WEBVTT - Miss noTORIous (Part 2)

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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We should talk about Ottawa.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was in New York with my first husband, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 2>and things were not going great. And Mike and Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>why were you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>In New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you bought You bought so many persons that year.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to go do a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, okay, I got this wrong. Okay, I know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So no, the story goes this. I was going into

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<v Speaker 2>debt because I had spent thirty thousand dollars on Rachel's

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<v Speaker 2>styled me for a two day weekend, and and I

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<v Speaker 2>am in anticipation that I was going to be back

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<v Speaker 2>and making the big books on a big series on NBC. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't go. Then, in the middle of VH one,

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<v Speaker 2>wondering if they were going to pick it up or not,

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<v Speaker 2>I got offered a Lifetime TV movie and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>dreading going It was going to film in Ottawa, Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>And to be honest, I don't think I even read

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<v Speaker 2>the script. I think it was called Mind Over Murder.

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<v Speaker 2>I started to read, and I'm like, it's fine, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna like and The odd part is my

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<v Speaker 2>husband at the time was super positive and encouraging, and

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<v Speaker 2>he said, you should do this and this is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be great and told me all the positive things about

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. I was like, you're right, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>should be grateful and I should. You know, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>starring role in a lifetime movie. I should go and

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<v Speaker 2>do it. So the other stuff I had bought from

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<v Speaker 2>Rachel's besides like cause I was like, oh, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a two day thing. And then I'm like, oh, She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>but you need this and you need this. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I do, Yeah, I do the new me. So I

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<v Speaker 2>packed all that up that I'd never even need while

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<v Speaker 2>I was filming for Ottawa in three weeks.

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<v Speaker 5>At this point when you did that movie, we had

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<v Speaker 5>just been picked up by v H one for ten episodes,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know, the pilot was going to be the first,

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<v Speaker 5>so we had we had to break nine stories. So

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<v Speaker 5>Ruthan calls and she's like, listen, I know, you guys

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<v Speaker 5>need need to meet with Tory. But she's in New

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<v Speaker 5>York and then she's going to Ottawa and we're like

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<v Speaker 5>why and she's like, oh, I mean, you know, she

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<v Speaker 5>just she needs, she needs, she needs to work. But

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<v Speaker 5>we met you in New York and great, we broke.

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<v Speaker 5>We broke those nine episodes in your apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, I just want to say one story. When we came.

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<v Speaker 4>We came to New York, and I feel like it

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<v Speaker 4>was the first time we saw you and you had

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<v Speaker 4>like blood on your forehead.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell that story, Mike. I'm sorry, I'm about to tell

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<v Speaker 2>that story.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. I don't know, I don't know what's happening

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<v Speaker 4>at least just at the stage were meeting you in

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<v Speaker 4>your apartment to break these stories in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>In New York, so I was staying in my friend

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<v Speaker 2>Jennifer's apartment. She was away for the summer, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was staying in her apartments. My first husband, we had

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<v Speaker 2>just been married one year. He was staying with me,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he was going to Massachusetts right to see

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<v Speaker 2>his family and I was going to go to Autawa

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<v Speaker 2>film my movie. Now, Zach Quinto was also in New

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<v Speaker 2>York because at the time, so I was with him predominantly,

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<v Speaker 2>and he was staying at my apartment with me, which

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<v Speaker 2>was my friend Jennifer's apartment. And yeah, we were staying

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<v Speaker 2>there and I was just like I was telling him

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm not happy, like I feel like I can't

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<v Speaker 2>be myself in front of my first husband. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like a it was like a situation. And then on

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<v Speaker 2>top of that, you guys flew out so we could

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<v Speaker 2>have meetings before I went to Ottawa, and I set

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<v Speaker 2>up this because I was like, I you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>love a good psychic. I was like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what to do. I'm at a crossroads. I'm married. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought I was doing the right thing. I turned thirty

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I've always ate the bad boys,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and it's time to date someone great. And

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<v Speaker 2>he had a great family and he was great and

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<v Speaker 2>he was a writer and super good guy. And but

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there was a side to me that he

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't like, which, you know, not that he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>like it. It was too dirty for him and too

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<v Speaker 2>you know. But that's a big part of.

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<v Speaker 3>Me is he was trying to tone you down.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard to tone me down. Many have tried to

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<v Speaker 2>break me. Haven't even successful like that Philly, that won't

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<v Speaker 2>be broken. Oh my god, it's like an entre now.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not anymore. Wait, so, so I'm not the

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<v Speaker 2>filling that that cougar that won't be broken. That doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>sound sexy anymore, does it anyway? So I was like

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<v Speaker 2>a friend who was actually his friend had been like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I went to New Orleans and there was a high

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<v Speaker 2>voodoo priestess and she had helped me through all these

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<v Speaker 2>issues and she had a lot of dating stuff I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>and it like changed her life around dating.

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<v Speaker 3>And this was a friend of Zach or a friend

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<v Speaker 3>of sorry, friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Charlie my best yeah, his best friend Kelly. And

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<v Speaker 2>she had told me about it, and so I didn't say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm kind of second guessing things with Charlie

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know what to do because it's only

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<v Speaker 2>a year into the marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't think I knew that part of it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was like, yeah, she had seen her in

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<v Speaker 2>New Orleans during what during Marti Gras and yeah, during

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<v Speaker 2>Marty Gras, and she had done this like stuff on

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<v Speaker 2>her and she was like it works, it works. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like okay, and she's like, but she resides

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<v Speaker 2>in Brooklyn, so if you're ever there, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's probably not going to happen. But I was in

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<v Speaker 2>New York. I was going through this crisis. Zach was

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<v Speaker 2>staying with the department. You guys were flying in. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my gosh, I was acting out. I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like, I'm not happy in this marriage. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I got to set this. And Maron

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<v Speaker 2>was actually who played who Zach's character Sasan is based on.

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<v Speaker 2>He was also in New York and that particular day,

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<v Speaker 2>I like found the number I called. I booked this

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<v Speaker 2>appointment with Mama Lola in Brooklyn, and I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. Morn and I were supposed to do

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<v Speaker 2>it together and he ended up canceling on me and

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<v Speaker 2>flaked on me, and I was like, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in. I never went anywhere by myself at that

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<v Speaker 2>point or now ever why I had so many kids,

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like I remember being like, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do it. I'm at a crossroads. I

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<v Speaker 2>need to find someone to give me advice. So I

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<v Speaker 2>I was scared. I didn't at the time. There weren't

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<v Speaker 2>ubers and stuff right, and I was gonna take a

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<v Speaker 2>taxi in New York because I was like a Beverly

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<v Speaker 2>Hills girl and didn't know. So I think I hired

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<v Speaker 2>like a limo company to take me, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to meet with you guys afterwards. So I had

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<v Speaker 2>set it up and we were going to meet for

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<v Speaker 2>lunch and break some stories. And before that, I fit

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<v Speaker 2>in Mama Lola. So I get taken down to Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like this little house and if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the story, you should know the story. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it was genius. It was straight out of like a

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<v Speaker 2>horror film, you guys, like. I walked in and there

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<v Speaker 2>was like candles burning and like what was And they

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<v Speaker 2>took me down to a basement, you guys, abasement like

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's like things you never come back from. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was so like this has this has to have

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<v Speaker 2>an ending, like this is going to help me. And

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<v Speaker 2>long story short, she was like, do you like chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm fine with chicken. It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I prefer steak, but cool, and she meant, are you

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<v Speaker 2>fine with chicken? Because she sacrificed a chicken in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me. She put like the chicken's blood and she

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<v Speaker 2>was saying things like her life for your life, her

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<v Speaker 2>life for your life. And I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my life and then and like smearing the

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<v Speaker 2>chicken blood on me. And I was so terrified that

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like trying to stay like present in

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<v Speaker 2>my body. And then remember, oh, remember she said, give

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<v Speaker 2>me your underwear, so I gave her. So I gave

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<v Speaker 2>her my g string and and she said she had

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<v Speaker 2>to go bury it somewhere. I have to go bury it.

