Speaker 1: a good one too. What bet did you lose? That

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01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:21,880
Speaker 1: would be add that to the list. By the way,

1805
01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:24,080
Speaker 1: if you want to win that gift cards just Steven

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01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:27,839
Speaker 1: Singer Jewelers go to Elvis duran dot com keyword contest

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Speaker 1: for entry info and rules. Now is Becca Becca? Welcome

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01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:35,320
Speaker 1: to Great Teas topic train? Which of his topic you're

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01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:39,680
Speaker 1: calling about? I'm calling about being pick pocketed? Okay? Did

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01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:43,120
Speaker 1: it really happen to you? Where? And when it did?

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01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:45,479
Speaker 1: We were in pizza, Italy and they say to be

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01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,800
Speaker 1: really careful in the train station. So I had a

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01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:50,920
Speaker 1: cross body bag that zip shut on the top, thinking

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01:41:51,040 --> 01:41:53,519
Speaker 1: there's no way they can get me, and a guide

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01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:56,200
Speaker 1: brushed past me, and he was able to unset my purse,

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01:41:56,320 --> 01:41:58,360
Speaker 1: grab my phone and zip it back shut. So I

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01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:01,960
Speaker 1: never even noticed that wild really really good at being

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01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:06,240
Speaker 1: very bad. So it does happen, It's not didn't happen here,

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01:42:06,320 --> 01:42:09,720
Speaker 1: having another country, it doesn't matter. It happened. Happen. It

1820
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:11,960
Speaker 1: happens here. Don't it happens in America. It's happened to me.

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01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:14,479
Speaker 1: It's happened to me, it's happened to Alex. We've all

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01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 1: been a lot of has been pickpocketing. Do you have

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01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:18,519
Speaker 1: any more calls and pickpockets? Well, thank you for calling me.

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01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:20,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't becca yours wasn't good enough because it was

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01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:23,800
Speaker 1: in Italy. He doesn't believe you. But thank you for calling.

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01:42:24,840 --> 01:42:26,840
Speaker 1: Especially in Pisa. When you do change those pictures where

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01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:30,240
Speaker 1: it looks like you're holding up the tower. Uh, you

1828
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:32,000
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about, do you? No? No,

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01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:35,320
Speaker 1: the thing is always leaning. So people stand over there. Name, Hello, Steve,

1830
01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:37,280
Speaker 1: Welcome to great Teas topic train. Which topic are you

1831
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:41,680
Speaker 1: calling about? I'm calling about attacked by an animal? Okay,

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01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:43,680
Speaker 1: what attack to you? What wild animal attack? Do you?

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01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:47,400
Speaker 1: The winter and we had a fireplace set by a

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01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:50,760
Speaker 1: house and the fireplace was lit, and we noticed that

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01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:54,720
Speaker 1: that there was a noise coming from what's in the fireplace. Well,

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01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:58,040
Speaker 1: lo and behold, a squirrel had gone ahead and snuck

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01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:01,320
Speaker 1: up through the ash dump and was crawling around in

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01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:04,760
Speaker 1: the fireplace while my mom went ahead and extinguished it

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01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:08,080
Speaker 1: with an extinguisher, and it was quiet for a while,

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01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:10,960
Speaker 1: so we thought it had stuffed back out through the

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01:43:11,760 --> 01:43:14,560
Speaker 1: ash dump. So my mom went to go ahead and

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01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:19,599
Speaker 1: reignite the fire and lo and behold, he was not gone,

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01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:24,400
Speaker 1: and he jumped out and he attacked my mom. He

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01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:32,720
Speaker 1: got him back into the fireplace, and uh, yep, he

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01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:37,280
Speaker 1: he incidentally did have a little singe mark. By the way,

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01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:40,840
Speaker 1: I love how you can cleverly include the term ash

1847
01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:43,800
Speaker 1: dump in a in a story. It's my favorite favorite thing.

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01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:48,120
Speaker 1: That must have been an exciting day, a crazy story. Harrasing,

1849
01:43:49,320 --> 01:44:00,800
Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. Could you imagine that be awesome? I'm saying, hello, Ashley, Hell,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just a weird day. Which of

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01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:08,160
Speaker 1: great topics are you calling about? Ashley? I'm calling about

1852
01:44:08,160 --> 01:44:12,479
Speaker 1: when I was interning? Okay, where did you intern? So?

