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Speaker 2: Husband keeps suggesting that our son isn't his, but he is.

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Speaker 1: Can we get a zoom in on that flag right there?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I mean at this point, like and I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is like bribing the DNA test people.

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Speaker 1: And the poor innocent babies who overheard you. Bro Okay,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I wonder I wonder if yeah, divorce,

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Speaker 1: That is an interesting conspiracy cares versus theory.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah, guys. Genetics are just all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Yes, classic Sophia quote genetics are a genetic lottery.

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Speaker 4: What he was measured at Macy's.

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Speaker 4: But what I mean is that the tailors that Macy's

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Speaker 3: Gone I think the inventor of the zipper really zipper.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he has massive zippers, massive zippers, you know the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's big zipper energy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh it is BZ for sure. There's a hit

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Speaker 4: You Okay, I've never heard of the pants boner.

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Speaker 3: This is what it looks like. Man's just sitting. There's

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Speaker 4: That is big zipper energy, Big zipp energy.

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Speaker 4: Aby, happy to be here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, apparently my bulge is inappropriate for the workplace. I

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Speaker 3: Op. And then he's proud of it.

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Speaker 4: I love how I am normal. I am below average

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, assume I am in dowed like, let's let's

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're not talking about like I forgot what the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the average of the averages from all

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Speaker 3: They went to range in the middle. I saw a

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Speaker 3: like this Korean spa where everyone's naked, And I saw

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Speaker 1: It was it was quite a discovery. It was it's

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that?

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Speaker 4: Did you confront him about his double penis?

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Speaker 3: No? He was like lying down and like I wasn't

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Speaker 1: Some locker room boy talk like hey, what's up, bro?

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Speaker 1: Nice nice double dog you got over there?

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Speaker 3: Brother? Hell yeah, I'm just packing one of those, but

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Speaker 3: I have one for myself. Game. Wow, gosh, we should

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the same guy, but there

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Speaker 5: Dong I've heard of from maverdites, where you have like

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Speaker 4: But I never both.

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Speaker 5: I've heard of people having two jajs, but not to

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Speaker 3: Why not two penises? It's called diphaalia one five million men? Interesting,

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I guess, like because like three hundred and thirty million

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Speaker 3: One thousand and five Okay, that is pretty rare. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's like a couple hundred couple of hundred what's that mass?

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Speaker 4: I went to school for journalists. Don't ask me math.

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Speaker 3: five million? There's fifteen hundred double dogs out there in

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Speaker 3: must be. I guess we don't have five million people

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like that has to be like a

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Speaker 3: Definitely yeah double dog somewhere, it's deep, deep down in

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Speaker 3: the definitely category ranks. It definitely exists. I'm sure. I'm

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Speaker 4: That would be too much for me. I'd run away.

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Speaker 3: quite a shock. Yeah, double Dog. Yeah, expecting it to

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Speaker 5: Bye, I'm getting canceled by the double Dog community as

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Speaker 3: Exactly going to pick up break Down the break a

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Speaker 4: On Twitter, Double Dog.

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Speaker 3: I'm just imagining it's our slash like D and D

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Speaker 1: This story has just proved a fantastic Yeah, grounds for

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Speaker 4: What is the story even about?

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Speaker 3: I forgot we're Foster Sea work place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's snaking on snakes on a plane, you know,

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Speaker 3: Okay, so here we go back where it. Let's die

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Speaker 1: Would a woman with large breasts be told she can't

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Speaker 3: Yes, ask Billy Eilish, Dude, Billie Eilish caught so much flame,

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Speaker 3: it's happened, It's happened.

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Speaker 1: Would she be told by her boss that she must

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Speaker 5: Women for years have been told what to wear and

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Speaker 3: But I'm like here for that is a beingelum swinging

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Speaker 4: No kilts killing.

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Speaker 3: Abby with the idea, well, well, like kilts like commando,

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Speaker 1: Are worn definitely with underwear, underwear like a kus. That's

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Speaker 1: But I'm definitely like like kilt and then like I

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Speaker 3: Beige that actually that goes hard dude, or like you

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Speaker 4: The worst Handmaid's Tail spin off I've ever heard of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, it was just like giant red boots that

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Speaker 3: I want to show you a picture, like Mickey, They're ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: My gosh, so sick, so fashionable.

