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Speaker 1: second date update. It can be really hard to meet
Speaker 1: women when you're new in town, you know, especially going
Speaker 1: out to the bars and stuff like that. A lot
Speaker 1: of women can be kind of cold to you unless
Speaker 1: you're willing to pay for it. And I've found I've
Speaker 1: moved around a lot in my life, and if you
Speaker 1: find the right part of town in the new area
Speaker 1: that you just moved to, and you got say, sixty
Speaker 1: seventy bucks in your pocket, women can be very accommodating. Unfortunately, though, Frank,
Speaker 1: who is on the phone with us right now for
Speaker 1: a second date update, hasn't found that out yet. Frank,
Speaker 1: how are you hey? I'm good, guys. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't think I've found that part of town yet
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping not too so good. I can help
Speaker 1: you out. You need any recommendations, I can throw them
Speaker 1: your way. Jubils like the yelp of that area. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh thank you, I'm good man. Um so your email
Speaker 1: said that you're new in town and you're having trouble
Speaker 1: meeting ladies, and then you finally met a girl to
Speaker 1: go out with, and now she's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: What's her name, Crystal? And since you were having trouble
Speaker 1: meeting ladies, where did you meet Crystal? At? Well? I
Speaker 1: made a friend at my new job and they had
Speaker 1: this friend in mind and they wanted to set it up,
Speaker 1: so they did all the work and it was just
Speaker 1: me showing up. It was very easy. How many times
Speaker 1: have you gone out to try to meet people since
Speaker 1: you've been here three times? And it's always in it
Speaker 1: in failure because it's just it just seemed like the
Speaker 1: women here And I know I'm new, so I haven't
Speaker 1: had too much exclosure to it, but just seemed very
Speaker 1: difficult to connect with. It's just a little bit colder,
Speaker 1: a little bit. I don't know what it is. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to put my finger on it. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Have you tried walking up behind
Speaker 1: him and tapping him on the shoulder and just going, hey,
Speaker 1: new in town, let's go back to my place? Is
Speaker 1: that what I shouldn't do? Anything? He said? Anything? He says,
Speaker 1: do the opposite. So the date was obviously good because
Speaker 1: you want to talk to this girl again. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: I thought we were really clicked. It was a great time,
Speaker 1: and she was attractive, and we had a fun night.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do? We had a couple of bars,
Speaker 1: and then we ended up playing pool, and I thought
Speaker 1: that was a lot of fun. She was actually a
Speaker 1: really good pool player and she seemed to be competitive,
Speaker 1: so we ended up playing pool for a while. I
Speaker 1: even put a bet down on the last game, which
Speaker 1: was it was a lot of fun. Was it like
Speaker 1: a hey, if I win, you gotta kiss me. If
Speaker 1: you win, you gotta kiss me. If that guy on
Speaker 1: the other table wins, you gotta kiss me. One of
Speaker 1: those type of bets. It's actually twenty bucks. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: very literal. She did great and I won, you know,
Speaker 1: which was for me. I'm super competitive, so you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't take the twenty bucks, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to be a gentleman about it. You know, chump,
Speaker 1: she probably is not calling you back because she doesn't
Speaker 1: respect you because you don't collect your debt. That's it, right,
Speaker 1: you know. We were kind of laughing about it. And
Speaker 1: that whole part was cool, got weird a little bit
Speaker 1: before she left, Like there were a couple of awkward
Speaker 1: moments at the end that made me think that maybe
Speaker 1: she didn't feel exactly the same way that I did. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get to the awkward part. Then what happened that
Speaker 1: was awkward. We've been drinking a little bit, so I
Speaker 1: was feeling pretty good and she was keeping up with
Speaker 1: me on the drink. Student. So as you as you
Speaker 1: start feeling good and you feel like you're connecting with somebody,
Speaker 1: you know, the romantic side of you starts coming out
Speaker 1: and I'm taking up I want to kiss his goal.
Speaker 1: But I just couldn't find that moment, you know, it
Speaker 1: just felt a little awkward every time I thought about it.
Speaker 1: So I finally came around and asked her if it'd
Speaker 1: be okay to kiss her. Okay, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: don't kiss guys that ask me if they can kiss me.
Speaker 1: That's always an awkward ask and usually it ends up like, sure,
Speaker 1: you can kiss me, Thanks for asking, You're such a gentleman.