1853
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:16,240
Speaker 1: I interned at Star magazine in New York City and

1854
01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:22,320
Speaker 1: I knew every celebrity gossip secret for the entire semester.

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01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:25,880
Speaker 1: I knew everything before it came out, and I thought

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01:44:25,920 --> 01:44:27,600
Speaker 1: I was the coolest person in the world because I

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01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:29,720
Speaker 1: knew what was going on. It was one good story

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Speaker 1: about a good celebrity. Well. I was in the office

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Speaker 1: when Anna Nicole Smith passed away, so that was like

1860
01:44:37,479 --> 01:44:41,400
Speaker 1: a crazy day. It's like what you see on television

1861
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:44,080
Speaker 1: when you know something goes down in the newsroom and

1862
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,160
Speaker 1: everyone just freaks out and it's like the biggest thing

1863
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:49,000
Speaker 1: in the world. And I even got to go to

1864
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:52,200
Speaker 1: a few events and meet celebrities, and I ended up

1865
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 1: dating one from that internship. What did your date? Who

1866
01:44:57,120 --> 01:45:04,680
Speaker 1: I dated very briefly, Tyler from One Street Hill and

1867
01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:07,519
Speaker 1: he was my celebrity crush. So I showed up at

1868
01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:09,680
Speaker 1: the party like I can't believe I'm going to meet you,

1869
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:12,080
Speaker 1: and then later on he asked for my phone number

1870
01:45:12,320 --> 01:45:16,920
Speaker 1: and we started dating a little bit. Thanks for calling

1871
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:21,200
Speaker 1: ash Dump. I'm not going to take offense to that.

1872
01:45:22,760 --> 01:45:25,800
Speaker 1: That was the last call that came in. Actually, actually

1873
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,360
Speaker 1: that's cool, Thank you very much. I appreciate your nice

1874
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:34,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's just weird though it isn't here is it?

1875
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:37,519
Speaker 1: Today's this weird? Strange? Last week there was that bright moon.

1876
01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:41,120
Speaker 1: Maybe there's some carry over. What does anyone else notice

1877
01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:44,519
Speaker 1: that he has still wearing the same Why are you

1878
01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:47,240
Speaker 1: You've had them on all morning? I didn't realize I

1879
01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:49,880
Speaker 1: have another Ashley. Hello Ashley, which a great teas topics?

1880
01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:52,960
Speaker 1: Are you calling about? I got pick pocketed in Prague

1881
01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:55,439
Speaker 1: by a ten year old in Prague? You see my point?

1882
01:45:55,560 --> 01:46:00,280
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen here, it happens by a ten year old. Well,

1883
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:04,280
Speaker 1: but they're they're veryphisticated over there. Came up to me,

1884
01:46:05,160 --> 01:46:07,800
Speaker 1: this could came up in station and asked me if

1885
01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:10,479
Speaker 1: I had ten crowns like and he showed me with

1886
01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:13,799
Speaker 1: his hands ten fingers, like, oh, ten crowns with ten fingers.

1887
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:15,960
Speaker 1: So I gave him the ten crowns and then he

1888
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:19,120
Speaker 1: went running away from me, and I was like, oh, well,

1889
01:46:19,240 --> 01:46:22,160
Speaker 1: that's weird. I got on the escalator, I got upstairs,

1890
01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:24,840
Speaker 1: I reached from my phone and my phone was gone,

1891
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:30,479
Speaker 1: little prog Bret. And the worst part was that I

1892
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:33,360
Speaker 1: met this guy that night and he asked me for

1893
01:46:33,479 --> 01:46:42,840
Speaker 1: my number and I had to phone call. That was weird,

1894
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:45,920
Speaker 1: all right, Well, it was getting good. We haven't had

1895
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:56,439
Speaker 1: one more. Hello is this uh? Who is this? Hello? Jehira, yeah, Jahirah?