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Speaker 3: So weird. But dude, I kind of want we need

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Speaker 1: The men were fashion policing women for too long. Now

442
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Speaker 1: we got to lock them up.

443
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Speaker 3: I think it's like a metaphor and of some change.

444
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 3: I think I think that's pretty sick like approved.

445
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 4: Like the patriarchy. Yeah, yeah, patriarchy.

446
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: That's what we do here. So Opie goes back to

447
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 1: his boss. I asked her what should I wear instead?

448
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: These are my size, and she said just go buy

449
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Speaker 1: something looser or get a bigger saze.

450
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Speaker 3: But isn't like, aren't like gray sweatpants like a like

451
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Speaker 3: a thing?

452
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's yeah.

453
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Speaker 1: He got like yeah, grace sweatpants. And then and then

454
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: he like the dude makes it even worse.

455
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 3: He's like on the baggy like you know whatever stuff,

456
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 3: bro really has a python great like baggy r stuff

457
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 3: is not going to help. Just like I'm thinking if

458
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Speaker 3: he's like lying or like sitting down, it's just gonna

459
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 3: It's like it's gonna be like subtly draped over the

460
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 3: outline the print. Yeah, exactly, it's gonna be there. It's

461
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: like statues from like Roman times where it's like that

462
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: lady and she's like ooh, and then she has like

463
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Speaker 3: a shot draped over but you can still see the nipples. Right, Yeah,

464
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 3: it's like that.

465
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like you need Yes, he needs like

466
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Speaker 4: a straight jacket for his.

467
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Speaker 1: Panis just yeah, we need to lock that thing away,

468
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 1: like we to devices that they had in medieval times

469
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Speaker 1: where they like put your balls in like that little chamber.

470
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Speaker 3: Oh boy, I think I should favorite should fortunately, Yes, Yeah.

471
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Speaker 1: I think I think he's like trying to do the

472
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Speaker 1: like humble brag where he's like I'm not that crazy,

473
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: but he's like really packing and it's just like too

474
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Speaker 1: distracting and we need to just lock that little hoggy up,

475
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: like yeah, that's what he needs to have in a cage.

476
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Speaker 1: Put it in a cage, bro, don't let it out.

477
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: It's too much much. It's too much much to handle.

478
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 3: I'm not.

479
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: I know I'm not rebuying my entire collection of work pants.

480
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: Go ahead and report me to HR. Let's see them

481
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: try and fire me for having too much dick.

482
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 3: He's owning it.

483
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 5: Now they're going to create an entire by law in

484
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Speaker 5: the employee handbook. Be like, if you're packing, you're out

485
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Speaker 5: of here.

486
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're packing, pack up your things because you're Edit.

487
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Speaker 1: Just to clarify, I'm aware that women have been told

488
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Speaker 1: to cover up quite a bit in the workplace, So

489
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Speaker 1: this is what I said.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

491
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm not dismissing that, just highlighting the very visible double

492
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Speaker 1: standard of bodily expression in my own workplace.

493
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Speaker 3: It's not the only bodily expression that's very visible.

494
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Speaker 1: Hey, Edit number two, people have been asking to see

495
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: my pants, not just.

496
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 5: Discovered like this niche kink that women have. It's like, oh,

497
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 5: you get a bulge to the pants.

498
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Speaker 4: Let's see it.

499
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Man should have blogged and only fans

500
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 3: off this red he really, we've given him the greatest

501
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 3: advertising all the time, kidding like the suspense is sent

502
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Speaker 3: a picture, he did not, He sent a picture. Sent

503
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Speaker 3: a picture here. Let me let me send this to

504
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Speaker 3: you abby. Oh you said it to me.

505
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Speaker 4: Come on, can you send it via email?

506
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 5: My phone is currently yeah, let me let me do that.

507
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: Oh my, this is the this is what we've been wanting.

508
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, text to me John Boom. It should

509
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Speaker 3: be sent.

510
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 4: This is the bulge they're complaining about. It looks like

511
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Speaker 4: his cell phones in his pocket, right and that's it.

512
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, no bulge. No, I'm not trying to not trying

513
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 3: to hurt my man here, but I see no bulge.

514
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: Although hold on, hold on, y'all. This is a very

515
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: dirty zipper. So it's a it's zipper. So when he

516
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: sits down that bad boys, you that thing is it's

517
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: popping right up. You remember that like the middle school

518
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: like plaid, you know, apostle, like cargo short vibe.

