WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: New In Town

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. It can be really hard to meet

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<v Speaker 1>women when you're new in town, you know, especially going

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<v Speaker 1>out to the bars and stuff like that. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of women can be kind of cold to you unless

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<v Speaker 1>you're willing to pay for it. And I've found I've

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<v Speaker 1>moved around a lot in my life, and if you

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<v Speaker 1>find the right part of town in the new area

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<v Speaker 1>that you just moved to, and you got say, sixty

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<v Speaker 1>seventy bucks in your pocket, women can be very accommodating. Unfortunately, though, Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>who is on the phone with us right now for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update, hasn't found that out yet. Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you hey? I'm good, guys. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've found that part of town yet

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm hoping not too so good. I can help

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<v Speaker 1>you out. You need any recommendations, I can throw them

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<v Speaker 1>your way. Jubils like the yelp of that area. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh thank you, I'm good man. Um so your email

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<v Speaker 1>said that you're new in town and you're having trouble

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<v Speaker 1>meeting ladies, and then you finally met a girl to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with, and now she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name, Crystal? And since you were having trouble

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<v Speaker 1>meeting ladies, where did you meet Crystal? At? Well? I

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<v Speaker 1>made a friend at my new job and they had

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<v Speaker 1>this friend in mind and they wanted to set it up,

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<v Speaker 1>so they did all the work and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>me showing up. It was very easy. How many times

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<v Speaker 1>have you gone out to try to meet people since

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<v Speaker 1>you've been here three times? And it's always in it

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<v Speaker 1>in failure because it's just it just seemed like the

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<v Speaker 1>women here And I know I'm new, so I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>had too much exclosure to it, but just seemed very

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<v Speaker 1>difficult to connect with. It's just a little bit colder,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I don't know what it is. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to put my finger on it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. Have you tried walking up behind

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<v Speaker 1>him and tapping him on the shoulder and just going, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>new in town, let's go back to my place? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what I shouldn't do? Anything? He said? Anything? He says,

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<v Speaker 1>do the opposite. So the date was obviously good because

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<v Speaker 1>you want to talk to this girl again. Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were really clicked. It was a great time,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was attractive, and we had a fun night.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys do? We had a couple of bars,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we ended up playing pool, and I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was a lot of fun. She was actually a

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<v Speaker 1>really good pool player and she seemed to be competitive,

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<v Speaker 1>so we ended up playing pool for a while. I

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<v Speaker 1>even put a bet down on the last game, which

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<v Speaker 1>was it was a lot of fun. Was it like

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<v Speaker 1>a hey, if I win, you gotta kiss me. If

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<v Speaker 1>you win, you gotta kiss me. If that guy on

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<v Speaker 1>the other table wins, you gotta kiss me. One of

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<v Speaker 1>those type of bets. It's actually twenty bucks. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>very literal. She did great and I won, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>which was for me. I'm super competitive, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't take the twenty bucks, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be a gentleman about it. You know, chump,

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<v Speaker 1>she probably is not calling you back because she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>respect you because you don't collect your debt. That's it, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. We were kind of laughing about it. And

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<v Speaker 1>that whole part was cool, got weird a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>before she left, Like there were a couple of awkward

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<v Speaker 1>moments at the end that made me think that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't feel exactly the same way that I did. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get to the awkward part. Then what happened that

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<v Speaker 1>was awkward. We've been drinking a little bit, so I

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<v Speaker 1>was feeling pretty good and she was keeping up with

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<v Speaker 1>me on the drink. Student. So as you as you

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<v Speaker 1>start feeling good and you feel like you're connecting with somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the romantic side of you starts coming out

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm taking up I want to kiss his goal.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just couldn't find that moment, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>just felt a little awkward every time I thought about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I finally came around and asked her if it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be okay to kiss her. Okay, and she goes, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't kiss guys that ask me if they can kiss me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always an awkward ask and usually it ends up like, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>you can kiss me, Thanks for asking, You're such a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't like it, though, No, But it got worse

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<v Speaker 1>because then I figured, Okay, so my mind, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to go to stuts. I can't even know. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a little buzz right, but ocause she doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>a guy asking maybe I should just kissed her now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and so like I'm leaning in for the kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she pushed me away. She goes, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna kiss for you. I can't ask and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go in for the kiss. I can't be forceful

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<v Speaker 1>about it. So what do I do? It was just weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, Yeah, I don't know, that part was a

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<v Speaker 1>little awkward. Yeah, you should have probably had just held

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<v Speaker 1>off until the second day after you got turned down once,

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<v Speaker 1>because once she turns you down and then you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, fine, then I'm gonna force it on you.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about? That usually doesn't go over

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<v Speaker 1>very well. So I just called a cab for her

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<v Speaker 1>and open door for her. She gets in the cab

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<v Speaker 1>and before I closed the door, I'm move in just

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit closer, and I goes, so, no kiss, right,

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<v Speaker 1>what give it up? At this point? Yay, listen, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>you can't stop yourself. Yeah, you know, it just it

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<v Speaker 1>was in my mind and I had to I just

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<v Speaker 1>had to had to try it. Just harping on the kiss. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so she just looked at me and she smiled as