1896
01:46:56,479 --> 01:46:59,880
Speaker 1: How are you? What's going on getting you? Um? Well,

1897
01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:01,800
Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell Greg t that my mother

1898
01:47:01,880 --> 01:47:06,040
Speaker 1: got pickpocketed in Washington, D C. And within an hour

1899
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:09,800
Speaker 1: of a chart five thousand dollars on her card. See

1900
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:12,639
Speaker 1: it happened in our country. I don't believe it. Never

1901
01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:18,280
Speaker 1: in Washington. It's not even here. That's not New York.

1902
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:20,599
Speaker 1: That's like its own little thing. They always say, it's

1903
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:23,920
Speaker 1: a little piece. It's not even like a state. It's

1904
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:26,840
Speaker 1: not to do with anything. It's in the United States. No,

1905
01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:29,759
Speaker 1: it happens in its own district. Columbia's where it happens

1906
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:34,200
Speaker 1: by itself. It does not happen here. We gotta go,

1907
01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:37,479
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Sorry about that. You're out of

1908
01:47:37,520 --> 01:47:39,960
Speaker 1: your mind that you ever seen it in Agribar when

1909
01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:43,280
Speaker 1: Prince Ali he stole everything. That dude, that's a lad,

1910
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:45,800
Speaker 1: that's from a ladding. That's rights where it happens in theose,

1911
01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:48,720
Speaker 1: little tiny little communities like that, Yeah, where people are

1912
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:52,400
Speaker 1: at the shopping one another. People do get pickpocketed in

1913
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:54,559
Speaker 1: the United States. I don't know why you fail. It's

1914
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:56,519
Speaker 1: never happened to me in New York City. I've never

1915
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,880
Speaker 1: had happened to me walk around in New York City.

1916
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:00,880
Speaker 1: You live in far out in Jersey. But when I

1917
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1918
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1919
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1920
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1921
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:14,960
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1922
01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:19,200
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1960
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Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't think that's very nice

1961
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Speaker 1: to make fun of me because I want to drive

1962
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Speaker 1: a pickup truck. Who's making fun of you? People like you.

1963
01:50:27,360 --> 01:50:29,599
Speaker 1: You're not a pickup truck kind of guy. You're hello,

1964
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Speaker 1: what do you mean? It's not very nice? And he's

1965
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Speaker 1: a pickup truck kind of guy. And I love what

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Speaker 1: you said yesterday, Bethany about how great and me to

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1968
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Speaker 1: pickup truck when she's getting in the office and she's

1969
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Speaker 1: wearing her suit, and you know, I think a pickup

1970
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Speaker 1: makes any type of person sexier in that type. Like

1971
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Speaker 1: if you're thinking, like you're an I T person, a

1972
01:50:51,240 --> 01:50:54,000
Speaker 1: picture a stereotypical I T person and put them in

1973
01:50:54,040 --> 01:50:57,400
Speaker 1: a truck. It's kind of sexy. I like, I like,

1974
01:50:57,640 --> 01:50:59,720
Speaker 1: whatever you are going into a truck makes it just

1975
01:50:59,800 --> 01:51:03,560
Speaker 1: kind of that much cooler. Are you gonna buy truck nuts? No,

1976
01:51:04,200 --> 01:51:06,479
Speaker 1: I will not have those. I'm not gonna do truck nuts.

1977
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:11,200
Speaker 1: I don't want truck nuts. Can't make me. How about somebody,

1978
01:51:11,280 --> 01:51:14,920
Speaker 1: Sam mud flaps? No, are you going to get a

1979
01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:16,720
Speaker 1: gun rack in the back? Not gonna not gonna have

1980
01:51:16,720 --> 01:51:19,800
Speaker 1: a gun rack? No. No, okay, this started we were

1981
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:24,760
Speaker 1: we were talking about ram trucks. They were They were

1982
01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:27,679
Speaker 1: a big advertiser on the look super Bowl advertising worked.

1983
01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:32,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm I'm falling victim to this advertising

1984
01:51:32,439 --> 01:51:34,960
Speaker 1: world that you're gonna Alex sitt in the middle next

1985
01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:36,559
Speaker 1: to you and said it all the way on the right. Yeah,

1986
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:38,240
Speaker 1: you know, that's how you can set in Texas. You know,

1987
01:51:38,320 --> 01:51:40,679
Speaker 1: if someone's married or not, the couple that's married sits

1988
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:42,439
Speaker 1: on the on the opposite side of the truck. If

1989
01:51:42,439 --> 01:51:45,479
Speaker 1: they're not married, she's the little lady sits in the middle.