519
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. All of the zippers would

520
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 3: do that. I'm like, oh gosh, like I don't He's

521
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 3: not me.

522
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 2: I don't have a boner.

523
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 4: It's just my pants.

524
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 3: Oh man.

525
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: Well wow, now now we know. Note that's my member

526
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: is sitting just to the right of the zipper relative

527
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Speaker 1: to the viewer right to Let me let me look

528
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: back at it again.

529
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Speaker 3: Hold on, We can't tell unless it's like like what

530
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Speaker 3: if it's.

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Speaker 4: He's like, I swear it's there. Yeah, yeah, right, like anything,

532
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 4: I literally see nothing.

533
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah I could see.

534
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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe you see the side where the pocket is

535
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: like most illuminated. There does if you look like there

536
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: is like a little bit of an indent, but it's

537
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Speaker 1: not like you know what I mean.

538
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's if you close your eyes and open one

539
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 5: of the way right, there's the gong.

540
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: The iss is like subtly coming on to the dude

541
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 3: where it's like, hmmm, is that possible? Different hr issue.

542
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 4: It's the worst come on.

543
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Yeah position at the company. So I feel like that's

544
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: not the most the smartest strategy. You take off the

545
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: bosses right now, show me that monster dong you come.

546
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 4: In with those gray sweatpants.

547
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 3: That's right. Okay, but y'all we have an update. We

548
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 3: have an update.

549
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: Okay, so real quick, we'll take a little pause. Our

550
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: esteemed guest of honor, Abby. You know we've we've talked

551
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Speaker 1: about you know, women have been dealing with this for

552
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Speaker 1: for forever. What are your to to the audience into Abby,

553
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm curious what do you think of the situation?

554
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: Should there be reprimanding? Yeah? I question two questions. It's like, one,

555
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 3: how big of a bulge? Is too big? It's too big?

556
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 3: There we got the first question, and then two should

557
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 3: the boss be like putting some hot water for even

558
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 3: mentioning the bulge? Like is there no bulge too big? Basically? Okay,

559
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 3: Like there could be like like a like a no

560
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 3: comment on any type of bulge policy. Yeah, no bulge comment.

561
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 5: There should just be no comment period, like stop looking

562
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 5: as are up here?

563
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 4: And then what was the second question?

564
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,959
Speaker 3: How so the second question I guess related to that

565
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: is is there a bulge that is too big? And

566
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 3: like is there a certain pants if you.

567
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 4: Have to think about pulling out the yard stick?

568
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 3: It's too much, it's too much yardstick? Wow, wow, yardstick,

569
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: that's the bar. I mean, my yardstick boy is out

570
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 3: here yards in the comments.

571
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: All of women watching this, Oh man, wow. I think

572
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: I like it. I think that's a great policy.

573
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 3: Well, I think also, like, I mean, is there anything

574
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: to say about what kind of pants I could wear

575
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 3: in the workplace? Like what like if I'm wearing the borat,

576
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 3: you know, bathing suit, right, is that too much? Right?

577
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 3: That that would probably be too much? What if I'm

578
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 3: wearing like you know, like assless chaps, but like dongless dongs.

579
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 5: Dongless songs could be great in certain certain settings, in

580
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 5: certain settings would be great. If you like work at Hooters, great,

581
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 5: But like if you Joe, if you work it like

582
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 5: an account's office, maybe like save those for the weekend.

583
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

584
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not trying to count these cheeks. I'm trying

585
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: to count these trying to count both of your double

586
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: dogs exactly one equals Yes.

587
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 5: I'd feel like you if you have a double dong,

588
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 5: you should be allowed to show it off like you are.

589
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: That's an exception to the policy. There we go, Abby

590
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: coming in with the fire policies today, Ladies.

591
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: And gentlemen, fire hire her for your HR department.

592
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: Right right, let's go. All right, y'all, are you are

593
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: you ready for this update?

594
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 3: Ready?

595
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 4: Are you?

596
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 3: Are you mentally prepared? I don't think so, but I'm

597
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 3: ready to go into it anyway, let's do it. My

598
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: boss demanded that I replace my pants.

599
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 4: Who is this dominatrix boss?

600
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 3: Right right? I mean she's good gravy dong here, yes, yes, savvy,

601
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 3: all right, mister gray sweatpants.

602
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 4: There we go.