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<v Speaker 2>She was going to bury it. And then and then

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<v Speaker 2>I and then this was all said and done. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, and she was going to

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<v Speaker 2>change things, and things weren't right in my love life.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like I know, I know, and and

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<v Speaker 2>things weren't right financially. I was like, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like, it's all going to get better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all going to change. And I had to do.

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<v Speaker 2>She gave me these potions. I had to like I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't take a bath, right, I had to like stay

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<v Speaker 2>in this. And I had like crusty like blood, like

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<v Speaker 2>a cross of a chicken blood across my forehead and

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<v Speaker 2>she had put all this other stuff on me. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>remember the I.

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<v Speaker 5>Was just gonna say that, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>She do that, and I my god, I remember it.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to get traumatized.

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<v Speaker 5>When Mike and I showed up at the apartment, it

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<v Speaker 5>was the first time we'd seen you.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't I met you lunch on the Upper east

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<v Speaker 4>Side somewhere, I thought.

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<v Speaker 5>Correct and I don't want to say anything, and of

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<v Speaker 5>course Mike is immediately it's like, oh god, Tori.

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<v Speaker 3>It looked terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>So at the time I didn't realize. I was so

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<v Speaker 2>traumatized that she slaughtered a chicken in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a huge animal lover. I was just like terrified.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a basement, you guys, concrete Like the light

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<v Speaker 2>if there's a light, it was like a light bulb swinging.

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<v Speaker 2>There were candles. There were all these statues, remember with

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<v Speaker 2>big cocks, Like it was like it's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>like a god like thing. I don't know. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like I was like, this is like Silence of the Lambs.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like every horror film.

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<v Speaker 6>I seens like a fertility She did stuff with people

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<v Speaker 6>for that too. So there was a lot of statues

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<v Speaker 6>with very large like penises all up and down the

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<v Speaker 6>staircase in this concrete basement, and I just like, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know. I didn't I didn't think I was gonna die,

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<v Speaker 6>but I thought I was gonna die, but I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, no, you watch too many horror films. I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>my overactive creative imagination is finally coming to fruition in

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<v Speaker 2>this one story. And I'm never gonna make it out

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<v Speaker 2>alive to even tell people about this, which is wild

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<v Speaker 2>because this is what I do. Crazy things happened to me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I tell people about it and we you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we make podcasts about it. Here we go. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I did make it out, but she said you have

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<v Speaker 2>to come back in one day, and she had given

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<v Speaker 2>me for a milk bath, and I was like, come back,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to come back here. And I was like

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<v Speaker 2>what do I owe you? And she's like it was

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<v Speaker 2>donation based. I think I gave her two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what to do and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe I have to come back here. So

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<v Speaker 2>I said, okay, but I remember going to meet you

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<v Speaker 2>guys sitting in the back of you know, I rented

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<v Speaker 2>a limo, and I was just like, this is what

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like to be the last girl standing, like

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<v Speaker 2>main character energy. You're like the final girl in the

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<v Speaker 2>horror film and you're going down. You've left the scene

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<v Speaker 2>and you've made it. And I was literally like sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there staring into nothing. I was like, I was traumatized.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I then ran to the restaurant because I was late,

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<v Speaker 2>and I sat down, and you guys noticed that, like

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<v Speaker 2>something wasn't right. The reason we really noticed something is

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<v Speaker 2>Mike goes ill tarring, you have something on your forehand,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like what. And meanwhile they had ordered lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike always orders chicken, and I hadn't told them this story.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't even speak yet, and he had just ordered chicken,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he goes, what's on your forehead? We realized

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<v Speaker 2>that there was the chicken's dried blood in a cross

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<v Speaker 2>across my forehead and we're sitting in this upscale restaurant,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's like picking it off and anyway, I then

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<v Speaker 2>go I just like the diarrhea. I tell them the

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<v Speaker 2>entire story of what just happened, and they promptly said

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<v Speaker 2>that's going to be an episode, and it was. And

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<v Speaker 2>who starred in and his mama, Lola.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoop Goldberg, who we had just done a show with

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<v Speaker 4>her and she's so fantastic. We loved her. We still

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<v Speaker 4>love her. And she knew your father of course from

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<v Speaker 4>soap dish and I'm sure other things, and she knew

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<v Speaker 4>you and she was just like so game and was

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<v Speaker 4>just really fun and I had no idea she would

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<v Speaker 4>really do.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we called him, We're like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if you really do this. She loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>We had the best time. And she doesn't fly, so

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<v Speaker 2>she has like she took her bus like a tour bus,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys, and took it to La to film with

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<v Speaker 2>us for a week and it was still to this

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<v Speaker 2>day one of the best experiences. I was so terrified

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, how could I ever Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel worthy of performing against Whoopi Goldberg and Jumpin'

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Flash was like my old time favorite movie. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>not like one of her like major ones, like, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying like that was. I was such a

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<v Speaker 2>huge fan of that movie, which I ended up telling

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<v Speaker 2>her at one point she was like, wait, it was underrated.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like best one.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh God.

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<v Speaker 4>Chris and I ended up directing episodes, and I can't

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<v Speaker 4>remember which one of us was directing that episode. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it was me. Actually we did.

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<v Speaker 7>We did a coin toss and you you won the

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<v Speaker 7>Whoopy episode, So that was a whole nother layer to it,

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<v Speaker 7>but that that was just indicative of the show, like

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<v Speaker 7>we were all such a team collaborating and working together

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<v Speaker 7>that like the directors, if they couldn't get on the

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<v Speaker 7>same page, it would which most of them could, but

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<v Speaker 7>if they could end, if we had the twist arms,

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<v Speaker 7>it was not good.

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<v Speaker 4>So that, to their great credit and to my forever gratefulness,

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<v Speaker 4>they allowed Chris and I to direct, which was, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>our first directing stuff, and it was it was super

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<v Speaker 4>fun for us, I hope for you it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you tell this story? What did Whatopi Goldberg say

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<v Speaker 2>about me and what she wanted to do with me?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's so funny. I didn't know that you even

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<v Speaker 5>knew this. I was just going to tell the story

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<v Speaker 5>that she wanted to do a remake of Baby Jane

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<v Speaker 5>with Torri Spelling.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that what she said?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And I took that as a compliment. What do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>To this day, the three of us still talk about that,

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<v Speaker 2>like we should get that. Whatever happened to Baby Jane

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<v Speaker 2>remake with me and Whoopy Goldberg? Like hello, wait, that's

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<v Speaker 2>like a traveling show. That's our list of something we'll

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<v Speaker 2>never do perfect anyway. But anyway, so that storyline was created,

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<v Speaker 2>which later became an episode, like we said, which Whoopy

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<v Speaker 2>Goldberg was in. But the next day I had to

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<v Speaker 2>go to Ottawa and do this Lifetime movie. And I

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<v Speaker 2>had convinced Chris and Mike or maybe Ruth Anne had

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<v Speaker 2>that since I was scared of flying, right, or it

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<v Speaker 2>was a passport issue, why was I not.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking from New York to Ottawa Because you said you

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<v Speaker 4>were scared of flying on a small plane and there

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<v Speaker 4>were only small planes, so that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't want to prop.

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<v Speaker 4>We were on this fucking limo forever, and I'll i'll need.

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<v Speaker 2>To go through the border, remember because my passport something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we got to the border and you didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>your fucking passport in my life. We had to like

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<v Speaker 4>go around and then somehow I like I never knew

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<v Speaker 4>there's like a VIP passport thing where they were able

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<v Speaker 4>to like fax your passport to some other. But it

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<v Speaker 4>was like it was a huge delay and.

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<v Speaker 2>I was ten hours.

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<v Speaker 3>We were ten hours in this limo.

