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Speaker 1: This is okay o, b I'm Samuel Daughter and I'm

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Speaker 1: John Fry and we tell the funniest stories on the Internet.

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Speaker 1: And John, I heard you have a story about good

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Speaker 1: friends and new friends.

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Speaker 2: You know I do. Maybe maybe even a broken heart.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, maybe you guys everything a great story needs,

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Speaker 1: like The Princess Bride.

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Speaker 2: That's right, great movie, by the way, it is a

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Speaker 2: good movie. Great movie. Good it's great. Am I the

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Speaker 2: a hole for suggesting to my fiance we bring the

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Speaker 2: boys to the honeymoon? The boy some boys? The boys.

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Speaker 2: If I'm more than the boys, definitely not the a

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Speaker 2: hole I found one of the boys. I'm just trying

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Speaker 2: to have a good time. Like, well, that's a great friend,

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Speaker 2: right there. Let's go to Venice. Let's get some drinks.

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Speaker 2: Let's good time. You know what's intrude on your romantic

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Speaker 2: you know? Night Chug chug chug. Bring the bachelor party

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Speaker 2: on the honeymoon. Good God, all right here we go.

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Speaker 2: Buckle up, everybody's go. I'm getting married, and seven months

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Speaker 2: and one week after the wedding, we're planning that our

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Speaker 2: honeymoon will be in a resort in our country, around

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Speaker 2: a two hour flight away.

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Speaker 1: Pretty good, okay, all right, resort you know in the country,

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Speaker 1: maybe your country.

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Speaker 2: Great. The place we were going has always been a

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Speaker 2: dream destination of me and the boys. The boys. This

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Speaker 2: hasn't been about, you know, the wife, and we don't

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Speaker 2: need her wedding dreams and dream for the boys. The

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Speaker 2: boys chug chug. Now. When I told them where we'd

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Speaker 2: plan to go on our honeymoon, they said, how jealous

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Speaker 2: they were, bro, how so jealous this was gonna be

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Speaker 2: the boys location. You're taking some chick that you barely know.

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Speaker 2: She's your wife. God, yeah, she's she's spending her one

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Speaker 2: of the boys. They said how jealous they were, and

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Speaker 2: how they wish that they could go with us. And

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Speaker 2: then tonightpie an idea. I told them that we could

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Speaker 2: consider the idea of making this a friend inclusive honeymoon.

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Speaker 2: I love What has anyone ever heard of? The friend

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Speaker 2: inclusive honeymoon? Moon is for your honey and the moon

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Speaker 2: showing some moons, big bitchy moons. This is this is

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Speaker 2: just him trying to like package this as the best

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Speaker 2: possible sounding you know, and lo and behold, the boys

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Speaker 2: are really excited about that idea. The boys love it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the boys, like this is the best friend ever.

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Speaker 1: He's going to sacrifice his marriage for the boys trip.

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Speaker 2: Sadly, for many years, we hadn't been able to plan

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Speaker 2: this trip with the boys to that place because of

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Speaker 2: our conflicting schedules. Oh oh, the tragedy, smallst violin. But

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Speaker 2: now this would be much easier for us to be

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Speaker 2: able to align all of our vacation days. Oh sweets

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Speaker 2: so easy. So I thought it would be a good choice.

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Speaker 2: I announce it to my fiance the other day, and

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Speaker 2: I thought she'd find it a cool idea. But lo

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Speaker 2: and behold, she got completely mad at me and started

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Speaker 2: crying and telling me how much of an inconsiderate a

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Speaker 2: hole I am.

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Speaker 3: It's your honeymoon, come, I must to be a representation

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Speaker 3: of your love across the sea, across the stars, into

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Speaker 3: infinity and beyond.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, whoa, what about the boy? I wonder

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Speaker 1: if it was in his wedding value, like I will

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Speaker 1: love you in sickness and in health, and with the boys.

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Speaker 2: I can imagine like he starts off like when me

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Speaker 2: and the boys first saw that pick of you on

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Speaker 2: Tinder and that banging bikini were like she would be

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Speaker 2: a great fit. I was like, I knew this is

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Speaker 2: the chick I wanted to bang for the rest of

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Speaker 2: my life. I tried to explain to her, I didn't

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Speaker 2: do it with malice, and I simply thought it would

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Speaker 2: be a good chance for the boys, the boys to

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Speaker 2: experience this with us. And I even told her he

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Speaker 2: checked this out. He even told her that she could

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Speaker 2: bring some of her own friends if they want to

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Speaker 2: join in.

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Speaker 1: Wow, wow, oh wow, so considered.

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Speaker 2: Le's make it a party. Yeah, let's make it a party.

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Speaker 1: I love it how it's like, hey, like this is

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Speaker 1: what me and the boys want to do. But like

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Speaker 1: if you want to invite your friends, you can't do

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Speaker 1: You can do that if you want, you know, like,

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Speaker 1: this is a boy's trip, honeymoon.

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Speaker 2: This is a honeymoon for the boys. Yeah, can we

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Speaker 2: even this ratio a little bit for the boys? Can

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Speaker 2: we ratio for the boys? Bite some of your hot

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Speaker 2: single friend for my boys? Ratio ratio?

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I think it's like, I think the

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Speaker 1: honeymoon is a little bit of a sasage party.

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Speaker 2: What do you mind? Oh my god, this is a

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Speaker 2: sausage party. OPI goes on to say, she told me

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Speaker 2: that I'm ridiculous for insisting that this is a good idea,

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Speaker 2: and how she felt horrible because I was being so

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Speaker 2: inconsiderate that I made the honeymoon into a friend trip

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Speaker 2: boy's trip when it's supposed to be about us too.

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Speaker 2: It is honeymoon, you fool honeymoon. She also says I'm

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Speaker 2: an even bigger a hole for discussing it with the

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Speaker 2: boys and getting them excited about it when I didn't

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Speaker 2: even consult her. And honestly, I think she's right about

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Speaker 2: that part that I might be the ahole. Oh my god, bro, Like, I,

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Speaker 2: let's just say it together, because I think we know

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Speaker 2: if Opie or I think we know if OPI is

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Speaker 2: the ahole or not? Three one got the ale? Oh

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Speaker 2: what op Opie closes with On that note, though I

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Speaker 2: didn't think this she would mind that much. I thought

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Speaker 2: that it sounded fun. You wanted the boys trip? I

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Speaker 2: thought it's hey, Sam, I thought it sounded fun. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a great idea. Okay, so can

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Speaker 2: we just can we just make this work? Yeah, let's

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Speaker 2: make us I think it's amazing. You hate it, Let's

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Speaker 2: do my thing? Wow? Oh man, But you know, what

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Speaker 2: you'll never hate doing.

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