Speaker 1: She didn't like it, though, No, But it got worse
Speaker 1: because then I figured, Okay, so my mind, like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to go to stuts. I can't even know. It
Speaker 1: was a little buzz right, but ocause she doesn't like
Speaker 1: a guy asking maybe I should just kissed her now,
Speaker 1: you know, and so like I'm leaning in for the kiss,
Speaker 1: and then she pushed me away. She goes, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna kiss for you. I can't ask and I
Speaker 1: can't go in for the kiss. I can't be forceful
Speaker 1: about it. So what do I do? It was just weird.
Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, I don't know, that part was a
Speaker 1: little awkward. Yeah, you should have probably had just held
Speaker 1: off until the second day after you got turned down once,
Speaker 1: because once she turns you down and then you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, then I'm gonna force it on you.
Speaker 1: What do you think about? That usually doesn't go over
Speaker 1: very well. So I just called a cab for her
Speaker 1: and open door for her. She gets in the cab
Speaker 1: and before I closed the door, I'm move in just
Speaker 1: a little bit closer, and I goes, so, no kiss, right,
Speaker 1: what give it up? At this point? Yay, listen, sometimes
Speaker 1: you can't stop yourself. Yeah, you know, it just it
Speaker 1: was in my mind and I had to I just
Speaker 1: had to had to try it. Just harping on the kiss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she just looked at me and she smiled as
Speaker 1: she goes, I think you might have a bad memory
Speaker 1: because I've already told you know twice. Oh yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well I think I know why she's not calling you back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that. I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: maybe the way I'm describing it, my sound goes being forceful,
Speaker 1: but it was, you know, it was a gentleman about
Speaker 1: the whole thing, you know, But it's just more awkward
Speaker 1: than it was forceful. It's not even necessarily being forceful,
Speaker 1: but it's just constantly being like, okay, so how about
Speaker 1: that kiss now? All right, ten minutes has gone by. Hey,
Speaker 1: are we gonna kiss or no? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh man, And even I feel like even calling her
Speaker 1: for a second date at this point is just pushing it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm pushing that hard, if you honest
Speaker 1: with you. I mean, it makes sound bad talking about
Speaker 1: it now, but it was more of a playful thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole whole night was like that. All right, well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date. Update. Okay, okay, cool, Thanks guys all, right, man,
Speaker 1: hang on in jubil in the morning, I'd feel bad
Speaker 1: for the guy who's on the phone for a second
Speaker 1: Date update today. His name is Frank, and if you
Speaker 1: miss the first part of the second date update, he
Speaker 1: told us about how everything went down on his date
Speaker 1: with a girl named Crystal. They met up at a bar,
Speaker 1: had a fun time, but he asked her repeatedly for
Speaker 1: a kiss. He tried to kiss her three times, and
Speaker 1: each time he got denied, and that's why he thinks
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back today. Before we call her, Frank,
Speaker 1: I do want to say I feel really bad for
Speaker 1: you man. Thanks ju Will. Yeah, this gotta be a
Speaker 1: good reason. Like I said, we had a placeful time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before we get into all that. Before we get into
Speaker 1: all that, I just want to comfort you because to
Speaker 1: get turned down for a kiss that many times, I
Speaker 1: can't stand for that. You know. I like kisses. I
Speaker 1: like kisses, and that's why right now you and I
Speaker 1: over the phone are gonna have a little makeout sess
Speaker 1: before we make the phone call. Okay, you're in it.
Speaker 1: A little kiss. Okay, it's like a welcome committee. Will
Speaker 1: you kiss me, Frank, because I'll kiss you right now. Listen,
Speaker 1: you know, right too late. I'm already making out with you. Frank,
Speaker 1: m you are a good kisser, Frank, I'm surprised that
Speaker 1: she didn't want to kiss you. WHOA, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: that's what most people say after they kissed me. Just wow, speechless,
Speaker 1: poor break. He just moved to town. Welcome to town,
Speaker 1: Frank special. All right, Frank, I'm gonna tell the phone
Speaker 1: number right now, get her on the phone and see
Speaker 1: if it was your incessant trying to kiss her that
Speaker 1: is causing her not to call you back. All right,
Speaker 1: all right? If she I mean, if she does kiss
Speaker 1: him on the next day, it'll be like she kissed
Speaker 1: Jubil too. You know how that works. You want to
Speaker 1: kiss real quick before I dole the phone. R one more.