1990
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:50,400
Speaker 1: But no, So, so we're talking about these ram trucks

1991
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,679
Speaker 1: on our show, and I went online and I was like, Wow,

1992
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:57,320
Speaker 1: those are cool. I want one. And by the end

1993
01:51:57,320 --> 01:51:59,559
Speaker 1: of the night last night, I think I have one

1994
01:51:59,600 --> 01:52:02,800
Speaker 1: ready to know you think you're I have to commit.

1995
01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:05,080
Speaker 1: I haven't paid any money for it, But don't you

1996
01:52:05,160 --> 01:52:09,800
Speaker 1: want to get out of your comfort zone? Yeah? I'm

1997
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:12,240
Speaker 1: that of mind. Now. I can't wait to see you

1998
01:52:12,360 --> 01:52:14,240
Speaker 1: drive down the block in it. I think it's cool.

1999
01:52:15,479 --> 01:52:16,840
Speaker 1: You don't here in New York City. You don't see

2000
01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:21,559
Speaker 1: a lot of pickup trucks. Now you you know they're big.

2001
01:52:22,720 --> 01:52:24,560
Speaker 1: You can put it jacuzzy in the back and we

2002
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:26,640
Speaker 1: can all get in. What have you seen like the

2003
01:52:27,160 --> 01:52:29,840
Speaker 1: you make your own hot tub? You put just a

2004
01:52:29,920 --> 01:52:32,160
Speaker 1: tarp in the back of the pickup and fill it

2005
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:35,360
Speaker 1: with water, and now you have a tub in your truck. Well,

2006
01:52:35,439 --> 01:52:39,559
Speaker 1: the thing that's kind of a challenge is I'm buying

2007
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:43,519
Speaker 1: a If I buy it, it's from Fayetteville, Arkansas. Okay,

2008
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:45,120
Speaker 1: so they have to drive it up here. Well they

2009
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:47,880
Speaker 1: have to, they'll ship it to you. How do you

2010
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:49,560
Speaker 1: ship a truck? I think they put it on a

2011
01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:53,800
Speaker 1: truck on a big flat bed or a or like

2012
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:55,360
Speaker 1: a car hauler, and they're not going to drive it

2013
01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:56,960
Speaker 1: to you because that puts miles on it. I did

2014
01:52:57,040 --> 01:52:59,760
Speaker 1: have when my exes, though, bought a car that they

2015
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:02,120
Speaker 1: only had in a certain part of the country, and

2016
01:53:02,200 --> 01:53:04,360
Speaker 1: that there was one dude from the dealership who drove it.

2017
01:53:05,120 --> 01:53:06,800
Speaker 1: We were in Texas at the time. He drove it

2018
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:08,960
Speaker 1: to Texas. I don't know. I think it's kind of cool.

2019
01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:12,120
Speaker 1: What what's scary? What What if we send Gregg Tea

2020
01:53:12,120 --> 01:53:14,200
Speaker 1: at a road trip, fly him out there, and then

2021
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:17,080
Speaker 1: he drives the car that drives the truck this way

2022
01:53:17,479 --> 01:53:22,400
Speaker 1: all across the United States. That's cool. Put mileage on

2023
01:53:22,479 --> 01:53:26,200
Speaker 1: my truck. You're not gonna get a lot of mileage

2024
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:29,120
Speaker 1: living in the city. Saying that, don't give it to him. Yeah, great,

2025
01:53:29,160 --> 01:53:31,720
Speaker 1: Tea drives like a fool. You've seen him drive. Here's

2026
01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:35,400
Speaker 1: a terrible driver. But it's really gonna be funny. This

2027
01:53:35,479 --> 01:53:39,080
Speaker 1: will be great. He's an awful driver, he's the worst.

