WEBVTT - Episode 124: I'm Better Than That

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 3>And now join my bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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<v Speaker 3>the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the movie that you were watching that you

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<v Speaker 1>said doesn't hold up? Oh, Danny the roommate, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>guess Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's the hold up Triumph of the Will.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't google that on the work computer. Kids. No, the

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<v Speaker 1>roommate was in bed feeling a little woo whatever that means.

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<v Speaker 1>Pre menstrul. She was like, I want to watch this

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<v Speaker 1>is forty. I said, all right, let's watch this as forty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that movie to begin with. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>available anywhere it was to buy, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't buying a fucking movie. I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, let's watch another appetite movie and forty year

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<v Speaker 1>old virgin. No, I wish that's a classic funny people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>does that it does not hold up. I love my Sandman.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in that but too.

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<v Speaker 5>Just room, Hey Larry, Hey Dan, how are you doing, buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? Good? How are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good, just getting ready to tee you off? Uh

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<v Speaker 5>ninue corner of a golf club with one of the

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<v Speaker 5>guys in our foursome is a E C U guys

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<v Speaker 5>k U E K you guys. Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you know well East Carolina I met.

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<v Speaker 5>I met him an hour, not East Carolina, Eastern Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 4>Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well that's great. I went there for two years.

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<v Speaker 1>I trying to forget that I went there for there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to forget that I went there for two years.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So why why are you, Larry? You know

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<v Speaker 1>that we do this every Thursday at this time, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>So why are you playing golf at a time when

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing the gambling puntcast? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it would be done with balls in the

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<v Speaker 5>air at one dance, I can, okay, fifteen minutes of

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<v Speaker 5>my time. I'm very busy today.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan, I know this is busy for you. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me recap. Let me see, so Shay won

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<v Speaker 1>five units last week, Yes to askar Hernandez baby Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>won four units. Yeah bad, Larry won two and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>So bad. Larry is up now at twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 5>Unable, I know, but I think I'm given three back

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<v Speaker 5>today though all my golf are stunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll get to that coming up in a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump assassination attempt at presidential odds, we do have that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys have bet on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh you did. Oh hammered it, Danny, So

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<v Speaker 1>you got Trump winning. I got Trump winning form like

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<v Speaker 1>a month ago. I got JDV. None of this on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. It doesn't matter. But I have bets now

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<v Speaker 1>for the speech that he's going to give tonight, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to Okay, very important, Okay, yeah, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be great. So Biden is gonna drop out. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're going to force him out absolutely, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Michelle Obama no, okay, no chance.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Biden have COVID now yes, now, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So he might not make it. What so stiff Brae

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<v Speaker 1>could kill that man. Now he's got COVID. Jesus.

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<v Speaker 4>The timing is interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>So Trump went from minus two hundred to win the election.

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<v Speaker 1>The most books to around minus three hundred after the

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<v Speaker 1>assassination attempt. It's a sympathy angle, Danny, just like gambling. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got somebody's dad that dies or sister gets arrested

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<v Speaker 1>for dui or whatever it is, and you see your

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<v Speaker 1>performance of a life. This is like Brett fallar thrown

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<v Speaker 1>for four hundred yards after his daddy died in that

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<v Speaker 1>magical game. Okay, it's the emotional angle. It's a solid bet.

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<v Speaker 1>What breaking it down? I good. I didn't think we'd

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<v Speaker 1>have Brett Barbe's dad dying, but uh, okay we did.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we help Paul's Schemes? Wow? Last week? I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to take a victory lap. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>if you allow me to, then I will, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to. Paul Skeenes comes on the show on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>Tory Lavello calls in and says, you're my starter, and

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, Schemes was plus twelve hundred

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<v Speaker 1>to win. Cy Young. Now he's plus five hundred, So

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<v Speaker 1>Rookie of the Year done. Yeah, Cy Young, he's a freak.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pretty good. That was good. That was good radio.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Yeah, that was it was nice. That

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<v Speaker 1>was nice. But he's still you know, sometimes I have

