WEBVTT - The Off-Air Show - 'Being Set Up On A Date' - Ep.41 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.200 That's that's not the song. What are you talking about? 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.080 It's not what he's talking it's not the that's not 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:06.720 the song that he's in dancing in the barn. I know, 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:08.920 I'm trying to find me that's the song we want. No, yes, 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:10.479 we do need that song, but that's not what it is. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:14.720 That's Bonnie Tyler. Bonnie Tyler. No, it's not Bonnie's holding 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:16.720 up for an era. No, that's not pulling out for 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:24.840 Bonnie Tyler. No right here, no, this one. Yeah, Rand 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:33.600 is like you know, he's an outcast, so angry. I 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.720 just pulled that up. I just want a story, and 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:37.519 then I wanted to use some running music. I want 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:39.440 to just start the podcast. Okay, you to tell us 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:41.400 on the podcast the whole day is already complete. Ship 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.120 as it is. Okay, I could see it's going to 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:50.520 feel a fun one. Elvis Drand presents off air shows 0:00:50.840 --> 0:01:02.160 Steery Jones and Great Tea. Yeah it's episode number forty one. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:04.880 Yes it is. I'm glad you remember that without the outline, 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.560 we somehow bypassed our midlife crisis show and didn't even 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.959 mention it. Yeah, well, we were busy with the billionaire 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:16.480 musician guy we got you're talking to imperson I was 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.920 impersonator yesterday on our show, the off Air Show, we 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:24.640 had um sir Ian sir Ivan in his castle. If 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.840 you didn't hear that podcast, go check out after this one. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.560 It's a it's a pretty motivational stuff. And I think 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.840 I need to say for the record that I thought 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.040 he was very cool. I don't think I ever gave 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.880 off an depression that I didn't like him or wasn't 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:38.200 into him or at all was no, no, no no. 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:40.200 A couple of listeners wrote in at the off air 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.160 show on Twitter that bald Freak was making fun of him, 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:45.880 calling him a stoner and did he not come on? 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.120 I saw this first of all. That is that is 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.200 me paying paying homage to you, my friend. That is 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:51.760 not me making fun of you. I thought he was 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.160 very cool, I really did, and he is come on, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.960 come on. And then I received a tweet which I 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:58.640 blocked because and you know who you are and I 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.960 really care. And now they're listening, you know what he 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.120 is from Gregg t to you. You are blocked, and 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.760 I don't give a ship. You're blocked. What happened to 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:10.919 somebody like dropped me some stupid tweet about like that 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:12.840 that like I was cutting him off when he was 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.000 speaking or something which I didn't even happen anyway, or 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.400 whatever it was. It was such such nonsense that I 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:21.120 don't even remember your tweets. You're listening right now, but 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.639 I don't care. You can't let that get on the podcast. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.280 On the podcast, so I don't remember that. It was 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.960 some unconstructive criticism. We love it all be all on 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.560 this podcast because there are people in the world that 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.480 think that they can tell you their thoughts and that 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.320 they're just being like constructive. You know, they're gonna be 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.760 constructive criticism and you're supposed to take it. These are 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.720 people that have no clue about podcasts or radio or 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.480 starting off. I don't want to start off like that. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.720 You have to. What they don't know behind the scenes 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.840 is how much work and effort and and what we 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.320 put in to make the off air show happen. But 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.680 some of these people also have to have Twitter names, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.839 and then they go under this assumed name, a fake name, 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.160 and then they tweet us and think that we don't 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.560 know who they are, when clearly we know they are, 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:10.680 and they're trying to take it down hold on a second, 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.760 hold on you saying that people are negative tweeting one 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.480 handle and then on the other handle they are who 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.680 they are, regular person person because when you look them up, 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.640 they only have like three tweets and like they've never 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.400 even tweeted ever, or three followers or whatever. You are 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.640 saying that there's a person on Twitter who's not who 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:32.200 he claims or she claims to be, that is criticizing you, 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.440 correct under an assumed name. Correct, but it's actually a 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:43.040 person correct that you know you are correct, freaking you are. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.920 That's exactly what happened. So, so what happened was I 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.480 received a tweet at a at a very late hour 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.200 when when I know that this person is still like 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.800 up for whatever strange, and then this person tweeted me 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:56.360 under a different name, and then I wanted to go 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.280 look it up, and they had like, you know, like 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.520 they've never even tweeted before, they're only following three people, 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.680 And I'm like, Okay, I know who you are. It 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.760 couldn't be possible that it's a real person who only 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.160 has three followers. No, it's a person that really just 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:14.080 wants to tear us down because they're freaking jealous. That's okay. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.400 Then all of a sudden, then they dropped us an 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.360 email and when I went to go look up their 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:28.320 email name, their email name was John. It sounds pretty 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.640 fishy to me, John John, because what kind of name 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:36.680 is a peculiar name? John? Just John? That's very odd. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:44.800 Let me let me go this this bird, John, actually 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.800 look stuff. I know that. I Rule number one is 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.919 we are sitting in the studio. Rule number two, we 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.720 have the microphones. Rulnumber three. This is our creativity. Rule 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.880 number four. You're never gonna be liked by everybody. And 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.800 you can't let this crap oother you because those that 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.960 tweet and text us about criticism. I'm really have no idea. 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.680 What's really going on on the scene. Is this twitter 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:06.920 at John? No, it doesn't matter. What a free day, man, 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.640 what a day? What are you? What are you getting at? 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.360 What am I getting at? Is that that led me 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.279 into today? Okay? So this is just the start of 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.440 a bad series of events that you're gonna recount for 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.520 us right now. It is. It's a domino keep going. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.400 I like, I'm liking this. I'm just gonna sit back. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.240 I don't even want to start tale like this. But 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:25.920 we are scary have to do? Oh please that the 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.919 horns are driving me nuts. I just got out of 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:31.920 the city's I swear that's what it was like. The 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:38.400 guy was great. I'm having flashbacks what happened to That's 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:42.760 what it was like. I'm gonna go, go, go go 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:49.640 right now. That's what it's like outside right now. This 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:54.479 is this is that the reality of New York City. Okay, 0:05:54.480 --> 0:06:04.880 that's my I'm black stag. So I have to go 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:08.080 get something at the part of Manhattan you don't want 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.800 to go to. You just can't move, you know. And 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:16.360 I get to the store. It hey, at the store. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.719 The store does open up till eleven o'clock in the morning, 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.440 because in New York it's a cool thing to do 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.440 to open up at eleven. Don't open up in like 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:27.680 eight or nine. You know. I want to cry. I 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.240 don't even know what's stressing you out yet trying I'm 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:37.040 trying to. It's a hundred very New York City three 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.680 heat wave, you know, and it's and everything's concrete, and 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.440 it's like it's just like you're in an oven. They 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.640 call it the concrete jungle, you know. And I'm trying 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.080 to get back here to make the podcast. Thank you 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.719 appreciate that. And I'm hating New York City's so bad. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.040 I'm hating it and I do not have what I need. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.040 And now I'm back here and I had to make 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.400 some phone calls to find it. Luckily I found it 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:01.160 in a town called Freehold, New Jersey, a woman in Gloria. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:06.960 So sometimes what you're telling me, thank you for. Some 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:11.400 people love New York for this reason. They love the grind, 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.480 the greediness, they love the hustle and bustle, they love 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.800 the traffic, they all of it because they love the people. Right, 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.960 That's what makes this city so great. But it's really 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:26.680 not great because to you, that's great. Make the best 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:31.920 of this city. This city will eat you up and 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:36.280 just spit you out, and they will kill on the daily. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:40.160 It will. So yeah, okay, so yeah, yeah, you hate 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:43.560 New York today, but you got what you needed. So 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.600 things are looking up. I got what I needed from 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.000 a nice woman that's is not in Manhattan, she's in 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:52.640 New Jersey. And sorry, we have no song about New Jersey. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:57.760 We get some bruson er bon Jovi. Come alright, let's okay. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.680 So so you're trying, okay, so so with the moral 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.840 of your story is last night I've been anger this 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.520 last night and it just got it was the tweet 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.800 followed by this morning leaving the show and now you're 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.800 now you're sweating, your arm pits are all soaked. What's 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.320 going on? And I don't know. I don't want to 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.600 be like this. I really don't want to be. To 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.160 tell you what, I'll give you ten bucks if you 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.240 lick my armpit. I'm not licking your arm ball for 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:25.200 you look my art. If you look my armpit, it's 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.080 gonna be on my tongue like all day, you know. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.400 To dedicate this song to Greg t the frap? What 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:36.520 type of is it? The spray or the or the 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:42.280 app applicating? No, I'm just curious. I think is gonna 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.480 do it for ten I want to tell you what 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:44.800 happened to me? Can I tell you what happened to 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.480 me yesterday to kind of ruined my day for a little. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.800 We had a bad day. I had a good day. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:52.040 And then I've left in the afternoon and I'm standing 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.680 outside the building and it's hot as balls out yesterday, 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.760 just like it was today. It's disgusting out there, and 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.120 I'm taking my fifteen minute walk back to the train, 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:01.520 and I have to get my music ready, so I 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.520 stand close to by the side of the building and 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.600 I start picking out, like what am I gonna play? 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.160 And I let me make a disclaimer here. I hate 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.679 people who are like stand in the middle of the 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:12.800 side walking in there there, up and around with their phone. 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.760 They're walking with their phone in their face. That's a 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:16.760 big pet peeve of mine. But I'm off to the side. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:20.079 I understand, following the proper etiquette. I understand. And so 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.960 this post on a second. Here we go see one 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:32.720 everybody singing because he had a bad day. One down. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:38.199 Tell me it's like a bad hour. It was a 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:42.840 bad hour. I need tell you what happened. I'm standing 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:46.000 there and this older woman comes up to me and 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.320 just unsolicited, she smacks my hand and she says something like, 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.480 why do you a whole are you're doing? Huh? Just 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.480 like just out of nowhere. Obviously she was on crack. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.440 And I just stood there and was like, I had 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.440 that moment, you know, at that moment where it's like 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:04.040 just walk away, just walk away. So you were minding 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:07.400 you were minding your own business right in the middle 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.760 of sidewalk. That thing, it's like that happened a crazy person. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.840 A crazy person comes up to me and smack you. 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.319 Don't smack my hand. We'll tell you something. You want 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.600 to yell at me, you don't. You don't touch me, 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:21.040 don't touch me. I agree, But I could have possibly 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.559 been upset about just about being crazy. I'm just the 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.320 crazy person walking down the street. So how does it okay? 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.080 So so you're not dealing with a rational person. So 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.360 but still, why does it affect you in anyway? Because 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:34.400 you don't like you don't touch you, don't lay your 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.800 hands on me. Don't you know what she was doing? Doctor? Doctor? Scary? 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:43.800 We're scary. So so I chased her down that you 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.240 went after her. I went after you. Like jazz music. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.239 A lot of times when you go to see a psychologist, 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.040 have jazz music. Crazy, So I go after her. And 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:52.679 I'm like, now, I'm like standing next to her, she's 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.480 on the left, and we're walking down the street together 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:55.679 and just look at her and I'm waiting for her 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.720 to make eye contact me. I don't say anything, and 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.240 she looks at me, and I could tell like she 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.839 she recognized me. For you're the guys in whose hand? 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.200 I just slapped your hand? And I said, you better 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.920 be careful like whose hand you slap? Right, You don't, 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.720 You never know whose hand you're gonna slap, I said, 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:11.640 And then she continue to curse at me, and I 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.080 just walked across the street. Okay, but you don't know. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:15.600 You don't know the motive. You don't know why she 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.360 was cursing it. But I'm just saying it put me 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:20.320 in a bed. You don't know why she slapped your hand. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.360 But why do you guys let it get to you? Can't? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.079 You guys just let it roll. It's a certain person 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.000 like yourself, and I think that you, scary are a 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.160 very special person where you can you can let things 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.320 roll off your shoulder. I got a long I can do. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:34.520 I'm te flon man, I really am. You guys both 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.640 make the mountain out of a mole hill. I think 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:40.839 you're right. I think it's crazy. Yeah, so what somebody 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.280 tweeted some negative crap at You're right, let it go, 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.679 and they're pretending to be somebody they're not. I can't 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.960 and they're hiding behind the guys of another name. You're 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:52.920 right at John, John at John? All right, that's fine though. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.079 All right, so listen, you got something you about my day, 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.640 and I feel like I've stolens got something for us. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:03.480 Oh boy, tell us somebody they're scary. Well, yesterday I 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:08.280 went into the bodega to buy me some nuts. I 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:12.400 wanted those raw raw almonds. And you have no allergies, 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:15.439 good for you nuts, unlike you needs an epipet wherever 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.920 he goes, right. And I walked into the store and 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:20.640 it was raw almonds and it was a big, giant 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:27.320 box and the price said, I mean, they're expensive again, 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:31.000 another reason why New York City sucks. So I went 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:34.240 to go check the box, the big, the clear, the 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:39.360 clear plastic box for freshness, and I'm like, add this one. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.839 Expiration dates coming up sooner than this one. So I 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:43.440 wanted the one. I wanted the one that was the 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:46.679 most in the future, and I just grabbed the next 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.080 one and I went and I want to go pay 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:51.920 for it. And then I got to the radio station 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:58.959 with my nuts nuts, and I realized that they had 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:04.280 mislabeled container nuts. It Actually this price they charged me 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.880 was eight fifty nine, not ten fifty nine. Because the 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:11.880 label says cash you cash, and they're cheaper. Cashes are 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:15.280 two dollars cheaper than almonds nuts, but they wore almonds 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.560 in the box, so they just put the wrong labe. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.959 They slapped the wrong label on and so I kind 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.280 of feel like I short changed the bodega by two 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:26.079 dollars because I really got my almonds which were really 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.600 supposed to be ten fifty nine and these cost eight fifty. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:31.760 You know, cashes cost eight fifty nine, so I paid 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:33.959 the fifty nine for the but they're from How do 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:46.720 we turn to stay around guys? Cheap? N? I'm faced 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.280 with I'm faced with with a question, why do you 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:51.319 want to eat the ship? N? No, No, it's not 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:52.920 got nothing to do with that. Are you guys even 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.720 listening to me? We are? We feel bad for you? 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.120 What is it a store? Cheap? Knots? No, you dick 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:07.719 I And now you feel like it feels like so 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:09.839 I feel like I short changed it by two dollars. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.720 So my question is do I owe that? Do I 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.840 owe it to them to go back into the store 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.280 and buy and give them two dollars because like short 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:25.040 change the cheap now rather than think about it? Can 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:26.560 you give me your feedback? But I hope you don't 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:32.040 fall down, because then you'll be a klutz. And well, 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:33.880 do I owe them money? Or is it? I mean 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.240 they screwed up, they put the wrong Come on, it 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.440 doesn't at all come out in the wash. That's the 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.280 way I look at it. I find a penny, Give 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.560 a penny, Take a penny, penny, take a pen the right, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.920 Take a penny somewhere and somewhere down the line, the 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.080 universe is gonna come back and recharge you two dollars 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.920 for something else, and it's gonna be I'm scary Jones. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.840 I get paid seventeen thousand dollars for an appearance. What's 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.960 the two dollars? Take a penny, so I save them alone. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:00.920 You want me to leave the late who smacked my 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.800 hand like an ass, and then you leave the two 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.720 dollar nuts alone? All right? You want me to forget 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.960 about the bad tweet that I received in the bead email. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.320 You have a penny, take up, just forget this whole 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:14.760 podcast ever happened. Just walk out, penny awesome? Alright, great, alright, 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:18.000 so we're all done. You got Penny Lane, Penny Lane. No, 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:24.560 we're not going into that. When coming up, Penny Lover 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.040 Lover is a great song. What are some of those songs? 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.520 A penny? I wanted to hear the whole foot Loose song. 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:33.600 What happened? We just got to play it? Where's the song? 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.600 Where's the song? Scared? I think that's the song that's 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.320 gonna I want to dance around the studio to the 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:39.800 foot lot. Might need that song. I'm saying that will 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.840 get me out of the rut that I am in 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.760 by being slapped by a crazy person on the street. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.120 Can we explain why were we even searching that song? 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:48.920 Because I wanted to describe to you what it was 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.080 like when I got out of the cab in the 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:54.160 middle of traffic and I ran four blocks to try 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.880 to get here. So this was the great team running 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.160 music that we never played. Right here. I was playing 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.280 New York, New York and go, okay, ready give me 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:06.920 the horns, giving hockey the horns. There. I am sitting 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:10.000 in the back of the taxi and I'm looking everyone 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:12.080 trying to get out, and I tell the taxi driver 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.600 I need to get out now. I need to get 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.440 out now, but the tax driver just want to let 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.680 me out with the exactly when I said, I said, 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:20.840 so I have to get out. I have to get 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:24.720 back to work. Get out of my Cox shrink and 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:29.520 I'm like, we're not going anywhere. So finally he says, fine, fine, 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.560 hard get out of my dog. Try I take my money. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.120 I throw it through the middle of the taxi waydow 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:38.080 money out here. I get it out of the taxicab. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.520 When we're going, I start to get up, and I'm 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:44.200 got you you cars, I'm got you back. There's a 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:54.440 carry car and I'm starting from one round. I start 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:58.040 on the hood, getting had to like escalated over the top. 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:06.360 I'm not telling off to the street and already says 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:11.520 I said time. I got to go. You're so great. 