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Speaker 1: Scott Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I am so ready to love and love and love.

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Speaker 1: I think people who listen to Bananas have come to

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Speaker 1: expect a certain quality from us, and I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to disappoint him with this one.

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Speaker 2: We never will.

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Speaker 1: Disney Ride shut down after man farts on it.

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Speaker 2: Haha. Oh god. Well, we simply can't wait to release

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Speaker 2: this new episode with just Curtie B and Me of

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Speaker 2: Bananas do world head?

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Speaker 3: Would you be.

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Speaker 1: Your midsillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would ba ba ba?

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Speaker 1: Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt

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Speaker 1: Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two Scotty Landis. Thank you so

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Speaker 2: much for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was,

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Speaker 2: and thank you for all the engagement on our Instagram

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Speaker 2: The Bananas Podcast. We love the dms, we love the

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Speaker 2: unexpected bananas you post. Y'all are doing a great job

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Speaker 2: in animals.

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Speaker 1: We love engagement on content. We do.

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Speaker 2: We are obsessed with content. We talk about content when

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Speaker 2: all the time line, I wake up in cold sweats,

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Speaker 2: going what content can I create tomorrow? How can I

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Speaker 2: influence people?

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Speaker 1: And of course don't forget to come out and see

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Speaker 1: me June first second and third in Washington, DC, and

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Speaker 1: Scotty and I are working right now. I'm getting some

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Speaker 1: sweet sweet dates for the fall.

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Speaker 2: True, we're gonna do some fun stuff. One because the

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Speaker 2: Writer's Guild is on strikes, so I suddenly have plenty

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Speaker 1: Time, lots of time for Scotti.

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Speaker 2: But also we're planning are Splitty in the city too,

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Speaker 2: to raise money for the La Food Kitchen. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And we're still working on a hard date on them.

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Speaker 2: You can't find the date yet. It's it's tough to

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Speaker 2: run downhill one k. There's not a lot of bars

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and especially ones that can fit I don't know,

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty people dressed in bananas. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: will do it. We will find it, and we will

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Speaker 1: announce it very soon. If we really have to kind

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Speaker 2: Go see Kurdie b in Washington, d C. Last I

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Speaker 2: heard that was the nation's capital. At least it is

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Speaker 2: for now. Get it while it still is. And it's

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Speaker 2: also a great place for comedy. It is.

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Speaker 1: I love, I honestly love the comedy loft room. Performing

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Speaker 1: great tools. Scott, are you feeling good? You've been on

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Speaker 1: the picket line.

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Speaker 2: For WGA, Yeah, almost every day, and yesterday was a

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Speaker 2: really cool day. So the Writer's Guild is on strike,

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Speaker 2: watch TV and movies all the time. And while I

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Speaker 1: Here you go, we bring you the strangest Disney World

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Speaker 1: What this time on Living with the Land, a guest farted,

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Speaker 1: How why are they teasing us with all these better

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Speaker 1: There is a photograph of the people getting off the boat.

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Speaker 2: So they're in water. Not to be dumb, are they're

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Speaker 2: Hilarious that a fart is they're willing to risk their

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Speaker 1: Anyway, because of the safety typically on Disney, Right's guests

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Speaker 2: Agree that seems like that one, how would you locate

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Speaker 1: Uh huh?

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Speaker 1: Let's not be cynical. Let's not be cynical.

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Speaker 2: He's got a funny sense of humor. M M. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Here's my question, Scotty, I don't know how much time

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Speaker 1: we have. I mean, I know exactly, But do you

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Speaker 1: pretty great, that's amazing. Oh no kid floats away at

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's all this is all bullshit. It's okay, this

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Speaker 2: what I love. Starting off, First of all, there was

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Speaker 2: And then there's another one where somebody, you a man

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Speaker 1: What's so strange about this is that it is set

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Speaker 2: We John and Portland for duping us. You have to

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Speaker 1: And look, I read the I read the article. I

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Speaker 1: for mouse Trap News, We're now you're my enemy, You

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Speaker 1: and the CBC enemies for life. Wow, Canadian Broadcast Corporation

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Speaker 1: and mouse Trap News. I got. I got one fist

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Speaker 2: Well, you don't want to see what that third fist

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Speaker 1: I get excited. We know you for those For those

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Speaker 1: drop ride. Drop tower, Yeah, a drop tower for twenty

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Speaker 2: Times Maging Gaily episode Go back Liszen. Oh, and I

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Speaker 2: So this is really coming full circle here.

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Speaker 1: Still makes me cry. All right, it's gotta give me

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Speaker 2: Those hardest I ever laughed. That and Buffalo or Pington

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Speaker 2: sent by many beautiful banannimals. But I saw it from Sarah,

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Speaker 2: So thank you.

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Speaker 1: Sarah, Thank you Sarah.

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Speaker 2: This was in the Washington Post, written by Kyle Best

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Speaker 2: in the business Melnick. You know Kyle is really good.

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Speaker 2: Here we go two simple sentences of a headline that

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Speaker 1: Oh man in the wall.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh buddy. Amber Hall had saved enough money for

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Speaker 2: but as she followed him, she saw snakes slithering behind

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Speaker 2: a hole in the wall, no plural. Staring at the wall,

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Speaker 2: Hall soon noticed more garter snakes and screamed. She ran

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Speaker 2: into the house and frantically called animal control. Quote. I

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Speaker 2: was petrified, sat Hall, who's forty two. Not that that matters.

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Speaker 2: I am very scared of snakes. Since Hall had made

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Speaker 2: that terrifying discovery two weeks ago, snake wranglers have helped

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Speaker 2: her catch between twenty and thirty garter snakes inside her garage,

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Speaker 2: but almost every day she finds at least one more.

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Speaker 1: Also, garter snake is the cutest, least threatening snake in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I used to cat you them a lot

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Speaker 2: when I was a kid. Garter snakes, river stakes, And

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Speaker 2: they do smell. You can actually smell a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they have like a little weird like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dank smell till it's like that, it's that reptile smell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it ain't great. So anyways, we feel for this

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Speaker 2: Amber Hall. After using her life savings to purchase the house,

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Speaker 2: Hall said she can't afford to move again, although she

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Speaker 2: isn't sure she will ever be at rest in her

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Speaker 2: new home. I don't think I will ever be able

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Speaker 2: to live here peaceably by any means, Hall said. I

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Speaker 2: think they could figure this problem out. One pet mongoose

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Speaker 2: comes to mind, but we'll get into that later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put a mongoose in the walls.

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Speaker 2: Two, get a hawk in every room. This is just

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Speaker 2: a common sense. Why do I have to think of

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Speaker 2: everything here? Hey, three clear walls. Nobody's talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's talking about it. Nobody's talking about it.

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Speaker 2: Both the real estate agent and lender told Hall they

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Speaker 2: didn't know the snakes were in the house. I think

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Speaker 2: that's bullshit.

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Speaker 1: The people who sold the house they knew.

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Speaker 2: They knew.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't tell the real I wouldn't tell the

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Speaker 1: real estate agent if I wanted to unload a snake house.

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna put it in the listing.

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Speaker 2: I know a guy. He wraps himself in hammocks and

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Speaker 2: lights things on fire. He will come over and we

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Speaker 2: could take care of this problem in one afternoon. Just

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Speaker 2: have Apple Lacroix standing by.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna You're not gonna like his solution. But

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Speaker 1: he does have a solution.

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Speaker 2: It is results. If you're into results as much as

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Speaker 2: we are, you're gonna like this guy. So Hall said.

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Speaker 2: There are still boxes in Hall's garage so that she

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Speaker 2: hasn't even unpacked because she avoided that area as much

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Speaker 2: as possible. She says she doesn't have the moulah to

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Speaker 2: temporarily relocate.

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Speaker 1: Looking for new words for money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's saving up.

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Speaker 1: She says she doesn't got the dough. She says she's

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Speaker 1: a little short on pastos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, toss her a couple clams. Everybody Kyle Melnicky knows

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Speaker 2: what's up. So she's saving up for someone to help

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Speaker 2: get the snake don out from under her deck. Hall

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Speaker 2: setter fear of snakes started as a child at her

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Speaker 2: childhood home in Denver. Her younger brother at a pet

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Speaker 2: snake which would often escape its enclosure. Classic.

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Speaker 1: I love that this has an origin story for fear.

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Speaker 1: This is just like a movie.

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Speaker 2: Also, I think snakes are scary to the heavy percentage

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Speaker 2: of people out there. Of course, I love snakes. I

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Speaker 2: think snake's great. If I saw thirty snakes of any

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Speaker 2: kind in my wall, I'd beg Yes, I drew this,

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Speaker 2: call him very upsetting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pile a pile, yes, a snake, fine, pile of snakes. No,

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Speaker 1: because that that's a that's a snake king right there.

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Speaker 1: They could get their tails tied together and then the winters.

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Speaker 2: The worst bob Chee. Her family moved from Aurora, Colorado

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Speaker 2: in April in early April, and everything moved in the

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Speaker 2: home by April tenth. On April twenty fifth, that's when

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Speaker 2: she was unpacking with her dog and was alerted of

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Speaker 2: the snakes. She saw a half dozen of them slithering

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Speaker 2: through a hole in.

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Speaker 1: The wall, a small subformation.

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Speaker 2: She placed her hands on the wall and felt movement inside.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, oh, that's a yeah. I understand

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Speaker 1: that for real.

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Speaker 2: Garter snakes are harmless, and the one in Hall's home

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Speaker 2: are between two and four feet long. Four foot snakes,

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Speaker 2: very long, four.

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Speaker 1: Foot garter snake. That's a long snake.

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Speaker 2: That's a long snake.

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Speaker 1: I guess the garter snakes I always saw were babies.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty big snake. And they'll bite you. They

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Speaker 2: just have little baby teeth and you'll get a little blood.

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Speaker 2: It happened to me two times.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, garter snakes will bite you two Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They're not poisonous or anything, but yeah, I mean they'll

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Speaker 2: they'll they get pissed off. Trust me, if you're a

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Speaker 2: kid and you pick one up, they'll bite you. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: so the wranglers she called animal control services with the

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Speaker 2: assistance of their snake wranglers. Also, there was a teacher

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Speaker 2: in my high school named mister mcgiver who when my

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Speaker 2: mom would find snakes in our house, this guy would

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Speaker 2: come over and mister mcgiver it's called exactly the same,

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Speaker 2: I think, okay and c givo park. He was also

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Speaker 2: the driest sense of humor I've ever met in my life.

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Speaker 2: Like he would say what does the clock say or

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Speaker 2: something like that, and you'd be like, what does the

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Speaker 2: clock say? And he's like, it doesn't say anything, you

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Speaker 2: have to read it. He would say stuff like that

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Speaker 2: all the time. Hey, do you get a haircut, mister mcgiver.

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Speaker 2: I got a lot of them cut. Cool ye.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, he came over to your house and he was like,

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Speaker 1: you got snakes. You got a snake problem. Give me

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Speaker 1: a roll of duct tape, a TwixT bar and four

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Speaker 1: and four pieces of toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: I totally love that. This isn't the first time animals

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Speaker 2: have invaded a home. In December.

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Speaker 1: No, there, No, it isn't, Kyle. That's a great sentence.

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Speaker 2: That's right. December, seven hundred pounds of acorn stored by

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Speaker 2: woodpeckers are found in the California and we posted it

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Speaker 2: on bananas Instagram. Here's one for Kurt's last stand up special,

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Speaker 2: Perfectly Stupid, about forty five hundred bees lived inside a

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Speaker 2: Pennsylvania home for thirty five years.

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Speaker 1: Forty five hundred bees is nothing, Kyle. One hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty thousand bees in Decatur, Georgia. Baby in a car, right, No,

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Speaker 1: in a house and then they came back. They came back.

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Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah, I'm going to get into bee keeping

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Speaker 2: in my old age. That seems like a hobby I

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Speaker 2: would very much enjoy doing.

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Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't get cold. I hope it doesn't

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Speaker 1: get cold. My dad said the same thing, and he

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Speaker 1: couldn't keep a goddamn bee alive.

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Speaker 2: That guy couldn't keep a bee alive for all the

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Speaker 2: honey in the world. Anyways, I think that's about it,

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Speaker 2: she said. The pro bah blah blah blah. She now

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Speaker 2: looks in every nook and cranny. That's the last sentence

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Speaker 2: she said. She now I look in every nook and cranny,

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Speaker 2: she said.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a great tag.

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Speaker 2: She looks at every English muffin that she serves her

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Speaker 2: children when she that is so many snakes to deal with, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: one snake, two snakes, two snakes. You go, this is

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Speaker 2: this is a crazy thing. We have two snakes in

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Speaker 2: this house. Once you cross ten.

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Speaker 1: You are in I'm gonna say, once you cross four snakes,

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Speaker 1: once you're in the five snake area. Because once you

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Speaker 1: got five snakes all together, you don't know where they

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Speaker 1: start and where they end. Nobody can tell. That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: And a snake expert will tell you that once you

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Speaker 1: get five, six, you don't know where they started when

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Speaker 1: they end.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen any snakes in La on your height? Yes? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've seen two rattlesnakes in ten years. I think that's

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Speaker 2: a pretty good ratio. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think I've seen two and they are big and

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Speaker 1: they just didn't want to They just were like, MO,

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Speaker 1: I'm just minding my own business.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Okay. You want to hear one before we go to

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Speaker 1: break dude.

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Speaker 2: Tease us into a sweet sweet break where maybe my

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Speaker 2: voice sounds weird and some of the ads.

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Speaker 1: Here's a sweet update. There's a sweet update from a

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Speaker 1: story we've done before. This was sent him by Mark

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. Thank you Mark, Thank you Mark. Florida woman

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Speaker 1: gets license to keep her pet alligator Rambo. Ooh, this

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Speaker 1: is an update because we've heard about Rambo before and

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Speaker 1: we'll get more into that right when we come back

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Speaker 1: for more bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananass News.

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Speaker 3: All the way around the Banana.

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Speaker 2: And welcome back to the world famous in some places

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast. Uh, curty b. You want to hear some

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Speaker 2: shout outs? I do, I got some. First of all,

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Speaker 2: I want to shout out our friend Challie Rose for

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Speaker 2: marching with the w g A yesterday I went to

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Speaker 2: meet Sabrina Jalis, who was also a guest on Bananas

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Speaker 2: and a writer, and Chailey came as an actress just

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Speaker 2: to show up in March alongside of us. So shout

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Speaker 2: out to all the actors. I have a feeling that

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Speaker 2: all of our guests that are actors, including our dearest

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Speaker 2: friend Christin Shall, have been out there stumping for us

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Speaker 2: writer boys. So thank you so very much much. This

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Speaker 2: one I'm just going to start reading because it was

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Speaker 2: in quotes, Ben, my peanut butter baby Cakes. I can't

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Speaker 2: wait to see the Grand Canyon with you this fall

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Speaker 2: after another crazy farm season. We can do it, Love Katie.

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Speaker 2: Katie says that they sort of have their own East

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Speaker 2: Banana Land in Wisconsin, and I want to go and

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Speaker 2: do some lake life in northern Wisconsin one of these days.

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Speaker 2: It seems like a summer destination. Oh we ell yeah,

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Speaker 2: I love this. I love this message. By the way, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Ben my peanut butter baby cakes. I think they're farmers.

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Speaker 2: They're going on a vacation of the Grand Canyon. Her

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Speaker 2: mom said, it's just another big hole in the ground.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot to like about this DM that Kitty senses,

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Speaker 2: there really is relations. Yes, congratulations, have a great farm season.

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Speaker 2: The banana boys, we love the farmers, We love them.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to farmers. This episode's dedicated to farmers. It's

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Speaker 2: you farmers that we're dedicating this too, Farmers, Thank you

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Speaker 2: for the food that we eat. Randy wants to shout

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Speaker 2: out his wife, Katie, who turned him into another kid,

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Speaker 2: turned him into a bananimal, and recently she passed the

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Speaker 2: extremely difficult exam to become a registered dietitian. Smartly. They

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Speaker 2: moved from Seattle from southern California, and all I can

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Speaker 2: say is smart.

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Speaker 1: Smart smart.

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Speaker 2: Go to where the water is and check out our

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Speaker 2: friend Jessica Dobson, a deep sea diver in Seattle, rocking out.

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Speaker 2: Rachel wants to shout herself out and her coworker Emily,

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Speaker 2: who both completed their master's degrees at social work. We

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Speaker 2: love those social workers. They are both murdered bananas, and

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Speaker 2: Emily's going to be a mom in June to a

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Speaker 2: baby green bananimal. So congratulations Emily, yay, congratulations and Rachel

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Speaker 2: also and last two. Angela wants to shout at Andrea,

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Speaker 2: her bridesmaid, for getting her hooked on the Bananas podcast

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Speaker 2: and for being a kick ass artist who's designing the

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Speaker 2: backdrop at Angela's weddings photo booth, which is a cool

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Speaker 2: business idea. Mm hmm, yeah, that's really cool. If you

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Speaker 2: want to check out Andrea's work, not Angela's Andreas, go

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Speaker 2: to Toussaint Creative Works dot com. And Angela is shouting

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Speaker 2: herself out for starting a farm consulting business called Biologically

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Speaker 2: Rich and I love farmers. We already, we talk about

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Speaker 2: it all the time this episode. We're obsessed this episode.

654
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 2: If you have merch, we will rock some biologically rich

655
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 2: merch for sure.

656
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: In fact, if any farmers have farmer in general merch

657
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: that just say like farmers, I want one.

658
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 2: Me too. I'll wear them during our picketing and you

659
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: can all make sure to post it all the time.

660
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: Make me a shirt that says farmers in general, and

661
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: I will wear it. What's that shirt for this? It's

662
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: for farmers in general, don't care what your farm. I'm

663
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: a supporter, that's right. We love them that much.

664
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: And finally, we have a day one murder banana named

665
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,479
Speaker 2: Kirsten who has a small business Kurtie b. It's called

666
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:20,439
Speaker 2: Crystal seas resin art okay, where she makes keepsakes out

667
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 2: of your wedding flowers. Are you trying to keep those

668
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 2: wedding flowers alive so that your marriage and your eternal

669
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: love lasts an eternity? Boy? Do I have a person

670
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: you should meet. Her name is Kirsten and she also

671
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 2: does very cool floral artwork. Go check out Crystal dot

672
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: seaes dot resin art on Instagram. And if you have,

673
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: if you're getting married, which a lot of people are

674
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: get married, have a great time. When you're done with

675
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: those flowers, send it to Crystal seas Resin Art. Save

676
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: it forever.

677
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: I love that.

678
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: Send it to a farmer you love.

679
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: I love resin. Listen. That's what I want everybody. I

680
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: want you to. I want you to get your flowers,

681
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: get them put in resin, Find some farmers, send your

682
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: flowers in resin to the farmers. All right, that's what

683
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: we're doing. We're making connections here at bananas.

684
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: All right.

685
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: This is a community. So anyway, there's farmers out there

686
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: and they need your wedding flowers. So please get them

687
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: encased in resin and send them to farmers. Send them

688
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: to the peanut butter farmers.

689
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, send them to Epcot where apparently sometimes people

690
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 2: do or do not far on farm rides and people

691
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 2: get out or don't get out of This is.

692
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: A this is a farm heavy episode. Maybe we should

693
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: call it farm heavy episode.

694
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, the farm heavy episode. Yeah, Tony took us three

695
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 2: years to get here, Yeah, but we did it.

696
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: It's the peak.

697
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: This is the tip of the farming iceberg over here

698
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 2: below us. It is cold cold ice. Are you ready

699
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 2: Scotty from Yeah, I forget this one. Oh, the update

700
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: on the gator motorcyclist.

701
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: Ram Yeah, Rambo? Do you remember? Do you remember Rambo? First? Foremost?

702
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 2: I do? And when I was responding to DMS, I

703
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: was like, we covered this and I didn't see it

704
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: as an update.

705
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: So my apologies to all the bananas exactly. So, yeah,

706
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: this is an update because this was posted.

707
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: You know what it is.

708
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: We already covered it, God damn it, we did. I

709
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: thought it was an update. I thought the one we

710
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: covered was that they were trying to take her alligator

711
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: Rambo away, and then this one is where she gets

712
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: to cut. But I'm now looking at the date and

713
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: but don't worry. That's okay because I have another one

714
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: to do you have another anyway? Yeah, of course I do.

715
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: Here You ever remember when you tried to hold the alligator? Yes,

716
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 2: so that was really hard. But on House Party, when

717
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,959
Speaker 2: we shot in New Orleans, we had an episode where

718
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: Adam was like the director, and then the director went

719
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: Kyle Nuwichek went to wrestle a gator that was his dream,

720
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 2: and we had Kyle so easily wrestle a much bigger

721
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: alligator than the one we couldn't lower into your arms

722
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: that I was tricked. I think we just had a

723
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: very docile, loving alligator on one show, and then when

724
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: we got to the one for you, he was not

725
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 2: having it and animal handlers were like, nope, let's maybe

726
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 2: not do this.

727
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: Also, where were you shooting when Kyle wrestled an alligator

728
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: in a.

729
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: Park, in a public park, surrounded by extras And I

730
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: heard a very nice, sweet voice say, wait is that real?

731
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: And I looked and it was you guessed it. Malin Ackerman,

732
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: who's that? A very famous actress who's in a lot

733
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 2: of great movies, the TV shows, including Billions, who I think,

734
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: who had nothing to do with the show we were shooting.

735
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: She is blonde, blue eyed, Scandinavian looking woman, very lovely.

736
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 2: The last person I thought who would be standing directly

737
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 2: next to me watching the director of our small Comedy

738
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: Central show wrestle an alligator. But that's why life is awesome.

739
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's Malin Ackerman standing next to you watching your

740
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 2: friend wrestle an alligator? Is that so weird?

741
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: It is? And for those of you are wondering what

742
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: we're talking about, when Sky says, when I tried to

743
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: hold an alligator, it was a it was a show

744
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: we did, I think we've talked about in the past,

745
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: but I'll recap it fast where I was a host

746
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: and I like the opening sequence was me walking down

747
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: a street like a busy a busy sidewalk where like

748
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: things were happening all around me, you know, like I

749
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: like threw something in a trash can, trash can caught

750
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: on fire, I like stepped on the dog shit like

751
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: five times in a row, and all made different noises,

752
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: like a baby got like shot out of a baby,

753
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: a like a carriage. And then and then I stopped,

754
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: and then an alligator was lowered into my arms, and

755
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: then I was supposed to be holding a live alligator

756
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: and then say like the name of the show, and

757
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: the alligator was really and it's a strong it's a

758
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: strong animal. Here's the deal. I bet you it's probably

759
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: easier to wrestle an alligator on the ground than to

760
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: put it up in the air for a little while

761
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: and then like lower it down into someone's arms. I

762
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: think that that was what was freaking it out, because

763
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: it was in the air.

764
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 2: Fair enough, you know what I mean, fair enough.

765
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 1: It didn't feel very safe.

766
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: I agree. They are land born animals, famously, Famously you

767
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 2: find them in the water or the land, not lowering

768
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: down from the sky.

769
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: Remember when we wanted to take an alligator on a

770
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: zero G plane.

771
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: Yes, we wanted to take an alligator on one of

772
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: those zero gravity planes that when they dive, you float

773
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 2: through the air. So if you've ever seen like a

774
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 2: movie about space and you see the actors flying, we

775
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 2: were going to try to do that with Kurt, to

776
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 2: rapidly increase evolution from like dinosaur times to space. So

777
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 2: we just thought, what's the smartest way to do that,

778
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: and we almost did, except we were very close, and

779
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 2: that was that was it was too much, cost too prohibitive.

780
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 2: It was cost prohibitive. But we had it all like

781
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: we had it all budgeted out. That means like we

782
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: were going to do it. Yeah, Kurt was going to

783
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 2: float in zero G's next to an alligator for thirty seconds.

784
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I think you were. You're gonna spin the

785
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: alligator towards me and it was just going to rotate

786
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: through the sky like a little football.

787
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: And then who knows, maybe that's the smartest alligator in

788
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: the world by the time we land. Maybe it's solving

789
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: problems exactly, or maybe we'll never know. It throws up,

790
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 2: maybe it barfs all over the whole production crew.

791
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: It does. If I could watch, I'll be honest, if

792
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: I could watch an alligator throw up in zero G

793
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: you know I'm not you know, I'm not upset.

794
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 2: It should be how the Super Bowl halftime show starts

795
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: every year exactly.

796
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 1: Thank you. Also, I've been talking about this. Why aren't

797
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: Why isn't all of the the final games of all

798
00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: sports just called like the Super Basketball or this Super

799
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: base Bowl? Like, why not? It's a great super Bowl

800
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: is the best name. Yes, it's better than the World Series,

801
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: it's better than what's the basketball one end conference final, conference.

802
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 2: Championship, it's just champion.

803
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: That's exactly the super Basketbawl. I want to see that.

804
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah right, the Stanley Cup, you know, pretty

805
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: super hockey Bowl. Then it's all they all have the

806
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 2: same name.

807
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: We all know where we're going with it.

808
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 2: Apparently. I just learned that gen Z that they drink

809
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 2: out of Stanley like camping mugs, those metal giant cups

810
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 2: that like that's their thing. It's they carry those around,

811
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: and I think that is fantastic.

812
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: That's great.

813
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 2: Gen Z keeps impressing me. A lot of old farts

814
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: don't like gen Z. They crack my ass up. I

815
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: love everything. Y'all are up to gen Z. The Banana

816
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: Boys love you.

817
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: We're on your side. Why don't you give me one? Scottie?

818
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: I blew I blew it this week. I got a

819
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: fake story and then when we already cut, I'm ashamed

820
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: and humiliated. Please rescue the show, Scottie.

821
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: Okay. This is from possibly the best named bananimal of

822
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: all the ban animals, and that's really saying something because

823
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 2: we have a listener named Mondo Riviera, which is one

824
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 2: of the greatest names I've ever heard. Shout out to Mondo.

825
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: This is from Antonius Coco. Are you kidding Meno Antonius

826
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: Coco article bananimal Antonius co.

827
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 1: Coco sent the Mondo Riviera story.

828
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 2: Let's go with that. Neither of them are writers as

829
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: far as I know, those are just my two top

830
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 2: two names.

831
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: For I see, Oh, I see, Oh wonderful. They're You're fantastic,

832
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: both of you.

833
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 2: Anthonius Coco.

834
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: Mmmm.

835
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: That is and it's Ko Ko, just like the gorilla

836
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 2: that could sign we think.

837
00:43:59,560 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: Wow.

838
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

839
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: Japanese cashier arrested for using photographic memory to allegedly steal

840
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 2: credit card information for thirteen hundred customers.

841
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 1: Wow wow Wow. How did they track it back to him?

842
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: Well, that's a great question because that's what I thought too.

843
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 2: And then so this person has a photographic memory, but

844
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 2: that doesn't mean they're the most intelligent criminal in the world. Right,

845
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: This was all over the place. I got this one

846
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: from CBS News, written by that very cool CBS Sacramento staff.

847
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 1: Interesting. Interesting that nobody wanted this one.

848
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. A store cashier in Tokyo has been arrested

849
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 2: on allegations of stealing the credit card information for thirteen

850
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 2: hundred customers using just one tool his memory, his brain.

851
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 2: The cursed thing that he has where he remembers everything.

852
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: What a nightmare. Yeah, I would never want that at all.

853
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 2: I could not agree more. The part time worker was

854
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 2: arrested Thursday for stealing credit card details to buy two thousand,

855
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: six hundred dollars worth of bags. So not great at mouth?

856
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 2: No what like I said, great memory? Yeah, terrible criminal.

857
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 2: So that's two hundred and seventy thousand Japanese yen worth

858
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,959
Speaker 2: of bags online shopping sites last March worth?

859
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: Or bags? Oh like designer bags? Okay, over two thousand

860
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: designer bags.

861
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: But if you're stealing the information of thirteen hundred customers,

862
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 2: what are you stealing? Two dollars per customer on their

863
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 2: credit card? This this guy's a bozo. Uh. He wanted

864
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: to get caught. A police source familiar with the investigation

865
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: told uh CBS News that the man who worked on

866
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 2: a shopping mall in Koto, Ward, had allegedly memorized credit

867
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: customers credit card information while processing their orders, then recalled

868
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 2: the credit card details later to shop online. The suspect

869
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: has a photographic memory, and police have found a notebook

870
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: with card details listed in it, said the source working

871
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 2: the investigation. He has been in police custody for six days.

872
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: Japanese investigators can hold any rested up suspect from up

873
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: to twenty days before they're charge, and is unclear if

874
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 2: he's hired an attorney. The crime committed with only the

875
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 2: help of photographic memory would be one of Japan's more

876
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 2: unique cases of credit card theft, but certainly not the biggest.

877
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: In twenty sixteen, a group of thieves. I didn't hear

878
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: about this one. This is amazing. Twenty sixteen, a group

879
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 2: of thieves used one thousand, six hundred forged cards to

880
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 2: withdraw money from fourteen hundred ATMs cash machines in two hours.

881
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 2: They stole thirteen million dollars US dollars in two hours.

882
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: So that means they had like one thousand people working, yes,

883
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: or like maybe four hundreundred people. Two hundred people working.

884
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? In two hours, they're just withdrawing all

885
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 2: the money they can at fourteen hundred different cash machines.

886
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: Oh, at fourteen hundred different cash machines. It was so

887
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: that cards, Yeah, sixteen hundred cards.

888
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, what is the mean?

889
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: Unbelievable? That means it must be fourteen hundred people doing it, right.

890
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: I guess so or one guy is really fast at typing.

891
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: I mean fourteen hundred different locations, that's got I mean,

892
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: you couldn't travel to fourteen hundred different locations in two hours.

893
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 1: You have to have hundreds or thousands of people doing it.

894
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 2: Nine two hundred and eighty five per cash machine was

895
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: what that would work out too. So yeah, pretty wild.

896
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: That's uh, it's pretty good.

897
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, photographic memory, there's certain things like that that

898
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: we just like I drove by a school for to

899
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 2: teach hypnosis in Los Angeles, and I'm like, it is

900
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 2: so weird that hypnosis exists almost all of us all

901
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: the time are like, yeah, who cares?

902
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed, one hundred percent. I think about it all

903
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: the time. We're just like, yeah, you can be a

904
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: bite just talking to someone. You could be tricked into

905
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: doing things against your will. It's just like, oh, okay,

906
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: oh well that's in the world.

907
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: Okay, it blows me away. And like in my high school,

908
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 2: they had a guy come and they like, my friend

909
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 2: Andre was on stage and he made him extremely mad

910
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: at me, and it was like, you don't recognize Scott,

911
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 2: you don't recognize your best friend, and he did not,

912
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 2: and He's like, and that guy stole something. It was

913
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 2: like he stole your socks or something. And Andrea's just

914
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 2: looking at me be like he was like about to

915
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 2: kill me. And it was like my own best friend

916
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: in like you said, fifteen seconds of hypnosis was looking

917
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 2: at me like he's never seen me before, And the

918
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: rest of us are just like, Yeah. Sometimes they use

919
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 2: it to stop smoking. It's like it's a superpower. Sometimes

920
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: I eat sweets at night. I'm gonna get a hypnosis

921
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: to get rid of that. It's a completely crazy that

922
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: we just accept stuff like that, I know, and because

923
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: so much of it to I don't know, it seems

924
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 2: like such a.

925
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: A slippery slope, like especially with the public hypnosis stuff.

926
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: The public hypnosis stuff is like people. Most people are

927
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: terrified of being on stage. Most people don't want to

928
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: be in front of an audience. Uh, there's a there's

929
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 1: a certain willingness to go along with when a person

930
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: has a microphone in front of other people. Yes, there's

931
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: a submission to that person with the microphone in some level,

932
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: but still to like like, you looked in his eyes, right,

933
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: you looked in his eyes. He's not an actor?

934
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 2: No, right, No, no, it was. He was terrified. He

935
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 2: was like, who are you they? Yeah, there was. There's

936
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 2: a guy that travels. It's kind of a genius like

937
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 2: college act. And I'm sure so many people saw. He's

938
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 2: like the sex one. He's like, he's the sex hypnotist

939
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 2: that like comes around and makes people like hump their

940
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 2: chairs or like doll and it's like you pay or

941
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: for us, you mess. I think it was like five bucks,

942
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: but you just go and this guy entertains three hundred

943
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 2: people by making students do and say like fake an

944
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 2: orgasm or whatever. And it's like this dude just travels

945
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: colleges and gets all the freshmen and makes mother funny.

946
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm put I'm gonna put one hundred dollars that that

947
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: dude does not work anymore. That sounds like something that

948
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: existed in the nineties and early two thousands and is

949
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: highly illegal.

950
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 2: Now, well, you know why. That's a great point because

951
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 2: also nobody had phones on their cameras and nobody's filming it.

952
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 2: It just happened, and then you talk about it on

953
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: a podcast two decades later. There's so many things like

954
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 2: that that we just we just are all cool with

955
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 2: them existing. And then you think about it for two

956
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: seconds and then you're like, that is so weird that

957
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: we're a okay with that.

958
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that it just exists, Guysers, it's a good bit.

959
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 2: Avalanches, just stuff in nature that you're like, Yeah. Sometimes

960
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 2: the whole mountain falls and you're like cool, and then

961
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: we're all like, let's go hiking, let's go snowboarding. Sometimes

962
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 2: see that hole over there, just it shoots water.

963
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: It's mad. It's also boiling. It will burn you.

964
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: We had to put up a fence because everybody just

965
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: wants to see it so bad that they were getting

966
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: their faces and feet burned off. So we put up

967
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: a fence and they still go in it. And sometimes

968
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 2: they cook rotisserie chickens in it.

969
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,479
Speaker 1: They do. They cook rotisserie chickens in it. Guys don't

970
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: cook grotisserie chickens, and geysers at at them in Yellowstone.

971
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give us one to send us home. How's

972
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:44,479
Speaker 1: that sound?

973
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 2: Send us on home? I have a feeling that animals

974
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 2: are they're going to enjoy this episode because we were

975
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 2: all over the.

976
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: Place, but we were farmers number one, farmers number one,

977
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 1: and you know what, I brought this one home because

978
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: we love farmers. Farmers are our no.

979
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 2: Number one, Yes, number one.

980
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: Here This was in Boston dot Com Boston dot Town

981
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: Potato Potato Potatoes Potato the story behind one of Boston's

982
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: most obscure monuments. This is absolutely wonderful. This is from

983
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: This was written by Nick to Coosta Khalipa. Thank you

984
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: Nick to Costa Klipa. I'm not kidding you are. Yeah,

985
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: he is good and it's Nick, just n I k

986
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: I like that. Get in to that silent sea.

987
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 2: Is my name here it is.

988
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: It's not hard to stumble upon historical markers and memorials

989
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: in a city is rife with history is Boston. I'll

990
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: get off your high. However, one particularly unique tribute to

991
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: the days when the smell of baked potatoes and Gulf

992
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: charlestown sits tucked away. Really the smell of baked okay

993
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: below the sidelines of the Boston high Rises. I've I've

994
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: baked a potato many times.

995
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: I do.

996
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 1: I can't tell you that it has a potaticular smell.

997
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 1: Do you think a baked potato has a particular smell?

998
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: I think so.

999
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: I think maybe it does.

1000
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 2: I think maybe you're just so eager to eat it

1001
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: that you're like getting this, How do I heat it

1002
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 2: up and cool it down so fast?

1003
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: Boston's potato shed memorial got it's fifteen seconds of fame

1004
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: earlier this year when local cartographer Andy Woodruff posted a

1005
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: photo of the statue of four. It is a statue

1006
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: of four burlaped potato sacks, and its whimsical plaqueo this.

1007
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: So it's just imagine four burlap sacks. And then the

1008
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: top one has potatoes spelling out of it. Beautiful and

1009
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 1: it's made of I don't know, metal brass.

1010
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: I think yeah.

1011
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 1: And then the plaque just reads potato, potato, potatoes, potato, potato, potatoes, potato, potato, potato, potatoes, potato, potato, potato,

1012
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: I swear to God. And they're all in different sized fonts.

1013
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 2: Boston bananimals, animals in the wild. We need photos of

1014
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 2: you with the potato potato potato potato thing. Get out there,

1015
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: Boston ban animals were calling on you.

1016
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: So then it says in the article potato potato, potatoes, potato, potato, potatoes, potato, potato, potato, potatoes, potato, potato, potato,

1017
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: it reads, explaining that massive potato sheds used to exist

1018
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 1: above the rail yards in the area. Now the shout

1019
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: of the I ninety three overpass, the status appreciation for

1020
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,959
Speaker 1: potatoes appears to be shared by those on Twitter. Would

1021
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: have tweet got more than twenty thousand retweets. Well, well,

1022
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: never thought my big hit would be a photo of

1023
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: a potato monument, he told Boston dot Com in an email.

1024
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: Woodruff said he first discovered the monument several years ago

1025
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: while exploring the Miller's River litteral Way, where it is

1026
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 1: located just off a walkway on the public Arts project.

1027
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: But why and how? From Boston's Office of Arts and

1028
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: Culture to the state Department Transportation, Local officials said they

1029
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: were unaware how exactly this humble tribute to potatoes came

1030
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: to be. I love that, And besides a short post

1031
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: on Atlas Obscura, our favorite website, the internet is also

1032
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: lacking in information on the Potato Shed memorial. I just

1033
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: thought it would be fun. Ross Miller, the man perhaps

1034
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: most responsible for the statue, said in an interview with

1035
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 1: Boston dot Com. As its plaque explains, millions and millions

1036
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: of potatoes were offloaded from the railways from Maine into

1037
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: the giant storage warehouses. From the eighteen hundreds to the

1038
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: nineteen thirties. Charlestown residents frequented the sheds to purchase sometimes steel,

1039
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: says Miller, their dinner supplies before they burned down in

1040
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty two. According to local lore, the fire resulted

1041
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: in the entire neighborhood smelling like baked potatoes.

1042
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

1043
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: Miller, a visual artist who worked on the Big Dig's

1044
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,280
Speaker 1: Central Artery Arts program in the nineties, says he encountered

1045
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: Charlestown residents with vivid memories of the potato sheds, and

1046
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: it was amused by the idea of memorializing them. I

1047
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: sort of spearheaded the idea, Miller said, adding that the

1048
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: pedestrian aspects of the massive infrastructure project were relatively quote overlooked.

1049
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: There was a lot of freedom. He said, Oh, that's

1050
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: so awesome. So he used Big Dig money to make this.

1051
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,919
Speaker 2: Oh this is so great week.

1052
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: Banana of the Week. We honor farmers, and we give

1053
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: Banana the week to the man who honors potatoes.

1054
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 2: Mm hm, that's right.

1055
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so great. That's like my favorite.

1056
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: I love that.

1057
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: There's more to the story, but we got the idea.

1058
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: That's absolutely wonderful. That's why we need public art programs

1059
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: for theestrato Potato potatoes. Potato potatoes, potatoes potatoes.

1060
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 2: Makes people happy. It's like the farting benches are stuck

1061
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: drunk exactly. We love them both. Kurt, you'll like this.

1062
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 2: Let's I'm gonna leave you with a little anecdotes since

1063
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 2: she brought up sports and that everything should be called

1064
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 2: souper everything. You know how Boston's called bean town? So

1065
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: how you called Beantown because of Boston baked beans. But

1066
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 2: did you know that they used to have a professional

1067
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 2: baseball team and it would be your favorite team if

1068
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 2: they were still in existence, called the Boston bean Eaters.

1069
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 2: What they were the Boston bean Eaters, and they were

1070
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 2: pretty good and they were around for like, I don't know,

1071
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 2: fifty years or something, but before the Red Sox and

1072
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: all that, it was the Boston bean Eaters.

1073
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: I love it.

1074
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 2: I love it. Shout out to Boston, Shout out to

1075
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 2: bean eaters everywhere. Shout out to Katie Levine, our producer.

1076
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: Lisa Maggett are full human, not a robot intern. Karen

1077
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 2: and Georgia are beautiful, benevolent overlords, and everybody at exactly right.

1078
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: That's a another episode of Bananas.

1079
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 2: Thank you Scotti, thank you, rate us, review us, tell

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00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 2: us you love us on anywhere that you get your podcasts,

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Speaker 2: and keep those beautiful dms coming. Bananas Bananas is an

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Speaker 2: exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern