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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way you want to be.

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Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

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Speaker 2: us time and a terminol and gay.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. We want

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Speaker 3: to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 3: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: And this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 7: Just because my name is listed first, that in no

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Speaker 7: way means I have top billing on this podcast. And

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Speaker 7: I just now realize that, and I wanted to just

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Speaker 7: say it to you.

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Speaker 5: Karen, Chris, thank you, very generous of you. I would

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Speaker 5: say you have top billing alphabetically, and you have top billing.

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Speaker 5: If we both had to go do a set right.

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Speaker 3: Now, which is of course my recurring dream in nightmare

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Speaker 7: Well, I would assume you and I would do some

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Speaker 7: sort of a mixed nuts improv duo thing, which is

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Speaker 7: something I thought you and I could always do.

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Speaker 3: That would be a huge fix for me in reality.

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Speaker 5: And then this dream where I keep like kind of

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Speaker 5: waking up in the dream to somebody going, oh you out,

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Speaker 5: you're on right now, you have to go, And then

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Speaker 5: I'm like, I haven't done a set in four year?

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about? Why am I booked on

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the dream I have about where I have

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Speaker 7: to get off the road because I forgot a math

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Speaker 7: class in high school and I have to go back

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Speaker 5: Very similar classics, classics? Should we bring our guests on?

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Speaker 1: I see what? Are very excited for our guest today? Karen.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen. You know her.

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Speaker 5: She plays clubs and colleges all over the cold of colleges.

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Speaker 5: She has I think sixteen podcasts herself. She's a writer,

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Speaker 5: she is a comedian, she does it all. She's here

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Speaker 5: for us.

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Speaker 3: Now. Please welcome Naomi eck Peragan.

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Speaker 6: Chris, why were you scared to say my last name?

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Speaker 6: A real last minute? Everyone sees through me.

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Speaker 7: I am horrified by any series of vowels and consonants.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay, It's really pretty phonetic, except for the

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Speaker 3: Sorry did I get it right or.

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Speaker 4: No you didn't, but I knew.

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Speaker 6: But it was just so funny because he was preparing

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Speaker 6: to do it and this Karen, Okay, he's not going

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Speaker 6: to try it. I, as you know, usually I introduced,

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Speaker 7: Then there's a lull where I improv uh. And it's

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Speaker 7: always the weakest part of the podcast. Although Karen, I

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Speaker 7: don't know. I have told you this, but a lot

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Speaker 3: And then it's your your improving.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, people keep asking about that, but just talking talking,

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Speaker 7: I am myself and continually speak and then and then

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Speaker 7: ultimately Karen usually does the intros.

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Speaker 4: But yes, I would have said Jin.

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Speaker 7: At the end of your name. I didn't even need

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Speaker 7: to tell you that I want honesty. I want this

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Speaker 7: friendship to start with honesty.

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Speaker 5: I would have said, Jim do yeah, I think you

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Speaker 5: have no choice, so you have no choice about the honest.

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Speaker 3: It's so true to see it.

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Speaker 4: She's going to make it happen. And I know.

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Speaker 6: I say I want honesty, I say I don't want

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Speaker 6: debt between us. That's something very important to be with friendship.

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Speaker 6: I can't like like I have to pay you back

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Speaker 6: or like, if you treat it, I'm treating the next

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Speaker 6: I am treating from the I don't want debt between us.

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Speaker 1: Well, consider us fiscally in love.

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Speaker 5: And actually you have the one up on me because

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Speaker 5: we I'm the last person who canceled between the two

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Speaker 5: think that it might be the time might be running

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Speaker 5: out on the statue of limitations.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think we're totally a reset. I think

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Speaker 6: So now we're fresh. Now, you know, until pretty one,

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Speaker 6: we're fresh. It's three fresh, and I had no idea.

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Speaker 6: You guys had past beef about a cancelation. Should we

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Speaker 5: Let's well, all I'll say is Naomi and I'm well.

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Speaker 5: We met at the All Jill Comedy Festival in.

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Speaker 4: Yep A Lady. It was Lady Times, Old.

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Speaker 3: Jane, Old Jill.

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Speaker 4: I got my nursery.

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Speaker 3: I'm from Stacy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know where it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Curious Comedy.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I love that place.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's friend Stacy who runs it and is the greatest.

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Speaker 5: So Naomi and I were staying at the same bizarre

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Speaker 5: uh motel that was in an abandoned office park over

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Speaker 6: Yes, absolutely absolutely. Now is that because you and I

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Speaker 6: both refuse to share rooms with people?

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Speaker 4: I assume so probably.

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Speaker 6: I assume they were like, oh, you want to be

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Speaker 4: How's that?

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Speaker 5: How about you go to the Diva motel and go

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Speaker 5: stay out there, And we're both like great. And there

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Speaker 5: was a ballroom dancing competition in the lobby.

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Speaker 3: Remember that?

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Speaker 4: And I fully forgot that. That's so true.

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Speaker 3: There was a store. Did you look in that store

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Speaker 4: You will shop that on your own, you brave the steward.

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Speaker 5: It was like, let's get leantards with fire on them.

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Speaker 5: But apparently you weren't. If you weren't in the competition,

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Speaker 5: brandy posey type of person like La Girl comic female comic.

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Speaker 4: We got kicked out.

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Speaker 5: I mean it was like those people were like this

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Speaker 5: And I was like, that's kind of perfect.

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Speaker 7: For ball Are you pointing at items in the store

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Speaker 7: I mean a lot of vendors, if I can call

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there are also exactly I was like, not necessarily vendors.

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Speaker 5: Artists, absolately hand threaded, I mean boa like feather boas

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just pulling this out.

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Speaker 5: Of what I can remember from Literally this was six

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Speaker 6: really came in hot saying no, I will not be

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Speaker 4: Happy to be invited.

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Speaker 6: But I was like, but this, I'm very particular when

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Speaker 4: And this is why I don't do festivals.

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Speaker 5: It's right, it's not. I'm not here to camp out

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Speaker 5: of times, like I had, I had the fun ones before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris, are you an active senior? You strike me

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Speaker 7: I was gonna say, yeah, the last cruise ship festival

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Speaker 7: I did, which lets you know I'm a senior.

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Speaker 4: We shared the smallest room.

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Speaker 7: With the bed The beds were scooted together and the

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you why you two would.

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Speaker 4: Want to miss out on that character building.

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Speaker 5: It also makes me think of that we did spend

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Speaker 6: Well that was a thing because I knew you were

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Speaker 4: So I've feel like I met you. We were both there.

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Speaker 6: We should have been sharing a blanket, our legs were,

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Speaker 6: but like we were meeting. Were like, we're both in

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Speaker 6: we've been put in this hotel because we are difficult.

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Speaker 7: Okay outright, I don't live in I don't know why

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Speaker 6: Yeah outside the hotel, Yeah, right outside but it certainly

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Speaker 4: If if I had a feed, they would have.

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Speaker 5: Come, you know, entirely. They were waiting right around the corner.

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Speaker 5: But maybe this staff had them beaten back enough, so

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Speaker 5: it's like it was bugging people. But this was the

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Speaker 5: that was like sharing the other side of the park.

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Speaker 5: I would walk up there and just be like they

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Speaker 5: But it was like a University of Phoenix style actual

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Speaker 7: I also like that feeling. But it's weird to not

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Speaker 5: So Naomi, when it finally came to tape time, you

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Speaker 3: Right, yes, yes, Chris, you've done this. You've done a

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Speaker 3: But you get do you get two shots? Two sets?

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Speaker 4: Yep? Two sets seven and a ten, seven and ten?

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Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes she gained the COVID nineteen and you have

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Speaker 5: Well, and having seen you a lot, I don't see

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Speaker 3: That's what it feels like.

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Speaker 5: It feels like you're kind of leading a chat that

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Speaker 4: I'm improvising, I'm yes and myself.

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Speaker 3: Chris so Low.

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Speaker 4: First of all, thank you so much, Kieren. That is

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Speaker 3: Okay, You're one of my favorites.

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Speaker 4: That is the dream. Literally anytime.

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Speaker 6: It's so funny because I'll be like, why are people

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, Karen Kilgarrett told people I existed, done

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Speaker 7: The follows come when KK comes through my whole career.

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Speaker 7: It's Karen doing that for me.

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Speaker 4: But Chris, you I saw you.

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Speaker 4: Be January February. You were giving me Christmas sweater vibes.

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Speaker 4: That's it. That's the stuff.

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Speaker 5: I have to say this is I've had the best

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Speaker 5: So like, if you can accept it, do your thing,

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Speaker 5: And so when it really came together was when I

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Speaker 5: But then in a room like that, they all just

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Speaker 5: give over to you, like it. They're like absolutely leadable,

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Speaker 5: yes exactly, you like take up the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: Well, Biss.

