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Speaker 2: Boys and berry farmer. Of course that's what you expect

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Speaker 1: You might as well give your farm to the BlackBerry farmer.

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Speaker 2: And that's what I did. Wow, that's why I know

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and gave it away.

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Speaker 2: Gave it away. I also my boys and berry farm. Wow,

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Speaker 2: Riley here, Riley, welcome to the pod.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for having me. I've been such a

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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, Riley is the new COO of OKOP, big

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Speaker 2: That's right, and he's he's here all weekend. We're having

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Speaker 2: We are literally going to take over Riley's hinto account

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Speaker 2: we are not held liable for all yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: That like that exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yea included exactly sign your life.

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Speaker 2: All your children are like actually our yes, yeah, we're

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Speaker 2: Daddy up, won't we won't torture this poor kid anymore.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into let's get into all right. The title

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Speaker 1: basically says it all it does. I twenty seven male,

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Speaker 1: Gotta love those Apple backups.

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Speaker 1: We're going in the time machine. All right, is your

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Speaker 1: Avoid all that shit. Just get drunk with your homies.

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Speaker 5: Why go to therapy?

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Speaker 2: Drink and drive. Hey, that is what I have always said.

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Speaker 1: But more specifically, the okop.

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Speaker 2: I think he should go back and he's like to

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Speaker 1: I think he should, like you know how, like guys

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Speaker 1: Yip my test is, get some like hitch diamond studded

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Speaker 2: Your testicles, throw throw your over the review.

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Speaker 1: And your wife's on the freeway.

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Speaker 2: She catches a glimp of that fat sack and she's like,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, would you do?

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Speaker 2: What would you do? Riley Man?

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Speaker 3: So give in the circumstances honestly, maybe like talking to her, like, hey, why.

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to properly communicate with like empathy? This

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Speaker 3: Okay, So if I were to do this, I think

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry sorry, Sam's route.

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Speaker 3: Definitely bring out the testes, but you have to move

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ude was dragging your balls in the sand.

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Speaker 3: Also, you can skateboard, like the word your worst nightmare

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Speaker 3: I got green thumbs. Me and my great grandpa would

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm going to put this first. This. I

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Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, how do you like get toxic?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? There we go. You are in Los Angeles, after all,

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Speaker 2: Something sweet? Yeah, something sweet, like there's lots of sweet

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Speaker 2: See how also sounds suggested?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: You're right, right, all right? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: John?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Maybe something like any anything like you live? You

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Speaker 1: I live next to my grandma.

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Speaker 3: Makes me sound like I still live like with my grandma.

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Speaker 1: I live next to my grandma, but not with my grandma.

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Speaker 2: If that's what you were thinking, that's funny. Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: We stayed the profile alright, alright, so all right we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the Grandma one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I love that. I love that for you.

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Speaker 1: I'll let next to my grandma, but not with my grandma.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah she's cute. She's cute. Okay, okay, let's see.

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Speaker 2: So are we are we swiping or are we messaging? Here?

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Speaker 1: We can a message? We can message.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Okay, okay, so this is a match.

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Speaker 1: I'll brag about you to my friends if you're in

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Speaker 1: tune with your emotions. Okay, here we go. It was

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do dictation. There's warm summer day. I was

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Speaker 1: I was with my grandpa picking being how do I

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're picking the wrong thing. It's a different microphone.

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Speaker 1: This is not this one to dictate.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh you got the new os. I don't know

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Speaker 1: All right. It was beans, okay, all right, I'm just

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Speaker 1: Picking green beans, beans, picking green beans with my grandpa,

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Speaker 1: and I realized that one day he will be with

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Speaker 1: with the soil, and so will I. Soon, this chat

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Speaker 1: the Internet. Oh shit, I can't do anymore, so will I? Okay,

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Speaker 1: He will be one with the soil, and so will I. Okay, Wait,

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Speaker 1: we need, we need, we need, we need to turn this.

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Speaker 1: You're you're marrying me, You're in the tune with the emotions.

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Speaker 1: I cried, but but I cried but in a manly way.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice touch.

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Speaker 1: Please date me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I need to see I need to see people

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Speaker 2: All right, I got it. Yes, a lot of crops,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at Wendy all right. Uh uh, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how to rotate crops from my guard

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Speaker 6: and maybe you could teach me, that's what she said.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. Ye memo? No, no, no voice memo?

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Speaker 1: Nov can we not do a voice memo?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I guess you can leave. Oh this is where

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Speaker 2: you do it text to speech. Oh, I see you're

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Speaker 2: saying that's weird.

