Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 1: What's up, y'all, Welcome to the Best Bits podcast. This
Speaker 1: is just the Bits, y'all Part one with Amy. We
Speaker 1: broke down so many things, talked about who we'd love
Speaker 1: to go on tour with, what situations it's acceptable to
Speaker 1: not talk to an employee, and when you're giving us
Speaker 1: getting a service done. We talked about some food worlds.
Speaker 1: It is a super fun conversation and of course we
Speaker 1: had a little bit of therapy mixed in there too,
Speaker 1: So make sure you check out Part one of the
Speaker 1: Best Bits with Amy. But this right now is just
Speaker 1: the bits, So without further ado, let's starve with number seven.
Speaker 1: But guys this week admitted some things about their marriages,
Speaker 1: how they are in marriages, not just marriages, but how
Speaker 1: they are in their marriages and what they do or
Speaker 1: don't do. Number seven. All right, we have a good
Speaker 1: amount of dudes on this show, lunchbox, Eddie who self,
Speaker 1: So the four of us here, we're gonna take this quiz.
Speaker 1: Are these things that we do because if we do
Speaker 1: them it drives our wives or girlfriends, But we're all married.
Speaker 1: Crazy Number one, when you're going to fix it mode,
Speaker 1: meaning not allowing a problem to be solved over time
Speaker 1: or having patience. You just want to fix it right now.
Speaker 1: I would say. This is what I'm absolutely the worst at.
Speaker 1: If there's something that is bothering her or she is
Speaker 1: upset about something, I only go I'm gonna fix it
Speaker 1: right now. It doesn't matter what it is, but I
Speaker 1: will take care of it. I don't even really want
Speaker 1: to listen anymore. I just want to go and kick
Speaker 1: down the wall and fix the problem. It's not good.
Speaker 1: And sometimes they don't need the problem fix Sometimes she
Speaker 1: just wants me to hear her feel what she's feeling,
Speaker 1: and that's all I would say most of the time.
Speaker 1: That's crazy to me, the fact that there's a problem
Speaker 1: and you don't want me to go and stomp out
Speaker 1: the problem by either stomping or massaging. Right, there's two ways. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is the number one for me. I'm terrible at it. So, yes,
Speaker 1: I would get that edd's happened to you. Man, you
Speaker 1: would think as long as I've been married, I would
Speaker 1: know that. But I still try to fix everything. Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: I'm a fixer. I try to help my wife she
Speaker 1: has problems. I'm gonna fix it. She tells me something's
Speaker 1: lose the door handle. No, they're not talking about it,
Speaker 1: not literal. We're talking about problems like issues in life.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we just need to vent and share and have
Speaker 1: someone listen. No, I don't try to fix those problems.
Speaker 1: You don't do you do? You just listen? Kinds Okay, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna fix it. It It doesn't linger too long. Okay.
Speaker 1: Next one up. When you don't balance your hobbies well
Speaker 1: meaning if you have a hobby and you spend eight
Speaker 1: nineteen hours doing it, it it takes time away from everybody. Um,
Speaker 1: I would insert work into this for me where that's
Speaker 1: a big struggle where sometimes I would just lose track
Speaker 1: of time because I'm so dialed into a project or
Speaker 1: writing something. And she's like, hey, yeah, I've been working
Speaker 1: for like fifteen hours a day. You know, any chance
Speaker 1: you want to eat or you know? Yeah, And that
Speaker 1: is that is something I'm trying to work on. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do better at it. But I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: it's hobbies. But I will say I will sit on
Speaker 1: the PlayStation sometimes and lose track, and then what will
Speaker 1: happen too is I will work for all day twelve
Speaker 1: hours and then I'll go. I just need to go
Speaker 1: and relax and play PlayStation for a little bit for
Speaker 1: four hours and no time time go to bed, and
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anybody except work and PlayStation. So the
Speaker 1: balancing I'm getting better at, but I'm still pretty bad, Eddie. Nah,
Speaker 1: I have no problem with balance. I am pretty good
Speaker 1: at doing whatever I'm going to do on the size, hobbies, go,
Speaker 1: and then spending family time wifetime. I can do all that.
Speaker 1: The next one is not complimenting her, right, you have
Speaker 1: an issue with this? Are you good? I try to
Speaker 1: compliment her, especially at the pool rocking that bikini. Oh nice.
Speaker 1: I compliment my wife a lot. I make a point
Speaker 1: to do that. So that one I'm okay. Yet the
Speaker 1: next one they say is when you can't leave work
Speaker 1: stress at the door, meaning you bring it home, Eddie.
Speaker 1: I mean I have about two hours of where I
Speaker 1: can decompress without them being there because my kids and
Speaker 1: my wife don't get home till about four, so I
Speaker 1: have that time. But you don't get home till three.
Speaker 1: I get there about three and then I play, I
Speaker 1: don't need to be you're always here till three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm working. Ray, Yeah, Eddie, you're funny, man, you're flunny.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, I'm good. You don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about me, lunchbox. I don't stress over work. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: zero stress. Yeah, I don't think I stress over I
Speaker 1: just always I'm in it. But maybe that is stress.
Speaker 1: These are things that your wives or girlfriends find that
Speaker 1: will drive them crazy. Fighting dirty, meaning if you get
Speaker 1: into an argument you say things you're like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I wish I wouldn't have said that. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: am too competitive in every part of my life that
Speaker 1: I just want to win everything all the time. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter where it is, a game, on the show,
Speaker 1: a disagreement. I probably could do better at this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably a lot better. Yeah yeah, yeah, anybody else, I'll
Speaker 1: say the same blow. Oh you do, I go low blow. No,
Speaker 1: that's the first thing you go for, like what you
Speaker 1: just go low blow? Or bring up something she did
Speaker 1: in the past and she did in the past, yeah,
Speaker 1: because let me write this down hole and go ahead,
Speaker 1: just listen. And so you're in this argument and maybe
Speaker 1: if you're gonna lose this argument, maybe she has a point.
Speaker 1: You're like, dang, you go, well, you did this remember
Speaker 1: two weeks ago? And it's something you just bring up
Speaker 1: an old argument like seeing you do things wrong too,
Speaker 1: and take the whole focus off that argument, and then
Speaker 1: she gets mad that you went back to the past
Speaker 1: focus off argument. I don't write that down. No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use this work hit her with like what
Speaker 1: she's most insecure about, stuff like that. Yeah, gets all right.
Speaker 1: The final one is do you ever compare her to
Speaker 1: other women? Oh? Yeah, don't do that. I would never
Speaker 1: do that. Never, I would never do that. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you say? Like, Well, it's
Speaker 1: just easy. It's sort of like, oh, you don't see
Speaker 1: her doing this, or you know, you don't see her
Speaker 1: eating that, or you don't see her like Sally wears
Speaker 1: a thong. Ye, I don't know that I've ever meta
Speaker 1: Sally that I want to wear. Ang. Yeah, Sally Jesse Raffael,
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm yeah, yeah, that's only two salies. I know.
Speaker 1: Comparing your wife to other women? Ray ever for any reason. Now,
Speaker 1: my wife's been throwing these women out there, like movie
Speaker 1: stars and stuff, and I'm just like, nah, not into that. Same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean you're not. I'm like this,
Speaker 1: just stop. So those are the things that we do
Speaker 1: that drives them crazy and we got to stop doing it,
Speaker 1: comparing to other women fighting dirty, not leaving stress at
Speaker 1: the door, not complimenting are enough, not balancing well, and
Speaker 1: then when we try to fix problems, not door knobs,
Speaker 1: but like im emotional Yeah, I don't know, that's her deal,
Speaker 1: that's what. That's her deal when she has an emotional problem,
Speaker 1: solve it, Like she doesn't solve my emotional problems because
Speaker 1: guess what, I ain't got any good point. Why don't
Speaker 1: you what is there a good emotional about everybody? Does
Speaker 1: you know? Anger's an emotion? Right? I don't have anger? Okay,
Speaker 1: I have annoyance by people like you read thank you?
Speaker 1: The more you know, it's the best bits of the
Speaker 1: week with Morgan. Number two, we had Ali Colleen on
Speaker 1: the show this week. She performed her new song Halos
Speaker 1: and Horns and it was absolutely fabulous. Not only that,
Speaker 1: she also talked about all of her tattoos, which was
Speaker 1: such a fun story to hear, especially about her face
Speaker 1: tattoos and how they're temporary. But like, uh not, I
Speaker 1: don't know. You just gotta listen to the interview to
Speaker 1: hear everything about it, because I promise you it's such
Speaker 1: a fun one, especially getting to hear her new song
Speaker 1: number six. All right, moments away from Alie Colleen in
Speaker 1: the interview. Here, she's going to perform in studio and
Speaker 1: she'll probably mention it. I'm not gonna bring it up
Speaker 1: because I think you know she's a great artist on
Speaker 1: her own, but she's a singer songwriter. She's also the
Speaker 1: daughter of Garth Brooks. Her grandmother is the one that
Speaker 1: really got her interested in singing. And she's performing on
Speaker 1: our show before, really great, and she's here now like
Speaker 1: an in all right, here we go Ali Colleen on
Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Allie Colleen, Ali got to
Speaker 1: see again. Good morning. So I want to start this
Speaker 1: with We had a guy in named Jellyroll. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're familiar with his music. He's like a
Speaker 1: rapper also has it okay, well great, And Amy goes
Speaker 1: to him immediately because he has a tear drop tattoo
Speaker 1: and goes, hey, that tear drop tattoo. It's filled in,
Speaker 1: And we're like no, no, no, no, no, don't ask
Speaker 1: about that, because what that means usually is they killed somebody.
Speaker 1: If it's empty, it's attempted, and if it's full, they did,
Speaker 1: and I believe it's answer. We didn't even wanted to
Speaker 1: ask it, and she asked it and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: let me just say promise is fulfilled or something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what happened. If it represents the
Speaker 1: scariest way to answer a question, here's that chat or something. Yes,
Speaker 1: So that being said, I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna ask her.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna break like you your tear drop tattoo? Did
Speaker 1: you kill somebody? Um? I get that question a lot
Speaker 1: on TikTok. I get a lot of nice prison tat
Speaker 1: and I'm always like, you understand if that's the case,
Speaker 1: I'm out right, what is that tattoo? It's not a
Speaker 1: tear drop too, so today it's a ninety eight for
Speaker 1: you guys. It's not real. Oh that's not a real
Speaker 1: tattoo under your eye. No, because I thought it was
Speaker 1: new and I thought she'd possibly just murdered someone in
Speaker 1: the last few days. Well that I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: discrediting any of that, but this right here is a
Speaker 1: fake tattoo. No, Um, I do because for my my
Speaker 1: throat tattoo. I wore temporaries for a long time to
Speaker 1: make sure that, like I liked the placement and like,
Speaker 1: if I looked this way, you could still tell what
Speaker 1: it was, and like all those different things, and so
Speaker 1: then and I love face hats. I think they're wrap.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking about it? I really do, so I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it, so I started wearing temporaries for that.
