Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 3: And now join my bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 3: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: What was the movie that you were watching that you
Speaker 1: said doesn't hold up? Oh, Danny the roommate, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: guess Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Speaker 4: No, that's the hold up Triumph of the Will.
Speaker 1: Don't google that on the work computer. Kids. No, the
Speaker 1: roommate was in bed feeling a little woo whatever that means.
Speaker 1: Pre menstrul. She was like, I want to watch this
Speaker 1: is forty. I said, all right, let's watch this as forty.
Speaker 1: I don't like that movie to begin with. It wasn't
Speaker 1: available anywhere it was to buy, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I ain't buying a fucking movie. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, let's watch another appetite movie and forty year
Speaker 1: old virgin. No, I wish that's a classic funny people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does that it does not hold up. I love my Sandman.
Speaker 1: I'm not in that but too.
Speaker 5: Just room, Hey Larry, Hey Dan, how are you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1: Good? Good? How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good, just getting ready to tee you off? Uh
Speaker 5: ninue corner of a golf club with one of the
Speaker 5: guys in our foursome is a E C U guys
Speaker 5: k U E K you guys. Wow.
Speaker 4: Well you know well East Carolina I met.
Speaker 5: I met him an hour, not East Carolina, Eastern Kentucky.
Speaker 4: Dan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well that's great. I went there for two years.
Speaker 1: I trying to forget that I went there for there.
Speaker 1: They're trying to forget that I went there for two years.
Speaker 1: All right, So why why are you, Larry? You know
Speaker 1: that we do this every Thursday at this time, I know,
Speaker 1: So why are you playing golf at a time when
Speaker 1: we're doing the gambling puntcast? Well?
Speaker 5: I think it would be done with balls in the
Speaker 5: air at one dance, I can, okay, fifteen minutes of
Speaker 5: my time. I'm very busy today.
Speaker 1: Dan, I know this is busy for you. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so let me recap. Let me see, so Shay won
Speaker 1: five units last week, Yes to askar Hernandez baby Dylan
Speaker 1: won four units. Yeah bad, Larry won two and a half.
Speaker 1: So bad. Larry is up now at twenty nine.
Speaker 5: Unable, I know, but I think I'm given three back
Speaker 5: today though all my golf are stunk.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get to that coming up in a moment.
Speaker 1: Trump assassination attempt at presidential odds, we do have that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have bet on that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh you did. Oh hammered it, Danny, So
Speaker 1: you got Trump winning. I got Trump winning form like
Speaker 1: a month ago. I got JDV. None of this on
Speaker 1: the show. It doesn't matter. But I have bets now
Speaker 1: for the speech that he's going to give tonight, and
Speaker 1: we'll get to Okay, very important, Okay, yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be great. So Biden is gonna drop out. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think they're going to force him out absolutely, okay, and
Speaker 1: then Michelle Obama no, okay, no chance.
Speaker 4: And then Biden have COVID now yes, now, yes.
Speaker 1: So he might not make it. What so stiff Brae
Speaker 1: could kill that man. Now he's got COVID. Jesus.
Speaker 4: The timing is interesting.
Speaker 1: So Trump went from minus two hundred to win the election.
Speaker 1: The most books to around minus three hundred after the
Speaker 1: assassination attempt. It's a sympathy angle, Danny, just like gambling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got somebody's dad that dies or sister gets arrested
Speaker 1: for dui or whatever it is, and you see your
Speaker 1: performance of a life. This is like Brett fallar thrown
Speaker 1: for four hundred yards after his daddy died in that
Speaker 1: magical game. Okay, it's the emotional angle. It's a solid bet.
Speaker 1: What breaking it down? I good. I didn't think we'd
Speaker 1: have Brett Barbe's dad dying, but uh, okay we did.
Speaker 1: Did we help Paul's Schemes? Wow? Last week? I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to take a victory lap. I mean
Speaker 1: if you allow me to, then I will, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to. Paul Skeenes comes on the show on Friday,
Speaker 1: Tory Lavello calls in and says, you're my starter, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Schemes was plus twelve hundred
Speaker 1: to win. Cy Young. Now he's plus five hundred, So
Speaker 1: Rookie of the Year done. Yeah, Cy Young, he's a freak.
Speaker 1: He's pretty good. That was good. That was good radio.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, that was it was nice. That
Speaker 1: was nice. But he's still you know, sometimes I have
Speaker 1: to remember he's twenty two and he did nothing. He
Speaker 1: doesn't get about anything. That's that's amazing. Oh it's pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, Yeah, you're starting for the next league. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty awesome. I guess we'll call my parents. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they were listening, his parents were listening. I love how
Speaker 1: he stayed on the show. Oh, I know. I said
Speaker 1: goodbye to him, and then Mario realized that he was
Speaker 1: still on the zoom call just till and then he
Speaker 1: popped him up and he goes. I didn't know if
Speaker 1: I was supposed to hang up like this is great?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Recapping bad Larry did not do well at the Scottish Open. Uh.
Speaker 1: Deki Matsuyama didn't make the cut. Yeah, so that's tough
Speaker 1: to have him in the top five, top ten, top twenty.
Speaker 1: Uh Pete Alonso to win the derby. You lost some.
Speaker 5: Baseball Shayba four and own baseball.
Speaker 1: Then you had the Braves against the Diamondbacks and and
Speaker 1: ray has you losing that one? Oh I don't, of
Speaker 1: course I don't. Of course you didn't thought I went I.
Speaker 5: Thought I went four and o in baseball and lost them.
Speaker 5: Allowed what he had twelve home runs or something in
Speaker 5: the first round and he make that out of the
Speaker 5: first round.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship the bed? So yeah, who came up
Speaker 1: with the expression shipped the bed?
Speaker 4: Someone to chat the bed.
Speaker 1: Probably probably somebody working at a nursing home. Oh you
Speaker 1: think figure, But somebody in the world came up with
Speaker 1: that expression. It's like a huge fuck up. Like, imagine
Speaker 1: one of your biggest fuck ups is ship in the bed.
Speaker 1: But somebody, somebody actually do it. And then somebody coined
Speaker 1: the phrase, and then all of a sudden, somebody took it,
Speaker 1: and then it's applicable to other moments.
Speaker 4: Well, what about screwed the pitch? Do you think someone
Speaker 4: sucked the dog.
Speaker 1: And they still do? Absolutely, It's just you'll fall the
Speaker 1: wrong Now, we're not going there. Come on, we're better
Speaker 1: than that. I'm better than that. That's true. That's fair,
Speaker 1: all right? So uh bets this week, Dylan, do you
Speaker 1: you want to recap anything?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my Wimbledon parlay that hit the Altkras and Djokovic
Speaker 4: to make it to the finals. Yeah, is free money. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and Dan Canada and draw that that was that was spicy,
Speaker 4: big draw.
Speaker 1: Yes, that that was great. Uh that brings us to
Speaker 1: the Open Championship. Bad Larry, who's getting ready to tee off?
Speaker 1: Who do you have? Now? You guys get the benefit
Speaker 1: of already knowing that some guys have finished their rounds.
Speaker 1: But bad Larry, you want to give us your picks?
Speaker 5: Damn I sent him in last night, no benefit at all.
Speaker 5: I know I have Rory. I know I have the
Speaker 5: big Ouberg or Oerberg, whatever his name is. And I
Speaker 5: think I have Tyrell Hatton. Yes, I think that's why
Speaker 5: I have all one unit. And I was going to
Speaker 5: when I sent this to Ray last night, I said
Speaker 5: baseball to follow, And on my way to the golf
Speaker 5: course this morning, I went on my site. There's no
Speaker 5: baseball games today.
Speaker 1: No, it resumes tomorrow. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh so then then my guy didn't mess up.
Speaker 1: Oh so that's it.
Speaker 5: That's well? What else? I okay? Just because Shay just
Speaker 5: reminded me, I want under the seventy seventy two and
Speaker 5: a half minutes for Trump speech tonight. Ooh I like that,
Speaker 5: But he can't. He can't talk over an hour?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah again, Oh yeah I can, but I I
Speaker 1: that's not a bad bet. What was my seventy two
Speaker 1: and a half minutes? Is that even money?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: It's even money.
Speaker 5: I thought the thing that Ray sent out this morning,
Speaker 5: that's want to jumped off the page at me.
Speaker 4: It's seventy two even.
Speaker 1: Now it's down to seventy two. Ooh, moving lines, Larry, I.
Speaker 5: Still want under seventy two minutes.