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:17.480 Thank kids. Somewhere as I'm running, as I finally see 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.280 our building a distance, I can make it. I can 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:28.280 make you find I slide right past the car. I 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.879 get back up. After I dropped my phone, which by 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:34.399 the way, my screen cracked. I picked it back up 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:39.840 and I continue my run. Go too late. Come on, 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:45.640 the song is over. I'm always there. Can't start all over. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.720 We don't have the technology. Instead, you went to see 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:53.479 Fantoms the opera on Broadway. Yeah, so come on give 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:58.359 it we had finish. I'm almost there. No, we you 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:02.760 we you feel you said he left you f in time. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:05.959 He left you right in the middle of your premature. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:12.360 Stay tuned next week the part continuation will Gregg t Survive? 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.480 So yesterday, a couple of days ago on the show, 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:18.760 we had a question for the ball frequent questions on 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.159 that we needed a female persponsive. Question, we need a 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.720 female perspective? And uh, what were those questions? Gregg? But 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:28.159 why don't we take us all um time take a 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:30.000 speed doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. You can 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:35.440 take me back in time. Bob was, yeah, I was 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:37.400 trying to get took it back out for my story 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:40.200 when I was running, give me my back in time. 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:48.600 He's like, and then there we were back in time. 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.439 When I said, what did you say the other day? 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:53.000 On the other you said we need a female's opinion, 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:55.359 I said, you can't go out with Lauren because Laurence 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:57.440 I found out as twenty seven years old and you're 0:18:57.440 --> 0:18:59.680 a lot older than her. You're forty. So we fourd 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.600 into seven doesn't match. You guys are not in the 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:05.000 same page. But that's besides the point. All right, what's 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:06.800 your what's your point? The point is is that you 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.600 two are not You're not on the same page. You 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:11.680 guys are both doing different things in your lives. This 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:14.360 relationship will not work. I need to set up ship. 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:16.359 I want to set morn up with somebody that's in 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.760 her own age, like Chris manzel. I didn't want to 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:20.679 go out with this girl. Number one and number two 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.840 is what relationship Scary. I like them because it shops 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:25.680 up Lulu Lemon. But you were talking about going to 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:28.320 most tavern on The Simpsons. I just wanted I just 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.560 wanted to do that. I don't like a relationship. Does 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:33.320 this have to do with anything? We needed a female's 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.280 opinion and then and then we wanted to know because 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:38.879 I wanted to set mourn up with Chris Manzeo, and 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:41.760 you Scary said to me, that's awkward. People don't set 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:44.280 each other up anymore. Now. You go online and you 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:46.760 find somebody on an internet site, Yeah you go, Yeah, 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.399 you use dating sites. You use like what what you use? 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:53.280 Bumble tender, things like that, And I think that that's ridiculous. 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.159 What's the difference. And that's where we need share to 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:58.920 come in exactly, Share are you with us? Share? I'm 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:03.120 here guys. Yeah, share what share? You know? Okay? Share? 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:05.720 First of all? Come no, no, no, Hold on a second. 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.960 Give the last time I played share for share and 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:13.240 she was like, what that's so corny, it's a little cliche. 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:15.000 We have to come up with a new one. Okay, 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:17.720 we'll do that for next time. What do you want 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:21.400 to riot? Yeah, you're quite riot. Why are we stuck 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:26.320 in the eighties? People? Share? I try and do stuff 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:28.240 that's current, and these two one of them is in 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:30.159 the sixties and the other ones in the seventies and 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:38.080 then nineties, two thousand. Up with a proper intro for 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.800 you next time, appreciate Why don't you reintroduce share? Scary? 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.920 Tell everybody, I mean, we gotta put first of all, 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:46.760 the next time you make an appearance, the first time 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:48.399 you make an appearance in our studio, we're gonna take 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:49.760 a picture with you. We're gonna throw it up on 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:52.760 the Graham. You know, we're still back in time. We 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:55.960 come back. Yeah, we're back. We're back from back into it. 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:58.200 Hold on a second, we're still stuck in the time. 0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:02.800 Do do that's the sound effects? Okay, now we're officially back. 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:05.800 We were recounting a story and we have these sound 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:08.359 effects made by I felt like we were back on 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:11.560 the skype from when she was away. Yeah exactly. Let's 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:13.040 we don't want to go back in time to that. No, 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:15.160 that's a that was a really bad moment in history. 0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:18.080 What I don't understand now that I'm back here, how 0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:21.879 come you're not here? I'm gonna make my grand appearance 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:28.200 next week? What you make your appearance this week ago? Yeah? Alright? 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:31.040