1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: He looked like he had been through hell and back 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: and he's like, I saw things nobody should ever see. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 1: He goes, have you ever seen the Godfather? And I 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: was like, oh, Fox, say no more. Calm down with 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Oh, I 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 1: don't think you've ever looked better home Home on the 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: Range stars just like us. I mean, Beth Dutton meets 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: white trash. I mean, I am just a whitesnake. Became 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: a poster child for I don't know, like this is 10 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: my Target tea. I only wear Target the Ranch. I 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: don't do my hair anymore. I just roll on a hat. 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: I'm disgusting. You're lucky that I put on some lipstick. 13 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: Lipstick on a pig. Get over here. How's your acne update? 14 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: I had to go on antibiotics. I had my neck 15 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: knee finally cleared up. This is so for those of 16 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: you that are new to the podcast. This podcast will 17 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: cover a few things. Aaron being a new mom, me 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: being on a ranch, are acne at age forty, respectively. 19 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: And that's kind of all the things that we talk about, 20 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: which gets us to one of our headlines. I'm just 21 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: going to jump right into our headlines because it has 22 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: to do with with a pimple. Yeah, so we have 23 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: a lot to discuss on this podcast. Everyone settle in, 24 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,639 Speaker 1: grab a cocktail, and stay awhile. So this headline says, 25 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: my hinge date was going so well. Then he asked 26 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: to pop my pimple. Rebecca, who goes by Becket That 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: was taken aback and humbled when an unidentified man, I 28 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: always love that unidentified man asked to extract the blemish 29 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: on her forehead. I never use apps, and if I do, 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: I will mindlessly scroll. Blah blah blah. The pair's second meeting, 31 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 1: including breakfast and a walk in Central Park, she was 32 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: surprised about how much she liked him. Okay, let's just 33 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: end it there. Have you ever had Jarrett pop a 34 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: pimple for you? Oh no, wait, I heard where Mac 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 1: wants to weigh in already. Yeah, Max got a couple 36 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: on his cheek right now. I was like, yeah, mommy's boying. No, 37 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: but I will say, because mine, I wear everything right here, 38 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: like on my mouth, like blow my chin. That is 39 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: my area from your chin strap? What's that now? I 40 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: don't know, It's just I think it's hormonal. Thick, so, 41 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 1: but he has it all on his like doesn't currently, 42 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: but if he were to ever break out, it is 43 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: on his back. And that has everything to do with 44 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: wearing a jersey forever and equipment. But I like to 45 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: think I am a full blown dermatologist. I get my tools, 46 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: Q tips and that little like extractor thing. There was 47 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: a time, I kid you not he had a mother 48 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: of one. It was when he was playing. We were 49 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: dating and I was like, can I just get this? 50 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: And He's like, yeah, it exploded like on your back, 51 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: stole diaper on my face almost in my eye. Convinced 52 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: myself I was going to get pink eye, and I 53 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: started screaming, oh my god, oh my god. And he 54 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: turned around. He's like what what And I had it 55 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: all like by my eye. No, bro, and I love, 56 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: don't marry damn. Well, you know, there's a lot to 57 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: love about Jared. We can overlook the where's doctor pimple 58 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: Popper when we need her, By the way, I'm not ready. 59 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: Times when I scroll through our calm down thing and 60 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: all of a sudden one's there and I'm like, oh 61 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: my god, it's breakfast. I mean, I am busy eating 62 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: eggs I am not ready for my God, put the 63 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: sour cream away. I sat like Jane Goodall like like 64 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,920 Speaker 1: she's like going through like Gorilla Zumba is on the 65 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: back getting bugs off. I love popping pimples of my own. 66 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: I like the satisfaction that I get when I especially 67 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 1: a blackhead and then I don't leave a mark and 68 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, it's so good, Like I 69 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: get it. Why people like doing that. I have had 70 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: Steve do it before. This is when I know like 71 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: I love someone. He's like, yeah, right exactly because I'm 72 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: like thank you, or I've pointed out like he has one. 73 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: He's like, nope, I don't pick my face like you 74 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: pick yours. I go to town, so I got to town. 75 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: I always get them on my jaw line, which waits 76 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: stop me. If you've heard this before, maybe the outfit 77 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: will tell you that I have too much testosterone in 78 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: my system. I know we're all shocked, and so I'm 79 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: on a spar lacton, which you know I like talk 80 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: about all the time. I don't know why someone didn't 81 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: introduce me. Ifadies and gentlemen, if you have acne, ask 82 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: your dermatologists. If you're not adverse to antibiotics. Of course, 83 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: consult with the doctor before taking any medication. Warning warning 84 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: sparrolactone change my life. Like I still get them, but 85 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: not as bad as they used to. And I've had 86 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: ten fricking rounds of accutane, which God knows what that 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: did to my inside over the I know. Any who, 88 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: So what do you think about this story though? With 89 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: the guy? I think, Fanta, you do absolutely, I'm not 90 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: wasting time. If I can't have a guy be honest 91 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: with me and I then go into the bathroom and 92 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: there's something in my teeth or if there's a pimple, 93 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: I will you and I you're the same way you'd 94 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: be like, dude, did you not want to tell me 95 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: that I have a massive ZiT? I'm in true. I 96 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: think it's very true. M h. I think you get 97 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: a house and personal right away. Yep. Yeah, I just 98 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: need to know how big the ZiT was, Like did 99 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: it have like a lot of a white head? Was 100 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: it a little tiny like one little one that you 101 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 1: can do really quickly, like in between the first and 102 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,919 Speaker 1: second quarter, which Aaron that has done. Sure you're not 103 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: worried that it like back on camera or you just 104 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: put your microphone like this and you'll guys. I always 105 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: put my microphone like this. I mean, I have an 106 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: epic picture of Greg Olsen and I when Greg was 107 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,040 Speaker 1: with the Panthers they were getting ready to play the 108 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: New England Patriots got their ass kicked on Thursday Night football. 109 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: Sorry Coach Rivera, Cam Newton and Greg. I had a 110 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: course on my jaw. I had a monster of one 111 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: that I was like, oh my god. And I looked 112 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,239 Speaker 1: at Greg like this the whole time I was talking 113 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: to him on the dolls and I have a picture 114 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 1: walking with him on the field and I'm like this, oh, which, 115 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: by the way, I had my hair wait for it, 116 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: half a half down and the part of it was 117 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: like on the side, like I've got things before to 118 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: cover up my acme. I'm not kidding because like that's 119 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: how much I'm like, I or done these strands right here. 120 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 1: And someone's like, do you want to move the hair 121 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: off your face? No, it's perfectly positioned, thank you. Yeah, Okay, 122 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 1: let's talk about going on a date with a guy, 123 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: and let's talk about it. I'm sweating so bad. Is 124 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: that this parallax? It's not the conversation either maybe it's 125 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,160 Speaker 1: the fact this house has no AC I smell. I 126 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: know of Aaron andrews Ripe and stays buying a fucking 127 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: air conditioner. Every time we turn around we're at home depot, 128 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: he buys another one. I love that it's freezing. And 129 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 1: then I'm sotting up hot my god, and he's moving. 130 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm around and I'm like, oh my god. Literally he's 131 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 1: going upstairs, He's going over here, he's going in the 132 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: living room. I'm like, she's rolling in on the thing, 133 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: and I'm like, Jesus Christ, is where are we? Then 134 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: he's in a headline. But it's how I feel like, 135 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: literally controls my life, my traveling, my home life is 136 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,799 Speaker 1: air conditioning. If it's not going well in my life, 137 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: like you would think I have fifty sist e xits 138 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: on my chin. I mean, the world is not right. 139 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: It's all I talk about. And wants to divorce me 140 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,119 Speaker 1: over I mean, I'm constantly walking up to the bend. 141 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm playing with the thing. Jared's like, oh my god, 142 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: I don't even go into our I don't even want 143 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: to call her our name. She's become like one of 144 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 1: my loves, my best friend, my Angel. I don't even 145 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,599 Speaker 1: want to go into Angel Connie's room anymore. And today 146 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 1: I walked in to grab the baby and she goes, 147 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: why are you in here? And I go, I just 148 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: wanted to come down. I can't go in a room 149 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 1: because it's warm, and it pisses me off. I stand 150 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: under her bent and I like, and then I stand 151 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: on like a piece of furniture to feel it. I'm obsessed. 152 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: You and Steve. Then, because I'm telling you, the middle 153 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: of the night, this guy's rolling around the air conditioning 154 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: unit to each room and I'm like, it's fine. He's like, 155 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: it's not fine. He has to be like freezing for 156 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: it to be fine. How many times did I say, fine, fine, 157 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 1: we'll move on fine. What were you gonna say? Oh? Yeah, okay. 158 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 1: So this was a little headline last week because a 159 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: we love him a lot. Maxtell's new godfather, Travis Kelsey kidding, 160 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: not really, will you do it? He'd be? I just 161 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: kid't gonna say. He'd be an unbelievable Imagine the first 162 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: birthday party present he would send. Then forget you. Imagine 163 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: the outfit he'd wear to the Suff're right, I mean 164 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: I have it when he was not in camp, and 165 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: he's walking in with his glasses and his Louis Vaton 166 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: cologne and all my single girlfriends like the bouncy house 167 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: would be. You know, you get it all right, Let's 168 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: move on. Okay. So Travis explain on his New Heights podcast, 169 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: Thanks for the invite, Travis and Jason for being on 170 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: that he was disappointed because he went to the concert 171 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: in Kansas City, and she said, I was disappointed that 172 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: she doesn't talk before or after her shows because she 173 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: has to save her voice for the forty four songs 174 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 1: she sings. So I was a little quote unquote but hurt. 175 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: I didn't get to hander one of the bracelets I 176 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: made for her. Basically on his friendship bracelet, he had 177 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: his phone number in hopes of giving it to the 178 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: singirl singer. Here's the thing. Yes, I'm going to say us. 179 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: Somebody tweeted us, and I don't know if you saw it. 180 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 1: Be like, don't be sad, Travis, especially when you have 181 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: Aaron and Carissa throwing game at you. We're not throwing 182 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: game at him. He knows. Yeah, are hot, older brother, 183 