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<v Speaker 5>And my favorite thing is Tori had been on Mike

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<v Speaker 5>for months about wearing birkenstocks because they were they were

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<v Speaker 5>not particularly fashionable at that moment, and Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>They are now, but at the.

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<v Speaker 5>Time she'd be like, oh God, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 5>have to look at those. And so we're we're at

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<v Speaker 5>like our seven and all of a sudden, the power

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<v Speaker 5>window goes down and we're on the freeway going like

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<v Speaker 5>sixty miles an hour or whatever, and I see her

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<v Speaker 5>pick up his Burkens Tuck. She's dangling it out the

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<v Speaker 5>window as if he's just gonna let.

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<v Speaker 3>It go flying. And then he's like, no, toy, give

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<v Speaker 3>me my show. And it was like brother and sister.

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<v Speaker 3>It was very cool.

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<v Speaker 4>But then she when we were in Ottawa, she ended

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<v Speaker 4>up throwing it off the roof of the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever find it?

0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I found it. Otherwise otherwise you would have gotten

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<v Speaker 4>a bill, of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course I would. So yeah, ten hour drive and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, don't worry, We're going to break so many

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<v Speaker 2>stories and episodes. I don't think we got much done

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<v Speaker 2>during that ride, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Not during that ride, but we got we have like

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<v Speaker 5>the whole season broken in just a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 5>Like it's the little white board sheets that we had

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<v Speaker 5>up on the wall and your in.

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<v Speaker 2>My hotel, my hotel, Yeah, in Ottawa, the magic Markers.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we certainly broke the Mama Lola story, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And we also broke Canada, which was based.

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<v Speaker 3>On on that stay.

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<v Speaker 2>That stay in Canada when.

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<v Speaker 5>You walked into the shower and you come out, You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>there's soap and shampoo dispensers.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so naive then. Now that would be considered

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<v Speaker 2>a good hotel. If they have, I'd be like winning.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is also the trip where I met Dean,

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<v Speaker 2>because Dean was my leading man, and everyone knows how

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<v Speaker 2>the story went, but Mike and Chris were with me,

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<v Speaker 2>and there was going to be a cast dinner and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like all the producers and me and Dean

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<v Speaker 2>because he was the leading man and we had just

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<v Speaker 2>met that day, and we ended up going out for

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<v Speaker 2>a cast dinner, and I convinced Mike and Chris to go,

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<v Speaker 2>and they went, and then afterwards we decided to go

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<v Speaker 2>out for drinks. Mike went home, Chris stayed with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I still ish Ish and I still tell Chris to

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<v Speaker 2>this day that I blame him for everything. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>blame you. I should thank you, because I had Dean

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<v Speaker 2>and I have five beautiful children together.

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<v Speaker 5>But we do. I'm trying to remember did we all

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<v Speaker 5>meet in the lobby. I have this memory of being

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<v Speaker 5>in the lobby before the dinner. Is that was that

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<v Speaker 5>the moment you met Dean the first time? Or had

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<v Speaker 5>you met him earlier in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>So I met him earlier in the day. I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in the director's office and I remember I had

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<v Speaker 2>gone into wardrobe first, and I was like, I was

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<v Speaker 2>so not invested in this like TV movie, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was just going because I was like I should be

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<v Speaker 2>doing it right now to pay the bills, like oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, and yeah. I didn't even ask who the

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<v Speaker 2>leading man was. And when I got to wardrobe, they

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<v Speaker 2>had like xerox pictures of all the casts on the

0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:38.920
<v Speaker 2>wall and they said, oh, have you met your leading

0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.359
<v Speaker 2>man Dean McDermott, And I said no, when they said, oh,

0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.199
<v Speaker 2>it's him, and they pointed to a picture of a

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<v Speaker 2>guy and it was a totally like clean cut, like

0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:50.960
<v Speaker 2>look like a cop type role. He always played detective,

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<v Speaker 2>so he had a headshot like that and I was like, oh,

0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I go hmm. And I remember like thinking, oh, that's

0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:00.480
<v Speaker 2>a bummer, but not like hello, your mayor. But I

0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.520
<v Speaker 2>was like not happy, and I was just looking for

0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:07.119
<v Speaker 2>some like approval, like some excitement. So I was like, oh,

0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:11.480
<v Speaker 2>my leading man's not that cute. Whatever, fine, And then

0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I went and met with the director and I was

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<v Speaker 2>talking with the director and sitting across from him at

0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:20.439
<v Speaker 2>his desk, and there was a knock at the door

0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:24.520
<v Speaker 2>and he said, oh, Dean's here, you should meet and

0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:27.120
<v Speaker 2>he opened the door and I remember I turned around

0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:31.119
<v Speaker 2>looking over my left shoulder and looking up and we

0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:34.680
<v Speaker 2>locked eyes and he was totally different than what I expected.

0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:37.800
<v Speaker 2>He was totally like his hair was longer, he was scruffy,

0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:41.960
<v Speaker 2>he was dressed cool and his blue eyes and I

0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:45.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh god, I'm in trouble. Like he was hot,

0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:49.320
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, that's the first time we met. And then

0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:52.360
<v Speaker 2>the lobby, like he really sealed the deal that night

0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:54.720
<v Speaker 2>because he I remember I came down to the lobby

0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:58.000
<v Speaker 2>and he was like he looked down and he was

0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:01.879
<v Speaker 2>like at my purse and he was like Balenciaga. I

0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:04.159
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my gosh, you know purses. I was

0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:06.040
<v Speaker 2>like yes, And then I was like, do you know

0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Rachel Zoe So anyway, I had just got this new

0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:11.000
<v Speaker 2>purse that I can't afford. No, I didn't tell him that,

0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:14.400
<v Speaker 2>but the timeline adds up. But I was so impressed

0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:16.640
<v Speaker 2>that he knew purses. And then you guys met him,

0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:18.520
<v Speaker 2>and then we went to dinner, and then we went

0:21:18.560 --> 0:21:23.400
<v Speaker 2>to a bar, and then I kissed him, right Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember see, I'm not remembering the bar. I'm remembering the dinner.

0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:31.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm remembering the dinner because I thought, oh, these two

0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:34.439
<v Speaker 5>were cute together. They're gonna have They're gonna have good

0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:35.960
<v Speaker 5>chemistry in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just interject my recollection? Although I was not

0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:46.080
<v Speaker 1>there was you guys were photographed you and Dean and

0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:48.560
<v Speaker 1>you were like sitting on his lap or you were

0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:50.200
<v Speaker 1>straddling him in the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>That wasn't that night. That That that came later into

0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.640
<v Speaker 2>the shoot once he and I were full on together

0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.359
<v Speaker 2>and we were like, shoot, we're both gonna have to

0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:03.080
<v Speaker 2>go home to our spouses. What are we going to do?

0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:07.520
<v Speaker 2>And somebody did snap a picture which was leaked to

0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:10.080
<v Speaker 2>the press, and it was like it's going to come out.

0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:20.520
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that was a whole other story. Take us

0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:22.440
<v Speaker 2>back to the night. I'm Chris, you know I have

0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:26.159
<v Speaker 2>a photographic memory. I'm looking at you right now because

0:22:26.520 --> 0:22:29.359
<v Speaker 2>we're in a leather booth at a bar, and I

0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:33.119
<v Speaker 2>literally started to climb over you to get to Dean

0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:36.960
<v Speaker 2>and you were laughing, but you were like no, no,

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.080
<v Speaker 2>But I did it anyway because the more you said no,

0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:40.320
<v Speaker 2>the more I wanted to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I blocked it out because you know.

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<v Speaker 5>My memory is the next day Charlie came and I

0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:51.280
<v Speaker 5>saw him out of the corner of my eye, and

0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:54.760
<v Speaker 5>I toy, I hid, I hid behind there was like

0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:57.360
<v Speaker 5>a column in the lobby, and I hid and went

0:22:57.440 --> 0:22:58.080
<v Speaker 5>the other way.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's some part of me that was afraid to

0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:00.920
<v Speaker 3>see him.

