WEBVTT - BOULDER TERROR ATTACK: TRUMP HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS  - 6.3.25 

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. He

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<v Speaker 1>came in through Biden's ridiculous open border policy, Trump writes

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<v Speaker 1>of the man who has purportedly confessed in the Bolder

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<v Speaker 1>flamethrower attack, which has hurt our country so badly he

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<v Speaker 1>must go out under Trump policy. Yeah great, well he didn't. Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>You have blood on your hands for Boulder, Colorado. The

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<v Speaker 1>attack on the weekly march of those remembering the Gaza

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<v Speaker 1>hostages was carried out by a man here illegally, whom

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<v Speaker 1>Trump and his big talking crowd of bullies, losers and

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<v Speaker 1>cowards have had four months to find and removed, and

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<v Speaker 1>have criminally failed to do so because they under phony

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<v Speaker 1>tough guy Tom Homan and dress up Barbie Christinome. We're

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<v Speaker 1>too busy kidnapping mothers and gay hairdressers and kids at

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<v Speaker 1>their high school graduations, and people here legally and immigrants

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<v Speaker 1>dutifully showing up for their hearings the way law abiding

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<v Speaker 1>people law abiding means not like Trump. Law abiding people

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<v Speaker 1>do that. The suspect Mohammad Sabri Solomon was still here

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<v Speaker 1>is the fault of Donald Trump, because the entire Maga

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<v Speaker 1>immigration stunt is a show put on for the racists

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<v Speaker 1>and the xenophobes. It goes after only the soft targets.

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<v Speaker 1>It uses only brutality and force when neither is necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>It is there to terrify one part of this country

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<v Speaker 1>and satiate the sadism of the other part of this country.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the opposite of securing the borders. It is

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<v Speaker 1>a prelude to something called remigration, a term I will

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<v Speaker 1>get to in a moment. And remigration is itself the

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<v Speaker 1>prelude to ethnic cleansing. And the guy here illegally actually

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<v Speaker 1>doing something terroristic does not fit in to the scheme

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<v Speaker 1>of Trump and his henchman, Stephen Miller, the champion of remigration,

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<v Speaker 1>the demented, warped, soulless bastard behind it, Stephen Miller, who

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't wait to turn the Sunday attack into a sword

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<v Speaker 1>with which to again try to butcher this nation's humanity.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean he couldn't wait, literally, he couldn't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>If he had waited, more people would have realized Miller

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<v Speaker 1>and his gestapo are not the solution to this problem.

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<v Speaker 1>They are its cause. Miller writes, a error attack was

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<v Speaker 1>committed in Boulder, Colorado, by an illegal alien. He was

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<v Speaker 1>granted a tourist visa by the Biden administration, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he illegally overstayed that visa. In response, the Biden administration

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<v Speaker 1>gave him a work permit. Suicidal migration must be fully reversed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's remigration. Incidentally, everything else in there is factually inaccurate.

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<v Speaker 1>Visa was overstayed in twenty thirteen, meaning Trump and Miller

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<v Speaker 1>have not just had the last four months to find

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<v Speaker 1>and remove this creature, but they had the entirety of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seventeen through the beginning of twenty twenty one to

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<v Speaker 1>do so. They did not act against this man because

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't fit the profile. He was not a sitting duck.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a real danger. And Miller and Nome and

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<v Speaker 1>Homan and the ice dickwads who are too terrified to

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<v Speaker 1>show their faces in public, let alone pursue a real danger,

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to take any chances with anybody who might

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<v Speaker 1>cause a problem. Miller, blood on your hands, scumbag. There

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<v Speaker 1>are people in this country who should not be There

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<v Speaker 1>are people who should be deported or repatriated or detained.

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<v Speaker 1>Every administration has acknowledged this. Every administration has done this.

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<v Speaker 1>The Obama administration did this at a rate higher than

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump one has, largely because they looked for threats,

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<v Speaker 1>not scapegoats, because they were fairly good at finding them.

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<v Speaker 1>The Boulder, Colorado flamethrower terror attack was hard work to

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<v Speaker 1>find who did it. It would have been harder work

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<v Speaker 1>to find who was going to do it. That they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't try is Donald Trump's fault. And what is to

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<v Speaker 1>come after this is even worse and even more per

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<v Speaker 1>formative and even more confirmational of the fact that Trump

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<v Speaker 1>and Miller and Marco Rubio are not looking for criminals

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<v Speaker 1>to remove. They are looking for innocent people and those

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<v Speaker 1>guilty of misdemeanors or things less than misdemeanors to purge,

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<v Speaker 1>to remove, to cleanse. Got little notice last week, but Rubio,

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<v Speaker 1>rapidly rising to the top of the hypocrisy charts to

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<v Speaker 1>replace even Lindsey Graham for largest percentage of soul sold,

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<v Speaker 1>announced a reorganization of the State Department that would in essence,

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<v Speaker 1>eliminate all efforts inside that department to provide a haven

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<v Speaker 1>here for foreign nationals who have helped this country, like

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<v Speaker 1>the thousands of people in Afghanistan who fought the Taliban

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<v Speaker 1>with us. Before Trump surrendered to the Taliban, it would

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<v Speaker 1>eliminate that department and replace it with quote the Office

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<v Speaker 1>of Remigration. Go look up that word remigration on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Nearly everything you will find on Twitter x will be

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<v Speaker 1>in German. Sometimes it will have been translated from German

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<v Speaker 1>by some pasty white Englishmen with bad teeth associated with

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<v Speaker 1>Nigel Farage. It is the nice way to say ethnic cleansing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the word of the decade among the far right,

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<v Speaker 1>Neo Nazis and the Nordic Arians. It is what they

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<v Speaker 1>say is their answer to their great paranoid, lunatic fear,

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<v Speaker 1>the great replacement, the theory that white people are to

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<v Speaker 1>be removed and succeeded by everybody else, by everybody who

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<v Speaker 1>isn't white at the moment. Remigration. It is what Nazis