2028
01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:41,400
Speaker 1: Where where is that? That boy is never around when

2029
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:45,719
Speaker 1: you need him anyway? So think about what automobile would

2030
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:48,760
Speaker 1: you have you never driven, or you just can't see

2031
01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:52,040
Speaker 1: yourself in a motorcycle? Go get one. Well, so I

2032
01:53:52,080 --> 01:53:54,360
Speaker 1: took motorcycle lessons like I got, and I got my

2033
01:53:54,439 --> 01:53:57,479
Speaker 1: permit um, but I never win and got the actual

2034
01:53:58,400 --> 01:54:00,840
Speaker 1: annotation on my driver's licens, and so I lost the

2035
01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:04,800
Speaker 1: ability to drive motorcycles, would write, yeah, I would write

2036
01:54:04,840 --> 01:54:17,760
Speaker 1: in your sidecar detacting from the market. Would I'd have

2037
01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:20,840
Speaker 1: to have a scarfet blows in the winter, Gregory, that's

2038
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:23,720
Speaker 1: what I'm buying more stocks. The belts about the ring.

2039
01:54:24,720 --> 01:54:27,559
Speaker 1: But you think we don't pay you. They don't pay

2040
01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:30,800
Speaker 1: you to buy more stock. I'm not getting aways. They

2041
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:33,840
Speaker 1: do not try to make it in the stock market. Look,

2042
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:36,320
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about it, don't do it. Secondly,

2043
01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:38,560
Speaker 1: I think they're they're I'm sure they're gonna have another

2044
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:39,920
Speaker 1: down day, right, I mean, I don't know how this

2045
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:44,600
Speaker 1: stuff works. You know, analysts say. What I heard is

2046
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:47,560
Speaker 1: that they didn't never gonna have a bad day today.

2047
01:54:47,720 --> 01:54:49,839
Speaker 1: But you never know. There's gotta be some winners somewhere,

2048
01:54:50,960 --> 01:54:53,080
Speaker 1: and then it's a great he says. The stock markets

2049
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:56,520
Speaker 1: all down. It's a sale, they say, you know they

2050
01:54:56,600 --> 01:54:59,080
Speaker 1: what do they say? You buy high? Sell low? That's

2051
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:04,200
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Nope, what do you mean the opposite?

2052
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:06,880
Speaker 1: You want to buy? That's what I said it. So

2053
01:55:06,960 --> 01:55:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm trying to do that. What you said, Actually,

2054
01:55:09,080 --> 01:55:10,480
Speaker 1: all right, we'll go buy a stock. No, no, no,

2055
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:11,840
Speaker 1: what hold on? I need for you to go to

2056
01:55:11,880 --> 01:55:14,880
Speaker 1: Fayetteville and pick up my truck. I told you I

2057
01:55:14,920 --> 01:55:17,920
Speaker 1: almost had a job there in Fayetteville. No, not that Fayetteville,

2058
01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:21,320
Speaker 1: And no it doesn't matter. I want you to. I'm

2059
01:55:21,320 --> 01:55:23,120
Speaker 1: gonna fly you down and you're gonna drive the truck

2060
01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:26,240
Speaker 1: back up through these United States of ours. That would

2061
01:55:26,240 --> 01:55:28,200
Speaker 1: be kind of cool. I've never been in Arkansas before.

2062
01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:30,400
Speaker 1: I heard a lot about that place. Oh they're listening

2063
01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:32,520
Speaker 1: to us right now. You know how to spell Arkansas.

2064
01:55:33,840 --> 01:55:36,919
Speaker 1: You can even spell Arkansas. The Clintons are from Arkansas.

2065
01:55:37,520 --> 01:55:42,000
Speaker 1: Can you spell Arkansas? Spell Arkansas Arkansas? That's U A

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Speaker 1: R K I N S A W exactly. Make sure

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Speaker 1: you go right there, go to that state. Look, we

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Speaker 1: have it. We're on a hot mix one on one nine,

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Speaker 1: and we want you to go pay a visit to

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Speaker 1: our friends that pay our show every day. And then

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Speaker 1: I want you to pick up my truck. And and

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Speaker 1: I want you to. We're gonna rename you, by the way,

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01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:02,880
Speaker 1: you're now our street guy, and we're gonna call you Stink.

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Speaker 1: Alright when you want me to go and might be busy.

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01:56:06,640 --> 01:56:08,640
Speaker 1: I got some things going on, Stink. If you want

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01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:14,600
Speaker 1: this job, you gotta I got I'm a dance dad

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01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:16,040
Speaker 1: a little bit. I gotta drive back and forth the

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01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:18,760
Speaker 1: dance class. Did you do that in the truck? Once

2079
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:22,640
Speaker 1: you get it, once you get up here, sinker, I'm

2080
01:56:22,640 --> 01:56:25,160
Speaker 1: gonna name you stinker. I could. I like that name.

