Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlywed? With Dean Aungler, Helen
Speaker 1: key Man, Jared haven An.
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey everybody, welcome to an old new episode of Help
Speaker 3: We Suck At Being Newlyweds. I'm Jared Han. I might
Speaker 3: sound a little different. I'm a little under the weather,
Speaker 3: but I feel like I sound manly er. I don't
Speaker 3: mind having a sore throat. I mean, I do mind.
Speaker 4: I hate it. I hate it so much.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, I feel like I sound
Speaker 3: a little bit more like Batman.
Speaker 4: So that makes me excited.
Speaker 5: That's great. That's what today's topic is, folks. We're going
Speaker 5: to talk about Jared and his happiness with having a
Speaker 5: sore throat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just gonna talk about Batman the entire time.
Speaker 4: I would love that.
Speaker 3: I need to start a podcast about something like that. Batman,
Speaker 3: like just movies in general. Are glad to talk about it?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: How are you so? Thanks for introducing us? This is
Speaker 5: Dean and Kaylin. You did it? You just you know,
Speaker 5: you get like you get a hYP hyperfixiatetion it on yourself.
Speaker 5: That's okay, it happens to us all the time too.
Speaker 3: If you're listening to this podcasts you don't know who
Speaker 3: Dean and Kaylin are or that they're the hosts of
Speaker 3: this podcast. I mean, well, thank you for listening to
Speaker 3: your first ever episode of help we stuck at being
Speaker 3: newly weds.
Speaker 4: But also like we all know, we all know?
Speaker 5: Do you listen to any other podcasts? Jared?
Speaker 4: I listened to No. I listened to a lot of
Speaker 4: local sports talk radio. That's my jam.
Speaker 3: So there's a radio soas called ninety eight point five
Speaker 3: and I listened to a lot of that.
Speaker 4: Dan, that's a great question. Do I listen to podcasts?
Speaker 3: I sometimes listen to Bill Burr's podcast The Monday morning
Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon, just before Friday podcasts.
Speaker 5: It's a good one. I've never heard of that podcast.
Speaker 5: But so Kayln listens to her podcast. I listen to
Speaker 5: my podcast.
Speaker 4: What do you guys listen to?
Speaker 5: I've been getting really into Armchair Expert with Bex Shepherd.
Speaker 5: Kaylen can't really.
Speaker 2: No, No, I like it, No, suddenly I.
Speaker 5: Like it, Suddenly I like it?
Speaker 4: What happened prior? Why didn't you like it?
Speaker 2: She's got her qualms with it, But one of the
Speaker 2: co hosts annoyed me yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm speaking to Caitlin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, quick, what she doesn't.
Speaker 7: Like about it?
Speaker 2: One of the co hosts just annoyed me a bit,
Speaker 2: and then I grew to like her. And it's not
Speaker 2: I don't know, it was just like, and I probably
Speaker 2: do this in our podcast. It was like constant just
Speaker 2: laughter in the background, but loud laughter. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's stupid. It's stupid.
Speaker 5: Kaylen has the thing where I we drive a lot, obviously,
Speaker 5: and if I turn on a podcast, I like, she'll
Speaker 5: find something. It doesn't matter what it is, she'll find
Speaker 5: something that she absolutely hates about it, and then I'm
Speaker 5: forced to turn it off. Like, for instance, this is
Speaker 5: the most common one she brings up. It doesn't matter
Speaker 5: who's hosting or what they're talking about or anything. She
Speaker 5: hates the way people say their s is and so
Speaker 5: she'll be like, every time they say an S word, there's.
Speaker 2: This it's so sharp because in Dean's I don't know,
Speaker 2: in Dean's van it's very loud, so we have to
Speaker 2: have it super loud, and then their says are so
Speaker 2: sharp it just like hurts my brain.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So, anyways, all this was going to be to
Speaker 5: say that there are certain things from certain podcasts that
Speaker 5: I love, Like I hear Dax, which it took me
Speaker 5: a while to get to. For Dax to grow on me,
Speaker 5: I like him a lot now, but he does a
Speaker 5: lot of like little bits and it's actually funny because
Speaker 5: Dax reminds me a lot of Wells in a lot
Speaker 5: of the ways that you can see that like they're
Speaker 5: both like crass but really really funny. Yeah, And so
Speaker 5: whenever I'm listening to like that podcast or other podcasts
Speaker 5: that I like to listen to, there's a few others
Speaker 5: I'm always like, what can I incorporate into our podcast?
Speaker 5: So when you start thinking about what we can incorporate
Speaker 5: into ours to make it more ourselves for taking from.
Speaker 2: Other people, Well, the podcast I listen to, they just
Speaker 2: talk about their lives and what's going on in the world.
Speaker 2: And those are the ones podcast that I like. The
Speaker 2: Toast and I like the World's first podcast.
Speaker 4: What the hell is that world's first podcast?
Speaker 2: Yeah it wasn't, but yeah, Sarah Foster and Aaron Foster
Speaker 2: and they just talk about the sisterly dynamic and they
Speaker 2: fight a lot. It's it's interesting you just started listening
Speaker 2: to that listening for like sixteen.
Speaker 5: Mo Lea said, Sarah Foster was a guest on The
Speaker 5: Toast and that's when you saw or heard her talk
Speaker 5: about on thrope.
Speaker 2: No, I actually started listening to this podcast because I
Speaker 2: was in Pacific Palisates walked by this store and my
Speaker 2: friend Allie's like, you know, the Fosters own this brand.
Speaker 2: You should listen to their podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, anyways, like I was saying, there is so
Speaker 5: what Dax does every time they introduced their or start
Speaker 5: their podcast is Dax will make up a name for
Speaker 5: himself and then make up a name for his co host.
Speaker 5: And it's very cute. And I tried to do it
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago, and I said, Tom Cruise's
Speaker 5: body double. And I'm just trying to think of certain
Speaker 5: things and I was going to say this time, but
Speaker 5: I couldn't think of anything fast enough.
Speaker 2: So but we can't take Dax's things.
Speaker 5: It's just funny and cute and I wanted to know
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyways, No, I think about a lot of sound effects.
Speaker 3: That's what I wish we had. I know Easton and
Speaker 3: we've you know, all talked about it before. We wish
Speaker 3: we just had like that sound effect that every time
Speaker 3: we say something, it just gets played every single time
Speaker 3: a horn or a fart.
Speaker 5: It's funny, I agree, I but it's funny because I
Speaker 5: bet you if we just did a little bit of
Speaker 5: research and put a little bit of the leg work in,
Speaker 5: we could find ways to add the sound effects ourselves.
Speaker 5: But we're just lazy and.
Speaker 2: We don't think you would. Well, that's thirty second Google search.
Speaker 5: Thirty second Google search. That's what I'm saying, And it
Speaker 5: would be so easy. But we talk about wanting of
Speaker 5: these things because I do the same thing. I think
Speaker 5: sound effects. If we could just put our own sound
Speaker 5: effects in like as they're happening, hilarious, But we're just
Speaker 5: so averse to work. Well, we're more so overseed r
Speaker 5: you are.
Speaker 2: I will google it, and.
Speaker 5: I'm more so averse to work than you two are.
Speaker 4: I also feel that we'd probably get overridden.
Speaker 3: A producer would step in and be like, that's great, guys,
Speaker 3: don't ever do it again.
Speaker 5: Well, we can't abuse the sound effects button. It has
Speaker 5: to be like, we have to keep it like five
Speaker 5: and fewer every episode.
Speaker 3: That might work. That's not a bad idea. Five times
Speaker 3: we do it more than five times. Then we create
Speaker 3: another sound effect that we have to play to be
Speaker 3: played when we played the sound effect five times or more.
Speaker 5: The overused sound effect sound effect. Right, Okay, so that's
Speaker 5: our homework for next week. We'll all do some research
Speaker 5: get some sound effects. Will have three sound effects each
Speaker 5: and you can we can only use them three each,
Speaker 5: So that's nine. I know it's a little higher, but
Speaker 5: three each seems like an appropriate amount, you know. What's sad.
Speaker 3: Caitlin and I will actually do this, and then Dean
Speaker 3: will be the one who comes in and be like,
Speaker 3: all right, guys, I don't have my three sound effects
Speaker 3: to I'm take.
Speaker 5: My own sound effects want. Wah, We've got a great
Speaker 5: episode today, don't we.
Speaker 2: We sure do.
Speaker 4: We got sexy you guys are in Hawaii right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're coming to you from Hawaii.
Speaker 5: We got Jared's sexy Batman voice, which is great anytime.
Speaker 2: I'm sick, Dean, he says, I sound like Tara. What's
Speaker 2: Tara Reid?
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you get sick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, oh, he's sound so sexy. Sound like
Speaker 2: Tara Reid?
Speaker 4: Can you nineties throwback?
Speaker 5: Can you corroborate this? I think when a girl like
Speaker 5: specifically a girl at I guess I don't know how
Speaker 5: to describe this, like Kaylen for instance, you know, classically beautiful, proper,
Speaker 5: well spoken, and then she gets sick and she gets
Speaker 5: this rasp in her voice, and something about a girl
Speaker 5: with a raspy voice is so hot. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I I think this is something that we
Speaker 3: can't talk about on air.
Speaker 4: Because we will be judged Mercisley and.
Speaker 5: Talk about it, talk about it.
Speaker 3: Well, because it's just like there's I I one agree
Speaker 3: with you. I think it just adds like a element of.
Speaker 5: Like an edginess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, edginess would be a proper word that I'll use. Edginus, Yeah, edginus.
Speaker 5: I want to know. I want to know what you
Speaker 5: really think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to say what I really think.