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Speaker 6: Situation is my favorite song. I like to have it

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Speaker 6: it just a business situation, like and you know, who

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Speaker 6: Chris Pope's clapping. It's from the live album and I

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Speaker 4: And also because I think the music is so well done.

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Speaker 6: Like there's nothing I can't stand more than a musical

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Speaker 6: I think when someone sounds good like you're you're inclined

448
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Speaker 6: to focus on it.

449
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Speaker 4: You know you're not going to just be like, oh

450
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Speaker 4: this this Jack a lantern thiswe I agree.

451
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I well, you try and convince Karen to lay

452
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Speaker 7: down another music album. I keep I want to start

453
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Speaker 7: a band, whether even though I only play trombone. But

454
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Speaker 7: maybe she'll listen to you, Naomi, maybe shall listen to you.

455
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Speaker 7: I think that music it means to happen.

456
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,439
Speaker 5: Again, guys that I loved doing it, but there is

457
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Speaker 5: and I know I've talked to both of you individually

458
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Speaker 5: about this. When you're up there in the middle of

459
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 5: a song, you cannot get out, you have to finish it.

460
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Speaker 3: It's the worst. Even when they love it. It's the

461
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 3: worst feeling in the world to me.

462
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Speaker 5: Because I like the idea, like I want to show

463
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 5: people like, hey, look I thought this thing up. I

464
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Speaker 5: want the credit, and I like I want the hard

465
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 5: laughs at the jokes where they are. But sometimes there's

466
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Speaker 5: like vast deserts between laughs between like good feelings and

467
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 5: when it's bad, it is the worst. But I think

468
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Speaker 5: like a room like the Hollywood improv because there's such

469
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Speaker 5: a weird show feel. It's like the room is you know,

470
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Speaker 5: stacked or whatever, Like there's something about it that if

471
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 5: you go in there and you're like, I'm filling this

472
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 5: whole room up, it'll work. And if you if the

473
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 5: room gets on you and you get small's that's when

474
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Speaker 5: I have always failed, is when I was like it's

475
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Speaker 5: too fancy for me or whatever. It's like, it's the

476
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Speaker 5: fucking improv.

477
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Speaker 6: What are you doing right? And that's that I have

478
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 6: to remember. Yeah, you're the star. You are, You're the star.

479
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 6: We should be talking about comedy so much or should know.

480
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Speaker 4: I wish you.

481
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Speaker 6: Guys, we could do this podcast back when I actually

482
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Speaker 6: needed a rat because I always need a ride because

483
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Speaker 6: I don't drop in la.

484
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Speaker 4: We will podcast that would take me places.

485
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Speaker 7: This is the dree Well we promisedly will in the future. Yes, yes,

486
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Speaker 7: And my my sister is a very big fan of you.

487
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Speaker 7: Naoi like uh she she watched Megan Gaily and Spokane

488
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 7: and through her got introduced you and she listens to

489
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Speaker 7: everything you do podcast wise.

490
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Speaker 4: She's a really good man. She's brought you.

491
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Speaker 7: Up many many times and you would like her and

492
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Speaker 7: one day.

493
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Speaker 3: She has great taste, she knows her comedy stuff.

494
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've I'm like, should I go see this person?

495
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Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm it's not my favorite, but they've been

496
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Speaker 7: doing comedy forever.

497
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Speaker 4: I think you'll like them.

498
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Speaker 7: And she's like they were very She don't give a

499
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Speaker 7: perfect synopsis of their strong points and say nothing negative.

500
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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh that's very Now I like her. She's strength space.

501
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Speaker 6: Does she a social worker? She is a teacher, a librarian.

502
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Speaker 6: See strength Space. You have to you've got to focus

503
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Speaker 6: on the good to.

504
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Speaker 4: Bring more of that out. Yes, that's good.

505
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 7: I've noticed, well, she's found a lot of good in you.

506
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Speaker 4: And I had to let you know.

507
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Speaker 5: Thank you what you're saying, Lisa, And she listens to

508
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Speaker 5: your and Megan Gaily's podcast about Lifetime movies.

509
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Speaker 3: Do you want to talk tell us a little bit

510
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Speaker 3: about that.

511
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Speaker 6: Sometimes someone comes to you, okay, sometimes a corporation comes

512
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 6: to you in a pandemic. It says, do you want

513
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Speaker 6: to do a podcast about lifetime movies? And you say,

514
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Speaker 6: you mean what I was already watching absolutely, And then say,

515
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Speaker 6: why don't we add a white woman to the And

516
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Speaker 6: then I call Megan gay because I say she's the

517
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Speaker 6: whitest woman I know, whitest woman I trust and got

518
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Speaker 6: her in the loop, and I'm just really glad we

519
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 6: work well together. You know what I mean, because I

520
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 6: know her as a comic, but you know, it's always

521
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 6: from when you start to work with somebody and it's

522
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 6: like do you.

523
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Speaker 4: Believe in being on time and doing things right? You know?

524
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 4: And she does and we love that. Yes, yes, And

525
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Speaker 4: if it was up.

526
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Speaker 6: To me, we would just watch thrillers. We would just

527
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 6: watch murderers, we would watch nefarious Husband's okay, but we

528
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 6: also have been watching we had. They have a Royal movies,

529
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Speaker 6: like three movies on Harry and Meghan, a true trilogy.

530
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Speaker 4: They have William and Kate.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna be doing some Christmas movies like every now

532
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 6: and then we'll do a romance. But literally, I'm like,

533
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Speaker 6: I want to watch The Killer in my Backyard, So

534
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Speaker 6: I want.

535
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Speaker 4: They're so funny and so like, I don't know what

536
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 4: I see a lifetime movie.

537
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 6: I say anything as possible, because it's like this person

538
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 6: wrote that thing, and then somebody bought it, and then

539
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 6: they shot it in a weekend and then it's like

540
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 6: everybody got a job.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's a beautiful thing to see a lifetime

542
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Speaker 4: movie at action.

543
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Speaker 5: Also when they jump on this is because my sister

544
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Speaker 5: and I are a little bit obsessed at this point

545
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 5: with the Christmas movies because it really does like almost

546
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 5: like cartoons on Saturday morning when you are a kid,

547
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 5: and you know, for us in the eighties, it has

548
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 5: this feeling of like, oh, I'm home for the holidays.

549
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 5: It's kind of like we're busy and stressed because there's

550
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 5: things to do, like top line, but right now it's

551
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,479
Speaker 5: six o'clock. We're done with today's stuff, and we're like

552
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 5: wrapping or doing stuff, and it's always on in the background.

553
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Speaker 4: It is.

554
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 5: It is the most beautifully formulaic yet varied, you know

555
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 5: what I mean. So you know that you're going to

556
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 5: have this successful advertising female executive who has to go

557
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:48,239
Speaker 5: back to go through her mother's old cabin always she

558
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 5: drives in and they're decorating the tall, tall pine.

559
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Speaker 3: Tree in the city square.

560
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Speaker 4: I mean, it is.

561
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Speaker 5: It's the kind of thing where if you want to

562
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 5: be cynical, you can, but if you give into it,

563
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 5: it's way better. And it's like it's a true kind

564
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 5: of a journey where you're just like, yeah, what like

565
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 5: if you kind of I know, I think I go

566
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Speaker 5: with it of like I what if she doesn't get him?

567
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Speaker 3: What if the guys she ran into in the mug store.

568
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 3: Doesn't Oh my god, less he's a doctor. What if

569
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Speaker 3: he doesn't like her or whatever? Like, you can really

570
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Speaker 3: go with it, Yeah, and I do.

571
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Speaker 7: That's one thing I'm good at now is giving in

572
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Speaker 7: to programming like that, like I will while I've been

573
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Speaker 7: watching Disney and Nickelodeon kids shows just for the right

574
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Speaker 7: because it's so many jokes.

575
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Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, those shows are good.

576
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Speaker 7: They're like thirty Rock for kids, and I'm I'm really

577
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 7: I get sucked in and I tear up at certain things,

578
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 7: like even like Toyota commercials, but you just.

579
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Speaker 6: Got to own well, Christopher, Honey, that's different. Yeah, Toyota,

580
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 6: that's something else entirely Well.

581
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Speaker 7: I could go over all the reasons, but we've gone

582
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Speaker 7: down that road before.

583
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Speaker 4: H Yeah.

584
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Speaker 3: I love that.

585
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Speaker 5: You guys are actually the official podcast of Time.

586
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought they jumped on later

587
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: from the beginning. You were approached by Lifetime.