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Well, actually I'm older. That sucks, and you're 184 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,680 Speaker 1: older than everyone. These are children we're covering now, and 185 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 1: he's just a good friend. I'm got excited to really 186 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: ask for my ID at the door the other day 187 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: and I was like, I haven't been parted big well 188 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,679 Speaker 1: we ask everyone. I was like, oh, well you could 189 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,200 Speaker 1: have shot. They leave that out, So I'm not going 190 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,679 Speaker 1: to leave this out. Taylor. I don't know what you 191 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 1: are doing in your life right now besides rocking the 192 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,599 Speaker 1: world or rocking the United States. When an amazing, amazing 193 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: concert that I'm bummed out. I'm not going to be 194 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: able to make this summer in LA. But I will 195 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,959 Speaker 1: say this, if you are looking for a guy, if 196 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 1: I hadn't want a good time, oh yeah, no, it's Mac. 197 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: Please try our friend Travis. He is fantastic. I mean 198 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 1: all four quarters. I mean this is not a first half. 199 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: It's a little late now right because he's in the 200 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: middle of camp. He's punching people, just kidding. He's fine. 201 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 1: But I just this is one Taylor. I know we're 202 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 1: not the best of friend, we're not even friends, but 203 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 1: I consider you one. Take us up on this. Don't 204 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,680 Speaker 1: want a date with this guy? You would have it. 205 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, do it. For yourself, do 206 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 1: it for us, and do it for the people, because 207 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: there's no one that would give you a better time 208 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 1: than this guy. I mean I say that even like platonically, 209 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: Like if you're not interested romantically, just go on a date, 210 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: because I mean, a time is to be had. I'm 211 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: just trying to Travis Kelsey likes to say, you got 212 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 1: to fight for your right to date him. Yeah, so Taylor, 213 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,320 Speaker 1: if you have a hot second, try to find that 214 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: friendship bracelet you know what I mean? Trav what a guy? 215 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 1: Where I have to wait, We'll just let's open this 216 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 1: up and we'll ask him when he's because he's agreed 217 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 1: to come on our podcast with his brother at some 218 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 1: point before the season starts. But I want to ask 219 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: him what his perfect first date is. I can only imagine, 220 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:56,199 Speaker 1: like what that guy's doing. He's like at medieval times. 221 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: He's like, come on, we're going to watch the ponies 222 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,080 Speaker 1: and have a sign of beer or something. Take it 223 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: up like a piece of meat with his hands. But 224 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: a guy. What a guy? And you would tease it 225 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: on the show and said he had a little gifty 226 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,120 Speaker 1: poo for his new god son. Yes, Travis Kelsey, he 227 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 1: insane is so adorable. He was like, I want to 228 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 1: get Aaron something, and so then it didn't work out 229 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: what we were gonna get you. But then this character 230 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 1: Aaron sends me a picture of a Yes, we'll say it, 231 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,320 Speaker 1: because again I now don't buy anything expensive because it 232 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,079 Speaker 1: just gets stolen. He buys mac a Louis Vauton outfit. 233 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: I can't handle it. Looks like with the sweet a 234 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,839 Speaker 1: game like it is. You have to you have to 235 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: post the picture because it's so so frick and cute 236 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 1: and it's also like in the middle of like everything 237 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: this guy's got going on. He is so thoughtful. Sends 238 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,080 Speaker 1: it to where you are now, which is obviously like 239 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 1: he has to ask for the address. He didn't ask 240 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: me for the address. I don't know how he got 241 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 1: it anyway, No, I was so curious. So anyways, but 242 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,960 Speaker 1: the fact that he would do that, and I was like, 243 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 1: you're just the best. Anyways, this is our this is 244 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: our huge pro Travis moment. But Taylor, he will buy 245 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: your children amazing clothing, and even if you don't have children, 246 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: he'll buy your friend's children amazing clothes. And you will 247 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 1: write a fantastic song about him. We'll help you with 248 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 1: some of the lyrics. He smells so good. We'll work 249 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:18,640 Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, you'll fall in love with him. And 250 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 1: here's another headline. This woman fell in love with her mugger. 251 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 1: You heard me, mugger. This is Crater, not mother muggert 252 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 1: her in the street. I'm going to tell you right 253 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: now who I'm not falling in love with the five 254 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: dudes that are outside my house on Padam which, by 255 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 1: the way, if you guys are listening, we're onto you. 256 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,680 Speaker 1: I got a follow up on that, but I won't 257 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 1: say more. I'm not allowed to anyways. This is the 258 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 1: headline that means you really do have a follow up. Yeah, 259 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,839 Speaker 1: I was walking down the street where he lives, and 260 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,439 Speaker 1: unfortunately I was mugged, the woman identified as Emmanuela told 261 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 1: reporters while recounting their first quote first date at a 262 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 1: media event. Her Robert told his side of the story, 263 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: saying I was going through a difficult situation because I 264 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 1: didn't have a woman. You know, when I saw her 265 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: photo on the phoneviously he stole her phone, I said 266 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: to myself, what a beautiful brunette. You don't see a 267 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: brunette like that every day. The two are now reportedly 268 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:12,000 Speaker 1: dating for two years they've been dating. I'm sorry, but like, 269 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: if that's how you meet, that is the weirdest. I 270 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: need more. Actually, I don't need more information on that. 271 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: That's like these crazies that right, men that are in 272 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 1: jail convicted, like Peterson or like all that. Like, what 273 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: are you doing? Nope, by no, I can't, there's not Actually, 274 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: I totally retract my statement more. I'm like, oh, I 275 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,199 Speaker 1: need more information. I have already heard enough. You're not 276 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 1: dating the guy that tried to hurt you and steal 277 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: from you. That's not how we should start off the relationship. 