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<v Speaker 1>do in the twenty first century. Marco Rubio wants to

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<v Speaker 1>introduce it into our country, and he is trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do so. Now, let's just pass on the irony that

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<v Speaker 1>most of the European Arians would look at Marco Rubio

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<v Speaker 1>and say he needs to be remigrated. They haven't told

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<v Speaker 1>Marco that part yet. The whole twisted inside out perverted

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<v Speaker 1>anti American, anti democracy, anti humanity approach of Rubio and

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<v Speaker 1>Miller and Holman and Gnome and Ice and Trump was

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<v Speaker 1>summarized in an exchange printed last week by the news

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<v Speaker 1>site Axios, in which an anonymous current Rubio flunky at

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<v Speaker 1>State claimed that we've had remigration before in this country

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<v Speaker 1>because a bureau doing exactly the opposite thing had the

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<v Speaker 1>same name, quote the way that it worked before. Population

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<v Speaker 1>refugee migration was basically an entire bureau dedicated to bringing

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<v Speaker 1>people into the United States, said the State Department official,

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<v Speaker 1>who spoke on condition of anonymity. It had the migration function,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the name. We're just reversing the flow of

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<v Speaker 1>migrants who shouldn't be here to go out of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Consider that for a moment, remigration is fine according to

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<v Speaker 1>Marco Rubio's stooges, because we used to call saving people

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<v Speaker 1>from bad countries and bringing them here is the same

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<v Speaker 1>to the Trump criminal gang as taking people from this

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<v Speaker 1>country and sending them into danger into bad countries. This

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly the same as saying a blood transfusion is

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<v Speaker 1>identical to letting somebody bleed to death because blood keeps

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<v Speaker 1>moving through a little hole in you. In both cases,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just quibbling over which direction it's flowing. It would

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<v Speaker 1>be patently monstrous if it were not first so patently stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is the entire existence of Donald Trump in

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<v Speaker 1>one sentence, isn't it? And this isn't new. They sneaked

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<v Speaker 1>it through amid the other ten tons of shit that

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<v Speaker 1>comes out of Trump's mouth every day. In September of

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<v Speaker 1>last year, in the middle of the usual racist hate

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<v Speaker 1>dressed up as border issues, as Trump escalated it towards

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<v Speaker 1>his neo Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden just before

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<v Speaker 1>the election, Trump wrote of his vow to quote return

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<v Speaker 1>Kamala's illegal migrants to their home countries parentheses, also known

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<v Speaker 1>as remigration. Remigration is farther right than even those Trump

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<v Speaker 1>cultists cheering on the day disappearing of the innocence Advocate,

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<v Speaker 1>and Trump is at its forefront, and Trump is bringing

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<v Speaker 1>it here with his little horror Marco Rubio at the helm.

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<v Speaker 1>And the key thing to remember is, like all good

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<v Speaker 1>ethnic cleansing, it is not about finding people who are

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<v Speaker 1>actual threats, like the man who admitted to creating his

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<v Speaker 1>own flamethrowers, and trying to burn Jews to death in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Those people are too much trouble for the ethnic cleansers.

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<v Speaker 1>Ethnic cleansing remigration is about convincing all the white people

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't actually have to search for threats, or

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<v Speaker 1>investigate for threats, or prepare for threats, or separate those

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<v Speaker 1>people who are threats from those people who are not.

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<v Speaker 1>You just round up all the people who you think

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<v Speaker 1>look like threats. That is remigration, that is ethnic cleansing.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Donald Trump's presidency. And that because you no

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<v Speaker 1>longer bothered to look for people who are guilty or

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<v Speaker 1>who might be planning heinous acts. You just look for

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<v Speaker 1>their skin tone and their names. That is why the

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<v Speaker 1>blood of Boulder, Colorado is on the hands of Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>I said this would be a headline based format for

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<v Speaker 1>this special experimental Tuesday edition of the Countdown podcast. So

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<v Speaker 1>here are some headlines. Good news, big surprise in big

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<v Speaker 1>law at big at least the big vshy law. Wall

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<v Speaker 1>Street Journal reports that Oracle, Morgan, Stanley, McDonald's, and at

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<v Speaker 1>least eight other gigantic American corporations have moved at least

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<v Speaker 1>some of their legal representation away from the cowardly collaborators,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones who folded to Trump and agreed to do

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<v Speaker 1>his bidding for him, if only he would spare them,

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<v Speaker 1>collaborators like Paul Weiss and Scadden Arps now known as

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<v Speaker 1>Scadden Arps scumbag. McDonald's dropped its Paul Weiss litigator on

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<v Speaker 1>the eve of trial. Its litigator was Loretta Lynch, the

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<v Speaker 1>Obama Attorney General, who has not yet had the intestinal

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<v Speaker 1>fortitude to resign from Paul Weiss. Finally, somebody showing some

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<v Speaker 1>guts McDonald's, Morgan Stanley Oracle please note Columbia University. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not just the big money bailing out of those who

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<v Speaker 1>hoared themselves for Trump. Tesla sales in Europe have crashed

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<v Speaker 1>faster than well than a musk rocket. Down nineteen percent

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<v Speaker 1>in Spain, down thirty percent in Denmark, down thirty six

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<v Speaker 1>percent in Holland, down fifty four percent in Sweden, down

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<v Speaker 1>sixty seven percent in France, down sixty eight percent in Portugal.

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<v Speaker 1>But who will pay for Ewon's drugs? Hasn't anybody thought

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<v Speaker 1>about Ewon's drugs? What about Elon's drugs? The price of

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<v Speaker 1>depends will go down as a result of this, and

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<v Speaker 1>while most leading Democrats are still trying to throw everything

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<v Speaker 1>into reverse, looking at you, Gavin Newsom, because they think

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<v Speaker 1>all democracy needs is its own Trump, its own Joe Rogan,

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<v Speaker 1>its own Adolf Hitler. Wes Moore may at least be

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<v Speaker 1>driving in the right direction forward more, according to Politico,

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<v Speaker 1>got the real message out of Trump's success. The real

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<v Speaker 1>lesson cut to the chase with the voters. Quoting the

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<v Speaker 1>Maryland governor from last week, urgency is the instrument of change.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you know who understands that really well? Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>Wes Moore went on. I want to be clear. We

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<v Speaker 1>can and we must condemn Donald Trump's reckless actions, but

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<v Speaker 1>we would also be foolish not to learn from his impatience.