Speaker 1: I'm good. All right, here we go. I'm gonna doual
Speaker 1: the phone right now. Wow. I was looking for Crystal speaking.
Speaker 1: Who's this, Hey, Crystal? How are you? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm fine. Who
Speaker 1: is this again? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. The radio show. Did I win something? No,
Speaker 1: you did not win anything, But I do want to
Speaker 1: talk to you for a second about a date that
Speaker 1: you recently went on. I'm sorry, wait, do you need
Speaker 1: to talk to me about a date that I went on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and somebody recently emailed us about you. Someone
Speaker 1: emailed you about me, and so you're calling me to
Speaker 1: ask me what why you're not calling him back. His
Speaker 1: name is Frank. Do you remember going out with a
Speaker 1: guy named Frank? Yes? I do. Okay, So Frank told
Speaker 1: us that he likes you a lot. He told us
Speaker 1: a little bit about your date and said that he
Speaker 1: would really like to see you again. But you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. Is there a particular reason? Oh, there's
Speaker 1: a reason, all right. Was it the fact that he
Speaker 1: tried to kiss you like seventeen hundred times on your date? Um,
Speaker 1: that definitely played a part. Um, there was more to it,
Speaker 1: not just that. Um, you have a few minutes to
Speaker 1: tell us what the more too it is? Um, I
Speaker 1: don't mind. I really do have something else I have
Speaker 1: to do. But he probably should know anyways, if you
Speaker 1: guys should just pass that to him. Yeah, pass what
Speaker 1: to him? The reason? Okay? What is the reason? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: he has a. He has a fragrance about him. Not
Speaker 1: a good cologne. It's definitely not a cologne, and it
Speaker 1: is definitely not a good one. Yeah. So is it
Speaker 1: just body odor? What is it? I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, but it is very strong. Do you have
Speaker 1: any Is there anything you can compare it to? Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing. Nothing. Probably the strongest thing I have ever
Speaker 1: smelled in my life. So he smells weird. That's probably
Speaker 1: why you turned him down for so many kisses. Huh.
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to be within a hundred yards
Speaker 1: of him. Yeah, you know, I got jumped in. This
Speaker 1: is ridiculous what I'm hearing right now. Wow, holy ridicul
Speaker 1: Who is this? That is Frank Crystal. He's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening. Yeah, I'm not happy. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: You had him on the phone the whole time and
Speaker 1: we're just sitting here. Yeah. I was going to tell
Speaker 1: you that a little later, but then Frank decided to
Speaker 1: jump in, So great, here we go. I can't believe
Speaker 1: you're saying that I don't smell um. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: really don't have a lot of time really to talk
Speaker 1: about this, but I'm just gonna say to be honest
Speaker 1: with you. Maybe you were nervous before, maybe your dealer
Speaker 1: doesn't work, maybe you need something stronger. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but when you gave me a high five, you literally
Speaker 1: almost knocked me out unconscious. True story. If you're wondering why,
Speaker 1: that is definitely the reason you probably should bathe thoroughly
Speaker 1: before a date. Just saying I have nothing else to say,
Speaker 1: it's pretty clear. I thought it was clear that I
Speaker 1: was like nine thousand cars away from you when you
Speaker 1: try to give me a kids so I'm really done.
Speaker 1: You don't sound remorse like you're not being very nice
Speaker 1: about approaching his smell though, because it's ridiculous, and honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here on the radio. I'm already
Speaker 1: blindsided by being on the radio already. And it was
Speaker 1: very clear that I wasn't really interested after he tried
Speaker 1: to kiss me four hundred and eleven thousand times and
Speaker 1: I said no, So and now since he's putting me
Speaker 1: in a position now I have to be firm to
Speaker 1: let you know if we're looking for a second date
Speaker 1: and eleventh date, a twelve day, a thousand dates, it's
Speaker 1: the exact same reason. It's all day long So there
Speaker 1: we go. I have to go. Sorry, guys, thanks for calling.