588
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 6: Yes, that's how it started, they initially, and I was like,

589
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 6: and again, it's funny just because I joke, like, I

590
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 6: wasn't watching Lifetime movies at the moment, but those are

591
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 6: such a big part of my childhood Lifetime movies and like,

592
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 6: you know, because it was basic cable so we had it,

593
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 6: but it was like a little adult but obviously nothing really,

594
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 6: but you know, it's like a teenager. I'm like, oh

595
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 6: my god, my god, look at that sensuality and murder,

596
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 6: like it was a big deal.

597
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Speaker 4: And yeah, I would watch those.

598
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Speaker 6: And so and especially you know, we're we're all at

599
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 6: home anyway, I was like, yeah, give me an excuse.

600
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 6: I've been sitting in the house watching anime for a year.

601
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 6: Let's shake it up. Yeah, bring some Lifetime back and so.

602
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 5: And there was part of it when you're younger that's like,

603
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 5: this is what you're going to be faced with as

604
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 5: a grown Wyes, yes, yes, So either you're gonna be

605
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 5: the perfect like you're gonna be the perfect model bride

606
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 5: that then when you and your army husband get home,

607
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 5: you're suddenly you know, he's he's gonna his eyes are

608
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 5: going to turn to black ink and you're in serious

609
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 5: danger and here we go, or you know, or you're

610
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 5: going to get a career and then you're gonna go

611
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 5: home for Christmas. And then the guy that you know

612
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 5: that's making the donuts in the town is going to

613
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 5: fall in love with you and you know.

614
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 4: And also like can I please all I ever want?

615
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm obsessed with large kitchens, and that's

616
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 6: Lifetime's fault.

617
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 4: Every movie.

618
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Speaker 6: It don't matter what she do. She had kindergarten, teach it.

619
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Speaker 6: She a big city executive. Marble countertops, okay, at least one,

620
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 6: sometimes two kitchen islands.

621
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Speaker 4: Yes, I love it.

622
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Speaker 7: I love when when the job is just struggling a

623
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Speaker 7: welder artist and then they have the nicest apartment I've

624
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 7: ever seen.

625
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 4: I know, but there's something about a big kitchen.

626
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 6: I've never lived in a place with a big kitchen really,

627
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 6: like you know, my own, where it's just like room

628
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 6: to maneuver. You know, more than one person can be in.

629
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Speaker 5: The kitchen and it's not you can immediately picture them

630
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 5: like taking pasta in a calendar and throwing it way

631
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 5: up in the air and like nothing's gonna get it's

632
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 5: not gonna get on anything because they just have room

633
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 5: to do it.

634
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, an is train utilizing an island in any way,

635
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 7: that means you got a fancy kitchen face it, Yeah

636
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 7: you do.

637
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 4: And that's Lifetime, baby, that's me.

638
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 6: Every girl's got it, got an island and it's aspirational.

639
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 5: It's an aspirational show. And then is it couple's therapy? Yes,

640
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 5: your podcast with Andy?

641
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

642
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 4: Yes.

643
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 6: So now we will have our you know, guests, people

644
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 6: we like on and we will answer relationship questions, talk

645
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 6: to them a little bit about their relations We recently

646
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 6: had Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salinger on. Sometimes we had

647
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 6: a couple which is a cute, fun time. But then

648
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 6: Lance Reddick, we love a Lance Reddick speaking of corporate

649
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 6: who played the Scary Ball. Yeah, he is so nice

650
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 6: and tender and you know, wonderful comedians. I wish I

651
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 6: had names off the top of my head. But the

652
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 6: point is we're having fun and there's nothing I love

653
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 6: more than answering relationship questions because I it I should

654
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 6: be ill in law, I should be Oprah like. That

655
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 6: is something I can very much do at some point

656
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 6: because I know how to tell. I know exactly what

657
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 6: you should do. I don't do it personally in my

658
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 6: own life. But if you don't pay attention to that,

659
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 6: you will listen and you will feel better.

660
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 5: Yes, what's the best piece of advice you guys have?

661
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Speaker 3: Like somebody said to you or you've come up with

662
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Speaker 3: on a show.

663
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, one of the things I have said over

664
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Speaker 6: and over is anybody worth your time will not have

665
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Speaker 6: to be convinced. And that is when these people be

666
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Speaker 6: coming in here talking about like, oh I like him

667
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 6: or her, or they aren't paying attention to me, whether

668
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 6: it's a crush or we're in a relationship, and like

669
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 6: they're not making time for me, And what do I do?

670
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 6: And it's like you have to leave nobody who is

671
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 6: your person is gonna need to be coaxed into showing

672
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 6: up for you?

673
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

674
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 4: Good god, it's simple.

675
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 6: But also, and I say that to somebody who gave

676
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 6: a lot of hoes a lot of time, you know

677
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 6: what I mean?

678
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 4: They were the best Chris, did you gives a lot

679
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 4: of time?

680
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 7: I mean, let's get there with I am looking back

681
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 7: and seeing that there was a lot of condensing.

682
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, always.

683
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a hard one to learn because, well, especially

684
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 5: if you're like me, where the people.

685
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 3: I like the most are the ones that do not

686
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 3: give a shit? Right, you get into that thing because

687
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 3: I listen to what's that thing?

688
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 5: It's called uh uh it's pheromones. No, sorry, sorry, it's

689
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 5: how it's the way you bond.

690
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 3: So it's like anxiety or secure.

691
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 4: Like anxious codependent or.

692
00:31:59,360 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 3: Secure.

693
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, attachment like the attachment theory.

694
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 5: Attachment theory, and I learned about one of them is

695
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 5: if you have an anxious attachment like tendency, then the

696
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 5: people who have there's one that's like basically like no

697
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 5: thanks attachment, and those people give you feelings that you

698
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 5: begin to mistake for the feelings of love because it's

699
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 5: actually anxiety because you know they're not going to give

700
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 5: you what you want, and you want and it makes

701
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 5: you want it more.

702
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have that right.

703
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 5: I think everyone has it a little bit. It's that

704
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 5: thing of like it's the person is a crush that

705
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 5: then somehow becomes a rock star the less they care

706
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 5: about you.

707
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 6: That's interesting. I never was that way, if anything. I

708
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 6: think if you liked me, then I would attach to you,

709
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. I was like, oh you

710
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 6: like me, we in love now, And then they would

711
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 6: very much be like, oh no, I changed my mind,

712
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 6: like if that happens, or like I would like a

713
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 6: friend like I needed you. I'm not here for anybody

714
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 6: who seems disinterested.

715
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 4: I don't.

716
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 6: It's already like enough, I think I don't like me,

717
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 6: so I don't need somebody else not liking me either,

718
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 6: Like I can only be in one battle at any

719
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 6: given time, and so I need you to kind of

720
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 6: be on board. But it's not enough that you just

721
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,479
Speaker 6: like me, right. I was never taking the time to think,

722
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 6: do I actually like them?

723
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Right?

724
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 5: You know that's a very I think that's a lot

725
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 5: of women deal with that, where it's like the flipping

726
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 5: that question of like, wait, what if this was my

727
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 5: choice and I'm not sitting here like waiting for my

728
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 5: dance card to get filled. It's really that's a tough one.

729
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 5: That's like emotional maturity.

730
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 6: I think, I know, are there of you in relations

731
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Speaker 6: I am now, I'm just I've really been finding myself

732
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 6: the last year and a half and I feel good

733
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 6: about it.

734
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: But now I'm very Chris.

735
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 5: You turned to the side as you were saying that,

736
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 5: and it looked like Beethoven Z No, there's still.

737
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: A way error here, and I was looking at myself

738
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Speaker 1: totally dark.

739
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Speaker 5: Oh you turn to the side and because of your backlighting, yeah,

740
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 5: it goes Yeah, sorry, this is bad podcasting.

741
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 4: You gotta do a screenshot real quick post.

742
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 7: This, Okay, click here, we do it, and I'm gonna

743
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 7: tak Penny Stilouette.

744
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: Hold on, holdn wait, turning it.

745
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

746
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 7: There it's a dark silhouette and there's the reveal of

747
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 7: my pa and you're back.

748
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 1: It's great.

749
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 5: It's great to have reveals on podcast. Zoom reveals on podcast.

750
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 5: If you want to see what Chris looks like, you

751
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 5: have to pay nine to ninety nine to go into.

752
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 1: The unlock these pixelated images. Enjoy. I've been, Yeah, I've been.

753
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: I've been outdoors a lot.

754
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 7: I've been golfing and skateboarding and doing things that make

755
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 7: me happy and I feel good. And it's okay that

756
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 7: I've been not dating, but yeah, yeah.