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<v Speaker 1>He's right. The point is to promise change as quickly

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<v Speaker 1>as possible, and then do as much of it as

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<v Speaker 1>you can before they try to stop you. What is

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<v Speaker 1>the lesson of twenty twenty five? Have a game plan,

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a party. Have a game plan. Map out

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<v Speaker 1>your first hundred days down to who you are going

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<v Speaker 1>to indict. We saw what happened when Joe Biden thought

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<v Speaker 1>we could just go back to normal, not understanding that

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<v Speaker 1>normal had been destroyed by Trump. We saw what happened

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<v Speaker 1>when he appointed Merrick Garland, who's still thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We saw what happened when Biden dithered on putting them

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<v Speaker 1>all in jail forever. They didn't go to jail. Democratic

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<v Speaker 1>candidates preparing for twenty twenty eight must now vow to

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<v Speaker 1>prosecute everybody and override any and all Trump pardons immediately

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<v Speaker 1>by whatever means are necessary. You want change, do you maga?

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<v Speaker 1>You want remigration? How about packing up Tom Holman, Christy Nome,

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<v Speaker 1>Marco Rubio and Trump at twelve oh one pm January twentieth,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty nine, and putting them on a cargo flight

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<v Speaker 1>to El Salvador before anybody can stop you. Also of

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<v Speaker 1>interest here on this special edition, I have been challenged

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<v Speaker 1>by professional complainer and America's favorite eighty fifth place swimmer

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<v Speaker 1>Riley Gains to a swimming race of some kind to

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<v Speaker 1>prove she is right about everything she whinds about, which

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<v Speaker 1>is everything. Here is my advice, as a veteran of

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<v Speaker 1>fifty years in sports broadcasting. Bet on her, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sixty six and Riley Gains is what fifty fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. That's next This is Countdown. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Oberman, my crazy friend host scripts to

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<v Speaker 1>the news, some headlines, some updates, some snark, and sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>like in this edition, some stories that are actually just

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<v Speaker 1>about me, some of them like perhaps all This is

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<v Speaker 1>the Countdown podcast and these are the places where there's news.

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<v Speaker 1>Dateline Brazil. So you heard about that Glenn Greenwald video. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I'm going to say about it, except it

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<v Speaker 1>was hardly the worst Glenn Greenwald video of recent date.

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<v Speaker 1>Just over the last week, in fact, just over the

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<v Speaker 1>past weekend. Yesterday, Glenn Greenwald also did a videotaped interview

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<v Speaker 1>with Tucker Carlson which had far more foot worship and sucking,

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily of feat. He claimed Biden had been sick

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<v Speaker 1>for a five years, ten years, five hundred years, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. And let me tell you a story about

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<v Speaker 1>who Glenn Greenwald is. This is from twenty ten, when

0:18:30.955 --> 0:18:35.035
<v Speaker 1>Glenn Greenwald was with Salon and he was not totally

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<v Speaker 1>nuts yet. Joan Walsh was the editor in chief and

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<v Speaker 1>an occasional guest on Countdown, and I mentioned to Joan

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<v Speaker 1>that Joe Scarborough had gotten our contributor to the Countdown

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<v Speaker 1>program on MSNBC coas Marcos Mulitsis, the hosts of the

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<v Speaker 1>proprietor of the Daily Coast website. He'd gotten Marco's band

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<v Speaker 1>because Marcos had made a vague reference on Twitter to

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<v Speaker 1>the death of the assistant, the woman assistant in Joe

0:19:08.875 --> 0:19:12.835
<v Speaker 1>Scarborough's congressional office. There was a valid point in making

0:19:12.875 --> 0:19:17.315
<v Speaker 1>this reference because Joe had insisted that the Democrats would

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<v Speaker 1>never investigate something bad that had happened to somebody, and

0:19:20.755 --> 0:19:23.555
<v Speaker 1>Marcos was pointing out, Oh, an investigation like what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to your assistant in your office when she died? Well,

0:19:27.395 --> 0:19:31.315
<v Speaker 1>Scarborough accused Marcos of accusing him of murder, went to

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<v Speaker 1>our bosses, and because he and one of my bosses

0:19:34.035 --> 0:19:36.915
<v Speaker 1>used to like to go drinking together, he got him

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<v Speaker 1>to ban Marcos Militsus from my show. So somebody else

0:19:42.275 --> 0:19:45.715
<v Speaker 1>getting one of my regulars banned from my show, which

0:19:45.755 --> 0:19:48.235
<v Speaker 1>made the company one hundred million dollars a year, some

0:19:48.315 --> 0:19:52.555
<v Speaker 1>of which was spent on backstopping the money losing Jaw

0:19:52.715 --> 0:19:55.995
<v Speaker 1>Scarborough program, which has now proved to be what it

0:19:56.075 --> 0:20:00.555
<v Speaker 1>always was at heart, a conservative blowing with the wind.

0:20:01.115 --> 0:20:04.315
<v Speaker 1>He's back to blowing with the Trump wind and you

0:20:04.355 --> 0:20:06.955
<v Speaker 1>can make the next stage of that joke for yourself

0:20:07.315 --> 0:20:09.675
<v Speaker 1>in any event. I mentioned this to Joan Walsh in

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation before or after she was on the show

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<v Speaker 1>one night, and she said, you know, Glenn Greenwald is

0:20:15.435 --> 0:20:18.595
<v Speaker 1>really upset. He'd heard something about this and would love

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to write something, even if you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it anonymously with him. And I said, well,

0:20:23.835 --> 0:20:25.435
<v Speaker 1>have him give me a call or shoot me an

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<v Speaker 1>email or whatever. And I can't remember if he emailed

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<v Speaker 1>me or shot me a call or what he did.

