1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: My sister flirted with my girlfriend. I'm blocking her on everything. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: I hate her. Am I the a hole. I've had 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 1: this account for a bit, but I prefer lurking instead 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: of posting same my He's a nineteen year old male sister. Hailey, 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: twenty year old female, is a very open and flirty person. 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: She's never put a label on her sexuality, but she 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: has said that she's attracted to everyone. Ever since we 8 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: were in high school. She'd often flirt with girls I 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: was interested in. She'd also flirt with my friends when 10 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: they'd come over to hang out. Sometimes Haley would even 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 1: come into my room without knocking, just to talk to them. 12 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 2: Ooh, and that's tough because she likes everyone. 13 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: Nobody saying he doesn't have a lot, He doesn't have 14 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: a lock on his door. He needs a lock. 15 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 2: He really does what he needs, Haley. He needs to 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 2: build like a bridge, like a like a castle blockade. 17 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, a mot exactly, Haily, he's kind of a cock bok, 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: what's happening here? This is a breaking bro code. Okay. 19 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: It was very uncomfortable and some of my friends even 20 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: stopped coming over to my house because of it. This 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: made me really angry. And I told our parents, but 22 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: they'd always say I'm being homophobic and to leave her alone, 23 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,479 Speaker 1: so she'd always get away with it. A few months 24 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: after she graduated, she moved out of the house, and 25 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: I haven't had to deal with her flirting with my 26 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:24,559 Speaker 1: friends anymore. Is the homophobic comment like appropriate from a parent? 27 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 2: I was wondering the same. So the parents are saying 28 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 2: that OP is being homophobic for trying to not, like, yo, 29 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 2: stop flirting with my friends. 30 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: Basically, yeah, I feel like putting sexuality in. This is 31 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: like kind of gas lighty from the parents. They're not 32 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: like acknowledging the son's feelings of just being like, hey, 33 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: I don't like this. They're like, yeah, well then you're homophobic, 34 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: which is also like usually we get not that response 35 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: from the parents at all. 36 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 2: Usually the parents are homophobic, right, So like now. 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 3: The one time where they're like trying to like, oh, 38 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 3: let me, let's like try to like ident to find 39 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 3: the homophobia and like protect our at least one of 40 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 3: our children the other children just because oh, sorry, like 41 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 3: you have a love interest, what are you talking about? 42 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 2: No, you don't, you're homophone. 43 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: You're The parents are total gas lighters, and the Sun's 44 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: probably like, can I have a lock on my door? 45 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,399 Speaker 1: And they're like, no, you're homophobic. 46 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, the lock in the door. We've had so many 47 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,239 Speaker 2: stories or parents and that is it's it's the it's 48 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 2: the iceberg on the terrible parents, like the tip of 49 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 2: the terrible parent ice cream. 50 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 4: Yeah. 51 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: I don't love this. 52 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: It's a telltale sign. 53 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: Okay. Seven months ago I met my now girlfriend, Layla, 54 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: eighteen year old female, and we really hit it off. 55 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: We've been together a little over four months. One thing 56 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: to note about Leila is that she's really shy, so 57 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: she never voices any concerns until after the fact. Well, 58 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: I really wanted her to meet my parents, so we 59 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: set up a quick dinner at a nice restaurant on 60 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: Tuesday night. We know it's gonna happen. 61 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 2: Come on, I hate knowing it. 62 00:02:54,680 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: Here comes Haley. She comes, not even telling me my 63 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: parents invited Haley shocker, who was almost thirty minutes late. 64 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: That's honestly Haley's worst quality so far. I don't like 65 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: people who areked tardy for the better part of dinner. 66 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: She would constantly flirt with my girlfriend. She'd give Laylah 67 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: compliments about her clothing, body, facial features and even offer 68 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: her number multiple times just at the dinner, being like 69 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: here's my multiple times. 70 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,799 Speaker 2: Like what are we doing here? It's like, hey, you 71 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 2: want to pass that meat little? Also like sliding them 72 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 2: digits over like top please. 73 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: That is wild Okay. My parents would just laugh along 74 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: with her antics, saying it's just how she normally is. 75 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: But I could clearly see Layla was uncomfortable, so I 76 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: paid my side of the bill and took her home. Wait, 77 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: the kid is splitting dinner with his parents. 78 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 2: Too, Colee, Like what they're they're like eighteen. 