Speaker 1: But then it just became this whole thing. So when
Speaker 1: I go to like my friend shows, I put their
Speaker 1: logo as my face tat or like today the big
Speaker 1: ninety eight is the facetat um. Usually it's a horseshoe
Speaker 1: or like a rose or something like that. But it's
Speaker 1: just kind of became a thing. And now our fan
Speaker 1: club will pick the tat per show, like I'll give
Speaker 1: him a couple of options and let's pick what they
Speaker 1: want to see. And it's just it's been like a
Speaker 1: really really cool thing. And now that I can have
Speaker 1: anything from something silly to something meaningful to whatever, like,
Speaker 1: I really like being able to change it all time.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I would ever get it,
Speaker 1: but I think it's rat. Yeah, I get a temporary
Speaker 1: face tattoo. Yeah right, but then I know me then
Speaker 1: I'll be like, no, I looks good. I should get
Speaker 1: it for real. That you will, I know you brought
Speaker 1: it up. We'll talking about your throat, your throat or
Speaker 1: neck tattoo. I'm not for sure what how you would
Speaker 1: call that? What do you say throat neck? You have chat?
Speaker 1: What is this tattooin? I say throat tattoo. That's a butterfly.
Speaker 1: It's a firefly, Okay, and it's real. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: it in January twenty twenty. Um. But it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I get people come up to my shows and they're
Speaker 1: so sweet and they'll they'll bring me gifts and they'll
Speaker 1: hand it to me and they go tell us about
Speaker 1: the dragonfly. And I have so many dragonfly gifts at
Speaker 1: home that I just like glue to Ryan Stone to
Speaker 1: the butt and called it good and said that it
Speaker 1: was a firefly. But um, so it's not even it
Speaker 1: is a firefly. We're saying that right now officially, yes,
Speaker 1: stop at the dragon's got a little light bulb on
Speaker 1: the bottom of like the thing like when you look
Speaker 1: up close on it. But it's a firefly. Um, it's
Speaker 1: literally for Princess and the frog. That's pretty cool. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I don't have this strength or pain tolerance to
Speaker 1: get one there, or I'm not cool enough, but I
Speaker 1: like it. It's a pretty cool place to have a tattoo. Dang,
Speaker 1: I I want to face tattoo. Now get temps? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get those, though, how do you get temporary fate?
Speaker 1: Where is that custom ones? Well, like this is eyeliner,
Speaker 1: so I just I draw it. Um so the custom
Speaker 1: ones I have to draw? I think you can't order them,
Speaker 1: but I haven't found a company that like you can
Speaker 1: pick your sizes, but like Altered State or like any
Speaker 1: store on the planet usually has like finger tattoo packs
Speaker 1: manatos what I look with a face tattoo? I get
Speaker 1: the respect I've always wanted. I bet we have some
Speaker 1: eyeliner right now. I drive, I do in case mine
Speaker 1: rubs off. So I got you, I got you. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you know I was listening to you sound check
Speaker 1: and I will say this, and I mean this in
Speaker 1: the best best way since the time we've met you.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're still getting so much better as
Speaker 1: a performer. Yes, thank you so much. Just and I
Speaker 1: want what we should just play now and talk more later.
Speaker 1: But just listening to your sound check and I was like,
Speaker 1: and I knew you were great last time you're here,
Speaker 1: but I was like, holy crap, I think somehow she's
Speaker 1: even gotten better. Do you feel like you're still growing
Speaker 1: as a performer? Absolutely? Absolutely, And it's it's it's really
Speaker 1: fun and it's really encouraging. Um, because that tends to
Speaker 1: be the main compliment that we get on the road,
Speaker 1: you know, was Hey, we saw you in Scoreboard and
Speaker 1: Nashville four years ago and it was amazing. It was great,
Speaker 1: it was fun, but like completely different artists, it seems
Speaker 1: like now and I think that's the goal. Cool, right,
Speaker 1: you just want to keep growing. Yes, However, if someone
Speaker 1: said to me, dang, you are way better now than
Speaker 1: you were three years Ago'll be like, are you saying
Speaker 1: I sucked three years ago? I am not as mature
Speaker 1: as you, and I do not understand how to take compliments. Well,
Speaker 1: when y'all are so kind to have me on the
Speaker 1: show the first time, you know, we brought this really
Speaker 1: sweet encouraging song called work in Progress, you know, and
Speaker 1: the whole point of it is I'm the best I've
Speaker 1: ever been, but not the best will ever be, So
Speaker 1: I think that it really caters to myself as an
Speaker 1: artist and the career and stuff for that to always
Speaker 1: be the case. I want to play just a clip
Speaker 1: of work in progress. You may remember this from Ali
Speaker 1: being here last time. So this song here that you're
Speaker 1: going to play us is called Halos and Horns. So
Speaker 1: tell me about just the song in general. You wrote it,
Speaker 1: So you're in the room and where did this idea
Speaker 1: come from? Halos and Horns is really rud at something
Speaker 1: that we're very proud of. I wrote it with Stephen
Speaker 1: Hunley and Eric Dodd, and we just kind we kind
Speaker 1: of seemed to be this this little magic writing team
Speaker 1: for me, Um, I love everything that we do, and
Speaker 1: Halos and Horns is just it's just that archaic theme
Speaker 1: of good and evil for the hero of a cowboy,
Speaker 1: you know, and just like what that life looks like
Speaker 1: between all those archaic elements of the cowboy good and bad,
Speaker 1: you know, like they never stay, but also they work
Speaker 1: harder than anybody else, all of those things, and just
Speaker 1: like really trying to find that lifeline and life between
Speaker 1: just good and bad and and honestly what that even
Speaker 1: means as we all know, my family has this this
Speaker 1: big supporting matra of everything that is a blessing is
Speaker 1: a curse. And I think that that has been u
Speaker 1: something that's been ever present in my life just being
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, trying to sort out who I
Speaker 1: am between an amazing legacy that my family has and
Speaker 1: then just who I am as an artist on my own.
Speaker 1: And it's been it's been challenging, it's been difficult. And
Speaker 1: Halos and Horns is just this really rad song, fairly
Speaker 1: similar to Work in Progress that just kind of lets
Speaker 1: you know that there is an ever going battle on
Speaker 1: for me, you know, to figure out who I am
Speaker 1: and how to be represented truthfully. And I think all
Speaker 1: of us do that in a sense. And Halos and
Speaker 1: Horns just says it in a really rodway. Right here.
Speaker 1: She is Ali Clean, and she's gonna play her new song.
Speaker 1: Halos and Horns, go ahead. Ali, I'm a sunny morning
Speaker 1: center in a white church, all my knees pray until
Speaker 1: it hurts in the back rod with all the other lossles.
Speaker 1: I'm a double shot of whiskey in a dive bar,
Speaker 1: a cowboy looking for a wild card I can take
Speaker 1: home for the sun. I'm a long gone. I'm boiling hot,
Speaker 1: I'm freezing cold, holding on, letting go, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why I can't pick a side. I'm a shirt
Speaker 1: for bad. I'm alongside can By, He's it alive, but
Speaker 1: I'm hard to hit on now. I'm an angel mixed
Speaker 1: with a hell being, a revel got a heart of God.
Speaker 1: I'm a silver time devil and I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm always horn. This is the way I had. I
Speaker 1: was borned in a halo and a horn tweena halo
Speaker 1: and ah, holy crap, that was awesome. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: the last time you came in, we were like, dang all,
Speaker 1: he's good. Like that's you've just groans. You're so good,
Speaker 1: thank you, that's so good. It's been a really really
Speaker 1: fun song to work on. I um, I love my
Speaker 1: rider Stephen Henley and Eric Dog and then um the
Speaker 1: producers are Lee Bryce and Jared Neeman and myself and
Speaker 1: Cody LaBelle and that was just a really rad process
Speaker 1: to do with them and to experiment with that, and
Speaker 1: it's just been rad. So Eric Dodt of Vacation Fame.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're familiar with there a God
Speaker 1: he's writing a couple of big smashes, Vacation one and
Speaker 1: ray Win's vacation. Haven't right to think Actually for connecting
Speaker 1: me with with Eric dot Great Bay connect do with
Speaker 1: Eric a couple of years ago. We've been writing a
Speaker 1: long time. Ray Win's vacation took him in a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. I don't know why it's taking this along, right.
Speaker 1: So we were talking a little bit before we went
Speaker 1: on the air here, and you'd mentioned that one of
Speaker 1: your fears is being stabbed from behind while doing a
Speaker 1: TikTok live um, you know, And we were in that
Speaker 1: conversation and it was like, oh, we gotta go on
Speaker 1: the air now. But I did not know that this
Speaker 1: was a big fear of yours. I understand not liking it.
Speaker 1: The thought of it does sound pretty bad. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that somebody had thought about before. Well, so goofy
Speaker 1: It happened because just one night I was on live
Speaker 1: really late, and I was doing stuff and I just
Speaker 1: kept hearing all these really weird sounds like coming from
Speaker 1: us like my house, and like nothing happened. But I
Speaker 1: just kept thinking, like, what are you guys gonna do
Speaker 1: if someone busts in my house right now, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And it just ever since that night,
Speaker 1: I've kind of thought about it. And then again before
Speaker 1: the show, we were talking about just people's comments and
Speaker 1: how weird they can be, and like some of the
Speaker 1: comments will be like, oh my gosh, there's somebody behind you,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's just so you turn around and
Speaker 1: freak out, you know what I mean, or like whatever
Speaker 1: the case is, even though you can see the reflection
Speaker 1: on your front camera, but it's just people are just
Speaker 1: goofy and I'm goofy in it. Yeah, it's fair. The
Speaker 1: problem is if the one time you don't turn around
Speaker 1: the rest someone behind you stabbing you. I know. So
Speaker 1: you have share on every time just in case. Yeah,
Speaker 1: new anxiety unlocked for why are you playing? Are you
Speaker 1: playing so late? Are you playing at four in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm live, I mean I'm waking up. Did come to
Speaker 1: the show, But that's that's a late night. I have
Speaker 1: such a kind and supporting following and like Scotland and
Speaker 1: Ireland and in the UK, and like that's when they're
Speaker 1: waking up, you know, and like especially like around so
Speaker 1: I usually go on from like two to four or
Speaker 1: three to five or whatever the case is. And and
Speaker 1: they're just so much find her, you know, I find
Speaker 1: that if I go TikTok live at five pm here,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be continual comments of just absolute nonsense,
Speaker 1: you know, and like half of its rude, half of
Speaker 1: its nonsense, half its whatever. And I do read every
Speaker 1: single comment on the lives, so I read them while
Speaker 1: I'm singing. I do all that stuff so like it
Speaker 1: will affect the live a lot for me if that's
Speaker 1: what all the comments are. So I just just cocoon
Speaker 1: and just do it at two in the morning when
Speaker 1: there's just a kind listening audience. I guess you care
Speaker 1: so much about your people. I mean me, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to wake up Earliver East Coast much lunch
Speaker 1: another country. I listen, Boston, we love you, but I
Speaker 1: don't get that hour to spare in all fairness, and
Speaker 1: I was explaining this lunchboxes, I don't wake up to
Speaker 1: go on these lives, you know. I just I'm already
Speaker 1: up day yea, yeah, I'm already up. And I don't
Speaker 1: wake up. I'm not up early in the morning, so
Speaker 1: my hours are just different than everybody else's. I read
Speaker 1: a story about a girl back in the nineties, some
Speaker 1: actress that she liked going to clubs, but she would
Speaker 1: go to bed at like five or six pm and
Speaker 1: sleep until two or three. Then she would just start
Speaker 1: her day. But she started at the club. You know,
Speaker 1: she'd go on two or three in the morning. She'd
Speaker 1: go to club of on wake up and have fun
Speaker 1: and then just go to work and not do that.
