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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is body

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Speaker 1: heat and smelly feet. We'll get into that find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about in just a few It's not

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Speaker 1: what you think it is. I can tell you that already,

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Speaker 1: but it's something though.

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Speaker 2: It's all.

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Speaker 1: Right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call what you got for us?

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Speaker 3: And after this right here, Shirley is baby chick babysit y'all.

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Speaker 3: Probably y'all ain't used to seeing nothing like that baby chick?

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Speaker 3: You know know about that. Let's go get We're gonna

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Speaker 3: drop it on a baby chick.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Thank you. I'm trying to reach Warren the manager.

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Speaker 4: He is, This is walling.

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Speaker 2: Are you the manager there?

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir?

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Speaker 2: Your name Warren?

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, this is one Okay.

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Speaker 2: I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all, and

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Speaker 2: I'm actually calling you first to let you know that

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Speaker 2: I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the whole

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Speaker 2: grocery store. Uh for what that happened to me? Sir, Tom.

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Speaker 4: Let me let me get hold on a second, so

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Speaker 4: let me do this. Let me let me what what

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Speaker 4: did you say?

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Speaker 3: Your name was?

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Speaker 2: My name is Evans. Evans is my name.

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Speaker 4: So Evans is your last name? Let me let me

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Speaker 4: write this down. And you came into my store? Did

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Speaker 4: you have an accident in my store or something? I'm

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Speaker 4: not exact to show what you're calling about.

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Speaker 2: I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came

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Speaker 2: in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers

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Speaker 2: that I bought a cardon the eggs right now. When

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Speaker 2: I got home, I was checking to make sure the

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Speaker 2: eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When I

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Speaker 2: got home, it was a baby chick inside the egg Caughton, man,

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Speaker 2: one of the eggs had it had hatch and got

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Speaker 2: my kids traumatized. Now they don't even want to eat

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Speaker 2: breakfast or nothing around here because there's a baby chick

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Speaker 2: play inside caught the eggs. That don't make no sense.

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't mean to let me so you tell

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Speaker 4: me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken,

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Speaker 2: Baby chick inside the carton the eggs. Man, You got

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Speaker 2: my kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want you got eggs

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Speaker 2: if you just see it don't little rout.

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Speaker 4: Here, because if you're just calming up for one second, listen.

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Speaker 2: What I told y'all put that chicken down in there.

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Speaker 2: Put it down. It might have rayze say what.

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Speaker 4: I don't even think that that's possible. First of all,

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Speaker 4: if you had any idea how this thing comes from

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Speaker 4: the farm to the store, it is they go over

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Speaker 4: these eggs countless some of the times, and the temperature

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Speaker 4: and the phraser. First of all, wouldn't even allow for

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Speaker 2: To be alive if you had a baby. I don't

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Speaker 2: know I did this this one. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: this one got tasked the system, okay, but what I

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Speaker 2: do know is we got a baby chick over here

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Speaker 2: running around because they'll stow. I ain't doing what y'all

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Speaker 2: supposed to do, man, and I got it and not

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Speaker 2: My kids are traumatized behind this. When did you say

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Speaker 2: you in here? So? I was in there yesterday. I

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Speaker 2: bought the eggs yesterday, man down here at amstring, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I bought to them, I said the grocery store. I

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Speaker 2: sure did.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's do this.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you.

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Speaker 4: Bring me eggs into me and the chick?

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Speaker 2: So now you want me to transport a baby chick

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Speaker 2: back to the grocery store. A look, we already traumatized

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not exactly sure what you are trying to pull here,

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Speaker 4: but I just don't I don't think. First of all,

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Speaker 4: not possible. First of all, you can't have a baby

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Speaker 4: no possible way that this the temperature and my freezers

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Speaker 4: in the first place. You can't have a little bird

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Speaker 2: To my store. I'm not kidding in then, look, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go back and forth, but you.

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Speaker 4: Hu buy if you want to bring me a dozen eggs,

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Speaker 4: bring the dozen eggs in if you can catch the chick,

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Speaker 4: catch the chick.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, you you you're supposed to be the manager.

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Speaker 2: You're not supposed to talk to me like this. So

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Speaker 2: I'm just a'll tell you as politely as possible if

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Speaker 2: you want to bring in the leven eggs and a chick.

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Speaker 4: I will gladly with front of your money, give you

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Speaker 2: Whatever you want to do. But I've not even known

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Speaker 2: you what I do have. But I've got all a

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Speaker 2: lawsuit because y'all have traumatize me and my kids.