0:20:31.355 --> 0:20:33.515
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember which way it was, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the records of this anymore, but I do remember

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation, whether it was written or actually oral au

0:20:40.635 --> 0:20:45.355
<v Speaker 1>are al. Glenn wanted to know if this was true,

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<v Speaker 1>if Scarborough had connived to get Malitsus thrown off MSNBC

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<v Speaker 1>on a permanent basis, and I told him what I

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<v Speaker 1>knew about it, and I said, now it has to

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<v Speaker 1>be completely off the record, because I can't I can't

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you about this. I can't reveal this information.

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<v Speaker 1>They could fire me, and I don't want them to

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<v Speaker 1>fire me because I am preparing to quit the place.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I agree completely I will always keep your confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never given up a source. I have that

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<v Speaker 1>same journalistic standard that you do. I have great respect

0:21:14.475 --> 0:21:16.635
<v Speaker 1>for your work. Blah blah blah blah blah. And he

0:21:16.715 --> 0:21:21.075
<v Speaker 1>published some kind of story about it, citing an anonymous

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<v Speaker 1>NBC source. He didn't even point me out as the

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<v Speaker 1>person who had talked to him, And apparently he had

0:21:27.875 --> 0:21:31.235
<v Speaker 1>many other sources for this story. Not exactly a secret,

0:21:31.395 --> 0:21:34.435
<v Speaker 1>but obviously I would have been the definitive one. Marcos

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<v Speaker 1>knew about it. Obviously too, he'd got in the phone

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<v Speaker 1>call from the MSNBC executive who did this act on

0:21:40.195 --> 0:21:45.075
<v Speaker 1>behalf of his pet, Joe Scarborough. So something happened in

0:21:45.115 --> 0:21:47.715
<v Speaker 1>the ensuing couple of days. And I don't even remember

0:21:47.715 --> 0:21:50.955
<v Speaker 1>what this was, but I was critical of some detail,

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<v Speaker 1>some minor conclusion in a Glenn Greenwald article and said

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<v Speaker 1>so on countdown, and the next thing I knew, Glenn Greenwald,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe, again, was on the phone telling me that

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<v Speaker 1>if I did not rich tacked to my criticism of him,

0:22:06.955 --> 0:22:09.955
<v Speaker 1>he would announce that I was the source for his

0:22:10.035 --> 0:22:16.555
<v Speaker 1>story about Marcos Malitsus being banned in effect by Joe Scarborough. Theoretically,

0:22:16.555 --> 0:22:20.795
<v Speaker 1>at least jeopardizing my employment at NBC and theoretically setting

0:22:20.795 --> 0:22:23.475
<v Speaker 1>me up to be fired for cause for speaking to

0:22:23.555 --> 0:22:30.315
<v Speaker 1>him without permission. That is who Glenn Greenwald was in

0:22:30.395 --> 0:22:35.355
<v Speaker 1>twenty ten. So if you saw what I saw in

0:22:35.435 --> 0:22:38.635
<v Speaker 1>the six or seven seconds I watched of that other video,

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<v Speaker 1>not the Tucker Carlson one. The Tucker Carlson stuff doesn't

0:22:41.955 --> 0:22:45.235
<v Speaker 1>surprise me in the least. Glenn Greenwald has no standards,

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<v Speaker 1>and certainly no standards that are relied upon to exist

0:22:49.275 --> 0:22:51.995
<v Speaker 1>in the same way six months from now, at alone,

0:22:52.035 --> 0:22:58.235
<v Speaker 1>fifteen years from now, Glenn Greenwald dressed up in like

0:22:58.315 --> 0:23:04.915
<v Speaker 1>a sexy French woman maids costume doesn't surprise you. Know.

0:23:05.515 --> 0:23:07.995
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, I knew he must have had one

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<v Speaker 1>of those Glenn Greenwald dateline eighty fifth place in some

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<v Speaker 1>swimming pool somewhere. Riley Gaines is back. I happen to

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<v Speaker 1>think this might be the greatest self own of the

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<v Speaker 1>modern social media era. I pointed out once again. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was this time after Lynda McMahon, the secretary

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<v Speaker 1>of I Don't Have an Education, claimed that one of

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<v Speaker 1>our great Olympic swimmers, Riley Gaines, had had her career

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<v Speaker 1>ruined and something like her Olympic medals denied because she

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<v Speaker 1>had once had to face or she was beaten by

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<v Speaker 1>a transgendered swimmer. In point of fact, Riley Gaines never

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<v Speaker 1>participated in the Olympics because she was a mediocrity. She

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<v Speaker 1>finished fifth, tied for fifth in the race one by

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<v Speaker 1>Leah Thomas, the former male who was swimming as a

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<v Speaker 1>woman for Penn State. Whenever this was in like the

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<v Speaker 1>last known incident of a major sporting event in solving

0:24:04.995 --> 0:24:08.155
<v Speaker 1>a transgender athlete. Because all the time we spend talking

0:24:08.155 --> 0:24:10.915
<v Speaker 1>about this and the Republicans wringing their hands because of

0:24:10.915 --> 0:24:13.635
<v Speaker 1>their secret fear that one day they'll wake up wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to become transgendered, because that's what this is all about,

0:24:16.835 --> 0:24:19.355
<v Speaker 1>just as their hatred of gaye is all about their

0:24:19.395 --> 0:24:22.995
<v Speaker 1>secret desire to be gay. Look it up. In any event,

0:24:23.555 --> 0:24:29.315
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing behind this is they would rather spend months, years,

0:24:29.755 --> 0:24:34.195
<v Speaker 1>decades debating and of course demonizing the people involved, rather

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<v Speaker 1>than spending the same amount of time looking at each

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<v Speaker 1>case individually of there being a transgendered athlete competing against

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<v Speaker 1>women who were born women and saying, well, what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of balance can we make here? It's like the horse

0:24:48.195 --> 0:24:51.315
<v Speaker 1>races if the jockeys are different weights. In a horse race,

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<v Speaker 1>if all the jockeys are one hundred and thirty five

0:24:53.795 --> 0:24:55.715
<v Speaker 1>except for that one guy who weighs only one hundred

0:24:55.715 --> 0:24:58.075
<v Speaker 1>and thirty two pounds, they give him three pounds of

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<v Speaker 1>weights to put in his shoes so he weighs the

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<v Speaker 1>same as the other jockeys. Otherwise, you'd win the race

0:25:03.315 --> 0:25:06.155
<v Speaker 1>based on how light the jockey was, and someday somebody

0:25:06.195 --> 0:25:08.715
<v Speaker 1>would win a race with a forty seven pound kid

0:25:09.075 --> 0:25:12.155
<v Speaker 1>running the race on behalf of the horse owner. So

0:25:12.355 --> 0:25:14.995
<v Speaker 1>you could just do that by I don't know. In swimming,

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<v Speaker 1>add a second to the athlete who had the longer,

0:25:19.155 --> 0:25:22.555
<v Speaker 1>long bones, who had the male physique or part of

0:25:22.595 --> 0:25:26.435
<v Speaker 1>it before they were transgendered. It's not impossible. My friend

0:25:26.435 --> 0:25:30.155
<v Speaker 1>Renee Richards, who happens to be a transgender athlete who

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<v Speaker 1>won a title at the US Open as a woman

0:25:33.155 --> 0:25:35.915
<v Speaker 1>and did not destroy women's tennis in the process, and

0:25:35.955 --> 0:25:39.035
<v Speaker 1>did not beat Martina Navratilova and was accepted in the

0:25:39.075 --> 0:25:41.915
<v Speaker 1>community and did not destroy things, she has suggested that

0:25:41.955 --> 0:25:44.995
<v Speaker 1>perhaps this is the solution. You play a game in

0:25:44.995 --> 0:25:48.315
<v Speaker 1>tennis or a match in tennis, and the transgender athlete

0:25:48.355 --> 0:25:52.075
<v Speaker 1>starts having lost the first game, so that the other athlete,

0:25:52.075 --> 0:25:56.115
<v Speaker 1>the woman in the race, in the game, in the match,

0:25:56.675 --> 0:25:59.235
<v Speaker 1>is already ahead one nothing, and then you start something.

0:25:59.475 --> 0:26:03.155
<v Speaker 1>You could spend a lot of time examining each case

0:26:04.195 --> 0:26:08.075
<v Speaker 1>and reside of it equitably to everybody's belief. In one

0:26:08.435 --> 0:26:11.075
<v Speaker 1>millions of the time that has been wasted, turning this

0:26:11.235 --> 0:26:15.035
<v Speaker 1>into a debate as if the world is filled with

0:26:15.195 --> 0:26:19.075
<v Speaker 1>male athletes who decided to cut off their penises so

0:26:19.115 --> 0:26:23.595
<v Speaker 1>they could win a fricking tennis match. I've said it

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<v Speaker 1>before and I'll say it again. You will find lots

0:26:26.075 --> 0:26:28.635
<v Speaker 1>of male athletes who will joke that they'd cut off

0:26:28.675 --> 0:26:32.195
<v Speaker 1>a testicle to win. You've never heard one say they'd

0:26:32.195 --> 0:26:34.835
<v Speaker 1>cut off something a little bit more important in the

0:26:34.875 --> 0:26:40.915
<v Speaker 1>same general physiological area. In any event, Riley Gaines believes

0:26:40.915 --> 0:26:44.475
<v Speaker 1>her life was ruined by a transgender swimmer. She would

0:26:44.515 --> 0:26:47.275
<v Speaker 1>have finished I don't know, eighty fourth in the Olympic

0:26:47.355 --> 0:26:50.155
<v Speaker 1>trials rather than eighty fifth. She would be a little

0:26:50.235 --> 0:26:53.955
<v Speaker 1>less mediocre without transgendered athletes. Therefore, she has become a

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<v Speaker 1>campaigner against them. Her latest big thing was complaining about

0:26:57.835 --> 0:27:01.235
<v Speaker 1>the University of Maryland selecting as its speaker for its

0:27:01.275 --> 0:27:06.155
<v Speaker 1>commencement address Kermit the Frog. Then, I don't know just

0:27:06.715 --> 0:27:10.435
<v Speaker 1>to throw out a name, Riley Gaines. I think you

0:27:10.475 --> 0:27:13.395
<v Speaker 1>can make the comparison there and understand that Riley Gaines

0:27:13.475 --> 0:27:15.955
<v Speaker 1>is not considered to be as smart as Kermit the Frog.

0:27:17.035 --> 0:27:20.555
<v Speaker 1>Certainly she doesn't sound as unusual as Kermitt the Frog,

0:27:21.315 --> 0:27:25.635
<v Speaker 1>and she has more broad human intelligence than Kermit the Frog.

0:27:26.235 --> 0:27:27.955
<v Speaker 1>In any event, that was the latest thing. And of

0:27:27.955 --> 0:27:31.235
<v Speaker 1>course Kermit the Frog and the creator of the Uppets,

0:27:31.315 --> 0:27:35.075
<v Speaker 1>Jim Henson, have a long standing connection to the University

0:27:35.115 --> 0:27:38.315
<v Speaker 1>of Maryland. There's a statue of them there. There is

0:27:38.555 --> 0:27:42.715
<v Speaker 1>history there. But I digress the self own I promised you.

0:27:43.635 --> 0:27:46.635
<v Speaker 1>I wrote about Linda McMahon making a big deal and

0:27:46.675 --> 0:27:49.195
<v Speaker 1>pointing out that she finished eighty fifth in the Olympic Trials.