757
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, saying golf is your girlfriend and that's fine with us.

758
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: Ex I love Lady Golf, and.

759
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 4: Yeah I don't my Lady Gulf.

760
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 7: I'm just worried that I'm going to keep it's going

761
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 7: to stay this way for me, I would buy some

762
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 7: decision in my brain where I'm like, well, I'm old, now,

763
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 7: time to start building homes for pigeons to visit me.

764
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because I'm into miniature You.

765
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 4: Do love pigeons.

766
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 6: You brought them up twice now, and I know it's

767
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 6: that pigeon energy.

768
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 5: You've got some pigeon energy about you. I have the same, Chris,

769
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 5: I have the same feeling where like when I went

770
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 5: home in May, like and we had to go to

771
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 5: a family function and I'm cousins who are like, so

772
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 5: I've been dating anyone lately?

773
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you mean in the.

774
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 5: Past eighteen months of quarantine for the global pandemic, now,

775
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 5: I haven't met anyone yet, Like, how dare you like?

776
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 5: I've been spending my time getting like just packing on

777
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 5: the pounds and really watching every single thing on yeah Netflix.

778
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 7: I mean, there's been a couple of close calls, but

779
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 7: that was just the mail carrier coming to my door.

780
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 7: Other than that, no relationships have been presented at my

781
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,479
Speaker 7: apartment on a hill.

782
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 5: I did have some some exciting likes on Twitter, but

783
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 5: that does that count as a relationship? I don't think

784
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 5: it does.

785
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 4: Well, what about postmate?

786
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 6: Know, I had one, like I knew he had got

787
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 6: in bed when I had a repeat postmate and he

788
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 6: literally goes hello again, and it was something about the

789
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 6: way he said again that I felt was savage, brutal. Yeah,

790
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 6: and pointed Okay, too much shame murder.

791
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 4: Hello again.

792
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a taco bell guy. Uh, there was

793
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 7: a taco bell by my college. And the guy just

794
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 7: knew my name, Hey Chris, and I felt unhealthy.

795
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 4: Yes.

796
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 7: Then he asked me about old bags of marijuana for him.

797
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 7: I did didn't have to sell them, and he said

798
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 7: if I lost it, we'd be in big trouble with

799
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 7: some guys in Saaba. So I did not do that.

800
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 7: I did not become a drug dealer. My freshman year

801
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,439
Speaker 7: car across the counter truly, really next to the microphone

802
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 7: that announces food orders, like, I'm like, quiet down, you're

803
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 7: the worst recruiter for drug activity.

804
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Was this the abandoned business college Karen

805
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 4: was talking about earlier? I believe close.

806
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 7: It's a it's a rapidly depleting uh.

807
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 4: Liberal arts college.

808
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 1: But enrollment is down. You didn't need to hear that update.

809
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: It's down.

810
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 4: It's not doing well.

811
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 1: To be honest, it's not Oh you weren't serious.

812
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 5: What we're saying is worry. We're saying worry. It's not cool.

813
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 5: Things aren't going good.

814
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 7: It's a college I care about. I want them to

815
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 7: do better. Go to the University of Montana. I do

816
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 7: you enjoy sculpture or ceramics? But were you in Montana?

817
00:37:59,320 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 5: Yeah?

818
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm from Missoula, Montana.

819
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 4: You're from MISSOULI. I am from Missoula. When did you

820
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 4: meet your first black person?

821
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: There is a lot of white people there, now, I know.

822
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 1: That's why my sister pronounced it's white. By the way.

823
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 3: Uh oh no, it's a big breath before it.

824
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say eighty percent Caucasian.

825
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 4: I maybe I'm wrong.

826
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: Someone good Yeah, but yeah no.

827
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 4: But like seriously though, like were you was it?

828
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 6: Once you left Montana and then you like went to

829
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 6: do an open mic and you were like that black

830
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 6: guy's talking, Like when did it hit you? No?

831
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 7: I think, uh, well, I'm not going to defend the

832
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 7: whole state or or no.

833
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 4: You don't have to defend them, genuinely curious.

834
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 7: New York is one of those liberal towns that want

835
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 7: so badly to have culture that they'll bring it in,

836
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 7: uh in a way that other parts of much like

837
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 7: Austin in Texas. And that's where I ended up moving

838
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 7: actually is Austin, And so I finally lived in a

839
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 7: city and got to be around different people and it

840
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 7: was really important to me right away, and my dad

841
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 7: told me it would be important to me and wanted

842
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 7: me to get out.

843
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: But I do like going back to Missoula for those streams.

844
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 4: In the mountains. Yeah, of course, not beautiful. It's You're

845
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 4: not in trouble for me, for I know, I know

846
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 4: I'm not.

847
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 3: You're real, very defensive.

848
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 4: Why people be delicate? Okay, shake it off. It's not your.

849
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 7: Fault, you white. I put it on myself. That is

850
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 7: not something you put on me. It is living inside

851
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 7: of me. I'm sorry, Naomi. I didn't know that you

852
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 7: grew up in Harlem. What was your favorite part about that?

853
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 8: Oh?

854
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a favorite?

855
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 6: When I was growing up, Harlem was just such a

856
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 6: neighborhood and it was, you know, it felt a little

857
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 6: like I will walk around to the corner store to

858
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 6: the bodega in my pajamas and like there was no

859
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 6: judgment there, you know what I mean, Like I liked it.

860
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 6: There was one bodega where there was a bodega cat

861
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 6: that I was like, this cat is my pet.

862
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 4: I would go and like pet the Budjaca.

863
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 6: All the daggas have cats, I know, but like I

864
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 6: feel like they have them now, but like when I

865
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 6: was little, you know, the only ones I could go

866
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 6: to right because it was like I had a two

867
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 6: block radius.

868
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 4: I'm talking like ten years old when I could go

869
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 4: and I would be like, I.

870
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 6: Get to go over to the bedeka with the cat

871
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 6: and then I would just like sit in the back

872
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 6: and pet the cat for a good ten to fifteen minutes,

873
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 6: and then I'd buy like a soda to justify my

874
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 6: time with the cat.

875
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 5: And then could you're in where you lived, could you

876
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 5: not have pets? Oh?

877
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 3: Is it a family?

878
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: No?

879
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 6: Specifically like I so my mom I had like a turtle,

880
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 6: I had a hamster, every like small little apartment pet,

881
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 6: you know. But my mom does not like cats, and

882
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 6: so she was like no cats absolutely.

883
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 7: So you had to go to cat store. You had

884
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 7: to go find the cats out in the street.

885
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 4: A great cat.

886
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 6: Like looking back, it's like, thank god I didn't get ticks,

887
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 6: you know, like it's a potaca cat is anyway some

888
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 6: I feel like now they get taken care of, but

889
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 6: back then, it was like, oh, that's just a random

890
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:02,919
Speaker 6: ass cat.

891
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 4: I love, Yes, I always have. I grew up around them.

892
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 7: But they're when everyone at Bridgetown in Portland. Went to

893
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 7: some cat cafe where apparently you have hope and beverages, coffee,

894
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 7: hot drinks, and there's cats. Cats just crawl around you

895
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 7: and you pet multiple cats that didn't appeal to me.

896
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 4: No interesting, I see that. I definitely see the fleas

897
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 4: and the ticks that you mentioned.

898
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, and also I think the people

899
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 5: that go there are so obsessed with the petting and

900
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 5: the cats that I don't know how much they're having,

901
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 5: Like a big old latte with foam right there on

902
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 5: the table.

903
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 3: I bet you that they there's like the focus is.

904
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 4: The animal's peak.

905
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: I would hope.

906
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: So I want to go there.

907
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 5: Now, make a rule where it's like you go in

908
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 5: there first and have your drink after you watch your.

909
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 7: Safe to assume if I get the focus lid cats,

910
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 7: they're probably out of business.

911
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 6: Now.

912
00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 7: That's you gotta buy the beverage.

913
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 5: There alive, and it's all alcohol. It's hard alcohol that

914
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 5: you have.

915
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 4: To buy just drunk.

916
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: My favorite thing when I lived in New York, and

917
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 5: this is because I grew up in a in a

918
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 5: very small and kind of countryish town in northern California.

919
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 5: The idea that there were bodega's on the end of

920
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 5: both ends of the block was the It was just like, oh,

921
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 5: I could like truly roll out. There was one that

922
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 5: was closer didn't have the good cookies.

923
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 3: Than the one at the end.

924
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 5: It had like the gourmet stuff, and it was just

925
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 5: like this is true bounty. Like it blew my mind

926
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 5: because in the way I grew up, you'd have to

927
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 5: ask to get something, and then it'd be like, we're

928
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 5: not going into town until blank, yes, beholden too, adults

929
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 5: going to town, which is so fucking Laura Ingles Wilder.

