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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: How many five hour energy bottles did you count in

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Speaker 2: the trash can? I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 3: Oh guys, fifty energy?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode. His fuel for

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Speaker 2: his parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes. Let's start it now.

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows they should probably cut back on sugar a

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Speaker 3: little bit. Oh yeah, maybe we'll start doing it tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that plan.

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Speaker 3: The next day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, when tomorrow comes obviously.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe after summer or no, wait, the holidays.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can't cut out sugar for that. We'll

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Speaker 3: do it after the holidays.

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Speaker 4: All right, next year.

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Speaker 2: Wait, this is like, this is a.

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Speaker 3: I like this plan that's coming up with here. It's

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Speaker 3: a broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We are disciplined.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, the American Heart Association just came out with

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Speaker 3: a recommendation setting a limit of nine added teaspoons of

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Speaker 3: sugar for men a day and just six teaspoons of

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: And are you surprised that every single state in America

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Speaker 3: is completely blowing past that.

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Speaker 4: Not America.

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Speaker 3: How The one with the biggest sweet tooth is Kentucky,

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Speaker 3: with an average of twenty one point two teaspoons of

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Speaker 3: sugar added on per day.

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Speaker 2: Wow, how much.

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Speaker 3: Twenty one again?

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Speaker 4: From tea to coffee to like like iced tea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just anything that you consume with sugar in it.

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Speaker 2: Sugar, vegetables, does fruit sugar?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean these are like you're added teaspoons, yeah,

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Speaker 5: not nature sugar. Other heavy sugar states include West Virginia,

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Speaker 5: South Dakota, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, and South Carolina. Alaska is

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Speaker 5: the state with the lowest average intake at fourteen point eight.

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Speaker 5: Remember the max recommendation is nine for men, and the

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Speaker 5: lowest we can do is fourteen point eight in Alaska.

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Speaker 4: Alaskans are the fittest of the country.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I read it too. Yeah, I read

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Speaker 2: it as good for Alaska.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean you're taking the cup half empty there, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Other low sugar states are Oregon, California, Washington, Idaho, Montana,

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Speaker 3: and New York. Now after hearing that, Brook, you're probably

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Speaker 3: looking to go on a candy fast this October, right, Oh,

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Speaker 3: for your health.

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Speaker 1: I mean after hearing it and realizing my home state's there,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like, duh.

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Speaker 3: There's not You're basically already healthy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's not extra sugar and road killed Jeff.

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Speaker 3: So that's fair. Luckily, the American Heart Association does not

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Speaker 3: set a limit on the number of shocks to the

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Speaker 3: of the day should actually our health exercise for the morning, Jake.

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Speaker 6: Ladies and gents, Boys and girls, let me take you

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Speaker 6: back to the year nineteen oh nine when baseball history

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Speaker 6: was made. Picture you will a gorgeous day at Forbes

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Speaker 6: Field and beautiful downtown Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 4: I love Jakes old time.

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Speaker 6: When at the top of the sixth inning, New York

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Speaker 6: Highlander shortstop Cornelius Neil ball term the first ever unassisted

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Speaker 6: Major League triple play, No way that existed.

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Speaker 4: That would have been mind blowing.

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Speaker 3: It That means there's no other players involved with him.

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Speaker 2: Does it? Just run from base to base after he

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Speaker 2: caught the ball, catch the ball.

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Speaker 4: Taximon in the touch of base like you have to

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Speaker 4: do all of yourself.

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Speaker 6: Last night, folks, three outs all registered in the span

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Speaker 6: of mere seconds. It was an orchestration of baseball brilliance

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Speaker 6: that would echo throughout the ages. A rarity of rarities,

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Speaker 6: a diamond marble, A trinity of outs that left all

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Speaker 6: Hooper held it with jaws, gape and.

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Speaker 4: Hearts a.

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Speaker 3: Radio anounce.

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Speaker 2: Feel like I'm reliving the moment right now.

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Speaker 6: So today, to honor those three glorious outs, you will

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Speaker 6: be doing a special Name that Trio edition.

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Speaker 3: Plenty of twenty took a long we got here.

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Speaker 6: I'd like to sneak up on you. I'll tell you

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Speaker 6: about a famous group of three from history or entertainment,

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Speaker 6: and you just have to name them to stay in

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Speaker 6: the game. We'll start with the woman who couldn't even

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Speaker 6: make a doctor's appointment. Uassisted, that's Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I hate Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Nobody can help you on this question.

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Speaker 6: Well, they ran away with a farmer's wife who was

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Speaker 6: holding a carving knife. Name that trio.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so it's a rhyme? Is it a nursery rhyme?

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Speaker 2: They ran away with a knife. Who's running away?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: The three little pigs?

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Speaker 6: Three little pigs? Incorrect? There was famously a wolf involved

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Speaker 6: in the three little pigs running away from the farmer's

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Speaker 6: wife was the three Blind mice.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna get eaten by that farmer.

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Speaker 4: Times are tough on the farm for one. We're over

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Speaker 6: These sword swinging heroes never say no to a duel,

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Speaker 1: I mean my first out is the Three Musketeers. Like

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Speaker 1: anything else, Show me the Three Musketeers.

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Speaker 4: Three Musketeers that they're really good candy bars too.

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Speaker 6: Here we go to Jose, Okay in sunny California. Step

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Speaker 6: into apartment two oh one where comedy comes in threes.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it just hit me. I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 4: I don't know it, And now I know.

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Speaker 6: In the old school three Little Pigs, Three's Company company,

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Speaker 6: I didn't have it in good job Jacks and Janet

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Speaker 6: from Three's Company, good workouts like the.

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Speaker 4: Old guys doing here. Someone's really laughing, really loud in

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Speaker 4: their car right now.

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Speaker 2: That was spot on my mom's friends.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and Jeffrey, three bumbling heroes and Sombreros taking on

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Speaker 6: a bandit in a dust own. What trio is that?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, Sombreros is the dead. That's the Three Amigos.

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Speaker 6: Three Amigos, that's correct. Back over the brook, Okay, This

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Speaker 6: fierce trio has a secretive boss who sometimes goes by

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Speaker 6: the name of Chuck.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I know Charlie's Angels.

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Speaker 6: You go Charlie's Angels.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, would not have gotten that hose.

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Speaker 6: It's your turn.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 6: These Supersisters are made of sugar, spice and everything nice

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Speaker 6: added sugar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not at least not nineteespoons. I love this cartoon

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Speaker 4: growing up the Powerpuff Girls.

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Speaker 6: The Powerpuff Girls is correct. Laugh, we are here, you go, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: This harmonizing trio makes it look like Child's play when

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Speaker 6: it was topping the charts.

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Speaker 3: Oh, the Children of Destiny, Destiny's Child Child is correct.

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Speaker 1: We're really dropping that fourth Destiny's Child that started with him.

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Speaker 2: There was one at the beginning.

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Speaker 1: We were yeah the first album, and then she's she

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Speaker 1: made a bad choice.

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Speaker 3: She left.

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Speaker 6: We're back to brook Brook a trio of porky architects

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Speaker 6: who really know how to build a house or not.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna puff and I'm gonna puff and I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say that.

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Speaker 6: Three the three Little Pigs.

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Speaker 1: That's correct around sometimes on.

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Speaker 6: So many trios, I can look at it really are

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Speaker 6: Jose were over to you? Three goofballs whose Antics are

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Speaker 6: like a comedy Hurricane, Molarry and Curly, the Three Stooges. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: the Stooges is correct. Jeffrey are over to you. M

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Speaker 6: three gift giving gurus who followed the original star stud

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Speaker 3: Really you're gonna give me a Christian?

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Speaker 6: How the list is written?

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Speaker 3: Really? Okay? Well, luckily I do know about the three

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Speaker 3: wise Men, three wise men.

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Speaker 6: He's a wise man himself. That I have one more Brooke,

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Speaker 6: which is sudden death. You get this right, you, Jose

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Speaker 6: and Jeff. When you get it wrong, the three we win,

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Speaker 6: the three Brook three tiny rock stars who put a

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Speaker 6: whole new spin on squeaky clean music.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say that Jonas problems brothers, Chipmunk Squeak

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Speaker 1: with your together.

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Speaker 6: That means Jose and Jeff are the duo that have

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Speaker 6: won the Trios.

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Speaker 4: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: I pladly Jonas's brother's purity rings what I thought he meant.

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Speaker 3: And the Sea Well, since Jose, Alexis and I got

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Speaker 3: ours right, Brooke is going to be taking the shock

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Speaker 3: on this one. She's gonna have to sing Cotton Eyed

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Speaker 3: Joe by the red Neck.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get my right, but list shock Brook, Ye, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's okay, Sorry, that's her if that men forgotten, not Joe,

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Speaker 1: I've been married a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: Wooddge come from? Where did go? Where did you come from?

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day. I got

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Speaker 3: your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 7: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, I talked to my mom more in one morning,

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Speaker 3: and I've probably talked to her in the last nine years.

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Speaker 2: Come back, did you just talked?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't like you were on speakerphone, and it actually

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Speaker 1: was shocking to me.

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Speaker 3: Did you look in Jeffrey in the morning. It's all

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Speaker 3: thanks to my co host Brooke Fox and the dare

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Speaker 3: she gave me for Are You Wouldn't Dare Olympic Summer

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Speaker 3: Games Challenge. It was called the Call Your Mommy Marathon,

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Speaker 3: where I had to call my own mother every hour

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Speaker 3: on the hour just to check in with her.

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Speaker 2: You know, I thought it was funny.

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Speaker 1: She was never suspicious, no no idea. She just kept

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Speaker 9: Any of our parents would be like, okay, that was

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Speaker 9: second call yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm supposed to tell you the highlights of the conversation,

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Speaker 3: assuming that there was any highlights from it. Now, I

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Speaker 3: haven't seen the video of it yet. That's up on

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Speaker 3: our Instagram and YouTube TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey, so

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's cut out but highlights. I would

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Speaker 3: say she insulted a politician and called them a vulgar name. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she trash talked my an an. She said she hates

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Speaker 3: my beard and how I look physically. She imitated Jose's

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Speaker 3: on for ten to fifteen straight minutes about an old

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Speaker 3: morning show called Ken and Bob and how they're way

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Speaker 3: funnier than us and we should rip off some of

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Speaker 3: their materials sometimes.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorites is when she started talking about

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Speaker 1: the Seal barbecue that she's hosted, and I thought they

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Speaker 1: were going to cook them, but it was for a benefit, which.

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Speaker 4: Is the barbecue.

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Speaker 3: So thank you for that. Brook. The worst challenge you

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Speaker 3: could ever think of. You are one hundred percent pure evil,

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Speaker 3: and I hope that you lose all of your ro

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Speaker 3: shamble burger challenges when it's your turn don't.

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Speaker 2: You dare put that on your Mother's Day?

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Speaker 3: But what about Melbrook?

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Speaker 3: According to this new poll up, it's not for political

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Speaker 4: It's trapped in an elevator for fourteen hours.

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Speaker 3: Its laser stories. It comes to an end for the day.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: It usually is. But I only bring it up because

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Speaker 3: Yes. Number seven, my date tried to argue with me

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Speaker 3: That's I'm not sure what birds in the bees class

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Speaker 3: I can never the difference between the dinosaurs. We're looking

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Speaker 3: at a survey where people shared their funniest I'm dating

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Speaker 3: couldn't understand why she was always feeling hot or cold.

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Speaker 3: Turns out she left the sticker over the digital thermometer,

449
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 3: and that's why it always said seventy two degrees.

450
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Speaker 2: My god, that says.

451
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Speaker 3: That's so funny.

452
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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, like that's dumb, But I feel like

453
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Speaker 1: I could accidentally do that.

454
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Speaker 9: You're shivering in your home and you know it's not

455
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Speaker 9: seventy two is that the.

456
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Speaker 2: Problem with this studio?

457
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is always here, and he says it's seventy one.

458
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: It's like sixty. Did someone take the sticker off?

459
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Speaker 3: I don't know. We gotta go check out when we're done.

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Speaker 4: You're the idiot.

461
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Speaker 3: Number four. We were talking about where to go out

462
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Speaker 3: to eat for dinner. I suggested an Italian restaurant. Yeah,

463
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,679
Speaker 3: she said she hated Italian and wanted a place with

464
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Speaker 3: more options. So we went to Cheesecake Factory, where she

465
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 3: ordered lasagna.

466
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Speaker 4: Well, they'd be like, oh man, yeah, but I love Boston.

467
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 2: She's like, it's American. It's Cheesecake Factory.

468
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 3: By the way, for just tuning in and you're unimpressed

469
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 3: with the intelligence of your significant other, this is going

470
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Speaker 3: to make you feel a whole lot better the.

471
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Speaker 4: Idiot stories about your people.

472
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 3: Because we're going over the funniest stories from people who

473
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 3: realized they were dating a total idiot. Number three on

474
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Speaker 3: the list. In the movie seven spoiler alert here, all

475
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 3: the characters die for committing one of the seven Deadly sins.

476
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such a good movie. Have you seen that, Alexis,

477
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 2: It's a brad pit it.

478
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 3: She says in the scene that shows the word gluttony

479
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 3: witten on the wall. My ex boyfriend said, oh gluten, gluten,

480
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 3: gluten kills.

481
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: G yeup for life.

482
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 4: Baby, Oh God, she's eating bread. She's gonna die.

483
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 3: Number two and Brooke, You're gonna like this one. It

484
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: says I dated a woman who thought Mark Twain was

485
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 3: Shanaia Twain's husband, That's why she wrote the song Tom

486
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 3: Sawyer don't impress me, so seriously move over. Beyonce and

487
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Speaker 3: jay Z, Mark Twain, Shai, Show Girls, Power.

488
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Speaker 1: Couple, Huck Finzer Baby, and the number one I'm dating.

