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Speaker 1: your favorite store. Second data dates, How much would you
Speaker 1: pay to go out on a date with someone? Fifty bucks,
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks? Why are you paying? What do I
Speaker 1: get out of it? How about two hundred dollars for
Speaker 1: two hours with mister right here, right now? That's just
Speaker 1: pretty Steve. That's just like an escort service, right, is
Speaker 1: that what you're talking about? Obviously, I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: your service. One of our listeners, though, never emailed us
Speaker 1: saying he paid for his date and he was extremely
Speaker 1: satisfied with the results. On the phone right now, Brett,
Speaker 1: did you tip fifteen percent? Twenty percent? What's what's customary
Speaker 1: for a pay for date? Still service? Right? I mean, Alex,
Speaker 1: you take money for dates? What would you accept as
Speaker 1: a tip? Don't answer that, really, I mean back to
Speaker 1: the guy on the that's all right, we can talk
Speaker 1: to Brett. Brett. How's it going, man? Hey, how you
Speaker 1: guys doing, Brett. It's making it sound like you hired
Speaker 1: an escort service for a date. There's nothing wrong with it,
Speaker 1: is that? What is that? What happens? It was like
Speaker 1: a website I went to and there's ladies on it,
Speaker 1: and I picked one. You get to pick. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why she's not calling you back because you
Speaker 1: didn't pay for another date. This isn't guy, She's not
Speaker 1: gonna fall in love with you. Yeah, I know. I
Speaker 1: think you guys are misunderstanding. It's not like that. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those dating sites where you have to
Speaker 1: pay a monthly. Oh, you're just you're just having a
Speaker 1: subscription to a dating site. It's called a membership. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot different could have led with that one. This
Speaker 1: just got a whole lot less interesting. But I guess
Speaker 1: we'll keep going. Brett. So, tell us about the girl
Speaker 1: that you met on this dating side what's her name page? Okay?
Speaker 1: And she was like so hot it made me never
Speaker 1: want to go back to the free dating sites ever again. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that this was your first match? Yeah, first match?
Speaker 1: And I talked to her online. We had a nice conversation.
Speaker 1: I asked her about like what kind of food she
Speaker 1: likes to eat? And we had the same taste of food,
Speaker 1: which is basically like Mexican food. So that's good. Your
Speaker 1: food in common. Well, I mean you're feeling like there's
Speaker 1: money's worth for the subscription if it's already matching up
Speaker 1: this quickly. I don't know, I feel like I could
Speaker 1: walk on the street and meet someone that likes Mexican
Speaker 1: food than a hot person. That's true, you know. All right,
Speaker 1: so you have Mexican in common. What do you guys
Speaker 1: do for your date? So we go to a restaurant, um,
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant, and you are so what a transition. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like a casual one. It was one of those
Speaker 1: fancy Mexican restaurants where like you're paying twenty dollars for
Speaker 1: a taco and you're like, I don't know why, Yeah, cheese,
Speaker 1: that's classy, dude. How did that go? Well? I guess
Speaker 1: it went kind of weird. Um. So when she showed up,
Speaker 1: she just looked so amazing. She was so beautiful, and
Speaker 1: so I don't know, maybe I was kind of nervous
Speaker 1: talking to her. Why do you say that? Well, so
Speaker 1: like it seemed okay. When we first started talking, she
Speaker 1: seemed a little quiet, But then as the night went on,
Speaker 1: her mood started changing, and it almost seemed like she
Speaker 1: got upset or something was bothering her. She just seemed
Speaker 1: like sad. I'm not exactly sure. Was there anything specific
Speaker 1: you guys were talking about that would fall into the
Speaker 1: sad realm? Relatives or like a childhood pet you had
Speaker 1: to put down or something, where'd you go? I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: I'm just asking. It's a good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Was the conversation leading her down that sadness path? No,
Speaker 1: we just started talking about normal stuff like travel and
Speaker 1: like animals, and then she just kept getting more and
Speaker 1: more quiet. I mean, maybe there's something going on in
Speaker 1: her life that you don't know about, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I assume. At one point I even asked it
Speaker 1: if everything was okay, and she didn't really say anything. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's not a good sign. That means it's okay. How
Speaker 1: did you wrap it up? So? I ordered dessert and
Speaker 1: she leaves before the dessert comes. So I just sit
Speaker 1: there by myself and I he both desserts. WHOA She
Speaker 1: walked out in the middle of it. That's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, so like she basically she just
Speaker 1: said I'm not into this anymore. Wow, he goes. They
Speaker 1: get up, and I'm like, I can't, I can't leave.