278 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,319 Speaker 1: That's that's normally how mine ends. You know. I should 279 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: have just had that fast forward at the beginning, and 280 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 1: then it could save me a lot of time and money. 281 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: You know. Anyhow, I hate this, but I can't wait 282 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 1: for the good news about your robbery. Suck it, Okay, 283 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,679 Speaker 1: this one. I know you weren't in a sorority. I was, 284 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,960 Speaker 1: but I saw the title. It was in the Wall 285 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,559 Speaker 1: Street Journal, sorry the headline, and I sent it to Ryan. 286 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: This is crazy to me. Parents hire four thousand dollars 287 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 1: sorority consultants to help daughters dress and impress during rush. 288 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: What I don't even have to read the rest of 289 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 1: this story. This is ridiculous. I went to the University 290 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: of Florida. I rushed. I had no clue what I 291 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: was doing. Greek systems pally there, right, Greek system in 292 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: the South is massive. It's like and I guess it is. 293 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: There's a show about it. But basically, there is a 294 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: woman that offers a six hundred dollars seminar for women 295 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: and their mothers. What trying to learn the basics about 296 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: getting into a sorority? Thirty five hundred dollars buys unlimited 297 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: access to sorority mentors who advise. I'm a mentor, guys, 298 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,800 Speaker 1: I'm a mentor and a mother. I was in a sorority. 299 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: Just be cool. Who gives a crap? And by the way, 300 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,640 Speaker 1: if this is the way it's going in the South 301 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 1: or with these sororities, what are we doing? Yeah, it's 302 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: like two competitive No matter what you're wearing, it shouldn't matter. 303 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,920 Speaker 1: It should matter you know what you're into, if you're 304 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: going to be a good sister, if you're super fun, 305 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 1: if you are going to help out the community, volunteer. 306 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 1: We're worried about a stylist for Rush. That's bad, that's 307 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: actually sad. I don't like that this is happening, right, 308 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: And maybe maybe this is an outlier. I don't know, 309 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 1: but I just think that that's sad that you would 310 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: have to feel pressured. I mean, I guess it's like anything. 311 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 1: And look, you want to make up good first impression right, 312 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 1: like to a job interview, you are a nice outfit, 313 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: or if you're going, you know, going on a first 314 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: date or whatever it is. I can't that you. You know, 315 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 1: there's a little bit of that, you know, the outward 316 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: appearance that you care about, but not the four thousand dollars. 317 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: I didn't even have a stylist when I first started 318 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: in the industry. I was stressing myself from Express and 319 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 1: a tailor. Then mind what are we doing? Thank you Bb, 320 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: Thank God for Victoria. She gave me five dollars from 321 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 1: Fox's budget. And I was so excited when I got 322 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 1: to go to Bbe and get a ruffle top. I know, 323 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,680 Speaker 1: a little sheer ruffle top from Oh my bot is 324 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 1: Bab's still a thing. I don't know, Boabe, I don't know, 325 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: but I just I got so excited when I would 326 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: wear those shirts, they're terrible. When Vicky sends me Vicky 327 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: is our wonderful stylist that works at Fox, but she 328 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 1: sends me these like ten years She's like ten years 329 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 1: ago today, these flashback photos. And I was like, I was, 330 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: I'm not ready for some of the flashbacks that I've 331 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 1: seen of myself. It has been a wild ride. What's 332 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 1: the wild ride at Disneyland? Mister Toad's wild ride? There 333 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: we go. You'll be on it with Mac. I can't wait. 334 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: You will, Well, I can't wait to go with him. 335 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: But anyway, So for this sorority thing, I think that's 336 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: sad and just be yourself because well I'm not giving 337 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: advice on getting into a sorority, but just in life. 338 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,040 Speaker 1: And if this is what the sororities are expecting, I'll 339 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 1: go out on a limb. Shame on you. This is 340 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: not what it's all about. This is crazy. Everyone relaxed, 341 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 1: dial it down. How do you feel? You know? So 342 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,800 Speaker 1: the other day I said, every time I turn around it, 343 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: so Steve goes how often you turned it around? Huh? 344 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: You always just turning around? You saying go out on 345 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: a limb? How many times you got on that limb? Girl, 346 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: like every day. I love you. I don't know no idea. 347 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,680 Speaker 1: What do we got here? On the on the menu? 348 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,680 Speaker 1: What are we doing? Okay, we have we have so 349 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: many different things. So my new favorite segment on the 350 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast is what Aaron has learned as a mother. 351 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:17,480 Speaker 1: So Mac is officially one month old. Yay Mac, one 352 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: month over the baby? So what have we learned this week? 353 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: So our tip of the week from Angel Connie is 354 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,400 Speaker 1: we okay? So Jarrett and I knew that we had 355 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,199 Speaker 1: a real poopy diaper to take care of this uh 356 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,880 Speaker 1: not this week, but this was the lesson that we learned. 