1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 1: I mean sorry, but like, isn't this so us? 2 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 2: Like is this like this is so us? I'm looking 3 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 2: in the way we're sitting. It's like so perfectly completely us, 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 2: and like. 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: It's a very US moment to make to take something 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: like this, which could be vibes, Oh it is serving us. No, 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: it's it's giving us. And and also it's an US moment. 8 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 1: But this situation, obviously that could be adversarial, contentious, and 9 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: for us to say, well, let's. 10 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 2: Make a podcast. 11 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,639 Speaker 1: Content you know about it, Let's just have it all 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: out in the open. I mean, we're so big on 13 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 1: translucency here and just to say, like, hey, man, like, uh, 14 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: why don't you find out how the sausage gets made? 15 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: Because this comes up every now and then, Like there's 16 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: so many podcasts, there are so many shows, like people 17 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: are gonna step on each other's toes, there's gonna be 18 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: overlap and just sort through it. 19 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 3: I know, I put it on sleep. I put on sleep. 20 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 2: There's a lot of typing, lot of typing I. 21 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 3: Would just gets the wrong nervous. I'm by way, I'm 22 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 3: deeply into this. The two couples. 23 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 2: Exactly. 24 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: We like all like all our phones are in view Unice. 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,559 Speaker 1: We're not texting at all, we're not communicating with each 26 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: other and accept on the microphone and no other advisors, 27 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 1: no sort of like council. I think we agreed that 28 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 1: this was going to be cleanest if we did it 29 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: just together. 30 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: We got to get to but we do we do, uh, but. 31 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 4: On you're here. I brought my therapist, so I thought 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 4: we could because while we're sitting in these couches, but 33 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 4: I don't know, it would be just us. 34 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, well I have him circle if they could just 35 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 2: be circling. 36 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, the parking is bad, but yeah circle, that's fine. 37 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: But let's get out in front of like the positive, 38 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 1: which is like. 39 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: We're aware of the show. You know, obviously we're fans. 40 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 2: We love the idea. Yeah, you know, no one is 41 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 2: more familiar with. 42 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: Embracing the weirdness of your kind of couple dynamic. 43 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 2: My hands out here. 44 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: Kind of doing this for years, like like, no one's 45 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: more aware of it than he missed the handhole. 46 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 2: Feel the breeze from the missed handhole. But we're clumsy, 47 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 2: we're awkward. That's like the weirdness of our thing. 48 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: And so and there's room in the space to have 49 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: more than one show that explores that. 50 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of room at the top, a lot 51 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 3: of rim at the top. But we actually we consider 52 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 3: ourselves students. We're here at the feet of the mastas mean, 53 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 3: when you you know we had Johnny come like leaves 54 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 3: to the pod game. We know that I read it. 55 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 2: Yes, we have been around for locker. 56 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that's part of why it's even you know, 57 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: a conversation that's weird. That's weird about that was weird 58 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: to me to say, oh, I think we kind of 59 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: do that and they're doing which is like cool. I 60 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: mean that's like actually flattering, but. 61 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: Just to I mean, what do we call it's is 62 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 2: it an arbitration? I think like. 63 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,079 Speaker 1: We're we're just going to kind of figure out how 64 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: to like be able to margin call. 65 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 2: It's a margin call. We have to move forwards. And 66 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 2: I want both shows to succeed, and I want them 67 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 2: to succeed independently without us kind of. 68 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: Butting heads all the time and like hating each other 69 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: and like being pissed off big time. 70 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 3: I consider that you guys are like Lil Kim and 71 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 3: we are like you know, another generation coming with there's 72 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: Nicki Minaj thea you know whatever you know and and 73 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 3: we uh. I think it succeeds for multiple generations if 74 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 3: rather than feeling threatened, you take us under a wing 75 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 3: that we're proteges of sorts. We get the co sign. 76 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 2: Right, or we stop. 77 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 5: One of us, one of us loses, and like we 78 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,239 Speaker 5: just one of them just stops. 79 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: But wouldn't have been exciting if when uh Nicky had 80 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: first emerged, because I do feel like it's a good 81 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,359 Speaker 1: example that litl Kim and and and Nicki Minaj, both 82 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: great artists, both incredibly creative. 83 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 2: But if Lil Kim had said, like, maybe I talk. 84 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: About and give an example of like one of her lyrics. 85 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 6: Uh like about sex, maybe she goes, maybe I talk 86 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 6: about Okay, maybe I talk about this realm of sex 87 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 6: and you explore this one. 88 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 2: And then we each have our. 89 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: Own and would force those kind of boundaries, force creativity. 90 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 2: Or vertical divisions. 91 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't back, yeah, just yeah. 92 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 3: And I think that's like then again now with Nikki and. 93 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: I actually right, that's why I want to split it. Okay, 94 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: right and left. 95 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 2: You talked about everything going on the right. 96 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 3: Side, right wing sex and left wing s. 97 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: I talked about the left of that be interesting. Yeah, 98 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 1: you know it's just the one side. 99 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 2: Yeah cool, And that. 100 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 1: Invites like such vivid specific details. If every two very 101 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 1: song was only about like the just the right side 102 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: of an anaconda or just only a right butt cheek 103 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: or yeah did like I mean this is something she 104 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: talks about, she raps about. 105 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 2: She actually has talked about that. Yeah, that's not that's 106 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,239 Speaker 2: not he's not just like inventing. 107 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 3: You know that there's like the right handed path and 108 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 3: the left handed puffs. 109 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 5: So this is about that's that's all. 110 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 2: We'll talk about that. We are really love if other 111 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 2: podcasts are not. 112 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: Talking about stuff has been with that's sort of established 113 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: as like that's our home turf. 114 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 2: So I do know that, and listeners will know that. 115 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 2: I know that and. 116 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: Talk about you talk about the talk about the show. 117 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 2: Ye just tell us about the show and plug your show. 118 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: It's you know, got an audience here, babe, me plugged 119 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,479 Speaker 1: the show, not me plugging the show. 120 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we have less, We have less of 121 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 4: of a theme than you. We have nothing where the Seinfeld, 122 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 4: we have nothing. 123 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,160 Speaker 2: We have no concept. That's kind of us. 124 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,679 Speaker 4: It's no idea, there's no there's no idea. 125 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 3: I'll tell you our our lifestyle is more aspirational than 126 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 3: you us. 127 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 4: I don't know though. So you look like a cool surfer, 128 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 4: but you're from the East Coast. It's like everything's hitting, 129 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 4: everything's hitting. 130 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's got like some sort of cognitive distance. 131 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 2: Everything is hitting different And yeah. 132 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 3: You're working with the You're like the Australian of the pair. 133 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 3: You're working with them. 134 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: Yes, and that is also something that was we talk 135 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: about that one of us, he is not not one 136 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: of us, is less officially Australian, but is culturally and 137 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: every every other way. 138 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, our part is we we fight a little. 139 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 2: Sorry, we talked a lot about what he is. No, 140 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, do me, let's do, let's do. 141 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm getting. 142 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 4: Let's read, let me read. 143 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting. We have a friend who is an amazing, 144 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 3: aspiring actor and personal trainer. And I think that pet 145 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 3: actor crossover is you could dominate actor but like not 146 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 3: not working but also is working out. Yes, yeah, it's 147 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 3: smarter and you look. 148 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 2: Yes, like yes, fucking yes. But anyway, your show, so yeah, 149 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 2: we had to get that. 150 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 3: No Sea. Yeah, our our podcast is I think a 151 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 3: lot of people like marriage, you know, without sounding like 152 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 3: a family values politician or something. Marriage is something people 153 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 3: have become increasingly I think skeptical about. 154 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: And we are two artists who were not Yeah sometimes 155 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: even sometimes no one. 156 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 3: Was putting bets on our relationship to survive. Put it 157 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 3: that way, like you know what I mean? Like so, 158 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 3: so I think people get some comfort intos watching two 159 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,679 Speaker 3: like artistic people who are quite odd in their own 160 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 3: right kind of making it work together much like you. 161 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 2: But are yes, flock together? 162 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,679 Speaker 5: But are they getting pleasure out of it because they 163 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,320 Speaker 5: even though they lost money on it? 164 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,080 Speaker 2: Is what you're saying. 165 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,079 Speaker 3: Wait, who lost money? 166 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 2: Well you're saying no one was betting on Oh. 167 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah. I do remember someone very specifically on 168 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 3: Twitter saying, I give these guys six months when we 169 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 3: got married, and I I, honestly. 170 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:15,680 Speaker 2: Hash did you search? 171 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: The hashtag was hashtag no, but it was enough you 172 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,679 Speaker 1: didn't have a hashtag at all. 173 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,959 Speaker 3: Look, that was all the motivation I needed to keep 174 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 3: the marriage healthy. I was like, I am going to 175 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,920 Speaker 3: prove this one Twitter user wrong. 176 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: No, I mean some of the strongest relationships are built 177 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:31,479 Speaker 1: on spite competition. 178 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 3: I guess Anonymous social media uses yes. 179 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, no, I mean you can get motivated by 180 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 1: the haters. I think what did somebody say when we 181 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 1: first started the podcast? They were like, I bet these 182 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 1: guys aren't even going to do five months of very similar. 183 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, a little even worse harsher. 184 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, then look at us or going for 185 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: how long is the marriage? 186 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 3: Now? Well we're like, what fifteen years or something? But 187 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,560 Speaker 3: I feel like a podcast that's you No, I feel 188 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 3: like five, Like you guys are what ten seasons in uh? 189 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 2: Ten the marriage? Yeah, we don't look at it and 190 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 2: see no, no so much. 191 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 3: It's like, but what five years you've been doing it? 192 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: Like it's ten, ten, ten years, eleven years of eleven 193 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: years of recording, and then another five years of us 194 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: being having done it anyway. 195 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 3: I mean ten years of podcasting is worth like twenty 196 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 3: years of marriage. I think keeping a podcast together, yes, 197 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 3: is arguably has a lower success rate than marriages. 198 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 2: Even. 199 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciate you saying that because a lot of 200 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:43,080 Speaker 1: people have tried to make the opposite argument that our 201 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: podcast is a less sacred bond than their marriage, and 202 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: because you come in and say this is more impressive, 203 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 1: this is more important, that puts us in a. 204 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 5: Tacks arrangement like for money is like somehow is like 205 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 5: more meaningful then actually sitting and talking to each other 206 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 5: and being filmed. 207 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,440 Speaker 3: Did your share in's approve of each other? 208 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:17,320 Speaker 2: So it's not a first. It was not easy, you know. 209 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,599 Speaker 1: I put I put my foot in my mouth a 210 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 1: little bit with the folks, his parents, I mean like 211 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 1: and I was so nervous too, because I was freaking out. 212 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 7: Milk the cat, Oh my gosh, no, thank god, I 213 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 7: didn't say that, so fucking crazy. 214 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: That is like why your show works like milk the 215 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,079 Speaker 1: Cat moment. 216 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 2: No, No, that like, what is that? I didn't even 217 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 2: want to ask, what are you about? Mr? I didn't 218 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,520 Speaker 2: need that. Okay, the meet the funk nerves. 219 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 3: It's already, but the joke has been given. 220 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,719 Speaker 2: And they did that. They did that. There was and 221 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,640 Speaker 2: they did that. 222 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 3: There was a reference to the. 223 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 1: Don't no no, no, no no. 224 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 2: I was just swearing a lot. I was swearing at 225 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 2: his dad, like I don't know. He was scared. 226 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: When he gets scared and I get scared, I get 227 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 1: very aggressive. 228 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 2: And I just was like and you know and saying 229 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 2: I think. 230 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 1: Just going like let's dive right into like some like religion, 231 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: politics stuff and just like taking big swings like stuff 232 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: I don't because I don't I don't know anything about 233 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: that ship, you know, but I hear stuff. 234 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 2: So I was just going like how about this, and then. 235 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: Really doubling tripling down on some uh I guess, controversial ideas. 236 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 3: I did mushrooms with her family the first I met them, because. 