Speaker 1: I gotta go by. Wow that was direct. Its pretty yeah,
Speaker 1: blunting to the point. Yeah, Frank, I don't think you're
Speaker 1: getting a second day. Has anyone ever commented on your
Speaker 1: smell before, Frank? Okay, look, I'm gonna give it to
Speaker 1: you guys straight, all right. I'm not like one of
Speaker 1: those sissy boys that walks around smelling like freaking cucumbers
Speaker 1: and strawberries. Okay, that's not meat, man, that's just not
Speaker 1: what I do. Know. I don't shower every day for reading.
Speaker 1: It's unhealthy. So if that's what she's referring to. Wait,
Speaker 1: did you say you don't shower every day? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean it's scientifically proven that if you shower every day,
Speaker 1: you're stripping your body because its skin is a protective layer, right,
Speaker 1: it's not meant to be washed off every day or
Speaker 1: script off. He's actually right, you know, yeah, I've heard
Speaker 1: those studies. But you know what, I still take like
Speaker 1: three or four showers a day because I don't give
Speaker 1: a I'd rather not smell. You don't smell, you don't
Speaker 1: shower for water two days. Believe me, that's plenty. I
Speaker 1: work with you, trust me. There have been some occasions
Speaker 1: where I'm like, whoa, somebody's a little right today. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Like I don't smell like it's it's just natural musk.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's human pheromones. There are women that are
Speaker 1: my sermon type. It's been proving. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: women at gravity towards me just because of my natural smell.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Frank smell. It's me, Frank. How often do
Speaker 1: you shower then? I mean I feel like I have
Speaker 1: a calendar, but maybe every ten ten days or so.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie not what you have to smell
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, listen, it's just me. It's natural.
Speaker 1: It's naturally Frank, it's just my scent. I have a scent,
Speaker 1: just like everybody does. Yeah, I don't. Okay, Well I
Speaker 1: guess that's why she's not calling. You actually didn't like
Speaker 1: your scent. Yes, just have to leave it up to
Speaker 1: a woman that gets it. Man, this is a tough town, guys,
Speaker 1: It really is a tough town. Shower is way too much? Yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe that's why women aren't talking to you in
Speaker 1: the bars when you go out. You ever think of that. No,
Speaker 1: it's kind of this is a one time thing. I've
Speaker 1: never heard somebody go off like this about my smell.
Speaker 1: Crystal obviously is just off a rocker. Chris sounds crazy
Speaker 1: to me. But you know what, no matter what, it
Speaker 1: is a second date update, So I have to ask
Speaker 1: the question, Hey, Crystal, even though you hung up, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out on a second date with Frank?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. No, I don't want to
Speaker 1: because Frank smells funny stinkies? Are you sure, Frank? Do
Speaker 1: you have anything else to say to Crystal? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: don't want to going to be with her either. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, broken jubil in the morning today might actually
Speaker 1: be a first for the second date updates if you
Speaker 1: miss the one that just played. Frank wanted to call
Speaker 1: a girl named Crystal because she wasn't calling him back.
Speaker 1: We found out the reason she wasn't calling him back.
Speaker 1: Frank only likes to shower once every ten to fourteen
Speaker 1: days and has what he calls his scent, the scent
Speaker 1: of Frank, which she was not a fan of. She
Speaker 1: said that he smelled disgusting. Somebody texted in at seven
Speaker 1: eighty five to nine two. The reason I say it
Speaker 1: might be a first They they made a very good point.
Speaker 1: They said, this is the part where people are usually
Speaker 1: texting and saying, Hey, what's his number, I'll go out
Speaker 1: with him. They asked, I'm curious, is anybody wanting to
Speaker 1: go out with the guy who smells No. We have
Speaker 1: not received one text message saying I'll go out with Frank.
Speaker 1: And we've had some weird people, and every after every
Speaker 1: single second date update, people text in like, give him
Speaker 1: my number, they sound cute. Nobody's texting that about Frank
Speaker 1: because he stinks fourteen days is a long time, like
Speaker 1: five days. I feel like I can get behind. Two
Speaker 1: weeks is even a deal breaker for me. I can't.
Speaker 1: So somebody said, I work with certain homeless people that
Speaker 1: shower more than this guy exactly, so he just can't
Speaker 1: understand why girls aren't calling him back. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want a second date update, I have to do this.
Speaker 1: Email the show Brook and Jewel at Moving nine two
Speaker 1: five dot com. We will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back.