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Speaker 1: Did it work?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Is it working?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not that's weird. What if we did like,

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Speaker 2: what if we asked there, Yes, yes, I'm a farmer,

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Speaker 2: and a girl on Tinder asked me, said I don't

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Speaker 2: know how to rotate my crops. Can you maybe teach me? Response?

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Speaker 6: That's actually a hilarious show idea that is so funny.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so what is it?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So I'm a farmer and a girl messaged.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Let's see.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't feel, but something tells bro

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Speaker 2: chat GPT trying to get it. I don't mean we

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Speaker 1: A little When was that a little more more TLC

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Then just crop rotation. Want me to show you my

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Speaker 2: That this Gordon and that chat GPT actually said that

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Speaker 1: And it added a winky face at the edge.

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Speaker 2: Want me to show you my plowing technique and then

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Speaker 2: if she responds, you're literally like and she gets off

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Speaker 2: flirt like, oh I am talking about the John Deere

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Speaker 2: RX nine thousand, Like what what are you speaking of?

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Speaker 1: What else we got? Job?

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Speaker 2: I was legendary? Wow chat ChiPT chat for the No,

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Speaker 2: we go. Only only only ever, only ever grown a

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Speaker 2: These girls want to know how to rotate crops.

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Speaker 1: Dang, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Should we said in the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Here, Let's let's let's see what chat GBT does. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can you can you text me the message.

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Speaker 2: Thank you that? Oh that's okay, sure, we'll heart that.

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Speaker 5: I don't think we can.

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Speaker 1: This is a game changer right here, chat ept.

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Speaker 5: It's only like the demo version of it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be nuts when they when they

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Speaker 2: you're doing that, to see if we got any other

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Speaker 2: any any any want to be farmers? Over here? Wow?

443
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: Every everyone wants you to start start the chat over here.

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Speaker 2: Oh this one looks like when I can ruin. I

445
00:25:43,320 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 2: love gluten. Where's gluten? Damn it? Gluten? Here we go.

446
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: Let's see appreciate vegan food with me.

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Speaker 1: It's cute.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, coming back to well.

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Speaker 1: It's always fun to try something new, and I'm always

450
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Speaker 1: looking for a gardening partner. How about you and me

451
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Speaker 1: start growing our own little field of dreams together? Winky face?

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Speaker 2: I love that? Can you text that to Riley? Aka me?

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Speaker 5: So dangerous?

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Speaker 6: I have a great idea else we got I might

455
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Speaker 6: do an original one for this one. I just came

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Speaker 6: up with a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Since that shows up, we're just violating your privacy so

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Speaker 2: hard right now? Did you send it to me or Riley? Oh? Nice? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Here we go? Gotcha?

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Speaker 1: The fuck?

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Speaker 5: I just yeah? Is it overheating?

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Speaker 1: We need to get the yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so funny. I got a good one

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Speaker 2: for this one.

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Speaker 6: I got a good one for this one. I actually like,

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Speaker 6: no prompt because it's a blatant canvas.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I could, I could, I

468
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 2: can bring it, I can bring it. She just said, Hi,

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Speaker 2: So now now I'm now I'm coming in with the heater.

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Speaker 2: I was just like some like all day boom. Are

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00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,199
Speaker 2: you ready? Yep? All right. So the next one is Brittany,

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00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: who says, Hi, two eyes. So I am, I am initiated.

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00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 2: I'm taking the initiative. You're and starting the conversation. Hi, Brittany,

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Speaker 2: you remind me of a gorgeous ripe juicy tomato mh,

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Speaker 2: that I harvested. How do you spell tomato tomato tomato

476
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: that I harvested recently? Mh.

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Speaker 5: I'm yeah changed, kah.

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Speaker 2: We could probably wrap out of this one, please, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's for me it No, we'll have to have to

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Speaker 2: bring it back, dude, yes, every time you, yeah, you visit,

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Speaker 2: we'll have to. Uh, I'll have to get one of

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Speaker 2: the in there. But it always it always has to

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Speaker 2: be your your dating profiles.

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Speaker 5: IM down.

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Speaker 3: I'll just delete it when I go home, so no one,

486
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Speaker 3: you guys can't get ahold of it.

487
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Speaker 2: Somehow We're gonna have our own rand a story like

488
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Speaker 2: my boss has infiltrated my Apple security changed it, oh,

489
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Speaker 2: like the settings or something.

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Speaker 5: It's pretty clean.

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00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well probably the last few minutes too, So okay,

492
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: all right, So I found Brittany. She said hi with

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Speaker 2: two eyes. So I'm replying, Hi, Brittany, you remind me

494
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: of a gorgeous, a gorgeous ripe, juicy tomato that I

495
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: harvested recently, plump. You see, the thing is I love tomatoes.