0:27:49.235 --> 0:27:51.755
<v Speaker 1>She finished tied for fifth the only race. If there

0:27:51.755 --> 0:27:54.555
<v Speaker 1>had been no transgendered athlete, she might have finished tied

0:27:54.595 --> 0:27:59.195
<v Speaker 1>for fourth. Riley Gaines responded, I'm literally one of the

0:27:59.275 --> 0:28:05.235
<v Speaker 1>fastest Americans of all time. But okay, l lol. If

0:28:05.275 --> 0:28:07.195
<v Speaker 1>you're one of the fastest Americans of all time, how

0:28:07.195 --> 0:28:11.515
<v Speaker 1>come you finished eighty fifth? I'd challenge Keith Olderman to

0:28:11.555 --> 0:28:13.835
<v Speaker 1>a race where the loser puts up money to the

0:28:13.915 --> 0:28:16.515
<v Speaker 1>charity of the winner's choice, but no one wants to

0:28:16.515 --> 0:28:23.715
<v Speaker 1>see him in a speedo. Yeah, deh, this is a

0:28:23.715 --> 0:28:28.355
<v Speaker 1>brilliant idea, though, Riley Gaines. I accept your challenge to

0:28:28.475 --> 0:28:32.155
<v Speaker 1>a race, a swimming race. A sixty six year old

0:28:32.195 --> 0:28:36.315
<v Speaker 1>man who has not been in a swimming pool to

0:28:36.595 --> 0:28:41.515
<v Speaker 1>swim in the swimming sense of the term since nineteen

0:28:41.595 --> 0:28:45.395
<v Speaker 1>seventy one, who has an arthritic left knee with enough

0:28:45.435 --> 0:28:48.395
<v Speaker 1>empty space in it that he could keep his keys

0:28:48.675 --> 0:28:53.075
<v Speaker 1>in it, who has chronic stress fractures in his right foot. Me,

0:28:53.595 --> 0:29:00.635
<v Speaker 1>sixty six year old guy, somebody you could finally beat

0:29:01.035 --> 0:29:05.555
<v Speaker 1>Dateline Tarrytown, New York yesterday, Hackley School, my alma mater

0:29:06.075 --> 0:29:10.035
<v Speaker 1>fifty years ago, which was the last time I actually

0:29:10.035 --> 0:29:14.395
<v Speaker 1>got into a pool to swim competitively. Dear members of

0:29:14.435 --> 0:29:17.435
<v Speaker 1>the Hackley kum Lauday Society, you are cordially invited to

0:29:17.475 --> 0:29:21.395
<v Speaker 1>the twenty twenty five Kum Loudi Society Induction Ceremony Jude

0:29:21.395 --> 0:29:24.035
<v Speaker 1>twas two in black Box Theater located in the Center

0:29:24.035 --> 0:29:26.555
<v Speaker 1>for the Creative Arts and Technology at Hackley School. Celebrad

0:29:26.595 --> 0:29:28.835
<v Speaker 1>Hackeys have founded in nineteen oh six. The kum Loude

0:29:28.835 --> 0:29:31.195
<v Speaker 1>Society is an association of three hundred and eighty two

0:29:31.235 --> 0:29:33.875
<v Speaker 1>chapters in the United States and abroad dedicated to honoring

0:29:33.915 --> 0:29:37.355
<v Speaker 1>scholastic achievement in secondary schools. Each chapter is limited to

0:29:37.395 --> 0:29:41.195
<v Speaker 1>electing a maximum of twenty percent of the senior class

0:29:41.435 --> 0:29:44.355
<v Speaker 1>per year. This is at least the fifty fifth ceremony

0:29:44.395 --> 0:29:46.875
<v Speaker 1>at Hackey. It's probably closer to the one hundred and nineteenth.

0:29:46.915 --> 0:29:49.315
<v Speaker 1>I can only refer to the ones I can testify to,

0:29:49.435 --> 0:29:51.475
<v Speaker 1>and it's fifty five years since I got to Hackley,

0:29:51.635 --> 0:29:53.275
<v Speaker 1>so they've been at least fifty five of them. And

0:29:53.315 --> 0:29:56.475
<v Speaker 1>I was invited because I am a member. I was

0:29:56.475 --> 0:29:58.835
<v Speaker 1>one of the seven or eight members inducted to the

0:29:58.915 --> 0:30:02.835
<v Speaker 1>kum Laude Society in nineteen seventy five. A certain grade

0:30:02.875 --> 0:30:05.675
<v Speaker 1>point average based on a percentage of the class is

0:30:05.995 --> 0:30:08.475
<v Speaker 1>set as the cutoff points, and I don't remember what

0:30:08.515 --> 0:30:10.555
<v Speaker 1>it was. It might have been a three point seven

0:30:10.675 --> 0:30:12.915
<v Speaker 1>or three point eight. I don't know, but I had

0:30:12.955 --> 0:30:17.795
<v Speaker 1>it and I was admitted, and I can now reveal

0:30:18.195 --> 0:30:21.035
<v Speaker 1>it's a total fraud. I don't mean it's a total

0:30:21.075 --> 0:30:23.395
<v Speaker 1>fraud in that it helped me get into college when

0:30:23.435 --> 0:30:26.155
<v Speaker 1>I didn't belong there. The college grades on which I

0:30:26.275 --> 0:30:29.835
<v Speaker 1>was judged preceded the events that I'm going to talk about.

0:30:30.115 --> 0:30:32.835
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that anybody took money for this, or

0:30:32.875 --> 0:30:36.315
<v Speaker 1>that anybody did anything other than did some common sense here.