357 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: So it was like, I'll help you. We're sitting here, 358 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,879 Speaker 1: we're together, we're not rushed, We're good to go. So 359 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: we went over and our angel was downstairs going about 360 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,439 Speaker 1: our business. We were handling it, and she came up 361 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 1: and said, did you guys do a diaper change? And 362 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: we said we did and it went great, and she goes, 363 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: I didn't even hear him screaming because I have to burp. Sorry, guys, 364 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,879 Speaker 1: he was screaming a little, which you added away. Getting 365 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,800 Speaker 1: my kid to burp is a big deal. It's like, 366 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 1: does not happen so anyways, he was. He kind of 367 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:07,479 Speaker 1: fusses sometimes when you do a diaper change. Whatever hopefully 368 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,440 Speaker 1: gets over that. Yeah, so we are doing the diaper change, 369 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: and we are doing it in the middle of a 370 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 1: feeding because, as Angel Connie would say, just like give 371 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,119 Speaker 1: him a little bit, you know, fill him up a 372 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,200 Speaker 1: little bit and then calm him down. You don't want 373 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: to do the diaper change right when he's hungry and 374 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: freaking out, So give him a little bit of food. 375 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: So he's a little bit, you know, fall you you feel, 376 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,119 Speaker 1: let's put him in a position to have some success. Yeah, yeah, exactly, 377 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 1: not screaming, crying. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. So 378 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: we do that. So we go over to the changing 379 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,720 Speaker 1: table and we decide to you know, change him. Well, 380 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 1: what we did was laid him down, his heads to 381 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: his side. We put his bottle in just a little bit, 382 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: just the tip, so he can, you know, just get 383 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,119 Speaker 1: a little bit of the formula. Great, good to go, 384 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: not crying, poopy diaper. We're all set. She comes up. 385 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: How come I didn't hear him crying right then and 386 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,159 Speaker 1: there and we had been caught for some reason. I 387 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 1: was like, if this was an idea of hers. We 388 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: would have been taught this already. I just looked at 389 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,040 Speaker 1: her and I was like, uh oh, And Jared wouldn't 390 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,280 Speaker 1: even look at her. She says, what it's like, you're 391 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: in trouble, Like the teacher has come and been like, 392 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 1: why did you not finish your homework? Okay, got it. 393 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: We told her our idea about having the bottle there 394 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 1: a little bit and she goes, no, uh huh. Why 395 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,439 Speaker 1: why can't we do that? She said, because what if 396 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 1: you're in the middle of doing it, you open up 397 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: his diaper, he's sucking on the bottle. All of a sudden, 398 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: he's like choking from what's in the bottle. You're gonna 399 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 1: flip him up and shit goes everywhere, and then you're 400 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,600 Speaker 1: gonna be freaking out. You got shit everywhere. She's right, 401 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 1: She's always right. Let's just go ahead and fast forward 402 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 1: to that. She's always right. But you know what here 403 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,120 Speaker 1: this and as I'm sure you're learning, everything is trial 404 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 1: and error, and obviously she's an incredible resource for you. 405 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 1: But it's good to make some of those mistakes because 406 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: guess he's not going to do that again. Exactly with Jared, 407 00:19:54,480 --> 00:20:07,680 Speaker 1: this crew. So what's been the hardest part in the 408 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 1: first month and what's been the best part about being 409 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 1: a mom In the first month? You have ship flying everywhere. 410 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: That was one of her quotes of the week, And 411 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:20,640 Speaker 1: you got ship flying everywhere. Hardest part. I would just say, 412 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,520 Speaker 1: every single time you try something, you're wrong. You know, 413 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 1: it's a lesson. We're ins ful right now. Every time 414 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 1: we're trying something, it's wrong. Like we had to go 415 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: drive to the pediatrician this week and I'm like trying 416 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,720 Speaker 1: to put him in the car seat and like click 417 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,680 Speaker 1: it in, and that's fricking hard. And then I'm like, 418 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 1: you know, a little frustrated about whatever. And then I 419 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,399 Speaker 1: get in the car and then she gets out of 420 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,920 Speaker 1: the car and closes my passenger side because I left 421 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,639 Speaker 1: it wide open and I'm getting ready to pull out. 422 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:49,880 Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, I'm learning every single time something new. 423 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,440 Speaker 1: And also patients, which I don't have much of. I 424 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 1: don't either, I have no pati. I want to screw 425 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 1: this kid up and be like the mother because she 426 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: seems so calm and so great, and I don't want 427 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,480 Speaker 1: to be the asshole that's like, and then the kids 428 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: like that you know because we can't have two of 429 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 1: me in this house. I was going to tell you though, 430 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,160 Speaker 1: and I think I've said this to you on the phone. 