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Speaker 1: Name is Michael Rappaport. Like I said, a K the

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Speaker 1: Gringo man dingo uh, and I am back. This Iron

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Speaker 1: A lot of people praying for Pablo, who's doing fine.

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Speaker 1: But everybody who came to the Irvine shows. I really

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Speaker 1: Wendy Williams Show. This week, Yo, watch the Wendy Williams Show.

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Speaker 1: Talking real greasy on the Wendy Williams Show. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: that type of dude. Now, I've been saying all year,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna get sidetracked by that.

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Speaker 1: It takes hard work and dedication, to quote the great

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Speaker 1: Nipsey Hustle. So I got to the game. When got

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They fucking smacked him around. Durant had

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Speaker 1: an unimpressive, and I'm not saying this bias, he had

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Speaker 1: an unimpressive, unimpactful thirty nine points. But there was never

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Speaker 1: that sense of desperation. There was never that sense of Joe,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get swept out of the fucking playoffs four

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Speaker 1: games to nothing with the quote unquote best player in

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Speaker 1: the league. Kevin Durant's the best player in the league,

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Speaker 1: and you get swept. You couldn't get one game. Who

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Speaker 1: Do you know who does it? The Brooklyn fucking nets

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Speaker 1: and Kevin Durrant And I say good. The K and

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Speaker 1: k D stands for karma. Good. You fuck. You're not

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Speaker 1: that dude, You're a ridiculously sickly talented score You won

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Speaker 1: how can't you can't double team Clay, you can't double

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Speaker 1: top twenty five player of all time. But they got

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Speaker 1: Worried about vaccines, all this goofy ship, the ghost of

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Speaker 1: the finals to be the Lakers and the Nets coming

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Speaker 1: and James Hardened, and they got fucking swept. What a

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Speaker 1: some like meds. The pandemic affected this Brooklyn Nets team

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Speaker 1: more than any other team in professional sports. Durant has

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Speaker 1: had more COVID nineteen cases than maybe anyone in the

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Speaker 1: United States, allegedly. Allegedly. But the big, big, big deal

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Speaker 1: was Kyrie Irving, the voice of the Voiceless, was not

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Speaker 1: Durant and Kyrie Irving only played thirteen games together in

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Speaker 1: two fucking years. And you just got swept. You fuck

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Speaker 1: rumors that James Harden was happy, Why would he be

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Speaker 1: What a ship show this season was, What a shift.

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Speaker 1: I watched him get the asses kicked tonight. I just

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Speaker 1: got home from the Barclays. They got their asses beat

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Speaker 1: every single time they were making little mini ones. Boston

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Speaker 1: came back and said, fuck you bitch. They said, fuck

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Speaker 1: traded James Harden. You remember that he forced that trade

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Speaker 1: Andre Drummond. They got Drummond, They got Seth Curry, and

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Speaker 1: they got the Australian who denie Ben Simmons, who said

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Speaker 1: he was gonna play in Game four, but he's a bitch,

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Speaker 1: asked Kangaroo, asked who They got their asses tonight, And

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Speaker 1: it was gorgeous. You know, it was fucking gorgeous to

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Speaker 1: watch swept. No other team got swept out of the

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Speaker 1: first round of the playoffs this year. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: even the Joker won a game, even the Raptors won

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Speaker 1: a game. Atlanta won a game. You couldn't win one

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Speaker 1: game with who Tracy McGrady just called the most talented

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Speaker 1: duel to ever play together. Toronto won two games. Toronto

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Speaker 1: has won two games. Atlanta at least won one game.

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Speaker 1: They're probably not gonna win another game. But no one

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Speaker 1: Biggie Small's, Big Daddy Kane, jay z m Op just

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Speaker 1: love it, k D. The K stands for Karma And

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Speaker 1: I'm having my fucking after party. Had catched Batch? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're having an after party. Had catch biatch. You get

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Speaker 1: swept in the Barclays. You know how humiliating that is?

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Speaker 1: How how can you ever be considered the best player

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Speaker 1: hanging in there with Philadelphia, when Atlanta with little Trey

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Speaker 1: The platform will never be the same. Leave now, losers,

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Speaker 1: elected that woman that was like no, no, That attitude

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Speaker 1: for you, fucking little babies, a little fucking cry babies,

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Speaker 1: that for forty four billion. I don't care how much

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Speaker 1: don't you unblock me, Duke, since you're all about free speech,

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk unblocked me. I didn't say anything that bad.

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Speaker 1: didn't go blocked? Answer that question. When you're tossing and

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Speaker 1: ask yourself why you have the inflamed Oshka Nazi blocked you?

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Speaker 1: Fuck you. I mentioned muppet face Marjorie, who, like I said,

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Speaker 1: not answering that question of speculation. You've you've said that,

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Speaker 1: Big Dick was ordered to turn over materials sought by

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Speaker 1: James and will be fine ten thousand dollars per day

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Speaker 1: Let's see what you got, pig Dick. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: in contempt of court. Ten thousand dollars a day. They

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Speaker 1: Mr big shot. Let's see what you got. Let's see

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Speaker 1: the simple materials. You love the country. You're such a patriot.

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Speaker 1: Prove your innocence, pig dick, Donald Trump, ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: a day, I love it podcast. NBA playoffs are in

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Speaker 1: It turns like a it's like a sixth day event.

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Speaker 1: This NFL Draft just goes on and on and on

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Speaker 1: and on. Now. But the NBA playoffs are I mean,

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Speaker 1: these are really good playoffs. The fact that there's so

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Speaker 1: many injuries sucks. Obviously, Chris Middleton is out for a

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Speaker 1: little bit, Devin Booker's out for a month, and the

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Speaker 1: Phoenix Suns might not They might not make it the

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Speaker 1: way things are going out there. Um, there's been so

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Speaker 1: many you know, people dinged up and it really is

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Speaker 1: a you know, it's a marathon these playoffs because Chris

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Speaker 1: Middleton not being even there for the Bucks, and Devin

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Speaker 1: book are not being there for the Phoenix Suns. In

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Speaker 1: my opinion, those are the two favorites to come and

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Speaker 1: play for the championship. The Grizzlies and Memphis are duking

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Speaker 1: it out. Uh, Golden State looks fantastic. New Orleans has

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Speaker 1: given problems. Like I said to Phoenix, the Devin Booker list,

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Speaker 1: the cook book is what he got a hammy. Those

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Speaker 1: hamstring injuries are fucked up. Look what happened to James.

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Speaker 1: James Harden is a shell of his old self. It's

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Speaker 1: not because he's fat. James Harden will never be that

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Speaker 1: guy unless he's injured. He's not saying anything and maybe

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Speaker 1: he could get over that injury, but he just doesn't.

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Speaker 1: He's not the guy that I think Philadelphia thought they

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Speaker 1: were getting. He could barely get around people. I mean,

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Speaker 1: James Harden used to be able to score any time

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Speaker 1: on anybody, or at least get a really good shot

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Speaker 1: off just last season before that injury. But you know,

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Speaker 1: this is what happens when you you you fluctuate and wait.

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Speaker 1: You know, one minute you look like the Hamburglar, the

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Speaker 1: next minute you look like you're on a Keto diet.

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Speaker 1: That's what James Harden has been doing, playing around with

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Speaker 1: for the last three years. When he was in Houston,

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Speaker 1: he looks like, you know, he's stuffed himself with chicken

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Speaker 1: McNuggets and then he came to the nets and you know,

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Speaker 1: he probably learned the juice diet or something. Who knows.

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Speaker 1: But the playoffs have been very, very fun. The one

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Speaker 1: thing that's been crazy is that there's been three people.

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Speaker 1: I may be wrong, there was three people who have

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Speaker 1: stormed the courts during the NBA playoffs. There were two

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Speaker 1: people in one night women. A woman tried to run

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Speaker 1: on the court. She had front row seats or second

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Speaker 1: row seats right behind the wood where I sit, right

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Speaker 1: behind those pine seats, that that plywood, that bolsa, which

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Speaker 1: those are expensive seats. I don't care if your Minnesota

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Speaker 1: don't care for at the garden for playoff games second row.

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Speaker 1: But this dummy who had on a referee Jersey, tried

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Speaker 1: to run out on the court. The other night during

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Speaker 1: the Grizzlies Timberwolves game in Minnesota, and luckily the security

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Speaker 1: guard had her, had her pegged, no pun intended, he

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Speaker 1: had her pinned. As soon as she ran out on

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Speaker 1: the court, my man put her in some jiu jitsu hole,

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Speaker 1: tackled or slammed or dumbass to the ground, and they

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Speaker 1: ragged all this fucking dummy right off the court. It

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Speaker 1: was gorgeous, and her stupid friend was filming in and

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Speaker 1: apparently she's an animal protester. She wanted to run out

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the play and call it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. She's lucky she got tackled before she got

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Speaker 1: into the middle of the play, because she would have

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Speaker 1: caught an elbow or a knee or like a back hire.

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Speaker 1: I mean the the You ever been around basketball players,

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Speaker 1: like a lot of them. They're big, They're not the

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Speaker 1: same size as normal people. And when there's multiple seven

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Speaker 1: foot people or a guy six funds. When I was

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Speaker 1: doing the Big three and I got in the middle

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Speaker 1: of a little, uh a little scrum, I could have

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Speaker 1: gotten maimed out there. This woman thought she was gonna

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Speaker 1: run out there called it technical because the owner of

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Speaker 1: the minute listen, listen, listen. I hope she gets fined

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Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars. Obviously, this pig is never gonna

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Speaker 1: be allowed back into an NBA basketball game. And the

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Speaker 1: person who was filming her, well, I also think it

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Speaker 1: was a woman. They should never be allowed back and

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Speaker 1: they should be fined also, and that footage should be

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Speaker 1: taken by the NBA. You're not posting it. You're not cute,

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Speaker 1: you're not funny, you're not smart, and you ain't dope,

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Speaker 1: and you're changing the world with your stupid, little dumb

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Speaker 1: protest running out on the court kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, kind of, Remember Monica sellis the tennis player.

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Speaker 1: We're not playing any of that. Ship. You run out

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Speaker 1: on the court, you're getting tackled Lawrence Taylor, Ray Lewis,

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Speaker 1: Jack Lambert style, and then we're rag dalling you off

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Speaker 1: and into the back room somewhere. You're gonna be in

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Speaker 1: the bowels of an NBA arena, and I hope they

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Speaker 1: keep her down there where it smells like beer and

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Speaker 1: stale popcorn. All right, I'm done, done, done, came saw

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Speaker 1: it disrupted, came saw disrupted. Uh. Like I said, I'll

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Speaker 1: be in d C this Thursday, Friday and Saturday, and

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Speaker 1: I'm on the Wendy Williams Show live for the next

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Speaker 1: two weeks. You know where to find me. Miles Jordan's ak,

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Speaker 1: the Bleach Brother's AK, the Dust Brothers. Take me out

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Speaker 1: of here with something real nice. Yes, take me annie

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Speaker 1: here with something real proper okay, But most importantly, take

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Speaker 1: me out of with something real, down and real. I

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Speaker 1: am wrapped for stereo podcast out er er er