Speaker 4: That's a slight favorite. Minus one twenty five over is
Speaker 4: minus minus.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I want the under, and I want three
Speaker 5: units on the under.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: And then I have my three to one unit golf bets.
Speaker 1: Ooh okay, let's see. So that's bad, Larry Shay.
Speaker 2: You want to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I got the American for the Open Championship, the
Speaker 1: American Colin Morikawa plus fourteen hundred to win. I love
Speaker 1: can't lay plus five thousand, and then Ludwig Auberg to
Speaker 1: win top twenty parlays, Tony rom Bryson Rory, and then Peterson.
Speaker 1: That's plus fifty five thousand, two fifty. Ben Griffin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Peter's boy, Peter Griffin. Yeah, Peter Griffin, America's dad, Peter Griffin. Danny,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it later. I love him. I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with them lately, great Irons using the new ball only
Speaker 1: pro on the tour using a max fly. He's trend
Speaker 1: in the right direction, Danny, write that down. What is
Speaker 1: going on with you? I'm telling you I love Peterson. Okay,
Speaker 1: baseball Tomorrow we can I mean, I guess we can
Speaker 1: do it tomorrow. Texas plus one thirty, the Cleveland Indians
Speaker 1: minus one twenty five, and Tampa Bay plus one fifty.
Speaker 1: Cleveland is a surprisingly good story this year. Look good,
Speaker 1: the good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be a big betting the Guardians this year.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know when I went to Indians game, Guardians,
Speaker 1: everybody was so adamant about them still being called the
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean they Washington. Yeah, I ain't never
Speaker 1: been to a commander's game or whatever.
Speaker 2: The fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to the Guardians game and people were mad,
Speaker 1: like the locals were pissed, and anybody in Garden's gear
Speaker 1: was like they were all young people or communists. That
Speaker 1: was it. Then presidential oves Danny, it's where the real
Speaker 1: money gets made. So we got the speech tonight, big
Speaker 1: important speech by the Donald Trump. I got a couple
Speaker 1: of different words and phrases he has to say for me,
Speaker 1: to get paid. Well, Once Great Nation, plus one seventy five,
Speaker 1: I got two units there, un American plus four hundred
Speaker 1: one unit you missed, plus four hundred hitting that like
Speaker 1: a northward and finished the wall minus won twenty five
Speaker 1: two units there. I mean that's free money, Danny. That's
Speaker 1: just if I could parley it, I would, okay, Chuck ching, Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 2: When Donald Trump says make America great again, where's this great?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: When was it great?
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean if you're white, it's been great for
Speaker 1: a long time, been awesome, really, yeah, like since the jump,
Speaker 1: it's been.
Speaker 2: Pretty much since George Washington, before Jamestown, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was swampy, but they made it.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, we got turkey, we got stuff in Yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Got dead Indians going on. Oh right, native that's what
Speaker 1: they called them. I should have called him Native Americans
Speaker 1: could have called them guardians. They gardened that corn until
Speaker 1: it got stolen. Whoa heritage Americans for the wind? All right? So,
Speaker 1: once great Nation, un American, you missed, and finish the wall.
Speaker 1: Finish the wall absolutely, all right, gotta do it, all right, Dylan.
Speaker 4: All right, Dan for the open I got Jordan's SPI
Speaker 4: top ten plus five point fifty. He usually fares well
Speaker 4: at the Open, even though he's been playing like Asley.
Speaker 1: He just I don't even know the fuck he is anymore, Danny.
Speaker 1: He just hits shots where you go, why and how?
Speaker 1: And But it used to be that he cleaned up
Speaker 1: his mess. Now he just hits shots where you go. Damn.
Speaker 4: He does a lot of zig zagging across the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he puts his steps. He gets more steps, I
Speaker 1: think than most golfers. But yeah, if you look at
Speaker 1: his phone where it says, you know, like totals there.
Speaker 4: Yeah he does. He does the ladder pattern up the fairway.
Speaker 4: But if there's anyone who you want to be hitting
Speaker 4: out of those bunkers all week and hauling out shots,
Speaker 4: it would.
Speaker 1: Be him, I don't think. So, Okay, what are you
Speaker 1: talking why? Because he's always in them. Yeah. That's why
Speaker 1: when somebody says, man, you're a good bunker player, you know,
Speaker 1: the only way he can become a good bunker player
Speaker 1: is being in the bunker. You don't want too much practice, ideally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I get a little too much practice. By the way, Larry,
Speaker 1: how is your game?