431 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: If I haven't, then I'm going to reiterate it. I 432 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,680 Speaker 1: already see a difference in you though, Like you are soft, 433 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: you are you're so like you as a friend have 434 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 1: always been incredible and like this is you know, I've 435 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,159 Speaker 1: told you these things before, but like especially in a 436 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: crisis situation, like there's no one that I want near me, 437 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 1: Like there's no one I want near me, I like 438 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,159 Speaker 1: push everyone away except for like you, because like you 439 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,040 Speaker 1: go into crisis mode, like when any of our friends 440 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: have something, You're like, these are the resources, these are 441 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 1: the things. And it's a reporter seeing you as a mom, 442 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: like you are softer and like there's just something that's 443 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: like really sweet to watch from afar. You're not going 444 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,200 Speaker 1: to screw them up. And it's like your tenacity and 445 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,800 Speaker 1: like all the things that you went through to bring 446 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,720 Speaker 1: him here is he's not here if you don't keep 447 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,199 Speaker 1: fighting for him and do all these things. So all 448 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,119 Speaker 1: of those things are going to be incredible qualities that 449 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: he has. And give yourself some grace. You have never 450 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: been a mother before. Hello, and it's one month and 451 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: he's just he's alive. That's all that matters, is like 452 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: he's here and you're doing great, bab, you're doing great. Seriously, 453 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,959 Speaker 1: Steve left us the best video. I don't know if 454 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,800 Speaker 1: you saw it. He made Mac a video on his 455 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 1: one month birthday of the Big Mac, his new anil deal. 456 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: Hold on because Steve didn't even know that while I 457 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 1: was in Target. Because Steve's rant, and we'll put it 458 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: on our Calm Down podcast to give you guys some 459 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: reference what we're talking about. So Steve my boyfriend, just 460 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,240 Speaker 1: like Mac is his best friend. Yeah, and constantly asked 461 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,880 Speaker 1: about him, like the whole thing. So he is waiting 462 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,800 Speaker 1: for me in Target on one of my seventy five trips. 463 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,359 Speaker 1: I have to go there for different things for the ranch, 464 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,440 Speaker 1: and I come out unbeknownst to Steve. Hold On, I 465 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 1: did buy Mac stuff. Hold on, wait talk amongst yourself 466 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 1: can hold on? Anyway, Steve had a great video that 467 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,480 Speaker 1: he sent me about Max nil deal and his first one. 468 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,080 Speaker 1: It's gonna be with McDonald Big Mac, and then he 469 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,240 Speaker 1: cheers Mac with a big Mac eating it, and I 470 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: got very jealous. Because I haven't had a big Mac 471 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,920 Speaker 1: in a while, and I would love that to be 472 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 1: my kids first and ildal. This is where we'll pause 473 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:22,679 Speaker 1: and wait till the girl comes back longer than Oh 474 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: my god, are you okay? I moved it? Wait? This 475 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,199 Speaker 1: is because of course I only shop at Target. Now, 476 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,360 Speaker 1: what's that? It's not Louis Vauton. It's a little onesie 477 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 1: for and cute. This is his ranch ware ranch ware. 478 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:45,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, ranch it's a ranchy and those ranch ware. Baby. 479 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,240 Speaker 1: So Steve made a video talking of which I didn't 480 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 1: know that he was doing, and it's like this bitching 481 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 1: about not in a bad way, about how long I 482 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 1: was in Target, and he's like, she's probably buying you stuff. 483 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,639 Speaker 1: And then I came out I watched the video. I go, 484 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,479 Speaker 1: how did you know I was buying him stuff? He goes, 485 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 1: cause you alway but him stuff. And I was like, well, 486 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,880 Speaker 1: he's my baby, yeah, the big Mac. Like, oh my god, 487 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,880 Speaker 1: you drove while I was in there. You drove to McDonald's, 488 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,640 Speaker 1: got a big Mac and did a whole video. He goes, well, god, 489 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 1: I could have drove to the McDonald's in Los Angeles. 490 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 1: You were in there, so long, relaxed Steve. Well, I 491 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, because I'm hoping it's 492 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 1: still Steve's hope that I hope you're getting paid by them. 493 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: It's I hope this is still Steve's email address. We 494 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,159 Speaker 1: made Mac an email, and so we jarreed and I 495 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,199 Speaker 1: will write him emails and then we're going to give 496 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,560 Speaker 1: him the password when he's eighteen. You have to you 497 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,200 Speaker 1: have to explain what this is because I think it's 498 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: the cutest thing. Oh well, so we just made him 499 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 1: an email and so like on the day he was born, 500 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,920 Speaker 1: we wrote him and then on his one month, you know, 501 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: we just sent him random emails like if Jared's like, oh, 502 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,399 Speaker 1: I'm sitting here right now and you're with me and 503 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 1: like this you just took a big dup or something 504 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,440 Speaker 1: like that. But Steve made this video for him on 505 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,399 Speaker 1: his one month birthday. So I forwarded it to Mac 506 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,920 Speaker 1: with Steve on it, and I said, Uncle, Steve, one month, 507 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,199 Speaker 1: you know, birthday tribute to you. So I I've got 508 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: to find out if that's still Steve's email because I 509 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: afforded him the MAC address. Oh my god, that's so cute. Yeah, 510 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,080 Speaker 1: we'll put it on there anyways, So he like loves 511 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,640 Speaker 1: he can't get enough of Mac and he'll like randomly 512 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,120 Speaker 1: be sitting there. He's like, I wonder what Max Stone 513 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: right now, I'm like sleeping probably one of three things, sleeping, sleeping, eating, 514 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: or yeah, crying. Okay, so you had an experience on 515 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 1: the ranch with one of your children. So yeah, I'm 516 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 1: not a mother to humans. I am a mother to animals, 517 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 1: and I know Aaron's gonna try to which, by the way, 518 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: I'm happy to open up this conversation for another podcast 519 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 1: because I would love everyone's input. So I'm in a 520 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 1: place right now. This is not a tangent. This is 521 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 1: just a quick like comment. Ninety nine percent sure I 522 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,640 Speaker 1: don't want children. Aaron's convinced that I have to have one, 523 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: and she's going to try to convince me to do so, 524 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,239 Speaker 1: which I am open to all things. I've done one 525 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: round of eggue freezing. I need to do another. She 526 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 1: teks to me about it all the time. So as 527 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 1: soon as the Spirolactron's out of my system, never I 528 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,560 Speaker 1: think I need to do another. Realm. So, anyways, I 529 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 1: have animals as my children right now, had seven had 530 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 1: as in past tense had seven of these longhorn steers 531 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,200 Speaker 1: that I inherited when I bought the property. I love 532 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,680 Speaker 1: these things, like when we go out and like we're 533 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: touring around and like on this little mule thing, like 534 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,280 Speaker 1: I can't wait to see them. I feed them apples. 535 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,000 Speaker 1: I get so excited. One day up here, like last week, 536 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 1: We're driving on like the road and I came around 537 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,399 Speaker 1: the corner and one of the cows was on his 538 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: side and knew right away that he was dead, and 539 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: so then I started crying, and then I started freaking out, 540 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,880 Speaker 1: like I don't I'm not good at estimating weight. It's 541 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 1: a cow like massive cows, right shit, yeah, these longhorned cattles. 542 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,919 Speaker 1: And I'm like bears, I'm like animals. Like then I'm 543 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 1: like mountain lions, Like all of these things are gonna come. 544 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 1: This is like national geographic. This is a dead cow. 545 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 1: Of course there's gonna be other animals. I didn't think. 546 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: Now the vultures are overhead. I'm like, oh my god, 547 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,920 Speaker 1: and my dad was coming to visit. In my dad's 548 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 1: here now visiting, which, by the way, is a whole thing. 549 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 1: Scott Thompson is brought his work boots He even packed 550 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: his own work gloves. He goes, oh, well, I wasn't 551 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,480 Speaker 1: going to wear some of yours. You got to have 552 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,400 Speaker 1: ones that are broken in. Who packs her own work gloves? Yeah, 553 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,399 Speaker 1: he goes, your mom's really missing out. My mom wouldn't 554 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,679 Speaker 1: come because she didn't want to leave her flowers in Seattle. 555 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,399 Speaker 1: She goes, Look, my flowers are only in bloom for 556 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,240 Speaker 1: three months out of the year in Seattle. She goes, Scott, 557 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,159 Speaker 1: I can't come. Oh my god, your mom is going 558 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,560 Speaker 1: to be so jealous when she realizes, like just what 559 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 1: a treasure in that place is. Oh my god. She's 560 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: so she's like, oh, well, I'll come eventually. My dad goes, well, 561 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 1: now you're not invited. This was a one time invite. Yeah. 562 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,399 Speaker 1: So we're just sending her all these pictures and being like, 563 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,199 Speaker 1: oh wish you were here. Anyways, Sorry, kath enjoy your flowers. 564 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: There's also flowers here, weirdo. Any who, Scott's on fire 565 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,719 Speaker 1: here and there's like not a project he doesn't want 566 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,200 Speaker 1: to tackle. That said, I'm like, I can't have my dad, 567 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,840 Speaker 1: so you and I are Daddy's girls, like my whole 568 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,159 Speaker 1: You should just see me. I was a psychopath, like 569 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,680 Speaker 1: wanting to get everything perfect before he came in. Not 570 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: that like this is a therap conversation. I don't. My 571 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: dad would be fine if I didn't do one thing 572 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: before he came. But I just have this thing. I 573 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: want my dad to be proud of me. I want 574 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: my dad because he's, you know, been a hard worker, 575 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,240 Speaker 1: like my mom and dad had my sister when they 576 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,359 Speaker 1: were eighteen, Like they've always just worked so hard, like 577 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,520 Speaker 1: their whole life on everything and even oh my god, 578 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: you should have seen Steve and I before we picked 579 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,480 Speaker 1: up my dad at the airport and go we got 580 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,440 Speaker 1: to get the car washed. My dad will kill me 581 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 1: if this car is dirty. I was like, we can't 582 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,679 Speaker 1: pick him up and have a dirty car because then 583 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,119 Speaker 1: this is what the face he's gonna let him make 584 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,400 Speaker 1: hmm and'll and then I'm thinking he's gonna help breaking 585 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: it anything. Yeah, but there was dust everyone. I was like, 586 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 1: so you should have seen Steve. He takes his T 587 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: shirt and he's like windexing the like way he goes. 588 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 1: He can't he can't see the spots he's gonna know. Anyways, 589 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 1: I love my dad. I want my dad's approval just 590 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 1: because I want him to be proud of me. Okay, 591 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: we get it. So I'm like, there's a fucking dead 592 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,840 Speaker 1: cow here, like and now I'm crying about the cat. 593 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,719 Speaker 1: Then ask cow. So now we got to get a bulldozer. 594 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,560 Speaker 1: We got to bury the cow because we can't leave 595 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: this cow out there. Well, and then there's like a 596 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: whole other like sub story to this about you're supposed 597 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: to save the horns is like a tribute and I'm like, 598 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do all this. So there's all 599 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 1: these different things. Thank God for Tony and thank God 600 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 1: for Steve because with Tony's dad dad's help, they knew 601 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,200 Speaker 1: what to do. I didn't participate. I just said a 602 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: little prayer and was sad for the cow. So that 603 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 1: was Wednesday, and your boyfriend stood up to the place 604 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: like he stood up. He dealt with it, and he 605 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: told him jar and I FaceTime him. He looked like 606 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 1: he had been through hell and back and he's like 607 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: I saw things. Nobody. He goes, have you ever seen 608 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,120 Speaker 1: the Godfather? And I was like, oh, Fox, say no more. 609 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to know anything because I just want 610 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: to like yeah, anyways, and then he killed a Rattlesnake. 