Speaker 1: I just ordered dessert. But she leaves anyway, whoa did
Speaker 1: you ask the dating website for a refund on your
Speaker 1: I should? Yeah, Well, looking back on the whole night,
Speaker 1: that's so weird. What do you think could have possibly
Speaker 1: gone wrong? I don't know, do I? I mean? I
Speaker 1: think I look like my pictures, my breasting sometimes I
Speaker 1: put my foot in my mouth, but I don't know it.
Speaker 1: Like literally, I just love that this is men's overanalyzing
Speaker 1: of a date because if it was me that this
Speaker 1: happened too, I would have eighty six reasons why they
Speaker 1: weren't calling him back. Yeah. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: my I tied my tie a little bit. Yeah, same left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not like she was in a
Speaker 1: bad mood the whole way through, but yeah, things got
Speaker 1: worse and worse as the date went on. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you mad? Like do you want an explanation or do
Speaker 1: you want to go out with her again? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's hot, so duh, Yeah, I want to go out
Speaker 1: with Yeah, Brits forgot treating people with kindness and respect?
Speaker 1: Was it on the table? My bad? Yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: hoping to figure out what it was that set her off,
Speaker 1: basically made her leave. I don't know. I want you
Speaker 1: guys to figure it out if you can. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why you emailed us. Huh, yeah, maybe we should
Speaker 1: do our jobs. Okay, let's do that. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back. We'll call Page for you
Speaker 1: and try and get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, hold on if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second date update. One of our listeners, Brett,
Speaker 1: is on the phone, and I think we've all had
Speaker 1: at least one date like Brett went on recently, where
Speaker 1: you're sitting down at the table. You haven't done anything
Speaker 1: or said anything wrong, but for some reason you just
Speaker 1: sense that it's going bad. Yeah, it's awkward. Brett's date
Speaker 1: ended up leaving the restaurant before dessert even came. That
Speaker 1: is so rude, Like I would only do that if
Speaker 1: someone was incredibly disrespectful or you know, like I just
Speaker 1: can't imagine. Yeah, that's why he wants our help. Now, Brett,
Speaker 1: we've been talking for a few minutes now, kind of
Speaker 1: like we're on a date. How do you feel like
Speaker 1: this is going Do you hear us getting quieter? Does Brook,
Speaker 1: Alexis or Jose sounds sad talking? I think I'm going
Speaker 1: to leave right now. I saw the urge in Alexis's
Speaker 1: eyes to get up and go, well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how hot you guys are. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: So that's all that matters to you. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: I forgot to point out that Brett's date was extremely hot,
Speaker 1: so he's desperate to find some answers. Say, three quarters
Speaker 1: of the room is hot. You guess who the ugly
Speaker 1: one is? Yours going to give it only to Alexis.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that's only by comparison because she's young.
Speaker 1: You know. All right, we're gonna stop focusing on how
Speaker 1: hot we all are, okay, although it's really fun to do. Instead,
Speaker 1: let's just do your second date update. I'm going to
Speaker 1: dial Page's number right now, you ready, Okay, if you
Speaker 1: guys can help me out here, that would be great,
Speaker 1: because she, again, she's very hot. That yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: for their mind there Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for page. This is she who's the high Page.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Okay, what
Speaker 1: is this about? This is about a second date update?