Speaker 3: I'm so curious, Okay, yeah, I'll type it in the trash,
Speaker 3: Oh trash, I will type it in the chat, all right,
Speaker 3: and I'll say that loud.
Speaker 5: He said that.
Speaker 3: I think, guys just there's like this on attraction to
Speaker 3: not all not like Caitlin, not all the time, but
Speaker 3: there are times where it's they there's moments and maybe Dean,
Speaker 3: I'm way off on this, but for you personally, I
Speaker 3: would include a raspy voice in this and like there's
Speaker 3: like I would also say like tattoos again, like like
Speaker 3: a like a like an arm sleeve, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. There's just like this element of like edge
Speaker 3: and uh trashessousness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that. I didn't say something like that.
Speaker 5: I said, I'll take the blame on that one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I wonder what it is. I think like the rebellion factor,
Speaker 5: Like they sound like they've chained smoke to pack a
Speaker 5: cigarette every day since they were six years old.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's like sexy for women
Speaker 2: to have a raspy voice as well. I think I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is, but it's like because it's same.
Speaker 2: I wish my voice sounded like.
Speaker 5: That, because like you don't see it very often. And
Speaker 5: that's why I like the fact that the unique appeal
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 2: It's just like, I don't know, it's just like weirdly
Speaker 2: sexy and I don't think you can put your finger
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got a question for Kaylen.
Speaker 3: What do you I'm I'm pretty sure we've talked about
Speaker 3: on this podcast before, but it still just baffles my mind.
Speaker 4: What is it about men that you find sexy?
Speaker 5: Oh, especially out of shape and overweight men like me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I look at myself and I try to
Speaker 3: keep myself in good shape, and I feel like I
Speaker 3: am somewhat handsome. But it's like I was looking at
Speaker 3: my hands and I'm like, there's hair all over my hands.
Speaker 2: Do you have hair free hands? Actually? What you have
Speaker 2: hair free hands?
Speaker 5: Hair free? I said, hair fore hands?
Speaker 3: Well, I have hair on my hands, and like I
Speaker 3: just am like, you know, it's just like knuckles and
Speaker 3: muscles everywhere. And I'm like, I like, I don't why
Speaker 3: does Ashley find me attractive? Like I have chicken legs
Speaker 3: and just like I have hair on my butt, and
Speaker 3: it's just like, yeah, most of the time we smell
Speaker 3: in our feet are just like big and weird looking.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I don't understand. I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I went to wipe my butt the other day.
Speaker 2: Like it was like, oh gosh, what are you talking about.
Speaker 5: I went to wipe my butt the other day. And
Speaker 5: this is the first time this conversation, this is the
Speaker 5: first time this has happened to me in thirty two
Speaker 5: years of life. And there was like, uh, there was
Speaker 5: like wads of toilet paper in my butt crack, like
Speaker 5: stuck in my butt, in my butt hair. And it
Speaker 5: was one of the most unappealing moments I've ever had
Speaker 5: in my life.
Speaker 2: I was about to say what I find attracted about men,
Speaker 2: and now I.
Speaker 5: Just it's just I came out of the bathroom. I
Speaker 5: was like, Kayla, there was a lot of toilet paper
Speaker 5: in my buttthole from the last time I wifed.
Speaker 2: You never said that.
Speaker 5: You don't remember that?
Speaker 2: Maybe I had.
Speaker 5: I think it was a part, and it was one
Speaker 5: of the It was one of the most humbling experiences
Speaker 5: because I also feel very unattractible all the time, and
Speaker 5: then on top of that, I'm pulling wads of toilet
Speaker 5: paper out of my butt crack.
Speaker 2: But that is not something you should share with your Beyonce.
Speaker 5: Why what? Yeah, but answered your question because I'm curious
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 2: Before Jean said that, I was gonna say, I'm very
Speaker 2: attracted to arms, like not like super like overly buff arms,
Speaker 2: but like perfectly little, not little, but perfectly cut deans.
Speaker 4: Deans like the word she said, the L word.
Speaker 2: I say little to everything. Everything's little, you know, and arms,
Speaker 2: not little Deans has huge arms.
Speaker 3: For all the people out there, and never describe the
Speaker 3: man you love with the word.
Speaker 2: Okay, Gina has massive arms.
Speaker 5: He's got thet genus.
Speaker 2: Okay arms. I like arms that have muscle and definition,
Speaker 2: and I like eyes.
Speaker 5: Well, I haven't had definition my arms.
Speaker 2: Your arms, show them? Can nake it on the podcast again?
Speaker 4: Yeah you're big.
Speaker 5: No, they saw it, Tots. It's the worst it's ever been.
Speaker 5: I agree, And I have never felt ug clear And
Speaker 5: I will say this, Caitlin's gonna get mad at me.
Speaker 5: But when we first started dating, she would compliment how
Speaker 5: cute I was or how handsome I was basically every
Speaker 5: day for the first year and a half. And I
Speaker 5: don't think i've heard it since.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't hear it anymore. His ears turn off.
Speaker 2: When I say you're so handsome, you're so cute, he
Speaker 2: just goes ough and scoffs, and he's like, I'm fat,
Speaker 2: I'm ugly, I'm this, I'm that, And I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: complimenting you. But it's hard to compliment you and you've
Speaker 2: just dismissed me.
Speaker 5: Klen had on our flight the other day, she've had
Speaker 5: a memory in her phone from like three and a
Speaker 5: half years ago. When we first started dating. We were
Speaker 5: in Mexico on a separate trip after Paradise, and I
Speaker 5: was tan and I was skinny, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 5: I could see how you can fall in love with
Speaker 5: that guy, But you can't fall in love with this
Speaker 5: guy because I'm overweight and.
Speaker 2: You are not very pale. You just have a complex
Speaker 2: and you need to get over it.
Speaker 5: Even when I was in my best shape of my life,
Speaker 5: I was still I remember I was on the Bachelorette
Speaker 5: and I was sitting there and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm so fat and gross and ugly, and I was
Speaker 5: I was like one hundred eighty pounds, twenty pounds less
Speaker 5: than I am now. And one of the producers was
Speaker 5: interviewing me and he's like, I think your body is morphia,
Speaker 5: Like you're buff and you look really good. And I
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, my body dysmorphia.
Speaker 2: I think you too.
Speaker 5: And now couple that with the fact that I am
Speaker 5: gaining weight and getting out of shape, it's just compounded
Speaker 5: to be this big, bad thing.
Speaker 2: But I don't think you are overweight or out of shape,
Speaker 2: and I love you so much, so it doesn't that
Speaker 2: mean anything.
Speaker 5: It means something. I guess. I think it's Hollywood. You know,
Speaker 5: if you don't have the washboard six pack Jerrard Butler abs,
Speaker 5: Gerard Gerard Butler, if you don't have those abs from
Speaker 5: three hundred, you're out of shape. And Hollywood has scorned us.
Speaker 2: And I will say moving to La definitely changed how
Speaker 2: I view my body too, in probably a toxic way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Why do you guys think I love Rhode Island so much?
Speaker 3: Ashley talks about that all the time. I went to
Speaker 3: the walking yesterday just to get tested because I'm feeling
Speaker 3: a little sick, but I don't have strap. But the
Speaker 3: doctor was like, oh, do you go to URI, which
Speaker 3: is the university down the road, And I go no,
Speaker 3: And then she looks at my chart and she goes,
Speaker 3: you're thirty four. She's like, I thought you were twenty two.
Speaker 3: And then Ashley has a theory that the Rhode Island
Speaker 3: thirty is like fifty anywhere else in the country. So
Speaker 3: it's just because people are more weathered here. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: look older, so we look so young, which is fantastic.
Speaker 3: So I love being over here because everybody thinks I'm
Speaker 3: in my twenties and I'm like, Nope, all that botox
Speaker 3: you get, I've never gotten botox.
Speaker 5: Good for you. I'm surprised living with Nick for two
Speaker 5: years and you're coming out of it botox free. That's impressive.
Speaker 4: It was impressive. It was hard to say.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not adverse to getting botox, but I'd be
Speaker 3: way too scared because I've seen, like when you first
Speaker 3: get botox, I've seen what people look like. Their eyebrows
Speaker 3: are raised, like it's so transparent, and I don't like
Speaker 3: the way like I've I've had buddies who've.
Speaker 4: Gotten botox, and I'm just like, I don't like the
Speaker 4: way it looks.
Speaker 3: And then afterwards it settles down and then you don't
Speaker 3: have that many wrinkles. But I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 3: unless it gets really wrinkly. Also, like I like, Wells
Speaker 3: has them really good. We're talking about Wells. God, we
Speaker 3: should just talk about help. We talk about Wells too much.
Speaker 3: He's got the what's this called.
Speaker 2: Christ smile lines?
Speaker 5: Cross Crosby, I think so, but crossfeed are normally negative.
Speaker 4: I thought it was crows something, But those are great.
Speaker 4: Don't get rid of those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there there is definitely something positive to be said
Speaker 5: about aging gracefully, and I think the LA culture has
Speaker 5: delayed the aging process as best they can. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: I'm not aging gracefully.
Speaker 2: Yes you are, come on confident.
Speaker 5: And uh yeah, but there's but like you said, there's
Speaker 5: nothing wrong with getting a little work done every now
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 4: Have you guys ever gotten botox?
Speaker 2: Do you think this guy's ever gotten boats all the time? No,
Speaker 2: but I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I could say Dean getting botox. I could
Speaker 3: never back in his paradise for season days.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think when with Kill and I first started dating,
Speaker 5: I was like, hey, I don't well agree in it whatever,
Speaker 5: like who cares what I have to say? But I
Speaker 5: was like, have you ever thought about not getting both?
Speaker 5: Because you hosted pod well, I was trying to convince
Speaker 5: Eric like urge Kayla that she doesn't need botox or
Speaker 5: all this stuff. And I was like, if you ever
Speaker 5: decide to get it or do it, just like, don't
Speaker 5: tell me about it.
Speaker 2: And there was something and then one time, uh, we
Speaker 2: were at an appointment that was running late, so Deane
Speaker 2: had to drive me to my botox appointment.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I was going to say, there was one
Speaker 5: time where you came back and I was like, what
Speaker 5: were you doing all day? And You're like, oh, nothing,
Speaker 5: just hanging out with someone. And I was like, looking
Speaker 5: at it you or something and I was like, if
Speaker 5: you could both talk today, right, yeah? And it was.
Speaker 2: But I also got my lip fillers dissolved, which if
Speaker 2: anyone's thinking about doing it, it is the most painful
Speaker 2: thing ever. But it's also really good because lip fillers migrate,
Speaker 2: and they migrated to like up above my lip.
Speaker 5: I think lip filler is the worst trend in Hollywood
Speaker 5: in the history of Hollywood.
Speaker 4: What is what do you mean?
Speaker 3: It goes up to the upper lip, so your upper
Speaker 3: lip becomes inflated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so when I smiled, you could see the filler
Speaker 2: like up in my upper lip. And I saw a
Speaker 2: photo of me and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that is hideous. So I booked an appointment got it dissolved.
Speaker 2: But it's like eating a way at all of the fillers.
Speaker 2: So it's just incredibly painful, but it's it's good. And
Speaker 2: I think most people get filler thinking like it lasts
Speaker 2: for years, but there is upkeep that you have to
Speaker 2: do and it will migrate if you don't.
Speaker 4: I've learned so much about beauty since being with Ashley.
Speaker 3: So she also got filler, but she gets she sometimes
Speaker 3: gets slip filler, but she got like something in her
Speaker 3: cheeks and jaw.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think it's filling too. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3: But so because my biggest fear, I'm like Ashley, just
Speaker 3: like it can't you know, you can't get surgery done.
Speaker 3: I never want you to do that because we've just
Speaker 3: seen how it turns out and it feels like it
Speaker 3: when you age, it never turns out well. And then
Speaker 3: one day she got filler and I came in because
Speaker 3: I picked up from the doctor's office, and she looked, she's.
Speaker 4: Walking in HEREK come here for a second.
Speaker 3: So she looked she looked fake, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, oh no, it happened. And then I
Speaker 3: didn't know at the time. So it was filler, which
Speaker 3: apparently does and she got too much village. So the
Speaker 3: doctor did too much filler. I won't say who it is,
Speaker 3: but I was like, I had a heart attack there
Speaker 3: in the moment, because like, oh my god, she looks
Speaker 3: like she had plastic surgery. Holy shit, what the hell
Speaker 3: is going on? Because honestly, it was just like it
Speaker 3: is scary you change your face, and I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is not this is not the wife. This is not
Speaker 3: the wife.
Speaker 4: It's not the person I'm married now for.
Speaker 6: So let me explain a little bit further. I had
Speaker 6: been getting chin filler for like I have been getting
Speaker 6: chine filler for like five years now, and I love
Speaker 6: it and it's well done, and nobody would know, and
Speaker 6: Jared has usually no idea that anything was done that day.
Speaker 6: I usually always tell him I'm gonna go get botox
Speaker 6: because he knows that botox just freezes my forehead and
Speaker 6: that it doesn't have any other like visuals.
Speaker 4: Are you telling me? Even lying to me? How many years?
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do that as well, because.
Speaker 6: Sometimes it's easierly if I go, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 6: get botox, then like I'm gonna go get my chin
Speaker 6: filler today, like come on, you don't know the difference.
Speaker 6: So Jared usually doesn't know the difference. And I had
Speaker 6: gone to this one doctor it was not my normal
Speaker 6: and it was just it was kind of like expaka,
Speaker 6: so go there and I'm like, usually a chin filler,
Speaker 6: I'm I'm due for a little chin filler. And then
Speaker 6: I was like, and like, what else do you want
Speaker 6: to do? Like, is there anything else we should do?
Speaker 6: And he was like, we could definitely.
Speaker 2: Do, like we should do a little cheek filler blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 6: And I walked out looking like jay Leno and my
Speaker 6: cheeks were so big, and I was like, I've never
Speaker 6: had swelling like this before with filler, Like never, Like
Speaker 6: I mean, yes, I do get pretty puffy, but like
Speaker 6: it's usually it's you know, it's gone in a couple
Speaker 6: of days.
Speaker 2: This was so crazy noticeable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, from the doctor's office, and I was ready to drive.
Speaker 4: He was for divorce.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was so so mad. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 6: we're gonna give it a couple of days to see
Speaker 6: if it goes down. If it doesn't go down, then
Speaker 6: like I made sure that he put a dissolvable filler
Speaker 6: because because then we'll just go back home to LA.
Speaker 4: And and it did.
Speaker 6: It went down significantly, and even after a week or so,
Speaker 6: I still thought it was a bit too much, so
Speaker 6: I went to I did get it dissolved in my
Speaker 6: my chin ended up fine, but my cheeks I got
Speaker 6: that out.
Speaker 2: Was that painful because that's.
Speaker 6: That's really the issue here. It's not the filler, it
Speaker 6: was the performance of the person putting in the filler.
Speaker 2: What were you saying, Kaylen, was dissolving her cheek filler painful?
Speaker 2: Because dissolving my lips was like the most painful thing ever.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm like, I haven't like the highest pain tolerance
Speaker 6: ever when it comes to like aesthetic needles. I when
Speaker 6: I get my lips injected, I don't even I tell them,
Speaker 6: don't put numbing on me, because numbing. I know, I'm insane.
Speaker 3: It's so ridiculous because this woman cries on an instant.
Speaker 4: Literally yesterday we were having that physical pain, I know.
Speaker 3: But it's so funny that we can yesterday, literally yesterday,
Speaker 3: having a conversation which we'll talk about on this podcast
Speaker 3: about Rhode Island and moving and where we're gonna live,
Speaker 3: and she just starts crying because she gets so emotional
Speaker 3: so fast, literally like within five seconds of talking, because
Speaker 3: she just gets so worked up so fast that she
Speaker 3: starts crying. But then she goes to these beauty things
Speaker 3: where I go because I've gotten a facial with Ashley,
Speaker 3: and like, I'm on the verge of tears. Because I've
Speaker 3: gotten these black things.
Speaker 6: On my nose almost cries every time I get.
Speaker 3: His digging into my nose with this metal needle, and
Speaker 3: I'm like this facial Oh, it's the horrible and it's
Speaker 3: so painful because.
Speaker 6: He doesn't take care of his skin, so of course
Speaker 6: he gets in there and they have to like it.
Speaker 6: They have to bulldoze it out.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's terrible. And then there was something with my forehead.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what you did. It was a while ago.
Speaker 3: It's like zaps.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good too, No.
Speaker 4: It's good for the skin. I get it. I understand.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I just remember it was like
Speaker 3: zaps on my forehead and it's like, oh, he's talking
Speaker 3: about high frequency and it's like a little needle just
Speaker 3: like that that that that like bouncing up and down
Speaker 3: in her skin, and I'm like, this is hard.
Speaker 4: It's like a Jackham on my face.
Speaker 6: If that was Vivaci and you're fine.
Speaker 4: No, it was great. It was wonderful. Obviously this skin
Speaker 4: feels good. My point is I'm not someone who can
Speaker 4: handle beauty pain.
Speaker 3: And it's so funny that you were just you cry
Speaker 3: all the time, and yet with beauty pain, which is painful.
Speaker 4: You're like, I'm fine, I have I will never cry
Speaker 4: during this.
Speaker 6: Let me just explain to people why the fillers. I
Speaker 6: won't put it in my lips with numbing on it,
Speaker 6: so the numbing I get really puppy from numbing. So
Speaker 6: it's really hard to tell how much to put in
Speaker 6: there when I'm already super puffy from the numbing. And
Speaker 6: that's the end of the story. And I'm just like, Okay,
Speaker 6: we got it. But filler is not bad. It's about
Speaker 6: the person putting the filler in there.
Speaker 4: We go, good to know, Pacord.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, thankfully we don't really have to worry too
Speaker 5: much about that. I will say I have a very
Speaker 5: high pain tolerance. I would say higher than normal. Like
Speaker 5: when I broke my leg in Switzerland, I was just
Speaker 5: kind of like, oh, this isn't I sprained my hip,
Speaker 5: I'm going to ski down now, And then I realized
Speaker 5: I dislocated my leg and fresh my femur. But if
Speaker 5: someone tries to like braid my hair, I'm like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, this is the most painful thing I've ever
Speaker 5: felt in my life. It's weird how it's kind of
Speaker 5: flip flop like that. Because Kaitlyn also is kind of
Speaker 5: a whiss when it comes to regular physical pain. But
Speaker 5: then yet she goes out and gets all this stuff done,
Speaker 5: like the micro needling and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Does that hurt micro needling? Yeah, well they numb you
Speaker 2: for most things.
Speaker 5: Oh I see, I see. Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 5: And the tattoos, they get a lot of tattoos. Those
Speaker 5: are always feel really good.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm getting a tattoo, are you I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: I just got to figure out the day we're gonna
Speaker 3: do it, and uh yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do it. I'm gonna get a tattoo.
Speaker 5: This is big news. What's the tattoo gonna be?
Speaker 4: It is big news.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be because I love Superman and I
Speaker 3: love Tom Brady. So what I'm thinking about doing is
Speaker 3: the Superman's symbol, which I don't know the shape of it,
Speaker 3: but the outside of it, you guys, imagine the Superman symbol.
Speaker 5: It's like the diamond shape.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's a.