Speaker 1: Like that's out pretty cool. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: wake I mean I wake up crazy hours. But listen
Speaker 1: enough about me. I wake up that you were gonna
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm gonna go. I don't know
Speaker 1: what club. There's nowhere, there's no where. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: just my hours and I'm gonna do that. You ever
Speaker 1: play like early on when you're like I think I
Speaker 1: want to play, You ever go and do like the
Speaker 1: long bar sessions where you play for hours and hours?
Speaker 1: Did you ever have to do that at all? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had what I called a residence. I called a
Speaker 1: residency because it sounds cool. But Scoreboard um here in
Speaker 1: Nashville was my place for about five years. And what
Speaker 1: was that night like for you? If you went to
Speaker 1: play there? For about five years? I would play on
Speaker 1: Saturday nights and I would play three hour sets, and um,
Speaker 1: I loved Scoreboard and I became very touched to Scoreboard
Speaker 1: because you know, Nashville so rat and there's so many
Speaker 1: places to find musicians. But there's also a very interesting
Speaker 1: relationship with with venues that is not necessarily happening so
Speaker 1: much because musicians here are just playing everywhere they can't
Speaker 1: all the time. And so it was very important for
Speaker 1: me to find a venue that one champion to me
Speaker 1: two honestly, probably more importantly than that, let me play
Speaker 1: original music, you know, and that kind of thing and
Speaker 1: and do that. So it was kind of a cool
Speaker 1: thing between Scoreboard and I was like, if you wanted
Speaker 1: to see Ali Colleen, you had to go to Scoreboard.
Speaker 1: And then Scoreboard wasn't giving that night to anyone else,
Speaker 1: you know, but me, because we just had that deal
Speaker 1: kind of thing, and it was so cool. I've been
Speaker 1: lucky enough to do the Broadway stuff with like friends
Speaker 1: of mine when they get scheduled, but I've never been
Speaker 1: a Broadway player by any means. I don't know Scoreboard.
Speaker 1: Scoreboards by like by Nashville Palace over there across from
Speaker 1: like Gaylord opry Land and stuff. I know where that is,
Speaker 1: all right, it's the big path. I don't know where
Speaker 1: anything is. I've lived here for nine years. I can't
Speaker 1: get anywhere without GPS, so I'm lucky I get home
Speaker 1: sometimes after the show without GPS. Um, you still ride horses? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is that still the like one of the passions? Well, um,
Speaker 1: it's funny because the cover for halos and horns. I'm
Speaker 1: on my horse Einstein, which is um who when uh?
Speaker 1: The bays and I went out to go ride that day.
Speaker 1: That was the one that she wrote. So she got
Speaker 1: to ride Einstein that day. Um, so he's on it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, still at the boys, so they rode Einstein?
Speaker 1: Which horse to my wife right now? She rode Einstein,
Speaker 1: Bay rode Jack soste my boy. I put Einstein, I
Speaker 1: put I put your wife on Einstein. And that's the
Speaker 1: one that's on the cover of this. Yes, and that's
Speaker 1: the one that I can see him now. I can
Speaker 1: take you be like, look here's your horse. Yes, so
Speaker 1: you can see it. You can see her on there. Um,
Speaker 1: because I have Jack in Einstein, and I just I
Speaker 1: trust those horses a lot and they're very good. So
Speaker 1: that day, the girls rode them and I rode just
Speaker 1: another horse that my buddy had kind of thing. His
Speaker 1: name is Paco. What do you mean you trust a
Speaker 1: horse like to not steal your watch or what does
Speaker 1: that mean? I don't trust anything to not see my watch.
Speaker 1: But as far as like, I know that if I
Speaker 1: put the girls on Einstein or Jack, like, they're going
Speaker 1: to be safe and they're gonna be They're gonna be okay,
Speaker 1: you know, like starry rider will be fine on them.
Speaker 1: A snake comes out near Einstein, is he gonna go
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna get away from the snake, but
Speaker 1: he's not gonna like buck or freak out or anything
Speaker 1: like that. And then Jack on the other hand, which
Speaker 1: you could like literally a firecracker on her Jack and
Speaker 1: he's not going to move, And it's strictly a laziness,
Speaker 1: like he's just a lazy horse and get the best,
Speaker 1: but he's just a lazy horse. He didn't even close
Speaker 1: his mouth all the time. He just leaves his lip
Speaker 1: open because he didn't want to hold it up. Do
Speaker 1: you feel like you could communicate with your horses? Yeah? Effectively?
Speaker 1: How did you do they know words? So my family
Speaker 1: does wildlife rehabilitation in Oklahoma. So I grew up in
Speaker 1: this really rad wildlife clinic back home, and all my
Speaker 1: friends until I was probably like fifteen or animals, and
Speaker 1: I just think that animals are the coolest thing on
Speaker 1: the planet. And horses respond completely off a body language
Speaker 1: and pressure, so they know as soon as you get
Speaker 1: on them if you've ever wrote them or not, you
Speaker 1: know kind of thing. And that's and that's why I
Speaker 1: put her on Einstein, because she had a little experienced riding,
Speaker 1: or Laura didn't. And I know that if you get
Speaker 1: on Einstein, you never rode a horse before. Einstein's gonna go.
Speaker 1: I don't have to do anything today, and you're not
Speaker 1: going to make me do anything today, you know kind
Speaker 1: of thing. Thought, they're just cool and they're rad. And
Speaker 1: I sing to my horses a lot, and I think
Speaker 1: it's really I don't know if they care about it,
Speaker 1: but I like it. So once I was riding a
Speaker 1: horse and it got a little experienced myself and the
Speaker 1: horse big cowboy, huh huge, Actually, thanks for asking. You
Speaker 1: may not recognize me without my belt buckle, but here
Speaker 1: I am today doing this and the horse took me
Speaker 1: under a clothesline and clothesline and the horse kept going
Speaker 1: and I didn't because I closeline. Anything like that ever
Speaker 1: happened to you? And if it hasn't, well you're not
Speaker 1: a cowboy like me. But go ahead, I think since
Speaker 1: it hasn't happened to me, I am a Cow's quite
Speaker 1: true too. Okay, there we have it. Yeah, um, listen, Ali,
Speaker 1: You're great and you're you're just such a Your vocals
Speaker 1: are so good, it's so cool. Will you say because
Speaker 1: I call you Ali Colleen, but I hear you, hear
Speaker 1: people talking about you, and I hear your name pronounced
Speaker 1: all these different ways. So would you say it for
Speaker 1: everyone again? Exactly how to say your name? So we
Speaker 1: have these rad tank tops and it's Ali Colean Colleen
Speaker 1: Coolean Colleen and on the back it's like Joe Lane
Speaker 1: but with a sea got it so you can't forget it.
Speaker 1: It's just Colin And you can follow Ali on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Am al l I E co Oh, never mind, we'll
Speaker 1: just link it. I start spelling it out. I know
Speaker 1: it doesn't long. So you're on the road, You're playing
Speaker 1: a bunch of shows, a bunch of festivals. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah, We've got kind of the fair festival
Speaker 1: line up this summer for opening acts and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: We get to go to Denmark in September to do
Speaker 1: the Nashville Nights Songwriter Festival, which is super super rad
Speaker 1: um that we're excited about. It'll be our first time
Speaker 1: taking music over to the UK opposed to um at Belmont.
Speaker 1: You know, we did study abroad times. But just a
Speaker 1: lot of really cool shows that you know they can
Speaker 1: follow at Ali Coleen music dot com. We've got a
Speaker 1: full tour schedule on there. We're just really really excited
Speaker 1: about it. New shows are added every day. You know,
Speaker 1: after COVID all the venue things are wonky, so more
Speaker 1: stuff is just continues to be added, which we're very
Speaker 1: lucky for and very thankful for. All Right, you guys
Speaker 1: follow Ali Ray. Is there anything you would like to
Speaker 1: say to Ali your your dear friend. She can't hear you,
Speaker 1: but I will translate it to you. Go ahead, what up, girls, girl,
Speaker 1: Get brunch pretty soon. Get a brunch pretty soon. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's okay, all right, great to see you. I think
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, that's all is so good. Um.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna feature you as a national artist in our
Speaker 1: countdown in the next couple weeks with this song that's
Speaker 1: so right, we're gonna put you in the country top
Speaker 1: thirty as Yeah, I think that'd be awesome. I think
Speaker 1: our audience will like it. And from that go have
Speaker 1: a day. Wait there you go, she's cheering right now,
Speaker 1: you nap and then go to a club later. I
Speaker 1: think it's actually Ali Colane. You guys, check out halos
Speaker 1: and horns. Ali, great job, we'll see so thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, by bye. It's the best bits of the
Speaker 1: week with Morgan. Number two. Finally, pick a Bit has
Speaker 1: paid off for one member of the show, Eddie. He
Speaker 1: got to reveal who has been stealing money from his
Speaker 1: kid's wallets. So it is no longer on the docket
Speaker 1: for a pick a bit, But you know lunchboxes have
Speaker 1: you seen me on the news? Still is? So check
Speaker 1: this one out right here. Number five, I bet that
Speaker 1: we haven't done in a long time. And I get
Speaker 1: a lot of calls about it is why don't we
Speaker 1: do pick a bit? And mostly this is something we're
Speaker 1: doing it for months. Or I give you three options
Speaker 1: for a bit we're going to do, and we choose
Speaker 1: and then I do it, but we never hear from
Speaker 1: the other bits. Right now, the pickabit has three options.
Speaker 1: Number one, lunchbox has a bit? Has anyone seen me
Speaker 1: on the news? Oh? That's still there with an audio ray?
Speaker 1: Do you still have this audio? You do? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: better not lose that audio. It's key to the story. Okay.
Speaker 1: Number two Eddie, someone's been stealing money from my kid's wallets. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what Number three don't even know
Speaker 1: the bit anymore. Here, it's been a long time. Law
Speaker 1: enforcement has stepped in to help aim you with something.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that, Stop Eddie, why would you help?
Speaker 1: You're right? Sorry, So since you three have bits up
Speaker 1: for grabs, you can't be in. Our judging panel will
Speaker 1: be Raimundo, Morgan and myself. So we're gonna vote Morgan.
Speaker 1: We can pick lunchboxes. Has anyone seen on the news
Speaker 1: with audio? Eddie? Someone has stealing money from his kid's wallets?
Speaker 1: Or amy law enforcement has come in to help her
Speaker 1: with something. I mean, like, I really want lunchboxes and
Speaker 1: Eddie's to go away, but they just don't sound interesting.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean? Do you not lunch the news?