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, I think you might have a bad memory

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<v Speaker 1>because I've already told you know twice. Oh yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well I think I know why she's not calling you back. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was that. I mean, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the way I'm describing it, my sound goes being forceful,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was, you know, it was a gentleman about

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, you know, But it's just more awkward

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<v Speaker 1>than it was forceful. It's not even necessarily being forceful,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just constantly being like, okay, so how about

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<v Speaker 1>that kiss now? All right, ten minutes has gone by. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are we gonna kiss or no? You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, And even I feel like even calling her

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date at this point is just pushing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'm pushing that hard, if you honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I mean, it makes sound bad talking about

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<v Speaker 1>it now, but it was more of a playful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the whole whole night was like that. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song, come back, call her and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date. Update. Okay, okay, cool, Thanks guys all, right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on in jubil in the morning, I'd feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>for the guy who's on the phone for a second

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<v Speaker 1>Date update today. His name is Frank, and if you

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<v Speaker 1>miss the first part of the second date update, he

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<v Speaker 1>told us about how everything went down on his date

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<v Speaker 1>with a girl named Crystal. They met up at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>had a fun time, but he asked her repeatedly for

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<v Speaker 1>a kiss. He tried to kiss her three times, and

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<v Speaker 1>each time he got denied, and that's why he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>he's not getting a call back today. Before we call her, Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to say I feel really bad for

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<v Speaker 1>you man. Thanks ju Will. Yeah, this gotta be a

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<v Speaker 1>good reason. Like I said, we had a placeful time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get into all that. Before we get into

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<v Speaker 1>all that, I just want to comfort you because to

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<v Speaker 1>get turned down for a kiss that many times, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't stand for that. You know. I like kisses. I

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<v Speaker 1>like kisses, and that's why right now you and I

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<v Speaker 1>over the phone are gonna have a little makeout sess

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<v Speaker 1>before we make the phone call. Okay, you're in it.

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<v Speaker 1>A little kiss. Okay, it's like a welcome committee. Will

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<v Speaker 1>you kiss me, Frank, because I'll kiss you right now. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, right too late. I'm already making out with you. Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>m you are a good kisser, Frank, I'm surprised that

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't want to kiss you. WHOA, yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that's what most people say after they kissed me. Just wow, speechless,

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<v Speaker 1>poor break. He just moved to town. Welcome to town,

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<v Speaker 1>Frank special. All right, Frank, I'm gonna tell the phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now, get her on the phone and see

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<v Speaker 1>if it was your incessant trying to kiss her that

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<v Speaker 1>is causing her not to call you back. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? If she I mean, if she does kiss

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<v Speaker 1>him on the next day, it'll be like she kissed

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<v Speaker 1>Jubil too. You know how that works. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss real quick before I dole the phone. R one more.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. All right, here we go. I'm gonna doual

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now. Wow. I was looking for Crystal speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this, Hey, Crystal? How are you? This is Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm fine. Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this again? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. The radio show. Did I win something? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you did not win anything, But I do want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you for a second about a date that

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<v Speaker 1>you recently went on. I'm sorry, wait, do you need

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to me about a date that I went on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show called the Second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update, and somebody recently emailed us about you. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>emailed you about me, and so you're calling me to

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<v Speaker 1>ask me what why you're not calling him back. His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Frank. Do you remember going out with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Frank? Yes? I do. Okay, So Frank told

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<v Speaker 1>us that he likes you a lot. He told us

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about your date and said that he

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<v Speaker 1>would really like to see you again. But you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back. Is there a particular reason? Oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a reason, all right. Was it the fact that he

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<v Speaker 1>tried to kiss you like seventeen hundred times on your date? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that definitely played a part. Um, there was more to it,

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<v Speaker 1>not just that. Um, you have a few minutes to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us what the more too it is? Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind. I really do have something else I have

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<v Speaker 1>to do. But he probably should know anyways, if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys should just pass that to him. Yeah, pass what

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<v Speaker 1>to him? The reason? Okay? What is the reason? Um? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he has a. He has a fragrance about him. Not

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<v Speaker 1>a good cologne. It's definitely not a cologne, and it

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely not a good one. Yeah. So is it

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<v Speaker 1>just body odor? What is it? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is, but it is very strong. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any Is there anything you can compare it to? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely nothing. Nothing. Probably the strongest thing I have ever

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<v Speaker 1>smelled in my life. So he smells weird. That's probably

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<v Speaker 1>why you turned him down for so many kisses. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even want to be within a hundred yards

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<v Speaker 1>of him. Yeah, you know, I got jumped in. This

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<v Speaker 1>is ridiculous what I'm hearing right now. Wow, holy ridicul

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? That is Frank Crystal. He's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening. Yeah, I'm not happy. Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>You had him on the phone the whole time and

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<v Speaker 1>we're just sitting here. Yeah. I was going to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that a little later, but then Frank decided to

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<v Speaker 1>jump in, So great, here we go. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying that I don't smell um. Okay, So I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't have a lot of time really to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this, but I'm just gonna say to be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you. Maybe you were nervous before, maybe your dealer

