WEBVTT - In a Polyamours Relationship? Keep Adding Partners! 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:06.360 Ready tell us one to go one two three. 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:18.160 Together, we wrote this song we just did Welcome to. 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:21.200 Let Me Ask my Dad podcast. I'm Gabby, that's Dad 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.640 slash David, and we're coming to you live from New 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.000 York City Baby. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:29.280 At the iHeartRadio Studios podcast studio. Exactly. What a gigantic 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:31.520 green room this time. This is our We're moving on 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:32.720 up up. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.720 Yeah. They started giving us snacks. That's how you know 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:38.800 we're making them money. But we're not going to eat 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.560 any of them because we're both on so many pets. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.040 I could barely sip water. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:47.040 I'm not even thirsty anymore. I'm not. 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:50.240 I haven't felt a feeling in weeks. Exactly. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:50.960 I'm hollow. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:01:08.920 I'm hollow, and by that we mean then exactly, Dad, 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.240 you're coming off, you're doing all your MSG shows. Tell 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:12.720 us how you feel. Let's catch up quickly. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:17.679 It's great, real quick ketchup or more of a mustard? 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.960 I know, well, it depends on what you would never 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:20.920 have mustard on fries. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.920 I have mustard on fries all the time. What are 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:26.679 you talking about? A sweet potato waffle? Hold on before 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.080 you before you go, sweep before you before you jump 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:36.400 in a sweet potato waffle fry with yellow mustard. That's 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:37.480 the correct combination. 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:40.280 Yellow is for the goyasha we have. We have only 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:41.479 Deli mustard brown. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.240 Yeah, you don't put a Deli mustard on a french fry. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.039 What do you put on a hot dog? 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:48.040 Mustard? Delli mustard? 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.240 Well, now you're confusing me. You put a yellow mustard 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:51.800 on a hot dog. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.480 No, never yellow mustard. That's bad. 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:54.360 Why is that bad? 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.720 Because that's not It's not a Jewish mustard. We need 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.480 Jewish mustard. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.520 You've never told me this. And we've had yello mustard 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:01.920 in the fridge and nothing else. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.280 Uh, probably because I ran out of the other one 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:05.680 and I gave it to you. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.520 Oh, only Catholics use regular mustard. Wi, you have to 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:09.280 use this spicy. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.400 Yes, it's and when you were bought mitsfoot had said 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:12.760 it in all that crazy language. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.200 Oh look, I am okay. How the shows? 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.080 How are the shows great? We're in reality? 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:18.280 Now? 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.480 This was three done. We did a Tuesday at Thursday. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:21.600 Last night was the Sunday? 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:24.320 Did any select? Did Benson Moon come last night? 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.359 He did not come last lock. Paul McCartney came though 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.600 to the show on Thursday, which is pretty excellent. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:32.880 Yeah, and you open with the Beatles song It was 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:33.680 crazy looking at. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:34.919 The guy who wrote it as you're singing it was 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:35.640 pretty excellent and. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.120 Then scary or were you just vibe? No? 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.840 I was like, look at this, look at this. I 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.200 know you're judging me and grading me. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.399 Look at me, look at me. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.400 I could do this, Look at it. I could do that. 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.040 I really wanted to meet him, but he disappeared. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.520 He was singing living on a prayer, he was jumping 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.639 up and down, dancing. I meant him a bunch of 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.880 times I took I went to high school with his wife. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:03:00.639 The fact that this beatle married someone from Jay Stevens, 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.399 JP Stephens Edison, New Jersey is so fucking crazy. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:09.320 Well, you know, I mean it made sense, Edison. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.520 It makes no fucking But this is all great, But 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.720 how do we get Benson Boone to the concert? Do 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.720 you even know who that is? 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.240 I know who it is. Who is great. He's the 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.919 he's a great performan. He's the one that flips all around. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.480 Like yes, yeah, oh, how did you know that? 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.840 I know him? He's really good. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.480 He's amazing. And he played Barkley Center this whole weekend. 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.880 So I was like, can someone get Benson Boone on 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.520 the horn, get him to the BJ show on Sunday. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:36.840 I'll work it. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.600 Well, he's gone, Dad, it's over. I tell you specifically, 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.640 do call Benson Boone on this day? I say, get 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.480 Riley Green on the phone. And you never do it. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:49.120 They're touring. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:53.000 You don't even know that. I know that. I just 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:54.840 told you that right now. That's why you know that 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:55.440 right now. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.960 I did text the Riley Green immediately after that, and what. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.520 Did you say? And what did you text him? 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.800 I text extend that I copy and paste. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:06.120 What did you say? Let me see what you said? 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:07.680 I'm not telling I. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.880 Gave him very specific instructions. I said, text Riley Green, 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.720 tell him I have a beautiful daughter. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:15.040 He knows that. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:16.400 How would he know that. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.160 Because we talked about you when I saw him in Nashville. 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.159 You never told me that once? And now and yeah, 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:23.839 I'm like, I'm freaking out. 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:24.719 I'm like an onion. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:26.960 What did you say to him? 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.760 Said my daughter wants to marry you? 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:32.760 Did you just say that? Because that made me sound ugly? 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.080 I did not say that at all. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:34.880 What did you say? 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:37.159 I don't remember. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:42.120 Oh my god, this is a disaster. I said, we 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.000 did this whole plan where it's very smooth. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:45.360 You did this whole plan. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.080 Yeah, and you my plans because no one makes plans 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.560 except me, and then no one does the plans in 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.080 the right way. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.120 It has to happen organically. Gap, it's not just. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.000 Well, apparently it didn't. You don't remember that over yet. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.479 Hello, What did you say? 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.559 You said, I'm beautiful with the perfect amount of filler? 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:03.160 What did you say? 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:04.440 Uh? Duh? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:05.560 What did you say to him? 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:09.320 You remember that was a while ago, just something she's 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.479 a comedian. Last time I was how. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:13.599 Long did you show a photograph? 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.880 And which one? When I jammed at the uh in 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.080 the parking lot of Losers, because that's where I actually 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.359 met Riley Green about twelve years ago, when he was 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.080 just like a regular guy, singing, no one. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.400 Cares about this. That's to the point where you tell me? 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.960 And then then I played, and then I went up 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.720 and jammed with him, and then afterwards I that's all 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:33.560 I talked about, was you. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:39.720 What did you say? What did you Why won't you 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.479 tell me? What did you say? 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.920 Nothing bad? Only good? I said, my daughter's a comedian. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.919 You should meet her. You should marry and have children. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:51.560 No, no, but don't joke around right now. What did 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:52.520 you say to him? 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.800 Just set your comedian and uh and and uh? 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.920 Did you tell him that I wanted to marry him? 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:01.039 Oh, I'm not telling you that. That's gap. That's that'll 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:02.279 never work. It has to happen. 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.640 No, I agree. So I'm just jebble checking. You didn't 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:05.920 do that. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:06.720 No, I didn't do that. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:08.640 But did you tell him I'm beautiful? 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.680 He saw pictures? Of course, you don't worry. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.680 You should have ped Well he hasn't yet, and apparently 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.680 this was weeks ago, so we have a real miscommunication. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:17.360 We'll work on it. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:21.279 Yeah, that's yes, we will work I'm asking you to 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:21.760 work on it. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.839 Okay, twenty bucks we have. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:29.320 Our producer just said we have to move on. I'll 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:34.520 never move on for us. This just tanked the next 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:35.480 three episodes. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.440 Okay, you're fine. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:43.440 What picture whatever put a pin in this episode? 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:43.600 Two? 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.280 Today, I'm going to start the episode with this when 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:47.080 we are allotted. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:49.159 Okay, good? 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:54.599 All right? Four? Oh my god, oh my god. Brian's 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.000 specific question if you could imagine another one? Yeah, not 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.359 a question, but an update on our listeners with the 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.840 retail cheese bangs who wanted to adopt a child. Will 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:04.680 What was that again? 