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Speaker 1: blogs on the Fresh SOCYC we're running in our diaries,

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Speaker 1: where's it a CIA wedding? Go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so, dear blog, my cousin got married over the

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Speaker 2: weekend in Virginia and congrats to them before the is

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Speaker 2: it isn't it interesting that it was in Virginia? Okay,

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Speaker 2: So I want to take it back though to the

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Speaker 2: first time that I met the wonderful man that she

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Speaker 2: married over the weekend.

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Speaker 3: And that was a little.

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Speaker 1: Wonderful man because he's got access to all your phone records.

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Speaker 2: Oh, chef's kiss the best man I ever met. So

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Speaker 2: before I met him a little while ago, I was told,

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Speaker 2: because I guess my family knows who I am as

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Speaker 2: a person, you're gonna meet your cousin's fiance, do not

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Speaker 2: ask him what.

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Speaker 3: He does for a living.

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Speaker 2: And first of all, I'm like, Okay, how convenient, Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: he has some sort of secret job that he can't

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Speaker 2: talk about, Like is he a drug dealer?

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Speaker 3: Like I need to look this man in.

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Speaker 2: The eye, because how convenie, you can say, Listen, don't

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Speaker 2: ask me about my job.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to.

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Speaker 1: Explain it be a nice benefit, you'd be like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to stay out all nights tonight. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to go to the the adult club, right, have

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Speaker 1: to right part of my secret job.

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Speaker 3: Like it's the perfect lie. So I meet him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing a sting at Monday night football and

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Speaker 1: Hooters tonight with my friends. It's a sting. No, it's

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Speaker 1: just a sting, I tell you, it's just thing right.

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Speaker 2: I was already like I don't know, you know, I'm

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Speaker 2: protective whatever. My cousin's younger. So I meet him and

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Speaker 2: the whole thing is we're playing in my head and

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Speaker 2: he's asking me what I do and all these questions,

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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 3: We had an awkward silence.

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Speaker 2: He's looking at me, I'm looking at him, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about me, and I literally just word vomited.

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Speaker 3: What do you do? Okay?

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Speaker 2: And he was like, I work for the government, period, like,

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Speaker 2: never said anything else, and so I was like interesting, interesting, interesting.

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Speaker 2: So then over the weekend didn't think much more about it,

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Speaker 2: but like, I do know, I do know that he

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Speaker 2: does something in that line, okay. So I meet some

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Speaker 2: people that know him, okay, and the drinks start flowing

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, how do you guys know each other?

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Speaker 2: You know, looking people in the eye and they're not

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Speaker 2: really giving me real answers, and I said, what's the

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Speaker 2: After a couple drinks, what's the craziest thing you ever

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Speaker 2: seen him do? And He's like, lift four hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty pounds and I was like what and He's like,

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Speaker 2: or speak fluent Arabic, and I'm like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: So now everyone at the wedding is just I'm just

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Speaker 2: suspicious of everyone at the wedding.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at the waiters.

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Speaker 2: All the waiters are tiny and they're you know whatever,

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Speaker 2: But there's this one.

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Speaker 1: How does that happen to see? Listen?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you because I think one of the

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Speaker 2: waiters was not a real waiter.

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Speaker 3: This dude was huge, barely could carry a play and

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Speaker 3: is just in the corner staring at all of us.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, I think that he's not a real wow. Wow,

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Speaker 3: I think we're being watched.

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Speaker 1: He was a plant.

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Speaker 3: But no, really, like I genuinely think that.

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Speaker 2: Like they started answering questions that they probably weren't supposed

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Speaker 2: to after a few drinks, and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: not the one, Like I shouldn't be asked to keep

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Speaker 2: a secret, Like I don't want to be any part

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Speaker 2: of this.

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Speaker 1: Shelley's husband military Mike, Like, you know, she doesn't always

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Speaker 1: know exactly where he is. She knows what he does,

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Speaker 1: but you know he's in the Navy and he goes

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Speaker 1: on the ship and he goes out to wherever, and

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Speaker 1: unless he's taking shirtless pictures and he beat that, then

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Speaker 1: we don't know where he is. Yeah, so, and that

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Speaker 1: would be weird to be married to someone You're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you were gone for a month. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where you went exactly, but you went.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Just some of the stories and like why were you

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Speaker 2: guys in the Middle East and what were you doing.

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Speaker 2: They's just like a whole bunch of stuff. And basically

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Speaker 2: I can't hang because after I had like two whiskeys,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was not enjoying the wedding.

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Speaker 3: I was just asking everyone questions.

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Speaker 1: I want to know too, I'd be super curious.

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Speaker 2: But like, I genuinely think that this waiter was like

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Speaker 2: protecting us because they were like multiple important people.

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Speaker 3: I don't it was very odd in case.

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Speaker 1: The Russians invaded or something.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I was like, I was just like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. The big waiter was hot too.

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Speaker 1: It was hot, definitely CIA then in that case, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Like, why can you live four

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty pounds by yourself?

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Speaker 1: I met a woman once who her husband worked in

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Speaker 1: a Pentagon and she had no married to him, dated

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Speaker 1: him for a long time, married him, had no idea

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Speaker 1: what he did, knew that he worked there, no idea,

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Speaker 1: no clue that maybe she did. And then it was

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Speaker 1: gonna tell anybody. But like I got the impression, she's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I've never known what he does.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do. I learned that I could not do that.

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Speaker 2: And what's to stop these men from saying that? And

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Speaker 2: then it's not true.

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Speaker 3: Now that's what I'm talking about. Right, You work for

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Speaker 3: the Pentagon? Is that where you go every day? Right?

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Speaker 1: Well, I do the same thing here. It's a long

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Speaker 1: like the CIA, except to see opposite. I come in here,

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Speaker 1: I say whatever I want, and then when I go

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Speaker 1: home and if i'm you know, family or friends or

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Speaker 1: dating somebody or whatever mine. I had to do that.

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Speaker 1: I had to tell that story. I had to take

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Speaker 1: those liberties. I had to I had to embellish. I

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Speaker 1: had to my job. Okay, it's my job to embellish.

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Speaker 1: It's my job to talk smack. It's the we are

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Speaker 1: opposite CIA agents. We are CIA agents inside out. I

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Speaker 1: could never I can't keep one secret. I could never

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Speaker 1: do it. But my mom just got a little tippy

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Speaker 1: to and was like, no, you look too small to

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Speaker 1: be in this or that. I'm like, Mom, be quiet.

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Speaker 1: You don't know who you're talking. You don't know who

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Speaker 1: you're you don't know who you're talking to. They've already

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Speaker 1: gone through your personal records. Yes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it was a really small wedding. I wonder

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Speaker 3: if we were all like vetted

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Speaker 1: Maybe you were, well, you probably wouldn't have gotten in

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Speaker 1: if that