Speaker 1: Do you not read? You say? Amy, Okay, Raymond, Uh,
Speaker 1: Eddie's is intriguing or somebody getting money stolen lunchboxes has
Speaker 1: audio which tells me it's weak. So he needs supporting
Speaker 1: help and it's probably just not good. Amy's with law enforcement.
Speaker 1: That's such a buzzword. But I'm still gonna go with Eddie.
Speaker 1: I want to once and for all figure out who's
Speaker 1: stealing the money from the kids. Okay, if Eddie even remember,
Speaker 1: I remember, now, Yeah, I'm gonna go with It's my
Speaker 1: final vote. I'm gonna go with Eddie. Two really yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna pull it off to give up that
Speaker 1: you're never gonna don't ever give up. What's the difference
Speaker 1: you give up or not. We're still doing it. I
Speaker 1: mean we're never gonna pick it, so it doesn't matter. Eddie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have one pick a bit. You're bit has been picked,
Speaker 1: telling me someone's been stealing money from your kids wallets.
Speaker 1: We're setting it up like a segment. Ray hit the
Speaker 1: segment intro like we do, and here we go. So
Speaker 1: Eddie's had an issue with his kids. What happened? Well,
Speaker 1: they all have wallets, right, and this is money that
Speaker 1: they've earned from chores and just stuff they do and
Speaker 1: how they've collected money, and all of a sudden, one
Speaker 1: kid says, hey, I had five dollars here and it's
Speaker 1: not there anymore. And then other kids like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I realized that too. I had a bunch of ones.
Speaker 1: They're not here anymore. So four wallets, four boys, Yes,
Speaker 1: three wallets. Oh the baby no wallet? No baby doesn't
Speaker 1: have walt three wallets, three boys. But money is starting
Speaker 1: to be missing? Yes, is it? Are you? It's not me?
Speaker 1: I've done it before, where like we've ordered pizza, I
Speaker 1: don't have cash, I borrow, but this time it's not me. Okay,
Speaker 1: so do you want us try to guess? Sure? Why
Speaker 1: is money missing from Eddie's kids wallets? I don't know
Speaker 1: the answer to this. Amy Eddie takes it. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I think is Eddie had a couple too may drinks.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good guess. Daddy's been drinking a little bit,
Speaker 1: ordered pizza or something. Little babies figured it out. Maybe
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a wallet. But it's like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what is the answer. So the baby has a little
Speaker 1: vending cart and it comes with like fake sodas and
Speaker 1: it comes with like, you know, fake sandwiches and hot
Speaker 1: dogs and he pushes it around the house and I finally,
Speaker 1: I mean this has been going on. I mean it
Speaker 1: was it was months ago, because we've had this bit
Speaker 1: for a while, but it was like about a three
Speaker 1: week period where he was like, you know, charging us
Speaker 1: for hot dogs and I would give him like play money,
Speaker 1: and he would give me real cash back. And I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, maybe I don't know my wife gave
Speaker 1: him cash. He was giving you real change, and you
Speaker 1: didn't question that. Maybe I thought maybe my wife gave
Speaker 1: him a couple of dollars to just make it seem real. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what this fool's been doing. He's been taking money
Speaker 1: out of their wallets, using it for his little cart
Speaker 1: that he pushes around the house. I mean, dude, you're
Speaker 1: talking like almost twenty five dollars in cash that he stole.
Speaker 1: That's good stuff, all right, that's pick it. I can't
Speaker 1: remember that. Yeah, it's been so longer, talk abo months
Speaker 1: all right, So two bits remained on the list. We
Speaker 1: ever get back to it. Lunch boxes. Has anyone seen
Speaker 1: me on the news with audio and Amy? Law enforcement
Speaker 1: has come to help her. Amy. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I might as well just delete mine. No, it'll never
Speaker 1: get picked. You know. It's great lives if lunch Box,
Speaker 1: if I could vote, I would have known you one.
Speaker 1: You've never voted for it. That's true because you always
Speaker 1: say that, and you never vote for it. Never vote
Speaker 1: for it. Don't always say that, you always always like
Speaker 1: gay was like, I wish I could pick lunches, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to pick lunch this. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: here we are, Thank you man. That was cool. It's
Speaker 1: the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 1: This is also another epic interview on the show. This
Speaker 1: week Cadillac three. They came on and performed some of
Speaker 1: their songs. They also talked about what it was like
Speaker 1: or what it is like toriy with Miranda Lambert and
Speaker 1: Little Big Town Right Now, and they also shared fun
Speaker 1: stories about them all drinking together, which so cool. I
Speaker 1: have fomo. And they also told us why they took
Speaker 1: a break from music. So here it is number four
Speaker 1: on the Bobby Bones Show. Now the Catillac three. Hey,
Speaker 1: Jona saw a picture of you and you were in
Speaker 1: a pool. It was you and I think it was
Speaker 1: maybe one A Little Big Town shirtless Jimmy, I think
Speaker 1: to be fair, Yeah, maybe, I don't know. It's like
Speaker 1: a bunch of you guys were in the pool together.
Speaker 1: Who was in that picture? It was me, Jimmy, Karen,
Speaker 1: Miranda and her husband Brendan. How did you guys all
Speaker 1: end up in the pool? We like to party together.
Speaker 1: We're on the road with Miranda in a little big
Speaker 1: town right now on the Bandwagon, Bandwagon, Bandwagon, off the
Speaker 1: Bandwagon tour, and yeah, it's definitely off right now. But
Speaker 1: we were down in West Palm Beach and they had
Speaker 1: this pool at the venue and we decided it was
Speaker 1: you know, bluddy Mary Margarite a time about I don't know,
Speaker 1: nine thirty ten in the am and in the morning. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was good. It was good, Bobby, you would have
Speaker 1: loved it. So you drank a couple of Margharita's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you got in the pool at nine ten am.
Speaker 1: Then do you have to go on reset yourself before
Speaker 1: the show? Well, in theory, Bobby, that night we could,
Speaker 1: you know, we kind of all picked our battles there.
Speaker 1: We were like, I mean, for Cadilak, we only have
Speaker 1: to play thirty five minutes on that show, so I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I pretty much do anything for thirty well not everything,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean. But so they have
Speaker 1: to play a little longer, so I just kept it going.
Speaker 1: The tough part was the encore at the end, when
Speaker 1: I go back out with them and saying let it
Speaker 1: be by the Beatles. You know, I gotta go up.
Speaker 1: And when I find myself in times of trouble, mother
Speaker 1: Mary comes from me. So I go in, I find
Speaker 1: myself and hay, I'm heeling off time I see and
Speaker 1: then everybody laughs and it's great, and then I'll leave.
Speaker 1: You're drinking something in a can now, and it's that's
Speaker 1: just soda water Okay, Well I didn't know, you say.
Speaker 1: I usually start with waterloo and then we edge into
Speaker 1: the you know whatever. But yeah, so creatively as far
Speaker 1: as the group goes here, like what's happening with you guys?
Speaker 1: Last two years for crazy for everybody obviously, and that's
Speaker 1: feel like, that's the way everybody always preface prefaces with,
Speaker 1: you know, what's going on. But we you know, we've
Speaker 1: been hit real hard by the whole thing. My dad
Speaker 1: died and all this stuff, and we kind of had
Speaker 1: to regroup. We took six months off again after the pandemic,
Speaker 1: and now we're back and we're we just actually started
Speaker 1: the new record yesterday and it's going good. We're actually
Speaker 1: in the studio all this week, right down the streets here,
Speaker 1: so feeling very creative. It's a lot of fun, better
Speaker 1: spirits now and we're on the road with Miranda a
Speaker 1: little bittown, so it's it's pretty cool, man, when you
Speaker 1: take a break and you take six months to you know,
Speaker 1: kind of just re examined, see where you are creative,
Speaker 1: Like it's your personal lives lined up. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like you come back with a different creative spirit than
Speaker 1: you would have otherwise? You hope to, you know, I
Speaker 1: mean that's that's one thing that the beginning of the
Speaker 1: COVID thing had for at least me in particular, the
Speaker 1: Tabasco and Sweet Tea record. You know, it gave us
Speaker 1: a time to just sit and really concentrate on that
Speaker 1: and do something different completely on ex affected. And I
Speaker 1: think with our band, that's kind of where we always
Speaker 1: kind of want to keep people. You know, we don't
Speaker 1: want Bobby Bone sitting there going, oh, well, I know
Speaker 1: what those it's not you know, it's not a little
Speaker 1: Big Town or Dirks or you know whoever, all these
Speaker 1: people that do do things that are very expected actually
Speaker 1: a little bit down, that's wrong. They do different things.
Speaker 1: But and Dirks could be on a mountain or he
Speaker 1: could be on a beach. So those were two bad examples.
Speaker 1: But Eli young Ben No, the Catalac three is here.
Speaker 1: We're set up. We're gonna do a couple of songs
Speaker 1: to talk a little more. What would you guys like
Speaker 1: to play first? I think we're gonna do Tabasca and Sweetie,
Speaker 1: just because I like it. And that's a good enough
Speaker 1: reason for me. If you like it, thank you. We're
Speaker 1: good to go. All right, Catalac three, Here we go,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone Show. If the kids a hundred downs the knees,
Speaker 1: I burn you up, burning up weekend the knees. That
Speaker 1: good sheet mmmmm if it touch, I screamed, I talk
Speaker 1: a blue bear hot fudging? Do I mean that good?
Speaker 1: Sweet m I said, if she's hot on that bastle,
Speaker 1: I talk a barefoot black top down and dead torner,
Speaker 1: A sudden little sizzle you could fry their on it.
Speaker 1: She sweet on that sweet tea the man Mommy Street
Speaker 1: sugar water may be gonna lay a down sugar on
Speaker 1: a wind, God made my baby well and Musco being
Speaker 1: a rocking that Barton Europe, stay here, man on, Hello,
Speaker 1: fucking cocks here for me. She sweet teep. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: holy crap, that's awesome. Guy's a great job. Okay, thank you, man.
Speaker 1: Indulge me for a second. Jared, I'm just gonna list
Speaker 1: off some of the song because you've you've written as
Speaker 1: a songwriter. You call it that. Yeah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: arrass ornything because success just make me make me a
Speaker 1: look bigger than I am. Byby come on, Jaren wrote
Speaker 1: and no need for clips right there. These are such
Speaker 1: big songs. People will know them just by me saying them.
Speaker 1: Keith Urban and Eric Church, Raise them up, Keith Urban,
Speaker 1: You're Gonna fly, Jaco in American Country Love Song, Jaco
Speaker 1: and Beach and Billy Currington, Donut, Tim mcgrawl, Meanwhile Back
Speaker 1: at MoMA's Tim mcgrawl, Southern Girl, Frankie Ballard, Sunshine and Whiskey.
Speaker 1: Do songs just come to you when you're leaping, when
Speaker 1: you're in the shower, what's the deal? I mean? Not
Speaker 1: when we're doing a Cadillac three record, obviously, because those
Speaker 1: have not done as well as the other songs. I
Speaker 1: think it's different every time, Like whenever, you know, I
Speaker 1: remember Jonathan Singleton, who's another successful songer in town, tell
Speaker 1: me he hears him in the shower. I don't hear
Speaker 1: anything in the shower. I Usually you get in there
Speaker 1: and somebody says something cool, or you write something down
Speaker 1: when you're drinking beer at the end of the night
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, how would that fit to music?