Speaker 5: I play scrambles? I just playing outings and this is
Speaker 5: the best ball where I have to go to my
Speaker 5: home drive and then you know it's gonna be a
Speaker 5: tough day today. And of course I'll send I'll send
Speaker 5: the boys a picture and this course it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I don't know if where you hit it you actually
Speaker 1: called a drive like you don't hit it very far, Larry.
Speaker 5: No, it's it's two o five and it goes about
Speaker 5: two forty, but it goes way off to the left
Speaker 5: and it comes back to the middle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, testimony, Danny.
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not long enough to get into any trouble.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, loud queer, they fat enough either. Yeah, your wife,
Speaker 1: your sister in law unhappy.
Speaker 5: That you know what h and you know I can
Speaker 5: chip and putt, so we're looking good.
Speaker 1: That is true. You can chip and putt, but you
Speaker 1: don't hit it very far. They should let you get
Speaker 1: from the red tea's well.
Speaker 5: This is another outing. So I'm sure we're gonna be
Speaker 5: up front of the white well.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Marvin, Yeah, white, white white tea, white tease. Marvin
Speaker 1: white teas all right, go ahead, Dylan.
Speaker 4: So I got Jordans top ten, I got sung JM
Speaker 4: top ten.
Speaker 1: Plus here's a machine in the top ten. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think he's winning anything, but he's in the top ten.
Speaker 4: He hangs around then, yeah he does. And I got
Speaker 4: Callum Scott to be this top Scottish player O plus
Speaker 4: three fifty after.
Speaker 1: So you're not gonna jump on Bobby mack Now.
Speaker 4: I don't like the winners of the previous week. I
Speaker 4: feel like it's been it's been bad to me in
Speaker 4: the past.
Speaker 1: Well, Shane Lowry is Irish, right, Oh, so he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Fall into the otherwise I would definitely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane Lowry is always great. Uh do you have
Speaker 1: presidential betting on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna sprinkle on Gavin Newsome to be the
Speaker 4: Democratic nominee plus two thousand.
Speaker 1: What's calm that right now?
Speaker 4: He's got second best. I think it's like plus four
Speaker 4: seventy five or something.
Speaker 1: Give me a unit there, Rah, There's no way they're
Speaker 1: taken away from a black woman. There's no way in
Speaker 1: fucking hell Kamela is going to be the nominee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Joe's done, he's done. They're forcing them out, and Nancy's
Speaker 1: got a knife in his back. Nancy Pelosi, what about
Speaker 1: Jill Biden? Oh Man did you know she made the
Speaker 1: Marine band make up a song for her? Did you
Speaker 1: know this? I swear to christ I just found this
Speaker 1: south here there. You know, they got hailed to the chief.
Speaker 1: When the president comes out, she made the marine band
Speaker 1: make up a song for the first lady. I swear
Speaker 1: to God, it's like the most egotistical, narcissistic lady. So
Speaker 1: it's like it's like fluttering trumpets and then you know,
Speaker 1: she walks out and they play the rest of the
Speaker 1: song and then she gives remarks or what It's the
Speaker 1: craziest shit I.
Speaker 2: Ever seen a shay. She also wanted I who to
Speaker 2: go to the White House also after they lost the
Speaker 2: National Games.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, you know, politics aside, if Malania Trump
Speaker 1: the Marine band make up a fucking song for her,
Speaker 1: she would have gotten crucive.
Speaker 4: Be the Russian National answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they are fit awesome. They already have a
Speaker 1: song for her. Yeah it is it's the the Soviet
Speaker 1: National Answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not even Russia to USSS.
Speaker 4: And that song does probably change all the time too.
Speaker 1: So okay, so you have Gavin Newsom to be the
Speaker 1: Democratic nominee, yeah, plus twenty.
Speaker 4: Twenty to one, And then I have a couple phrases
Speaker 4: for the big speech tonight animals slash animals plus five
Speaker 4: hundred that seems like good value, and an in a
Speaker 4: probably our long plus speech. Okay, uh, you missed like
Speaker 4: Shay over here plus four hundred?