2081
01:56:25,160 --> 01:56:28,040
Speaker 1: I can put a bunch of dance girls, not not adults,

2082
01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:32,280
Speaker 1: but like the kids in the in the back. No, no, no, no,

2083
01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:35,760
Speaker 1: not be happy about that. That's not good. I'm gonna

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01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:40,080
Speaker 1: call you you our new guy, truck nuts. You let's

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01:56:40,120 --> 01:56:41,920
Speaker 1: go live to trut nuts. What do you see out there?

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01:56:42,360 --> 01:56:44,280
Speaker 1: I would be open to a new name, for real.

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01:56:44,320 --> 01:56:47,320
Speaker 1: I would be open to it. Well, okay, stunt guys

2088
01:56:47,360 --> 01:56:49,200
Speaker 1: on morning shows, it's kind of a thing in the past.

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01:56:49,840 --> 01:56:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't think if you want to do that. Yeah,

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01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:53,680
Speaker 1: but I still would like a new name, because you

2091
01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:58,200
Speaker 1: know we're gonna call you ass hat. I like what

2092
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:01,560
Speaker 1: about as clown? He asked? As clown? How about how

2093
01:57:01,560 --> 01:57:04,720
Speaker 1: about in the classy? And what like? What dazzle shorts?

2094
01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:10,120
Speaker 1: Dazzle shorts to dazzle shorts. Don't change your name every day? No,

2095
01:57:10,720 --> 01:57:14,280
Speaker 1: Derek Derek, No, I'm not a Derek guy. What about

2096
01:57:14,680 --> 01:57:20,320
Speaker 1: what about fat nuts? About have a turn? Bucket. I

2097
01:57:20,480 --> 01:57:23,840
Speaker 1: like those. All right, look turd bucket. I mean, if

2098
01:57:23,840 --> 01:57:25,720
Speaker 1: you get down to Arkansas pick at my truck. Where

2099
01:57:25,720 --> 01:57:27,280
Speaker 1: am I going? For real? I don't know. I gotta

2100
01:57:27,280 --> 01:57:29,880
Speaker 1: buy it first. Okay, well we're gonna buy it today.

2101
01:57:30,760 --> 01:57:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm like to man, that's gotta be nice. What's that like? Alright,

2102
01:57:34,520 --> 01:57:39,680
Speaker 1: fat nuts, thinksy turd bucket. We gotta go. I wish

2103
01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:41,600
Speaker 1: I could buy a truck today. I mean you can't.

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01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:45,080
Speaker 1: You can you can't. It'll be used and it might

2105
01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:48,480
Speaker 1: not run me that kind of cash. I'm trying to

2106
01:57:48,520 --> 01:57:52,320
Speaker 1: buy stuff a stock market for pennies. Wait wait, wait

2107
01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:54,480
Speaker 1: did you say I'm trying to buy stuff at stock

2108
01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:57,520
Speaker 1: market like it's a store? Well, yeah, the stock market thing,

2109
01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:00,080
Speaker 1: you know, it sounds like you know a lot about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting yelled. I'm getta yelled at, and I need

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Speaker 1: to take a break. But I think Amazon is opening

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Speaker 1: that sh alright, Hey, Harpy, I gotta go turn market?

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Speaker 1: What straight, Nate? Why I gotta take a break. I'm

2114
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Speaker 1: yell that annot steel by. This is Elvis Durand in

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap Daniel, what's your phone

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01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:53,640
Speaker 1: tap all about? Daniel says that my boyfriend parks his

2122
01:58:53,720 --> 01:58:56,280
Speaker 1: car and in a legal spot and you should just

2123
01:58:56,400 --> 01:58:57,840
Speaker 1: call and mess with them. So that's so we do.

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01:58:58,240 --> 01:59:02,600
Speaker 1: That's see what happened, don't you real? Hello, somebodys a

2125
01:59:02,680 --> 01:59:05,080
Speaker 1: call like yelling at me and stuff on the phone. Oh,

2126
01:59:05,760 --> 01:59:07,240
Speaker 1: she didn't want to give me her name or nothing.