930
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 5: So when I was actually finally in New York, I

931
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 5: was just like, first of all, for just I didn't

932
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 5: need to do anything. I would just put in my

933
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 5: my iPod and just walk, yes, walk for blocks and blocks.

934
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 3: That was the greatest.

935
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: Yes.

936
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 6: I mean, I was taking the bus to school by

937
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 6: myself at age ten, and that was I was going

938
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 6: from Harlem to the Upper East Side and that was

939
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 6: the city bus, you know what I mean, Like my

940
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 6: mom would she would walk me sometime, like she would

941
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 6: walk me in the beginning, like to the stop and

942
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 6: she'd wait and then after a while she was like, Okay,

943
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 6: I'm gonna watch you from the window and like make

944
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 6: sure you get a set off. And then it was like,

945
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 6: all right, I'm out, and I really like that. You know,

946
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 6: it's not you know, certainly they're kids who grew up

947
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 6: in New York who had like the party and all

948
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 6: that kind of stuff lifestyle that wasn't me. But I

949
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 6: just was very used to being self sufficient in really

950
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 6: basic ways, and that has been a really difficult thing

951
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 6: in moving out here.

952
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 4: Because of the whole not driving, because I am used

953
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:48,479
Speaker 4: to just.

954
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 6: Taking my feet or like as simple as exactly like

955
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 6: I want to iced tea or I'm out of something

956
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 6: at home, I can walk a block and grab it,

957
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 6: you know. Like when I was in New York, I

958
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 6: just kept going to Dwayne Read Too, which is three

959
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 6: blocks away, because.

960
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 4: I didn't have.

961
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 6: When I was like, oh, I need to use my

962
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 6: card as supposed to cash or something, and some of

963
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 6: themdiggas were like, what you're what you're buying is four

964
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 6: dollars and I will not let you use a credit card.

965
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 4: So I was like, I gotta go to dwayde and Read.

966
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 4: But I went there like twice in one day.

967
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 6: Like it was just like grab it go like and

968
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 6: that is something I missed, and you know now it's

969
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 6: like I gotta do a target run. Yes, and I

970
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 6: know La is allegedly a city, but to me, it's

971
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 6: just much more like suburban with all the sketch of

972
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 6: a city campy.

973
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 4: It's so hard to walk to them.

974
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 7: I feel really lucky in growing up in a town

975
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 7: where it was pretty safe.

976
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 4: As a kid.

977
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: There was always the classic white.

978
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 7: Fan kidnapper situation, and everyone was weary of that. They

979
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 7: would announce everywhere who got kidnapped that week.

980
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, but no one. And then I

981
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: found this article.

982
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 7: By the way, twice I was in the paper, they

983
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 7: would see me because I dress like a crossing guard.

984
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 7: My mom made me a stop sign and I orange vest,

985
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 7: and so someone at the Missouli and thought I was

986
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 7: cute enough to go on the cover two different times.

987
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: I saw this clipping recently.

988
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 7: It said Chris Fairbanks walks to packs in elementary. His

989
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 7: parents are Lynn and Jim, and he lives at two

990
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 7: ten Cans. It had my street and my parents' name.

991
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 3: It had the kidnapping script on the front page.

992
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 1: And they were just like, for lack of we don't

993
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: know what else to say.

994
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 7: Here's I guess to let the reader know that they

995
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 7: had permission to post my photos.

996
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: So, hey, we know his parents, Lynn and Jim.

997
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 7: Here's their address if you want to ask, ye, don't

998
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 7: worry about just giving kidnap her some sweet sweet bait.

999
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 5: It's completely Chris. I'm your father Jim's friends. Oh, he's

1000
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 5: in the hospital and your mother Lynn can't come.

1001
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 7: That's the that's how they do it. I would have

1002
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 7: done how they do it. I would have gone would hey,

1003
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 7: I'd be the president of a bank. It would have

1004
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 7: lit a fire under my ant that I regret never

1005
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 7: getting kidnapped. God, I'd be successful.

1006
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 5: But if someone did really have that, you had the

1007
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,479
Speaker 5: businessman's edge that.

1008
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 3: You lack now because you trauma.

1009
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 7: Protected unkidnapped life that I just kind of haven't achieved

1010
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 7: that much.

1011
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 4: I do the bare minimize.

1012
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 6: Sometimes I wish I was taken to I'm like, Liam

1013
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 6: Neeson's daughter is doing so well, now you know what

1014
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 6: I mean.

1015
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 4: Like after she got ages, she's gorgeous, she kept it together.

1016
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 6: Okay, she got professional, and she's like, we gonna I'm

1017
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 6: gonna be a grown woman.

1018
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 4: And I was like, I love it.

1019
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 3: Oh, I love the movie you know what she did.

1020
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 5: She got mad, She got mad, and then she got revenge.

1021
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 5: I now I'm now, I weirdly am missing New York.

1022
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 5: I lived there so long ago and I only lived

1023
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 5: there for a year, But it really was because I

1024
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 5: grew up in that time where like I saw a

1025
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 5: Goodbye girl at a very young age, like that idea.

1026
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 5: I was convinced my parents were gonna get divorced my

1027
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 5: whole childhood, and so I was constantly preparing for, like

1028
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 5: when my parents get divorced, I have to live with

1029
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 5: my mom because that's what they always do. And if

1030
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 5: she moves to New York, I'm gonna have to get

1031
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna have to get those rejoinders. I'm gonna

1032
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 5: have to get that Quinn Cummings sassy New York little

1033
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 5: girl act.

1034
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 6: Like.

1035
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 5: I was obsessed with that idea that like, I gotta

1036
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 5: make it. That's how you make it there. You have

1037
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 5: your comebacks and you read your books. I was obsessed

1038
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 5: with it. So when I out there, I was I

1039
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 5: was always like walking around.

1040
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 7: And then you throw your hat in the air.

1041
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 3: And pretend you're in Minneapolis.

1042
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 6: But that's so funny, though, because when you say that

1043
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 6: like thinking you have to like have that like attitude.

1044
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 6: My theory untested is that you know, when you think

1045
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 6: of a tough New Yorker and like New Yorkers are

1046
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 6: mean or whatever, that's actually not a native new Yorker.

1047
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 6: You're meeting someone who has moved to New York who

1048
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 6: thinks that is the exterior. I think actual New Yorkers

1049
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 6: are very nice because you know, anybody you talk to

1050
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 6: could attack you.

1051
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean like you're chilling.

1052
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 6: Warm, and in New York is like baby, go first.

1053
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 6: You want to go first, you want to push, go ahead,

1054
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 6: you want to like yes, like after you, sir.

1055
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to die and full. I was told

1056
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 7: don't make eye contact everyone. I made eye contact with everyone.

1057
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 7: Everyone in New York is always friendly. It's such a

1058
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 7: myth that there's like a hardened edge and you can't

1059
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 7: like connect with people. I love being there. I'm always

1060
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 7: in a good mood there. Why haven't I moved there?

1061
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1062
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 5: I also find that then I'm assuming they're native New Yorkers,

1063
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 5: because there is like when I would go to Dwayne

1064
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 5: Read the people who wrung me up. I would go

1065
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 5: there a couple times a day too, because I knew

1066
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 5: I needed stuff, and I also knew like if I

1067
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 5: was feeling like homesick or lonely or anything like that,

1068
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 5: that I would have a conversation with that cashier. That's

1069
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 5: something we would have an exchange if I made myself

1070
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 5: available to it. Or there would just be like something

1071
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 5: always happens in doing read right, there's like someone takes

1072
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 5: us lemonade and throws it somewhere, and then people are

1073
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 5: like and the cashiers were always so chill, like unshakeably chill,

1074
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 5: a little bit apathetic, always funny. Yeah, Like there would

1075
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 5: always be a good kind of sassy whatever. Yeah, and

1076
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 5: then they'd kind of be a little nice to you.

1077
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 5: They'd give you like a little yeah, go ahead, you're

1078
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 5: fine whatever.

1079
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: Where I do it, yeah, New York.

1080
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 6: The one girl she had it was like a young

1081
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 6: a young woman I would say, like early twenties, but

1082
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 6: she had a big pitbull with her in Duane Reed

1083
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 6: and the dog was chill, but he peed on the

1084
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 6: floor and literally.

1085
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 4: She was like, I'm sorry, he pee. And the girl

1086
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 4: doesn't say a word.