611 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: He was so proud of himself. This guy's really earning 612 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 1: his girl scout stripes over here, boy scout, you know 613 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: little vest that he's going to be wearing. But yeah, 614 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 1: so it was sad, but it's also great. So many 615 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: different projects, so many different things. The baby chicks are growing. 616 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: I know you don't care about that. Yeah, you don't 617 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: care about that. So many eggs. Oh my god, every 618 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 1: day egg I feel I'm like always surprised. I'm like, 619 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: oh my god, look there's another egg. It's like, do 620 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 1: you even eat eggs? Like when you have an egg 621 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 1: in the morning. Oh, Steve this morning made biscuits and 622 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: scrambled eggs for my dad and I. Oh yeah, just 623 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 1: kay what it is? Jared? And we need I've been 624 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 1: looking for a Jarrett my whole life and finally found it. Anyways, 625 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: So yeah, Ranch life is great. I only have a 626 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: few more days of it because then we are back 627 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,200 Speaker 1: to life, back to reality. It is July thirty first, 628 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,280 Speaker 1: as we record this episode, and you and I are 629 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,120 Speaker 1: back at it. I have a game, well that preseason game, 630 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,080 Speaker 1: but we are. We've been saying this for months. Are 631 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: Punky Brewster? Is that you also look at all your 632 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,560 Speaker 1: own hair. Oh god, this is one thing you guys 633 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 1: are just listening. Aaron's hair is like luscious locks. No 634 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,840 Speaker 1: it's not. It's gonna it's about to be all fried 635 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 1: off because of all the styling we're going to do. 636 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 1: That's one thing. As much as I do love our job, 637 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,760 Speaker 1: can I tell you one thing I don't want to do? 638 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 1: Dress up? Pack wear a ton of makeup. That's it. 639 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 1: I love it, and I think I wanted you to 640 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 1: look this. I'm a boy. I'm a straight up boy. 641 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,120 Speaker 1: I stink. I don't do my hair. I just throw 642 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: on a hat and I put on makeup the other 643 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: day because I actually had to be on like a 644 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 1: real call for I don't know, try to make money 645 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 1: to pay for this ranch. I got off there and 646 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: I was like, what is this paint by numbers I'm 647 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 1: doing with my face? Like I look a hundred. I 648 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,040 Speaker 1: used to wear so much makeup, so much makeup, and 649 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,920 Speaker 1: even when I put it on now, I'm like, I 650 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: feel like it makes me look older. It makes anyone else. 651 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: All you girls that are wearing so much makeup, stop it, 652 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,640 Speaker 1: take it off, stop it, put it tails on it, 653 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 1: take off your makeup and the window. Put that down 654 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 1: too while you're at it. Here's the thing, I just like, 655 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,240 Speaker 1: can you imagine if we got to do a football 656 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: game in just like a baseball hat, a T shirt? Wow? 657 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 1: T shirt? Oh okay, actually, actually it would be this. 658 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: It would be this. I wonder who we're talking about AnyWho? 659 00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: So wonder Yeah? My god, who sings that? Uh? Thank you? 660 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 1: Kurt Kurt from love Field. Kurt are wonderful producer who's 661 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 1: filling in for Ryan as a producer. Kurt also has 662 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,200 Speaker 1: the unenviable task of putting these episodes together and editing 663 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: out things and making captions where we'll text him later 664 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: and be like, oh, can you actually check that out? 665 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,880 Speaker 1: That might get us in trouble. So imagine the unedited Kurt. 666 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: Kurt knows where all the bodies are buried at this point, 667 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,640 Speaker 1: and the cab at this point. My god, what a time? 668 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 1: All right, girl? I love you and I'm so proud 669 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,720 Speaker 1: of you. You are a mom of a one month 670 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: old baby. You're doing great, and he's just as cute 671 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,200 Speaker 1: as can be and I just love, love, love love 672 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: love him. And you are killing rattlesnakes. You are getting 673 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,880 Speaker 1: the eggs in the morning. You are hanging the cow's 674 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: head to save that. No, God, you were really even 675 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,120 Speaker 1: our boss. God love him. Eric Shangsy used to had 676 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: a moment in Vegas. Yes, we were all over served. 677 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 1: But he goes, I am so proud of you, Kurt. 678 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 1: He did say that, and I was like, oh my god, 679 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: thank you for saying that. Shanks. Well, I can't wait 680 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: to give him the update. Oh my god, he's being 681 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: on that text shame. I will two weeks later. But 682 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:16,240 Speaker 1: that's fine. He's busy. Go Usa. I love you. Give 683 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,520 Speaker 1: Mack a kiss for me and you guys, as we 684 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,479 Speaker 1: say every week, seriously, thank you for caring about our lives. 685 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,720 Speaker 1: Thank you for caring about our pregame submitting questions, and 686 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 1: please weigh in on two things. I need help on 687 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 1: the window the protocol on the windows situation took putting 688 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: that down in the morning. And also for all of 689 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,280 Speaker 1: you that want children or don't want children, I think 690 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,800 Speaker 1: this is an important conversation. Yes, and all you massive 691 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,560 Speaker 1: swifty fans, help us get your girl to go on 692 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:49,280 Speaker 1: a date with Godfather. Speaking of Godfather, Travis Kelsey, come on, Taylor, 693 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,960 Speaker 1: that's I feel like we're doing a petition to like 694 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: get a law past. We're like, we're collecting as many 695 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,040 Speaker 1: signatures as we can to encourage Travis Kelsey and Taylor 696 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: Swift is the next couple any who Love you Guys, 697 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: love you, E Bye, Kurt. Calm Down with Erin and 698 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:12,040 Speaker 1: Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 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