2127
01:59:07,440 --> 01:59:10,360
Speaker 1: She was like complaining about how we park and how

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01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:12,960
Speaker 1: we are not supposed to be parking there. Anyways, she's

2129
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:16,120
Speaker 1: calling me again, the speaking lady protocost to let us

2130
01:59:16,160 --> 01:59:18,640
Speaker 1: she's harassing you with the I'm an answer. I just

2131
01:59:18,680 --> 01:59:20,560
Speaker 1: want you to listen to her how she talks. Okay,

2132
01:59:20,680 --> 01:59:25,560
Speaker 1: so you can hear her, all right? Hold on hello, Hello, Fine,

2133
01:59:25,640 --> 01:59:28,400
Speaker 1: have you getting in touch with him yet? Yes? I have. Okay,

2134
01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:32,200
Speaker 1: this needs to be rectified. Okay, well he's on the

2135
01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:34,920
Speaker 1: other line now. Anyways, what's the problem with my car?

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01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:38,560
Speaker 1: You're parking in a spot that's not a spot. But

2137
01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:40,960
Speaker 1: how is that affecting you? It's affecting me, because if

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01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:42,560
Speaker 1: you can do it, then how come everybody else in

2139
01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:44,760
Speaker 1: the neighborhood can't do it. Everybody else does do it

2140
01:59:44,840 --> 01:59:47,000
Speaker 1: on our block. No, they don't. Yes they do know,

2141
01:59:47,160 --> 01:59:50,680
Speaker 1: they don't. Yes, they do know, they don't. Yes, Hey, lady,

2142
01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:53,200
Speaker 1: be quiet, I'm talking to him now. Hey, hey, hey,

2143
01:59:53,240 --> 01:59:56,320
Speaker 1: hey hey, let me talk to him. Listen. You know

2144
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:58,480
Speaker 1: where I am, You know where my partmer is. I

2145
01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:00,640
Speaker 1: have nothing more to say to you. You've got a problem,

2146
02:00:00,680 --> 02:00:02,360
Speaker 1: you come to deal with me. No, you need to

2147
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:06,320
Speaker 1: talk to me because he's you want nobody. Why is

2148
02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:10,320
Speaker 1: your car so precious because you've got w Excuse me,

2149
02:00:10,440 --> 02:00:12,760
Speaker 1: what has nothing to do with with the BMW? I

2150
02:00:12,840 --> 02:00:14,880
Speaker 1: have two, All the cars that I parked here has

2151
02:00:14,920 --> 02:00:17,200
Speaker 1: nothing to do with them. Yeah, but the BMW is

2152
02:00:17,200 --> 02:00:19,080
Speaker 1: the one you take care of the most, because that's

2153
02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:24,800
Speaker 1: your baby. To an ugly ask car anyway, ugly ask

2154
02:00:24,840 --> 02:00:27,840
Speaker 1: car sounds like jealousy to me. I don't understand why

2155
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:30,160
Speaker 1: you can't just park where everybody else parked, because I

2156
02:00:30,240 --> 02:00:33,760
Speaker 1: don't care who you are, and you need to stop

2157
02:00:33,840 --> 02:00:37,480
Speaker 1: calling and stay out of my business. Already, it's very simple.

2158
02:00:37,520 --> 02:00:39,000
Speaker 1: All you have to do is get in there, put

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02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:41,200
Speaker 1: the key in the ignition, turn the key on, and

2160
02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:44,400
Speaker 1: move the car. Well. Thanks, thanks for the breakdown on

2161
02:00:44,440 --> 02:00:47,360
Speaker 1: how to move the car. I'm concerned for your Well,

2162
02:00:47,480 --> 02:00:50,600
Speaker 1: don't be concerned. I don't need toned. And what are

2163
02:00:50,600 --> 02:00:52,320
Speaker 1: you gonna do if something happens to your car while

2164
02:00:52,320 --> 02:00:54,840
Speaker 1: it's parked there? Well, I'll deal with that one that

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02:00:54,960 --> 02:00:59,040
Speaker 1: time comes. I don't want the tires to be I

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02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:02,440
Speaker 1: don't want that something happen. That's a threat. I don't