1087
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 6: She walks back, goes to the drawer, I mean on

1088
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 6: the shelf, grabs paper, towel from the stores inventory. Okay,

1089
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 6: oh is it, hands it to the girl and it's

1090
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 6: like you clean up your dog pete. Like it's not

1091
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 6: a situation. She's not like gotta got a manager clean

1092
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 6: up aisle. She was like, here's the paper towel, handle

1093
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 6: it all right, but like she just walking care of

1094
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 6: it behind the behind the register. And I thought it

1095
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 6: was so funny. I was like, do wa to read

1096
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 6: it your house like she's our.

1097
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 3: Clean up, clean it up, take care of your take

1098
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 3: care of your business.

1099
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: Clean it up. I really need that woman to have

1100
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: cleaned the woman.

1101
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, the dog owner cleaned it up. Oh definitely.

1102
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 8: She was.

1103
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 6: You know, there's no way you can like hide that.

1104
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 6: And it was already I feel like she was already

1105
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 6: rolling the dice bringing the big dog in.

1106
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1107
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because he was a little you gotta

1108
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: get a little red vest. Gotta put a little red

1109
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: vest on your exactly.

1110
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 4: He was not ware the vest. That's say, sir, who

1111
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 4: are you serving?

1112
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 3: Excuse me, sir, sir?

1113
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,479
Speaker 4: I called.

1114
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 6: I think pimbulls are very much sirs, sirs and maths

1115
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 6: mm hmm.

1116
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 3: They're formal. I was walking up. Can I just tell

1117
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 3: one more New York story much.

1118
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 5: I love it so, but I was walking up I

1119
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 5: believe Seventh Avenue one time, and.

1120
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 3: It really was.

1121
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 5: It had the feel of that like when TUTSI, when

1122
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 5: Michael's out in his tutsy outfit, like I'm real, it's

1123
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 5: really working.

1124
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 3: Everyone's buying it, you know, And it's that like in.

1125
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 5: That certain time of day when the crowd on the

1126
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 5: New York streets are four across, like people are, people

1127
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 5: are moving up and down these streets on mass and

1128
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 5: you're just kind of like in a group going with it,

1129
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 5: and you're keeping pace and you're one of the city people.

1130
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: And then this girl who.

1131
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 5: Had just come out of kind of like a TJ

1132
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 5: Max type of store, who was holding a big glass thing.

1133
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 5: It wasn't a mirror, but it was like a big

1134
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 5: piece of piece of like friends a little bit because

1135
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 5: she walked a couple steps and it slipped.

1136
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 3: Out of her hands and it dropped, and everyone on.

1137
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 5: The street froze, so literally like ten people all stop

1138
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 5: in their tracks to make sure they didn't get glass

1139
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 5: on them or whatever, and that everyone was okay and

1140
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 5: kind of looked around. And then the girl who was

1141
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 5: seemed like she might have been new to town.

1142
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 3: She was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. Are

1143
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 3: you okay?

1144
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 5: And she's like looking at the people in front of

1145
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 5: her where the gas glass kind of smashed. And then

1146
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 5: this really short old lady who came out of nowhere

1147
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 5: steps into the center and goes, no you okay, I

1148
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 5: fucking lost my mind. And then they all just started

1149
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 5: kind of like picking things, you know what I mean,

1150
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 5: like taking care of business.

1151
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 3: But the old lady was just like did anyone else

1152
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 3: see her?

1153
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 5: And that.

1154
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 7: Whenever you're in New York City, you're just suddenly in

1155
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 7: a scene from a movie.

1156
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 4: It just exactly Yeah, for real.

1157
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: People are hilarious.

1158
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 6: She hears the glass shatter. That old lady like her

1159
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 6: job is to be in places and do that. So

1160
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 6: she hears a glass shatter, she makes quick run to

1161
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 6: that intersection, you know what I mean, Like she's like, okay, I.

1162
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,240
Speaker 4: Gotta go in there, make sure people are okay.

1163
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 3: I gotta check. I gotta check everybody. Yeah, I genius.

1164
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 7: When I first was in New York for Premium Plan

1165
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 7: it was two thousand and.

1166
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 3: Three, I knew it Premium Blend.

1167
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: Did I already talk about the garbage leaping there? Was

1168
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: just the garbage.

1169
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 7: People were on strike and there was garbage everywhere, and

1170
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 7: it was hot, and I was excited about being on

1171
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 7: TV for the first time, and maybe I'd had some drinks.

1172
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 7: But I was jumping off fire escapes into piles of

1173
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 7: garbage all night. I just was leaping into garbage. It

1174
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 7: was so funny. It was one of the funnest I

1175
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 7: like to leap. People know that I like to leap

1176
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 7: into trash bins. This is too quirky.

1177
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 4: You're a man.

1178
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: People. They're shocked at first.

1179
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 7: And then if you saw it, I swear you I'd

1180
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 7: win you over with my trash leaping. But one of

1181
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 7: the last leaps, it seemed like just a pile of

1182
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,720
Speaker 7: hefty sacks, like black bags. But there's a trash canon

1183
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 7: there filled exclusively with fish remains, oh sales, and.

1184
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: It poured on me. I just fish cuts.

1185
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,720
Speaker 7: And I went into a bar as with Joe Angrigioni

1186
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 7: and Sepra people and I just covered in fish, like

1187
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 7: He'll lifted the cat. And I went in and people

1188
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 7: are like, it sounds like fish in here, and I

1189
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 7: just done scales.

1190
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: Oh what a disgusting story. But god, I love that city.

1191
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 4: Okay, when it comes to trash jumping, though, my concern

1192
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 4: is that there's going to be something hard and sharp

1193
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 4: in the bag and you're going to be in pale.

1194
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,439
Speaker 7: I thought, please, no one, some ninja that just quit

1195
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 7: his job, don't throw away your sword today.

1196
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 3: Could just be Or how about needles.

1197
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 5: I mean, like, let's true why we stay away from

1198
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 5: I was in my twenties.

1199
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 1: I was like needles, Bring them on. I was not scared.

1200
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 7: Now I'm scared of driving over certain sharp, sharp litter.

1201
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 7: I'm afraid it'll go and threw my car into me.

1202
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 4: That's you like a rebar.

1203
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: I have nightmares about it.

1204
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 4: Hey, But back then, at that.

1205
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 5: Time, we drove we drove over an aluminum ladder on

1206
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 5: the frame.

1207
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah what I.

1208
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 5: Think about it all the time because it was this

1209
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 5: kind of thing where so we were on the freeway

1210
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 5: up in northern California. It was me and Pfix and

1211
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 5: we were driving eighty miles an hour at night on

1212
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 5: the five eighty and this aluminum you know, standard like

1213
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 5: ladder six foot I'd say, we watch it roll off

1214
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 5: the back of this truck that's ahead of us, bounce

1215
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 5: go and bounced A car soars like this whatever, and

1216
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,919
Speaker 5: it's coming straight at us, and Pe goes, I'm gonna

1217
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 5: drive over it, and I'm like okay, and he we

1218
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 5: just drived drove over it and nothing happened.

1219
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it like landed on the ground.

1220
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 3: Oh yes, it was like it was kind of flying.

1221
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 5: So thought I thought it was coming through the windshield

1222
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 5: force sure, and we both had to just wait to

1223
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 5: see where it landed. And then so it went like

1224
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 5: bounced down and then we were just.

1225
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 3: Like and it because it's so light.

1226
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't.

1227
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 3: It just got smashed.

1228
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah it was. You'll see it, Dann.

1229
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 7: We you live in Los Angeles now, right, Yeah, these

1230
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 7: freeways are lousy with discarded ladders and not kidding.

1231
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: You will see many. You'll be like, what this is

1232
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,760
Speaker 1: a thing.

1233
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 7: Kind of like stray cats and Texas people don't care

1234
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 7: about cats. There no offense to the entire state. But

1235
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 7: there's ladders everywhere. They just fall off trucks and no

1236
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 7: one can just wait over. They just keep going.

1237
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 6: See about driving and like stuff like that, Like I

1238
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 6: can't take it if a car in front of me,

1239
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 6: you know, it was like that pick up or just

1240
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 6: open back where they have stuff.

1241
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not riding behind that car. Yeah, you know

1242
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 4: what I mean.

1243
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 6: Like, I'm like, we got to get to the sad

1244
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 6: or in front of it because someone'll come back. I'm

1245
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,240
Speaker 6: gonna get him paled. As you said, the rebar fear.

1246
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 6: That's how I feel about open restaurant hatches in New York,

1247
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 6: walking down stream, my parents falling in to the hatch

1248
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 6: and like, you know, going down hard. And the other thing,

1249
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 6: now that is, you know, the stuff coming off of

1250
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 6: someone's car because that like happened to a family friend friend,

1251
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 6: you know, the story like it was real, but again

1252
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 6: a person who I never knew, but literally, like, well,

1253
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 6: one guy hit.