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00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: Legend has it that tomatoes were the tool that or

497
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: legend has it that tomatoes were what the Neanderthals used two

498
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Speaker 2: propose to a beautiful mate. So here oops, so here,

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Speaker 2: I am a humble man. He keeps bugging out on me.

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Speaker 2: Humble man standing before a gorgeous tomato, beautiful, wondering poetic,

501
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Speaker 2: if you wondering if I would have the honor honor

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Speaker 2: of watering your seed? Beautiful all together? Hi, Brittany, you

503
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: remind me of a gorgeous ripe, juicy tomato that I

504
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 2: harvested recently. You see, the thing is I love tomatoes.

505
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: Legend has the tomatoes were what the Neanderthals used to

506
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 2: propose to a beautiful mate. So here, I am a

507
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: humble man standing before a gorgeous tomato, wondering if I

508
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: could have the honor of watering your seed send beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how to feel.

510
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Dude, You're literally gonna have you're blow up. Someone just

511
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: messaged you, Hi, Riley, my dad was bald. Hell yeah,

512
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Speaker 2: I had to give it kell Yeah to that.

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Speaker 1: You should say, uh uh if your dad's head is

514
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Speaker 1: anything like that? Pasia in Oh my god, right I

515
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: say that, but say it.

516
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: Right now. I'm making it better. H cuachi okay boom so,

517
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: I wrote, She wrote, Hi, Rally, my dad was bald?

518
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: I wrote, hell yeah, if your dad, if your dad's

519
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: head is anything like your dank cuchie palooza, I'm in

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00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 2: what oh my.

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Speaker 5: I can't sellow.

522
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: And that's that's all. That's all We're going to torture

523
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: for Riley today. That's all we're gonna do really quick.

524
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: Did I never tell you that I went viral and

525
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: Reddit from my bumble posts?

526
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: Really? No?

527
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,239
Speaker 1: What do you want to read it too?

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00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: I al right, Okay, So this was like, like I

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Speaker 1: don't know, like over a year ago. Let's see if

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Speaker 1: I can Let's see if I can read it.

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Speaker 2: See not.

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Speaker 5: To respond.

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Speaker 2: Imagine, she responds like, marry me.

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Speaker 1: I actually went in a couple dates with this girl. Uh, alright,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna send it, all right. I love that.

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Speaker 6: M Oh my god, that's bro. You never told me

539
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Speaker 6: about this. Okay, all right, this is so great.

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Speaker 2: Wow. So this has eighteen thousand of votes in what

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Speaker 2: oh in r slage tender nice, the title is whispered

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Speaker 2: Dirty American Things into My Ear Maddie, Oh yeah, this

543
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Speaker 2: is it. Okay. Unfortunately years in the States has deluded

544
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Speaker 2: my accent entirely, referring to his sexy Australian accent mate.

545
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Speaker 2: But my mom has it. So every once in a

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Speaker 2: while I'll have a word weird and my roommates will

547
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: give me shit. Haha. Yikes. I'm a sucker for accents,

548
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: especially aussy accents, sad face, disappointed face, big yikes. I'm

549
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: also into accents. What's yours? How about an American accent?

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00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: Smirk that you don't hear those often? It's not like

551
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Speaker 2: you live here, exit or anything, sam Oh, so exotic,

552
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 2: smirky face, smirky face, whispered dirty American Things in my ear?

553
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: Like the McDonald olds or systemic racism. Wow, dude, you

554
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 2: literally never told me about this. Yeah, bro to oh ship,

555
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: there's enough bro not day up bro oh ship.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the second most upudding thing on my page.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am. I am dying right now.

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00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 6: I'm dying of excitement posts top like we don't know

559
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 6: how to use Reddit.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, you're you're popping over here. Okay here it

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Speaker 2: is part two. Lemeo leo, I say lemeo. Uh sorry,

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Speaker 2: I studied abroad in Sydney. Now I call it uh

563
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Speaker 2: macas what is it? Macus macus? Now I call it macus.

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Speaker 2: I'm so cultured? Huh uh is.

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Speaker 1: That a turn on?

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Speaker 2: Smirk blush face sam, the drooling emoji so culture with

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Speaker 2: the maccus h that it makes me want to samaca

568
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Speaker 2: my lips on your lips. Waw. I appreciate the effort

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Speaker 2: with that one. That's what my ex girlfriend said in

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Speaker 2: bed lemeo facts men are disappointing. What can I say?

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00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: Hm?

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, wow that was geez. You never told us

573
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: about this, Damn. I'm like, I'm like happy that I

574
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 2: now know it, but also salty that I didn't see it.

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00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: And that's another episode of Riley and Sam's Love Chronicles.

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00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 2: Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: This is okop. I'm samuel daughter and I'm John Frott.

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Speaker 1: We tell the funniest stories, the most interesting questions off Reddit.

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Speaker 1: So John, I have a question for you. Hit me,

580
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Speaker 1: what's one cool fact that you think other people should know?

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Speaker 2: This is like a know it all story.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know. Get ready for the funnest facts

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Speaker 1: of year life. Yeah, human's ability to smell petrocore, which

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Speaker 1: is the smell of wet earth from rain, is greater

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Speaker 1: than a shark's ability to smell blood in water.

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Speaker 2: You're kidding. Yeah, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not kidding, but I honestly don't know how

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Speaker 1: incredible it is. How useful is smelling fresh rain?

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00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: It's not? Okay? So is it? Is it useful? I

590
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: would say no, Like sharks can smell blood like a

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00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 2: mile away or something like that. Like the fact that

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00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: our sense of smell for that it's useless but astounding

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00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 2: at the same time, other than our technology in our brains,

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00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: we seem so useless against sharks.

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Speaker 1: We're so freaking useless, so useless useless. Fact number two,

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Speaker 1: the patent for the fire hydrant was lost in a fire.

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Speaker 2: No what fact? Number three.

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Speaker 1: Muscles do not develop the same in everyone, and their

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00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: exact origins slash insertions can differ between people. In some

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Speaker 1: the biceps have three or more heads as opposed to

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Speaker 1: the normal two. Some muscles are entirely absent, such as

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Speaker 1: the psoas minor found in forty percent of humans and

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Speaker 1: the sternalis only found in seven point eight percent.

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Speaker 2: Who names these?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, but they're trying to make me

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Speaker 1: in a tongue twist seriously, Like I don't have all

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Speaker 1: the muscles in my tongue to be able to freaking

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Speaker 1: say all those we can.

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Speaker 2: We employ the kiss model with like scientific naming.

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Speaker 1: What's the kiss model?

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Speaker 2: Keep it simple? Stupid?

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Speaker 1: Ah okay, I thought we were just going to be

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Speaker 1: making out with si. Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you find a four leaf clover, then there's a

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Speaker 1: pretty good chance that there are other four leaf clovers

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Speaker 1: right next to it.

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00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 2: So unlimited luck like you have it in luck.

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Speaker 1: Acacia trees were shown to send chemical signals to other

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Speaker 1: trees that they were being overgrazed, causing the Acacia trees

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Speaker 1: to increase the production of a specific chemical that would

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Speaker 1: kill the animals grazing on them.

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Speaker 2: What murder trees.

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Speaker 1: Dogs that are slightly underweight live on average of two

625
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Speaker 1: years longer than dogs that are slightly overweight, So stop

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Speaker 1: feeding your dogs you. Gan Aldron, the father of the

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Speaker 1: famous moon landing astronaut Buzz Aldron, not only witnessed the

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Speaker 1: Wright brothers first flight, but also went on to see

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Speaker 1: his son land on the moon all within his lifespan.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to it, to Eugene, one person witnessing so

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Speaker 2: much history.

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Speaker 1: The shell is part of the turtles exoskeleton. You got

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Speaker 1: to grow that thing, John, Those are all my fun facts.

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Speaker 1: What do you have for us?

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Speaker 2: Yes? What do you not own enough of? I mean

636
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: we can all own more things. John.

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Speaker 1: I'm a simple guy. You're a simple I'm like a

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00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: monk in the Himalayas.

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Speaker 2: It is so much better to live with less things.

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Speaker 1: That is true. That is true. That being said, I

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00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind a yacht.

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00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: Well, there's lots of maintenance. You got to You personally

643
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Speaker 2: don't have to, but somebody I'd.

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Speaker 1: Like the yacht to come with all of the things

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00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: to maintain the yacht. So a whole crew or a

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Speaker 1: barnacle man.

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Speaker 2: The first one that we got bulls got to rewash

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Speaker 2: the same two. When I eat my cinnamon toast crunch,

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00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 2: I feel this on such a like molecular spiritual level.

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Speaker 2: How many bulls do you have?

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Speaker 1: We have four people in the bar, so we have

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Speaker 1: a decent amount of bowls. But the thing about having

653
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Speaker 1: a lot of bowls is your dishwasher always gets full.

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Speaker 2: I hear you, Okay, I think I think we're on

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Speaker 2: the opposite ends of the spectrum here. I have five

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Speaker 2: good bowls for two people, so we technically have nine bowls,

657
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Speaker 2: but they're like little kitty like Ikea bowls. I can't

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Speaker 2: stir my own. I would be.

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