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<v Speaker 1>to remember he's twenty two and he did nothing. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't get about anything. That's that's amazing. Oh it's pretty cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, Yeah, you're starting for the next league. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty awesome. I guess we'll call my parents. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>they were listening, his parents were listening. I love how

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<v Speaker 1>he stayed on the show. Oh, I know. I said

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye to him, and then Mario realized that he was

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<v Speaker 1>still on the zoom call just till and then he

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<v Speaker 1>popped him up and he goes. I didn't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to hang up like this is great?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Recapping bad Larry did not do well at the Scottish Open. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Deki Matsuyama didn't make the cut. Yeah, so that's tough

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<v Speaker 1>to have him in the top five, top ten, top twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Pete Alonso to win the derby. You lost some.

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<v Speaker 5>Baseball Shayba four and own baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you had the Braves against the Diamondbacks and and

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<v Speaker 1>ray has you losing that one? Oh I don't, of

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<v Speaker 1>course I don't. Of course you didn't thought I went I.

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<v Speaker 5>Thought I went four and o in baseball and lost them.

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<v Speaker 5>Allowed what he had twelve home runs or something in

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<v Speaker 5>the first round and he make that out of the

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<v Speaker 5>first round.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, ship the bed? So yeah, who came up

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<v Speaker 1>with the expression shipped the bed?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone to chat the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably probably somebody working at a nursing home. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>think figure, But somebody in the world came up with

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<v Speaker 1>that expression. It's like a huge fuck up. Like, imagine

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<v Speaker 1>one of your biggest fuck ups is ship in the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>But somebody, somebody actually do it. And then somebody coined

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<v Speaker 1>the phrase, and then all of a sudden, somebody took it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's applicable to other moments.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what about screwed the pitch? Do you think someone

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<v Speaker 4>sucked the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>And they still do? Absolutely, It's just you'll fall the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong Now, we're not going there. Come on, we're better

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<v Speaker 1>than that. I'm better than that. That's true. That's fair,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? So uh bets this week, Dylan, do you

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<v Speaker 1>you want to recap anything?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my Wimbledon parlay that hit the Altkras and Djokovic

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<v Speaker 4>to make it to the finals. Yeah, is free money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and Dan Canada and draw that that was that was spicy,

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<v Speaker 4>big draw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that that was great. Uh that brings us to

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<v Speaker 1>the Open Championship. Bad Larry, who's getting ready to tee off?

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you have? Now? You guys get the benefit

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<v Speaker 1>of already knowing that some guys have finished their rounds.

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<v Speaker 1>But bad Larry, you want to give us your picks?

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<v Speaker 5>Damn I sent him in last night, no benefit at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I know I have Rory. I know I have the

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<v Speaker 5>big Ouberg or Oerberg, whatever his name is. And I

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<v Speaker 5>think I have Tyrell Hatton. Yes, I think that's why

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<v Speaker 5>I have all one unit. And I was going to

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<v Speaker 5>when I sent this to Ray last night, I said

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<v Speaker 5>baseball to follow, And on my way to the golf

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<v Speaker 5>course this morning, I went on my site. There's no

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<v Speaker 5>baseball games today.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it resumes tomorrow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh so then then my guy didn't mess up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's well? What else? I okay? Just because Shay just

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<v Speaker 5>reminded me, I want under the seventy seventy two and

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<v Speaker 5>a half minutes for Trump speech tonight. Ooh I like that,

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<v Speaker 5>But he can't. He can't talk over an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah again, Oh yeah I can, but I I

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a bad bet. What was my seventy two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half minutes? Is that even money?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>It's even money.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought the thing that Ray sent out this morning,

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<v Speaker 5>that's want to jumped off the page at me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's seventy two even.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's down to seventy two. Ooh, moving lines, Larry, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Still want under seventy two minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a slight favorite. Minus one twenty five over is

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<v Speaker 4>minus minus.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Okay, I want the under, and I want three

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<v Speaker 5>units on the under.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I have my three to one unit golf bets.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh okay, let's see. So that's bad, Larry Shay.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I got the American for the Open Championship, the

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<v Speaker 1>American Colin Morikawa plus fourteen hundred to win. I love

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<v Speaker 1>can't lay plus five thousand, and then Ludwig Auberg to

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<v Speaker 1>win top twenty parlays, Tony rom Bryson Rory, and then Peterson.