Speaker 1: And then it kind of just happens, you know, Ashley Gore.
Speaker 1: They just walks in and says, I got this title
Speaker 1: American country love song. Like that's great, how do you
Speaker 1: not write that? And so we did and it was good.
Speaker 1: So you talk about the Catalact three and writing these songs,
Speaker 1: and you're I was going to ask, but you mentioned
Speaker 1: it last segment. You guys are doing it now, like
Speaker 1: you're doing the record now. So what is that? What's
Speaker 1: that timetable from when that new single or that new
Speaker 1: music we get comes out. It's you know, probably sooner
Speaker 1: than later now because it's everything seems like it moves
Speaker 1: a lot quicker these days. You know, you used to
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time on records. I think right
Speaker 1: now we're actually trying to take our time, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna get We're gonna start putting out songs pretty quickly,
Speaker 1: like we're we recorded one yesterday, We're probably gonna put
Speaker 1: it out next week. Just hear it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. That's that kind of world we live in now,
Speaker 1: and I think the fans really appreciate that and love
Speaker 1: to get in the contact or contact or the content
Speaker 1: as soon as they can. So one of my favorite
Speaker 1: songs from you guys was White Lightning. Man. That was
Speaker 1: just I don't know why that song didn't crush love.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. He's like, he's like, he knows exactly where
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with that. I played it. I know
Speaker 1: you played it. Nobody else I couldn't get people to
Speaker 1: jump on. I see you a text on that dude,
Speaker 1: thank you for playing white Lightning and he goes, who
Speaker 1: did new phone? Okay, enough of that, but it was
Speaker 1: you mentioned it. So I'm only gonna follow your lead here.
Speaker 1: You say you can't get the catalac three in that
Speaker 1: same spot with these number one songs, what's the disconnect?
Speaker 1: It's not you guys, super talented, great all three of
Speaker 1: you together. I have love all of you. Where where
Speaker 1: is that? Is? It kind of like a just I
Speaker 1: like to dumb it down for myself. Another group that
Speaker 1: struggles with this a bit, and I'm not comparing you
Speaker 1: to at all, but it's Brothers Osborne has a struggle
Speaker 1: of they can't get some people to commit to their
Speaker 1: sound because that's slightly different and they're slightly different. Is
Speaker 1: that you think where it is? I think you know,
Speaker 1: and t J and John obviously dear friends of ours.
Speaker 1: I think we all kind of have the mindset of
Speaker 1: do what you do and hopefully it gets to the
Speaker 1: point where people don't have a choice but not to
Speaker 1: play it because it's so it's become a sound that's
Speaker 1: in demand, and chasing something seems out of the realm
Speaker 1: of what we would do, or Brothers Osborne would do.
Speaker 1: You know, we'd much rather just go sell a thousand
Speaker 1: tickets everywhere we go, and you do that and live
Speaker 1: that kind of thing and not have to be like
Speaker 1: you know or whatever we can and we give those
Speaker 1: songs or whoever wants to go, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and you still get to check, say, come to the
Speaker 1: mailbox right there. So it's kind of a win win,
Speaker 1: you know. So on the next record, have you changed
Speaker 1: creatively in that since too? I mean that last working
Speaker 1: about in twenty twenty, right am I right on that?
Speaker 1: So it's been a bit of time like as long
Speaker 1: as we've ever taken. Yeah, are you guys in a
Speaker 1: different place creatively where there could be a little more?
Speaker 1: I think, you know, I think it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: little bit of both. I think we kind of really
Speaker 1: want to go heavy on this next record because we
Speaker 1: eat it's interesting and t J and John and all
Speaker 1: of us had this conversation all the time about how
Speaker 1: it's like so great to go out and play shows
Speaker 1: and play these things that are just aggressive that would
Speaker 1: never be on the radio, but you see the way
Speaker 1: that the fan reacts to them. And so it's like,
Speaker 1: in our perfect world, we do these things and record
Speaker 1: them right to where they work both worlds. So so
Speaker 1: you'll record both both songs that fit all spectrums. Look
Speaker 1: at Eric Church, right, he could drink a little drink,
Speaker 1: smoke a little smoke, or he'll cut what is the
Speaker 1: what was the big the heavier one, but he's got
Speaker 1: a high tenor country voice. Right, I'm down here and
Speaker 1: then t J and Jonah you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's a little easier selling Eric does it.
Speaker 1: But I think we'd like to record things that in
Speaker 1: our own way that would still work at radio. But
Speaker 1: it's gonna take people putting up the pirate flags and
Speaker 1: getting weird, you know. I mean, it's just realistic, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: I admire that. Love your music, big fans, off you guys.
Speaker 1: I like to I like it during a show when
Speaker 1: like these eighties shows, like all right, we'll go around
Speaker 1: on the drums, Neil and then you do your drum.
Speaker 1: I like it. Get a lot of that now, if
Speaker 1: you guys don't mind, I'd like to do it, though
Speaker 1: they're cool different. Alright, alright, ladies and gentlemen, you've been
Speaker 1: here all night. You're exhausted, your sweating. Let me introduce
Speaker 1: the band on the drums and back up vocals. Nil, okay,
Speaker 1: pretty sure? You know what? Fine? Okay, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: a lot of strings right now, he's gotta does lap.
Speaker 1: I'm not done, calbe Waite, I said, way it's Kobe.
Speaker 1: I think I just had a seizure from that. Okay, Hey, finally,
Speaker 1: I leave vocals and guitar. Jared hey Man, all right,
Speaker 1: there we have it, the acoustic version. Let me get
Speaker 1: some if you got to court it you play white lining.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I would love to Bobby, thank you for asking.
Speaker 1: She stole my heart faster than a heat seeking miss alone,
Speaker 1: a mission faster than a bass to the hook, when
Speaker 1: did it fish? Faster than on wool knuckle rules off
Speaker 1: a house faster than a whist gits shot down, down, shout.
Speaker 1: I stole I light, I saw fassled in a queen
Speaker 1: running You d al bassooed in a tu board dumping
Speaker 1: that you bassood and the others could shiver A long
Speaker 1: bassled in disturbed flying rule, I see, I saw I
Speaker 1: light down last I led down Alabama moon shining, Dota
Speaker 1: game n through hard when a storm started here. That's
Speaker 1: what loves feel like, That's what lives. So let's come on.
Speaker 1: Cadillac three. That's awesome, guy, it's gonna shop man, that's them,
Speaker 1: that's the Cadillac three. You guys go follow them on
Speaker 1: Instagram and Twitter at the Cadillac and the number three.
Speaker 1: When you get the new record or song done, if
Speaker 1: it's the one you guys feel like is the single.
Speaker 1: Let me know. I will put it on the National
Speaker 1: AC Countdown show, so that'll be a couple hundred stations.
Speaker 1: We'll do a little premiere here on this show as well.
Speaker 1: I won't be little, but I'd like to say that
Speaker 1: so I make self seem humble, which is hard. And
Speaker 1: then from there, well, at least give it a little
Speaker 1: kick in the pants to start. So just if you
Speaker 1: put something out that you're like, this is just our
Speaker 1: first taste. It's not really what we're aiming for. For
Speaker 1: like when you get that one Jared text, men, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, who do this? But then I'll go, you
Speaker 1: got it, and then we'll do it all right. I
Speaker 1: think you guys are so good and thanks buddy, you know,
Speaker 1: just to hear you guys perform live again. It doesn't
Speaker 1: remind me because I already knew, but it just reminds
Speaker 1: me that I need to be out front kind of
Speaker 1: waving that pirate flag. Although I'm not that crazy, I
Speaker 1: can still hold a flag up, you know. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: of course, man, Well, we appreciate you having this. Man,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Bobby always there. They are the Cadillac. To
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys. We'll be back in a minute. Nice
Speaker 1: shout guests, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 1: Number two. It's always weird when I include one of
Speaker 1: those segments that's about me, but this was a pretty
Speaker 1: interesting one. We did a blindfolded smell test to see
Speaker 1: where my smell currently sits. After I got COVID back
Speaker 1: in August. It's been like nine months and I still
Speaker 1: do not have my smell. So we decided to test
Speaker 1: it out see what I actually do smell. And I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna tell y'all, I did not do good. I
Speaker 1: thought something was cookies and it was definitely not cookies.
Speaker 1: So you know, listen for yourself, but then also go
Speaker 1: watch it Bobby Bones dot com or on my Instagram
Speaker 1: at web girl Morgan because the video it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Number three, Morgan, how long ago did you have COVID?
Speaker 1: I was in August of twenty one, so several months ago. Wow,
Speaker 1: nine months, and so she didn't have her smell forever.
Speaker 1: But you feel like now you're getting your smell back.
Speaker 1: I think I am. I'll get whips of things. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's there, and then it leaves, So I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 1: If it's one hundred percent back or not. So Morgan
Speaker 1: does not have headphones. Yeah, I can't see anything right,
Speaker 1: and she can't see anything because she got a blindfold on.
Speaker 1: We have six things. Now, what I'm gonna do is
Speaker 1: tell the audience what it is, and then she's going
Speaker 1: to smell it and we'll see if she can identify it. Now,
Speaker 1: some of the stuff is really strong meaning and I
Speaker 1: just it's like food things, right, So when I say it,
Speaker 1: you guys don't react like oh you got it or
Speaker 1: like that would be hard to smell. Just don't react. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: The first thing I'm gonna say what it is? You
Speaker 1: can't hear me? Right? Hold on, Morgan, can you hear
Speaker 1: me a little bit? Okay, can hear me now? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Hold your ears? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a round with No, just hold her ears, Just
Speaker 1: hold her put o ears? Oh ear mousing? No, I
Speaker 1: can't squeezing. Okay, Well, Morgan, stop talking so I can
Speaker 1: say it. Hold on. First thing is a lit candle?
Speaker 1: A candle? Cool? All right, here's she go? If she
Speaker 1: has her smell back? Is there something an undermine nose?
Speaker 1: There's something. Can you smell? I'm nervous. The problem is
Speaker 1: you're gonna catch her face on fire. Guys. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I was saying, the heat. Okay, her hair
Speaker 1: is singing fire. Okay, cut No, it's not fire. It
Speaker 1: was a little candle, but we kick fire. Did you
Speaker 1: smell that at all? Morgan? I didn't smell it until
Speaker 1: it started to get really close to my face. That's
Speaker 1: why I was like, it's something there. We're not going
Speaker 1: to count that one. They almost cut her face on fire. Okay,
Speaker 1: lunchbox number two. If you're covered up my sharp bee,
Speaker 1: my sharp be all right, here we go. Now we're
Speaker 1: gonna put it under your nose. Morgan, don't move your head,
Speaker 1: but smell, big, big breath. Oh chlorox. Oh that smells
Speaker 1: like chlorox. Oh what is that? Yep, don't like that.