Speaker 3: Diamond shape, thank you. So it's a diamond shape, but
Speaker 3: instead of aness in there, it's gonna be TV twelve.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the TV twelve insignia below.
Speaker 2: Go and this is your first tattoo ever, It's gonna
Speaker 2: be my first tattoo. Wow, that's big.
Speaker 3: I can't say I'm surprised, but obviously you should never
Speaker 3: be surprised. I'll probably get more.
Speaker 5: Where's the location?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. I was thinking, do
Speaker 4: I get it on my arm? Somewhere? Do I get
Speaker 4: on my back? Actually wants it on my arm.
Speaker 3: But then I guess it would be hidden because it
Speaker 3: would be all I'll always wear, like short Steve shirts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, either the arm or the back.
Speaker 5: Listen. As someone that's got a lot of tattoos, I
Speaker 5: have nothing but support for you to get this shitty tattoo.
Speaker 4: Much appreciated.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was either gonna be this or an
Speaker 3: Instagram verified check mark.
Speaker 5: You would ever do that?
Speaker 4: That's funny, bro, Shut up man.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, that's a great I like that. I'm excited
Speaker 5: to see you get it. It's a slippery slope, though,
Speaker 5: I'm telling you're gonna get one. You're how old? Thirty four,
Speaker 5: thirty five? Yeah, gonna get one, and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden you're gonna wake up at forty years old.
Speaker 5: With a full sleeve.
Speaker 4: And dude, look at Nick Nick.
Speaker 3: I mean, I remember when he was talking about he
Speaker 3: would never get a tattoo.
Speaker 4: Now he's covered in him.
Speaker 5: Yeah he is. I've only seen pictures of him. I
Speaker 5: haven't really seen Nick in person in a long time.
Speaker 5: But yeah, he got covered quick. He got him all
Speaker 5: in like six months. It seems like, I know it
Speaker 5: was fast.
Speaker 4: So we'll see.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's probably gonna be my first one, and
Speaker 3: then I'll probably get another one too.
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 4: I'd like to get a few tattoos.
Speaker 5: I like that you are a new father and you're
Speaker 5: gonna get your first tattoo.
Speaker 4: And going through the midlfe crisis.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm gonna buy a Lamborghini next.
Speaker 5: Dude, you can afford a Lambo that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 3: No, I can't afford one, but I said I'd still
Speaker 3: purchase one. I was just it's a midlife crisis that
Speaker 3: like requires going two hundred fifty thousand dollars in debt.
Speaker 5: You're still far far away from your midlife, dude, don't worry,
Speaker 5: but you're like at a quarter life right now.
Speaker 4: Oh well thanks.
Speaker 3: Also, yeah, speaking of life, rip, Jerry Springer Haunts seventy nine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had of cancer. Did you see that?
Speaker 4: Was it? Cancer?
Speaker 5: Yeah? He had cancer?
Speaker 4: Oh dude.
Speaker 5: Also, did you know that he was the mayor of
Speaker 5: Cincinnati or something like that. I had no idea.
Speaker 3: I remember him getting into politics, Yeah, I remember him
Speaker 3: running for politics. I never remember if he won or not.
Speaker 3: It was like right around the same time that like
Speaker 3: Jesse Ventura was running for mayor from Minnesota I think
Speaker 3: it was, and then Schwarzenegger was the governor of California.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it was like all that that time when
Speaker 3: celebrities first started really getting into politics.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Jerry Springer, damn crazy man.
Speaker 3: Ashley and I talk about that all the time, like
Speaker 3: when's gonna when is it gonna start being Well, we'll
Speaker 3: know when, but it's gonna be weird when people we
Speaker 3: started growing up with start dying of old age. So
Speaker 3: like think about when like Tom Cruise passes away, hopefully
Speaker 3: when he's like one hundred and forty, but like people
Speaker 3: like that generation, when they start dying from old age,
Speaker 3: like Keanu Reeves, you know, yeah, it's like, oh Jesus,
Speaker 3: we're old.
Speaker 5: This is kind of like a This is a much
Speaker 5: smaller version of that but like in the NFL, all
Speaker 5: of the quarterbacks we grew up watching are now retiring.
Speaker 5: Like Aaron Rodgers has two years left. He's probably like
Speaker 5: the last one that we really can say is like
Speaker 5: our childhood.
Speaker 3: Quarterback, you know, one hundred percent. It's so depressing, like
Speaker 3: the idea. It's when I think about it, that's why
Speaker 3: I think I saw the sadness of Tom Brady retiring
Speaker 3: really hit home because it was like a piece of
Speaker 3: the childhood still clinging on, Like, no, Brady's still quarterback.
Speaker 3: It's like, nope, not anymore. Manning's gone. Brady's gone. You know,
Speaker 3: Farv is gone, he's gone gone for a while. Who
Speaker 3: else was like that, we don't have to talk about sports,
Speaker 3: but yeah, man crazze.
Speaker 5: I played golf here in Hawaii yesterday with so we
Speaker 5: were getting our rental car and there was this other
Speaker 5: young couple in the rental car place and this guy
Speaker 5: had a travel golf bag with him and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: and he looks like a cool guy. And I was like, Oh,
Speaker 5: what's up, man, you're playing golf?
Speaker 4: Are He's got a golf bag?
Speaker 2: He's actually I.
Speaker 5: Was like, I was like, hey, you playing golf? Are
Speaker 5: you here, like, yeah, you know, we're here for like
Speaker 5: a week. I might play some golf. I was like,
Speaker 5: can I please give you my phone number and you
Speaker 5: can text me you can play golf together.
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you get his number? He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be cool. He didn't ask for it yet,
Speaker 2: did you like.
Speaker 4: Paul, I love you? Man? Oh.
Speaker 5: I literally felt so like desperate for a friendship when
Speaker 5: I was talking to him. So I gave him my
Speaker 5: number and he finally texted me and we played golf yesterday.
Speaker 4: Great guy, he finally texted me.
Speaker 2: I was waiting, okay, We're in the retro car and
Speaker 2: Jean's like, he hasn't texted yet. He hasn't texted yet, Dane.
Speaker 5: It spent ten minutes, like thirty minutes text me, and
Speaker 5: I was sweating every single minute. And so he played
Speaker 5: golf yesterday and he's like, yeah, I'm celebrating my birthday
Speaker 5: next week. And I was like, how old are you turning?
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm turning twenty six.
Speaker 2: Well, I said, twenty five five is hurting.
Speaker 5: Twenty six And I was like, fuck, I'm getting so old.
Speaker 4: I know it's the worst, man.
Speaker 5: Oh, but Anyways, I beat him my golf. That's all
Speaker 5: that really matters. Anyways, let's talk about you, Jared. So
Speaker 5: you are having more of a midlife crisis, you're also
Speaker 5: having a locational crisis or house you want to coin it.
Speaker 5: What do you think?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's definitely a locational crisis. So obviously everybody knows
Speaker 3: that we moved to Rhode Island, my home state. I
Speaker 3: love Rhode Island so much. I love being here. I've
Speaker 3: always wanted to live here.
Speaker 4: Ashley. We've always talked about the podcast. Ashley's you know,
Speaker 4: she struggles here in Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: We're trying to make it better for there's not as
Speaker 3: much of a family dynamic as I was hoping for.
Speaker 3: Like my family's close, but she's much like in terms
Speaker 3: of the core, you know, if we live down in
Speaker 3: Virginia or anytime we go down to Virginia, it's like
Speaker 3: always spending time with her family and her sister, and
Speaker 3: there's definitely a different dynamic. And so I think it's
Speaker 3: really hitting Ashley now because we were looking at this beach.
Speaker 3: There's this private beach club that a few of our
Speaker 3: friends belonged to, and I was like, Oh, we should
Speaker 3: look into it. They were thinking about getting passes, and
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's a decent amount of money. It's like
Speaker 3: a couple thousand dollars for the whole year. Like I
Speaker 3: don't know if we're going to spend that much money,
Speaker 3: but let's go look at it. And she was just
Speaker 3: kind of having like a negative attitude about the whole thing,
Speaker 3: and so I was kind of get I'm like, what
Speaker 3: is wrong and she's like nothing, I just.
Speaker 4: Don't know, like you're gonna be able to go there.
Speaker 3: You work all the time, like I feel like home
Speaker 3: alone constantly, blah blah blah blah blah. And I can
Speaker 3: tell her just bothering her. And then she finally was
Speaker 3: just like, I just don't like living.
Speaker 4: In Rhode Island. And I was like, oh no, Like.
Speaker 3: It was the first time that she really just like adamantly,
Speaker 3: point blank said I don't like living in Rhode Island.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, oh no, so.
Speaker 4: You know I'm not.
Speaker 3: It just like begged a lot of questions in my
Speaker 3: mind because everybody always talks would you move for you know,
Speaker 3: how important is location? Would you move for the person
Speaker 3: that you love so much? And of course I would
Speaker 3: like if Ashley was like, Hey, we either get divorced
Speaker 3: or you moved to Virginia. Of course I moved to Virginia,
Speaker 3: but it makes me sad to know that she doesn't
Speaker 3: love it here and really doesn't even like it that much.
Speaker 3: And you know, it's tough because we opened Audrey's and
Speaker 3: I work there all the time, and I get it,
Speaker 3: like a lot of my time and effort goes into there.
Speaker 3: But it was just something that we both read upon
Speaker 3: when we first opened it. And it's definitely getting better,
Speaker 3: but it's it's time consuming, especially you know, it's a restaurant,
Speaker 3: so it's open Saturday and Sunday, so it's not like
Speaker 3: every Saturday Sunday I can just do whatever I want,
Speaker 3: Like I kind of kind of have to hop in
Speaker 3: and out because those are really busy times and I
Speaker 3: want to show face. And it's so funny. We were
Speaker 3: talking about this and she's like, you need to make
Speaker 3: sure that you have like more weekends off because that's
Speaker 3: the only time our friends can hang out, or you know,
Speaker 3: if you want me to try to form a friend group,
Speaker 3: like we need to focus on that.