1254
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 4: A deer and the ambler pierced him. Oh boy, that terror,

1255
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 4: that's terror. Yeah, And this is why I don't drat.

1256
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 6: These are the stories that stick in my mind and

1257
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 6: or why I don't ever want to get behind the wheel.

1258
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: Yes, it may because you didn't drive in New York obviously.

1259
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 6: No. I got a license at twenty one just for

1260
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 6: a job I had, But it isn't like, yeah, I

1261
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 6: never really drove.

1262
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 7: After that overwhelming place to learn, even just turning left

1263
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 7: and in an inner section you have to go to

1264
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 7: the outside of town and learn to.

1265
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 6: Don't get me started on these left turns are a

1266
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 6: death sentence.

1267
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 4: It's a death sentence. It's a left turn in Los

1268
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 4: Angeles is a death stone.

1269
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 7: It's ridiculous that I'm even comfortable with them.

1270
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 4: I can't, I can't, I will never.

1271
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 6: And but at the same time I do want, obviously

1272
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 6: the independence and that feeling of like like I always

1273
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 6: feel like such a fucking loser at part like a

1274
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 6: party of event Where'm like, can I.

1275
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 4: Ride back with you?

1276
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 6: You know, like I'm just like girl, you too, Olf,

1277
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 6: It is this is very high school to be.

1278
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 8: You get real close like that, You get like real close,

1279
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 8: you know, do you mind real quicks?

1280
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 4: Like about that?

1281
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: Gilse, Well you did. You did get very close to

1282
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: my face, So I guess.

1283
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I guess yes.

1284
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 5: But the beauty part of like of the and it's

1285
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 5: there's also a very bad part about it of like

1286
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 5: the gig economy, but the uber lift element at least

1287
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 5: makes it so that I think so many more people

1288
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 5: take those, you know, those things because then they can drink,

1289
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 5: and it's taking like drinking and driving off the table entirely.

1290
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

1291
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 6: I mean, it's not as great now post pandemic, or

1292
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 6: you know, as we kind of at the tail end

1293
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 6: stuff work it out. Yeah, you know people that as

1294
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 6: people should not have, you know, accepted Prop twenty two

1295
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 6: or no of the yes either way to one we

1296
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 6: did was wrong. Yeah, yeah, way, and but you know that. Sorry,

1297
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 6: but the Supreme Court is bouncing up.

1298
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yeah, I know, thank you God.

1299
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 6: But then also, Carrie, you know it is every time

1300
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 6: I get in a lift, I'm rolling the dice that

1301
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 6: I may be murdered. Okay, yes, when I get in

1302
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 6: that car, before I close the door, I make sure

1303
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 6: to feel the inside to make sure that that handle

1304
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 6: has not been sawn.

1305
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 4: Off, because that's what they can do.

1306
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 6: Yep, yep, Okay, I'm making sure that my locks work.

1307
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 6: Don't you put a child lock on my situation. I'm

1308
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 6: grown and like that's the other layer of it too. Again,

1309
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 6: I've taken so many I am I've lived to tell

1310
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 6: the tale like nothing has happened.

1311
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 4: You know.

1312
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 6: I've had a few, like just either weirdos or a guy.

1313
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 6: I've had a couple of road rage people where it's

1314
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 6: like it shouldn't be doing this work, Like one guy

1315
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 6: literally like swerved and stopped and started yelling at the

1316
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 6: other car, and I was like, I'm gonna get out

1317
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 6: if you're about to start a fight, you know what

1318
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 6: I mean, shouldn't be here if you're gonna fight with him.

1319
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 6: But nothing has happened. But it always just feels like,

1320
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 6: you know, nine times out of ten, the driver's a guy,

1321
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 6: and this person can literally take me anywhere. Yeah, and

1322
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 6: I sure, And it's like, okay, which one is more

1323
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 6: anxiety inducing? Turning left or getting a stranger's car, which

1324
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Speaker 6: is exactly what you were taught not to do from

1325
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 6: the age of three.

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01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I talked to strangers online or get into

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01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 7: strange cars.

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01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: And now you do it both with one app do it.

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Speaker 5: Both voluntarily all the time you pay to do it? Yes,

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01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 5: which is the one time. So let's all say our

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01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 5: favorite worst lift or uber stories if you have them.

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01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 3: Because I just have two quick ones.

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01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 5: One was a guy immediately put on Christian music and

1334
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 5: tried to sell me The Lord, where I was just like.

1335
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 3: Oh, wow, bro, I've heard about all this stuff, like.

1336
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 5: Don't worry, I know about and but then he just

1337
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 5: kept Christian music blasting the whole time, which was just insane.

1338
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 5: Another time, a guy came and his truck that I

1339
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 5: think was lifted three two four feet off the ground.

1340
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:06,959
Speaker 4: So I had to.

1341
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 5: Like the door open, and I had to grab like

1342
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 5: the inner handle and like pull myself up into kind

1343
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 5: of like a half lifted like truck.

1344
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 3: And it was. And then once I was inside, so I.

1345
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 5: Was like, that was weird, Like what would you do

1346
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 5: if it was a person that couldn't have lifted themselves

1347
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 5: or whatever?

1348
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 3: And then I turned around.

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01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 5: His mother was in the back seats, like you know,

1350
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 5: therese like a truck with like a little almost like

1351
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 5: jump seats behind. There was a lady behind it was

1352
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know if he was he had

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01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 5: to keep her with him during the day or she was.

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01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 5: They were doing it for seeing she was fully alive.

1355
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 5: She was she was alive, and she was thriving in

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01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 5: that back seat. This was what was beautiful. I think

1357
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 5: that was so nice.

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01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 4: That's good, that's good.

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01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 3: Do you guys have do you guys have bad lifts wies?

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01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 7: Or did I just drive down and remembering suddenly now

1361
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 7: there was a woman that I think was having some

1362
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 7: sort of a mental breakdown.

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01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: She was just being very, very very quiet, and then

1364
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: she said.

1365
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 7: I just figured she didn't want to talk, and I

1366
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 7: wasn't making a weird face or anything. And then she said,

1367
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 7: I feel like you're angry with me. And I was like,

1368
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, are you talking to me? She's like, I

1369
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 7: feel uncomfortable and scared of you. I thought she was

1370
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 7: like listening to a yeah, a language tape or something,

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01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 7: so I was kind of ignoring her like this, but

1372
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 7: I was getting really nervous and I can feel my

1373
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 7: heart racing, and I said, I don't want you to

1374
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 7: feel bad. I why don't you let me out now

1375
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 7: and then we can both feel okay.

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01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 1: And she did. She let me out of the cabin,

1377
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: so I called and I left the message.

1378
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 7: I don't think anyone ever got back to me, but

1379
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 7: she was she should not have been driving, and it

1380
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 7: was scared.

1381
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 1: She was distracted and it seemed like going to wack.

1382
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 7: But the other time, this old guy just introduced me

1383
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 7: to Alan Partridge Roger and we have Alan Parsons, sorry,

1384
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 7: and we listened in my Yeah, I was like.

1385
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 4: The whole family Parsons.

1386
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 3: And watching TV.

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01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 4: He does stop.

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01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 1: He hung out for a half hour and just we

1389
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: talked about music.

1390
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 7: And he wouldn't leave and it was off the'clock, and

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01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 7: I was like, I love that guy. I want to

1392
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 7: hang out with that's sixty something year old guy again.

1393
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 7: But again, you have their phone for just one day

1394
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 7: and you can never call them back forever gone.

1395
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 6: I had one recently, one scary so I was I

1396
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 6: was working. I was shooting a small part of the

1397
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 6: show on Staten Island and didn't wrap until like eleven

1398
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 6: eleven thirty pm. They were calling, like the production was

1399
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 6: calling me an uber. So the uber coms I live

1400
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 6: in Harlem. Harlem is Staten Island. When I was getting there,

1401
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 6: it took about forty five minutes, which I was like, oh,

1402
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 6: not so bad. Going back, it was like almost it

1403
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 6: was gonna be like two hours. There was like something

1404
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 6: going on, and then the guy was like, I don't know.

1405
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 6: There was a moment I guess like our wires got crossed.

1406
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 6: He starts to drive into New Jersey. I live in Manhattan.

1407
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 6: It's midnight. I am freaking the fuck out, like I

1408
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 6: just start my heart. Was kind of like, oh my god,

1409
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 6: he's gonna murder me. I was like, it's not even

1410
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 6: an uber on my account.

1411
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: A door handle sawt off situation.

1412
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, he's taking me to somebody else.