603
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: And then she told me that she needed to supervise me. Well,

604
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: I got the replacements.

605
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 3: I call it god. She's hitting on him.

606
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 4: She's a total creep.

607
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is crazy, this is this is God.

608
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 5: She definitely goes to the double dong section of porn

609
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 5: hub in her free time.

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00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, she's searching double dong everyday day. She

611
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: is now on administrative leave.

612
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: Oh damn. Update on the bold saga.

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00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 4: See, if I was in HR, would have been different.

614
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 3: That's right.

615
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: We would have put in that put in that policy

616
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: everything except double dungs.

617
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: Everything.

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00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: It's great policy. If you ask me to recap, here's

619
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: the original advice I got. Go to HR. Never talk

620
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: to HR. Go talk to a lawyer. Lawyer will waste

621
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,959
Speaker 1: your time. Your pants are fine, you need new pants.

622
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: She wants to bang you.

623
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 3: She hates you. That's classic Reddit. Yeah, everyone has an

624
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: opinion in the contradictory.

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00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: After dwelling on all of my options, I settled for

626
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: a middle of the road approach. I contacted two well

627
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: known lawyers in my area and I got a consultation

628
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: from them about my situation. They both thought that while

629
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: I was sexually harassed, the case wasn't as bulletproof as

630
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: there was little evidence and no pattern of abuse. They

631
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: then also warned me about going to HR without any evidence,

632
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 1: as it can cascade into me losing my job in

633
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: unexpected ways.

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00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 3: Fine, yeah, that's so fat. So if he doesn't have

635
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 3: a paper trail, it's like you're fact.

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00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, since I needed evidence in a pattern of abuse,

637
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: I first wanted to read up on what standards my

638
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: company has set for managers when it comes to dealing

639
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: with sexual harassment. I requested from our online learning catalog

640
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: to take the sexual Harassment and Tough Conversations courses that

641
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: are normally only required for managers. In the Tough Conversations module,

642
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: there was a scenario where a male supervisor needed to

643
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: ask a female employee to correct her work outfit as

644
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: it didn't meet the company's dress code. This module, in

645
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: plain English, states that the supervisor is not to intervene

646
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: and refers the issue to HR. I assume that the inverse,

647
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: a female supervisor reprimmending a male's outfit would follow the

648
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: same standards. So I sent this email to my boss

649
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: asking her to follow up on the conversation. To Boss,

650
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: I want to clarify some things regarding my previous conversation.

651
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: Please confirm whether or not my understanding of the statement

652
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: is correct.

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00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 3: Oh, my man is going in Dude, that's like the

654
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 3: corporate equivalent of you that tell you something.

655
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: But then it's like, is the boss going to be like, well,

656
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And now there's only paper

657
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: evidence of like her denying it, so's he's really rolling

658
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: the dice on this one. I think right my pants

659
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: violated our dress code by being too tight and revealing

660
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: my bulge. The issue pertains to all of my pants,

661
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 1: not a specific subset of my wardrobe. This is a

662
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: requirement from management and not a request. Please get back

663
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: to me, sincerely, Op. It took over a full workday,

664
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: but here was the response. Yes, I did tell you

665
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: to fix your wardrobe. This is not a request. Take

666
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: us pants off right now.

667
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: Good gravy. Dominatrix coming out literally the Dominatrix injury energy

668
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 3: over here, big Zipper energy versus David.

669
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: Dominatrix dominant energy clashing right now. I immediately replied to boss.

670
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: If management is demanding that I replace such a large

671
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: amount of my work clothing, it must be done at

672
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: the expense of company name. Please let me know if

673
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: this is possible, as we'll have to work something else

674
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: out if it isn't. Her response, This can be done,

675
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: but I must be with you to supervise your shopping.

676
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: Sounds like a date, A weird dominatrix. This weird freaking' date.

677
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 4: She's forcing this date?

678
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, she really is, though, best kind of dates? Right,

679
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 3: when's you're forced to go on my favorite? My favorite? Yeah?

680
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 3: Check my schedule for my availability.

681
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: A good lord. Suddenly she wants to bang you. Theories

682
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: seemed less crazy. I backed up the emails to a

683
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: personal account and sent everything to HR. Less than two

684
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: hours later, I received a phone call asking me to

685
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: come to HR immediately and drop my work unless it

686
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: was time critical.

687
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 3: I complied.

688
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: I was told that they were taking this matter very seriously,

689
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: and then I should take the rest of the day off.

690
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: I came back to work today and boss is gone.

691
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 4: Uh oh, dominatrix. Boss got out of there.

692
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: I was told right before lunch that she had been

693
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: placed on administrative leave pending a full investigation, and that

694
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: I should worry. It's against company policy to engage in

695
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: any form of professional retaliation. I sit here now like a.

696
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 3: King on a porcelain throne, telling you about my victory

697
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 3: ring my post lunch dump, bye bye boss lady. Wow,

698
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 3: oh my goodness, revenge man, Abby, you you you joined

699
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 3: on a doozy today. This one, this one is a dumper.

700
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 3: My goodness.

701
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 4: That came out swinging literally.

702
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: Double literally around my goodness. Okay, wow, I'm, I'm, I'm

703
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: a little bit speechless. But maybe we bring it back

704
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: to the big Now we've we've seen the whole, We've

705
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: seen all the details, right, we've seen the whole scenario.

706
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 3: Maybe the question is was Op the a hole? Or

707
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 3: was the boss the a hole? I think we leave

708
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 3: it to Abby to give the first verdict.

709
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 4: Oh, the boss was absolutely the a hole.

710
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 5: And you know what, I love the Op for being

711
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 5: brave enough for speaking up.

712
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 4: I think men should be talking more about their.

713
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 5: Issues so that men and women we come together and

714
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 5: realize our problems aren't all that different.

715
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 3: That's about it. We're all talking that talk.

716
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 4: What m.

717
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 3: Presidential bid? Wow? Wow, beautiful, you know that's I think

718
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: that's the thing though. The only thing I think, Oh,

719
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 3: he should have caught the boss a little bit more

720
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 3: red handed. Sting operation. Yeah, I think sting operation go

721
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: in with a wire, you know, to this pants pants show, right,

722
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 3: and catch the boss in the act better yet all right,

723
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 3: go to the the point of almost completion, and then

724
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 3: just say, got you? How dare you do?

725
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 4: You want to put our victim in a compromising situation.

726
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 3: That's exactly criminal to catch a criminal. It's like, it's

727
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 3: like the it's like, what was the catch a predator?

728
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 3: Guy comes out Chris handsOn, Oh, I got it? Okay,

729
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 3: you know what he should do?

730
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: He should like Okay, they go shopping and then she's like, oh,

731
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: let's take this back to my place.

732
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, your baby.

733
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: So they so they go back to her place, and

734
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: then right as he unzips his pants to reveal his

735
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: his subtle dong, it's just a paper that says, gotcha.

736
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 3: That's it. That's it, op, come on, take it a

737
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 3: step further.

738
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 4: And that's when I come in. I'm like, you're out

739
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 4: of here, bitch. We're gonna go shooting. We're gonna we're

740
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 4: shooting the four fifty Shades movie.

741
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 3: Next there we go exactly oh man. But yeah, I

742
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 3: think I think that the boss definitely the a whole

743
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 3: bosses for sure, very unprofessional, although would make great fan fiction.

744
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: I mean, she should really started only fans. Yeah, like

745
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: I feel like that's our advice. Just generally, I will dominate,

746
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,479
Speaker 1: go go to like the boss should go to people

747
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 1: who are looking for this, like I will.

748
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 3: I will at your job and tell.

749
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: You to go buy new pants because this is ridiculous.

750
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: You need something for your for your giant Schlan, giant Schlang.

751
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, subtly giving them like I mean, everybody wins in

752
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: that scenario. Yeah, yeah, right.

753
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 4: Under double dong on porn Hub exactly.

754
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, dominate sister categories, yeah, stepsister categories exactly. But we

755
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 3: love Abby's opinion, yes, we do, sage wisdom, yes, but

756
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 3: the opinion that we also love is the opinions of

757
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 3: our public subscribers. Yes. And on the video I'm infertile

758
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 3: but now I'm pregnant, which is the one where opiece

759
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: sleeps with his ex husband's mistress's husband and now she's pregnant,

760
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 3: Natasha says, at thirteen, I was told I would never

761
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: be able to have kids due to medical conditions, but

762
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: ended up getting pregnant at sixteen and then again at twenty,

763
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 3: both while on birth control. So damn supersper is crazy supersperms.

764
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 3: Michael Phelps over here truly and public subscriber Anita Dill says, oh, piece,

765
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: subconscious is telling her she has a need not being fulfilled.

766
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 3: It's normal just to talk to significant other and figure

767
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 3: it out again, stage wisdom from our public subscribers. We

768
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: love you as always, and please tell us what you

769
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 3: would do in this situation with the freaky boss. And

770
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 3: if this has ever happened to you, the comments down below,

771
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: and we love you. We'll see you soon. I told

772
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 3: my stepdaughter that she's the reason for my divorce. She

773
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 3: ruined my marriage and now I'm going to destroy her.

774
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 3: Am I the A hole?

775
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: Destroying children? I think would go under the a whole category.

776
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 3: What if they deserve it? I am.

777
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm staunchly pro destroy the children. Yeah, you know, yeah,

778
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: I think we should bring back corporal punishment. Corporal punishment

779
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: like whipping children.

780
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is a campaign. I'm going to

781
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 4: back out of.

782
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 3: No longer seal of approval. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, No, no,

783
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: no to whipping children. Don't bring back the nineteen sixties.

784
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 3: Corporal punishment is like any physical okay, like like a

785
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 3: ruler paddle, any kind of flicking, flicking, oh, any kind

786
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: of person. Yeah, and anything anything physical.

787
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 4: Please don't flick children.

788
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 3: Children. You don't be like saying children. It's like I

789
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: don't like children. And then it's like Samuel Donner, child

790
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 3: flicker editors, you know what to do? Do that. Yeah,

791
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 3: I'm probably a major asshole here, but let me explain

792
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 3: my reasoning. I came into her life six years ago

793
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 3: when she was eleven. Her father is still in her

794
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: life and visits her frequently at her house. Not a

795
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 3: problem though. He's a nice guy. Her mother is not happy.

796
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 3: She hasn't been happy for a long time. Her daughter

797
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: is one of the worst behave kids I've ever seen,

798
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 3: and it stresses my wife. We're not divorced yet out

799
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: every single day. Okay, So that's the setup. So wait,

800
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 3: he's this is his step daughter, stepdaughter, right, she was

801
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 3: eleven when he came into her life. Her father is

802
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 3: still in her life, mother not happy, the mother of

803
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 3: the stepdaughter. It looks like the op and the mother

804
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 3: are divorcing. They were married, shock record, he's getting wrecked.

805
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 3: She's made it no secret that she hates me. I

806
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 3: remember when she was thirteen or fourteen. So this is

807
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 3: the daughter, stepdaughter. But it's like It's a classic for

808
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 3: step daughters to hate their step dad. It's it's how

809
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: it goes man. Yeah, it's like, that's that's what happened.

810
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 1: She hates you. You try to go to Chuck E Cheese.

811
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: She's like, you don't understand me.

812
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well understand me.

813
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 5: Yeah maybe because you took your stepdaughter to Chuck E Cheese.

814
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hate on Chuck E Cheese right now.

815
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 4: Teenage girls do not like Chuck E Cheese.

816
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 3: That is probably true. Well I was not.

817
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: I was not a teenage girl, but I tried to

818
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: go to Chuck E Cheese when I was seventeen and

819
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me in because I was an a

820
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: legal adult. Yes, yes, yes, they would not let me

821
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: in and it was embarrassing.

822
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 4: He showed yes, he showed up. He wanted to flick

823
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 4: some children.

824
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 3: They were like here, John fry childfod my face on

825
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 3: the poster, like, do not let this.

826
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: He will take children. Thousand dollars bail. Also, flick children

827
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: just sounds terrible.

828
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, dude, I'm glad that I don't have that

829
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 3: on my title anymore. And you've taken the crown. No child.

830
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 3: I remember when she was thirteen or fourteen. I paid

831
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 3: for us to go to Disneyland as a family vacation cliche.

832
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 3: I know she refuses to go until it was just

833
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 3: her and mother, So you pay for everything back classic.

834
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 3: Since the trip was solely to make her happy and

835
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 3: was largely paid for already, I went along with it

836
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 3: and stayed at home. That's amazing. Girl has so much power. Yeah,

837
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 3: so played.

838
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, like g's up. Like she's doing it right.

839
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: She's playing the game.

840
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: She's playing the game.

841
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 4: Should have taken her to chuck e Cheese, I.