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that? Um? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a segment that we do on the radio
Speaker 1: from time to time. It's where if you go out
Speaker 1: here every day? But okay, well, a day is a time.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to undermine me? Here we go trying
Speaker 1: to make sure she understands. But Paige, the reason that
Speaker 1: we're calling you is because you went out with somebody
Speaker 1: recently and they've been trying to get a hold of
Speaker 1: you but have had a hard time getting in touch
Speaker 1: and they're hoping to figure out why. Okay, you had
Speaker 1: a pretty dramatic exit on the date, so I'm guessing
Speaker 1: you're going to remember. I don't know. According to this person,
Speaker 1: you're very hot, so I assume that you have a
Speaker 1: lot of dance. Can you confirm that you were hot? Please? Wait?
Speaker 1: What is going on? What do I need to do?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm just gonna tell you we got an
Speaker 1: email about you from a guy named Brett. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that that was actually last week. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so Brett told us about the date. From his perspective,
Speaker 1: how do you feel like it went not great? It
Speaker 1: seems like more than not great? Yeah, Like did he
Speaker 1: do something rude or did he say something to offend you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just I was disappointed. I
Speaker 1: guess the reason why we ask is because Brett told
Speaker 1: us it seemed like you got quieter and quieter as
Speaker 1: the night went on, to the point where you guys
Speaker 1: were barely talking. Oh, so he's just been talking about me. Well,
Speaker 1: he was giving us his side of the date. Remember
Speaker 1: we're trying to figure out, like what went wrong? Yeah, okay, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: It's just it's weird that he's just like talking or
Speaker 1: like spreading whatever. His perspective of me is, like I
Speaker 1: barely know him. But the whole point is that he
Speaker 1: had a really nice time up to the point when
Speaker 1: you decided to leave. That's good. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: just not very happy with him, So I guess, Okay,
Speaker 1: what did he do? I mean? The problem is is
Speaker 1: if you're unhappy, he honestly has no idea what he
Speaker 1: did wrong, so he can't like connect the behavior or
Speaker 1: apologize for something that he doesn't know about. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't really believe that he doesn't know what was
Speaker 1: wrong at least at this point. Like so you feel
Speaker 1: like it was something pretty obvious. Yeah, he's an idiot
Speaker 1: then because he has no idea. I actually believe him
Speaker 1: on that part. Yeah, most of us dudes are idiots.
Speaker 1: So and he'd really appreciate if you could tell us
Speaker 1: what the problem was so that we could pass it
Speaker 1: along to him and that way he can be less
Speaker 1: of an idiot on future. I mean, okay, Well, like honestly,
Speaker 1: I do get asked out like a lot, So sometimes
Speaker 1: I have to leave through guys and I take a
Speaker 1: chance on someone and like you know, hopefully something will
Speaker 1: work out. Yes, And I ended up like not doing
Speaker 1: plans with some friends that I had because it was
Speaker 1: my twenty fifth birthday weekend actually like that weekend like
Speaker 1: happy birthday, thank you, And I skipped out on some
Speaker 1: plans with my friends so I could go on a
Speaker 1: date because I thought a birthday date, hell yeah, like
Speaker 1: that'll be great. But he didn't know it was my
Speaker 1: birthday weekend. Like, I don't understand how he did a
Speaker 1: look at my profile and see that these are the dates,
Speaker 1: Like he asked me out, like he should have been aware.
Speaker 1: Did you actually tell him that it was your birthday
Speaker 1: weekend or it's just on the website. No, I just
Speaker 1: assumed he would put two and two together, Like I
Speaker 1: figured you wanted to ask me out this weekend so
Speaker 1: he could like impress me. Wait, hold on, you skip
Speaker 1: birthday celebrations with your friends to go out with a
Speaker 1: guy you'd never met, and then you were mad at
Speaker 1: him for not well because she thought he'd spoiled her
Speaker 1: for her birthday, and then he didn't. He took her
Speaker 1: out to a nice dinner. What didn't you want? I
Speaker 1: mean it's the first day. I mean he should have
Speaker 1: had least brought flowers or something, and maybe like a
Speaker 1: little gift or something. I don't know, Like you're speaking
Speaker 1: my language. Are you bring a serious like you honestly
Speaker 1: expect a guy you've never met to buy this? I
Speaker 1: would be creeped out. I looked at you on other
Speaker 1: social media figured out it was your birthday. If I
Speaker 1: knew it was your birthday in a heartbeat, But if
Speaker 1: you didn't you didn't tell him. You never talked to
Speaker 1: him about it. I didn't have to. If he had
Speaker 1: a brain, he could have seen it on my profile, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't look past the pictures on the webdite eating side.
Speaker 1: What it could have been his birthday? Did you know that?
Speaker 1: Did you look at his profile? Do you know where
Speaker 1: his birthday is? Probably? Ask you something, Page, How do
Speaker 1: you know that Brett wasn't waiting until after dessert to
Speaker 1: give you your birthday flowers in your seventeen birthday gifts? Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe he had a mariachi band in the wings just
Speaker 1: waiting to come out. Maybe he was going to bring
Speaker 1: you in with a stretch, Lima, What did he tell
Speaker 1: you he was going to do that? You didn't tell
Speaker 1: me that, But I'm I'm willing to ask him if
Speaker 1: he was going to do that, because I need to
Speaker 1: tell you, Page, Brett's on the other line listening and
Speaker 1: wants to wish you a very happy birthday. Are you there, Brett?
Speaker 1: Happy birth surprise? We do that? Guy? Wow? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew it was your birthday. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: you are not even They were going to bring out
Speaker 1: the flan with candles in it, but you left before
Speaker 1: the plan could come out. You know, you're you're ruined
Speaker 1: your own birthday. Do you really expect me to believe that? Seriously?
Speaker 1: Come on, like, I'm not that stupid. I know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I want to get to know you exactly how stupid
Speaker 1: you are, So Page, come on, go easy on this, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought I did so easy on him.
Speaker 1: I mean I waited through dinner like I kind of
Speaker 1: wanted to bail earlier, but I didn't. You're just going
Speaker 1: to have like this long history of just hard relationships
Speaker 1: because you don't tell people what your expectations are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you assume guys just like no things. We don't
Speaker 1: know anything, Page anything, don't expect anything from us. Sure,
Speaker 1: I mean, Brett, if you would have known it was
Speaker 1: her birthday, let's replay the day, what would you have
Speaker 1: done differently? That's a good one. What would I have
Speaker 1: done differently? All sorts of thing was a present? And
Speaker 1: ifs of all different kinds? Sure you want to put
Speaker 1: you on hold so you can think about it and
Speaker 1: they'll bring you back gold, not even jewelry, just your
Speaker 1: gold I smell. I mean, what do you think Page
Speaker 1: has a man ever given you gold before? Maybe Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, Brett, are you still interested? She's I mean, Paige,
Speaker 1: no offense for your a little high maintenance, call me
Speaker 1: maintenance man. Let's go out again. I'm starting to sense
Speaker 1: a little bit of chemistry here now, So maybe this
Speaker 1: is the right time to ask Page, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Brett one more time? And will
Speaker 1: pay for it? You can replay your birthday and do
Speaker 1: it the right way. I will say, it's like double birthday.
Speaker 1: This guy is definitely shown up with a gift this time.
Speaker 1: What do you say, Page? But why? Like? Why? It's
Speaker 1: because it's what you want. Yeah, he's nice. He finally
Speaker 1: knows what you want and then he wants to give
Speaker 1: that to you. That's how relationships were communication Birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Brett's gonna show you why. I just have a few
Speaker 1: more guys that have asked me out, and I'm kind
Speaker 1: of just going in a different direction. I think back
Speaker 1: in the back of the line and see him in
Speaker 1: two months. I'll give you the cash equivalent of the
Speaker 1: day they paid for. Now you're just paid for. You've
Speaker 1: already paid for the for the dating subscription. Dude, don't
Speaker 1: keep paying you guys have to see her. She has
Speaker 1: the right to act this way if I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: I did forget that. I'm sorry. That was my bad.
Speaker 1: Bread badly Brett. I'm so sorry, dude. Dude every day
Speaker 1: from now on, just act like one of them and
Speaker 1: bring as many kids as momsy always have a birthday
Speaker 1: cake in the truck, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.