Speaker 4: Like I totally get it.
Speaker 3: And then she was also saying how there's no time
Speaker 3: to just be spontaneous and like, hey, let's go to
Speaker 3: Boston today. And I said, yeah, but that kind of
Speaker 3: comes with the territory of just adding more responsibility to
Speaker 3: our lives. You know, I e a kid and a business.
Speaker 3: You know, you can't be as spontaneous as we once before.
Speaker 3: We can go to Boston, but like, we really have
Speaker 3: to plan it, and it's tough, especially if we bring Dawson,
Speaker 3: like it's nap time. We have to bring whole food,
Speaker 3: Like there's a whole thing to it. So and it
Speaker 3: was ironic because we were walking on the you know,
Speaker 3: we the whole point when we were going to see
Speaker 3: this beach club was like, oh, well, you know, I
Speaker 3: have some time tonight. I got home from work and
Speaker 3: was like, let's it's pretty nice out. Let's go take
Speaker 3: the dog in Dawson for a walk by the water.
Speaker 3: And so we were walking by the water and it's
Speaker 3: really nice and we were talking about Rhode Island and
Speaker 3: how she just doesn't she I don't think she really
Speaker 3: wants to be here for that much longer.
Speaker 4: She really wants to move home. She misses her family.
Speaker 3: It would probably be either Virginia or La she actually
Speaker 3: she much prefers living in LA to Rhode Island, and
Speaker 3: she prefers living in Virginia to Rhode Island. So it's like,
Speaker 3: out of the three places, three locations, Virginia, Rhode Island,
Speaker 3: or La. Rhode Island's definitely the last on the list
Speaker 3: for her. And before we had a kid, it was different.
Speaker 3: I think she always thought like, oh, I could live anywhere,
Speaker 3: you know, because she has moved around. She lives in
Speaker 3: New York, she lived in Virginia, Jersey, La. She's kind
Speaker 3: of been all over the place, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I could live anywhere. Like there's no I have no
Speaker 3: you know, heart in setting in establishing roots in one place.
Speaker 3: So Rhode Island's fine by me, but now doing it
Speaker 3: and then having a kid, and then you know, having
Speaker 3: Dawson not be able to be around her parents as
Speaker 3: much or her sister as much when there's like her
Speaker 3: sister's over her parents' house all the time and they're
Speaker 3: always hanging out, and Ashley's the one who's not always
Speaker 3: hanging out because she.
Speaker 4: Lives in Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: And I think that's really really starting to weigh on
Speaker 3: her more and more and more as time goes on,
Speaker 3: especially having a son who's just you know, not being
Speaker 3: able to fit into that family dynamic unless we traveled there,
Speaker 3: which is like probably once every five six weeks or so,
Speaker 3: still a lot, but not as much as she wants. Anyway,
Speaker 3: Circling back when we were doing the walk, it was
Speaker 3: so funny because we were walking up and down the
Speaker 3: street talking about Audrey's and how she like, I need
Speaker 3: to start stepping away from it more more and more
Speaker 3: because it's just she feels very lonely here in Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: And we walked past this couple and they're like, oh, Jared,
Speaker 3: I love Audrey so much. And he was like, you know,
Speaker 3: he's like, it's crazy. You know, first someone went in there,
Speaker 3: I saw you working there, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 3: it really makes a difference seeing you know, going in,
Speaker 3: seeing the owner, just like, you know, you made my sandwich.
Speaker 3: And of course Ashley's like, you got to be freaking
Speaker 3: kidding right now, like script it out of a movie,
Speaker 3: almost unbelievable. So I was like, oh boy, she didn't
Speaker 3: like thank you so much, thank you so and they
Speaker 3: were so nice.
Speaker 4: And of course that was the sweetest thing.
Speaker 3: And and Ashley recognized that too, But yeah, it's tough, man.
Speaker 3: I don't know what exactly we're gonna do because Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: It's it's weird when I don't know if you guys
Speaker 3: can relate, But there's that I always think about movies
Speaker 3: and times like this because I always just think about movies.
Speaker 4: But there's this.
Speaker 3: There's a line in Rocky Balboa where Paulie, who's Rocky,
Speaker 3: his brother in law, is talking about this meat shop
Speaker 3: that he works in. Everybody knows the scene where Rocky
Speaker 3: goes in in the first movie and he used the
Speaker 3: uses the cows like ribs as a punching bag. But anyway,
Speaker 3: so Paulie still works at that same place, and you
Speaker 3: talking about like when you're in a place for so long,
Speaker 3: you become a part of that place, Like you just
Speaker 3: become a part of that. And weirdly enough, like I
Speaker 3: feel like, because of my pride and love for my
Speaker 3: home state, like there's this I feel like this is
Speaker 3: my place, you know. So it's weird thinking about not
Speaker 3: being here by you know, at least in the long run.
Speaker 3: Of course, when we were in La there's always an
Speaker 3: endgame to move back here, and and so.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I don't know what we're going
Speaker 4: to do. I don't think we can move back to LA.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could move back to la and
Speaker 3: I could live in Virginia, I think, but I'd be
Speaker 3: kind of sad about it. And then we think about,
Speaker 3: you know, should we compromise and move somewhere in the middle,
Speaker 3: And I feel like that defeats the purpose.
Speaker 5: As well, because let's both be miserable.
Speaker 3: Exactly, so instead of one of us getting where we
Speaker 3: want to live, like, we just move in the middle,
Speaker 3: somewhere in you know, New York or Pennsylvania or something.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I that doesn't make sense to me either.
Speaker 3: You know, it's all just the beginning stages. But yesterday
Speaker 3: was the first time where I think it really clicked
Speaker 3: in my head though, Like I don't know if we'll
Speaker 3: live in Rhode Island for the rest of our lives,
Speaker 3: and I guess I've always envisioned that, especially when we
Speaker 3: moved back. Our plan was like this is I would
Speaker 3: always joke around with Ashley and be like, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: it's kind of funny, but like this is the place
Speaker 3: you know we're gonna die, And.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2: If you guys were to move, what would happened to Audrey's?
Speaker 2: Would you keep it open and just like hire another you.
Speaker 4: I that's a great question. I don't think.
Speaker 3: I mean, it really depends if Audrey's was profitable enough
Speaker 3: to keep open, which it's not right now. But you know,
Speaker 3: restaurants in the first couple of years don't really make
Speaker 3: that much money, and we're still working towards that.
Speaker 4: But that's tough.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I also love what I love
Speaker 3: the sense of community of owning a restaurant or established
Speaker 3: like that, so but it does take up so much
Speaker 3: my time and effort and we don't make money from it,
Speaker 3: so it is you know, Ashley gets very frustrated at that,
Speaker 3: which I totally understand because it just sucks money, time, effort,
Speaker 3: and uh happiness.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: But I I haven't thought about whether I keep Ogeries
Speaker 3: open or not. I think the more like the biggest
Speaker 3: thing I've been thinking about a lot is just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think even though she doesn't have a like my family,
Speaker 3: it's just like our my family dynamic is so much
Speaker 3: different than her family dynamic. So it's it's hard to relate,
Speaker 3: but it is tough because every time we go back home,
Speaker 3: like her parents are just her mom is so involved
Speaker 3: and her sister is so involved. You know, we just
Speaker 3: don't have that here, Like my parents are involved, but
Speaker 3: in my sister is evolved. But like everybody's got their
Speaker 3: own stuff going on, and there's not like this real
Speaker 3: true effort, like every every day they talk, every day
Speaker 3: they FaceTime, and if we live there, every day they'd
Speaker 3: see each other or like do something. It's crazy, it's wonderful,
Speaker 3: but it's just different. Yeah, do you have a place
Speaker 3: that you I know you guys live in Vegas? Like,
Speaker 3: are you both happy to live in Vegas for the
Speaker 3: rest of your lives?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I don't think Yeah, I could.
Speaker 5: Live there for this. No, I'm just kidding. No, it's
Speaker 5: it's kind of the It's funny too, because you mentioned
Speaker 5: a lot of these things, and I was thinking to
Speaker 5: myself the whole time, like it's got to be tough
Speaker 5: for I guess it's more so Ashley than it is you.
Speaker 5: But like you know, you come on this podcast once
Speaker 5: a wee can talk to us, and here we are
Speaker 5: both unemployed without a child and we can just travel
Speaker 5: to Japan and Hawaii for two weeks and not have
Speaker 5: to really worry about anything.
Speaker 3: Oh honestly, that thought never even crossed my mind. Like
Speaker 3: you guys, Oh my god, yeah, you guys, travel, be happy.
Speaker 4: Do we want to do?
Speaker 3: Like Audrew's was my decision, Ashley and I having a
Speaker 3: kid was our decision, you know, like everything that we've
Speaker 3: done is our decision, and it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 4: It's wonderful.
Speaker 3: Like I do love owning a business, and obviously Dawson
Speaker 3: has brought us so much happiness to enjoy. But with
Speaker 3: anything in life, and any parent can tell you, or
Speaker 3: any business or owner can tell you, is that there's
Speaker 3: just a lot of negatives to it as well. But
Speaker 3: you just have to you know, it depends on your personality,
Speaker 3: if you have the work ethic, if you have you know,
Speaker 3: the passion to do what you're doing, both with parenting
Speaker 3: and being a business owner. You know, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of pride that comes with it. So but yeah, no,
Speaker 3: like we give that.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not saying you give a about it, but
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, you know, like it's it's just interesting dynamic.