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Speaker 4: Say listen, all right, let's just bring this down a lossuit, sir.

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Speaker 4: It over a dozen eggs.

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Speaker 2: Over a dozen eggs, that gotta baby chick in it. Man,

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Speaker 2: But let me get your.

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Speaker 4: Phone number as some information, and I'll talk to my

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Speaker 4: because I just I just don't believe that this would

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Speaker 2: I just I don't understand how you would have a chicken.

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Speaker 2: Let just leave them over there, don't touch the chicken.

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Speaker 4: I just don't believe that this could possibly be happening.

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Speaker 4: So this is it's unbeliegal to me to even get

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Speaker 2: So I don't have time to go back and forth

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Speaker 2: maybe it's a fluke accident, okay, but it happened. My

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Speaker 2: I'm traumatized. I don't even want to ever have breakfast

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Speaker 2: up again. And I'm over make show. I file a

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Speaker 4: Me I to such anything to do with me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 4: Except come in to run today. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: If you wanna found a lost okay, I don't file

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Speaker 2: a lawsuit. I'm found alassuit on the grocery store, and

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Speaker 2: I'm filing a lawsuit on the manager Warren, which is

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Speaker 2: your for giving me a hard time about what I'm

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Speaker 2: time out of me. Let you I'm saying. I'm saying

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Speaker 2: I'm bringing the bags down here and I'm bringing that

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Speaker 2: well pose because I might have to see it. But

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Speaker 2: by two it out. It ain't about how much I'm

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Speaker 2: paid for the egg, it's what you have trauma tized.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because i'mnna give you just that much back

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Speaker 2: of that when you you have to stay, don't give it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not cussings out here and line the gentmen prooper

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Speaker 2: offline sens and now something drop some telephone calling about

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Speaker 2: some chicken and a grabbing egg. Okay, well let me

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Speaker 2: let me tell you this too. Do you have a

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Speaker 2: guy that works at the checkout name Tyrant? Yes? Okay, Tyrant,

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Speaker 2: got me the play phone call you. This is Nephew

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Speaker 2: tire Me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. One yo.

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Speaker 2: Just gotta pray.

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Speaker 4: What who's cutting you?

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Speaker 2: Ay? And look? Man, how do you come up with chicken?

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Speaker 4: Chicken's going through egg?

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Speaker 2: Man? Man? I'm not I played galla got people hooking

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Speaker 2: at me in this, so I'm curt one. I gotta

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Speaker 2: ask you, man, what is the baddest that, I mean,

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Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You check out god tiring? You got your bad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna get it too. I'm gonna put it

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Speaker 4: back in produence. I'm gonna take it off the register,

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Speaker 4: get him stacking agg There you go.

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Speaker 2: Now, was that stupid enough? I just want to make sure.

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Speaker 3: I just want to make sure, you know, I just

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Speaker 3: want to get everybody's opinion. If I was stupid enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to ask yes, Yeah, yes, check more

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Speaker 1: than we hoped for.

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Speaker 3: All Right, I gotta say this. I enjoyed Virginia Beach.

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Speaker 3: Five solo shows in Virginia Beach. I appreciate y'all coming

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Speaker 3: hanging out with me this past weekend. Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: And then me, Joe Claire and Mike Washington did where

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Speaker 3: fundraiser last night in Washington, d C. Friends of Carter

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Speaker 3: Baron Foundation where the performing artsent or they're raising money

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Speaker 3: for a new theaters where comedy meets d c's Go

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Speaker 3: Go com he meets DC Go Go. And we had

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Speaker 3: a blast last night. So thank y'all, Thank y'all, Thank y'all.

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Speaker 3: Laying in the cut for nephew. Tommy is Tommy Tease

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Speaker 3: Comedy Club, Oakland, California, December eight nine and ten, eight

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Speaker 3: nine and ten. All right, now you're happy, all right,

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Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. I'm a beast case y'all. Ain

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Speaker 3: know if y'all ever come to see me, y'all, one thing,

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Speaker 3: my my radio family will come see me. I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to tell you I'm but you ain't seen me lately.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're different now you see. Okay, we have to

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Speaker 3: see what all the fuss is about.

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Speaker 1: I see fussing about you.

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Speaker 3: Now I'll be on show. So I've seen.

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Speaker 2: I'm saving.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're right now, that's true.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 3: I've seen.

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Speaker 1: You can vouch for him. Your uncle is awfully quiet

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 3: He don't come out no more. He don't come around

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Speaker 3: the you know, the comedy scene. He just yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: he changed.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: subject body heat and smelly feet. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening hard Morning show