Speaker 1: Are you single and feeling out of the loop. Put
Speaker 1: away that mouse and get out of the house. Join
Speaker 1: in the Loop Seattle's brand new activities clubs just for singles.
Speaker 1: Put in the Loop Singles dot Com today Brooking Jewels.
Speaker 1: Second dat Update. Today's second date update has almost all
Speaker 1: of the components of a perfect love story. Oh I
Speaker 1: love it already. You have a house party with tons
Speaker 1: of people, alcohol, a drunken hook up in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's no Ryan Goslin jo. But Callie, who
Speaker 1: was on the phone to do a second date update
Speaker 1: with us today, missed one of the major components of
Speaker 1: the perfect love story. We've got all those things. But Callie,
Speaker 1: I read your email and it didn't say anything about puking.
Speaker 1: And everybody knows that every love story has to have
Speaker 1: a little puking in it. Oh God, you want to
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about your love story. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't puke. Maybe I should have. Yes, then the
Speaker 1: evening probably would have ended a little earlier. If you
Speaker 1: would have puked, you wouldn't be doing a second date
Speaker 1: update right now. You'd be getting married, probably, is what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Apparently, Callie met a guy at a party
Speaker 1: and they got a little drunk together. Okay, she's gonna
Speaker 1: tell us about that. What's the guy's name? His name
Speaker 1: is George. Tell us a little bit about George. M
Speaker 1: My friend Becca had a party with her boyfriend at
Speaker 1: their new house, and George works with John Becca's boyfriends.
Speaker 1: And we met early in the party and it was
Speaker 1: like the best party of my life. We had an
Speaker 1: amazing time. So you're certain that he's cute because you
Speaker 1: met him when you were still sober. Oh yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, i'd had maybe one or
Speaker 1: two drinks early in the evening when when we first
Speaker 1: really started chatting. But okay, he comes up to talk
Speaker 1: to me. Um, maybe last we had a great time.
Speaker 1: We talked to night. It was it was amazing. I
Speaker 1: want to get to the real amazing part, the hook
Speaker 1: up in the bathroom. I knew what happened with that.
Speaker 1: Do we have to jump to the end first, I mean,
Speaker 1: we had a whole lovely night. Well, I'd like to
Speaker 1: know about that first. Yeah, But if you feel like
Speaker 1: you want to tell us some other information before you
Speaker 1: get tooking up in the bathroom, then I guess if
Speaker 1: you have to quick if it makes me sound so terrible. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. You bet the hot guy, I mean he
Speaker 1: came up to you in the party. Yeah, everything was
Speaker 1: going great. We kept drinking. I don't remember it like
Speaker 1: exactly the whole evening. I remember that we danced. That
Speaker 1: was great. We started kissing. Oh so this is embarrassing. Um.
Speaker 1: I I was talking about how I could tell the future.
Speaker 1: It was like, what do you talk talking about? What?
Speaker 1: I decided to do this whole like a future telling
Speaker 1: thing where I started reading his palm. Are you actually
Speaker 1: like a fortune teller? Or was this is something where
Speaker 1: you were hammered and you're like, this is gonna be cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just thought it would be cute. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I like read an article about it in
Speaker 1: middle school. All right, so drunken Callie thought it would
Speaker 1: be cute to tell him that you were a fortune teller. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what do you remember about that? Well? I think
Speaker 1: I remember this clearly because it was embarrassing what happened.
Speaker 1: I told him. I said, I see in your future
Speaker 1: a marriage to a short, hot blonde. I'm guessing you're
Speaker 1: the short, hot blonde in that situation. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to predict like the bathroom hook up,
Speaker 1: not the marriage. Well, so then he was like, clearly
Speaker 1: that made him nervous, and I realized, oh god, get
Speaker 1: it together like marriage. How you just met? But I
Speaker 1: was like I tried. I tried to like save myself
Speaker 1: as be like test kidding, I'll just see somebody in
Speaker 1: your future. And is that when he was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm on board with this now that you've moved on
Speaker 1: from marriage to booty, I'm down. Let's go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who it was spawned for a while,
Speaker 1: but obviously didn't end the evening. So you guys hooked
Speaker 1: up in the bathroom that I can confirm. I definitely
Speaker 1: remember that it was really hot. Why could you not
Speaker 1: choose an open bedroom instead, Kelly? That I don't know,
Speaker 1: and bathrooms are so much hotter anyway, who wants to
Speaker 1: do it in a bedroom? Everybody? Does that be original?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? You know, I'm adventure. We'll go wherever.
Speaker 1: How did the bathroom session end? I don't remember how
Speaker 1: it ends. This is why I really need your guys help.
Speaker 1: Do you remember even saying goodbye to this guy? No?
Speaker 1: All I remember is that we were making out the
Speaker 1: bathroom was really hot. That's the last thing I remember.
Speaker 1: I know that we did not sleep together. We did.
Speaker 1: I thought you you had a hook up in the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we didn't go that farn Oh, you phrase it
Speaker 1: differently next time, Just say you made out in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was all excited. Okay, So you didn't sleep with
Speaker 1: the guy. No. I woke up on the couch at
Speaker 1: my friend back his house with held my colotes on. So,
Speaker 1: but you did get his phone number because you've tried
Speaker 1: to call him. I got his phone number from back
Speaker 1: up from from her boyfriend John Um and I texted
Speaker 1: a couple of times and I called and it's his
Speaker 1: voice on the voice up, so I know it's his number.
Speaker 1: Has he responded at all to you? No? Okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm really worried I did something stupid when I was
Speaker 1: I really liked this guy. So, I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like we spent that much time together. I feel like
Speaker 1: he at least has me a second chance. Well, you
Speaker 1: will play a song, come back, call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update all right? Yes, these are my
Speaker 1: favorite ones to do where people are drunk and don't
Speaker 1: remember things. Because I love it when they find out
Speaker 1: what they did. Oh god, all right, we'll do it
Speaker 1: right after this. Thank you, foking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: All right. If you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update, Callie is on the phone. She wants to
Speaker 1: call a guy named George that she met at her
Speaker 1: friend's house party. They met, had a few drinks, had
Speaker 1: a few more drinks. Sounds like Callie had a few
Speaker 1: more drinks in that. Anyway, at the end of the
Speaker 1: they ended up in the bathroom making out, and that's
Speaker 1: the last thing that she remembers. It's just killing me
Speaker 1: not knowing what Callie, are you sure you want to
Speaker 1: call this guy for a second date. I've done a
Speaker 1: lot about this, and like maybe I don't want to know,
Speaker 1: but it's better to know than not know. Like did
Speaker 1: I say something stupid that I had done that whole
Speaker 1: fortune teller? That was he just looking for one night? Stan?
Speaker 1: And was he maybe he was annoyed that I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go all the way? Like I had a lot of questions,
Speaker 1: a lot of you're throwing a lot of questions out there, Callie.
Speaker 1: Let me remind everybody answer. Okay, let you room everybody
Speaker 1: in dialogue of every woman ever that's made out with
Speaker 1: a guy at a party. I need to remind everybody
Speaker 1: what the fortune teller thing was she's talking about. Apparently
Speaker 1: at some point during the party, she was drunk and
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm a fortune teller, give me her hand.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, I see you getting married
Speaker 1: to a short, hot bond and that's her, And she
Speaker 1: said he seemed a little weird at that point. And
Speaker 1: then you followed up with I also see booty in
Speaker 1: your future again talking about her, which probably made him
Speaker 1: very happy. I was asking if you really wanted to
Speaker 1: call him for a second date, because look, you were
Speaker 1: you were drunk, you took him into the bathroom, but
Speaker 1: you guys didn't sleep together. Do you really want to
Speaker 1: be with a guy who wouldn't take advantage of that situation?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not the kind of guy you take
Speaker 1: home tomorrow. No, that is the kind of guy. I
Speaker 1: would totally think you're weird, Kellie, just strange. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial this phone of her right now, get
Speaker 1: him on the phone and find out why he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, oh god, okay, here here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to George please. Yeah, is he Hey, George?
Speaker 1: How you doing? This is jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm good. Who is this? Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning the radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: why that's a good question, George. I'm calling you today
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners emailed us about you. Okay.
Speaker 1: See her name is Callie. Oh my gosh, it's a
Speaker 1: girl that you met at a party a little while ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember. Well, she emailed us about you because you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back, and she's tried to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you a few times, and she's wondering if
Speaker 1: she did something wrong. She doesnt know why I'm not
Speaker 1: calling her back. She has no clue that surprises me. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why is that? Well? Just how the evening lent? That's
Speaker 1: all she told us about when you guys met. She said,
Speaker 1: you're hanging out of the party and then she got
Speaker 1: a little drunk. Did this weird fortune teller thing where
Speaker 1: she said she could see you marrying a hot blonde
Speaker 1: at some point, and you say it seemed weird, But
Speaker 1: she also told us you made out. That's the reason
Speaker 1: you think, that's the reason I'm not calling her back,
Speaker 1: she says, the only thing she could think of. She
Speaker 1: also said it was very hazy because she was pretty
Speaker 1: drunk when she met you. That doesn't surprise me. Did
Speaker 1: she do something stupid while she was drunk? Look, I
Speaker 1: don't want to call her out. You know, it was
Speaker 1: just a it's just a crazy night. Can you tell
Speaker 1: us a little bit of the craziness. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the best idea. She told
Speaker 1: us already that you guys made out in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: She told you that we made out in the bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us all that. She's the one that wants
Speaker 1: to know what happened because she doesn't remember a lot
Speaker 1: of it. I think it's probably best that she doesn't
Speaker 1: remember it. Really, I would like to forget it. It's
Speaker 1: that bad. I mean again, I'm like, it was a
Speaker 1: crazy night. Everyone was drinking, you know that happened. What happened, though,
Speaker 1: I need to know. And by the way, anybody who
Speaker 1: does these things, we tell them beforehand, like, hey, you
Speaker 1: may hear something embarrassing about yourself, and they co signed
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, that's fine, I'm willing to hear whatever
Speaker 1: it is. She doesn't care if it's embarrassing. She just
Speaker 1: wants to know what happened. All right. We did go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and there's something that happened in there
Speaker 1: that will be burned into my brain for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. My mind is spinning right now. There's
Speaker 1: lots of possibilities. Well, we were making out and she
Speaker 1: just like stopped right and she whispered in my ear,
Speaker 1: turn around and close your eyes. So I'm thinking this
Speaker 1: is gonna get pretty nice. This is gonna get We're
Speaker 1: gonna see some don't have anybody setting me. Turn around
Speaker 1: and close your eyes. I'd be scared. Well that's the
Speaker 1: way she said it. It sounded sexy. I don't, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I was drinking too, all right. Um, So
Speaker 1: I turned my back to her, closed my eyes. You know,
Speaker 1: everything's racing through my head like I'm about to see
Speaker 1: this chick naked and it's gonna be on. I'm willing
Speaker 1: to do whatever, Okay, okay, And then she says, okay,
Speaker 1: open your eyes and I turn her around. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I turn around and I am not seeing a topless chick.
Speaker 1: What I'm seeing is this girl standing bottomless over the
Speaker 1: toilet and saying this, look, I'm teeting like a guy, like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I didn't see things like this
Speaker 1: is a trick I learned in college. What did you do?
Speaker 1: We've really highdrated because it went for a long Did
Speaker 1: you just leave at that point? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know I would have handled that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was completely horrified. If I don't need to say that.
Speaker 1: She puts on her clothes and I take her out
Speaker 1: to the living room and just kind of proper on
Speaker 1: the counter, fun trick. This is my friend's house. So
Speaker 1: I went back into the bathroom and cleaned the bathroom.
Speaker 1: A wild night sounds like a lot of fun. No
Speaker 1: wonder why you're not calling her back now? Not really,
Speaker 1: although it does sound like a cool party trick. I'd
Speaker 1: like to see, George. George, have to tell you something
Speaker 1: real quick. What's up? She's actually on the other line listening. Oh, Cally, Yeah, Cally,
Speaker 1: are you there? I'm here. Did you hear that whole
Speaker 1: conversation that we just had with him? Unfortunately I heard it.
Speaker 1: I am impressed, George. I am so sorry. Oh my god, Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have I feel bad. I really wouldn't have
Speaker 1: said this on the radio. Wow, I did ask them too.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know why clearly all my own problems here.
Speaker 1: Do you remember doing that at all, Kelly, I don't
Speaker 1: remember that at all. If I did learn that chicken
Speaker 1: colored and college, I was really good at it, though
Speaker 1: I didn't blush everywhere where. I have not done that since,
Speaker 1: like my junior year of college. There was a little
Speaker 1: throwback for you, just trying to see if you could
Speaker 1: still do it. I mean I learned that back then.
Speaker 1: Other people are actually not impressed, so I stopped doing it,
Speaker 1: but you were. You see, George Cally liked you so much.
Speaker 1: She was trying to impress you. Yeah. Wow, at least
Speaker 1: definitely left an impression. But can't I mean, can't you
Speaker 1: see George like she's just a fun girl. That's a
Speaker 1: funny trick, you know, like whever, like you could look
Speaker 1: past that. Yeah, I'm not so sure about that. But
Speaker 1: everything was good up until the pean all over everything point.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like the peeing overshadows pretty much anything.
Speaker 1: I've learned that a lot in life. On many occasions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Peean usually trumps everything else that happened until that. Point.
Speaker 1: I do like her delivery of it, though, like it
Speaker 1: was going to be a big surprise girl, a magic trick. God. Hey, George,
Speaker 1: at this point I would love to ask if you'll
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Callie. I will pay
Speaker 1: for it, you know, I think I'm gonna pass. Oh, Cally,
Speaker 1: you do seem like a nice person, but you know
Speaker 1: I really wouldn't be able to look at you the
Speaker 1: same Kelly. You tell him how great you are. Well,
Speaker 1: at this point I feel like I couldn't look him
Speaker 1: in the eye, So probably for the best, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: not a successful second date then, but maybe you can
Speaker 1: be friends. Broken jupil in the morning,