0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:05.639
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so it did happen that way. And then you

0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:08.320
<v Speaker 2>said you were going home, and I was like, don't

0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:11.359
<v Speaker 2>leave me. If you leave me, something's gonna happen, like

0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:15.000
<v Speaker 2>daring you like to stay and stop me. And you

0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:18.280
<v Speaker 2>went home and so forever I was like, it's your fault.

0:23:18.400 --> 0:23:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 2>We had sex like first night, like oh my god,

0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:23.560
<v Speaker 2>a kimbley, I did this? What am I going to do?

0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:28.280
<v Speaker 2>And the next day my husband was Charlie was flying

0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:31.560
<v Speaker 2>in to see me and stay for a week and

0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:34.040
<v Speaker 2>that's what Chris is referring to that he was in

0:23:34.080 --> 0:23:37.000
<v Speaker 2>the lobby when Charlie checked in the next day, and

0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:39.080
<v Speaker 2>it was after I had told him do you and

0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:41.399
<v Speaker 2>I slept together last night? And da da and then

0:23:41.800 --> 0:23:43.120
<v Speaker 2>and so you hid.

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<v Speaker 5>I hid, And I swear to God, I'm blocking. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>blocking you telling me this. I just remember when we

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<v Speaker 5>all came back. You were very hard to reach, and

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<v Speaker 5>Mike was very suspicious and he's like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>I think she's up to something. And I was like, oh, Mike,

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<v Speaker 5>She's like it's it's bad cell signal.

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<v Speaker 3>They're in Canada. Like it's like they had.

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<v Speaker 2>Three weeks of the shoot, like we fell madly in

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<v Speaker 2>love and we were together in our own little world,

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<v Speaker 2>pretending that reality didn't back home in La with our

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<v Speaker 2>partners and with families, and it's just telling friends and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys were like, something's up. I remember Zach and

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<v Speaker 2>Morn both being like, what's going on. I'd be like nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember telling no. I told Maron and Zach over

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<v Speaker 2>text that and it was like yeah and that. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I want to move to Canada, and they were.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, what you told me at your welcome back party

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<v Speaker 5>in Beverly Hills. You told me in the bathroom the.

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<v Speaker 2>Dean and I were together, and yeah, oh is that

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<v Speaker 2>the night with James Carponella. And he was there and

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<v Speaker 2>Zach was there.

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<v Speaker 5>And James had no idea Zach, Zach knew, but you

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<v Speaker 5>had told me. So I came out of the bathroom

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<v Speaker 5>with this usually the information, and.

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<v Speaker 3>James is going, what what? What just happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 5>He' said no, come on what I'm like, it was

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<v Speaker 5>so uncomfortable. And then Charlie was there, and then Charlie,

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<v Speaker 5>you wanted to go to a gay bar with Zach

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<v Speaker 5>and whoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Wants. I was scared. I don't know what to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I haven't seen you in three weeks. Like this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know your friends are welcome party, that's great, but

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<v Speaker 2>like now I want to go home with my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, you know, we all want

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<v Speaker 2>to go to this gay bar. It'll be fun and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be coming, and he's like, this is and then

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<v Speaker 2>he turned to me and he goes, this is over

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<v Speaker 2>if you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, I remember I heard that.

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<v Speaker 5>I heard him say if you go to that gay bar,

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<v Speaker 5>this marriage is over.

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<v Speaker 3>And I remember thinking, and I turned.

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<v Speaker 2>And I turned around and promptly screamed, who's coming with me?

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<v Speaker 2>And I hadn't at the time what was pissed? And

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<v Speaker 2>he went home and then we didn't go to Foo Bar.