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work, maybe you need something stronger. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you gave me a high five, you literally

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<v Speaker 1>almost knocked me out unconscious. True story. If you're wondering why,

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<v Speaker 1>that is definitely the reason you probably should bathe thoroughly

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<v Speaker 1>before a date. Just saying I have nothing else to say,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty clear. I thought it was clear that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like nine thousand cars away from you when you

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<v Speaker 1>try to give me a kids so I'm really done.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't sound remorse like you're not being very nice

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<v Speaker 1>about approaching his smell though, because it's ridiculous, and honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna sit here on the radio. I'm already

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<v Speaker 1>blindsided by being on the radio already. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>very clear that I wasn't really interested after he tried

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<v Speaker 1>to kiss me four hundred and eleven thousand times and

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, So and now since he's putting me

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<v Speaker 1>in a position now I have to be firm to

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<v Speaker 1>let you know if we're looking for a second date

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<v Speaker 1>and eleventh date, a twelve day, a thousand dates, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the exact same reason. It's all day long So there

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I have to go. Sorry, guys, thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go by. Wow that was direct. Its pretty yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>blunting to the point. Yeah, Frank, I don't think you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting a second day. Has anyone ever commented on your

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<v Speaker 1>smell before, Frank? Okay, look, I'm gonna give it to

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<v Speaker 1>you guys straight, all right. I'm not like one of

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<v Speaker 1>those sissy boys that walks around smelling like freaking cucumbers

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<v Speaker 1>and strawberries. Okay, that's not meat, man, that's just not

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<v Speaker 1>what I do. Know. I don't shower every day for reading.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unhealthy. So if that's what she's referring to. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>did you say you don't shower every day? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's scientifically proven that if you shower every day,

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<v Speaker 1>you're stripping your body because its skin is a protective layer, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not meant to be washed off every day or

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<v Speaker 1>script off. He's actually right, you know, yeah, I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>those studies. But you know what, I still take like

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<v Speaker 1>three or four showers a day because I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a I'd rather not smell. You don't smell, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>shower for water two days. Believe me, that's plenty. I

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<v Speaker 1>work with you, trust me. There have been some occasions

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, whoa, somebody's a little right today. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't smell like it's it's just natural musk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's human pheromones. There are women that are

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<v Speaker 1>my sermon type. It's been proving. I mean, I know

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<v Speaker 1>women at gravity towards me just because of my natural smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the Frank smell. It's me, Frank. How often do

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<v Speaker 1>you shower then? I mean I feel like I have

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<v Speaker 1>a calendar, but maybe every ten ten days or so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie not what you have to smell

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Yeah, listen, it's just me. It's natural.

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<v Speaker 1>It's naturally Frank, it's just my scent. I have a scent,

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<v Speaker 1>just like everybody does. Yeah, I don't. Okay, Well I

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<v Speaker 1>guess that's why she's not calling. You actually didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>your scent. Yes, just have to leave it up to

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<v Speaker 1>a woman that gets it. Man, this is a tough town, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>It really is a tough town. Shower is way too much? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe that's why women aren't talking to you in

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<v Speaker 1>the bars when you go out. You ever think of that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of this is a one time thing. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard somebody go off like this about my smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal obviously is just off a rocker. Chris sounds crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to me. But you know what, no matter what, it

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<v Speaker 1>is a second date update, So I have to ask

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<v Speaker 1>the question, Hey, Crystal, even though you hung up, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go out on a second date with Frank?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. No, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>because Frank smells funny stinkies? Are you sure, Frank? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have anything else to say to Crystal? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to going to be with her either. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, broken jubil in the morning today might actually

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<v Speaker 1>be a first for the second date updates if you

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<v Speaker 1>miss the one that just played. Frank wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Crystal because she wasn't calling him back.

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<v Speaker 1>We found out the reason she wasn't calling him back.

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<v Speaker 1>Frank only likes to shower once every ten to fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>days and has what he calls his scent, the scent

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<v Speaker 1>of Frank, which she was not a fan of. She

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<v Speaker 1>said that he smelled disgusting. Somebody texted in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five to nine two. The reason I say it

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<v Speaker 1>might be a first They they made a very good point.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, this is the part where people are usually

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<v Speaker 1>texting and saying, Hey, what's his number, I'll go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him. They asked, I'm curious, is anybody wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with the guy who smells No. We have

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<v Speaker 1>not received one text message saying I'll go out with Frank.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've had some weird people, and every after every

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<v Speaker 1>single second date update, people text in like, give him

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<v Speaker 1>my number, they sound cute. Nobody's texting that about Frank

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<v Speaker 1>because he stinks fourteen days is a long time, like

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<v Speaker 1>five days. I feel like I can get behind. Two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks is even a deal breaker for me. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody said, I work with certain homeless people that

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<v Speaker 1>shower more than this guy exactly, so he just can't

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<v Speaker 1>understand why girls aren't calling him back. Remember, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want a second date update, I have to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Email the show Brook and Jewel at Moving nine two

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<v Speaker 1>five dot com. We will call the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back.