Speaker 1: That's that's cleaning clean. No, it's maybe your smell is
Speaker 1: messed up. It's a it's my sharpie. Oh yeah, no
Speaker 1: that okay, Morgan, Now that you know, Mike put the
Speaker 1: sharp under her nose again. Now that you know it's
Speaker 1: the sharpie smell, No, it still it smells like nail
Speaker 1: polish remover, like some acid tone like clean spie. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is sad over two we started crying. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: All right, next up, lunchbox, I feel cover ears a
Speaker 1: freshly good onion. Oh no responses, Oh rush, good onion. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Smell, Morgan, what is Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can smell something. I have no idea what it is? Big,
Speaker 1: big whiff meat? Is it some kind of So you
Speaker 1: do have some sort of smell. You just can't really
Speaker 1: tell what it is. No, I mean it sells awful
Speaker 1: whatever it is. Okay, we're gonna try after we tell
Speaker 1: her it's an onion. Oh yeah, no, I smell again.
Speaker 1: And now that you know it's an onion. No that
Speaker 1: that doesn't smell like an onion at all? Okay at all?
Speaker 1: Is that a meat smell? An onion? I mean I
Speaker 1: smelled the onion from across too. Okay, let's now this
Speaker 1: next one is strong. It's a very strong smell. Okay,
Speaker 1: so cover. Here's here we go. Curry powder, curry powder,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be very very strong. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: don't don't don't do it, Mike, you can, but Morgan ready, one, two, three?
Speaker 1: Some kind of spice idea. What that one's kind of
Speaker 1: close though, right, Mike. Okay, so it's curry powder. Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's strong. Okay, but can you can you
Speaker 1: actually smell the curry now? No, it's it just smells
Speaker 1: like a mix of spices, like I'm getting salt pepper though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: At least she's in the ballpark, right. Morgan's head covid
Speaker 1: or she did about a year ago, and she's trying
Speaker 1: to see if she can smell things. She hasn't really
Speaker 1: nailed one yet. No, Now, this one will be a
Speaker 1: very familiar smell. Okay, and good Mike, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say what it is. Here we go a good lunch? Ye,
Speaker 1: Raymondos cologne, right, so hard, hold on, hold on, don't
Speaker 1: talk Raymondos cologne. All right, go ahead and Morgan? One
Speaker 1: two three? Go oh, cookies is happening? Okay, one more time?
Speaker 1: One more time? Cookie? No? Still cookie? So well, it's
Speaker 1: raised cologne. That's a good cologne, right, what is it?
Speaker 1: Spokey Monster after dark Bob. Yeah, it's a very distinct smell.
Speaker 1: Everybody smells like cookies at all. Smells like a bomb
Speaker 1: that's on spite that that spices on it no, okay,
Speaker 1: well there's only one more. But she I would say,
Speaker 1: she's kind of over five. The COVID has messed her
Speaker 1: smell up. Yeah, right now, our studio smells like a
Speaker 1: sandwich shop. Last one. These are lunchboxes soccer shin guards
Speaker 1: that are so sweaty. Lunchboxes shin guards. Okay, and under
Speaker 1: the nose oh bo of some kind kind of that
Speaker 1: smells like bo kind of that's hold on go again.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like somebody just sweat in the gym. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that lunch boxes sweaty. She can smell. That's so gross.
Speaker 1: That's funny that that is so strong. It defeated her
Speaker 1: nose issues. Yeah like, okay, well, Morgan, I say, you
Speaker 1: are almost I don't know, trouble. I feel bad. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't feel good about that at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: you only got one really and it was lunchboxes. Bo.
Speaker 1: You're right, she went bo. It's the best bits of
Speaker 1: the week with Morgan. Number two. Such a huge moment
Speaker 1: for Bobby. This past weekend, he received an honorary doctorate
Speaker 1: from the University of Arkansas, which was one of his
Speaker 1: top three coolest moments in life that he dubbed in
Speaker 1: his speech. So that's pretty awesome. But he also talked
Speaker 1: about on the show how it all happened, what happened
Speaker 1: during his speech at the ceremony, and something even happened
Speaker 1: last minute that kind of had him a little nervous.
Speaker 1: Number two. I was in Faville, Arkansas over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Pretty awesome. They gave me an honorary doctorate and it's
Speaker 1: an amazing time that went. And this is a little
Speaker 1: nervous about going up there because a bunch of smart people,
Speaker 1: a bunch of fancy people, a bunch of chancellors, and
Speaker 1: you know what a chancellor was. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I learned, do you know, because I spent time with
Speaker 1: the Arkansas chancellor and he's awesome, and it's mister, then doctor,
Speaker 1: then chancellor in that order. Chancellor is bigger than doctor.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was talking to him doctor Robinson.
Speaker 1: It was like he's chancellor and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: that's bigger than doctor, and they're like yeah, and so
Speaker 1: I thought it's pretty cool. But we had a dinner
Speaker 1: the night before it was great, and I got up
Speaker 1: and gave my speech and the whole speech was basically
Speaker 1: about how if you have big dreams. If you want
Speaker 1: big success, you have to really invest in very small goals.
Speaker 1: And I compared it to when I was training to
Speaker 1: do triathlons and I hated it and I hate running,
Speaker 1: and I have to go out and run ten to
Speaker 1: twelve miles on a long run. But I knew if
Speaker 1: I looked at it as a ten mile run, I
Speaker 1: would never be able to do it because I hated
Speaker 1: it so much. And that was such a big goal
Speaker 1: that it was like, how do I even do this?
Speaker 1: Where do I start? But once I got out there
Speaker 1: and I went, okay, I can run to that tree, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can run to that tree, I can run to
Speaker 1: that melos. That all those little goals allowed me to
Speaker 1: actually finish the ten or twelve mile run. Then I
Speaker 1: compared that with things in my career and I felt
Speaker 1: like it pretty well. I told some jokes, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't terribly long, about eight minutes or so. But what
Speaker 1: had happened was and I did feel really good about it.
Speaker 1: I give myself an as. What had happened was we
Speaker 1: get into Bud Walton Arena, which is where Arkansas plays basketball.
Speaker 1: It's massive arena, and everyone's down in the chairs and like,
Speaker 1: this is the big one, the general graduation. They're like,
Speaker 1: but it's mostly masters and doctoral graduations. So I had
Speaker 1: a whole thing about four years and four year, but
Speaker 1: that was none of the graduates. Tho. Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: talking about it's two minutes before I'm going on, and
Speaker 1: I got a whole situation. These guys have already been
Speaker 1: in the ring, They've already done that. They're doing it
Speaker 1: already like that. They're the ones that have dealt like
Speaker 1: lunch drugs is saying that have done all the work
Speaker 1: to get there, and they're going to listen to this guy.
Speaker 1: But I think what they were listening to and what
Speaker 1: I was hoping they would listen to. I'm a little
Speaker 1: offended by that. Was that like chasing big dreams. Because
Speaker 1: I've been able to do some things. I'm older than
Speaker 1: most of them by far. I'm a little over twenty
Speaker 1: five point ye a little bit. So it was about
Speaker 1: having really big goals for you know, whatever did you
Speaker 1: want to do in your career. And I talked to
Speaker 1: some of them. Some of them want to be doctors.
Speaker 1: Some of them we're getting there. And there's a difference
Speaker 1: in a PhD in an m D. Mds a medical doctors, right,
Speaker 1: PhD is the one that is doing it based on
Speaker 1: academia the doctorates. Yeah, something like that. But it was
Speaker 1: great and left and I felt like there were some
Speaker 1: spots had to edit on the fly, but it was good.
Speaker 1: I did a couple of jokes. I started off with
Speaker 1: a little joke where coach Pittman's the head football coach
Speaker 1: at Arkansas. That way you'll understand what this joke is.
Speaker 1: But here you go. Here's the first clip. This is
Speaker 1: really one of the coolest three days of my life.
Speaker 1: If I were to list them out, number one would
Speaker 1: be when I got married, Number two would be this,
Speaker 1: and number three would be actually in the same building.
Speaker 1: I ran into Coach Pitman at a jurnal and we
Speaker 1: were both there at the urinal, and I just wanted
Speaker 1: to talk to them, but there are rules, and it
Speaker 1: was I kept my eyes forward and I waited, and
Speaker 1: then he washed his hands and I said, a woo pig.
Speaker 1: But that's a big moment for me, so I just
Speaker 1: wanted to so got him laughing at the beginning, and
Speaker 1: then did the deal and walked off and got an
Speaker 1: applause and got my degree, and there I was, and
Speaker 1: I asked. I was like, hey, what's a situation. Because
Speaker 1: I'm not a real doctor. Obviously I can't do that
Speaker 1: many surgeries. Just I don't him really a couple that
Speaker 1: I studied for, And I said, what's the deal? I
Speaker 1: as well, people cannot call you doctor. They were like,
Speaker 1: it's frowned up on to sign your name doctor. But
Speaker 1: I guess if you really wanted to, you could. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think I'm gonna do that
Speaker 1: because listen, I understand they gave it to me based
Speaker 1: on life achievements, not because of me studying what the
Speaker 1: real doctor studied. But it is a little too I
Speaker 1: say you should. I'm never gonna sign maybe as a joke.
Speaker 1: But it was a really great weekend. It was, and
Speaker 1: so we went came back, crushed it and met a
Speaker 1: lot of really cool people and just thankful that everybody
Speaker 1: was so nice. I got a little emotional to end,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't really emotional the whole time, but when
Speaker 1: I was, I had written this thing at the end
Speaker 1: and it was like, I thinked Caitlin and wishing my mom,
Speaker 1: my grandma could be there, and I started choking up
Speaker 1: and I was talking about my mom and my grandma.
Speaker 1: It just did not think that would happen to me,
Speaker 1: but I guess anytime I really talked about them publicly.
Speaker 1: And listen, I don't really have a lot of family,
Speaker 1: you know. I have a sister back home, and then
Speaker 1: have Arkansas Keith, who I'm not really related to anymore,
Speaker 1: and my stepdad for a few years, so I didn't
Speaker 1: have any family that was there. Caitlin's parents came, which
Speaker 1: that is now family. That's a new family, but it
Speaker 1: is a kind of a weird situation that I kind
Speaker 1: of wish I had a head folks there. But it
Speaker 1: was nice that Caitlin's mom and dad came, because they
Speaker 1: definitely didn't I didn't even ask them. They were like,
Speaker 1: you better believe we're gonna be there, and Caitlin was there.
Speaker 1: But I'll play that clip for you and you can
Speaker 1: hear me get a little choked up. And then I
Speaker 1: think our PlayStation league as well, here you go. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to do something special for everybody here today
Speaker 1: up around here. So now that I'm a doctor, if
Speaker 1: you keep your ticket half off a surgery for me,
Speaker 1: anybody part big. Thanks to a few people, my wife Caitlin,
Speaker 1: who I love, who's here, who has the masters, and
Speaker 1: I know what drives are crazy that I have honorary
Speaker 1: leapfrogged her and that's right, my grandmam, my mom, who
Speaker 1: aren't with us anymore. But they would have crapped their
Speaker 1: pants and see this, all the bullies that beat me up.
Speaker 1: It made me funny. And my entire NBA two K
Speaker 1: League on PS five for are watching right now from
Speaker 1: their PlayStations. We nerds can do this together, and as
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant said, all of you, you're the real MVP.
Speaker 1: Thank you boo big. So there you go. And some
Speaker 1: of them were watching from their PlayStations, which is pretty cool,
Speaker 1: and logged in and we watched it up. So it
Speaker 1: was a really good weekend. And now how I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna die was we were flying over and
Speaker 1: we were we went through the worst turbulence I've ever
Speaker 1: experienced in my life, and I thought, isn't it ironic?
Speaker 1: We go, I'm finally graduating from the college I've always
Speaker 1: wanted to go to and graduate from, even though it's
Speaker 1: honorary and fake. Um, I'm gonna die. And it was
Speaker 1: so bad that I noticed other people on the plane
Speaker 1: they were working, they started to freak out a little bit.
Speaker 1: And when they get on and go here, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go around the storm, You're like, oh no, because you
Speaker 1: know they're not gonna go so far around it. There's
Speaker 1: no bumps. They're just gonna like walk the edge. And
Speaker 1: we went around a storm and we were going through
Speaker 1: some crazy bumps and I look over and there's this
Speaker 1: guy who's playing a video game next to me on
Speaker 1: his phone. He's like, can't he plays video game? It's
Speaker 1: getting so bad, like just chill as could be. I
Speaker 1: was convinced we were going to die. Lucky spoiler, we
Speaker 1: didn't die good and we landed and I was very thankful,
Speaker 1: and then we came back home and so, um, it
Speaker 1: was great. I really don't have anything else to say
Speaker 1: about it. Um, Eddie, you can ask a question if
Speaker 1: you'd like, Yeah, no, you have a couple all. This
Speaker 1: is a press conference now, Eddie, go ahead. So a
Speaker 1: bunch of people have always asked you, like, oh, would
Speaker 1: you go to Arkansas? You're a big fan and you're away.
Speaker 1: Was like, no, I didn't go to actually didn't go
Speaker 1: to Arkansas. But yeah, I've been a lifelong Arkansas fan,
Speaker 1: Now that you're have an honorary doctorate, can you say now, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I went to Arkansas. It's interesting. I even
Speaker 1: talked about that in my speech, was like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: afford to go here, so this is super exciting for
Speaker 1: me to be able to come and get this, and
Speaker 1: they get your an official alumni and then my name
Speaker 1: is sketched on the sidewalk as a graduate, because everybody
Speaker 1: who graduates from the university gets their name sketched into
Speaker 1: the sidewalk. And so I mean, I'll probably just say
Speaker 1: yeah and just kind of lie, yeah, sure did. Are
Speaker 1: just got to dance around it. But I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1: So they gave me a bumper sticker instead alumni they did,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, please put it on the bronco. Soy,
Speaker 1: So okay, let's go another question. Are the monitor? Yes? Um?
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do with your diploma? You're
Speaker 1: gonna hang it up in the office, You're gonna put
Speaker 1: it here in the studio. I don't know. I'll probably
Speaker 1: keep it at home. Did you get a real one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have a picture of it. It's awesome. It's a
Speaker 1: real diploma. I didn't say honory on it. It's a
Speaker 1: crazy thing. I think they messed up and now I'm
Speaker 1: rolled out there left the word on. Um. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: let's do a couple. Yeah. I got a question. Did
Speaker 1: you go around campus and take pictures in front of
Speaker 1: like dorms and stuff to like kind of relive like
Speaker 1: you were in college, like, oh, you know you're this
Speaker 1: where it started. No, we did go around campus a
Speaker 1: little bit because we had a couple events that we
Speaker 1: had to go to. We had a dinner the night
Speaker 1: before and we stayed at a dorm that is now
Speaker 1: a hotel, so stuff. You got to stay at a
Speaker 1: dorm that would have been hilarious because you didn't ever
Speaker 1: go there, so you got to go stay in the dorm.
Speaker 1: They made me. It's like it's like Billy Madison had
Speaker 1: to live out all of it a week. Um, okay, anymore?
Speaker 1: All right? Yes, did you have any students boo you
Speaker 1: because you didn't actually go to school there? I did
Speaker 1: anybody say you're a fake? I did not get heckled
Speaker 1: from the crowd. I did not know. Okay, okay, well
Speaker 1: I got two more. Pick one of the two. One
Speaker 1: was a bigger moment. This weekend, and I'll asked a
Speaker 1: serious one, this time your show being announced or getting
Speaker 1: your honorary doctorate. Oh easily the second one. Yeah, easily, No,
Speaker 1: not even close. The doctorate was by far the bigger
Speaker 1: what I've been. I've been working my whole life to
Speaker 1: get a TV show. I've had like four, yes, but
Speaker 1: an honorary doctor. You don't work your whole life of that.
Speaker 1: They just show it to you. But I had to
Speaker 1: work to have enough of a cloud, no, of enough
Speaker 1: of a resume for not only giving back to the
Speaker 1: state but also in career for them to go this.
Speaker 1: I think one of the last ones I gave was
Speaker 1: the Dali Lama. Yeah, he didn't go to school there either,
Speaker 1: And my joke was, man, you guys have fall in
Speaker 1: a long way. I feel from the Dolly Lamitate. Oh
Speaker 1: he didn't go to Arkansas. He did not interesting? No, no,
Speaker 1: so yeah, by far the saco on shows come and go.
Speaker 1: I'll always be a doctor. Oh my goodness. All right,
Speaker 1: go ahead, feel bad that you were at the dinner
Speaker 1: with like the highest of high ups and normal students
Speaker 1: didn't get invited to that. I feel bad. No, No,
Speaker 1: why would I feel bad. I'm just making sure I
Speaker 1: got invited. They were only like forty people there, right,
Speaker 1: I know, And you didn't do anything to get invited.
Speaker 1: You got an honorary doctorate. Those people studied, they would
Speaker 1: did you ever? Do you know where the library is
Speaker 1: on campus? By chance? I didn't need it, all right?
Speaker 1: And their name really goes in the sidewalk. Yeah, graduate.
Speaker 1: If I'm the person next with you, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: this guy did nothing and he's in the sidewalk next
Speaker 1: to me. I studied, blood, sweat and tears, crammed, probably
Speaker 1: took adderall to stay up and cramp with these tests.
Speaker 1: And then kish Man, hilarious. I hope you're proud. I
Speaker 1: am proud of at the coolest thing I think in
Speaker 1: the history of my career. I think this is it.
Speaker 1: It's cooler than the Radio Hall of Fame when I
Speaker 1: was put into that. Really, oh yeah, by far. This
Speaker 1: is a based on achievement sort of thing. Um achievement
Speaker 1: and giving back, you know, it's a mix of those
Speaker 1: two things. So yeah, it's the coolest thing. It's cooler
Speaker 1: than Dance with Stars. I know you don't want to
Speaker 1: abuse the whole title doctor, but I think you should
Speaker 1: make Lunchbox call you doctor Bones from now on every
Speaker 1: day if he does and I call him squirrel, we
Speaker 1: all called squirrel. Yes, all right, well anyway, thank you.
Speaker 1: M appreciate all the calls and messages. Thank you, Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: The single class. I'm gonna be the only one that
Speaker 1: class for him. I mean, guys, he just had clapped
Speaker 1: in text or Eddie sent a real super nice message.
Speaker 1: Everybody like did something nice. Well, So I didn't know
Speaker 1: your ceremonies gonna be that early. I was worried. I
Speaker 1: was texting while you were doing it. Once I saw
Speaker 1: your stream and I'm like, oh, all right, that's it.
Speaker 1: Thank you all. It's the best bits of the week, Morgan.
Speaker 1: Number two and then y' all cannot get enough of
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Speaker 1: I was laughing in the studio, y'all were laughing online.
Speaker 1: There was so much engagement on this one. You guys
Speaker 1: just couldn't get enough. So I'm just gonna stop talking
Speaker 1: and let you try to fall asleep. Number one. Okay.
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Speaker 1: we'll give you all this money. If you win, you'll
Speaker 1: narrate a story for us. Now, they're not a sponsor
Speaker 1: of ours, but we're gonna have a competition to see
Speaker 1: who would read a sleep story the best in this room,
Speaker 1: and we'll judge each person based on their ability to
Speaker 1: be calm and relaxing. There are four people in the
Speaker 1: mix here, Raymundo, Eddie Amy, and Lunchbox. I start. I'm
Speaker 1: starting to do it now. I can't stop this music.
Speaker 1: You're starting to sound really soon this music song. I
Speaker 1: just thought i'd get into the segment. So take a
Speaker 1: deep breath and get ready to hear some sounds that
Speaker 1: well make you go to sleep. You have to go,
Speaker 1: all right. So we'll judge him, and the winner gets
Speaker 1: fifty bucks from the room and we'll send it off
Speaker 1: as our official spokesperson for this cond Yes, okay, ready
Speaker 1: up first, Eddie, guys, I might win this whole thing. Dude.
Speaker 1: When I did it, I felt really good about how
Speaker 1: he came out. Now, you guys had to make it
Speaker 1: yourself with no help from any production team here at
Speaker 1: the show. Correct. So thirty seconds, what do you call yours?
Speaker 1: Give us just a little bit of insight here, and
Speaker 1: this one's called the Journey into the Clouds. That's a
Speaker 1: good name. That's a good name. Thank you. All right,
Speaker 1: here's thirty seconds. Here's Eddie submission. Welcome to the world
Speaker 1: of clouds. This let's journey of you and me up
Speaker 1: way high in the sky, balancing from cloud to cloud.
Speaker 1: Don't go too high, you might not come down. Doesn't
Speaker 1: that cloud look like kill? Close your eyes, take a
Speaker 1: deep breath, and let's go to sleep. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, made myself laugh a little bit again. Ray,
Speaker 1: How long was that? It was? Thirty seconds? Wow? That
Speaker 1: was so quick. I felt like five seconds feels like
Speaker 1: when you got a sleep and you wake up. Was
Speaker 1: I even asleep? That's good, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'd like to cloud in the pillow reference. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's pretty solid. Okay, the judging me, me,
Speaker 1: Morgan and Mike. We're gonna listen to all of them. First, okay,
Speaker 1: here is Raymondo. What is your titled? Uh, less stress,
Speaker 1: more life? Which is your mantra? Yeah, okay, here is Raymundo,
Speaker 1: our audio producer. Go ahead, what's up? It's sison more
Speaker 1: specifically sleep Sisson. Are you ready to sleep? You you are?
Speaker 1: My motto is less stress, more life, less zooms, more z's,
Speaker 1: less power point, more power, naps, less bitcoin, investa, more siesta.
Speaker 1: It's officially sleep sizzon. That's good. I like the problem.
Speaker 1: That was really good. I thought the play on words
Speaker 1: was great. You get a bonus point for that. But
Speaker 1: where to me the bonus points taken away? Is I
Speaker 1: have to p at the beginning, Like I'm already I'm
Speaker 1: already teetering on the edge of peing all the time. Anyway,
Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping and I went, I went in hard waterfall.