237 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,199 Speaker 4: I don't know why I was. Was I doing it? 238 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 3: I don't think I was. 239 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 2: My position essentially was that she that that Jesus. 240 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 1: Took the longest piss ever in recorded history, like while 241 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: he was in human form walking in there, Like that 242 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: would have to be true, right, because this is a 243 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:26,479 Speaker 1: person who has, you know, all of the sacred celestial 244 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 1: powers of like did the Almighty, and so you're telling 245 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 1: me you could take a longer piss than. 246 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 2: Jesus Godson. 247 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: So I was really like hitting that hard, like I 248 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 1: was just like, you know, like, Tom, what's the longest leak. 249 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 2: You ever fucking drained out? 250 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 1: And then as soon as he starts to ancing, I 251 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: was like Jesus, Jesus uh topped that by a damn 252 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: site And it started to just get really firing. 253 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,520 Speaker 2: And I don't know why I cared. You know, I 254 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,840 Speaker 2: still think I'm right, by the way, which is like 255 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 2: part of what. 256 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 5: He never actually weighed in on whether or not you 257 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 5: were right. That's as I recall, he never he never 258 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,079 Speaker 5: took a position on whether or not that was correct. 259 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I didn't really want to engage with it. 260 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 1: I guess maybe he tried to tried to move on 261 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: a few times, which I took is like dodging it, 262 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,680 Speaker 1: like and like basically disagreeing and saying that no, he had. 263 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 2: But what happened when you took my. 264 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 3: So that you were saying Jesus took the longest piss, 265 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 3: and your dad was saying, no, he had had the longest. 266 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 2: I mean, that was what he was kind of expecting 267 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 2: answer my dad was. 268 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 5: My dad was prepared to answer the longest piss he 269 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 5: ever leaked out, like he like, he did contribute that. 270 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 5: I didn't expect him to have an answer so quickly. 271 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 2: He knew, but he did know. But then I guess, 272 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 2: yeah he was. 273 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 1: Was he stuck in a cab ride in traffic on the. 274 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 4: Way from Disneyland or something. 275 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 2: That's a lot. That's exactly, Yeah, that's exactly. Okay, So 276 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 2: you that happened to you do? Yeah? 277 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 3: Long, I mean my dad like traumatized my relationship to 278 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 3: urination when I was a young boy. He told me 279 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 3: that we were staying in a holiday house with really 280 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 3: thin walls and so you could, you know, you could 281 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 3: hear everybody holiday Halloween? No, no, no, no, like what holiday? 282 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 2: I think about that kind of house? Which one was it? 283 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 3: Like? 284 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 2: I've been in some holiday houses that are Halloween themed. 285 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: Yea, they are freaky. I wouldn't want to stay in there. 286 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: I usually just walk through and then you go. 287 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, no no. This was like the Australian 288 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 3: holiday kangaroos around the outside and everything okay. But he 289 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 3: told us that you could judge a man the size 290 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 3: of a man's ego based on if he urinated directly 291 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 3: into the water in a toilet so everyone could see them, 292 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 3: or if they protected everyone's experience by paying against the side. 293 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 2: And this is what I've been saying. 294 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: I would say, like, no, ego, get it all over, 295 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: don't even. 296 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 4: This is where so Ben does something when he's done 297 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 4: pink he karate chops, you know the last thing a 298 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 4: guy does. Tap. 299 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,600 Speaker 3: Some people shake you. 300 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 2: Shake it o. 301 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 5: No, I wonder it shouldn't have done that. It shouldn't 302 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 5: have done that. I just want to like, let it know, 303 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 5: what you just did was raw. 304 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: Not going to happen again. You will never do that 305 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: to me again, you know, So yeah. 306 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 4: I wanted that happen in that moment. You just do. 307 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,520 Speaker 3: You know another weird thing I do when I pay 308 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 3: I spit in the toilet. Why every time you're in 309 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 3: the and I it's almost like I'm just like testing 310 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 3: for depth something. 311 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 4: I didn't know. That's like, it's yeah, I don't know, 312 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 4: it's maybe you're superstitious. 313 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 314 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,640 Speaker 2: I also did did mushroom. When I first mushroom met 315 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 2: his dad, he had an enormous Portobello one mushroom. 316 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 5: It did mushroom, and at the time I thought his 317 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 5: dad can be a little intimidate. 318 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 2: I don't think he means to, but no, it's not. 319 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 1: That's the thing is it feels like he's doing it 320 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: on purpose, But it is just his bearing. 321 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:29,679 Speaker 2: You know. 322 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:34,680 Speaker 1: He has a very severe brown and like big booming voice. 323 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 5: And he runs everywhere, so like in the house, like 324 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,159 Speaker 5: when he's like going to get something, he is like 325 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 5: straight up booking. 326 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 2: With no warning. 327 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: He'll just suddenly spring up from the table and just 328 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,160 Speaker 1: sprint really hard, like right at you and. 329 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 2: Like reach over your head and yeah. So it's it's 330 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 2: yeah a little bit and I'm so used to it. 331 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:01,200 Speaker 5: But yes, and so I did mushroom. I was at 332 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 5: that I'd been doing some research on in this area 333 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 5: at the time, and like the properties of these natural 334 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,440 Speaker 5: ingredients because I thought I was trying to become like bigger, 335 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,359 Speaker 5: like Huger, Like I thought it was going to make 336 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 5: bigger than my dad grow went away so I could 337 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 5: be like bigger than his dad. And you know, were 338 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 5: we to just start like grappling or something like that, 339 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,840 Speaker 5: I would be able to like jump, could get hard. 340 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 2: To move off. Yeah. 341 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, that song which Jefferson. 342 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 1: Makes you huge, The must room helps you find is 343 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: dead and it's or I guess they both. 344 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 2: I guess that one helps you fight the dead. 345 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,639 Speaker 3: But once again, you guys are looking at these power 346 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 3: dynamics in an adversarial manner because. 347 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 1: We weren't early early, and I feel like I thought 348 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: we were all kind of talking about like, look how 349 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,160 Speaker 1: far we've come, Like we've grown up a lot, haven't we. 350 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:06,920 Speaker 2: YEA, so we are. 351 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 5: Feeling because others have entered this space that we need 352 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 5: to step things up a little bit, get into like 353 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,120 Speaker 5: do we need to make it more official? Is this 354 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 5: piece of paper like what it takes to like become 355 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,840 Speaker 5: a real couple podcasts like an LLC. 356 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,399 Speaker 4: For us to joy? Yeah? 357 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think they loving lads contract. 358 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 1: That's good ll SE that's that's right, it does stand 359 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,680 Speaker 1: for that. That is actually to say LLC too. That's 360 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: so crazy that actually did. It's okay, it's so funny 361 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: that actually did. 362 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:55,879 Speaker 2: I'm having to. 363 00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: Milt the cap. I am this is crazy. And so 364 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,040 Speaker 1: we're getting married, like, sure, we'll get married. You want 365 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,400 Speaker 1: us to get like you want us to get married, 366 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,680 Speaker 1: we will get married, like honestly whatever to like, I've 367 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: already done the harder part, which is keep a podcast 368 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,520 Speaker 1: going in ten years. 369 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 3: Have you guys had like real fights? 370 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely stopped on my chest. Well I was asleep, 371 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 2: stopped it, he said. And then he said, there was 372 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 2: what did you say? Was on me? A scorpion? 373 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 4: You were camping? 374 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 2: We were? We were, Yeah, I don't know if that's yeah. 375 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 5: It's sort of a glanding thing like we're we were 376 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,440 Speaker 5: sleeping like in a house in our house. 377 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, but we had made like a fort, like a tent. 378 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 1: It was a sheet and pillows and it was so yeah, 379 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,719 Speaker 1: I mean it was and we were pretending, yeah, that 380 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,160 Speaker 1: there was. 381 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,119 Speaker 2: A fire. You know, if we're not allowed to do 382 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 2: that inside anymore. 383 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 1: Your wife said that, yeah, and that's the thing, like, yes, 384 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: you can be married and have why I like other wives. 385 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,200 Speaker 2: Of course we have lives, youah know what I mean. 386 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 5: That's how much we love being married. Like I don't undersdad, 387 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,199 Speaker 5: like if you're doing a podcast about being married and like, 388 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 5: but you can't have wives somewhere else? 389 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,879 Speaker 2: Like what? Like what? It's just a fun Explain that 390 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,199 Speaker 2: to me. 391 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 1: It's like if you were if someone was going to 392 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,439 Speaker 1: perform surgery on you. 393 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,439 Speaker 2: I'm not wishing that on anyone here. 394 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 1: But you would probably want someone who had done it before, 395 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,320 Speaker 1: maybe someone who did it a lot. But now if 396 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: we want to get married, yes, if we've done that before, 397 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,719 Speaker 1: that's not allowed. 398 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 399 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: Well it's just like, don't you want someone getting married 400 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 1: who has experience being married and is maybe even doing 401 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: it every day? 402 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,320 Speaker 2: Like that to me is just like I'm not sure 403 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 2: I get the. 404 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 5: Mad I have a podcast about movies where like I 405 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 5: love movies so much I talk about them, or what 406 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 5: movies do you talk about? 407 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: Oh, just Primal Fear. That's the only movie, I think, 408 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: just one. I'm not allowed to talk about any other movies. 409 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,879 Speaker 5: That is honestly what we're saying when we say, like 410 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 5: it's weird to do a podcast about being married to 411 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,040 Speaker 5: each other, but the Dope Boys only covered. 412 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: Panera, I mean like, right, yeah, exactly, Well that's what 413 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 1: cult leaders are really good at that. 414 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,320 Speaker 3: Like they talk about they basically say it's so. 415 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,880 Speaker 2: Good at love. 416 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 3: They have so much love that to limit themselves to 417 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:35,000 Speaker 3: only one partner would be it would be like you know, 418 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,199 Speaker 3: withholding from the world. 419 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 2: This should this is your show. 420 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 3: I mean, this is what like polyamorous people I think 421 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,920 Speaker 3: talk about too. They just have so much to give, 422 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 3: so much to give, right, Yeah, but. 423 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,080 Speaker 1: You guys have always feel like you're sort of throwing 424 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:54,440 Speaker 1: something out there, right, So this is what little I did. 425 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,200 Speaker 2: I just think that it just like tossed that out there. Yeah, 426 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 2: it's called grinning. 427 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,760 Speaker 1: It kind of sounds like you're talking about. Reminds me 428 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,960 Speaker 1: of some stuff I've heard about polyamor it's a. 429 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 2: Polyquad, you know, e merging our audiences. 430 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 1: Potentially we already got like four mics, like yeah, you know, 431 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 1: the cameras already set up. It's like, yeah, it just 432 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 1: feels like I mean, you well, so this is what 433 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,160 Speaker 1: we have to figure out. 434 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,920 Speaker 4: I feel like I'm gaining a lot in this scenario 435 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 4: more than you guys. 436 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,640 Speaker 3: What you're assuming the attention would be on you, I hope. 437 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 438 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 3: I mean that's it's very self involved, like maybe one 439 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 3: of us would be the baby in the poly quad. 440 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 4: You're baby, the baby or the mom. 441 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,159 Speaker 2: Every polyquad has a baby. That's that's how it works. 442 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,400 Speaker 3: Idny Love talking about threesomes once in the nineties, I'll 443 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,960 Speaker 3: never forget in like NM, she said, you know how 444 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,000 Speaker 3: every threesome has a baby, and I was like, whoa, 445 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 3: that's like some wild set. 446 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 2: Wow, someone is crying. I mean that's what that experiences, 447 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 2: as one person crying and maybe more than one. 448 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,800 Speaker 1: But I don't know, because the one person who's crying 449 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 1: crying so loud, they don't know if anyone else is 450 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:13,440 Speaker 1: or not. 451 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 2: But that is that is how it's gone down. Yeah, 452 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 2: you guys, recording chairs, we we. 453 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,719 Speaker 4: Do Okay, Why do I look work like I know 454 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 4: how to do a cheven style chair. 455 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 3: Okay, gaming chairs. 456 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,919 Speaker 4: But we have a network in some of our babies. 457 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 2: You saved on chairs. Let's not blow by this. He said. 458 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 2: The chairs were cheap. 459 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,680 Speaker 4: The chairs were cheap, but some of they are our 460 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 4: favorite people on the network. 461 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,320 Speaker 3: Is a podcast called subtleb and Sex Appeal and they're 462 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:48,719 Speaker 3: on a couch. 463 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 2: We keep it varied. 464 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 3: That's really the strength of our network. 465 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,560 Speaker 4: If you guys are fancy er, you've got it. All 466 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,800 Speaker 4: Ours is do d I Y, but with a musician 467 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 4: who knows, you know, the technical side. So it sounds good, 468 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,280 Speaker 4: but you know we're in. 469 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 3: We're cables on hidden you know what I mean with 470 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,879 Speaker 3: that type of podcast. We're like, yeah, we're constantly moving 471 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 3: the cables and it's like a nightmare. 472 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: Our thing is d I Y as well, doing it yearly. 473 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 1: Don't let a single year by year. 474 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:25,360 Speaker 2: Every year, we don't miss one. No leapy, it's our promise. 475 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, leap yesterday, that was yesterday. 476 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 2: Yeah leep day was yesterday. Leap here is the whole 477 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,360 Speaker 2: damn year. 478 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 4: I didn't graduate high school. I'm a little intimidated. And 479 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,439 Speaker 4: we've got a Latin tudor. 480 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: Had you graduated, we got me smarter than I look. 481 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 4: Hollywood. 482 00:25:53,960 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 2: So do you guys, do you like it's a marriage show? 483 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:00,960 Speaker 2: Like we all do? 484 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 4: It's not a marriage show. 485 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 3: Why are you saying it's a marriage That's. 486 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 2: What was going on with the show. 487 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,080 Speaker 1: My dude over here explained that, like people were taking 488 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: the short position on your marriage, and that the podcast 489 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,359 Speaker 1: is essentially. 490 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,360 Speaker 4: Ragging about how well we're doing. 491 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,679 Speaker 2: It's pr for the marriage. 492 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 1: You're saying, it's it's still here. It's a big fuck you. 493 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 1: It's a big middle finger to internet culture. 494 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,400 Speaker 4: I think I'm the Gracie Allen and he's the George 495 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 4: Burns or something like. That's what sort of happened. I'm 496 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,560 Speaker 4: the kind of ethereal, out of it person. 497 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 3: So I just. 498 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 4: There were a couple who were comedic couple back in 499 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 4: the day when people did those radio shows, the live performances, 500 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,399 Speaker 4: you know, those kinds of things. So I don't know. 501 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,400 Speaker 4: We we thought it would be fun. Well, we started 502 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,040 Speaker 4: a writing show in Australia and I found a postcard 503 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 4: that said let's be weird together, which is this dumb postcard. 504 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 4: I gave it to Ben on Valentine's Here or something. 505 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,719 Speaker 4: But simultaneously we're doing this Friday show sort of Largo 506 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,719 Speaker 4: style in in Australia. It was really good and we 507 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 4: were doing skits. I'm not good at skits, but we 508 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,080 Speaker 4: we were doing them. 509 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,719 Speaker 3: You did an incredible presentation on the comedy of Rodney Rude. 510 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,639 Speaker 4: Who's this very unpc. 511 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 3: Filthy Australian company like. 512 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,680 Speaker 4: Rodney Rude. But I did a so the whole stick 513 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 4: was that I would have to to get into the 514 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 4: country and get to stay in Australia, I have to 515 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,320 Speaker 4: do this PowerPoint on something Australian. And it went really well. 516 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 3: I'll tell you the reading, but the reading I only 517 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 3: did of Saturday Night at the Motherfucker's Ball and followed 518 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 3: up by Haysanta. 519 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 2: You count people were moved. Okay, they do sound rude. 520 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 2: Do you see word? 521 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm familiar with some of the I don't know 522 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 5: the Austria. Every every country has there there there, Rodney Rude. 523 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 2: Has Sergio Susio. I'm more familiar with a. 524 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 8: Deep dive on this like Dice Yeah, yeah, yea, but 525 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,919 Speaker 8: even less like it sounds like you're the one from 526 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,359 Speaker 8: Mexico is more in the same this Rodney Rude was 527 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 8: Andrew playmate. 528 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,879 Speaker 4: It looks like you know, I don't even know well 529 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 4: and big rub. 530 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,200 Speaker 3: But on his side there was some kind of like 531 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,040 Speaker 3: cultural relevancy and pop culture that Rodney rud was always 532 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 3: a true outside It was like popular and it's. 533 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,080 Speaker 4: Like twenty five albums, you know. 534 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,359 Speaker 3: Each one better than the last. 535 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,760 Speaker 1: So so do you guys like kissed on the show, 536 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 1: like before the show? 537 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 2: Do you that's going the show? Okay? Okay, yeah, all right, 538 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 2: all right, no, but we. 539 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 3: Do a lot of name dropping. We got criticized, right, 540 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,960 Speaker 3: which you guys are great name droppers too. 541 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm pro name dropping. 542 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:00,880 Speaker 2: What a week? 543 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to hold all these names, you know, like 544 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,400 Speaker 1: come on, it's basically like that's what we have them for. 545 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: To me, it's just like I'm just talking about like 546 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 1: my my actual experience, actual fractal experience friends like like 547 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,400 Speaker 1: if that's name, it's not really named. 548 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,320 Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, you talk about your. 549 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 4: Friends just everybody we know. 550 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 2: I got to keep it a fucking secret. 551 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to be like, who's the actor who 552 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 4: had all his friends from his childhood? And it was 553 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 4: like not to Nero somebody like that, what are you 554 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 4: going to do that? They were movie star? But I 555 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 4: kept their friends from there. 556 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: That was the guy from before the cat yes, yeah, 557 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 1: but also he did that he kept friend. 558 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 3: It's like mack Welbeg or something. Yeah, I'm not going to. 559 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,239 Speaker 4: Get my old friends from the neighborhood. 560 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 3: This is yeah, this is your neighborhood. Yeah, well I did. 561 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 4: I grew up pretty near here. 562 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 5: Okay, so you were into our stuff back then, probably too. Yeah, 563 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 5: this has gotta be kind of a holy ship, I know, 564 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 5: the neighborhood. 565 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,080 Speaker 4: Wow. 566 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, to just be like started just looking up. 567 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:19,040 Speaker 2: A little look at our poster painted name. My name 568 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,880 Speaker 2: will be up there. 569 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 4: You know, I'm going to have four parking spots for myself. 570 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 3: I know. The parking here is just it is true 571 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 3: to the locker of success. 572 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. 573 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that, I mean that was really the big thing 574 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,720 Speaker 1: that got us in here. 575 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 2: Obviously we don't always get the parking. 576 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: A lot of times Kevin takes the parking spot and 577 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: then text us that there's no parking spots left. 578 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 2: But so you don't. 579 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 3: Kiss we we don't. We haven't kissed on the puking. 580 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 4: I love kissing. It's in yeah, in marriage, you can 581 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 4: forget kissing. We do everything else. But sometimes I'm like, 582 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 4: we haven't kissed in a while, but. 583 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 5: As we used to do for a long time, Sean 584 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 5: and I would hold hold both hands, uh and. 585 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,800 Speaker 2: Be like cheek to cheek during the show. 586 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 1: And it was the only one mic as well, Yeah, 587 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,880 Speaker 1: only one like yeah. 588 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:18,080 Speaker 4: But before you could afford the two sweet. 589 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 1: Solid it felt sweet, but like your neck really hurts. 590 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 2: It's like an hour plots of that. 591 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,240 Speaker 1: And one of us like and it wasn't always the same, 592 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 1: but it was like one of us was always sopping 593 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: wet and that one was bone dry, and so she 594 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: would kind of stick or one she would be scratchy, 595 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: and the other one would feel and we. 596 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 5: Feel really fast. We ended up having to kind of 597 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 5: do it on our sides. Yeah, just like bring down 598 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,960 Speaker 5: the mic because we would just tip over so quickly 599 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 5: and be impossible to figure out who was the one 600 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 5: like you're doing, You're it was like a Ouiji board 601 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 5: type where like something got in some spirit got in 602 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:57,560 Speaker 5: us and. 603 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 4: You have to put your arms around each. 604 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 5: Other to our hands that were hold Sorry, I know, 605 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 5: I thought. 606 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 4: It was pretty clear handholding hand. 607 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 1: We had both hands and yeah, we would end up 608 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,320 Speaker 1: kind of with our feet touching as well. 609 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,280 Speaker 3: I like the versatility of this. It feels like there's rooms, 610 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 3: there's room for you guys to sort of have a 611 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,040 Speaker 3: fluid I guess, like whether it's gender or something. It's like, 612 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 3: but who's like, you know, who's where the power is. 613 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,560 Speaker 3: It feels like this room for both of you to 614 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,160 Speaker 3: take the lead at different times in that position. 615 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,640 Speaker 4: Wet dry leads of who's doing what. 616 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 2: So we've been talking about sitting on each other's laps. 617 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,880 Speaker 2: You've had the lab conversation. Yes, we've talked about it. 618 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,360 Speaker 1: We discuss it and and and it is what you're 619 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: talking about where it's like we are in agreement. No 620 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 1: one should have to always be right the one who 621 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: gets sat on, unless it's Santa. 622 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:06,360 Speaker 2: The Hunt. No, you said that, yeah, yeah, yeah, so 623 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 2: you did. 624 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 4: You also said Jesus peace for a very long time. 625 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,800 Speaker 4: It's very blasphemous. 626 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: Well, so it's blasphemous to say and like I didn't 627 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,480 Speaker 1: I didn't want to jump in ona. It was my 628 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 1: dad either, and like you know, this is the last 629 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,640 Speaker 1: time we talked basically me and my dad. But like 630 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:32,360 Speaker 1: so it's blasphemous to say that Jesus was possessed with 631 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:38,560 Speaker 1: like like more abilities and powers than a normal man that. 632 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 3: I made it as a compliment. 633 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I. 634 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:43,959 Speaker 4: Could see that. 635 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 2: I feel like I'm thinking, doesn't. 636 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,360 Speaker 5: Feel and imagine it when he karate chopped it after 637 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,800 Speaker 5: the magic Wow? 638 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, very gentle or strong? Who knows Jesus could this whole. 639 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 3: Touch was gentle and strong like that's you the essence 640 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 3: of his missing what I believe it would be. 641 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:08,000 Speaker 1: It would be a very slow, methodical karate chop that 642 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: then upon impact, could create a literal title. 643 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,479 Speaker 3: Like a Superman type thing, like like the immense power 644 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 3: theonic boom. Yeah, yes, I mean. 645 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 2: He's like summoning his power the whole time. Yeah, yeah, dad, 646 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 2: you know. 647 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:37,960 Speaker 1: Well nod, Yes, I guess he could. The father, I 648 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:38,640 Speaker 1: guess he could. 649 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,840 Speaker 2: What the lap sitting conversation, Yes, we've talked about it. 650 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,040 Speaker 2: Of course we have to talk about One of us 651 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,320 Speaker 2: has been. 652 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 5: Pursuing a personal training regimen that has made sort of 653 00:34:55,200 --> 00:35:04,359 Speaker 5: bottom area very sharp, and so that has when we've 654 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 5: sort of had this conversation, it has it causes problems think. 655 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:15,480 Speaker 1: About what's next because obviously, uh, fashion, uh, physical attractiveness, 656 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: like all of these things move in these cycles, right, 657 00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 1: It's never one thing for very long yeah, you both 658 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,480 Speaker 1: know we've seen enough trends coming again. 659 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 5: Yes, And I want to say this was not intentional, 660 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,399 Speaker 5: like like it it ended up in this He's trying 661 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,879 Speaker 5: to make the best of it, but it was not. 662 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,240 Speaker 1: But we've seen the big, the big bulbous right rear 663 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,120 Speaker 1: end that has been in fashion. Yes for a minute, 664 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:46,200 Speaker 1: and that's fine, but that's going to change, I promise you. 665 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: Like you know, if you don't like the weather, wait 666 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,240 Speaker 1: five minutes. Well if you don't have the right. 667 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,239 Speaker 2: Shape, but he did something. 668 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 1: Also also wait a little longer than five minutes. It's 669 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,760 Speaker 1: been but at some point having some skin tight jeans 670 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,399 Speaker 1: where there's triangles poking out, you know what I mean, 671 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:10,320 Speaker 1: from each cheek, that is going to be incredibly appealing. 672 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:16,360 Speaker 1: And the listener's numbers will show that. I am eager 673 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 1: to demonstrate it. But you know, for now, so I 674 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 1: don't want to lose it, like because I'm being pressured 675 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,720 Speaker 1: from someone else who does. 676 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,480 Speaker 2: The show to lose. 677 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: It was a big bulbous cushion to either be on 678 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:37,319 Speaker 1: me or to provide the extra support when I am 679 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:42,520 Speaker 1: getting to do the sitting. Instead, what I have is 680 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:52,320 Speaker 1: two hurt legs or a it's difficult to balance because 681 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 1: I am either piercing the couch or like when I 682 00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: have something resting on me obviously you know, like, well, 683 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,320 Speaker 1: it's a bipod, isn't it. It's it's two it's two stems. Really, uh, 684 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,760 Speaker 1: And so any amount of weight shift kind of sends 685 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 1: me toppling over and we're back in the same position 686 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 1: we were when we were holding hands like this. 687 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,680 Speaker 3: Can we get back into how does it correlate the 688 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,000 Speaker 3: shift in culture towards skinny jans and bony butts. You 689 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,320 Speaker 3: said one thing that confused me. You said, the listener 690 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 3: numbers are going to reflect this, But why is that 691 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,920 Speaker 3: going to send your podcast numbers booming? 692 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,920 Speaker 2: If you are you are camera, Yeah, yeah, I. 693 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,359 Speaker 3: Really, it's just going to go viral because you're gonna 694 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,760 Speaker 3: have the perfect butt for the moment. 695 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,400 Speaker 1: I mean, right now, people, I think I've been in 696 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,960 Speaker 1: class like a little hooky. It's like, yeah, I need 697 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,080 Speaker 1: some after school tutoring students. 698 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 2: But there's a there's a sort of saying in the 699 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,480 Speaker 2: industry right which is but sells. 700 00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:02,280 Speaker 1: And that the Patreon numbers currently are on the decline. 701 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,239 Speaker 1: And I believe that what our listeners are doing is 702 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: kind of saving up and getting stronger for the moment 703 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:16,520 Speaker 1: when I can from very fashionable. They're backing up to 704 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 1: get a running start at breaking a new record, and 705 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,840 Speaker 1: that is so encouraging for me, and I'm going to 706 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,239 Speaker 1: be able to reward them because I will be recording 707 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,680 Speaker 1: help with the mic behind the couch, and I will 708 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,640 Speaker 1: be bent over the couch from that just like just 709 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 1: you know, ass facing cam and talking from behind, and 710 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:45,239 Speaker 1: it will be like a very visually satisfying and disorienting experience. 711 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:46,480 Speaker 2: You. 712 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,080 Speaker 1: I mean, you could probably take mushrooms with her parents 713 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:54,240 Speaker 1: and watch that show and experience kind of every emotion. 714 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,440 Speaker 2: It's been trying to spend like a top too, but 715 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,759 Speaker 2: it doesn't with two of them, it doesn't really work. Yeah, No, 716 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,200 Speaker 2: I like it. 717 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,760 Speaker 1: I tried holding a really strong balloon on one side 718 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,200 Speaker 1: to like kind of have me. 719 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,840 Speaker 2: Put one side off the ground, but like the top 720 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,960 Speaker 2: doesn't spin on the side that it has to be 721 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 2: pointing straight down. 722 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,760 Speaker 1: And you getting the formula right, I either am floating 723 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,799 Speaker 1: away right and then I need Hayes to catch me 724 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,360 Speaker 1: and pull me back down, or or I'm just not lifted. 725 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 2: But what were you going to ask? 726 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:22,440 Speaker 1: Oh? 727 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, So is it a corset? Are you going to sell? What? What? 728 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,160 Speaker 4: What makes this new desirable shape? Is it like training 729 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 4: like corset training in the shape. 730 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,440 Speaker 3: Of surgical or is it purely just exercise diet? 731 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,040 Speaker 1: Oh, hang on, a second, give away the farm. Let 732 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,919 Speaker 1: me just well, you know, let me just give away 733 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,360 Speaker 1: the farm. 734 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,840 Speaker 2: I mean the second half the damn farm. 735 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 1: I know the first person who does, but I do 736 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,600 Speaker 1: because I think it is a like a device that 737 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,000 Speaker 1: he made and is caring. 738 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,560 Speaker 4: I don't think it was a device. 739 00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,319 Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's something that he pulls on. 740 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,359 Speaker 1: Please, would a device make a loud clang every time 741 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,080 Speaker 1: I sat down? 742 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,640 Speaker 2: So if you heard that when he first. 743 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,120 Speaker 1: Said down, like it it clangs, It rattles like little 744 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,920 Speaker 1: there's like little nuts and bolts like falling out of 745 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,520 Speaker 1: his pant calves. 746 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, because my belt is. 747 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:33,840 Speaker 1: Uh uh uh busted. So you know it's not like 748 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,080 Speaker 1: So I think he was trying and also trying, because 749 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,880 Speaker 1: he said that it was doing this whole regimen to 750 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,880 Speaker 1: get the big bulbous bottom. 751 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 2: But I think he was trying to make and just 752 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,840 Speaker 2: make something, make a device. 753 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,799 Speaker 1: So often, right when someone has a huge scientific breakthrough, 754 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,960 Speaker 1: it is a byproduct of what they were trying to do. 755 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 1: You know, they're trying to make whatever it is. 756 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,960 Speaker 3: And every I read that Taylor Taylor Lorenz book about 757 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,280 Speaker 3: Extremely Online, about all the websites and everything in social media, 758 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,120 Speaker 3: they were all trying to do something other than the 759 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,280 Speaker 3: thing they ended up service. They all they were all. 760 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:20,080 Speaker 2: Like that was Taylor Taylor, Like, yeah, that was was 761 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 2: his book. 762 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,400 Speaker 4: What's an example? 763 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,160 Speaker 3: Well, like an example is like Twitter was meant to 764 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,200 Speaker 3: just be it was like little updates of things you 765 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,600 Speaker 3: were doing during the day. It was meant to just 766 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,480 Speaker 3: be the status update Facebook, and then journalists started using 767 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,440 Speaker 3: it and sharing it. Anyway, The point is that like 768 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,640 Speaker 3: you stumble onto the actual market means. 769 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:45,200 Speaker 1: It was actually so I was on there like like 770 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,720 Speaker 1: like an early US and it was actually to figure 771 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,480 Speaker 1: out where Shaq was and to be the first one 772 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,040 Speaker 1: to touch in physically touch yes. 773 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,800 Speaker 4: And Facebook first was grading girls on their looks. Yeah 774 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,279 Speaker 4: remember that part? Oh yeah, absolutely, you you were luckily not. 775 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,640 Speaker 4: I mean that that was mean. 776 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,719 Speaker 2: It was mean to some people. It was kind of 777 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,640 Speaker 2: what's fun? 778 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,360 Speaker 4: I mean, it is fun to grade, I mean really fun. 779 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,160 Speaker 4: I mean I if it wasn't, no, I mean I 780 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,400 Speaker 4: would do it a lot. 781 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,239 Speaker 5: It's like to objective, like in either direction, to be 782 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,600 Speaker 5: like this girl's hot or whatever, who's this girl's ugly? 783 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,280 Speaker 5: So I would just do all bees. Kevin put solid. 784 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,040 Speaker 5: They can everyone gets everyone gets a bee. 785 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,400 Speaker 1: You don't want, they can have that. Some of the 786 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,560 Speaker 1: stuff has been for us. You guys can have that. 787 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,760 Speaker 2: Degrading girls on their. 788 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,560 Speaker 1: Looks part like podcast segment, I think you all should 789 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,719 Speaker 1: cover that just because like I think we've got a lot. 790 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, We've taken a lot of stuff. 791 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:55,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want any only want the things that 792 00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:01,160 Speaker 4: you want. Oh oy, very competitive? 793 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,360 Speaker 2: Lis is this how it is? Always? 794 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,120 Speaker 4: It is true competitive. 795 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,960 Speaker 3: If it's them to like order food, it's like she 796 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,480 Speaker 3: just wants to know what I'm going to order before 797 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,400 Speaker 3: shield is because she knows she's just gonna want to 798 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,480 Speaker 3: eat my food. I mean this is I. 799 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,920 Speaker 4: Didn't have that envy. Yeah, and and even this morning 800 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,000 Speaker 4: you want Yeah, I didn't want to go to plates, 801 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,719 Speaker 4: but you were going. I just am competitive with yeah 802 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,239 Speaker 4: you can't. 803 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,439 Speaker 2: I want this guy go to no Way. 804 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,799 Speaker 4: And I never would try psychedelics, but I'm like, I 805 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,680 Speaker 4: couldn't have let you have an experience that I didn't have. 806 00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:41,399 Speaker 4: I didn't even want to try. 807 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,480 Speaker 1: We have the same thing where whenever he wants to 808 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 1: go to Pilates, Yes, I find out which way. 809 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,800 Speaker 5: I find out. I find out which way he's going. 810 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,920 Speaker 5: It's so stupid, I know, but I find out, Like 811 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,600 Speaker 5: what if he's taking a car, then I need to 812 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,880 Speaker 5: like take a plane or a helicopter to get so 813 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 5: I get to Pilate's first and RW for me right 814 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,880 Speaker 5: before him, and I'll be like stretched out on both machines, 815 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,560 Speaker 5: so like he can't. 816 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,520 Speaker 1: Now I'm like hiding, like when I'm going to ploties 817 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,560 Speaker 1: or I'm like lying about where I am. 818 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,000 Speaker 4: You have that good machine right by the window with 819 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:13,440 Speaker 4: the good. 820 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:14,560 Speaker 2: And the one next to it. 821 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, he has both machines. Yeah, it's a two machines. 822 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,000 Speaker 5: I'm like, I have one foot on each one, and 823 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:27,080 Speaker 5: like both of the hand holding things from each machine 824 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,960 Speaker 5: and each hand. 825 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 1: And talk about this when we go to and then 826 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,919 Speaker 1: afterwards we'll go to lunch or something. 827 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,440 Speaker 2: We're going to order food. 828 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,879 Speaker 1: And of course he's what, you know what I'm gonna get, 829 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,040 Speaker 1: And I what I'll do is I won't tell him. 830 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,000 Speaker 2: I won't even look at the menu and then. 831 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,680 Speaker 1: I'll go I'll say, like, you know, right when the 832 00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:50,399 Speaker 1: waiter comes, hey, hey, hey, and then I'm like, look 833 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,399 Speaker 1: at him, and I'm looking at him. 834 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,160 Speaker 2: With a mean face. 835 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,200 Speaker 1: Right, I go watch this, and then I'll yeah, and 836 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:01,000 Speaker 1: then I'll order like just like dishwater, like something horrible, 837 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,560 Speaker 1: like just like something that I know that he won't 838 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,920 Speaker 1: enjoy because I know he's going to take it, and 839 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 1: that I have to eat it competitive. I have to 840 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,279 Speaker 1: eat it both. Yeah, we both eat it. No, I 841 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,160 Speaker 1: have to eat it too. That's what I ordered, you 842 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,320 Speaker 1: know what I mean, and be humiliating because I'm a 843 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,000 Speaker 1: people pleaser. 844 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 2: At the end of the day, you can feel that. 845 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,600 Speaker 3: It's very hard to manage these you know, the competitiveness, 846 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,400 Speaker 3: the long term suspicion in the relations. 847 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,799 Speaker 4: Adorable moment. I pictured that in like a Little Rascals 848 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,880 Speaker 4: episode of just I Hate this dishwater. 849 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I am eighty two. 850 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,799 Speaker 3: Remember when you remember when you were convinced I was 851 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,160 Speaker 3: trying to kill you by. 852 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:49,480 Speaker 2: We had this you do yours but We'll go. 853 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,600 Speaker 3: Gary podcast and she I wasn't intervening while she was 854 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,920 Speaker 3: using tap water in the netty pot, you know, And. 855 00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,320 Speaker 4: We're not hippies. 856 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,240 Speaker 3: I tell you that allergies. 857 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,239 Speaker 4: I don't like, I don't believe in all this, like 858 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,280 Speaker 4: health foods. I mean, I I just not anymore. 859 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if yeah, you should need it at all. 860 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,279 Speaker 4: But I've been using it for a year or so. 861 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,520 Speaker 4: And then Ben said, you know, you're never supposed to 862 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,960 Speaker 4: use tapwater because you can. 863 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,320 Speaker 3: It can the bacteria can go into your brain. 864 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,480 Speaker 4: And I meanwhile, I wasn't using tapwater, but I just said, 865 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 4: why are you saying? Are you doing a long along? 866 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,359 Speaker 4: What's it called? 867 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:33,520 Speaker 1: Like? 868 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,799 Speaker 4: A a long game? A long game watching me use 869 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,719 Speaker 4: the unfiltered cross. 870 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 5: This is actually the the most common cause and methodology 871 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:52,200 Speaker 5: of murder in the United States' standing by. 872 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,040 Speaker 4: I can never tell, like they could never say someone 873 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,600 Speaker 4: did that to you it wasn't. 874 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,279 Speaker 2: And it's always so hard to prove. It's always the 875 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,560 Speaker 2: spouse who is watching them use the netty pot with 876 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,600 Speaker 2: tapwater's pouring it into their brains. 877 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,279 Speaker 4: It's just like, how could you let me do that? 878 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,840 Speaker 4: All these years? You don't care about me. 879 00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,040 Speaker 1: I was on a murder trial, a jury on, you know, 880 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,560 Speaker 1: I got called in for jury duty, and the whole 881 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,400 Speaker 1: trial we were just watching, like nestcam footage of a 882 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,879 Speaker 1: husband in a living room just watching his wife use 883 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 1: the Nettie pot. 884 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,959 Speaker 2: He just rubbing his hands together, so. 885 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,719 Speaker 1: Please you Yeah, you'd hear the tap running. 886 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,879 Speaker 2: And then we had a kind of a similar thing. 887 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,480 Speaker 5: So I really close my My problems go beyond what 888 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,960 Speaker 5: the Nettie pot can address. Uh, So I need a 889 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,200 Speaker 5: different I need to like step it. I need to 890 00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,840 Speaker 5: the next level of the Nettie pot. 891 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,359 Speaker 1: He puts a their gun up there. I have it, well, 892 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,680 Speaker 1: says like to warm it up. 893 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,359 Speaker 5: It's like a yeah, so I I yes, I have 894 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,120 Speaker 5: the thera gun my nose first, and then I have 895 00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,160 Speaker 5: like an attachment that goes at the end of a 896 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,239 Speaker 5: garden hose and I just nestle that like straight up 897 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,799 Speaker 5: against my nose so like nothing can escape, and like 898 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,480 Speaker 5: everything is just like flushing straight into my brain. 899 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,040 Speaker 4: So cool, You're so cool. 900 00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,560 Speaker 2: Well, that tone will just about do it for me. 901 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 1: So you get to rank girls and we'll talk about 902 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:19,640 Speaker 1: all the couple stuff. And that is another successful episode 903 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:26,040 Speaker 1: of the podcast. Goodbye Hollywood Hammer.