1413
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 6: Why are we going to another state? Why are we

1414
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 6: going to another state?

1415
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,919
Speaker 4: Okay? And then I was like where are we going?

1416
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 4: Like you know, I got I.

1417
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 6: Tried to say something and at one point I called I

1418
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 6: called Andy and I was all like just talking to

1419
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 6: him about something and I was like, yeah, i'll.

1420
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 4: See you did the did our child eat yet? Like

1421
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 4: I wanted him to know I had a family, Like

1422
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 4: I was trying to personalize myself, you know, from him.

1423
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 4: And then literally it was like I'm.

1424
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 6: Terrible at geography and like from Staten Island, I didn't

1425
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 6: I realized that New Jersey is very close and to

1426
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 6: avoid the traffic, we needed to go into.

1427
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 4: Jersey to go up and around.

1428
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like a good twenty five minutes before

1429
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 6: I realized it. And then when I got and then

1430
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 6: we got there, I go, I'm so sorry.

1431
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 4: I doubted you. Yeah you knew what you were doing.

1432
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, just because he's a good navigator doesn't

1433
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 7: mean he's not a murderer.

1434
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 4: Well he was also like cold too.

1435
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 6: He was like really like you know, he didn't say anything,

1436
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 6: So it was like already the tone was set in

1437
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 6: a sarky and because it was so late, and I

1438
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 6: was just like, so that was like reasonly. And then

1439
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 6: one time in La I had an older man driving,

1440
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 6: probably in his seventies. I think he even told me that,

1441
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 6: and I was he was picking me up from work

1442
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 6: or taking me to work in the way like universal

1443
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 6: like on the lot or something. And normally I don't

1444
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 6: tell people what I do, but I said, oh, he's

1445
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 6: seventy something, he don't care.

1446
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, well, well.

1447
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 6: As he drives, he proceeds to pull up his wife's

1448
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 6: YouTube videos. Oh, hands me back his phone so I

1449
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 6: could watch his wife because she is a very funny comedian.

1450
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 4: Then he pulls up his reel.

1451
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 6: So now imagine an old man trying to drive and

1452
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 6: search the internet at the same time. Oh boy, And

1453
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 6: then he gives me his phone. I'm like, don't you

1454
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 6: need your phone to know where to take me? Like

1455
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 6: you like directions on it? And he's literally showing him

1456
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 6: and his wife's like they're like acting reels.

1457
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, this is sir. You should

1458
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 7: keep your phone. You never know when your agent might

1459
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 7: be calling.

1460
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 4: Wait.

1461
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 5: That one was in La. Yeah, of course, oh, thank god.

1462
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 5: It would have been worse if it was if you

1463
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 5: were like a JFK.

1464
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 3: And then then it was like an old cap driver

1465
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 3: that's like, I've got a dream.

1466
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 4: You've got a real I just someone like that.

1467
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 7: There is a senior comedy YouTube market out there.

1468
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 6: I know because he said she started stand up. He's like,

1469
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,919
Speaker 6: she just started doing it a couple of years ago.

1470
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 6: She started like a seventy and I was lady, no,

1471
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1472
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 7: They're doing the open mics in Austin would bring out

1473
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:10,920
Speaker 7: when I started there, they'd bring out these characters that

1474
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 7: were really unlikely comics, and there were a few like

1475
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 7: seniors that were like, I've always wanted to do stand up.

1476
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 7: I wrote ten minutes of material and they'd be around

1477
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 7: all year and they'd get really good and then you know,

1478
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 7: of course die but I'm just kidding, or they just

1479
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 7: stop showing up.

1480
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: I mean, people die. Let's talk about it.

1481
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 5: No, No, you're right, you're right, it's real. It's a

1482
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 5: real thing in this country. We're afraid of death.

1483
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, open micers die all the time. Yes, let's face it.

1484
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: You can hear them right now.

1485
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 5: Booked comedians, you guys need to face that open micers

1486
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 5: fit are.

1487
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 3: They're at risk in a very real way, the older

1488
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 3: they get, for WORSA. Here's here's what I love on

1489
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 3: this show. Off times.

1490
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 5: We try to keep we try to keep time, and

1491
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 5: every anytime I look, it's always like, well, be like

1492
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 5: halfway done.

1493
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 3: And that's what I thought was going to happen, and.

1494
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 5: We've gone over. Of course with you, of course, I

1495
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 5: love you so much. Name, I are adore you so hilarious.

1496
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 4: And Chris, I adore you now too.

1497
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I agnore you as well. I'm glad you I

1498
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 7: did not I thought you were still in New York.

1499
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 7: It's great that you're here. Let's be friends when it's

1500
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 7: safe too.

1501
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's all go meet outside somewhere. Yes, and just yeah,

1502
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,879
Speaker 6: I have an iced tea.

1503
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 3: Let's I have an eight year dinner.

1504
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 4: I owe you.

1505
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 5: But still hanging on my personal debt wall, my friendship

1506
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 5: debt wall.

1507
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so long. That was back when I used

1508
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 3: to act like it was. There was a quarantine, but

1509
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 3: it was just at one house.

1510
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 4: Because I you were like, I don't go out.

1511
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,680
Speaker 6: I have to meet outside at a safe distance, and

1512
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 6: it was like it's twenty seventeen.

1513
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 3: She's what a visionary she do?

1514
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,080
Speaker 4: You do?

1515
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:57,719
Speaker 3: You can feel it? Is there anything you want to plug?

1516
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 5: Oh? You're Comedy Central half hour? When's that gonna air?

1517
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 6: I don't know when the Netflix half hour airs, but

1518
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 6: it will be sumheretime in October, is what we said about.

1519
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 6: I don't have an exact date, but just like, look

1520
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 6: out for it, guys, because I will not stop talking

1521
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 6: about it, so don't worry.

1522
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 4: You'll find out.

1523
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 6: And as always, yes, listen to the pods couple's therapy.

1524
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 6: We're always having fun. Okay, and it's I noticed not

1525
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 6: a ringing endorsement, but it is. We're having fun. Come

1526
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 6: join the fun, call us, ask us your relationship questions.

1527
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,599
Speaker 6: I will answer them. Yeah, And I love a Lifetime movie.

1528
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 6: If you don't have to watch the movie still like

1529
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:31,719
Speaker 6: the podcast.

1530
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 5: That's sometimes that's the best thing where if you've seen

1531
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 5: a Lifetime movie, you can throw some some I always

1532
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 5: call them airbuds. You can throw some air buds in

1533
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 5: do the dishes, and it's it's just people hilariously retelling

1534
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 5: you a Lifetime movie essentially and being like, here's what

1535
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 5: is amazing next?

1536
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 3: Like that's the best part about's.

1537
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,560
Speaker 7: Familiar with any of them. You already know the plot formula.

1538
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, exactly, and you're just having fun with us.

1539
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 6: You know, it's like I watch so you don't have to.

1540
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 6: That's another way to look at it.

1541
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 5: Two amazing comedians watch it so you don't have to,

1542
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 5: and then make it what you wish you could make it.

1543
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 3: As you watch it.

1544
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 7: Next time you're on me, you will be able to

1545
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,719
Speaker 7: drive you somewhere when it's convenient.

1546
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 5: So much and save up some errands. Get a little

1547
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 5: list of a united place. Do you need to go

1548
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 5: to the nursery? Do you need to go to the Americana?

1549
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,679
Speaker 4: Like? Maybe just go to the vet.

1550
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 6: We'll go to the vet and then we'll sit in

1551
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 6: the parking lot wait for me able to get her

1552
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 6: shots perfect.

1553
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 4: You know that'll give us a good hour. Yeah, I like,

1554
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 4: just wait in the parking lot of Miwawk Alley.

1555
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 5: Just some hot car energy car energy so good for.

1556
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 4: Carson energy too.

1557
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,879
Speaker 3: Oh I love that, very similar energies.

1558
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here, Naomi, You're terrific.

1559
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was awesome.

1560
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

1561
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 1: You have been listening to Do you need a ride?

1562
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:03,680
Speaker 3: D y n A A? Are are you leaving on

1563
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 3: you on your way back home.

1564
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 7: Either way, we want to be.

1565
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

1566
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 2: us time and they termino and gay.

1567
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome

1568
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,160
Speaker 3: you back home.

1569
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1570
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 4: We scared her?

1571
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 3: Was it fine?

1572
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 5: Malforn?

1573
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1574
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1575
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1576
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1577
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,559
Speaker 2: Do you need ride?

1578
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: Do you ride? Do you mean with Karen and chriss

1579
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, yeah, you'll never make the cheerleading squad now,

1580
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:21,559
Speaker 5: Stephen bad news