Speaker 1: That might have been a bad call. In my barton,
Speaker 1: I thought he was peen at the beginning. Oh, he
Speaker 1: was just doing it wrapping. Okay, next up, lunch of block. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm in trouble. I don't get the talk right. You're
Speaker 1: just gonna You're gonna just play it. I mean, geez,
Speaker 1: trying to knock me out of the competition. After Bobby
Speaker 1: complain about the water. I'm worried about this because mine's
Speaker 1: called walking to the waterfall. Ocause no, no, when you listen,
Speaker 1: when you go to those noise machines, they always have
Speaker 1: waterfalls as one of the options. And I thought, man,
Speaker 1: that is so calming. Everyone wants to walk to a
Speaker 1: beautiful waterfall. I also agree with you, and I think
Speaker 1: there's only one kind of stream that makes me want
Speaker 1: to pee. So if this is a calming stream, all gay,
Speaker 1: Because okay, waterfalls are very right, just making sure. Here's
Speaker 1: the lunchbox. It's called walking to the waterfall. It is
Speaker 1: now time to become one with the bed and the
Speaker 1: sheets and the darkness around you. As we close our eyes,
Speaker 1: we are walking to the most beautiful waterfall you've ever seen.
Speaker 1: A green forest with flots of big, luscious green trees.
Speaker 1: There's two tier on your right, there's a rabbit on
Speaker 1: your laugh, and you can hear the waterfall. Walk there.
Speaker 1: It is nothing but beauty. Never relax, and then there
Speaker 1: it is the most beautiful waterfall, And now it's time
Speaker 1: to go to sleep. That would startled me a few times.
Speaker 1: A couple of things one lunch. Did you perposely put
Speaker 1: it in one ear at a time? Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you mean one ear? It would go in like a
Speaker 1: left ear, Yeah, and then right. It wasn't stereo, so
Speaker 1: if you had, you would hear a waterfall only in
Speaker 1: one ear? Really? Yeah, I don't even notice. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to do like it sound effects. But in
Speaker 1: your headphones? Did you hear like one ear waterfall? One ear?
Speaker 1: You talking a man? I didn't even notice, Like I
Speaker 1: really thought it was in both ears. Maybe I just
Speaker 1: should have taken the one headphone. All of a sudden
Speaker 1: it was like in my left ear and scared the
Speaker 1: crap out of me, like someone turned the pall my
Speaker 1: headphone out, Like I thought that was coming through. There's
Speaker 1: a rabbit running, Yeah, you got it. You gotta a
Speaker 1: peaceful rabbit hopping through the forest, a couple of deer
Speaker 1: grazing on some grass, and then you walk out and
Speaker 1: there's the beautiful Yeah we already did that. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and by beautiful waterf I made a bucket dumped to
Speaker 1: my head. I couldn't find a good waterfall sound. That
Speaker 1: was the best I could find. Amy, You're you're last out,
Speaker 1: So tell us little bit about yours. Mine is free
Speaker 1: flow into sleep, because that's what I just went into
Speaker 1: my car and turned on the air conditioner to create
Speaker 1: some white noise in the background, and I free flowed.
Speaker 1: So you just recorded this that well. I originally have
Speaker 1: recorded something with sound, but it was more of like
Speaker 1: a song, and then I was like, oh shoot, I
Speaker 1: think we're just to narrate. So I just went and
Speaker 1: free flowed and the air conditioner is my background. I'll
Speaker 1: listen to it first before I say anything. Here we go,
Speaker 1: who are falling asleep? It's so beautiful in your dreams?
Speaker 1: Then right, stop this this it sounds like somebody like
Speaker 1: recording a song for one of our competitions. For doing
Speaker 1: it from their phone. It sounds like there's that you're
Speaker 1: a laundromat, So what this is? You didn't have it done?
Speaker 1: And you just know I did have it done? You did?
Speaker 1: I have a produced song? You do? I do? Okay,
Speaker 1: but I'd like to hear that too. Okay, Mike d
Speaker 1: has it, you can put it in. Okay, this I'll
Speaker 1: like it. She doing on an airplane, I know. It
Speaker 1: feels like she had play pause, record and let go
Speaker 1: a pose from or tape player. I'm feeling better about mine. Yeah. Okay, hey, rude,
Speaker 1: here's Amy's a gam Sorry, it's called a phone. Okay.
Speaker 1: Let's flow into sleep. Reflow it into sleep. You are
Speaker 1: falling asleep. It's so beautiful in your dreams. You can't
Speaker 1: wait for you to get there. Picture the ocean, the
Speaker 1: waves crashing. You are falling asleep. You are going to
Speaker 1: wake up so rested and refreshed. You are going to
Speaker 1: get sleep. Don't think about that. Don't think about things
Speaker 1: that are going to keep you up. Stop you are
Speaker 1: falling asleep. It's time for your dreams. I got scolded
Speaker 1: and all that. Stop it. And then secondly, it does
Speaker 1: sound like she's walking around the mall or something. Or
Speaker 1: she's sitting in a red line. There's a truck nic
Speaker 1: store with a big muffler, that too, Yeah, just in
Speaker 1: my car parked idols with the air on. Dude, does
Speaker 1: Ray have the other one? Mike? I could play it
Speaker 1: straight from the internet. Yeah, play it straight from the internet.
Speaker 1: Let's just let's just go rogue. Are yeah? Yeah? Are
Speaker 1: you picture ocean waves crashing, crushing, otions crashing, crashing. You
Speaker 1: are falling asleep. It is so pretty in your dreams.
Speaker 1: You are falling, you are falling asleep, you are so
Speaker 1: so sleep. Oh boy, we're I think I'm more aware.
Speaker 1: That was a clock that sounds like what like a
Speaker 1: serial killer? Max I. I didn't think that was scary.
Speaker 1: And then the winchell wiper sound was a clock counting
Speaker 1: you down. I had counted, but then that made it
Speaker 1: longer than thirty seconds. Well, I think probably, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys are agreeing with you, Mike and Morgan.
Speaker 1: We could probably live to Amy from this altogether. Right
Speaker 1: we get Mike, Okay, Amy, that's okay. Thank you for
Speaker 1: having me. She felt really hard to get in the competition.
Speaker 1: She did it. Three left, lunch box? Can you play
Speaker 1: lunches again for me? One more time? Please? Let's now
Speaker 1: guess what we're gonna do is we're gonna score these three.
Speaker 1: Thank you, so a one through a ten for these
Speaker 1: three right here, and we'll add up our scores. All right, raimundo,
Speaker 1: will you play lunchboxes? It is now time to become
Speaker 1: one with the pad and the sheets and the darkness
Speaker 1: around you. As we close our eyes, we are walking
Speaker 1: to the most beautiful waterfall you've ever seen. To a
Speaker 1: green forest with lots of big, luscious green trees. There's
Speaker 1: two tier on your right, there's a rabbit on your left,
Speaker 1: and you can hear the waterfall you walk through the mopan.
Speaker 1: There it is nothing but beauty. Now relax, and then
Speaker 1: there it is the most beautiful waterfall. And now it's
Speaker 1: time to go to sleep. I definitely need to hear
Speaker 1: it twice so I can appreciate it fully. I got
Speaker 1: three leftier waterfalls and one right. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys are that And he keeps saying there it
Speaker 1: is over and over again. Okay, judges, what do you
Speaker 1: write that? One out of ten? You have your scores
Speaker 1: written down. I'll be rude, Mike. I give it a three.
Speaker 1: More I can give it a four. I give it
Speaker 1: a two. Wow, So four, three and two so we're
Speaker 1: no no time the best. Amy's not bad. It's lunch bins.
Speaker 1: Total score of nine. Yeah total, we didn't even make
Speaker 1: the final make it. So let's calling down over there missing.
Speaker 1: You have two chances here, you have two different miss
Speaker 1: to sleep. I let go all right. Next up, we're
Speaker 1: going back. I'll get to write no, no, no, you're
Speaker 1: get to write you're out of this, Raymundo, you're next
Speaker 1: up if you'll play it one final time. What's up?
Speaker 1: It's Sison more specifically sleep Sison. Are you ready to sleep?
Speaker 1: You you are? My motto is less stressed, more life,
Speaker 1: less zoom more z's, less power, point, more power, naps,
Speaker 1: less bitcoin, investa more siesta. It's officially sleep Cizon. That's good.
Speaker 1: Ray Under the second time too, really good. Appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Morgan kind of made me want a party even though
Speaker 1: I'm also asleep. So I'm giving in a five. Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a nine. I thought it was great. Mike,
Speaker 1: I give it a seven. Okay, So a nine and
Speaker 1: a seven and a five. I believe that's twenty one.
Speaker 1: A quick math, guys, Is that right? Mike? Nine? S okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: All right? Next up is Eddie. It's final time, so
Speaker 1: lunchbox with nine. I'm shocked that that killed me by
Speaker 1: that much. Raymundo at twenty one, and here is Eddie.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the world of clouds. This witless journey. You
Speaker 1: and me up way high in the sky, balancing from
Speaker 1: cloud to cloud. Don't go too high you might not
Speaker 1: come down. Doesn't that clouds look like a pillow, close
Speaker 1: your eyes, take a deep breath, and let's go to sleep. Good,
Speaker 1: real good. I don't know if I can beat Gray.
Speaker 1: His rhymes were too strong. Yeah, but yours has that.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the toilet and fel like he's trying
Speaker 1: to he's trying to do that play pot. Oh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can beat him. He's going
Speaker 1: for sympathy right now. When I call Eddie, he answers
Speaker 1: his face time on the toilet. That's what he sounds like.
Speaker 1: He's talking to me. All right, Mike, do you go first?
Speaker 1: What do you write Eddie's I give it a nine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's go nine. He felt it the same.
Speaker 1: If the little giggle wasn't in there, it would have
Speaker 1: got a ten. But an eight? What an eight? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: What's that nine? Eighth? Okay, that's seven one. So you
Speaker 1: need a four a time, you need a four? Come on,
Speaker 1: both five to win. I wrote my score down before
Speaker 1: all this happened, so it doesn't matter. I gave you
Speaker 1: a seven. Then now I do get to a part
Speaker 1: for this out. Yeah, I set it on. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Even had the production team wrap it up, do it
Speaker 1: big and will officially come from us as the show.
Speaker 1: This representing all the listeners. Wow, okay, thank you. Do
Speaker 1: you like the whole cloud theme or show? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: clouds is really good. Good. I like that said cloud
Speaker 1: that's not a pillow. That's good. Cloud, that's really good.
Speaker 1: Heads are winning job. It's the best Bits of the
Speaker 1: week with Morgan number two. That's it for the best bits,
Speaker 1: just the bits, y'all. Thank you so much for spending
Speaker 1: your weekend or your week or your road trip or
Speaker 1: whatever you're doing with me and with some of these segments.
Speaker 1: Make sure you check out Part one with Amy. It's
Speaker 1: an interview. Don't get to hear stuff like that on
Speaker 1: the show when we really talk and we just sit
Speaker 1: down for an hour and a half and talk about
Speaker 1: life in what's happening with us lately. So it's always
Speaker 1: a super fun one. To make sure you check that out, y'all.
Speaker 1: I hope you have a fabulous day. I love y'all.
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