Speaker 5: We're not going to stay in Vegas forever. We're not
Speaker 5: going to stay in Vegas forever.
Speaker 2: We want to buy a house in Denver. Like I
Speaker 2: think we both want to be in Colorado.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I mean I love Colorado, Kaitlin, What did
Speaker 5: you say the other like you said like last month,
Speaker 5: You're like, well, it's always been your dream to live
Speaker 5: in Colorado, hasn't it. And I was like, yeah, like
Speaker 5: I would love to live in Colorado similarly like my
Speaker 5: Colorado's my Rhode Island, you know. Yeah, granted where I
Speaker 5: would want to live. The houses are all two million
Speaker 5: dollars and there's no way we could afford one of those,
Speaker 5: which is something.
Speaker 2: No, they're like twenty million dollars.
Speaker 5: They're very expensive, and so we would have to compromise,
Speaker 5: I guess, and live outside of that area. But Calin
Speaker 5: was like, well, it's your dream to live in Colorado,
Speaker 5: and I was like, well, I don't want us to
Speaker 5: do something because you think it's my dream. Because while yeah,
Speaker 5: I could see myself spending the rest of my life
Speaker 5: in Colorado, I don't want I don't want us to
Speaker 5: move there because I want to move there, you know,
Speaker 5: because there's a lot of responsibility for like similar to you,
Speaker 5: like you bring Ashley in the family in der Rhode Island,
Speaker 5: you feel like you have a bit of a responsibility
Speaker 5: or a burden to make them love it as much
Speaker 5: as you do.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 2: But two things. It's like, one, if we're not happy,
Speaker 2: we can always move. And when we moved to Vegas, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe, but my grandparents. We moved to Vegas because
Speaker 2: my grandparents are there.
Speaker 4: Oh, your grandparents are in Colorinda. I think your grandparents
Speaker 4: are in Vegas.
Speaker 2: No, so they're in Vegas. The reason we moved to
Speaker 2: Vegas was because they're not because they're there, but it helped.
Speaker 2: And I didn't realize, like moving to La how nice
Speaker 2: it is to have family close. And now they're moving
Speaker 2: to Denver, so it would be nice to have them
Speaker 2: still there. And we're closer to Dean's brothers. So I
Speaker 2: just I think it's like family makes a huge difference
Speaker 2: in where you live.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I would live. I would love to
Speaker 5: live closer to my brothers. You know, we moved to
Speaker 5: Las Vegas to be closer to someone, Kaylen's family, but
Speaker 5: even then we only saw them once every like two weeks.
Speaker 2: That's because we're never home.
Speaker 5: That's because we're never at home, and if we move
Speaker 5: close to my brothers, we would see them once every
Speaker 5: two weeks maybe too. Like we're just not very We're
Speaker 5: not as close to our families as like an Ashley
Speaker 5: or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So, Kaylen, if Dean was not involved, if you weren't
Speaker 3: with Dean, wit, where do you think you'd want to
Speaker 3: end up?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I hate Virginia. I'm also not
Speaker 2: like Ashley. I will never move back to Virginia. Okay,
Speaker 2: it is like not a place for me. I was
Speaker 2: so unhappy when I lived there. And my family's been
Speaker 2: talking about moving to Denver. So it's like my mom
Speaker 2: wants to move there, my grandparents moving there. So it
Speaker 2: just like I don't know, it just like kind of
Speaker 2: weirdly fits. Like he wants to be in Colorado. I've
Speaker 2: always loved Colorado. Like the cold is not that appealing
Speaker 2: to me, so ideally I'd like to live somewhere warmer,
Speaker 2: but I don't. I really think family is way more
Speaker 2: important when you're moving, like to consider than I thought.
Speaker 5: Well, Kaitlin fails to realize I know gets cold in Virginia,
Speaker 5: but it gets far colder in Colorado.
Speaker 2: Well, I've been talking to Jess about this a lot,
Speaker 2: Ben's wife, and because she moved from Tennessee to Denver,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, if Jess can do it, I can
Speaker 2: do it. And she's been giving me a lot of tips.
Speaker 5: So I mean, I just got to say, every time
Speaker 5: we visit a cold state, whether it be Colorado or Montana.
Speaker 2: You're not You're always so negative.
Speaker 5: I don't want to say you're miserable, but you definitely
Speaker 5: thrive in warmer weather, for sure.
Speaker 2: But I'll be fine in a winter. I lived in Virginia.
Speaker 2: We have winters. I know you don't think we do,
Speaker 2: but we do.
Speaker 5: It gets cold in Colorado.
Speaker 2: I know, why are you so negative?
Speaker 5: I'm not. I just want to make sure. I just
Speaker 5: don't think you fully understand how cold it can get
Speaker 5: in Colorado.
Speaker 2: I have tiught.
Speaker 5: And it's one thing to visit a place for like
Speaker 5: a weekend and be like, oh it's cold. It's another
Speaker 5: thing to live through a winter in Colorado when the
Speaker 5: sun is only for six hours and it's minus ten
Speaker 5: degrees all they want, and that's a thing. You're going
Speaker 5: to be miserable. I'm just saying it's a big.
Speaker 2: I keep going back to, like, if we're unhappy, we
Speaker 2: can move, But Jeredy said, it's not that easy.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not that easy because what if Dean doesn't
Speaker 3: want to move out of Colorado once he's there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty I'm pretty easy. I'll live anywhere. If
Speaker 5: Kaylyn's like, I want to live in rural Iowa, I'd
Speaker 5: be like, all right, let's go for it. Let's see
Speaker 5: what happens.
Speaker 2: That's true, you're pretty easy Alaska.
Speaker 5: I don't really have many restrictions to my lifestyle. You know,
Speaker 5: as long as there's like a good international airport somewhere
Speaker 5: close by, I'll be happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're fine. Well, obviously it depends because right now
Speaker 3: I think we're going through the point of it because
Speaker 3: moving location is a big part of it. But Dawson
Speaker 3: is also a huge part of it, because you know, Kaylen,
Speaker 3: you guys were talking about winters and like, I'll be
Speaker 3: fine in cold weather. If you guys do have kids,
Speaker 3: one day, it will be different because it's like you're
Speaker 3: gonna be you know, you're not gonna be able to
Speaker 3: just like, oh it's cold.
Speaker 4: We'll go skiing or snowboarding.
Speaker 3: Or well, we'll have fun, We'll have fun little ventures
Speaker 3: because it's you know, you have responsibilities and you have
Speaker 3: a kid, and there's just a lot more difficulty of
Speaker 3: like do I even want to drag our son up
Speaker 3: to this thing because he's gonna hate it and cry
Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna be miserable. It's kind of like
Speaker 3: the talk we have every time we go, Like Ashley's like,
Speaker 3: we should go out to dinner, and I'm like, I know,
Speaker 3: but it's tough bringing Dawson because we're gonna bring him there,
Speaker 3: and the first half hours is gonna be us entertaining
Speaker 3: him and trying to get the food out for him
Speaker 3: as quick as possible. And then once he eats and
Speaker 3: he's done eating and our food comes, I feel bad
Speaker 3: because then I'm gonna put the phone in front of
Speaker 3: him because he's going to lose his mind and we
Speaker 3: just have to eat food. And so we eat as
Speaker 3: fast as we can and they're like, oh, okay, that
Speaker 3: was nice. Let's get a check and get the hell
Speaker 3: out of here, and I'm like, it's not that.
Speaker 4: Enjoyable for me.
Speaker 3: So it's like those that's It definitely changes when you
Speaker 3: have kids and not for the better, for not for worse,
Speaker 3: because there's so many great things that have happened in
Speaker 3: our lives because of the and that little things that
Speaker 3: add up every day, you know, throughout just even seeing him,
Speaker 3: like like, there's nothing that brings me more joy than
Speaker 3: when he's crying for no reason, because he's just crying.
Speaker 3: And then I'll literally just play peekaboo with him for
Speaker 3: a second and his entire face changes, where he goes
Speaker 3: from crying to being the happiest thing alive. And just
Speaker 3: knowing that I have the capability and power to do
Speaker 3: in that of literally just going behind the wall and
Speaker 3: then popping back out, there's something special in there. And
Speaker 3: those moments throughout the day is what makes parenting so incredible.
Speaker 3: But of course there's so many moments throughout the day
Speaker 3: that also or throughout your life that make it so
Speaker 3: much harder because everything just becomes harder once you have
Speaker 3: a kid. And then obviously we opened Audrey's, which makes
Speaker 3: things even you know, more difficult on top of that,
Speaker 3: because I feel a certain level of responsibility to ensure
Speaker 3: that I'm there and I can make sure that this
Speaker 3: business is running because you know, I've put so much
Speaker 3: stake into it.
Speaker 4: But it's interesting. I'm very interested to see what happens
Speaker 4: with you guys. Because you're one.
Speaker 3: You'll be fine, obviously, but it will be interesting to
Speaker 3: see where you guys end up. If you guys do
Speaker 3: have kids, how that evolves your relationship, especially after you
Speaker 3: get married this year, and are you going to establish
Speaker 3: more roots or because you're such travelers, or if you
Speaker 3: guys are gonna still be able to just like travel
Speaker 3: with your child and see how that goes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, child's gonna live in the van. The baby's gonna
Speaker 5: live in the van. He's gonna be happy, I say he.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's gonna be a year. I
Speaker 5: hope she. She's gonna be really happy.
Speaker 4: I feel like both of you are just boy like.
Speaker 4: I just get boy vibes.
Speaker 5: I'm girl.
Speaker 2: I want a boy so bad.
Speaker 5: I want a girl, boy girl dad all the way.
Speaker 5: I do want to live in a place like Colorado
Speaker 5: with a baby. If we do have a baby, obviously
Speaker 5: big if probably not gonna.