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<v Speaker 2>We went back to wait where we go oh and

0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Bill and Scout were there right, and we went back

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<v Speaker 2>to Susannah Marcel's house. Marcel, oh my gosh, and came

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<v Speaker 2>over and I told everyone everything, all my friends, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like and they were just all like jaws,

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<v Speaker 2>like what And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna leave Charlie,

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<v Speaker 2>and Teen's gonna leave Mary Joe and we're gonna be together.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were like what just happened the last three weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>And then to top it all off, I was like,

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 2>Mama Lola called this. I was like that poor chicken

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<v Speaker 2>had to die for this, But it was a meaning

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<v Speaker 2>like it was because I was supposed to like find

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<v Speaker 2>new and true love my soulmates.

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<v Speaker 5>I just remember thinking, and I didn't know you that

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<v Speaker 5>well at the time, but I knew you enough to

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<v Speaker 5>know that you were not good with confrontation with the

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 5>ripping band aids off, and I just remember thinking, how

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 5>how was she going to have that conversation like I was,

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<v Speaker 5>I was worried for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Like didn't I was so scared. I had to do

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<v Speaker 2>it with my therapist in the office and him.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm remembering now those were your words you in that bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>You were like, this is my soulmate.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I don't know if we want to talk about this,

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<v Speaker 8>but it was like it created a lot of drama

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 8>at VH one because you had sort of just had

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<v Speaker 8>on the front page of People Magazine, on the cover

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:35.919
<v Speaker 8>People Magazine, your big marriage to Charlie at the mansion.

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<v Speaker 2>A million dollar wedding on the Yeah, you were getting

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:38.400
<v Speaker 2>a magazine.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like this kind of americ You're kind of getting

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<v Speaker 4>in the American sweetheart territory, improbably after all this time,

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.360
<v Speaker 4>and then this was just like blew it up. And

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<v Speaker 4>so was like, oh my god, because the marketing obviously

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:55.320
<v Speaker 4>was so tied to you and your persona, and this

0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:58.399
<v Speaker 4>was like, Okay, now she's getting pressed as like the

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<v Speaker 4>home wrecker and the whole are and the slut the Jezebel.

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:09.640
<v Speaker 3>Which is so unfair because you're not even that slutty.

0:28:11.080 --> 0:28:18.440
<v Speaker 2>That flutty I know, Donna Martin the Virgin always wanted

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 2>to be a slut, never been one.

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Donna Martin gratuated.

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<v Speaker 2>And then procreated and appropriated and appropriated and procreate and procreated.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, tell us the acts funny line.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, when when we were shooting, you were so you know,

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:37.960
<v Speaker 5>the relationship with Dean was so new and fresh, and

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 5>you guys were so in love and inseparable all the time.

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 3>And then they're like starting.

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 2>He was there every day in my trails, every day,

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<v Speaker 2>all the time, having sex like in between every.

0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 5>We all new and and and there started being these

0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 5>rumors that you were gonna you know, you can't, you

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 5>can wait to have babies. And I was like terrified

0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 5>that you were going to become pregnant during the show,

0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 5>and Zach quin to torry, you can't the baby. You

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 5>can barely sustain life. For what.

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I could barely take care of myself. How

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:22.480
<v Speaker 2>could you stay in life?

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 4>Yet? Definitely, remember after one of those late nights in

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<v Speaker 4>the editing room and you wanted us to get some snacks,

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<v Speaker 4>and we got you a yogurt, but there was no spoon,

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 4>and you were like too lazy to go up and

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<v Speaker 4>get a spoon. You're in the yogurt with your hands,

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<v Speaker 4>with your.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, it was a catchup packet. She was

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<v Speaker 5>dipping the Ketchup packet into the yogurt and then sucking

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<v Speaker 5>the yogurt off the Ketchup packet.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, sounds good to me.

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<v Speaker 3>He's resourceful, resourceful, and you know what.

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<v Speaker 5>The other thing that's kind of nice is you're not,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what, up tight. You don't have to be fancy,

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<v Speaker 5>you'll you'll. She's a girl who eat yogurt off ketch

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<v Speaker 5>Up pockets.

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<v Speaker 1>Mhm