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.200 Oh yeah, we didn't know what that was. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:17.000 I okay, right they said they had retail cheese. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.560 We were talking about wholesale cheese bangs. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:24.400 Oh, they wrote in morning, I'm I'm so sorry for 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:29.520 the confusion. I meant I work in retail selling cheese and. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.920 I have bangs. Wow is that a mashup? 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.160 No clue where the bangs came in? Also an update, 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.080 we are looking and have applied to adopt a set 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.800 of twins, a boy and a girl age seven. Thanks 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.760 for your podcast. Good luck on both your upcoming tours. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.360 So no bangs. No bangs works in retail. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:49.720 Works in retail selling cheese. When I hear selling cheese, 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.680 I would never consider that retail, if that makes sense. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.320 In my mind, retail is just Sarah Well an urban 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:02.440 outfitters selling cheese. Right, So in cheeses it's a small 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:03.160 food bev. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:04.720 Yeah, that's like a cheese shop. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.680 Yeah, the cheese department retailed cheese bangs. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:11.640 No wonder why we were confused. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:12.480 I forgot about that. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:14.280 That took it chat. What that means? 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.880 Well, apparently means nothing, because I think it was a 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:18.400 slip up and she typed bangs. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:23.200 But last least we talked her into twins. Good luck. Wow, 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:28.280 I he'll never sleep again. And then we're at this 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:33.080 age you know, you sleep less because then they were 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.240 I need money, right, that never. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:43.920 Ends, By the way, I need money, But I wouldn't 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.880 need money if I was married to Riley Green. So 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.160 I'm kidding Riley. This is totally jokes. I'm not even 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:55.199 that into so Yeah, okay, there. I can't believe they 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:56.600 listen to our advice. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.000 Hey, listen, every once in a while people go against 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.200 their judgment and listen to. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.600 Us and listen to us. Yeah, and I once again, 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:12.760 we don't recommend it anyway. First question, Hello, Gabby and David. Ah, 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.240 I'm fifty one years old, married to my husband for 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.360 twenty two years, and polyamorous for four years. Do you 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:20.400 know what polyamorous is? Oh? 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.960 We back to these weird words again. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.000 Yeah, what do you think Polly no. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:29.400 No, hold on? Polly is many and amorous as loves right, 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.360 which means that they're an open relationship. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.480 Would that be no? But you're you. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.600 Got I'm on the trail. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.040 Yeah, go back to the origin. 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:41.280 Okay, let's go to Polly many loves amors loves right? 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.520 Correct? What is that in layman's terms? 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:47.800 Uh, you're cheating like crazy, I'm cheating. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.920 Nope, roll it back. I mean depends on your opinions here, 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:54.320 but it's not they're polyamorous many loves. What do you 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.480 think that means in modern day society? 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.680 It's not open marriage, that's what we used to call that, 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.600 or you're allowed to be with other people you except 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:03.080 that you can have other people. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:08.080 Yeah, don't say we, well, not we, I mean right, well, 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.840 people will just assume no, not us, I mean we 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.120 in terms of you, in terms of your lifestyle. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:14.760 Oh okay, Uh. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.320 So my generation used to say that because now everyone 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.680 is going to think you were in an open No no. 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.040 No, my generation we said open. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.240 Right relation, which is still a thing. But polyamorous is 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.280 sort of the Pokemon evolve of open relationships. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.440 Why do you guys have why does the generation have 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:32.720 that new words? Can it just be open relation to 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.360 words polyamorous? Now you're gonna look shit up, You're gotta 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:35.920 ask chat. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:39.240 Well, I'm asking you right now. Chat is not even 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:41.360 in the mix right now, And this is actually an 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.680 old term. If you can imagine you just were You're 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.199 just not on the poles of culture in this. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.800 Way, polyamorous culture, I am not. Yes, that's correct. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.760 Open is right. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:52.600 You can you spell it? Yeah, sure, know you're looking, 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:53.960 you're looking now you're cheated. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:54.480 I know. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.839 Polyamorous a m O U are o us No. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.920 You missed an r in there. So polyamorous is when 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.959 you're allowed to have many relationships at once. So it's 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.760 not like you're open dating other people. It's like you have. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.199 Four girlfriends but they're married, but. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.440 There two of them are married that the husband and 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.679 the wife, and then the husband can have a couple 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.040 girlfriends and the wife can have a couple of boyfriends, 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.880 or they could have another girlfriend together. Look, but it 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.440 is really I know you're in shock. It is. It 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:28.839 is a relationship. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.959 That's why we But it's called open relationship. That's what 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.079 an open relationship for me means. It's, uh, you can 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:34.800 do anything you want. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.800 Open is like you could fuck anyone you want and 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.439 like be free in that way. Poly amors is like 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:45.760 relations you have multiple committed relationships. 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:47.480 Isn't that U? Mormons? 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.120 It's kind of Mormon. It's kind of what's the other 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.480 one with a bunch of wives. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:53.719 That's Mormons. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:58.680 I thought there was another one, like, like, uh, what's 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.160 that they're not They're not pill surely they're not pill. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.240 What am I? What am I talking about? The ones 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.360 who make the butter? They make all the butter. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:08.640 Oh the Amish? 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.880 Amish, don't they have a couple of wives. No, and 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.600 then there's another's there's Amish, right, we all agree, there's Amish. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.320 There's another Mennonite. 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.040 Well, Mennonites are Amish. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:20.920 I don't think they think that. 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:23.400 No, that's what they are. I believe me. I just 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:23.800 was there. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:25.600 I was when you were with the Mennonites. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:29.800 Yes, we had a group meeting. We talked about polyamorous relationship. 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.040 I just want to check in and make sure they're 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.040 up to date on keep making that cheese. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:38.720 Wait, when we rehearsed. When we rehearsed in Littts, Pennsylvania's 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.880 where we did our pre production. That's in the heart 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.439 of the Amish. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.360 And you communed with them in some sort of way. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.440 No, we just saw their little carts and buggies going by. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.680 But you weren't asking that. You didn't roll down the couple. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:51.600 How many wives do you have? 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:53.520 We were making up the name sir strip Bars, they 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.040 would have like Mennonites after dark. 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:59.680 You came up with other good ones? Do we do 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.800 that on the Yeah we did. He's like, move on, 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:05.720 move on. She's like, we've heard that joke. Okay, back 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.800 to this, if you could imagine. Okay, so there, I'm 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:09.920 only two sentences in and there's about so there. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.080 So there, there's a whole lot going on in that 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:12.840 house in. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.080 That they've been married for twenty two years. Any kids, 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.400 Let's see, is. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.240 There fifty five thousand relationships each? 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:24.640 I mean at that point? Oh shit, Oh it gets crazy. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:28.040 I read ahead a little bit. Okay, rewind, I'm fifty 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.480 one years old, married to my husband for twenty two years, 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.560 and polyamorous for four years. You do that math? 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.120 What four years? The last four years in the middle. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.800 I'm assuming they mean the last four years. It would 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.600 be crazy if they told us about a certain chunk. 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:45.240 My husband and I are in a closed quad where 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:51.400 we have a partner. Okay, you got that. 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.400 I need a chalkboard at this point. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:14:00.600 So four in a we have the original two original battery, 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:04.560 plus they each have a partners extra Chris yep. And 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:09.400 then that four closed quad. Oh so the cap it 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.600 at for the capping it out. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.360 So their polyamorous is only at four. They're at quad. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:14.320 They're quad amorous. 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:15.600 Is that quad amorous? 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.200 I think we made that up, but I like it. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:17.760 I like it too. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:22.520 We live together and we're having a family. My husband 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.640 and his partner are expecting their first child. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.040 Wow, this is a TV show. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:34.840 This is definitely on TEF dark right here, this is 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.520 mennonit's after dark. With all that being said, we have 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.440 a rule where we don't see other people outside of 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.560 our quad. It's a closed well. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.760 You have to have some rule, no biting to. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:50.240 Rule. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.040 I'm in a rock band and I'm surprised. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.120 I mean, I could barely keep up with four people 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.640 in my life, let alone a relationship that's a lot 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:01.360 of Google Calendar invites. Okay, so a few nights ago, I. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.400 Said, like the gas crunch on and even days they 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:04.280 get to date or something. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.760 The gas crunch. That's such a throwback. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:10.760 Look that up. But I know about it. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.000 I know about it because you guys won't stop fucking dogging. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.520 So a few nights ago, I went out with friends 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.000 to a drag show to celebrate my birthday. Obviously they're 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.520 going drags everyone polyamorous. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.920 It's kind of gay, it's quad amorous. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:27.400 It's quat amorous. Sorry, I got completely hammered and found 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.400 myself waking up the next morning but ass naked in 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:33.280 bed with my ex girlfriend. So this is a fifth character. 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:38.960 I don't remember anything, but apparently she does. She had 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.560 this big smile on her face, and when I mentioned 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.240 that I don't remember, she got offended. I took a 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.400 ride share home. Of course, you take a ride share 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:46.920 because you. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.080 So. She's Polly Uber too. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.760 Yeah, she has to always be with a group. Yes, 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.760 at least she knows what she believes in. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.920 I need three others with me. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:05.360 She's like, I couldn't possibly take this, Polly Uber. I 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.000 took a garage your home. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.080 And didn't say a word to my family. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:10.960 This is probably the best one that we've ever had. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.800 This might be the best one we've ever had. I'm 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.760 thinking about getting everyone together and just them, thinking about 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:20.160 getting everyone together and just telling them, but I'm nervous. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.960 Any advice about what to do would be amazing. I mean, 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.760 first of all, asking us advice on this is the 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.600 craziest fucking thing you've ever done. I got to go 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.920 outside of dating three other people. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:35.520 I got it. What I mean, Christmas must be wonderful 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:38.000 at their house, right, set up a Christmas tree. Yeah, 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.440 make believe it's the holidays, invite. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.960 Everybody over exactly, yeah. 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:46.320 Exactly yeah, and then you can all get together. 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:47.920 And I mean they could do a may pole in 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.360 the whole house. They have enough people in there. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:54.400 You could play get Ouiji board, contact dead lovers, contact 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.320 the other polyamorous people. 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.400 Well, you know what's really shocking about this is like. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.040 Okay, so what do they actually asking about it? 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:04.919 But hear me out thought experiment here. When you're in 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.199 dating one other person and you cheat, it's horrible, right, 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:09.800 you have to go home and you have to tell 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:13.960 that one other person. Well what if you call it? Right? 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:18.160 Imagine you you cheat and you have to go home 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:21.480 and tell three other people that you cheated on them. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.800 I mean you have to hold a town hall in 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:29.280 your kitchen. This is like, what have you done? This 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.000 is a council. You have to approach a council. 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.160 It isn't four enough of lovers, isn't four enough? 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:37.439 It'sn't four enough? You what a hungry, hungry little hippo, 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.439 a gluttonous little pig. You had. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:43.240 Right, you're in a thing where you got You've narrowed 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.080 it down just before it because you can have as 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:46.680 I guess, there is endless. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:47.480 I get, there's. 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:52.639 Many many. So now you're a quad and you're like, 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.520 I'm poured. I need I need to make it. You 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.320 know you got five fingers on a hand. Let's just 0:17:58.359 --> 0:17:58.920 do for five? 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:04.399 Yeah, go for five? I mean, capitalist pig. This is 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.520 capitalism at its best, yes, or even at its worst. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:11.400 So you know what my advice would be, What if 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.600 it's five, you know, why not make it seven? 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:17.800 Yeah? Ring her, move her in. I mean, someone's got 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:19.520 to raise this one child. 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:22.320 What does this kike gonna look like? Is it gonna 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:23.479