Speaker 2: Happen, but oh, just keep going. You always do this.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I want to be able to get that baby on
Speaker 5: some skis one they're one year old and like, you know,
Speaker 5: go up into the mountains and do a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 5: Because I feel like growing up in Colorado has opened
Speaker 5: up so many doors to be outside and appreciate the
Speaker 5: ad doors. And if you get them started at a
Speaker 5: young age, you just like build up that foundation for
Speaker 5: that enjoying that lifestyle. And like they're too young to
Speaker 5: realize how much they hate it, shure they'll cry and
Speaker 5: do all these things. But if you're making them ski
Speaker 5: and not making if you're letting them ski and taking
Speaker 5: them on hikes and doing all these things with them
Speaker 5: at a young age and interesting grains that in them,
Speaker 5: I feel like Colorado is one of those places where
Speaker 5: you can really do that, like with the access to
Speaker 5: the outdoors, you know. So that's why Las Vegas is
Speaker 5: not a long term solution for us, because there is
Speaker 5: great outdoors stuff there, but and great people come from
Speaker 5: Las Vegas. I have not met many people that grew
Speaker 5: up in Las Vegas where I'm like, oh, you seem
Speaker 5: very level headed and rational, really, But Colorado I think
Speaker 5: produces a fair amount of those. And granted my sample
Speaker 5: size is much smaller for Las Vegas than it is
Speaker 5: for Colorado, so maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2: But no, I do agree. One of Dean's best friends
Speaker 2: I was talking to his girlfriend and he also grew
Speaker 2: up in or Colorado, and we're like, Colorado people are
Speaker 2: just like raised so different, Like they just have this
Speaker 2: freedom because it's safe and they're able to like explore
Speaker 2: and do all these things, and they're just like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, kind of cooler people. So I want my
Speaker 2: kid to be.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. One of the biggest hurdles for me
Speaker 5: to overcome going on The Bachelor and still overcoming now
Speaker 5: is growing up in a mountaintown in Colorado makes you
Speaker 5: a certain way, and a lot of people perceive it
Speaker 5: as like a weird way. I'm I'm like normal when it.
Speaker 3: Comes to growing up in a college and they confuse,
Speaker 3: what this weird Colorado raising of childrens is all about?
Speaker 4: How are you guys different?
Speaker 5: I'm I'm I'm like maybe even watered down as far
Speaker 5: as like growing up where I grew up, Like, I'm
Speaker 5: not just normal, I'm like aggressively normal to the point
Speaker 5: where I wish I was as weird as a lot
Speaker 5: of the friends that I grew up with.
Speaker 2: But is that because you had all this freedom at
Speaker 2: a young age or what.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying that people that grow up in small
Speaker 5: mountain towns in Colorado are a certain way and like
Speaker 5: they have certain mindsets. Like all of my best friends
Speaker 5: from home share my views on like kids and being
Speaker 5: weird and like saying weird things and doing weird stuff,
Speaker 5: like to the point where it's just it's second nature
Speaker 5: to me. But then I say it to our audience,
Speaker 5: which you know, a lot of people don't get the
Speaker 5: chance to grow up in a mountaintown and it sounds weird.
Speaker 4: You're because it's this mountain you're making. You're making mountain people.
Speaker 3: These these mountain people from Colorado sound like the people
Speaker 3: from the hills have eyes and there's been like five
Speaker 3: generations of inbreeding.
Speaker 5: They're the it's the They're the best people in the world.
Speaker 5: I love them so much. But it's just a completely
Speaker 5: different lifestyle that unless you grow up in it, or
Speaker 5: you have been lucky enough to live in it, you
Speaker 5: will never fully understand because it does just breed a
Speaker 5: different type of person, for better or for worse. I'm
Speaker 5: not saying it's necessarily better, but like.
Speaker 2: All of my frisk giving specifics, all of my.
Speaker 5: Friends from home that you've met, They're like, they're just
Speaker 5: different versions of me, but maybe like more amplified in
Speaker 5: certain ways.
Speaker 3: Well, Caylin, what do you think, because you also that
Speaker 3: you find Colorado people a little different, which is why
Speaker 3: you want to have your child grow up in Colorado.
Speaker 4: So they're cool. What do you think they're so cool?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well I just think like so Dean was taking Dean
Speaker 2: Love's public transportation. We were talking about this in Japan.
Speaker 2: He was taking the bus by himself at like two,
Speaker 2: three years old, four four three. I was like four,
Speaker 2: You said four.
Speaker 5: I was taking Well we moved to Colorado when I
Speaker 5: was like four. I was taking public transit when I
Speaker 5: was like maybe nine or ten.
Speaker 2: Okay, then you exaggerated. You told me you came back
Speaker 2: from ski and you pooped your pants.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I would put my pants lot.
Speaker 5: That was like when I was six.
Speaker 4: I'm confused, So hold on, what is this story?
Speaker 3: So when you were six you pooped your pants and
Speaker 3: then what you took a train back by yourself.
Speaker 5: Well, we were talking about pooping pants and I was like,
Speaker 5: I used to poop my pants once a week, and
Speaker 5: it was always I would go ski for the day.
Speaker 5: But this wasn't public transit. This was like there was
Speaker 5: like a ski bus that they would like a school
Speaker 5: bus for the skiing instructors and stuff. And I would
Speaker 5: get home from the day around like two or three pm,
Speaker 5: and I have such vivid memories of this, and the
Speaker 5: bus woud drop me off like two hundre yards from
Speaker 5: my house and every time I get off the bus
Speaker 5: having to poop really bad. A seven year old six
Speaker 5: year old walk into the house like fast walking with
Speaker 5: all my ski gear on, and I would always get
Speaker 5: like forty yards away from my front door and just
Speaker 5: poop my pants. And I physically remember this is way
Speaker 5: too much inform me. I'm going I'm in it. We're
Speaker 5: gonna remember the feeling of just a turd being in
Speaker 5: my ski pants because they're big pants and you got
Speaker 5: these boots on so it catches like in your knee
Speaker 5: slash calf region. And I just have these distinct memories
Speaker 5: of so many turds being caught in my poop pants
Speaker 5: and my ski pants, my poop pants, your pants, my
Speaker 5: poop pants, And uh, I want my kid to be
Speaker 5: able to experience this.
Speaker 3: Dude, I was so dramatic when I had to poop
Speaker 3: a kid on the school I was so dramatic every
Speaker 3: I feel so bad. I feel so stupid now thinking
Speaker 3: about those times when I was like ten years old
Speaker 3: and my mom would pick me up from the car
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I have to poop right now, and
Speaker 3: she'd be driving as fast as she could through the
Speaker 3: backstreets trying to.
Speaker 4: Get me home.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm not gonna make it,
Speaker 3: like I need to go right now.
Speaker 4: I need to go right now.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I got If Dawson does that, I'm like, listen, bro,
Speaker 3: just fucking poop your pants if you have pants, just relax.
Speaker 4: My really so over dramatic about it.
Speaker 5: I mean I still do the same thing. We're driving
Speaker 5: home from dinner or something. I'm like, Kaylen, I got
Speaker 5: a poop right now?
Speaker 2: No really, And he makes me pull over?
Speaker 4: Oh pull over? You just poop on the side of
Speaker 4: the road.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 5: I just ordered Can I talk about what I just bought?
Speaker 2: So so you're so all over the place.
Speaker 5: I'm excited about this. It was one of my favors.
Speaker 5: I haven't used it yet. I just ordered it. I
Speaker 5: haven't gotten or received it yet, but so I'm I'm
Speaker 5: hiking all of the fourteen ers in Colorado before a
Speaker 5: wedding fifty four to go, and I'm driving the truck,
Speaker 5: and I'm building out the truck so I could like
Speaker 5: access these like hard mountain passes on the truck versus
Speaker 5: the van. And there's this thing, this toilet seat that
Speaker 5: you plug into the trailer's hitch receiver on the on
Speaker 5: a car or a truck, whatever it is. So you
Speaker 5: plug it into the trailer hitch and it just is
Speaker 5: like a toilet seat, and so you can just poop anywhere.
Speaker 5: So if like that said, I'm driving down the road
Speaker 5: and I got a pooperly bad, I just take the
Speaker 5: toilet out and plug it into the hitch receiver. Boom,
Speaker 5: instant toilet isn't awesome.
Speaker 2: There's no privacy.
Speaker 5: No, there's no privacy at all. We just have to go.
Speaker 5: So you dig a hole, you could dig a hole,
Speaker 5: preferably you would like do it in like a plastic
Speaker 5: bag or something.
Speaker 4: Hold on, why does it need to be plugged in.
Speaker 5: It's not plugged It's like it's just like that creates
Speaker 5: the base for it to sit on. So instead of
Speaker 5: like setting it up on the ground, it's like a
Speaker 5: floating toilet seat that you plug into your hitch receiver.
Speaker 2: Because previously he would go up against a tree and
Speaker 2: then squat.
Speaker 5: It was that one time we talked about on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I was driving through Utah with you, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I got a poop bad. So I turned off the
Speaker 5: side of the road and.
Speaker 2: I just leaned against the van right before the podcast.
Speaker 5: That was right before the podcast. So I turned leaning
Speaker 5: against the van and pooped.
Speaker 3: How does it make any difference. You're still pooping in
Speaker 3: a hole in the ground. It's not like it's a toilet.
Speaker 5: Well, you're sitting comfortably like you went on a toilet.
Speaker 5: That's the big difference.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then there's like a gap between the toilet seat
Speaker 3: and the ground, so your poop is literally just like
Speaker 3: plopping into your poop.
Speaker 5: Does that into it?
Speaker 2: I think that's enough poop it is.
Speaker 5: I'm excited about it. I'll send you guys pictures once
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 3: I really want to see this thing because I don't
Speaker 3: understand how this is a good purchase.
Speaker 5: Oh my, and it was eighty dollars and eighty dollars
Speaker 5: that's a little expensive. But I want to treat myself
Speaker 5: out there. But yeah, so that's anyways, maybe we can
Speaker 5: focus on that for a second. So I'm going to
Speaker 5: climb all the fourteen ers in Colorado. Have we talked
Speaker 5: about this.
Speaker 2: On the podcast probably like twenty times.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I'm just excited. I'm excited to do this.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be really fun. I start on May twenty third.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be my first summit.
Speaker 2: Tean keeps asking me if I want to join, and
Speaker 2: no part of me wants to, And I'm going.
Speaker 5: To stop asking because the last thing I want is
Speaker 5: for you to come and join me for one of
Speaker 5: them and be absolutely miserably.
Speaker 2: The entire time I think I would be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So anyways, that's that's my That's my toilet seat story,
Speaker 5: and I'm excited for it, and I hope you guys
Speaker 5: can share it with me and my excitement for just
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for you.
Speaker 4: I would be excited if I thought it was a
Speaker 4: better product I got.
Speaker 5: Since you see it, you'll understand.
Speaker 3: Maybe I just don't if i'm if i'm if I
Speaker 3: have to dig my own hole with or without a
Speaker 3: toilet seat.
Speaker 4: The toilet seat is not making a difference for me.
Speaker 3: You know, if I got to go outside and dig
Speaker 3: a hole, I almost don't want to toilet seed at
Speaker 3: that point because I want to get it done as
Speaker 3: fast as humanly possible.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. This just ties back into growing
Speaker 5: up in a mountain town and how normal it.
Speaker 4: Is exactly us Rhode Islanders have water.
Speaker 5: You guys are missing out. Oh okay. Another thing that
Speaker 5: goes back to the mountaintown thing. Views on marriage and relationships.
Speaker 5: You know a lot of people want to just be
Speaker 5: in lifelong relationships and don't really see the need to
Speaker 5: get married growing up in mountain towns.
Speaker 2: But some of your friends have gotten married and have kids,
Speaker 2: so they've changed their perspective.
Speaker 5: The friends that have gotten married, there's the few of
Speaker 5: them that have. They have been dating their girlfriend for
Speaker 5: twelve years and they got married on year eleven. Your
Speaker 5: brother Brad was one of them, dated Ashley for nine
Speaker 5: years before they got married. Ross is a little different, obviously.
Speaker 3: But are you trying to say that Caitlin is not
Speaker 3: is making you less and less of a mountain man every.
Speaker 5: Year thousand percent? But also, I lived in Los Angeles
Speaker 5: for I like did the absolute taboo thing to do
Speaker 5: is moving to Los Angeles like the Iron Junk.
Speaker 3: And maybe going on the TV show where you could
Speaker 3: potentially get engaged after you know, six weeks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was definitely. That was more of like my
Speaker 5: friends were just ragging me for that, which I'm sure
Speaker 5: a lot of us did. But yeah, Oh, by the way,
Speaker 5: can we just give a quick congratulations to Becca and
Speaker 5: Thomas they just see so that quick congradulat the guy
Speaker 5: that I played golf with the other day works at
Speaker 5: the fire department in Reno with Becca's ex fiance Garrett. Oh,
Speaker 5: small world, the odds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited for them to have their baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm so excited for them.
Speaker 3: I've only met Thomas once, and I've met Becca a
Speaker 3: few times and she's so sweet.
Speaker 4: But I met Thomas at Ben's wedding.
Speaker 3: Oh Sam, Yeah, the one I saw Udina for five
Speaker 3: seconds and then you ditch Kaylen because you were like sick.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget that. You're just wearing a mask and
Speaker 4: I'm like, why is he?
Speaker 3: I'll see him in a few And then I saw
Speaker 3: Calen and I talked to him for like an hour
Speaker 3: and a half, maybe not for like forty minutes about
Speaker 3: Spider Man and how No Way Home was coming out,
Speaker 3: and the rumor that Toby McGuire Andrew Garfield was back
Speaker 3: at Spider Man. I'm like, this guy is a six
Speaker 3: foot eight, beautiful giant nerd.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: So it's so funny and I feel like we've talked
Speaker 2: about this before. But like the way that the Bachelor
Speaker 2: can edit people, and like your perception of them. I
Speaker 2: thought Thomas was going to be such a jerk, and
Speaker 2: then I met him. He's so kind, he's so sweet,
Speaker 2: like just a great guy, and it seems like he
Speaker 2: treats Becca super well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he seems he seems like a gentle giant.
Speaker 3: Yeah warm, So yeah, super excited for them.
Speaker 4: Congratulations both Becca and Thomas.
Speaker 5: I was trying to remember are they Are they married
Speaker 5: or just engaged?
Speaker 2: Engaged?
Speaker 4: Engaged? That's why I wonder if it was.
Speaker 5: A surprise, yeah, oh yeah, Are you going to their wedding?
Speaker 5: I would imagine you guys probably are you No?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I mean we have we have been invited, so that
Speaker 4: would be.
Speaker 5: No neither if we I don't expect us to get invited, obviously,
Speaker 5: but I thought you guys might.
Speaker 4: No we're not.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think I don't think actually really, I mean,
Speaker 3: we obviously follow each other on Instagram, and anytime we
Speaker 3: see them, you know, we're always chumping.
Speaker 4: They're very sweet people, but no, we're not like that close.
Speaker 4: We'll end on that awkward note.
Speaker 5: We'll end on that awkward note. I'm going to send you,
Speaker 5: guys a link to this toilet seat because it is primo.
Speaker 4: Thank you to the group chat.
Speaker 5: We really didn't get to cover everything that we wanted
Speaker 5: to cover today, which is unfortunate. But when you're stuck
Speaker 5: with only an hour a week, you kind of just
Speaker 5: go off on tangents. So that's that's what we're known
Speaker 5: for here. I hope we suck at being newlyweds. But
Speaker 5: thank you guys for listening. Were we had some emails
Speaker 5: we wanted to get too, we didn't get the chance
Speaker 5: to do that.
Speaker 2: We didn't even talk about Japan, we didn't talk about Hawaii.
Speaker 5: We didn't got to talk about Japan or Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Maybe we've got a great episode coming up next week.
Speaker 5: Baby, Maybe we'll do a separate segment of just us too,
Speaker 5: because that way we can get us Oh I gave
Speaker 5: Caitlin her new engagement ring. If you want to show
Speaker 5: the crowd, yeah, because by the time this airs, I'll
Speaker 5: let to posted the video, so we'll put it close.
Speaker 3: To Oh yeah, I want to see it. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's gorgeous. It's so pretty, it's so pretty. Hold on,
Speaker 3: so you bought a brand new ring.
Speaker 5: Well, I got a sponsored ad from a brilliant Earth.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for supplying the ring.
Speaker 2: It is my fourth ring, her.
Speaker 5: Fourth ring, and definitely her last fourth ring.
Speaker 2: So I've got the one I'm wearing. This is number four.
Speaker 2: Number three was the replica. Number two is my middle finger,
Speaker 2: that's post he proposed with, and then number one is
Speaker 2: the one that's still lost.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I gave her her fourth ring in Japan.
Speaker 5: Fourth and final What where did the the third one
Speaker 5: come from? Lost?
Speaker 3: The first one replica you engaged or you you engage
Speaker 3: with the middle ring proposed with?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I got just like a replica ring.
Speaker 5: She was embarrassed by how small no ring.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Dean wouldn't let me show anyone. Who's like, don't
Speaker 2: show anyone, You're not allowed to show anyone.
Speaker 5: But I wanted you to secretly be like, I don't care.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 2: So I said I don't care, and you're like, no.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be like, put me in my place
Speaker 5: and say, I don't care if it's small. I don't
Speaker 5: care if you if it's small or what did you
Speaker 5: say little?
Speaker 3: The cutest little ring, the cutest little ring, the guy
Speaker 3: with the cutest little arms.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we didn't get to talk about your pan
Speaker 5: or anything, but I did. It wasn't a reproposal or anything,
Speaker 5: but I did give her her new ring, and I thought.
Speaker 2: He was going to do it in Hawaii, so it
Speaker 2: really caught me off guard.
Speaker 5: Whatever, Oh my god, you saw it coming a mile away?
Speaker 2: No, I really didn't. That very really surprised me.
Speaker 5: We can talk about that next week because I also
Speaker 5: want to hear it from Jared how him and Ashley
Speaker 5: traveled together. Because Cale and I love each other very much.
Speaker 5: Sometimes we don't travel the best together.
Speaker 2: We traveled great together. We can talk about it next week.
Speaker 2: But I have talked about getting off birth control in
Speaker 2: my hormones and my body have been out of whack.
Speaker 2: My periods have been so painful, my cramps, my pmssing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: Pretty are you guys, pmss, are you guys not not scared?
Speaker 3: Scared would be the wrong term, but like now that
Speaker 3: you're off birth control, Kayla, is you know, like, are you.
Speaker 2: I'm using my app to track and I'm hoping that
Speaker 2: it's very accurate.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, and also I'm shooting blanks. That's not like
Speaker 5: it really matters anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're fine obviously.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, we're not worried about it. I guess
Speaker 5: I don't know. If it happens, it happens, we'll see.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that's that's. That's it for this week's episode, right,
Speaker 5: is there anything else you want to say? No, you
Speaker 5: don't want to tell that. Remind the audience about how
Speaker 5: handsome I am.
Speaker 2: You're so you have the strongest art.
Speaker 3: That's gonna do it for this week's episode of Help
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