79 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, he's nineteen. 80 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 2: Nineteen, Like you're barely out of high school. 81 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: I'm thirty and like I'm like, I'm just a baby. 82 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: My parents stand up for me all the time. 83 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 2: Same same. Oh my goodness, gracious, oh op op is 84 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 2: the only adult in the room right now. What is happened? 85 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: Undred percent? When we got to her house, I asked 86 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: if I could spend the night and she said yes, 87 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: And that's where I've been for the past few days, 88 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: literally hold out at the girlfriend's house. My parents and 89 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: Haley have been blowing up my phone, calling me all 90 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: sorts of names, which has me thinking I was in 91 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: the wrong cast lighters. I haven't answered any of my 92 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: sister's messages, but I told my mom where I am. 93 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: When I asked Leyla about it, she said the compliments 94 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: were nice at first, but she got uncomfortable. So am 95 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: I the a hole for making a big deal out 96 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: of my sister flirting with girlfriend? 97 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,919 Speaker 2: Are there any updates? 98 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? If it says Eta, is that an update? 99 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. 100 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: Here's the update. Sorry, this update took a few days. 101 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: I'm still reeling from everything that happened. First of all, 102 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: I want to thank all the people who left comments 103 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: and judgments. I won't say much, as I'm sure you 104 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: all know what happened. It's a lot. I'm still disgusted 105 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: and don't really know how to feel about all this. 106 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: Friday night, I messaged my mom and dad to let 107 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: them know I wouldn't be convert them unless Layla was 108 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: given an apology, literally the bare minimum. Up to this point, 109 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 1: that still hasn't been received, and I don't think it 110 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,239 Speaker 1: ever will. I also let them know i'd be stopping 111 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 1: by on Saturday to pick up my things from the house. Well, 112 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,279 Speaker 1: Saturday morning, I go over to the house and bring 113 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: my girlfriend's dad who will call Carl to help me. 114 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: Sitting on the porch is my sister, who tells me 115 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: immediately she wants to talk. Anyways, we go inside and 116 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: sit down, which is when she says she has to 117 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: tell me something without me freaking out. Basically, in a 118 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 1: much more dimmed down version, my sister tells me she 119 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: has had feelings for me since high school. His own sister, 120 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, has this happened for you guys? 121 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 2: Before? We actually had one other one whoa that was 122 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 2: not what I was expecting. 123 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, Oh my god. I need to 124 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: know how the parents handle this, which is when I 125 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: started going to the gym and slimming out a lot more. 126 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 1: She said, the main reason she flirted with all my 127 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 1: friends is because she wanted to divert her attraction somewhere else. 128 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: According to her, this is also the reason she moved 129 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: doubt so quickly, because she couldn't stand being around me 130 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: and knowing she couldn't have me. I left, I didn't 131 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: get any of my stuff, and honestly, I don't know 132 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: I'll go back to get it. I blocked my sister 133 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,159 Speaker 1: on everything as soon as I got back to my 134 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: girlfriend's house and my mom keeps messaging me telling me 135 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: to apologize for walking out again. I don't know how 136 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: to feel. I'm absolutely disgusted. I feel like throwing up 137 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,479 Speaker 1: all the time, and I'm not sure how I'm supposed 138 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: to get up and go to work tomorrow like everything's normal. 139 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: I haven't told my girlfriend or her dad yet, and 140 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to. I have no 141 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,239 Speaker 1: idea if my mom or dad knows, but even thinking 142 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: about it makes my head hurt. This is so much 143 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,359 Speaker 1: worse than I thought it was. What the fuck? I 144 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: know a lot of people might start commenting about how 145 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,479 Speaker 1: this is fake, and I don't really care. I wish 146 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: it was. I'm speechless. 147 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,599 Speaker 2: Wow, what do you do? What can one possibly do? 148 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like worried that he's like squatting at 149 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: the girlfriend's house, because that's like like this is not 150 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 1: their problem. 151 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 2: Like why, yeah, my goodness is he's he's at the 152 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 2: girlfriend's house, his sister, and as of right now, the 153 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 2: parents stone up. 154 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: Do you think they don't know because he doesn't know 155 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: if they know? 156 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 2: Hmm, that's a good question, which that doesn't really explain. 157 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 2: I'm trying to I was trying to think, does does 158 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 2: that at all explain their kind of weird behavior from earlier? 159 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 2: But it doesn't quite track right, right, Yeah, because it's 160 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 2: like why would they if anything, they would be like, 161 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 2: oh well maybe yeah, maybe they just desperately if they do, know, 162 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 2: they desperately want her to like just get with somebody else, 163 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 2: so friend, she can, I guess, be distracted. Yeah, they're 164 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 2: like date his girlfriend's looks as long as you're not 165 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 2: dating your own brother, Like hoo, wrong, let's go maybe 166 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 2: maybe Okay, I was trying to like put them I 167 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 2: was trying to map the math there. Possibly, I mean, 168 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 2: that would explain them being like, oh no, just like 169 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 2: let your sister flirt with anybody, like, any any person 170 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: that is not you, please? 171 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: Wow? 172 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 2: Maybe maybe potentially, Uh, it's I think it's I think 173 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 2: it's hard to say, but oh my goodness. Yeah, yeah, 174 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 2: that's a lot to process. 175 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: This is wild. It's making me not want to have kids. 176 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, this is really scary. 177 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 1: There's another update, let's get into it. So it's been 178 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: a week. I'm not sure how many people are going 179 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 1: to see this, but whoever does HI after my last posts. 180 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: I didn't answer many comments because I was still going 181 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: through the motions of what was said. I wanted to 182 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: get a quick update out last week, but things got 183 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: in the way, which led us to hear. Last Tuesday, 184 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: I messaged my parents telling them everything my sister had 185 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: told me. It wasn't until Thursday I got a reply 186 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: where they called me all sorts of names. They said 187 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:37,840 Speaker 1: I was perverted, a liar, a man child, etc. However, 188 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 1: after messaging back and forth with them for a while, 189 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: it came out on my mom's side that my sister 190 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: confirmed my story and wanted me to say it was 191 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: false because neither of them wanted to believe it. Well, 192 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: finally the parents are being parents. 193 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 2: My goodness, gracious, So now they're finally like accepting the 194 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 2: truth and like God, every single response I have is 195 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 2: just to like lash out at op. Oh, your sister's 196 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 2: in love with you? How dare you? How dare you? Sir? 197 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: You are a man child? You're nineteen years old, a 198 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: man child. This is a lot to handle. 199 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 2: Like, yes, I am a child, like you're correct, Yeah, 200 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 2: I'm a man. 201 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm a man because you guys pay 202 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 1: and make me pay for dinner. I'm a child because 203 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: I have no parents who are like being supported towards me. 204 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 2: Yes, oh my goodness. 205 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: Okay, it's safe to say I have no intention of 206 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,360 Speaker 1: talking to either of them for a long time. I 207 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: told my girlfriend everything on Tuesday as well. She was 208 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 1: a lot more supportive than I initially thought, so that 209 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: worked out pretty well. On Friday, we told her father 210 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: and we started looking for apartments to move in together. 211 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: I don't know if this is like, oh, why do 212 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,439 Speaker 1: you guys move in together? 213 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 2: Oh? You know? 214 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 3: My sister was in love with me this, that and 215 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 3: the third and went bamboom, here we are. 216 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:51,319 Speaker 2: Yeah. 217 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 1: I don't love this for them, but whatever, this guy's 218 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,719 Speaker 1: been through a lot. As for all my things back 219 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,880 Speaker 1: at my parents' house, my girlfriend's dad and a few 220 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: of my friends went to pick up my stuff without me. 221 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 1: I gave them a list of all of the necessary things. 222 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,680 Speaker 1: My friends don't know why I moved out, but just 223 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: that it was serious and not to ask. Okay, good move, 224 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: which leads us to today. I know a few people 225 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: on my update post commented about this being fake, and 226 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: as much as I wish it wasn't, this is the 227 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: hell I'm living in Over the past week, I've been 228 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: looking back to my sister and its relationship realize a 229 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: lot of stuff that isn't normal. I'd give examples, but 230 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: I just want this to be over with. That's it. 231 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: Thanks for the support, and that'll probably be the last update. 232 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:31,040 Speaker 2: Oh Pee, my goodness, you have been through the ringer, 233 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 2: my friend. I feel like in my like eighteen year 234 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 2: old man child naivete I might have also fallen into 235 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 2: a similar thing of like I have. It's kind of 236 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 2: like an option that's available for him as far as 237 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 2: like moving in with his current girlfriend, Like I understand 238 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,600 Speaker 2: the logic that might be running through his brain, but 239 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 2: I don't know it's like definitely therapy, like for sure 240 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 2: a minimum at a minimum. Yeah, this I don't know, 241 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,440 Speaker 2: Like this is this is good. The relationship with the 242 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 2: sister with the parents, did the parents kind of fully 243 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 2: come around or what was their the. 244 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: Last thing that they kind of said to I think 245 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,319 Speaker 1: they wanted to talk to him and he didn't want 246 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: to talk to them. 247 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which, in fairness, like it's a it's a 248 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 2: lot for a eighteen year old manchild trying to process. 249 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, my goodness, Yeah, I'm like a little bit like dumbfounder, 250 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: Like this has never come up on my podcast. I 251 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: don't know what an expert would say. This is wild. 252 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 1: I understand why people thought it was fake. It sounds fake. 253 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 1: It doesn't sound real totally. Yeah, I mean I also 254 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: can't believe that they're like moving in together. And like 255 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 1: the dad, her dad, like the girlfriend's dad, is like, yeah, 256 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 1: just move in together. This is a great idea. Like 257 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: if I were her dad, I'd be like, this family 258 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:59,200 Speaker 1: sounds nuts. Apple doesn't fall for far, like you gotta 259 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 1: get out of this situation. 260 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,760 Speaker 2: I wonder if he just feels bad for the like 261 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 2: look at look at this poor kid, Like his whole 262 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 2: family sucks. Just you know what, move in with my daughter. 263 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 2: Here's here's a here's your first rent free, first one 264 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,319 Speaker 2: red free. Yeah, I don't know, Yeah this is this 265 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 2: is so insane, but you know what, on on a 266 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 2: on a less insane note, Julia, you have a podcast 267 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 2: where you where you break down complicated relationship matters. Could 268 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,719 Speaker 2: you tell us a little bit more about it? What 269 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,200 Speaker 2: kind of stuff you break down over there? 270 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,719 Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, I talk a lot about like the relationship 271 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 1: that we have with ourselves because I feel like once 272 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,720 Speaker 1: you're really okay with yourself, that's like the best place 273 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: to be. And I think for me, I'm Russian Jewish 274 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: and I grew up with this cultural expectation that I 275 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: should be married and have kids by the time I'm thirty, 276 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,200 Speaker 1: and so my podcast is really for people who are 277 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 1: pretty much done listening to that noise and like that 278 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: societal pressure. And I have experts on. I have influencers, 279 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: authors who come on and I interview them. I do 280 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 1: some solo episodes, and so if you are ever looking 281 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 1: for dating and relationship advice, come listen to the pod. 282 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: I think it's really good and it's it's a lot 283 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,959 Speaker 1: less manic than the stories we heard today. 284 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 2: Absolutely, you know, our listeners do need to reprieve from 285 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 2: from from insanity in the world, and I think your 286 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 2: podcast is a great place. So so happy we had 287 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,800 Speaker 2: you on. Everyone go check out our podcast. And Julia, 288 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 2: thanks again for joining us on this episode. 289 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: Thank you for having me on. It was definitely eye 290 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 1: opening for sure. 291 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,679 Speaker 2: Oh it's the first time on the OKOP ride is 292 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,200 Speaker 2: it's always a crazy one. 293 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: It was fun. 294 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,000 Speaker 2: Thank you and boom. 295 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 4: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives. 296 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 2: Time for OKOP rework. Friend prank calls me at work, 297 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 2: so I created a fake paternity lawsuit to destroy his life. 298 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 4: I feel like that's a little bit of escalation. But 299 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 4: what is the prank? Though? If it's a crazy, crazy, 300 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 4: awful prank, maybe the punishment fits the you know maybe. 301 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,839 Speaker 2: And also, you know you heard that phrase, go bigger, 302 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,840 Speaker 2: go home. He's just trying to do things that the 303 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,760 Speaker 2: best of you. 304 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,160 Speaker 4: Know you were going to say. Have you ever heard 305 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 4: that phrase? Just a prank? Bro, I was about to 306 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 4: murder you. 307 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 2: I held it in. I held it, I held it tight. 308 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,400 Speaker 2: There might be there might be one that swups out 309 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 2: in this story. Though it might be one. There might 310 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 2: be one. Ten years ago, a friend of mine prank 311 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 2: called me several times in my office over the course 312 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 2: of a day. 313 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 4: What was he saying? 314 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 2: The worst act known to man? Was he like your 315 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 2: refrigerator running and I'm going to murder you. 316 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 4: Let's play game. 317 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 2: Great green sweater you wore today, it'll serve great as 318 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 2: a body bag. I don't think he even says, what 319 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 2: what the friend pranks? Let's let's let's see. I decided 320 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 2: in that moment one I would not stand for this, 321 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 2: and two rather than entering into a long protracted quagmire 322 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 2: of a prank war. I would use the nuclear option 323 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 2: and end it immediately for a frank you were so, 324 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,840 Speaker 2: I'm just like bro esclitted so fast. 325 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 4: It's like he calls me at work, leaves a couple 326 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 4: of prank calls, and then I was like, I'm gonna 327 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 4: end this my whole man's career. 328 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's basically like I feel I filled your your 329 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 2: coffee cup with like soap water or something, and then 330 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 2: you're like, I'm gonna murder your wife. Yeah, just just 331 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 2: absurdly over the top. Yeah, there's no need. There's no need, 332 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 2: no need at all. My friend Mike. 333 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 4: Friend for friend. 334 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 2: My friend Mike was well was a well known local bartender. 335 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 2: I worked at the same bar as a bouncer, and 336 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 2: he was very much enjoying this single life at the time. 337 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, as in sleeping around 338 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 2: facts which I knew I could take advantage. 339 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 4: I got dude, hope, he is a mastermind. Dude like that, 340 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 4: this sausage has been in many caves. You're going to 341 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 4: make sure that. 342 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 2: Sausage paste, bro, that sausage is a cave membership. Just 343 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 2: just every cave that is in the cave network. I 344 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 2: need every bad bitch of an equinox. I need to 345 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 2: know right and have you freaking not. Soon a plan 346 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 2: began to form. 347 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 4: This is evil. 348 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 2: I would have him served with a fake paternity suit 349 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 2: while he was working at the bar. 350 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 3: Wow. 351 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 4: Wow, dude, this is such an escalation. Man does a 352 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 4: prank call, he gets a fake paternity Wait. 353 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 2: Wait till you see the steps he went through. It's 354 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 2: it's incredible. So I compiled a ton of free online documents, 355 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 2: not just the good old paternity suit you know, regular 356 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 2: smegular stuff, but also income to school forms, statements of 357 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 2: paternal rights, and suggested visitation schedules pending demonstratable proof of sobriety. Wow, 358 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 2: he's going all the way full scent. I filled out 359 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 2: all the forms and then smeared what looks like a 360 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,440 Speaker 2: date received stamp is proof that they had been filed, 361 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,520 Speaker 2: and I ran copies to make those stamps even more illegible. 362 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,359 Speaker 2: So he's basically trying to like, you know, fudge it 363 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 2: up to make it seem like, oh, this is like. 364 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 4: A copy of a copy. It's been through the system. 365 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 2: From there, I crafted a backstory to include a cover 366 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 2: letter backstory. 367 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, oh pe escalation, it's so high yo. 368 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,440 Speaker 2: I crafted a backstory that included a cover letter from 369 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,760 Speaker 2: the fictional mother's fake law firm, the nearby city Family 370 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 2: Law Center on letterhead and everything. 371 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 4: Made a fake law office. 372 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 2: Dude, this has to be illegal. This is it has 373 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,720 Speaker 2: to be. It's a great prank. I mean, this guy 374 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 2: is going to the upteenth degree to execute My god, 375 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 2: you really got it, honestly, Like credit though of ten 376 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:22,159 Speaker 2: for like execution, yeah, god, hyeh imagine he like the 377 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 2: guy finds out, he's like, man, this ruined my life. 378 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,720 Speaker 2: But damn if you didn't put in the good old 379 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:28,880 Speaker 2: effort here. 380 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 4: Or it's like damn, this ruined my life. And he 381 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:37,439 Speaker 4: kills himself. Yo. He that but that would be the 382 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,119 Speaker 4: best reverse prank. You know. 383 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:44,600 Speaker 2: Flees to Cuba, leaves a suicide, commits, flees to Cuba. 384 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 2: So he he's uh. 385 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 4: People said he committed suicide. 386 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,520 Speaker 2: Yes, he doesn't come out like he's like no, no, no, 387 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,439 Speaker 2: I'm committed to living in Cuba for the rest of 388 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,520 Speaker 2: my life to get back. I mean that's his death 389 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 2: that he's like, bitch, you think he'll walk into the 390 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,879 Speaker 2: room as he's like on a ventilator. 391 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 4: And then he pulls the plug. Yeah, my god, this guy. 392 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 2: Damn, we just you know, we just created a very 393 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 2: very dark movie out of this. 394 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 4: I would watch that movie. 395 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:20,320 Speaker 2: It was just a prank. Colon bro. The mother was 396 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,919 Speaker 2: an Irish exchange student visiting the area the previous summer. 397 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,040 Speaker 2: She had only been with Mike, so she knew that 398 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:31,600 Speaker 2: the baby, Eliza was his. Wow, the details. 399 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 4: He know that, like he hooked up with an Irish 400 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 4: exchange student. 401 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good question. I let's see if it 402 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,679 Speaker 2: says it, but I'm not one hundred percent sure. The 403 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 2: cover letter encouraged Mike to call during regular office hours 404 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 2: to discuss arranging a DNA test to confirm perenity. I 405 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 2: set up a generic voicemail for the number listed as 406 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 2: the office on the letterhead. 407 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,680 Speaker 4: Oh my god, he said, he literally. 408 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 2: Created a whole number for this. Imagine he started getting 409 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 2: like inquiries. It's like, yeah, you know, Sutherland Family Law Center, 410 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 2: I need your help. 411 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's hard business. 412 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, it becomes have you seen that? No? No, No, 413 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 2: is that like the premise of that he's like a 414 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:11,960 Speaker 2: fake lawyer. 415 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 4: Well, he's like a real Ish lawyer. He's a lawyer 416 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,000 Speaker 4: in a breaking bad and they did a spin off show. 417 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 2: I was thinking of catch me if you can, which 418 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 2: is like Leonardo DiCaprio, Yes, taking to be a doctor, 419 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 2: like doing all the papers. 420 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 4: I mean, he's like op forged all these papers, so 421 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 4: why not. 422 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 2: He could do it if he really wanted to pull 423 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,920 Speaker 2: it off. By the end, the paperwork was somewhere between 424 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,879 Speaker 2: twenty and twenty five pages long. 425 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,000 Speaker 4: Good god wow. 426 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,720 Speaker 2: I enlisted another friend not known my mic, to serve 427 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 2: the documents and instructed him to do so around ten 428 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 2: pm on a Saturday evening. Oh this is the level 429 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 2: of savage is is? It's too high? It's too much. 430 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 2: I told him to keep the interaction very simple. Imagine 431 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 2: the dude just like beats him, just like beats him. 432 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 4: To a p Yeah. Is like tell. 433 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 2: I wasn't able to be the bar back because I 434 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 2: knew I would be laughing too hard. But based on 435 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 2: eyewitness reports, it played out like this, friend, are you Mike, 436 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 2: last name Mike, Yeah, Friend Mike middle name, last name Mike, Yes. 437 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:31,919 Speaker 2: Friend drops the folder on the bar. Mike. What's that friend? 438 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 2: A paternity suit? You've been served? Turns around and immediately 439 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 2: leaves the bar. 440 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 4: Shit. Wow, the theatrics of this are crazy. 441 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 2: The next line is great Mike, Yeah, that sounds about right. 442 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 2: He already knows. Oh my god. Mike ran through the 443 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 2: packet shakily, pouring himself several drinks. Then he ran over 444 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,760 Speaker 2: to the bar owner, who is aware of the prank, 445 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 2: to ask what to do. He also called a number 446 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,960 Speaker 2: on the letterhead, but sadly did not leave a voicemail. 447 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:10,040 Speaker 2: I slid ten minutes. After intense psychological revenge, the owner 448 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 2: finally told Mike he should closely read the letterhead of 449 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,679 Speaker 2: the packet. On it in size to font read go 450 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 2: fuck yourself, Mike, wow, At which point Mike ran to 451 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,919 Speaker 2: the front door and punched me in the chest. 452 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 4: Oh my god, good god. 453 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 2: Who wow. Well, there is an update. 454 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 4: Let's hear the update. 455 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 2: Several months later, Mike was on a trip across the country. 456 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 2: He had left his car at home with his mom, 457 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,479 Speaker 2: who generously had it washed for him. Mike, for some reason, 458 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 2: kept the paternity suit paperwork in the driver's side tor 459 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 2: oh no, oh, mommy no. During the course of the 460 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 2: car wash, his mother found it and read the entire thing, 461 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,680 Speaker 2: then called him sobbing in the middle of the night, 462 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,360 Speaker 2: asking why he hadn't told her about her bastard Irish granddaughter. 463 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 4: This is the most beautiful story ever. 464 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 2: I mean, you kind of have to respect OPI like 465 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 2: that keeps on giving the level. Yeah, like dedication, Like 466 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 2: his dedication went so far that it just unraveled an 467 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 2: entirely new layer of prank, of prank. 468 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, power, you got it.