0:30:36.755 --> 0:30:39.435
<v Speaker 1>This was not planned and at one of those rare

0:30:39.475 --> 0:30:43.595
<v Speaker 1>events where the law of unexpected consequences turns out to

0:30:43.595 --> 0:30:46.995
<v Speaker 1>be positive for everybody except whoever would have been behind

0:30:47.035 --> 0:30:48.755
<v Speaker 1>me on the list who actually should be in the

0:30:48.795 --> 0:30:52.355
<v Speaker 1>kum Laude Society. As I have said many times again,

0:30:52.435 --> 0:30:55.395
<v Speaker 1>I'd already gotten into my colleges that accepted me based

0:30:55.435 --> 0:30:57.075
<v Speaker 1>on grades that had nothing to do with the cum

0:30:57.155 --> 0:31:00.355
<v Speaker 1>Laude Society. So I didn't need it to get into college.

0:31:00.675 --> 0:31:02.795
<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask for it, I didn't check on it.

0:31:02.835 --> 0:31:04.435
<v Speaker 1>When they said you're going to show up for the

0:31:04.435 --> 0:31:07.115
<v Speaker 1>saraheremony tomorrow, I said, what ceremony? They said? Here in

0:31:07.115 --> 0:31:10.115
<v Speaker 1>the cum Laude Society? And I burst into laughter. Because

0:31:10.115 --> 0:31:14.315
<v Speaker 1>of the following story, I was mistaken as a child

0:31:14.395 --> 0:31:16.995
<v Speaker 1>for a math genius. In point of fact, I just

0:31:17.155 --> 0:31:20.995
<v Speaker 1>liked playing with small numbers. I literally had a box

0:31:21.075 --> 0:31:25.315
<v Speaker 1>full of numbers magnetic numbers, plastic numbers with magnets in

0:31:25.315 --> 0:31:27.235
<v Speaker 1>the back, and I like to play with the numbers.

0:31:27.235 --> 0:31:30.275
<v Speaker 1>And I loved numbers. And my interest in sports originates

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<v Speaker 1>from the numbers on the backs of the baseball cards,

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<v Speaker 1>and the numbers on the backs of the players, and

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<v Speaker 1>all the numbers in the statistics on the baseball cards.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my interest in it. I was a numbers freak,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was not a math prodigy. This was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Several several people were involved in making this mistake, and

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<v Speaker 1>I learned it faster than they did. I was not

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<v Speaker 1>a math prodigy. I just like to sit there and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, add forty seven digit numbers or multiply them,

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<v Speaker 1>just to see if I could do it. That didn't

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<v Speaker 1>imply that I could do anything else, including divide. Once

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<v Speaker 1>we got into I began to flounder, and then later

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<v Speaker 1>on I really hit the wall. I hit the wall

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<v Speaker 1>as a senior in a class called Math five, and

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<v Speaker 1>Math five was taught by the head of the math department,

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Murphy, a very nice, easygoing guy with a great

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<v Speaker 1>sardonic sense of humor. And when we got into the

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<v Speaker 1>trigonometry problems, he put one up on the board, six

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<v Speaker 1>or eight lines of x's and division marks and square

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<v Speaker 1>roots and equal signs. And I looked at it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I turned my head upside down, and I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at it upside down, and it looked exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I put one hand over my left eye

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<v Speaker 1>and looked at it, and one hand over my right

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<v Speaker 1>eye and looked at it, and it all looked exactly

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<v Speaker 1>the same. And I raised my hand and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Murphy, which part is the question and which part

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<v Speaker 1>is the answer? And he went, oh, you've hit the

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<v Speaker 1>math wall. And I said, I thought I heard something.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, come see me after class. There were three

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<v Speaker 1>of us who went to see him after class, Three

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<v Speaker 1>of us, otherwise intelligent math students who had gotten a's

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<v Speaker 1>and b's in math throughout our high school careers, who

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<v Speaker 1>had suddenly hit that point in which that could have

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<v Speaker 1>been instructions on how to install a humidifier written in

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese up there on that blackboard, as well as a

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<v Speaker 1>math problem. We couldn't have told the difference. And mister

0:33:35.515 --> 0:33:38.275
<v Speaker 1>Murphy said, this is very easy. Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hit my math wall. It's why I'm not doctor Murphy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on my second day of working one of

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<v Speaker 1>those equations that they would give you in math's college

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<v Speaker 1>that would take two or three days for you to solve.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was so far behind on day two that

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<v Speaker 1>I burst into tears. And my wife said, Jerry, it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably time for you to drop out, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're right. I'll just go become a math

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<v Speaker 1>teacher and teach the stuff I understand and not spend

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of my life trying to understand the things

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not wired to understand. He said, this is what

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do. Go down to the registrar's

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<v Speaker 1>office and change this class from a graded class ABCDF

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<v Speaker 1>to a pass fail. I will pass you under the

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<v Speaker 1>following circumstances. You and you, and you Olberman, especially you.

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<v Speaker 1>You come in every day and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear a word out of you. I don't want you

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<v Speaker 1>talking to anybody else. I don't want you egging anybody

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<v Speaker 1>else on. I don't want you Oberman, making any quips.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want you sitting there quietly. You may bring newspapers.

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<v Speaker 1>The only noise I want to hear from you during

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<v Speaker 1>the class is the sound of you passing newspapers. Back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth. If you actually understand something, raise your hand

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk about it after the class. Otherwise I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to know you're here. I'll pass you and

0:35:00.315 --> 0:35:01.795
<v Speaker 1>that will be that. I'm not going to keep you

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<v Speaker 1>from graduating because you hit the same math while I

0:35:04.075 --> 0:35:07.995
<v Speaker 1>did only little earlier. That was great. Annie said, one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing. You guys do this new Money Python series.

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<v Speaker 1>You watch this Monty Python show every night Sunday at

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty, and you come in talking about it every

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<v Speaker 1>Monday morning. I want you to come into this class

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<v Speaker 1>and reenact as best you can the best skit from

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<v Speaker 1>the latest Monty Python show. Because I go to bed

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<v Speaker 1>at ten o'clock every night. We had met Missus Murphy,

0:35:28.515 --> 0:35:30.915
<v Speaker 1>so we were not surprised by that. In the slightest,

0:35:31.235 --> 0:35:33.915
<v Speaker 1>if anybody could get that class quiet in a hurry,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be when Missus Murphy would stop by. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a reason to consider maybe pursuing math a little bit. Further.