489
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Speaker 3: An idiot story from this survey says I used to

490
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Speaker 3: date a woman who genuinely thought the sun and the

491
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Speaker 3: moon were the same thing. She explained, the moon is

492
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 3: just the sun when it runs out of fuel at

493
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 3: the end of the day and it gets dim like

494
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Speaker 3: a flashlight losing.

495
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 4: Battery, and then it gets recharged.

496
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 3: Right, It's like if it's one of those shake ones too.

497
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 2: These people not know what Google is.

498
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Speaker 1: I mean, I understand that their education system failed them,

499
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: but like, honestly, the answers are right at our fingertips these.

500
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Speaker 3: Days, and we do have an honorable mention on this list.

501
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: Not in the top ten. My ex boyfriend thought his

502
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 3: car was stolen, filed the police report. Turns out he'd

503
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Speaker 3: driven it across the street to buy a soda at

504
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: the store, walked home and forgot he moved it there.

505
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, mose you you definitely hot your car with.

506
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Speaker 4: Stolen I used to he's in a parking new spot

507
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Speaker 4: every single.

508
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: Day, Alexis. He would call it to the show and

509
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: be like, I'm gonna be late today. I can't find

510
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 2: my fact.

511
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 3: Jose was nine of the ten top answers on this list.

512
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 3: Congratulations Josey, I'm cute.

513
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 2: If you're looking for that's you can't be hot and smart.

514
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 2: It's just no one can have.

515
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 3: That's too much of a powerhouse. That's like Mark Twain,

516
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: Shanaia Twain. Those were the best I'm Dating an idiot

517
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 3: stories Phone tap is coming.

518
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 7: Up, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

519
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 3: One of our listeners wanted to set up her husband

520
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 3: for a prank because he's been going to a frozen

521
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 3: yogurt shop a lot lately.

522
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 2: Yeah tis the season, jeff and.

523
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 3: Whenever he comes back he's raving about it. So she

524
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 3: went with him one time and was completely appalled at

525
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 3: the amount of free sample cups he was taking. That's

526
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 3: why today Jose poses as the manager and calls to

527
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: have an awkward conversation with the guy in your phone

528
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Speaker 3: tap right.

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Speaker 7: Now another.

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Speaker 9: Hi, I'm looking for Jeremy or is it tall Bot?

531
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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm looking for Jeremy.

532
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Jeremy.

533
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 9: Hi Jeremy, good morning. I'm the manager over here at

534
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 9: Miss Frozen Yogurt.

535
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: How you doing today?

536
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 10: I'm doing okay?

537
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 3: How did you get that's awesome?

538
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 9: Look, I just wanted to call and talk to you

539
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 9: about some of your recent visits to our establishment.

540
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 10: Right, but how'd you get my information? Oh?

541
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 3: You registered on our website.

542
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 9: You know, everybody with a member card has to enter

543
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 9: in their phone numbers, so easy for us to track.

544
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 2: Anyway.

545
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 3: The reason why I'm calling, though, is just to let you.

546
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 9: Know we first off, totally appreciate your business.

547
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 6: It's great.

548
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 3: I mean it's like it's one of my favorite spots.

549
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 3: We know some of the employees actually have noticed that

550
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 3: you've been coming in.

551
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 4: A lot lately.

552
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean like a lot.

553
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 9: Capital a capital l yeah, capitalize the whole thing.

554
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 3: You know. That's okay?

555
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 9: Right, Well, coming in is okay, but we've noticed you've

556
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 9: been going through your fair share of sam cups.

557
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 3: Huh those are fun.

558
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 10: Okay, it's too fun. Is that a problem?

559
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 4: It's getting to be.

560
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, they're literally free cups. Like, how is that a problem?

561
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 7: Well?

562
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 3: Sure, uh, you wouldn't think it's a problem. But with you.

563
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 9: Wow, we've been tracking your sample intake and it is

564
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 9: out of control.

565
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 3: Are to an okay?

566
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Speaker 10: In life, buddy, you just said you're tracking my samples.

567
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

568
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 9: When we noticed that everything is almost empty after you leave, we.

569
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 3: Had to start a system, so we are tracking.

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00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, Okay. I feel like there's a little bit

571
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 10: of shaming going on right now, and I really don't

572
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 10: appreciate that.

573
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 9: No, we we are not trying to sample shame you

574
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 9: hear one of our best customers.

575
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 11: Okay, then what are you trying to do?

576
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 9: Well, we are a business. We need to make money,

577
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 9: so from now on we will be charging you wait, what,

578
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 9: one dollar per sample?

579
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 11: That's not happening.

580
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 3: It is happening.

581
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, it's not happening.

582
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 3: Okay.

583
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 11: I'm a loyal customer.

584
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 9: There's a fine line between loyalty and robbery.

585
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: We're dabbling a little you.

586
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 10: Can go to I don't know why you're doing this

587
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 10: to me.

588
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 3: That's kind of funny, huh.

589
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 9: The frozen yogurt manager goes to hell, that sounds like

590
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 9: a bad movie.

591
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 10: Well, you're having a whole lot of fun with this,

592
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 10: but you're basically charging me for something that's free to

593
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 10: everybody else.

594
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 9: If you think about it, samples aren't meant to be

595
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 9: just that samples. You're treating them like they're some free marguerite,

596
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 9: as in a Mexican prison, just bottomless bottom.

597
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 10: Why do you think this is so funny?

598
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 3: Wait, you don't think it is.

599
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 4: No, I don't think it is.

600
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 10: I think you're being an aspool.

601
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 9: Okay again, the manager of a frozen yogurt business, all right,

602
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 9: just trying to make money, that's.

603
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 12: All, okay for frozen yogurt.

604
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 10: Do I try the samples and we love that.

605
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 9: You always pay for the yogurt, and we accept your

606
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 9: four dollars. But it's the gallons before that are coming

607
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 9: an issue.

608
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, get that.

609
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 10: So I get it. You guys are trying to charge

610
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 10: me for absolutely nothing.

611
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 9: Jeremy, Look you sound upset. You know what to make

612
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 9: it feel better? A free sample?

613
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 7: What?

614
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 10: Huh?

615
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: What's your favorite one? You tell me what is it?

616
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 10: You said they were gonna cost a dollar Apple, Well,

617
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 10: of course it's free for everybody else, but yours will

618
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 10: be a.

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Speaker 11: Doll How does that make any sense?

620
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 10: You know what?

621
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 9: It really doesn't make sense, None of this does. This

622
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 9: is a prank phone call. It's not supposed to.

623
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 10: What the fuck are you talking about?

624
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 4: Bro, This isn't real.

625
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 9: I'm a radio host. My name's jose from Brick and

626
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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning. Wait, lets a phone tap on you?

627
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 11: What's a phone cap?

628
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 9: It's a prank phone call. Your girlfriend Divina set you up.

629
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Speaker 11: Man, Oh my god?

630
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Speaker 10: What yeh?

631
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 9: She said you've been eating a lot of frozen yogurt

632
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 9: lately at this new yogurt place.

633
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 3: You're obsessed.

634
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 10: I love it. Yeah, I mean, oh my god.

635
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 9: But specifically the samples. You came home and said, there's

636
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 9: a lot of free samples, bro.

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00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 10: I case the little bit of beaches where they have

638
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 10: a cup.

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00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 3: Okay, that's it. That's it. Two dollars per sample from

640
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Speaker 3: now on.

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00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,479
Speaker 11: Okay, cash on one.

642
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 7: Wake up every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on

643
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 7: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

644
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: Here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we make

645
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: a promise to not pass judgment on your No.

646
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: You can't, you can't even say it.

647
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, not pass judgment on your dating style or your

648
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: dating choices. Okay, I'm sy. We promise we won't judge

649
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 3: you too severely. Okay, we will judge you brutally and harshly,

650
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: but at least not directly to your face.

651
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, I won't never see anybody's faces.

652
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 3: That was definitely a difficult promise for us to keep

653
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 3: with today's caller, especially when he told us about the

654
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 3: big surprise he planned for his date night. I will

655
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: tell you there was a blindfold involved and a little

656
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 3: bit of deception. But he swears it went even better

657
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: than he had planned. Oh wow, and she loved it too.

658
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your second Date update. Right

659
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 3: after Second Date Updated, a guy named Chris wrote us

660
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: saying he's made a rule to never ask a woman

661
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 3: out ever again.

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00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: Really wait it after whatever happened that he's on the

663
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: phone with.

664
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Speaker 2: Us for it before.

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00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 3: I'm just reading this from his email. But Chris explained

666
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 3: he learned a new strategy from a video that he

667
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 3: saw where if you're a guy and you say, hey,

668
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Speaker 3: would you like to go out to dinner with me

669
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 3: on Saturday night? Yeah, you're already putting yourself at a

670
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 3: disadvantage right there. Why Because in the woman's mind, she

671
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: is thinking, if I say yes, then I'm doing him

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Speaker 3: a favor and he's gonna end up having a great

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00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 3: night because of me.

674
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Speaker 1: Wait, she's not thinking, Wow, I'm really excited to us

675
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: free meal.

676
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's thinking.

677
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: She's thinking, sorry, I was being more going beyond the meal.

678
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 3: She's thinking, if I say yes, then I giving him

679
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: the gift of spending time with me. If I say no,

680
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: then this loser has nothing going on in his life.

681
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 3: He is going to spend the entire evening all alone

682
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: in his apartment, watching Netflix and eating old pizza.

683
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: I don't know that that's right. I don't think that's

684
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: how women think.

685
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 3: Even if that's not true, that's what he says, that's

686
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 3: what a lot of women think. So instead, he uses

687
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: a different strategy that makes him look really, really good

688
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: when he asks people out all right, I want to

689
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 3: know what it is.

690
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: I love when men say what women think. It's so cute. Okay, continue, Yeah, Well.

691
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 3: Let's talk to Chris about this and see what it's

692
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 3: all about. Chris, how you doing?

693
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 10: Man? Hey, good man, how are you?

694
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 3: I'm very curious to learn what this strategy is.

695
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: So wait, is the strategy something you came up with

696
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: or this also from the video that Jeff referenced.

697
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 10: No, I learned this on an Instagram video. But I

698
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 10: am telling you it works ninety percent of the time.

699
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 10: It's a fantastic little trick here.

700
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 3: Okay, So you don't ask a woman, hey, do you

701
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 3: want to go out to dinner with me? What do

702
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 3: you do instead?

703
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 7: See?

704
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 10: What you gotta do is you got to tell them

705
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 10: that you're already doing something, and then you invite them

706
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 10: to come along with you.

707
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 2: Okay, So like you're going to dinner by yourself. I

708
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: mean that's not.

709
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 3: Funny. I think you have a lot of friends, and

710
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 3: I'm sure you have a very active social life. Chris.

711
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: What if you don't have plans already?

712
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 10: Well, yes, you got to plan out your night a

713
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 10: little bit, right, You got to put a little thought

714
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 10: into this.

715
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: That's a positive.

716
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, you tell you got the night planned, You've got

717
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 10: you're going out to dinner, You're gonna go do x

718
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 10: y Z. Now she's got a little bit of foemo.

719
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 10: She got a little bit of that fear of missing

720
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 10: out on some action.

721
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 3: I see what you're saying. You're saying you're trying to

722
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 3: put the idea into the girl's head that you have

723
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 3: a life outside of her, that she's not the only

724
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 3: thing that's happening. And her answer isn't going to change you.

725
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 4: But if she's lucky, you can squeeze her in right.

726
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: So, Okay, who did this work on that you went

727
00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 2: out with?

728
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 10: Yeah? So this worked on Gina girl I met online

729
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 10: on one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I

730
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 10: were talking. Both had a sense of humor.

731
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: That's sweet.

732
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: What was your proposal? What did you already have planned

733
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: that she could join you for?

734
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 10: So I invited her this place that was opening that

735
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 10: was serving some amazing seafood.

736
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you're like, oh, I'm going to check out this

737
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 3: new seafood place. You want to come with?

738
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, But I said, listen, we have half an hour,

739
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 10: like you got to get ready now, you know, a

740
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 10: little bit of urgency.

741
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 4: Maybe a girl I'd be like, yeah, dog some food.

742
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I would say yes just

743
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: because of the pressure.

744
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 10: No matter what you're wearing.

745
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 7: I don't.

746
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 3: Okay, you created urgency there that that's a good thing.

747
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 3: So she was up for it.

748
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 10: She was up for it. So I picked her up.

749
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 10: She looked good. I looked good, and I told her.

750
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 10: I said, listen, I'll drive. Get in the car. I'll

751
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 10: drive us there. And we were almost there. I like it,

752
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 10: keep going, I said, listen, put on this blindfold because

753
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 10: where we're going it's going to be a surprise, and

754
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 10: I want to surprise you.

755
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 9: Okay, super romantic if this has been your girlfriend for

756
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 9: two years, but a first.

757
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 2: Date you've never met her before.

758
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 3: Hold on, let's not judge until we hear where this goes.

759
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 10: So she puts the blindfold off.

760
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: Okay, trusting.

761
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 10: We get there. I take the blindfold off, and she

762
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 10: sees a file of fish from McDonald's right in front

763
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 10: of her.

764
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 4: Fresh food.

765
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 2: Why I thought you were taking her to seafood.

766
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 10: Hey, it was seafood, right, it is technically fished.

767
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 3: This whole thing was a prank that you were playing

768
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 3: on her, telling her she's going to have this nice meal,

769
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 3: and you really took her to a fast food place

770
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 3: and gave her aish.

771
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 10: So she takes the blindfold off and she's looking at

772
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 10: this file of fish and I just see this look

773
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 10: of confusion over her face. She was she went through

774
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 10: every emotion. She was like pissed off for a second,

775
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 10: but at the end of it, she just started to laugh.

776
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 7: Good.

777
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 10: Wow.

778
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 1: I mean either that or she's laughing like, oh my god,

779
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: of course this is my dating life's Yeah, after.

780
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 3: The joke is over, were you able to establish a

781
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: romantic bond with her?

782
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 10: Yeah? No, don't forget. I'm dressed up too. So it

783
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 10: was funny, you know, the whole thing.

784
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 3: It's not just her expense.

785
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm just still processing it.

786
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 4: All the girls are like y.

787
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 3: So how did the date end?

788
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 10: It was good, right, So we had a great time.

789
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 10: I dropped her off at her place and she even

790
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 10: admitted that that was funny.

791
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 3: Okay, so what what's happened since then?

792
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 10: So four or five days ago she invites me over

793
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 10: to come to her place and hang out during the

794
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 10: night time.

795
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 3: Or the daytime.

796
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: I don't think she's gonna say come over at nine

797
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: a m.

798
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: Jeffery won but she's got, like, I don't know, a

799
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: sink to unclock her.

800
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 6: Get over here.

801
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 3: I thought it's a valid question. The timing is important.

802
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 3: That's a good sign that she wants you over at

803
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 3: any time of the days.

804
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: I mean, she obviously likes you. She's inviting me over.

805
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, so that's what I thought. So I go to

806
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 10: her house, I knock on her door and she doesn't answer.

807
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 2: Oh what, Maybe it's another prank. You guys are just

808
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: the prank couple.

809
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 11: I would feel good.

810
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 4: To get him back, Actually it would laughing on the

811
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 4: other end.

812
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 3: If it was really late at night, maybe she fell

813
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 3: asleep before he arrived.

814
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 4: Oh, that's happened.

815
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 2: Or if it was early in the morning.

816
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 3: Maybe this is why the time question was so important.

817
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 4: I guess we're never gonna know what time of day

818
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 4: it was you do did you hit snooze? Buddy?

819
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 13: We're never gonna know, because now we gotta go, and

820
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 13: we're gonna come back and try and get you a

821
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 13: second date update and maybe get some clarity on what

822
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 13: time it was right after this hold.

823
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: On second date update. Pranking your date on your very

824
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 3: first meetup is either the move of a very confident

825
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 3: man or a very foolish one. Thing. We're just trying

826
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 3: to figure out which one of those categories are. Listener

827
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 3: Chris falls into because he convinced his date Gina, to

828
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 3: dress up really really nice to go out and eat

829
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: some seafood.

830
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to

831
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 2: get ready.

832
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Technically he wasn't lying because he did treat her

833
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 3: to seafood a filet of fish sandwich at a McDonald's.

834
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: Which I will say, it's my best friend's favorite. If

835
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: a man took her to get a yes', she'd be like,

836
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: I'm divorcing my husband to marry you.

837
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 3: Books friends love language. But they were able to laugh

838
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 3: about it afterwards after the prank was over, and they've

839
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 3: been in contact since then. She hadn't invited him over,

840
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 3: so a lot of good signs. The only problem is

841
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 3: it's not resulting in a date yet. But that's going

842
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: to be our job to step in.

843
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 2: That's crazy that she didn't answer the door, just standing there.

844
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 4: I know that's rude.

845
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, maybe he got the wrong door. We don't know.

846
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: I didn't think that.

847
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 6: Maybe it was a.

848
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 3: Big apartment complex and she just texted the apartment like building,

849
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 3: not a specific room.

850
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 10: No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was

851
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 10: the same door that I picked her up in yeah.

852
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part. All right,

853
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 3: Well I'm a dummy, so let's just end this part

854
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 3: and get to the part where we call her and

855
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 3: figure out what's going on.

856
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, I'm just a little lost here because

857
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 10: I'm knocking at the door. She didn't answer, and you know,

858
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 10: I don't know what's going on here.

859
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 2: You are being really understanding, which is nice.

860
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 9: I mean, she invited you over for sure, like there

861
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 9: wasn't like, uh, you know, there was no miscommunication text.

862
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: How do you miscommunicate that?

863
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 4: I don't know, you want to kick it sometime and

864
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 4: he's like on my way.

865
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, no, this was very clear over point blank.

866
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's just point blank ask her why she's

867
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 3: not going out with you. I'm dialing her number right now.

868
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 3: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Gina?

869
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 8: Uh?

870
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is she?

871
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: Are you sure you're Gina? Took a second.

872
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: She knows she's Gina, she doesn't know who you are. Okay, yeah,

873
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: well you're the weird one in this situation.

874
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,720
Speaker 3: I'm jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

875
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 3: in the Morning.

876
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: The whole shows here. Hello, yeah, I know, yeah, it's

877
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: a little weird.

878
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 11: What's this about.

879
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 3: This is about a segment that we do called a

880
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 3: second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of

881
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 3: our listeners meet up with you again after you already

882
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 3: went out with him one time. His name is Chris.

883
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know Chris. But did I sign up to this?

884
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 3: No, this isn't something you sign up for. Chris emailed

885
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 3: us because he told us about your guys' first date together.

886
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 3: I was a.

887
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 2: Spontaneous guy that Chris right. Pretty funny too.

888
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's quite the charmer.

889
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah is that good? He told us about the little

890
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 3: practical joke that he played.

891
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: I would love to know what was going through your

892
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: head when he put a blindfold on you.

893
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 2: You put it on yourself, I guess.

894
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 11: But well, I mean at that point I didn't have

895
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 11: a choice. I was in his car, but.

896
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: You had a choice to put the blindfold on.

897
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 2: You could have said no.

898
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 4: I mean, you're fully committed.

899
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 11: I was committed. I mean I like him, and I

900
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 11: mean it was low key funny at the end of

901
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 11: the day.

902
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean we got the sense that you

903
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 3: must have liked him, because we heard that you even

904
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 3: invited him over one one or one time.

905
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 4: It wasn't my God, I.

906
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 2: Don't know specifically, so hung up on that like an

907
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 2: idiot for it.

908
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: Well, okay, you invited him over at some point, and

909
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 3: he says that he went there and that you didn't

910
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: answer the door.

911
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 11: Oh so he told you that part too.

912
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was a pretty important part of everything, right,

913
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: because that's when that's when he stopped responding to him.

914
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do

915
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: this segment, people will ghost each other over text, or

916
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 3: they'll just like break off communication. They won't actually set

917
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 3: up a time to meet that person at their own

918
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 3: place and then just not show up and answer the door.

919
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: Piar you know, I kind of like the old school

920
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: physically doing there.

921
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 2: It's a lot more mystery.

922
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 4: She's just watching through the key hole.

923
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 3: We're just trying to help Chris get some understanding of

924
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: what's going on between you two.

925
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 11: You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted

926
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 11: to get him back, and my plan didn't work.

927
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: Wait what you were setting up a whole elaborate prank

928
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: to prank him back?

929
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 11: Of course?

930
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 3: Oh what didn't work? What part of the plan?

931
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 11: So I took him that night and I said, hey,

932
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 11: do you wanna hook up?

933
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 6: Hey? All right?

934
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 11: Oh it was a up text, right, And so I

935
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 11: was like, I need you to come over in a

936
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 11: half hour.

937
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: That should have been the red flag for him, is

938
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: the half hour?

939
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: Because he gave her a half hour.

940
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 4: He still, oh my gosh, we're hooking up.

941
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 8: God?

942
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 2: And so what's the joke?

943
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 11: So, I mean it was late, and he did come over.

944
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 11: And the thing is that I have a friend who's

945
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 11: a tow truck driver.

946
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

947
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 11: So I live on the third floor and I have

948
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 11: a clear view to the street view, and he would

949
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 11: have seen the tow truck driver hook up his car.

950
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: You weren't going to answer the door, and you were

951
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: going to get his car towed.

952
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,479
Speaker 2: And that was the joke.

953
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 11: I mean, not fully towed, but you know, hooked up

954
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 11: at least to the tow truck.

955
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: So that was the joke. You invited him to be

956
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 3: hooking up, and what you meant was hooking up his

957
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 3: car to a tow truck.

958
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 11: What else would you have done? He did the whole

959
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 11: seafood thing.

960
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 3: That it's a little far.

961
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: So I don't think he got the joke. Wait, did

962
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: the tow truck thing happen? Because he didn't tell us

963
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: about it. No.

964
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 11: See, that's the thing. My friend had another call where

965
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 11: he actually was gonna make some money and he oh.

966
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 3: That's why your plan failed.

967
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 4: Good thing you didn't call real tow truck.

968
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 2: So why haven't you called him back?

969
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 11: Well, because I'm trying to set this up again. It

970
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 11: was a great idea.

971
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, joke meant for each other.

972
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 4: It's ruined.

973
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out.

974
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you, your

975
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 3: whole plan. Because actually, Chris has been on the other

976
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 3: line listening to this conversation the entire time.

977
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 11: Are you guys hitting me?

978
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 3: No?

979
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: Wait, did you want to Oh that was good hose Edge.

980
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it was the elaborate prank.

981
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 7: You guy.

982
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 11: You ruined everything that Chris there.

983
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 10: Yeah. Wow, this is not cool, Gina, not cool.

984
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 2: Why aren't you laughing? Chris? I thought this would be

985
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: exactly your type of humor.

986
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, but my car No, I mean that's an it's

987
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 10: an expensive car. You gotta be careful. I mean that

988
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 10: she's gonna have my car, Toad, you can damage the car.

989
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 3: What did I do?

990
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: I bought her a Msdonald didn't know we had the

991
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: fun police on the right.

992
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 9: I haven't buddies have damaged their car while they're getting

993
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 9: town fish.

994
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 3: Full, but the plane. I don't think the plan was

995
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: to totally like tow your car away to some like

996
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: car lot and make you pay to get it out.

997
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 3: I ever heard it. I think it was just like

998
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 3: to hook it up as a joke, right, Gina, Right.

999
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 11: I mean it would have worked had my friend not

1000
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 11: had to leave for.

1001
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:48,959
Speaker 3: A real call.

1002
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm glad the plant didn't work.

1003
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: That's not it.

1004
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 10: That's not even a prank. I mean, my pranks are good.

1005
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: Oh God, I thought you were going to be so

1006
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 1: you just found out this woman that.

1007
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: You like was planning on seeing you again.

1008
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 10: Yeah, listen, this doesn't work in a relationship. There's only

1009
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 10: room for like one funny person, not too God, And it's.

1010
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: The same thing with the morning show. Only one of

1011
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 3: us can be funny.

1012
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 4: And yeah that's Jeff.

1013
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 3: No, I don't know who it is.

1014
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 11: Fish wasn't that funny? Honestly?

1015
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 3: Oh, this is going south a little bit.

1016
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: I can't believe you found a woman who was okay

1017
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner, and you're negative

1018
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: about blindfold blindfolded.

1019
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,959
Speaker 3: I forgot that is. I mean, look, Chris, she's able

1020
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 3: to brush off your prank. Why can't you just brush

1021
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 3: off hers and laugh with her?

1022
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 10: Her prank is borderline dangerous, and you know she's gonna

1023
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 10: try to prank me again somehow, and who knows, you

1024
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,479
Speaker 10: might set the house on fire. I don't know like this, I.

1025
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 11: Have about four or five ideas.

1026
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 3: There is a prank cover.

1027
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 2: I think they're coming, whether they go out again or not.

1028
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 3: Start well, yeah, I mean there's unfinished business between you guys,

1029
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: whether it's romance or pranking each other. So I'm gonna

1030
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: offer to send you guys out again on another date

1031
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 3: that we would pay for. Plus we'll toss in a

1032
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 3: couple of Brook and Jeffrey whoopee cushions from I'm.

1033
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 10: Probably gonna stop you right there and just say that

1034
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 10: I'm not interested, and we're probably pass.

1035
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.

1036
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 2: One bad take in the mud.

1037
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if I apologize to Gina here, or

1038
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 3: if I apologize to Chris, or maybe I should just

1039
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 3: apologize to the listeners. Listeners, I'm sorry that you had

1040
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 3: to sit through.

1041
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 2: All of that it was just a joke. We got.

1042
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 4: Second date, phone.

1043
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 3: Tap, it'sokie, Jeffrey in the morning. Why doesn't anybody just

1044
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 3: blurt out I love you anymore on the first date?

1045
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 3: Why is it that everybody is like I saw on

1046
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 3: Instagram video and now I'm gonna trick the person and

1047
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 3: prank them, and then they're gonna prank me back, and

1048
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: now everything's confusing and unclear. But that's just how dating

1049
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: is because it's the Internet trend right now.

1050
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: I think even before the Internet, nobody's blurting out I

1051
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: love you on the first day, jeff I was weird

1052
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: in like eighteen fifty.

1053
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 3: It's weird the good old days. I am begging anybody. Listen,

1054
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: if you recently went on a first date and you

1055
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 3: confessed your undying love for them in the first ten minutes,

1056
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: and you're wondering why they're not calling you back, shoot

1057
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 3: us an email. I would love to do an easy, simple,

1058
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 3: straightforward call like that.

1059
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: Why they're just telling me, well, because they don't love

1060
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: you back, Like what do you want?

1061
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 4: They were too perfect?

1062
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 3: Yes where calls.

1063
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what world you and Jose are living

1064
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: in right now, but I don't think it exists.

1065
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 4: I'm having a good time in it.

1066
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess we'll just stick with the total confusion

1067
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: and game playing and pranking. All right.

1068
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 2: It makes for great radio, Jeff, isn't that what we're

1069
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: here for?

1070
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 3: That?

1071
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 4: It's sure? The text war is lit.

1072
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, my head hurts right now, but I love it.

1073
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: Crazy.

1074
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: You can always email the show. We'll call that person.

1075
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 3: Wasn't calling you.

1076
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 7: That freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1077
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 3: Our minds are crazy. Like sometimes you can hear a

1078
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 3: noise and your brain naturally associates it with a scent.

1079
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 3: Oh really, Like when you hear the sound of a lawnmower,

1080
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 3: it's like you can almost smell the freshly cut grass.

1081
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 3: Or when you hear the sound of sizzling food, maybe

1082
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 3: get a little sun whiff of bacon. It happens bacon.

1083
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: Or when the sound of brooks hillbilly backwood snort invades

1084
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: your radius. I know exactly what sent your nostrils pick

1085
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 3: up down.

1086
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 13: Hinge the tailgate, Jeff, carcass up with the trunk, eating

1087
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 13: good barbecues.

1088
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: It's as good as bacon.

1089
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 7: Kill.

1090
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 4: It's fine.

1091
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 3: No, last I don't know what smells associated when people

1092
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 3: hear my voice, possibly some freshly conditioned leather restraints. O dang,

1093
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out, because I'm about to sing my

1094
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 3: brand new song the Week. It's coming up right after this.

1095
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 3: It is time for my song of the Week. And

1096
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: lately there's been a lot of buzz in these hallways,

1097
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 3: caffeinated and non people getting their buzz on exactly because

1098
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 3: they put a Starbucks in the office building right next

1099
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 3: to where we work.

1100
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Dave's Alexis and that we're not allowed to

1101
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: access the actual.

1102
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 2: Thing, but we can go to the mobile pickup window.

1103
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Starbucks.

1104
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 3: Yet it's true. The women on this show in particular

1105
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: love it.

1106
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 4: We get free coffee in our break that's it does suck.

1107
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 4: It's free.

1108
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 3: The ladies leave work every day. They all go there,

1109
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 3: skipping and holding hands down the elevator every morning. I'm

1110
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: actually now and look, even though I'm not as hardcore

1111
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: as those java junkies are, I do understand the allure

1112
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 3: because that's space inside of a Starbucks. It is clean,

1113
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 3: cozy and chic. The coffee's delicious. They have all these

1114
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 3: different seasonal flavors, and apparently there's antioxidants in it that

1115
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: help block receptors in your brain, so you can wake

1116
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 3: up and be smart like an alien.

1117
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why the ladies on the show are so

1118
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: much smarter.

1119
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the reason. I don't really get it, but

1120
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 3: I do know that it's powerful stuff.

1121
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about putting a mobile app order in right now. Yeah,

1122
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: can we do that right now?

1123
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 3: Even if I do give you permission, I know you

1124
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 3: would do it anyway, because it is easy to get

1125
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 3: hooked on the stuff. And that's why I wanted to

1126
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 3: sing a song for all the Starbucks lovers out there. Yeah,

1127
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 3: the raging buckheads who just can't stop themselves from going

1128
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 3: back again and again and again. Yeah, we're going to

1129
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 3: buckheads for these parts. And that's why today instea out

1130
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 3: of singing Jimmy Buffett's classic hit, Margaritaville. It's young Jeffreys Frappuccinoville.

1131
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 3: I love it. So I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1132
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 8: Point sipping on a lot, take lutching on my grandde.

1133
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 3: That green little Mermaid speaks to my soul.

1134
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 4: My coffee's expensive, free.

1135
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 8: If this one's too busy.

1136
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: At least they got sixty Starbucks between my work and

1137
00:53:48,880 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: my home. Got jittery shakes again and frappucino. It saved

1138
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 3: me from my myiado withdraw. I'm sweet as a saint

1139
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 3: once there's cafine in my veins. If I don't mean

1140
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 3: as bucous salts, I want to hum a.

1141
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 4: Corner your cat chocolate now, Daddy.

1142
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 3: The customer streaming like Java crazed demons. I'm begging for

1143
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 3: expresss on I one shot, but two.

1144
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 11: Shot.

1145
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 3: My orders are doozy. The barista got woozy. My print

1146
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 3: had receipts stretched across the whole room. They misspelled my

1147
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 3: name again in Frappa chin over. It took my Jeffrey

1148
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 3: turned me into a job. I ain't scared away by

1149
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: indeed music they play, and I love the weird hard

1150
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 3: on the walls.

1151
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 12: So I plugged in my laptop, then slipped on a

1152
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 12: cake pop till M Karen screamed her drink had too

1153
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 12: much phone.

1154
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 3: I am not paying for this extra pham. I didn't part,

1155
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 3: but this beans in the grinder and soon they'll provide

1156
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 3: her that pure liquid lightning. She takes to the doll.

1157
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 3: My food micro waved again and frapp of genopen, wolfing

1158
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 3: down my pre packaged croissant, bought a Grande, but most

1159
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 3: sad dream when to waste. Now I think should have

1160
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 3: ordered a tall.

1161
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1162
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 3: Now my coworkers say I shouldn't drink twelve cups a

1163
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 3: day or my room turned to Niagara Falls. Yay Starbucks.

1164
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna clap anyway. Yeah, a fantastic job.

1165
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, that's I mean, that's what happens when

1166
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 3: you have twelve Starbucks. But that was great.

1167
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: Yes, not to use this moment to call you out, but.

1168
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: Just so you know, we've been ordering for you, Alexis

1169
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: and I and Ashley. When we go down to the

1170
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: mobile order, we've taken an order, gotten your thing.

1171
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 2: We found out that you have an app and you

1172
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 2: could order for yourself.

1173
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 3: Right, but that's not fun for me. Yes, I like

1174
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 3: when you pay. So text in seven eight five nine

1175
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 3: two tell us what you thought about the song. Yeah,

1176
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 3: we're gonna post it up on all of our socials

1177
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 3: for all the Starbucks lovers, the buckheads out there, go

1178
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: find it. Ass broken Jeffrey.

1179
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1180
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 3: TEXTA seven eight five nine two says, you know sometimes

1181
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 3: I go hours without coffee. Oh my, it's called sleeping.

1182
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that checks out.

1183
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 3: But you connect yourself still to like a white Ivy

1184
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 3: Mocha trip in your arm sleep at night, right. I

1185
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 3: don't know how you do it? Yeah, because if you

1186
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 3: missed it. A few minutes ago, I sang a song

1187
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 3: about being completely hooked on the sweet caffeinated nectar of

1188
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 3: Starbucks and all that that store has to offer, which

1189
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 3: is why instead of doing Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, I did

1190
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 3: my own version called Frappuccinoville, because I will happily spend

1191
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 3: all my money and free time wasting it away in

1192
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 3: a Starbe's.

1193
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's kind of crazy.

1194
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: It was the most chill, highly caffeinated song I've ever heard, you.

1195
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 3: Know what I mean? When you reach that level of

1196
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 3: Starbucks edition, that's what it does. It just levels you out.

1197
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 3: And we've got some other buckheads riding in on the

1198
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 3: text board at seventy five nine two Brook, What are

1199
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 3: you seeing?

1200
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: I like this one that says I truly love Starbucks

1201
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: coffee shops, even tiny ones at the airport.

1202
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1203
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 2: Any chance Jeff can do a sequel called I Like

1204
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 2: Big Cups and I cannot.

1205
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 7: Lie, you.

1206
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 3: Know, I love when people suggest that I do songs

1207
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 3: that they've come up with. You guys can reveal that

1208
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 3: one on like one of our side podcast. But if

1209
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: you missed it or if you want to hear the

1210
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 3: song again, gonna put it up at the Brook and

1211
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 3: Jeffrey YouTube, our Facebook, Insta and TikTok all of it

1212
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: at Jeffrey.

1213
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 2: God Becky, look at that cup.

1214
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 7: Itself, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.

1215
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 3: Return player Samantha back, who is oz and three all time.

1216
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 2: Against Samantha, that's why we're playing the Blues.

1217
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 3: Zero wins, three losses. So our producer asked her, what

1218
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 3: was it? Is it the questions that were too hard?

1219
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 3: Is it a little bit of a you problem? And

1220
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 3: Samantha said it might be a little bit of both.

1221
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: Ah, there's some honesty for you, Samantha. How much therapy

1222
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: did you have to do to get to that point?

1223
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 3: No, I am okay, Brook, you lost a couple times

1224
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 3: in the last month. What's your excuse? And don't say

1225
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 3: it's my fault for reading the questions badly?

1226
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: Well, then I don't have anything to say. Jeffrey, Obviously

1227
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 2: it's your fault.

1228
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Yeah, put all the blame on me.

1229
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 2: I will say, get to the spot, would it be sure?

1230
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 3: It's so funny cried himself to sleep every night. That's

1231
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 3: a time every time a player lost, thinking this was

1232
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 3: my fault.

1233
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason Pat say Jack actually retired because

1234
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: you're so bad.

1235
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 3: The shame and gifts yees. Now, let's send you out

1236
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 3: of the studio so we can help Samantha finally get

1237
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 3: that winy.

1238
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 4: That means I'm like Vanna Brown.

1239
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I got you well, Samantha. You know how this

1240
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 3: game works. You got thirty seconds to answer as many

1241
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1242
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 3: say past. But you have to beat Brook outright if

1243
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 3: you want to win. Are you ready?

1244
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 7: I'm ready?

1245
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 3: Good La, Your time starts now. Benedict's Cumberbatch celebrates a

1246
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 3: birthday today. He plays what character in the Marvel universe

1247
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: a chameleon lizard has how many layers of skin two

1248
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 3: four or twelve.

1249
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 10: Four?

1250
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 3: Red? And what other color mixed together make pink.

1251
01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 10: Yellow?

1252
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 3: In the US version of the Office, what's the name

1253
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 3: of the city they live in? In the fifteen hundreds,

1254
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: a woman in England was nicknamed Bloody Mary. What was

1255
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 3: her occupation. All right, Samantha, lazing through those questions. Good work.

1256
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 3: Now Brook's going to come back into the studio. And

1257
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 3: apparently Samantha works as a residential electrician.

1258
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh cool, Samantha.

1259
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, she works on a lot of newer houses lately.

1260
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 3: And because I'm the master of casual conversation, yes, let's

1261
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 3: hear it, I want to ask you, Samantha, what's the

1262
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 3: deal with dimmers? Right now?

1263
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 9: They out, they're always in.

1264
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 3: Let me ask the residential electrician Brook. I think she's

1265
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 3: the expert. What's your opinion on dimmers?

1266
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, everybody likes the dimmer.

1267
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, install lighting without dimmers. I would ask her, like

1268
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: her ideas on can lighting, because that feels out.

1269
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 3: Right now, lights and cans in the ceiling. Oh, I

1270
01:01:59,440 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 3: know what.

1271
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,919
Speaker 4: You're talking about the type of lighting. Yeah, sure, kind

1272
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 4: of yeah, Okay, Sorry, we don't we don't own a

1273
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 4: bunch of houses like Brooke.

1274
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 7: We know.

1275
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm an electrician's daughter.

1276
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 3: A true.

1277
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 2: Wire caps is Barbie cups.

1278
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 3: When I was a little It's actually awesome and highly dangerous,

1279
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 3: but they were live when you were playing with them.

1280
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: Right, of course, my God only gave me live wires.

1281
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 2: A good shot keeps the heart going.

1282
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 3: Ye, yes, Samantha, do you support that?

1283
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 7: Now?

1284
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 3: Brook, you got to answer some questions. Are you ready?

1285
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 4: I'm ready?

1286
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Benedict Cumberbatch celebrates the birthday today

1287
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 3: he plays what character in the Marvel universe?

1288
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 2: Uh, mister spy man, a.

1289
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 3: Chameleon lizard has how many layers of skin? Two? Four

1290
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 3: or twelve?

1291
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go thick, twelve, red?

1292
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 3: And what other color mixed together make pink white? In

1293
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 3: the US version of the Office, what's the name of

1294
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 3: the city they live in?

1295
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 2: Scranton, Pennsylvania.

1296
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 3: In the fifteen hundreds, a woman in England was nicknamed

1297
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 3: Bloody Mary. What was her occupation?

1298
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 2: She was a housemaid.

1299
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 3: All this could be a tie one to day. We're

1300
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 3: gonna head on over to the scoreboard to check out

1301
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 3: how you both did with Jose.

1302
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 12: Other weaknesses were slow learners, and we're not particularly good listeners.

1303
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 11: We're also slow learners.

1304
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 4: Samantha, you got to today.

1305
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 2: I don't know if I did it or not.

1306
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 4: Brook also.

1307
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 3: Another tie.

1308
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: She's gonna say Bloody Mary's name three times in a mirror,

1309
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: and then she's gonna haunt me forever.

1310
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,479
Speaker 3: Ties do go to the house on the Samantham. Sorry,

1311
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 3: but let's go over the answers for everybody. Benedict Cumberbat

1312
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 3: celebrates a birthday today. He plays Doctor Strange in the

1313
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 3: Marvel Universe.

1314
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 2: It's some sort of mystering or something.

1315
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 3: A chameleon lizard has four layers of skin. There's their

1316
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 3: outer protective layer and three color changing layers.

1317
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 4: Cool playing with thick lizards.

1318
01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, red and white mixed to gather make the color

1319
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 3: pink in the Office US version. They live in the

1320
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 3: city of Scranton, Pennsylvania, and in the fifteen hundreds, the

1321
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 3: woman Bloody Mary was the Queen of England.

1322
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 4: Queen Mary chilled everybody.

1323
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 2: You guys did the bloody merry thing right in the

1324
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,439
Speaker 2: mirror when you were a kids.

1325
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 3: I was way too scared ever try it. Yeah, fully

1326
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 3: did it, but I knew about it. Samantha unfortunately was

1327
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 3: not enough to be brooke Today. The good news is

1328
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 3: just for playing, We're gonna give you twenty six dollars

1329
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 3: and Dick's driving vouchers. They're celebrating their seventieth anniversary as

1330
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 3: pmw's hometown favorite burger, serving up fresh, never frozen, juicy

1331
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 3: Burger's handcut fries and hand dipped shakes since nineteen fifty four,

1332
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 3: with nine locations in the Greater Seattle area.

1333
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 2: Awesome, Hey, you should be proud. You got a little

1334
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 2: closer today to a w you know.

1335
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm in my way there, I will be here.

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Speaker 7: You go.

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Speaker 3: Well, thanks for playing, Samantha. You can come back anytime.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Ning