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<v Speaker 1>That's plus fifty five thousand, two fifty. Ben Griffin, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Peter's boy, Peter Griffin. Yeah, Peter Griffin, America's dad, Peter Griffin. Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about it later. I love him. I'm obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with them lately, great Irons using the new ball only

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<v Speaker 1>pro on the tour using a max fly. He's trend

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<v Speaker 1>in the right direction, Danny, write that down. What is

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<v Speaker 1>going on with you? I'm telling you I love Peterson. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>baseball Tomorrow we can I mean, I guess we can

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<v Speaker 1>do it tomorrow. Texas plus one thirty, the Cleveland Indians

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<v Speaker 1>minus one twenty five, and Tampa Bay plus one fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Cleveland is a surprisingly good story this year. Look good,

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<v Speaker 1>the good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you'd be a big betting the Guardians this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know when I went to Indians game, Guardians,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody was so adamant about them still being called the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean they Washington. Yeah, I ain't never

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<v Speaker 1>been to a commander's game or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>The fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I went to the Guardians game and people were mad,

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<v Speaker 1>like the locals were pissed, and anybody in Garden's gear

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<v Speaker 1>was like they were all young people or communists. That

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<v Speaker 1>was it. Then presidential oves Danny, it's where the real

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<v Speaker 1>money gets made. So we got the speech tonight, big

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<v Speaker 1>important speech by the Donald Trump. I got a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of different words and phrases he has to say for me,

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<v Speaker 1>to get paid. Well, Once Great Nation, plus one seventy five,

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<v Speaker 1>I got two units there, un American plus four hundred

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<v Speaker 1>one unit you missed, plus four hundred hitting that like

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<v Speaker 1>a northward and finished the wall minus won twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>two units there. I mean that's free money, Danny. That's

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<v Speaker 1>just if I could parley it, I would, okay, Chuck ching, Yes, Marvin.

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<v Speaker 2>When Donald Trump says make America great again, where's this great?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>When was it great?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I mean if you're white, it's been great for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, been awesome, really, yeah, like since the jump,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much since George Washington, before Jamestown, Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was swampy, but they made it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, we got turkey, we got stuff in Yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Got dead Indians going on. Oh right, native that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they called them. I should have called him Native Americans

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<v Speaker 1>could have called them guardians. They gardened that corn until

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<v Speaker 1>it got stolen. Whoa heritage Americans for the wind? All right? So,

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<v Speaker 1>once great Nation, un American, you missed, and finish the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Finish the wall absolutely, all right, gotta do it, all right, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Dan for the open I got Jordan's SPI

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<v Speaker 4>top ten plus five point fifty. He usually fares well

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<v Speaker 4>at the Open, even though he's been playing like Asley.

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<v Speaker 1>He just I don't even know the fuck he is anymore, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>He just hits shots where you go, why and how?

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<v Speaker 1>And But it used to be that he cleaned up

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<v Speaker 1>his mess. Now he just hits shots where you go. Damn.

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<v Speaker 4>He does a lot of zig zagging across the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he puts his steps. He gets more steps, I

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<v Speaker 1>think than most golfers. But yeah, if you look at

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<v Speaker 1>his phone where it says, you know, like totals there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah he does. He does the ladder pattern up the fairway.

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<v Speaker 4>But if there's anyone who you want to be hitting

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<v Speaker 4>out of those bunkers all week and hauling out shots,

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<v Speaker 4>it would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be him, I don't think. So, Okay, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking why? Because he's always in them. Yeah. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>when somebody says, man, you're a good bunker player, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the only way he can become a good bunker player

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<v Speaker 1>is being in the bunker. You don't want too much practice, ideally, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I get a little too much practice. By the way, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>how is your game?

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<v Speaker 5>I play scrambles? I just playing outings and this is

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<v Speaker 5>the best ball where I have to go to my

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<v Speaker 5>home drive and then you know it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 5>tough day today. And of course I'll send I'll send

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<v Speaker 5>the boys a picture and this course it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if where you hit it you actually

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<v Speaker 1>called a drive like you don't hit it very far, Larry.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's it's two o five and it goes about

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<v Speaker 5>two forty, but it goes way off to the left

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<v Speaker 5>and it comes back to the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, testimony, Danny.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not I'm not long enough to get into any trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh, loud queer, they fat enough either. Yeah, your wife,

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<v Speaker 1>your sister in law unhappy.

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<v Speaker 5>That you know what h and you know I can

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<v Speaker 5>chip and putt, so we're looking good.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. You can chip and putt, but you

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<v Speaker 1>don't hit it very far. They should let you get

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<v Speaker 1>from the red tea's well.

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<v Speaker 5>This is another outing. So I'm sure we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>up front of the white well.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Marvin, Yeah, white, white white tea, white tease. Marvin

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<v Speaker 1>white teas all right, go ahead, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 4>So I got Jordans top ten, I got sung JM

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<v Speaker 4>top ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus here's a machine in the top ten. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think he's winning anything, but he's in the top ten.

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<v Speaker 4>He hangs around then, yeah he does. And I got

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<v Speaker 4>Callum Scott to be this top Scottish player O plus

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<v Speaker 4>three fifty after.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not gonna jump on Bobby mack Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like the winners of the previous week. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like it's been it's been bad to me in

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<v Speaker 4>the past.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Shane Lowry is Irish, right, Oh, so he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Fall into the otherwise I would definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Shane Lowry is always great. Uh do you have

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<v Speaker 1>presidential betting on?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm gonna sprinkle on Gavin Newsome to be the

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<v Speaker 4>Democratic nominee plus two thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>What's calm that right now?

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<v Speaker 4>He's got second best. I think it's like plus four

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<v Speaker 4>seventy five or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a unit there, Rah, There's no way they're

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<v Speaker 1>taken away from a black woman. There's no way in

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hell Kamela is going to be the nominee. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe's done, he's done. They're forcing them out, and Nancy's

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<v Speaker 1>got a knife in his back. Nancy Pelosi, what about

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<v Speaker 1>Jill Biden? Oh Man did you know she made the

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<v Speaker 1>Marine band make up a song for her? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know this? I swear to christ I just found this

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<v Speaker 1>south here there. You know, they got hailed to the chief.

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<v Speaker 1>When the president comes out, she made the marine band

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<v Speaker 1>make up a song for the first lady. I swear

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<v Speaker 1>to God, it's like the most egotistical, narcissistic lady. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like fluttering trumpets and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she walks out and they play the rest of the

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<v Speaker 1>song and then she gives remarks or what It's the

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<v Speaker 1>craziest shit I.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever seen a shay. She also wanted I who to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the White House also after they lost the

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<v Speaker 2>National Games.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, you know, politics aside, if Malania Trump

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<v Speaker 1>the Marine band make up a fucking song for her,

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<v Speaker 1>she would have gotten crucive.

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<v Speaker 4>Be the Russian National answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they are fit awesome. They already have a

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<v Speaker 1>song for her. Yeah it is it's the the Soviet

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<v Speaker 1>National Answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not even Russia to USSS.

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<v Speaker 4>And that song does probably change all the time too.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, so you have Gavin Newsom to be the

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<v Speaker 1>Democratic nominee, yeah, plus twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty to one, And then I have a couple phrases

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<v Speaker 4>for the big speech tonight animals slash animals plus five

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<v Speaker 4>hundred that seems like good value, and an in a

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<v Speaker 4>probably our long plus speech. Okay, uh, you missed like

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<v Speaker 4>Shay over here plus four hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>How does he use that you missed they missed your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite president or getting shot to the shoot? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a crazy day in Pennsylvania. Room suit, but

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<v Speaker 1>guess what you missed? Easy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, anything else there? Yeah? What Ray ruined?

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<v Speaker 4>My best suit is plus a thousand?

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<v Speaker 1>Love that? So okay, what about wears my shoe?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not on here? Which I wonder if that I

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<v Speaker 4>mean he actually probably based on the fact that he

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<v Speaker 4>was like, wears my shoes? I doubt he's going to

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<v Speaker 4>bring it up again because they.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit him so hard he fell out of his shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>And now what happens if you get hit by a car?

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<v Speaker 4>Your shoes fly off?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah in the cartoons at least, Yeah, not real life.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty man. I hit a guy I grew up with,

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<v Speaker 1>got hit by a car. Knocked your shoes on? No ship?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's killed. I got run over. You got run over.

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<v Speaker 1>I got hit by a car. Like front on yeah

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<v Speaker 1>wait what yeah? I was like seventeen, it's the Honda Civic.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude ran me down on purpose. Yeah, it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>a car. No, I mean I would like a golf car,

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<v Speaker 1>but I ended up. I ended up on the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>roof of the to the car, and I was like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>fire man, this guy just hate me with his fucking car.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait on purpose? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Yeah wait? Why did he? It was a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>big fight at a gas station.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to go and hit some balls, you

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<v Speaker 1>can get ready for your golf match.

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead, Dan, I am putting. I am putting right

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<v Speaker 5>now one handed while I'm listening to shit. You should

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<v Speaker 5>be Trump's speech writer.

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<v Speaker 1>I could. I could fucking kill that shit. I would

0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:24.800
<v Speaker 1>make so much money for us. Oh yeah, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>you animals, fight, fight, fight, build the wall. The radical left,

0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the radical left, didn't I put finish the wall? Joe, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>finished the wall. That's that's a banger.

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<v Speaker 5>Where are my size sevens? How about that guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Sevens? There's no, that's like, not even funny. He clearly

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<v Speaker 1>wears like a size cat. Please thank you, Larry.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, I'm listening to you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you think Trump's ever worn open toe s

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<v Speaker 1>handles in his life? No? No, I mean neither. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think he wears to sixty to seventy When

0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:54.760
<v Speaker 1>he said he was two thirty six.

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<v Speaker 2>He's two fifteen, Which is that's Lamar Jackson's measurements?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, very similar, very similar.

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<v Speaker 2>Lamar Jason is also six three, two fifteen, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks about the same. Make good because I don't see color.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway across the board.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love. I don't see color. And what color

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<v Speaker 2>is that shirt? It's red?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Not me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it could it be me? Yeah? Fuck out of Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be Kamala Camela whatever dude gives a ship,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, is there anyone that could even make this

0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:30.600
<v Speaker 2>a real race?

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<v Speaker 1>I think big Gratch, So I still hold for her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she would be the best candidate if she

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<v Speaker 1>actually became the president. I don't know if enough people

0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:42.800
<v Speaker 1>know about her. And she's almost got kidnap kid but

0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:44.600
<v Speaker 1>they all got found not guilty. That was FBI and

0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:46.800
<v Speaker 1>trapman Dan. Everybody knows that these comments are trying to

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<v Speaker 1>ruin this country. Okay, you know, so wait back to

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<v Speaker 1>the Honda you got hit by a Honda, yeah, Hana Civic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and what kind of damage? I mean, I didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>the hospital. I was banged up, for sure, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't feel good. But at a carbon fiber hood

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that. Was there a fight you said at

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<v Speaker 1>the gas station? Yeah, we were getting in a fight

0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:10.679
<v Speaker 1>at the gas station, a bunch of us, and then

0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:12.240
<v Speaker 1>people were trying to pull this dude out of his

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<v Speaker 1>car and he just put it in the gear and

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<v Speaker 1>fucking punched it and bam that he got hit, but

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<v Speaker 1>no serious injuries. No, And I didn't go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>I just rolled off that bitch and then what happened, Well,

0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:26.359
<v Speaker 1>the fight was over after that, and then we just

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<v Speaker 1>went to fuck home. Oh so once you got hit,

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<v Speaker 1>then there was no more fighting, not by me.

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<v Speaker 4>Out that's a word.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so you got hit.

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<v Speaker 2>So when somebody gets hit by a car or somebody

0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:40.920
<v Speaker 2>pulls a gun, the fight's usually over.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's like an official time out. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like no, everybody's hill out. This dude just got ran over.

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<v Speaker 1>It like a fucking relax. But you didn't get run over.

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<v Speaker 1>You got hit, the car didn't run over. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're playing here, Danny, you got hit by a car,

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<v Speaker 1>a Honda Civic. You couldn't not get run over. It

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<v Speaker 1>was one of those raisers, Danny was not you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>run over a pebble.

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<v Speaker 2>That thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was lower to the ground. I'm just saying, you said,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got run over. I don't know if it's a

0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:09.679
<v Speaker 1>spoiler or not. We should check in with the Korean

0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:10.600
<v Speaker 1>American community.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 4>That's also inconclusive. There's a few other communities.

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<v Speaker 1>Very I ran a guy. I didn't run into a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me rephrase that. But I was at a bar

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<v Speaker 1>and his name was Lucky, and I said Lucky. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>why do they call you lucky? He goes, I got

0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:33.760
<v Speaker 1>hit by a mack truck and lived no ship, so

0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:35.359
<v Speaker 1>they called me lucky. What do you look like?

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<v Speaker 4>I look, he looked pretty unlucky.

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:43.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but and not very far from the bar in

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<v Speaker 1>New York. He got hit. Wait, wait, he got hit

0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:49.959
<v Speaker 1>in the city. Yes, Oh, come on, Danny, that's burying

0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:53.880
<v Speaker 1>the lead. Where they going ten miles an hour? No,

0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:56.680
<v Speaker 1>it was on Houston.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he got you could be going out, Yeah, you can't.

0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Definitely a mac truck. He got hit by a Honda,

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<v Speaker 3>he got mac truck.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, nobody's calling you lucky. No, no, unlucky.

0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:17.919
<v Speaker 1>It comes unlucky. Do you have any other phrases for

0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Trump tonight?

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's it for me. But I am going to

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<v Speaker 4>take the over on the speech.

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<v Speaker 1>Over seventy two minutes.

0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:26.560
<v Speaker 4>He's gonna really, he's gonna ball out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he has to talk that long.

0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:30.879
<v Speaker 4>No, No, he doesn't have No one has to.

0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Like in his mind, he doesn't have to talk as

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<v Speaker 1>long as he probably thinks he would need to.

0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:38.640
<v Speaker 4>I think he just gets after what he just gets

0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:39.120
<v Speaker 4>in the zone.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think it's going to be a fiery speech.

0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:43.280
<v Speaker 1>I think he's gonna come out. I think he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come out conciliatory. And I think he saw God after

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<v Speaker 1>almost getting killed. I think he's freaking out in his

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<v Speaker 1>head like I should bring the country together and all

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<v Speaker 1>this other ship and act like God played a role

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<v Speaker 1>in Yeah, of course, what do you mean of course

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<v Speaker 1>he did? No, he didn't, Danny.

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<v Speaker 4>How would he have played?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Danny, you can't be like, hey, I'm a Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>but God didn't do that. Of course I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>say God has something to do with it. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Did God make the Korean guy run you over in

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<v Speaker 4>his civic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but I deserve it. It was clearly punishment for

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<v Speaker 1>things that I had done. But how like is God

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<v Speaker 1>involved in everything? He knows he's omnish and omni present, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>he's involved in it all.

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<v Speaker 4>But ship job, he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Done pretty good, thank you very much, especially if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a white man. But Marvin degrees, Oh that's a fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn. It's good to be white. Really not bad that way. Now. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm living way better than my great grandfather, my grandfather,

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<v Speaker 2>so it is good being me right now. Because on

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<v Speaker 2>the show I could say something by white.

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<v Speaker 1>Folks, yeah, yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, keeping a list.