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02:01:02,480 --> 02:01:05,680
Speaker 1: want the paint to be scratched. Let something happen, and

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02:01:05,800 --> 02:01:08,920
Speaker 1: that's a threat. I don't want the window to be smashed. Okay, well,

2169
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:10,840
Speaker 1: well you know what, I don't have tipness because I

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Speaker 1: might work. Okay, hey, thank you. Anyway, like I was saying, list, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm still not talking to you. Okay, who's talking to him?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? I got at work? Oh? You

2173
02:01:30,760 --> 02:01:32,720
Speaker 1: at work? Yeah? Called you from where you come home

2174
02:01:32,800 --> 02:01:36,000
Speaker 1: from work? Stopped by the house. Why what are you

2175
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:37,640
Speaker 1: gonna do to me? I want to see I want

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Speaker 1: to see you, That's all I want to do. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you I'm much hotter than the woman that's on

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Speaker 1: the phone that keeps interrupting. You think, so, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know so, baby that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter,

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02:01:49,440 --> 02:01:51,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. And you know what if I was

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02:01:51,120 --> 02:01:57,120
Speaker 1: writing about right now, that's very good. I'm hanging up.

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02:01:57,360 --> 02:02:02,800
Speaker 1: Good don't hang up, sir. Yeah, oh thank you. Okay,

2183
02:02:02,880 --> 02:02:08,080
Speaker 1: but sir, really goodbye. I'm going to be serious, but

2184
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Speaker 1: this is really a phone tap. My name is Danielle

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Speaker 1: Monaro from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, and you

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Speaker 1: just got phone tap I could never get to have

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Speaker 1: an idea for a phone tab. Go to Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: dot com, click on the phone tap tab, tell us

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Speaker 1: what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded

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Speaker 1: we permission granted by all party sitis Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tab on Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, Danielle has

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Speaker 1: one more look at your Danielle report. What do you have?

2193
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Speaker 1: Daniel It's still my favorite story of the day, And

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Speaker 1: if you would like to see it, go to Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durand's Twitter Elvis Duran Show. Is it or is it not?

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Speaker 1: A penis cheeto? Jason al Dean posted a picture of

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Speaker 1: a cheeto he was eating and sure looks like one

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Speaker 1: to me, which does right? It does? What achenus? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so thank you scary, so me goes. We'll be performing

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Speaker 1: on SNL on March third. The host that night will

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Speaker 1: be Charles Barkley, so that will be pretty cool. If

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Speaker 1: you haven't heard about the Philadelphia Eagles fan that ate

2203
02:03:23,880 --> 02:03:27,400
Speaker 1: poop he was celebrating, so he ate horse poop, but

2204
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Speaker 1: he made sure his scarf didn't get in the poop

2205
02:03:29,720 --> 02:03:32,560
Speaker 1: before before he put the poop in his mouth. I

2206
02:03:32,600 --> 02:03:36,280
Speaker 1: don't get it. And Kindie Jenner may have revealed her

2207
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Speaker 1: daughter's first initial not on purpose, but the floral design

2208
02:03:39,480 --> 02:03:42,360
Speaker 1: that Chloe Kardashian sent over arrived in the shape of

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Speaker 1: a letter C. So now everybody is thinking what name?

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Speaker 1: Maybe Charlie. I like Charlie. It's so cute. With the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl going down in Atlanta next year, Bruno Mars

2212
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Speaker 1: wants the NFL to pick hip hop artists from the

2213
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Speaker 1: area for the halftime show. Will they listen to him?

2214
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but we will keep you posted. And

2215
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Speaker 1: God Planned by Drake is number one on the Hot

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Speaker 1: one for a second straight week, so congratulations to him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Froggy real quick and ten seconds or less, tell the

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Speaker 1: Drake story. That's really great story. He stopped by Miami

2219
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Speaker 1: Senior High yesterday here in South Florida, donated twenty five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars so they could get new uniforms, and filmed

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Speaker 1: his new music video for God's Plan. Elvis Duran presents

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Speaker 1: their twenties, one mistake at a time. You don't have

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Speaker 1: a drinking problem. You have a fun problem, exactly, at

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Speaker 1: least you're getting it out. Twenty Something's Doing Nothing. Listen

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Speaker 1: on the I Heart Radio apt Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: morning Show