842
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 3: Guess, mm hmm yeah, Dizzeyland exactly. Stuff like that is

843
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 3: the norm. Oh my god. She'll demand her mother put

844
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 3: her before me at it, as in, excluding me from

845
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 3: every family event, and my wife can't put her foot down.

846
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 3: She'll treat her mother like a maid and nothing more.

847
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 3: It's not my wife's fault. She has emotional issues that

848
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 3: make it hard for her, but it's ruined the marriage

849
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 3: because I've grown to resent coming home to be around

850
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 3: my stepdaughter. Anything I do to try to bond with

851
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 3: her is met with resentment. Girls playing the long game.

852
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 3: She is playing ten d chests over there. She's anything

853
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 3: but consistent though, I mean, like a girl can be consistent,

854
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 3: you know, we.

855
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: Need to put her in like like like the government

856
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: or something like like break up like I don't I

857
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: don't even know what big oil.

858
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, big oil. Yeah, from step dads to big oil.

859
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 4: Parents.

860
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly with parents. Yeah, like parents. There you go.

861
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: That's a message we get behind. So though she's seventeen now,

862
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 3: so bonding with her is no longer a possibility. Anyway,

863
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 3: my wife and I separated over this, so I guess

864
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 3: she got what she wanted.

865
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 4: Damn.

866
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 3: It's like reverse parent drap literally wins. Yeah we do. Yeah,

867
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: we will have her recreate this Reddit story. Yeah yeah,

868
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 3: just chiming. You are right. OKOP is the greatest podcast ever.

869
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 3: Thanks Lindsay us. We gotta get it on cameo. That

870
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 3: would be hilarious getting a podcast guests solely through cameos

871
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 3: read these lines and then it's literally just that's so funny,

872
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 3: Sam John, I can't believe you made me laugh so hilariously.

873
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: It's just too much for me to bear. But I'm

874
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 3: not mad at my wife. I'm sad that she has

875
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 3: to put up with her daughter's behavior for the rest

876
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Speaker 3: of her life. Damn, damn, damn that sucks. Ye had alone.

877
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 3: I decided to give my stepdaughter a dose of reality

878
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 3: and explain in no uncertain terms, she is the reason

879
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Speaker 3: for our divorce.

880
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Speaker 4: Destroyer.

881
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, word, you took away Disney, I will take

882
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 3: away your life. I didn't do this to spite her, because, frankly,

883
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 3: I'm ready to move on with my life. I did

884
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: it so she understands just how bloody selfish she is

885
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 3: and how much emotional pain she put her poor mother through.

886
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 3: I did it so she doesn't ruin her mother's future

887
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 3: relationships like she did hours. She isn't moving out anytime soon,

888
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 3: which I feels like a subtle drag where it's like

889
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 3: this girl ain't up to nothing good. I mean, what

890
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 3: is she like like eighteen or nineteen. At this point,

891
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 3: wife and daughter's father are furious at me for telling

892
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 3: their daughter this. They say it's going to be emotionally

893
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: scarring for her, but quite frankly, I think she needed

894
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 3: to be told. So am I the a hole? M

895
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 3: It's an interesting one, right? So question is opda hole

896
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 3: for telling the stepdaughter that she is the direct cause

897
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 3: of the divorce.

898
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 4: Absolutely, this child does not know any better.

899
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Speaker 5: I mean, at this point, she's nineteen, but it sounds

900
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna have some empathy for the child. She

901
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 5: hasn't had a stable home life, her mom's a pushover,

902
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 5: her stepdad took her to chuck e cheese Like this

903
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 5: is there's so much happening here, so much child a

904
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 5: trauma that she'll wants. She'll realize in therapy that like

905
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 5: this guy didn't need to go in and put her

906
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 5: in her place, like get out of dodge, like the

907
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 5: marriage is over.

908
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I have a question, So is there a

909
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: way of like like he basically like had one of

910
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: the most aggressive like angles you could possibly have.

911
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 3: Is there a.

912
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: More loving, empathetic way of trying to communicate like hey,

913
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: like what you did was wrong, or or like like

914
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: this is something that like, you know, for your mother's sake,

915
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: would be you know, I.

916
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 3: Don't know actively like if he's actually trying to do

917
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 3: what he's saying he's trying to do, or it's just

918
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 3: like hey, yeah, I want to help her in her

919
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 3: relationships in the future. I want to make sure she

920
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: doesn't do this to her mom's future relationships. Like if

921
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 3: he's actually trying to do that does he say anything?

922
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 3: And what does he say?

923
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 4: Mmm? I think he needs to pass the combat of

924
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 4: the mom. The mom needs to step up and be

925
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 4: a parent.

926
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 5: Mmmm.

927
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 3: So you think have don't have the conversation with the kid,

928
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 3: have the conversation with.

929
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: Mom and basically say the same thing of like, hey,

930
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: you're not tell her that is like continuously doing this

931
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: too you and like you need to lay down the law.

932
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: And maybe maybe it's like hey, I can help, Like

933
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: maybe it's me being in the room or like something

934
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: like that, but like or I don't know, maybe maybe

935
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: that's too much.

936
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 3: I mean he could have done that maybe when they

937
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 3: were married, but I think post divorce probably not.

938
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Speaker 1: And the only reason I mentioned that is because it

939
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: seems like she struggles with the idea of like reprimanding

940
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: the daughter, demanding the daughter. So what do you what

941
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: do you think?

942
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 3: Abby?

943
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't sound like they broke up because of

944
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 5: a lack of love. It sounds like they apparently broke

945
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 5: up because of this demon child.

946
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 4: So yeah, I think you know what.

947
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 5: This is actually like a really twisted parent trap, like

948
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 5: she thinks she's breaking them up, but really it brings

949
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 5: them together over the common bond. Of having to try

950
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 5: and fix this child.

951
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 3: Interesting, it's a nice, pautiful moment of coming together. That's right.

952
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 3: I've only ope had the foresight, that's right.

953
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, it seems like it seems like going straight

954
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: to the daughter was maybe.

955
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe not the best. But I understand. I mean

956
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 3: she is seventeen, I understand, and him like being like, hey,

957
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,479
Speaker 3: I want to talk to you like an adult too,

958
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 3: but she's also seventeen. Like how many seventeen year olds

959
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 3: act like I don't know what there's winning there?

960
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I feel like she's just gonna say some

961
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: gen Z slang and just like yeah, down.

962
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: She's like, okay, b is not busting good bye. Yeah,

963
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: I think I think I think Abby's right, Like it

964
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 3: kind of does have to come with a mom because really,

965
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 3: anything this guy says like, she's not going to respect it.

966
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 3: Who who gives a Yeah, she probably wanted them to

967
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 3: get divorced anyway. Yeah yeah, she's like yeah worse. Yeah,

968
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: this is what I've been trying to do this whole time.

969
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: Why do you think I excluded you from Disneyland?

970
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 4: This is like you're complimenting me on my evil mastery.

971
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thank you.

972
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Speaker 1: Yes, you finally, Yes, you want to figured out my plan?

973
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 1: Congratulations is my art form?

974
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well goes back into her.

975
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one can own you like like a middle

976
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: school like or like teenage teenage girl like you know

977
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: your insecurities like yeah, you cannot like you cannot out

978
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: like whatever maneuver like.

979
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Speaker 3: You are inferior. You have to know going in. But

980
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 3: what we would also love is like, hey, what do

981
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 3: you guys think? All right? Did was op the a hole?

982
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 3: Is there a way you could have talked to the

983
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 3: step daughter? We would love to know what you can

984
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Speaker 3: think in that comments below, So use that those little pretty,

985
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Speaker 3: pretty little fingers of yours beautiful beautiful hands and type

986
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Speaker 3: on that keyboard and let us know. And Sam, I

987
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: actually want to read a comment from one of our

988
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Speaker 3: amazing public subscribers. We love them.

989
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Speaker 1: This is from the video my grandpa left me eight

990
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: million dollars and my family's trying to steal it. This

991
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: is where the evil grandpa gave their eight million dollars

992
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,479
Speaker 1: inheritance Topie's family, and then this family tried to steal

993
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: it back as revenge.

994
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Speaker 3: Hilarious.

995
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Speaker 1: This one comes from public subscriber PBJ Anonymous. First most

996
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Speaker 1: families turn into different people when inheritance is involved, even

997
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Speaker 1: people who don't come from money. If my family would

998
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: cut me off for some money, I say them, that's

999
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: like hitting the lottery, and then them saying caught off

1000
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Speaker 1: a piece for me, or we.

1001
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Speaker 3: Can't be family anymore.

1002
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Speaker 1: Sometimes family can be faker than friends, man truth, man fat.

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