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<v Speaker 2>I caught a little bit of flat because I was

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<v Speaker 2>like Wilt Chamberlain played against a bunch of six four

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<v Speaker 2>white guys named Dick on the show, and somebody was like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you said about black people, I was like, but

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't know, I see how it works. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you don't have free Oh hold on, sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm not even supposed to supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>running the board.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you all right?

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<v Speaker 2>So I went to this oyster spot and they had

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<v Speaker 2>a cover band and the final song they played Shay

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<v Speaker 2>was and I'm proud to be an American.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Song sucks so bad. And my wife has a video

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<v Speaker 2>of me like hearing the song and just like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>what town was this? This is in Bridgeport? No, this is,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is at an oyster bar. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>an oyster bar. Yes, yeah, Boca. Yeah, oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>it might as well have been where you live. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and so and I'm proud to be at least I know,

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<v Speaker 2>at least I know I'm free.

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<v Speaker 1>Harvin always says, at least I know I'm free.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going upstand shut.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, all right, Irving wherever you get your podcasts. Taking

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks off because of the Texas trip,

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<v Speaker 1>which is bad timing considering the attemptive assassination. Our one

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<v Speaker 1>true leader, I mean, the one man that can bring

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:16.159
<v Speaker 1>down democracy almost got killed. There's a bad day for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Danny. My heart skipped to beat Yeah, that really did

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<v Speaker 4>kind of what the other thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Is if they would have actually would that have triggered

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<v Speaker 1>my wet dream, civil war, a hostile takeover, a coup

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<v Speaker 1>ata and a dismantling of democracy and any political norm

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<v Speaker 1>that we've ever had. Would that have sped that up?

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<v Speaker 4>I do think it wouldn't have not spent that time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it would So, Shaye and Irving wherever

0:25:43.960 --> 0:25:45.879
<v Speaker 1>you get your podcasts, except for it won't be a

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<v Speaker 1>new podcast anytime soon, so take it a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks off. You could have told me that I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have given a plug. I like the plug Danny and

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<v Speaker 1>Shane and Irving, not Shae and Irving. As my wife thinks,

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<v Speaker 1>Who's what am I coming over for dinner? By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn, I don't know. This is what people do.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny my home. Then you invite me into your home?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't I'd be pissed right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, have you ever been to Danny's house?

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<v Speaker 1>Never?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we've been to dance house a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry's Larry's been there too. Larry's Larry's been there a

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<v Speaker 1>few times.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Danny, our significant others have been there too.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my son's been there.

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<v Speaker 1>Wives, girlfriends, drunk girls, side pieces, drunk girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 4>No, one else seemed to mind, well, well you'd be surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so yeah, okay, yeah, Danny, Yeah, I think you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to talk to my roommate and ask her.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even have to bring my roommate. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I would prefer you did. Man, I would prefer you did.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that would kind of give us a

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<v Speaker 1>little buffer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be my best behavior if she's there. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that's why. Yeah. Uh, and you have to take a

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>drug test before you committed. No. You know how many

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>times I've taken a drug test and they've been like,

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<v Speaker 1>just fucking tell me now, we need to wait for

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<v Speaker 1>the result. And right before that, you know, he pissed

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 1>the cup. They're like, just tell me now, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>do all this shiit shay, just tell me if you

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<v Speaker 1>took drugs. We don't have to do the drugs. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to go to a CVS.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it.

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<v Speaker 1>No fuck that, go to CVS. Get that ship. And

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<v Speaker 1>every single time I've never passed one in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single time I failed, every single time, What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell happened? It is impossible? Every time I told you

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<v Speaker 1>to get the test, Okay, that'll do it. For this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry, good luck with golf today. Yeah he's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>He had his one hand on his butter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes he did. Now I can put two hands on

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<v Speaker 1>this butter, so he doesn't need that's just overdoing it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got the Varden grip on his on his a reverse.

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<v Speaker 1>So for Ray the producer, Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>Marvin running the show there and Shay and Irving. Have

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<v Speaker 1>yourself a great day, everybody. We look forward to talking

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<v Speaker 1>to you next week.