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Speaker 1: You don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Confession.

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Speaker 3: I can't take that.

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Speaker 4: Earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse speak text to seventy five nine, who says.

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Speaker 4: I've started going through crosswalks with a bit of a limp.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, my legs work perfectly.

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Speaker 4: I just really don't like to be rushed when crossing,

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Speaker 4: and the limp makes it so cars won't get pissed.

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Speaker 3: Then it takes me ten seconds longer. No one can

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Speaker 3: honk at you if you're limping.

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Speaker 2: You can't just walk ten seconds faster.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, be careful.

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Speaker 4: If anybody's limping through a crosswalk in front of Brooks,

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Speaker 4: she's about to gout.

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Speaker 2: It feels like the limp is more effort. I don't know, but.

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Speaker 4: Some people fake limp through their entire lives because they're

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Speaker 4: afraid of getting judged. I was deep, And you don't

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Speaker 4: have to do that here on the mass Speaker because

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Speaker 4: we will keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 3: And we've got a woman on there.

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Speaker 4: We've got a woman on the phone who's Chosenanessa as

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Speaker 4: her fake name. So, Vanessa, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, I'm doing great.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was actually believable. I believe that

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Speaker 2: you're doing great.

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Speaker 5: We don't get a lot of super happy people like

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Speaker 5: this on the mess bee.

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Speaker 4: You know, even with the voice changer on, we can

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Speaker 4: tell there's a lot of joy on your end of

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Speaker 4: the phone. So we're excited for this. The voice changer

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Speaker 4: is activated, you are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 4: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I know you're gonna think I'm a little

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Speaker 1: weird for this, because everybody else seems to think. So.

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Speaker 1: I am a liner, a liner liner, or at least

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Speaker 1: that's what I call it, a liner. I really really

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Speaker 1: love just enjoy standing in line.

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Speaker 5: I think line dancing.

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Speaker 2: You mean like cues like lady.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean like standing in line. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: like a social Ant'm a social butterfly. You get to

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Speaker 1: meet people, and you talk to people and mind it

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Speaker 1: comforting just standing in line.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. I know you say it, and

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Speaker 2: I think my husband is the same as you. I

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Speaker 2: never been a stranger. My husband meets that he doesn't like.

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Speaker 5: I did see somebody talking about Disneyland lines online recently,

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Speaker 5: and they said they purposely don't buy the Lightning Lane

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Speaker 5: because the thirty minutes to an hour in the line

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Speaker 5: gets them to catch their breath and it's time for

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Speaker 5: their families to talk thesult.

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Speaker 4: You need to start a Facebook group so all the

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Speaker 4: liners of the world can come together.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you need to have people pay you to stand

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Speaker 2: in line for them. I'll pay you.

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Speaker 5: I just found a way to make money off of this.

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Speaker 2: When did you discover this about yourself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What was the moment?

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Speaker 1: It was like one of those concerts a couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago that we were like standing in line forever

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Speaker 1: and everybody was getting annoyed and pissed off, and I

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Speaker 1: was just talking and facilitating everybody. Like that's not like

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Speaker 1: I really like doing this. This is a way to

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Speaker 1: meet people. And sometimes I don't even go and do this.

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Speaker 1: I just love sing a life.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, you know I could almost see that.

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Speaker 5: Think about it. You're enjoying the concert, you're talking to people,

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Speaker 5: making new friends, and you're like five minutes away from food.

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Speaker 3: You're the person who makes me want to get out

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Speaker 3: of line.

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Speaker 2: You don't go.

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Speaker 1: In No, listen. I have been to the World Series,

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Speaker 1: I've been to the super Bowl, the Royalstone Constant. God,

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Speaker 1: I just buy a single ticket, look for the longest

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Speaker 1: line possibly to get into the stadium. In some events,

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Speaker 1: I get like where you can get right into it,

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Speaker 1: and then I go back to the back of the

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Speaker 1: line because I really lies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have to know, what is the longest you've

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Speaker 2: ever waited in line for?

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Speaker 1: It was about three hours? Wow? Been a half hours?

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Speaker 1: About three it was? Yeah, it was, it was.

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.

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Speaker 5: If you've been to the World Series and the Super Bowl,

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Speaker 5: the energy around those stadiums are amazing.

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Speaker 2: I could see why talking to.

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Speaker 5: Someone at all these biggest events ever would be really.

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Speaker 2: Really fun. But the DMV isn't fun. Security at the airport.

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Speaker 1: I do do that. I mean I think I love

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Speaker 1: doing that.

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Speaker 3: Oh you do.

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Speaker 1: If I go to the post office or a Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been to the post office for a

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Speaker 1: holiday season? I even love the lines had the grocery stores.

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Speaker 5: I will pick the log you're the one that's like, oh,

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Speaker 5: there's that super slow checker.

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Speaker 1: Or let's go to him.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I hate lines. It may be one of my

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Speaker 2: biggest pet peeves ever. I hate lines for traffic. I

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Speaker 2: hate lines to stand up. I hate cast lines like traffic.

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Speaker 1: Yah, I mean not really traffic, traffic. You got road

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Speaker 1: rage and all that stuff. I'm of a people person.

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Speaker 2: Any tips on how to keep people cool and colme

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Speaker 2: in a long line?

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Speaker 1: Just be friendly and talk to them because they're they're

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Speaker 1: already ready to road rage or just rage out or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes they might be going through something you don't

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Speaker 1: even know. I'm kind of like a little makeshift psychiatrist,

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Speaker 1: friendly person that you may see again or you may

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Speaker 1: never see again.

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Speaker 3: I can tell just how this conversation is going. Joy,

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Speaker 3: good chat, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: How would you feel if she was next to you

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Speaker 2: in line someday? This is when I whip.

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Speaker 3: Out my AirPods.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I love to reaction I'm getting from me because

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Speaker 1: I have not told my friends and my family this

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Speaker 1: is what I do, because they already they this girl

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Speaker 1: is weird.

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Speaker 2: You tell your friends and family, they'll be excited to

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Speaker 2: be like, oh wait, I've got an appointment down here.

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Speaker 1: I gotta wait and.

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Speaker 2: Line for it. When you do that, you see it,

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Speaker 2: then just text me when I need to be there.

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Speaker 2: They probably already do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you are the opposite of literally everybody in the

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Speaker 4: entire world that I know, the opposite of.

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Speaker 2: A fishing I don't know, but at least she finds

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Speaker 2: a silver lining. Yeah, otherwise, that's true, crappy situation.

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Speaker 3: She's just only smelling the roses.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm glad that you're a woman because there's

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Speaker 2: always a long line at the women's restroom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Always, that's her favorite spot.

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Speaker 4: You know it anyway, Vanessa, thanks for coming on and

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Speaker 4: sharing and text in seventy five nine too. If you

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Speaker 4: have a confession you've been holding on to, will hide

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Speaker 4: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 4: mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,