Speaker 1: How does he use that you missed they missed your
Speaker 1: favorite president or getting shot to the shoot? You know,
Speaker 1: I had a crazy day in Pennsylvania. Room suit, but
Speaker 1: guess what you missed? Easy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, anything else there? Yeah? What Ray ruined?
Speaker 4: My best suit is plus a thousand?
Speaker 1: Love that? So okay, what about wears my shoe?
Speaker 4: It's not on here? Which I wonder if that I
Speaker 4: mean he actually probably based on the fact that he
Speaker 4: was like, wears my shoes? I doubt he's going to
Speaker 4: bring it up again because they.
Speaker 1: Hit him so hard he fell out of his shoes.
Speaker 4: And now what happens if you get hit by a car?
Speaker 4: Your shoes fly off?
Speaker 1: Yeah in the cartoons at least, Yeah, not real life.
Speaker 1: It's pretty man. I hit a guy I grew up with,
Speaker 1: got hit by a car. Knocked your shoes on? No ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's killed. I got run over. You got run over.
Speaker 1: I got hit by a car. Like front on yeah
Speaker 1: wait what yeah? I was like seventeen, it's the Honda Civic.
Speaker 1: Dude ran me down on purpose. Yeah, it's not really
Speaker 1: a car. No, I mean I would like a golf car,
Speaker 1: but I ended up. I ended up on the fucking
Speaker 1: roof of the to the car, and I was like, shit,
Speaker 1: fire man, this guy just hate me with his fucking car.
Speaker 2: Wait on purpose? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait? Yeah wait? Why did he? It was a pretty
Speaker 1: big fight at a gas station.
Speaker 4: Larry.
Speaker 1: If you want to go and hit some balls, you
Speaker 1: can get ready for your golf match.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Dan, I am putting. I am putting right
Speaker 5: now one handed while I'm listening to shit. You should
Speaker 5: be Trump's speech writer.
Speaker 1: I could. I could fucking kill that shit. I would
Speaker 1: make so much money for us. Oh yeah, I'm like
Speaker 1: you animals, fight, fight, fight, build the wall. The radical left,
Speaker 1: the radical left, didn't I put finish the wall? Joe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: finished the wall. That's that's a banger.
Speaker 5: Where are my size sevens? How about that guy?
Speaker 1: Sevens? There's no, that's like, not even funny. He clearly
Speaker 1: wears like a size cat. Please thank you, Larry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm listening to you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you think Trump's ever worn open toe s
Speaker 1: handles in his life? No? No, I mean neither. What
Speaker 1: do you think he wears to sixty to seventy When
Speaker 1: he said he was two thirty six.
Speaker 2: He's two fifteen, Which is that's Lamar Jackson's measurements?
Speaker 1: Yes, very similar, very similar.
Speaker 2: Lamar Jason is also six three, two fifteen, so.
Speaker 1: Looks about the same. Make good because I don't see color.
Speaker 4: Anyway across the board.
Speaker 2: I don't love. I don't see color. And what color
Speaker 2: is that shirt? It's red?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Not me?
Speaker 1: Oh it could it be me? Yeah? Fuck out of Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going to be Kamala Camela whatever dude gives a ship,
Speaker 1: she's gonna lose.
Speaker 2: I know, is there anyone that could even make this
Speaker 2: a real race?
Speaker 1: I think big Gratch, So I still hold for her.
Speaker 1: I think she would be the best candidate if she
Speaker 1: actually became the president. I don't know if enough people
Speaker 1: know about her. And she's almost got kidnap kid but
Speaker 1: they all got found not guilty. That was FBI and
Speaker 1: trapman Dan. Everybody knows that these comments are trying to
Speaker 1: ruin this country. Okay, you know, so wait back to
Speaker 1: the Honda you got hit by a Honda, yeah, Hana Civic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what kind of damage? I mean, I didn't go
Speaker 1: the hospital. I was banged up, for sure, I was.
Speaker 1: It didn't feel good. But at a carbon fiber hood
Speaker 1: I remember that. Was there a fight you said at
Speaker 1: the gas station? Yeah, we were getting in a fight
Speaker 1: at the gas station, a bunch of us, and then
Speaker 1: people were trying to pull this dude out of his
Speaker 1: car and he just put it in the gear and
Speaker 1: fucking punched it and bam that he got hit, but
Speaker 1: no serious injuries. No, And I didn't go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: I just rolled off that bitch and then what happened, Well,
Speaker 1: the fight was over after that, and then we just
Speaker 1: went to fuck home. Oh so once you got hit,
Speaker 1: then there was no more fighting, not by me.
Speaker 4: Out that's a word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you got hit.
Speaker 2: So when somebody gets hit by a car or somebody
Speaker 2: pulls a gun, the fight's usually over.
Speaker 1: I think that's like an official time out. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like no, everybody's hill out. This dude just got ran over.
Speaker 1: It like a fucking relax. But you didn't get run over.
Speaker 1: You got hit, the car didn't run over. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're playing here, Danny, you got hit by a car,
Speaker 1: a Honda Civic. You couldn't not get run over. It
Speaker 1: was one of those raisers, Danny was not you couldn't
Speaker 1: run over a pebble.
Speaker 2: That thing.
Speaker 1: It was lower to the ground. I'm just saying, you said,
Speaker 1: you've got run over. I don't know if it's a
Speaker 1: spoiler or not. We should check in with the Korean
Speaker 1: American community.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if.
Speaker 4: That's also inconclusive. There's a few other communities.
Speaker 1: Very I ran a guy. I didn't run into a guy.
Speaker 1: Let me rephrase that. But I was at a bar
Speaker 1: and his name was Lucky, and I said Lucky. I said,
Speaker 1: why do they call you lucky? He goes, I got
Speaker 1: hit by a mack truck and lived no ship, so
Speaker 1: they called me lucky. What do you look like?
Speaker 4: I look, he looked pretty unlucky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but and not very far from the bar in
Speaker 1: New York. He got hit. Wait, wait, he got hit
Speaker 1: in the city. Yes, Oh, come on, Danny, that's burying
Speaker 1: the lead. Where they going ten miles an hour? No,
Speaker 1: it was on Houston.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got you could be going out, Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3: Definitely a mac truck. He got hit by a Honda,
Speaker 3: he got mac truck.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, nobody's calling you lucky. No, no, unlucky.
Speaker 1: It comes unlucky. Do you have any other phrases for
Speaker 1: Trump tonight?
Speaker 4: No, that's it for me. But I am going to
Speaker 4: take the over on the speech.
Speaker 1: Over seventy two minutes.
Speaker 4: He's gonna really, he's gonna ball out.
Speaker 1: I don't think he has to talk that long.
Speaker 4: No, No, he doesn't have No one has to.
Speaker 1: Like in his mind, he doesn't have to talk as
Speaker 1: long as he probably thinks he would need to.
Speaker 4: I think he just gets after what he just gets
Speaker 4: in the zone.
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's going to be a fiery speech.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna come out. I think he's gonna
Speaker 1: come out conciliatory. And I think he saw God after
Speaker 1: almost getting killed. I think he's freaking out in his
Speaker 1: head like I should bring the country together and all
Speaker 1: this other ship and act like God played a role
Speaker 1: in Yeah, of course, what do you mean of course
Speaker 1: he did? No, he didn't, Danny.
Speaker 4: How would he have played?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Danny, you can't be like, hey, I'm a Christian,
Speaker 1: but God didn't do that. Of course I'm going to
Speaker 1: say God has something to do with it. Of course,
Speaker 1: I believe you don't have to.
Speaker 4: Did God make the Korean guy run you over in
Speaker 4: his civic.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I deserve it. It was clearly punishment for
Speaker 1: things that I had done. But how like is God
Speaker 1: involved in everything? He knows he's omnish and omni present, Danny,
Speaker 1: he's involved in it all.
Speaker 4: But ship job, he's.
Speaker 1: Done pretty good, thank you very much, especially if you're
Speaker 1: a white man. But Marvin degrees, Oh that's a fact.
Speaker 2: Damn. It's good to be white. Really not bad that way. Now. Wait,
Speaker 2: I'm living way better than my great grandfather, my grandfather,
Speaker 2: so it is good being me right now. Because on
Speaker 2: the show I could say something by white.
Speaker 1: Folks, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 4: That's what you think.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, keeping a list.
Speaker 2: I caught a little bit of flat because I was
Speaker 2: like Wilt Chamberlain played against a bunch of six four
Speaker 2: white guys named Dick on the show, and somebody was like,
Speaker 2: if you said about black people, I was like, but
Speaker 2: but I didn't know, I see how it works. I
Speaker 2: was like, you don't have free Oh hold on, sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: I know I'm not even supposed to supposed to be
Speaker 2: running the board.
Speaker 1: Yes, you all right?
Speaker 2: So I went to this oyster spot and they had
Speaker 2: a cover band and the final song they played Shay
Speaker 2: was and I'm proud to be an American.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this.
Speaker 2: Song sucks so bad. And my wife has a video
Speaker 2: of me like hearing the song and just like, wait,
Speaker 2: what town was this? This is in Bridgeport? No, this is,
Speaker 2: but this is at an oyster bar. This is a
Speaker 2: an oyster bar. Yes, yeah, Boca. Yeah, oh yeah, so
Speaker 2: it might as well have been where you live. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so and I'm proud to be at least I know,
Speaker 2: at least I know I'm free.
Speaker 1: Harvin always says, at least I know I'm free.
Speaker 2: And I'm going upstand shut.
Speaker 1: Up, all right, Irving wherever you get your podcasts. Taking
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks off because of the Texas trip,
Speaker 1: which is bad timing considering the attemptive assassination. Our one
Speaker 1: true leader, I mean, the one man that can bring
Speaker 1: down democracy almost got killed. There's a bad day for me.
Speaker 4: Danny. My heart skipped to beat Yeah, that really did
Speaker 4: kind of what the other thought.
Speaker 1: Is if they would have actually would that have triggered
Speaker 1: my wet dream, civil war, a hostile takeover, a coup
Speaker 1: ata and a dismantling of democracy and any political norm
Speaker 1: that we've ever had. Would that have sped that up?
Speaker 4: I do think it wouldn't have not spent that time.
Speaker 1: I don't think it would So, Shaye and Irving wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcasts, except for it won't be a
Speaker 1: new podcast anytime soon, so take it a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks off. You could have told me that I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have given a plug. I like the plug Danny and
Speaker 1: Shane and Irving, not Shae and Irving. As my wife thinks,
Speaker 1: Who's what am I coming over for dinner? By the way,
Speaker 1: Oh damn, I don't know. This is what people do.
Speaker 1: Danny my home. Then you invite me into your home?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't I'd be pissed right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever been to Danny's house?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 2: Oh, we've been to dance house a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Larry's Larry's been there too. Larry's Larry's been there a
Speaker 1: few times.
Speaker 2: Wow, Danny, our significant others have been there too.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my son's been there.
Speaker 1: Wives, girlfriends, drunk girls, side pieces, drunk girlfriends.
Speaker 4: No, one else seemed to mind, well, well you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: Uh so yeah, okay, yeah, Danny, Yeah, I think you know,
Speaker 1: I have to talk to my roommate and ask her.
Speaker 1: I don't even have to bring my roommate. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I would prefer you did. Man, I would prefer you did.
Speaker 1: I think that that would kind of give us a
Speaker 1: little buffer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll be my best behavior if she's there. I know
Speaker 1: that's why. Yeah. Uh, and you have to take a
Speaker 1: drug test before you committed. No. You know how many
Speaker 1: times I've taken a drug test and they've been like,
Speaker 1: just fucking tell me now, we need to wait for
Speaker 1: the result. And right before that, you know, he pissed
Speaker 1: the cup. They're like, just tell me now, we don't
Speaker 1: do all this shiit shay, just tell me if you
Speaker 1: took drugs. We don't have to do the drugs. We
Speaker 1: don't have to go to a CVS.
Speaker 2: Do it.
Speaker 1: No fuck that, go to CVS. Get that ship. And
Speaker 1: every single time I've never passed one in my life.
Speaker 1: Every single time I failed, every single time, What the
Speaker 1: hell happened? It is impossible? Every time I told you
Speaker 1: to get the test, Okay, that'll do it. For this week.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, good luck with golf today. Yeah he's gone.
Speaker 2: He had his one hand on his butter.
Speaker 1: Yes he did. Now I can put two hands on
Speaker 1: this butter, so he doesn't need that's just overdoing it.
Speaker 1: He's got the Varden grip on his on his a reverse.
Speaker 1: So for Ray the producer, Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Marvin running the show there and Shay and Irving. Have
Speaker 1: yourself a great day, everybody. We look forward to talking
Speaker 1: to you next week.