0:35:41.995 --> 0:35:46.395
<v Speaker 1>Missus Murphy liked math guys in any event, so we

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<v Speaker 1>would come in every Monday morning and we did the

0:35:49.075 --> 0:35:51.875
<v Speaker 1>parrot sketch from Monty Python, and then sat down and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd read the New York Daily News which I brought in,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of my friends would read the New York

0:35:55.715 --> 0:35:57.715
<v Speaker 1>Post that he brought in, and the third friend would

0:35:57.715 --> 0:35:59.355
<v Speaker 1>have the Times, and then when we were done, we'd

0:35:59.355 --> 0:36:01.275
<v Speaker 1>just pass it along and then we left and we

0:36:01.355 --> 0:36:05.555
<v Speaker 1>all got passes instead of fails or d minuses. So

0:36:05.635 --> 0:36:09.555
<v Speaker 1>my kum Lauday graduation record, the fact that I was

0:36:09.595 --> 0:36:13.115
<v Speaker 1>invited to the Kumlaude Society and have for fifty years

0:36:13.155 --> 0:36:17.675
<v Speaker 1>been in the Kumlaudee Society is a total unmitigated fraud.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jerry Murphy, because if you had not committed

0:36:21.595 --> 0:36:25.435
<v Speaker 1>that fraud and I had not participated with you, I

0:36:25.435 --> 0:36:28.475
<v Speaker 1>would not be in the Kumlaude Society. I would instead

0:36:28.515 --> 0:36:31.835
<v Speaker 1>be at Hackley School in Tarrytown, New York, in my

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<v Speaker 1>fifty first year as a senior who had failed math

0:36:36.595 --> 0:36:42.915
<v Speaker 1>five fifty years in a row. Dateline Washington and the

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Post. One of the few remaining assets of that

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<v Speaker 1>newspaper is Philip Bump, especially his Saturday newsletter how to

0:36:49.635 --> 0:36:54.435
<v Speaker 1>read this chart? Imagine my surprise at this. CNN's Ariel

0:36:54.635 --> 0:36:58.155
<v Speaker 1>Edwards Levy has this annoying habit of finding weird, interesting

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<v Speaker 1>poll results that I feel compelled to explore This week,

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<v Speaker 1>Bump went on she for some reason and found twenty

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<v Speaker 1>ten polling from Pew Research Center in which respondents were

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<v Speaker 1>asked whether they knew anyone named Adam Allen Bruce or

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<v Speaker 1>one of nine other options. As it turns out, people

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<v Speaker 1>reported being least likely to know Walters and most likely

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<v Speaker 1>to know Rachel's. In fact, according to the charts, thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four percent knew a Walter, only thirty four percent new

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<v Speaker 1>a Walter, but fifty three percent knew somebody named Rachel.

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<v Speaker 1>At at least ten percent new at least three Rachel's.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this chart and thought, you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to call Rachel and Rachel and Rachel. And here's the punchline.

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<v Speaker 1>The poll, Bump wrote, also asked respondents to identify the

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<v Speaker 1>weirdest name they could think of. The winner, by a

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<v Speaker 1>wide margin, Keith. I have reached out to Ms. Edwards

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<v Speaker 1>Levy and mister Bump for more information on this. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>have to say, the first other human I knew named

0:38:08.515 --> 0:38:11.195
<v Speaker 1>Keith was a couple of years behind me in grammar school.

0:38:12.275 --> 0:38:16.035
<v Speaker 1>I was, I guess eight. I had literally never met

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<v Speaker 1>nor heard of another Keith. I thought I was the

0:38:19.515 --> 0:38:21.315
<v Speaker 1>only one in the world, or at least there was

0:38:21.355 --> 0:38:24.915
<v Speaker 1>a chance of it. The other Keith was best known

0:38:24.955 --> 0:38:27.595
<v Speaker 1>around town for having run into the side of a

0:38:27.635 --> 0:38:32.555
<v Speaker 1>slow moving school bus. Now, anybody can run into a

0:38:32.675 --> 0:38:36.035
<v Speaker 1>bus coming towards them, or in front of a bus.

0:38:36.515 --> 0:38:40.035
<v Speaker 1>But I was there nineteen sixty seven, nineteen sixty eight,

0:38:40.635 --> 0:38:46.075
<v Speaker 1>and this bus was already partially past Other Keith, going

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<v Speaker 1>fairly slowly when he bolted out into the road and

0:38:50.595 --> 0:38:55.955
<v Speaker 1>ran headfirst into the side of it. He bounced off

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the back wheel, and as near as

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<v Speaker 1>I know, did not suffer a scratch. Later I found

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<v Speaker 1>out about Rupert Murdoch and the fact that his real

0:39:09.795 --> 0:39:16.875
<v Speaker 1>first name is Keith, and he prefers Rupert. I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to go on about how I think the weirdest

0:39:19.715 --> 0:39:21.715
<v Speaker 1>name you can think of is Keith, and say the

0:39:21.755 --> 0:39:25.635
<v Speaker 1>fact check was true, when mister Bump blew the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing by getting back to me and telling me that

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<v Speaker 1>this was in fact a joke that had blown up

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<v Speaker 1>in his face. And I said, now, sir, you know

0:39:39.155 --> 0:39:57.755
<v Speaker 1>how us Keith's feel. I've done all the damage I

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<v Speaker 1>That's countdown for today, Day one hundred and thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>eight days until the scheduled end of Trump's lame duck

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<v Speaker 1>and lame brained term unless Putin removes him sooner, or

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<v Speaker 1>The next scheduled countdown is Thursday. Today's special episode was

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<v Speaker 1>an ex peer meant we'll see if it's feasible long term.

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<v Speaker 1>As always, bulletins as the news warrants, and remember, as always,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is laying the groundwork now to not leave office later,

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<v Speaker 1>and thus he must be stopped till Thursday. I'm Keith Alderman.

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