WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Mexican Walkout

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<v Speaker 1>pay to go out on a date with someone? Fifty bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred bucks? Why are you paying? What do I

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<v Speaker 1>get out of it? How about two hundred dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>two hours with mister right here, right now? That's just

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<v Speaker 1>pretty Steve. That's just like an escort service, right, is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you're talking about? Obviously, I'm not interested in

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<v Speaker 1>your service. One of our listeners, though, never emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>saying he paid for his date and he was extremely

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<v Speaker 1>satisfied with the results. On the phone right now, Brett,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tip fifteen percent? Twenty percent? What's what's customary

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<v Speaker 1>for a pay for date? Still service? Right? I mean, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>you take money for dates? What would you accept as

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<v Speaker 1>a tip? Don't answer that, really, I mean back to

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<v Speaker 1>the guy on the that's all right, we can talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Brett. Brett. How's it going, man? Hey, how you

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<v Speaker 1>guys doing, Brett. It's making it sound like you hired

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<v Speaker 1>an escort service for a date. There's nothing wrong with it,

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<v Speaker 1>is that? What is that? What happens? It was like

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<v Speaker 1>a website I went to and there's ladies on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I picked one. You get to pick. Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you why she's not calling you back because you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pay for another date. This isn't guy, She's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fall in love with you. Yeah, I know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you guys are misunderstanding. It's not like that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those dating sites where you have to

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<v Speaker 1>pay a monthly. Oh, you're just you're just having a

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<v Speaker 1>subscription to a dating site. It's called a membership. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot different could have led with that one. This

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<v Speaker 1>just got a whole lot less interesting. But I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we'll keep going. Brett. So, tell us about the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that you met on this dating side what's her name page? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like so hot it made me never

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back to the free dating sites ever again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So that this was your first match? Yeah, first match?

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<v Speaker 1>And I talked to her online. We had a nice conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I asked her about like what kind of food she

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<v Speaker 1>likes to eat? And we had the same taste of food,

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<v Speaker 1>which is basically like Mexican food. So that's good. Your

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<v Speaker 1>food in common. Well, I mean you're feeling like there's

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<v Speaker 1>money's worth for the subscription if it's already matching up

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<v Speaker 1>this quickly. I don't know, I feel like I could

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<v Speaker 1>walk on the street and meet someone that likes Mexican

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<v Speaker 1>food than a hot person. That's true, you know. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have Mexican in common. What do you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do for your date? So we go to a restaurant, um,

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican restaurant, and you are so what a transition. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like a casual one. It was one of those

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<v Speaker 1>fancy Mexican restaurants where like you're paying twenty dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>a taco and you're like, I don't know why, Yeah, cheese,

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<v Speaker 1>that's classy, dude. How did that go? Well? I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it went kind of weird. Um. So when she showed up,

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<v Speaker 1>she just looked so amazing. She was so beautiful, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know, maybe I was kind of nervous

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<v Speaker 1>talking to her. Why do you say that? Well, so

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<v Speaker 1>like it seemed okay. When we first started talking, she

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<v Speaker 1>seemed a little quiet, But then as the night went on,

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<v Speaker 1>her mood started changing, and it almost seemed like she

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<v Speaker 1>got upset or something was bothering her. She just seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like sad. I'm not exactly sure. Was there anything specific

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were talking about that would fall into the

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<v Speaker 1>sad realm? Relatives or like a childhood pet you had

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<v Speaker 1>to put down or something, where'd you go? I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just asking. It's a good question. That's a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the conversation leading her down that sadness path? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we just started talking about normal stuff like travel and

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<v Speaker 1>like animals, and then she just kept getting more and

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<v Speaker 1>more quiet. I mean, maybe there's something going on in

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<v Speaker 1>her life that you don't know about, right, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I assume. At one point I even asked it

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<v Speaker 1>if everything was okay, and she didn't really say anything. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a good sign. That means it's okay. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you wrap it up? So? I ordered dessert and

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<v Speaker 1>she leaves before the dessert comes. So I just sit

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<v Speaker 1>there by myself and I he both desserts. WHOA She

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<v Speaker 1>walked out in the middle of it. That's yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Yeah, so like she basically she just

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<v Speaker 1>said I'm not into this anymore. Wow, he goes. They

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<v Speaker 1>get up, and I'm like, I can't, I can't leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I just ordered dessert. But she leaves anyway, whoa did

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<v Speaker 1>you ask the dating website for a refund on your

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<v Speaker 1>I should? Yeah, Well, looking back on the whole night,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so weird. What do you think could have possibly

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<v Speaker 1>gone wrong? I don't know, do I? I mean? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I look like my pictures, my breasting sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>put my foot in my mouth, but I don't know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like literally, I just love that this is men's overanalyzing

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<v Speaker 1>of a date because if it was me that this

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<v Speaker 1>happened too, I would have eighty six reasons why they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't calling him back. Yeah. I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>my I tied my tie a little bit. Yeah, same left. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's not like she was in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad mood the whole way through, but yeah, things got

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<v Speaker 1>worse and worse as the date went on. Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>you mad? Like do you want an explanation or do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go out with her again? Well? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's hot, so duh, Yeah, I want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Yeah, Brits forgot treating people with kindness and respect?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it on the table? My bad? Yeah, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>hoping to figure out what it was that set her off,

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<v Speaker 1>basically made her leave. I don't know. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to figure it out if you can. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you emailed us. Huh, yeah, maybe we should

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<v Speaker 1>do our jobs. Okay, let's do that. We're gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, we'll come back. We'll call Page for you

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<v Speaker 1>and try and get your second date update. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? All right, hold on if you're just tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in for the second date update. One of our listeners, Brett,

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone, and I think we've all had

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<v Speaker 1>at least one date like Brett went on recently, where

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<v Speaker 1>you're sitting down at the table. You haven't done anything

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<v Speaker 1>or said anything wrong, but for some reason you just

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<v Speaker 1>sense that it's going bad. Yeah, it's awkward. Brett's date

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<v Speaker 1>ended up leaving the restaurant before dessert even came. That

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<v Speaker 1>is so rude, Like I would only do that if

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<v Speaker 1>someone was incredibly disrespectful or you know, like I just

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine. Yeah, that's why he wants our help. Now, Brett,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been talking for a few minutes now, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like we're on a date. How do you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>this is going Do you hear us getting quieter? Does Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis or Jose sounds sad talking? I think I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to leave right now. I saw the urge in Alexis's

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<v Speaker 1>eyes to get up and go, well, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how hot you guys are. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's all that matters to you. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to point out that Brett's date was extremely hot,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's desperate to find some answers. Say, three quarters

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<v Speaker 1>of the room is hot. You guess who the ugly

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<v Speaker 1>one is? Yours going to give it only to Alexis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and that's only by comparison because she's young.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. All right, we're gonna stop focusing on how

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<v Speaker 1>hot we all are, okay, although it's really fun to do. Instead,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just do your second date update. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>dial Page's number right now, you ready, Okay, if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can help me out here, that would be great,

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<v Speaker 1>because she, again, she's very hot. That yeah, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for their mind there Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for page. This is she who's the high Page.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>is this about? This is about a second date update?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of that? Um? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's a segment that we do on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>from time to time. It's where if you go out

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<v Speaker 1>here every day? But okay, well, a day is a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to undermine me? Here we go trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure she understands. But Paige, the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>we're calling you is because you went out with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>recently and they've been trying to get a hold of

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<v Speaker 1>you but have had a hard time getting in touch

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<v Speaker 1>and they're hoping to figure out why. Okay, you had

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty dramatic exit on the date, so I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to remember. I don't know. According to this person,

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<v Speaker 1>you're very hot, so I assume that you have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of dance. Can you confirm that you were hot? Please? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on? What do I need to do?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm just gonna tell you we got an

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<v Speaker 1>email about you from a guy named Brett. Oh okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that that was actually last week. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so Brett told us about the date. From his perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you feel like it went not great? It

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<v Speaker 1>seems like more than not great? Yeah, Like did he

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<v Speaker 1>do something rude or did he say something to offend you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I was just I was disappointed. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the reason why we ask is because Brett told

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<v Speaker 1>us it seemed like you got quieter and quieter as

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<v Speaker 1>the night went on, to the point where you guys

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<v Speaker 1>were barely talking. Oh, so he's just been talking about me. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he was giving us his side of the date. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>we're trying to figure out, like what went wrong? Yeah, okay, yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's weird that he's just like talking or

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<v Speaker 1>like spreading whatever. His perspective of me is, like I

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<v Speaker 1>barely know him. But the whole point is that he

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<v Speaker 1>had a really nice time up to the point when

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<v Speaker 1>you decided to leave. That's good. I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just not very happy with him, So I guess, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what did he do? I mean? The problem is is

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<v Speaker 1>if you're unhappy, he honestly has no idea what he

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<v Speaker 1>did wrong, so he can't like connect the behavior or

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<v Speaker 1>apologize for something that he doesn't know about. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really believe that he doesn't know what was

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<v Speaker 1>wrong at least at this point. Like so you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it was something pretty obvious. Yeah, he's an idiot

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<v Speaker 1>then because he has no idea. I actually believe him

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<v Speaker 1>on that part. Yeah, most of us dudes are idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>So and he'd really appreciate if you could tell us

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<v Speaker 1>what the problem was so that we could pass it

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<v Speaker 1>along to him and that way he can be less

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<v Speaker 1>of an idiot on future. I mean, okay, Well, like honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I do get asked out like a lot, So sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I have to leave through guys and I take a

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<v Speaker 1>chance on someone and like you know, hopefully something will

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<v Speaker 1>work out. Yes, And I ended up like not doing

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<v Speaker 1>plans with some friends that I had because it was

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<v Speaker 1>my twenty fifth birthday weekend actually like that weekend like

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<v Speaker 1>happy birthday, thank you, And I skipped out on some

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<v Speaker 1>plans with my friends so I could go on a

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<v Speaker 1>date because I thought a birthday date, hell yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be great. But he didn't know it was my

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<v Speaker 1>birthday weekend. Like, I don't understand how he did a

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<v Speaker 1>look at my profile and see that these are the dates,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he asked me out, like he should have been aware.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you actually tell him that it was your birthday

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<v Speaker 1>weekend or it's just on the website. No, I just

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<v Speaker 1>assumed he would put two and two together, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>figured you wanted to ask me out this weekend so

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<v Speaker 1>he could like impress me. Wait, hold on, you skip

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<v Speaker 1>birthday celebrations with your friends to go out with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy you'd never met, and then you were mad at

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<v Speaker 1>him for not well because she thought he'd spoiled her

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<v Speaker 1>for her birthday, and then he didn't. He took her

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<v Speaker 1>out to a nice dinner. What didn't you want? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's the first day. I mean he should have

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<v Speaker 1>had least brought flowers or something, and maybe like a

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<v Speaker 1>little gift or something. I don't know, Like you're speaking

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<v Speaker 1>my language. Are you bring a serious like you honestly

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<v Speaker 1>expect a guy you've never met to buy this? I

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<v Speaker 1>would be creeped out. I looked at you on other

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<v Speaker 1>social media figured out it was your birthday. If I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it was your birthday in a heartbeat, But if

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't you didn't tell him. You never talked to

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<v Speaker 1>him about it. I didn't have to. If he had

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<v Speaker 1>a brain, he could have seen it on my profile, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't look past the pictures on the webdite eating side.

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<v Speaker 1>What it could have been his birthday? Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you look at his profile? Do you know where

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<v Speaker 1>his birthday is? Probably? Ask you something, Page, How do

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<v Speaker 1>you know that Brett wasn't waiting until after dessert to

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<v Speaker 1>give you your birthday flowers in your seventeen birthday gifts? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he had a mariachi band in the wings just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting to come out. Maybe he was going to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you in with a stretch, Lima, What did he tell

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<v Speaker 1>you he was going to do that? You didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me that, But I'm I'm willing to ask him if

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to do that, because I need to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, Page, Brett's on the other line listening and

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<v Speaker 1>wants to wish you a very happy birthday. Are you there, Brett?

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<v Speaker 1>Happy birth surprise? We do that? Guy? Wow? Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew. I knew it was your birthday. Oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you are not even They were going to bring out

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<v Speaker 1>the flan with candles in it, but you left before

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<v Speaker 1>the plan could come out. You know, you're you're ruined

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<v Speaker 1>your own birthday. Do you really expect me to believe that? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, like, I'm not that stupid. I know, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get to know you exactly how stupid

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<v Speaker 1>you are, So Page, come on, go easy on this, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I thought I did so easy on him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I waited through dinner like I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to bail earlier, but I didn't. You're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to have like this long history of just hard relationships

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't tell people what your expectations are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you assume guys just like no things. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>know anything, Page anything, don't expect anything from us. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Brett, if you would have known it was

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<v Speaker 1>her birthday, let's replay the day, what would you have

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<v Speaker 1>done differently? That's a good one. What would I have

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<v Speaker 1>done differently? All sorts of thing was a present? And

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<v Speaker 1>ifs of all different kinds? Sure you want to put

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<v Speaker 1>you on hold so you can think about it and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll bring you back gold, not even jewelry, just your

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<v Speaker 1>gold I smell. I mean, what do you think Page

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<v Speaker 1>has a man ever given you gold before? Maybe Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Brett, are you still interested? She's I mean, Paige,

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<v Speaker 1>no offense for your a little high maintenance, call me

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<v Speaker 1>maintenance man. Let's go out again. I'm starting to sense

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of chemistry here now, So maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>is the right time to ask Page, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with Brett one more time? And will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it? You can replay your birthday and do

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<v Speaker 1>it the right way. I will say, it's like double birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is definitely shown up with a gift this time.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say, Page? But why? Like? Why? It's

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<v Speaker 1>because it's what you want. Yeah, he's nice. He finally

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<v Speaker 1>knows what you want and then he wants to give

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<v Speaker 1>that to you. That's how relationships were communication Birthday cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Brett's gonna show you why. I just have a few

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<v Speaker 1>more guys that have asked me out, and I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of just going in a different direction. I think back

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the line and see him in

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<v Speaker 1>two months. I'll give you the cash equivalent of the

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<v Speaker 1>day they paid for. Now you're just paid for. You've

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<v Speaker 1>already paid for the for the dating subscription. Dude, don't

0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.040
<v Speaker 1>keep paying you guys have to see her. She has

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<v Speaker 1>the right to act this way if I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>I did forget that. I'm sorry. That was my bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Bread badly Brett. I'm so sorry, dude. Dude every day

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<v Speaker 1>from now on, just act like one of them and

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<v Speaker 1>bring as many kids as momsy always have a birthday

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<v Speaker 1>cake in the truck, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.