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Speaker 2: Hundred do you y Away.

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Speaker 3: When you think of your top three life moments that

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Speaker 3: you'll remember forever, there's the day you got married, the

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Speaker 3: day your child's born, and of course the day you

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Speaker 3: realize that your car got towed.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's happened.

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Speaker 4: I've had that happened many times.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: It might not be normally, but it is gonna be

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Speaker 3: top three for this guy. Because even though his BMW

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Speaker 3: didn't really get taken, I promise you he's never gonna

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Speaker 3: forget the prank phone call from our own Jose Bolanos

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Speaker 3: call in from his cowyard cell phone to let him know, Hey,

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Speaker 3: come get your dumb car, you idiot, and then the

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Speaker 3: conversation gets even worse from there. You're gonna hear it

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Speaker 3: in your phone. Tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is David.

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Speaker 4: Hey David, my name is Chuck from towing. Are you

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Speaker 4: the owner of a black BMWX five. Yeah, license plate

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Speaker 4: five six to one.

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Speaker 2: I don't really know my license plate off the top

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Speaker 2: of my head.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, you looked about you're probably gonna want

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Speaker 4: to come down and get your car out. Man, it's

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Speaker 4: going to cost you two hundred and sixty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Well, excuse me, what's going on here?

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Speaker 4: I just told you we have your car, So come

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Speaker 4: down and pick it up, and we're gonna be up

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Speaker 4: until six. If not, it'll be walked in.

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Speaker 2: No, no, dud, dude, dude, dude, that's impossible. I'm parked

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Speaker 2: at work. My car's out here.

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Speaker 4: Correction, it's over here. Now it's in my lot.

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Speaker 2: No, it's at my work. We've got like a secure garage.

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Speaker 2: I was in parked down the street.

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Speaker 4: Well, someone called us and said that your car was

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Speaker 4: over the line by a few inches. And whoa, technically

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Speaker 4: that's a violate.

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Speaker 2: The line one time and I get towed for it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, here's a sob story. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Why the hell didn't anyone call me?

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Speaker 4: Come on, man, and the people who call this that

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Speaker 4: it wasn't the first time. Apparently I've done this a

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Speaker 4: handful of times, and they say that whenever they've talked

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Speaker 4: to you, you've actually been kind of an a hole,

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Speaker 4: and what's between you and me? I can kind of

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Speaker 4: get that read too.

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Speaker 2: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, you don't know me. You

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Speaker 2: can't say that I'm an hole.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you drive a beamer hugely right there, screamed

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Speaker 4: the d bags.

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Speaker 2: What the do you drive?

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Speaker 4: I drive the truck that's towing away your car right now.

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Speaker 2: Wait, it's towing it right now and coming down? Then

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Speaker 2: you can right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I asked you to come down, genius, so

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Speaker 4: that's probably what you should do.

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Speaker 2: You're the one who told me he was locked up, genius.

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Speaker 2: You can't talk to people like this, all right.

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Speaker 4: I've talked to dudes like you before, right, usually small

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Speaker 4: packaged guys that are insecure about their manhood. Who I

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Speaker 4: get it, dude, you're frustrated.

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Speaker 2: Oh you get it. You get that. I'm frustrated. Yes,

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Speaker 2: do you you want to talk about a small package?

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Speaker 2: How about you want to see you want to see

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Speaker 2: the small package close?

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Speaker 4: You want me to see her small package up close?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 4: What are you coming on to me?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I'm not coming No, I'm saying I'm gonna come down

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Speaker 2: there and I'm gonna beat the at you.

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Speaker 4: All right with your small package?

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Speaker 2: So I'm not I'm not like, what is it like

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Speaker 2: a Q tip with the you're the one who brought

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Speaker 2: up a small package. I'm referencing what you said.

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Speaker 4: So you're confirming that your package is small, and then

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Speaker 4: you're gonna come here and use it again.

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Speaker 2: Forget the package stuff, you know what I mean. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick the sh

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Speaker 2: out of you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really scared. I'll look out for the guy

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Speaker 4: with no bulge who's like.

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Speaker 2: You had it with you. What's the is your toe

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Speaker 2: company call?

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Speaker 4: It's called Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and well,

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Speaker 4: that's our sponsor. Do you ever listen to that show?

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Speaker 4: It's a radio show.

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Speaker 2: Give your sponsored coming with your company's call.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying there's a guy on it named Jose.

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Speaker 4: He's got a really small package too. You should probably

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Speaker 4: made him.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about some guy Jose in his small package.

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Speaker 2: That's me.

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Speaker 4: You don't care about me.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait you're me What did you just

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Speaker 2: say to me?

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Speaker 4: This is actually Jose from the radio show. I was

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Speaker 4: just talking about Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Man, What is going on?

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Speaker 4: Take a deep breass your coworker Jason set you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you got a note on your car

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Speaker 4: the other day someone called you a jerk for parking

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Speaker 4: over the line a little bit, so you wanted us

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Speaker 4: a mess with you? Dude?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna kill you with the small What was

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Speaker 2: with so many all the small package?

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Speaker 4: When you got a small package like me, we can

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Speaker 4: tell others. Okay, don't lie to Meyboddy, I just hear

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Speaker 4: in your voice. We both got small ones. Okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you got an ear for a small You know how

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Speaker 4: they say good things come in small packages. We're great things. Bro.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a part of this club. This is not

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Speaker 2: a bonding moment.

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Speaker 4: Sang it. I just want you to admit I'm not

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Speaker 4: the only one.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, bro, weekcause every morning with some taps Weekday morning

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Speaker 2: was on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning or