Speaker 1: Rooking Jubels second dat up date. The guy on the
Speaker 1: phone to do a second date update today took his
Speaker 1: date biking. That's awesome. I've gone on a bike date before.
Speaker 1: It didn't work very well for me. Why I showed up.
Speaker 1: She was on her bike. I had my tricycle with
Speaker 1: me and she thought that was cute at first, but
Speaker 1: it's just really tough to keep up with her yea,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to pet the tricycle behind her. Then
Speaker 1: I got frustrated and got off the thing, end up
Speaker 1: throwing it into the water. It was by where we're biking.
Speaker 1: Custed her and stormed off. It's the last time I
Speaker 1: ever go on a bike date, I can tell you
Speaker 1: that much. Hopefully his bike date went better than mine.
Speaker 1: What's up, Scott? How are you? I'm doing good? Guys,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Not too bad? Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for your email and agreeing to do the second
Speaker 1: date update. So tell us a little bit about the
Speaker 1: girl that you want to call today. Well, her name
Speaker 1: is Veronica and I actually met her in a hot
Speaker 1: yoga class. Oh. I always think it's kind of weird
Speaker 1: for a guy to hit on a girl in a
Speaker 1: hot yoga Well, it wasn't. It wasn't in a hot
Speaker 1: yoga it was actually outside of hot yoga. Or you
Speaker 1: didn't do it right in the middle of the class,
Speaker 1: like it's all quiet and be like, hey, what's your name?
Speaker 1: My name Scott, you can call me Scottie b. You
Speaker 1: didn't do it like no, no, because it was my
Speaker 1: first time doing hot yoga and I didn't realize how
Speaker 1: hot hot yoga got. So it's true to its name, sir. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean it was. I almost passed out, so I
Speaker 1: had to excuse myself from the hot yoga room. And
Speaker 1: then like maybe a minute later, Veronica comes out. It
Speaker 1: was her first time and she didn't know how hot
Speaker 1: it was. So you guys both were about to pass out, yes,
Speaker 1: in the hall, dehydrated and sort of lapping at each other,
Speaker 1: and so, you know, struck up a conversation over that,
Speaker 1: and turns out we're both, you know, we both liked
Speaker 1: to exercise and stay fit. And I told her I
Speaker 1: like biking, and she said she liked biking, So I said,
Speaker 1: maybe like to go biking sometime and she said sure,
Speaker 1: So I got her number and we set up a
Speaker 1: biking day. That's pretty cute. Because nobody looks attractive when
Speaker 1: they walk out of a hot yoga class, especially when
Speaker 1: they're about to pass out. No. No, yeah, we both
Speaker 1: needed water pretty bad at them. Yeah. So how long
Speaker 1: after you met did you go on your bike date?
Speaker 1: It was about three days later, okay, so it was
Speaker 1: pretty soon. Yeah, and I'm hoping you showed up to
Speaker 1: your bike date dress like you were doing the Tour
Speaker 1: de France, just like, Yeah, spandex out everywhere. No, there
Speaker 1: was no spandex on my part. She was wearing Spandex
Speaker 1: and she was fantastic in him. She also packed us
Speaker 1: a lunch. It was cool. So we biked for about
Speaker 1: an hour. We stopped, we had lunch. We had some
Speaker 1: great conversation over lunch. We were both laughing at each
Speaker 1: other and it was a great time. We packed up,
Speaker 1: biked another hour back to where our cars were, and
Speaker 1: then we get to the cars and she just you know,
Speaker 1: she throws her bike in the back of hers and says,
Speaker 1: you know, I really got to go talk to you later.
Speaker 1: Was it like she didn't stop to talk or you
Speaker 1: guys didn't hug or kiss or anywhere. No hug, no kiss,
Speaker 1: no nothing. Did she seem pissed about something, not pissed,
Speaker 1: just um. She just seemed like she was in a
Speaker 1: real big hurry and she just packed up and left there.
Speaker 1: Did she seem nervous at any point during the day,
Speaker 1: like sometimes I get nervous and I do weird things. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like that at all, No awkwardness at all.
Speaker 1: You you didn't flash her while you guys were out
Speaker 1: in the woods, did you. She was a little flash
Speaker 1: and maybe you forgot about it. Yeah, I will remember
Speaker 1: if I would have flashed here. I forget all the
Speaker 1: time that I do, and then people remind me. But
Speaker 1: even even if she was in a hurry, I can'tot
Speaker 1: understand why she will not return any of my phone calls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. I mean if she even had to get
Speaker 1: out there for an appointment or something like that, which
Speaker 1: I understand completely, if she had to be somewhere that
Speaker 1: But the thing was, she never said she had to
Speaker 1: be anywhere, so sorry, sorry, came out of nowhere. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, all right, Maybe she's in a hurry
Speaker 1: for something. And then like that was about a week ago.
Speaker 1: I've been calling her and no answer, no return calls.
Speaker 1: What was the last thing she said to you, I'll
Speaker 1: talk to you later, all right, and that she lied
Speaker 1: to you because she's obviously now talking to you later.
Speaker 1: All right. Well we're gonna play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you, guys, hang on rooking Cubile In the morning sep.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of a second date update in
Speaker 1: case you missed the first part, Scott is on the
Speaker 1: phone with us and he wants to call a girl
Speaker 1: named Veronica. They went out biking for a date, had
Speaker 1: a fun time, and at the end of their bike ride,
Speaker 1: she just got to the car, threw her stuff in
Speaker 1: and left, like in a hurry, no real goodbye or anything.
Speaker 1: And she hasn't called him since. So we're about to
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and find out what went
Speaker 1: wrong on the date. Scott, I think I might have
Speaker 1: figured it out for you, though. What's the heck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you have no idea why she would have left
Speaker 1: like that, Like the date was fine, everything so good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think there's a couple options. One. I know, when
Speaker 1: I go on bike rides, long bike rides like you
Speaker 1: guys went on, it shakes things up and I usually
Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom. So maybe she had
Speaker 1: to take a twozi and that's why she was leaving
Speaker 1: in a rush. Or she actually did it while you
Speaker 1: guys were riding on the bike path and had to leave.
Speaker 1: She's addicted to meth and her dealer just got a
Speaker 1: shipment in that day and so she had to run
Speaker 1: out to that. And then she's been hold up in
Speaker 1: like a methin for the past couple of weeks and
Speaker 1: hasn't answered you because she's been doing that. So there's
Speaker 1: Those are probably the two best options I can think
Speaker 1: of right now. Well, yeah, I'm not too keen on
Speaker 1: either of them. Okay, all right, I guess that's a
Speaker 1: good idea. I'll dial her phone of her right now
Speaker 1: and get her on the phone and see what went wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe you she'll answer in a meth I
Speaker 1: don't know, dude. I mean she seems kind of shady
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, because most people you meet in a
Speaker 1: hot yoga class are normally methods. Those two things go
Speaker 1: hand in hand. Methatics love it. Okay, man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: doual the phone of her right now, see if we
Speaker 1: can get her on the phone and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, thanks black guy. Yeah, Hello, Hi, I
Speaker 1: was looking for Veronica. Yes, this is hir Hey Veronica.
Speaker 1: How are you. This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's a morning radio show. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really listen to the radio. Oh well, exactly.
Speaker 1: You guys calling. Well, I'm calling you because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners sent us an email about you and asked
Speaker 1: us if we can get you on the phone. Oh. Okay.
Speaker 1: His name is Scott. He's a guy that you recently
Speaker 1: went on a date with. Um. Yeah, well he emailed
Speaker 1: us because he says, after your date and after your
Speaker 1: by right, you just sort of like through your stuff
Speaker 1: in the car and left in a rush and haven't
Speaker 1: talked to him since. So he was wondering if we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone and ask him why
Speaker 1: you don't want to talk to him. You know, I
Speaker 1: really don't want my business out there. I mean, is
Speaker 1: this like can people hear me? Yes? But is it
Speaker 1: your business? If it's something that like it's embarrassing for
Speaker 1: you, you you don't have to talk about it, but you
Speaker 1: can just tell me if he did something wrong. That's
Speaker 1: really all I need to know. I mean, yes, it
Speaker 1: was his fault. Okay, so if it's nothing bad on you,
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us what he did so that
Speaker 1: at least we can give him an answer. I'd really
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I mean, if that's what's going to make
Speaker 1: him sleep better at night, okay, it will, thank you.
Speaker 1: So what did he do? I mean, you know, when
Speaker 1: I first met him, I thought he was a really
Speaker 1: good guy. He seemed like a really nice guy. But
Speaker 1: as under our date, I have no respect for him.
Speaker 1: No respect for him, that's huge none. I just feel
Speaker 1: like he's a completely different person than who I thought
Speaker 1: he was. Did he say something like horrible to you. No,
Speaker 1: It's just I don't respect him and the things that
Speaker 1: he contributes to, and you know, I just don't respect
Speaker 1: him as a human being, the things that he contributes to.
Speaker 1: I actually got there a lot sooner than he did,
Speaker 1: so I had unpacked my bike and I kind of
Speaker 1: met him at the beginning of the trail, so, you know,
Speaker 1: we had our date, and when we got back, I
Speaker 1: noticed he drove this enormous SUV. I'm still waiting for
Speaker 1: a problem. I mean, they contribute to a lot of
Speaker 1: pollution that's going on in the world today. So you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back because he drives an suv. I
Speaker 1: can't date somebody who is knowingly polluting the environment. If
Speaker 1: you really look literally, an SUV will kill twenty birds
Speaker 1: a month. That's two hundred birds he's killing a year
Speaker 1: by driving some astronomically big vehicle. But why wou didn't
Speaker 1: you just tell him that? Did that upset you? Because
Speaker 1: he's not going to change. That's who he is, and
Speaker 1: if that's who he is, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: with him. I mean, I plan on having kids one day,
Speaker 1: and he's destroying the environment that my kids are going
Speaker 1: to grow up in. So you hate SUVs and that
Speaker 1: I don't hate SUVs. I hate people that drive SUVs
Speaker 1: that are destroying the environment that I live in the
Speaker 1: air that I'm breathing. Okay, you guys are laughing at
Speaker 1: me while you're talking to me. I don't understand the
Speaker 1: reason that we're laughing is it seems like kind of
Speaker 1: an extreme move to not date somebody just because of
Speaker 1: the car they drive. An extreme move. Do you know
Speaker 1: that pollution and kills more than one million seabirds and
Speaker 1: one hundred million mammals every year, killing the environment. But
Speaker 1: the thing is like that, I think it's an incredibly
Speaker 1: noble cause. I just don't know if your tactic for
Speaker 1: tackling the environmental issues is probably just not dating people
Speaker 1: who drive SUVs. What are you doing to help the environment.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing nothing at all. I recycle, I compost, Okay,
Speaker 1: I compost. Did you know that we are the number
Speaker 1: two country producing carbon dioxide on a daily basis? Number two?
Speaker 1: Number one is China? I did not know that it is.
Speaker 1: I would love to tell Scott all this information to
Speaker 1: let him know what a bad person he is, don't you.
Speaker 1: I sense your sarcasm, and I really don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk to him. He's a bad person. He's bad
Speaker 1: for the environment, and I don't want anything to do
Speaker 1: with them. That's kind to be kind of tough, because
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening right now and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Hey, Veronica, it's me the
Speaker 1: bird killing. Are you gonna outrock cats because they kill birds? Two?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I didn't even know he was on
Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, I'm doing I left out. I didn't
Speaker 1: know I was such a bad person like Jack the Ripper. Holy, wow,
Speaker 1: you are a bad person. I drive an SUV, so
Speaker 1: do thousands of other people. You don't need an suv.
Speaker 1: You don't even have a family. It's just one. Get
Speaker 1: a smaller car. When you're telling me how to live
Speaker 1: my one. Bottom line, Sky, you are destroying the world
Speaker 1: with your SUV, and you know what, I think. It's
Speaker 1: disgusting and repulsive. So it is what it is. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, bottom line, you're insane. You know I
Speaker 1: respect the environment as well. Okay, just because I don't
Speaker 1: drive the kind of car you think I should drive
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I don't care, doesn't mean I'm a bad
Speaker 1: person at all. I'm surprised you just didn't take match
Speaker 1: and like the whole entire four stuff while we're doing
Speaker 1: I'm surprised just then burn everything down. So that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing driving suv? Wow? You know ruck. After hearing
Speaker 1: you talk, I'm surprised you didn't drug me and harvest
Speaker 1: my organs. Oh my god, the world would be a
Speaker 1: better place without you. I probably should have done something
Speaker 1: like that. Don't you think that you're being a little extreme?
Speaker 1: Like you know, your message is getting thought. I'm the
Speaker 1: only one in this whole entire conversation. That's actually speaking
Speaker 1: the truth. And I'm actually glad I'm on the radio
Speaker 1: so it can expose how mindless and how simple and
Speaker 1: how disgusting you are a person. Oh my god, by
Speaker 1: the way, my last back by the way, Oh another
Speaker 1: f Oh yeah, you're driving an suv using gas because
Speaker 1: you're not in hybrid or an electric vehicle. Well, every
Speaker 1: one million tons of oil that is ship, approximately one
Speaker 1: ton of that gets wasted in the water. So now
Speaker 1: you're not only pollutioning our air, it's the ocean, it's
Speaker 1: the air, it's everything. You're an evil person. This is
Speaker 1: a perfect time to ask Veronica, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Scott? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it. You must be stupid to even ask
Speaker 1: you that question. I'm not going out with that guy again.
Speaker 1: I am kind of stupid. Yes, So no second date matter,
Speaker 1: because after hearing her talk has gone up into my body. Wow.
Speaker 1: That seems also. But I won't be urinating anymore, so
Speaker 1: I won't watch the toilet and I'll be saving the earth.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting way to think about it. Well, actually
Speaker 1: you're inside your body will be great because that means
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be populating the earth with more idiots.
Speaker 1: I've been driving around in my suv because I got
Speaker 1: tony of room in the burn All right, well you guys, Scott,
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Veronica, thank you for your time.
Speaker 1: I just want you to take comfort in knowing that
Speaker 1: your message was heard loud and clear, very loud. Good Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, Veronica, goodbye, Scott. Can you believe her? That's
Speaker 1: the most crazy bullet I don't know. The crazy bullard
Speaker 1: is that you drive an suv. Bad Man in the
Speaker 1: morning text in at seven eight five nine two that says,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very guilty about driving in my suv right
Speaker 1: now and you should do you know how any birds
Speaker 1: have had to die so you could get to work
Speaker 1: this morning, you evil, ignorant person. It's Britain Jewil in
Speaker 1: the morning, talking of course about today's second date update
Speaker 1: Sky Scott wanted to call a girl named Veronica. They
Speaker 1: went biking. The problem with the their date was when
Speaker 1: they got back to their car, she didn't know what
Speaker 1: he was driving and he put his bike in back
Speaker 1: of his suv and that too much for her to handle.
Speaker 1: Because he's killing the world with all of his pollution.
Speaker 1: That this sad part is she really does have a point,
Speaker 1: she just gets it lost in her crazy because she's
Speaker 1: so angry, and so nobody gets to hear what she
Speaker 1: actually had to say if somebody text it in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two says the Earth Environmental Psycho
Speaker 1: probably smells her own farts. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: where the smelling your own farts comes from, but I
Speaker 1: could see that happening for some reason. Another text in
Speaker 1: at seven eight five to nine two that says, I
Speaker 1: think she just talked me into buying a diesel truck,
Speaker 1: so maybe she did do some good. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want a second date update, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is just email the show Brook and Jubil at movie
Speaker 1: five dot com what you're doing at the Seahawks games
Speaker 1: coming up at eight ten