Speaker 1: Welcome back to Eppen too of emergency Intercom. Yes, sir, please,
Speaker 1: yes it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that looks nice. It's eighty degrees inside. We're really
Speaker 2: sweaty today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've realized.
Speaker 2: The hell we trapped ourselves in.
Speaker 1: By starting this in the summer in our fucking.
Speaker 2: Dungeon, in our kitchen dungeon. The hottest room in the house, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Literally the hottest rooms in the house in the summer
Speaker 1: are you and Josh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrible because I have all those windows. It's
Speaker 2: so bad, but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Speaker 2: And I actually like living in heat. I am like
Speaker 2: a warm body person by nature. I would rather be
Speaker 2: hot than cold.
Speaker 1: I agree with that because when I was at the
Speaker 1: beach yesterday, I went to the beach alone for the
Speaker 1: first time yesterday because I decided I would like to
Speaker 1: start doing things alone because I'm very dependent in being
Speaker 1: around others because I get a lot, like really scared
Speaker 1: of being alone. Anyways, when I was at the beach,
Speaker 1: I was cold, and I was like, dude, Miami, I
Speaker 1: like cannot wait to be back in Miami heat on
Speaker 1: the beach because like the point of being at the
Speaker 1: beach is to be literally drowning in heat.
Speaker 2: You want to be like sweating.
Speaker 1: You want to be sweating so you can get in
Speaker 1: the water and cool down and then do that a
Speaker 1: million times.
Speaker 2: Does anybody else think that just like Miami Heat hits different.
Speaker 1: I hate you so far.
Speaker 2: I think it just hits it different.
Speaker 1: The basketball team literally me in middle school acting like
Speaker 1: I give a fuck about basketball because the boy I
Speaker 1: liked was really into basketball and the Miami Heat was
Speaker 1: in the finals, and I was like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, yes, name five players on Miami Heat the starting class.
Speaker 1: I can name five players that used to be on there.
Speaker 1: I could name the three lebron Chris Bosh, and Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1: That was like the they were like the.
Speaker 2: Superpower Yeah, yeah, they were. Literally the NBA has superpower teams.
Speaker 2: We don't have to talk about it because I will
Speaker 2: go in it's especially those sports. No sports.
Speaker 1: But what we should talk about is my fucked up
Speaker 1: sleeping schedule. Yes, and we kind of lightly touched on
Speaker 1: this in the last episode about how like me and
Speaker 1: Drew switch off with our mental health. So this past
Speaker 1: week I've been spiraling.
Speaker 2: Literally spiraling. It's like it's traumatizing to twenty eighteen almost
Speaker 2: where I'm like, this bitch is teetering on like a
Speaker 2: full blown depressive episode and we need to save her.
Speaker 1: I know, Summer, dude, that is the scariest Oh, Gona,
Speaker 1: we really.
Speaker 2: Need to save somewhere. We need to get you help.
Speaker 1: So for context to that, in twenty eighteen, I was
Speaker 1: in genuine one of the worst depressive episode of my life.
Speaker 1: It dragged on it twenty nineteen. It was terrifying to
Speaker 1: be around. It was terrifying to witness. It hurt all
Speaker 1: of my friendships and relationships. It literally was destroying me
Speaker 1: and everything around me. But yeah, one of the key
Speaker 1: signs of it starting was like my sleeping schedule just
Speaker 1: got obliterated because I had no motivation to like get
Speaker 1: up and get out of bed or do anything. And
Speaker 1: then like I was too sad to like eat, So
Speaker 1: then like basically what happens to me is I'll stay
Speaker 1: up till like the fucking ass crack.
Speaker 2: Of dawn literally seven am. Yeah, like, no, you were
Speaker 2: going to sleep at like three am, but sleeping until
Speaker 2: six pm. You were just sleeping, I know.
Speaker 1: But in twenty eighteen, it got to the point that
Speaker 1: I would stay up till like six and then I
Speaker 1: would sleep all day. But it's slowly been getting there
Speaker 1: because like I slept at three am and then woke
Speaker 1: up at three pm. That's twelve hours of sleep.
Speaker 2: And I and I'm like in the background doing my
Speaker 2: little task, like just trying to wake up in the
Speaker 2: in the morning, and she like she just doesn't And
Speaker 2: I tried to like give her my advice. What I
Speaker 2: did to get my sleeping schedule back on check was
Speaker 2: putting my phone on the other side of the room
Speaker 2: with an alarm set and it just forces you out
Speaker 2: of bed, Like.
Speaker 1: It did do that today. It just forces you to
Speaker 1: get twenty extra minutes. But it did help me get up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, my sleeping schedule just goes to shit. And
Speaker 1: then like because I wake up so late, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to have for breakfast. I don't
Speaker 1: even want a coffee. It's so late in the day.
Speaker 1: I don't want a coffee. And then like I even
Speaker 1: lose my appetite for coffee, and that is a key
Speaker 1: sign that something is scary. I don't want a coffee.
Speaker 2: That's scary, like and is literally the girl like, don't
Speaker 2: talk to me before my cafe literally if she doesn't
Speaker 2: have her coffee, like don't talk to me.
Speaker 1: At all all day. So yeah, so we've just been
Speaker 1: like talking about that recently and literally how your sleep
Speaker 1: schedule fully does coincide with your mental health.
Speaker 2: As as well as like I hate to say it,
Speaker 2: but like fitness, yeah, and gut health like that shit,
Speaker 2: Like it.
Speaker 1: Sounds so annoying, but I genuinely this is like.
Speaker 2: The propaganda of fitness and gut health.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the propaganda is kind of true.
Speaker 2: It's a propaganda.
Speaker 1: It's really because like I was saying, like I kept
Speaker 1: I keep thinking about last year. I'm like, dude, I
Speaker 1: was in such a good spot mentally, but like my
Speaker 1: sleeping schedule was awesome. I was sleeping at latest like
Speaker 1: two am, but then waking up at like nine thirty
Speaker 1: ten am every day, which I know some people are
Speaker 1: like that's late, but nine ten thirty am is my
Speaker 1: favorite waking up time because.
Speaker 2: If I have too much time, I was about to say.
Speaker 1: It will treat me the opposite, and I will also.
Speaker 2: See yeah, like waking us waking up at like nine
Speaker 2: ten is like the six am seven am for the
Speaker 2: regular girlies, because like when you have nothing to do,
Speaker 2: all day, especially in a pandemic like filling the time,
Speaker 2: it's impossible. Literally you just go insane. And that's why
Speaker 2: screen time back to that is so high because there's
Speaker 2: just nothing to do.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and like I want to like start riding
Speaker 1: my bike again because it felt so free. I just
Speaker 1: felt like a free girl listening to cop By Florence
Speaker 1: in the machine riding my bike, just like living my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to start working out. I want to
Speaker 2: get get active again. I want to do hot pilates again,
Speaker 2: because that ship was on that so udimately life changing.
Speaker 2: Like I know it sounds crazy, but like that is
Speaker 2: the hardest I've ever worked out in my entire life.
Speaker 2: Like that is that is so crazy.
Speaker 1: It literally is insane. People like even me, when I
Speaker 1: used to think of pilates and yoga, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: that shits such like w that's shit is so whack,
Speaker 1: like it's but then when you're in that class, especially
Speaker 1: in a hot class, it is insane how intense those workouts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lotis is like a very intense form of workout. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then also on top of that, the humidity in
Speaker 2: those rooms is like fucking seventy percent and then you're
Speaker 2: also breathing in everybody else's sweat humidity, which is disgusting. Like,
Speaker 2: it's absolutely discussed, that's the.
Speaker 1: First thing to go for COVID.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, fuck that hot. Yeah, literally, but I
Speaker 2: was just thinking we should just do hot plates in
Speaker 2: our kitchen in the daytime because it's literal eighty three
Speaker 2: degrees in a year.
Speaker 1: That was one of the best parts about working out
Speaker 1: last year is like the house would be so fucking
Speaker 1: hot and I would literally just come in and like
Speaker 1: from the ad general adrenaline of riding my bike, I
Speaker 1: would come inside and like work out and then I
Speaker 1: would feel fucking awesome and take like a cool shower
Speaker 1: and it was like, which also, like this is probably
Speaker 1: a hot take, but it's just my personal experience with
Speaker 1: my like body dysmorphia. It doesn't like I do not
Speaker 1: work out with the intent of looking good or like
Speaker 1: anything like that, because yeah, I don't. I don't ever
Speaker 1: have that intent for me. Like working out is literally
Speaker 1: as someone who also struggles with like aggress Now I
Speaker 1: don't I don't have aggression issues. I don't want to aggressive,
Speaker 1: but I can get very like heated up and upset
Speaker 1: and like that physical like release is very good for
Speaker 1: my brain chemistry.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, for me, it's like it's
Speaker 2: not about looking a certain way because I like the
Speaker 2: way I look. It's purely about like releasing those feel
Speaker 2: good chemicals in my brain and making me feel good.
Speaker 2: And also like the neurotic part of me is like
Speaker 2: if I miss a day, it'll fuck me up, and
Speaker 2: then it just keeps me on schedule and then I'm
Speaker 2: just like slowly getting home. That's right.
Speaker 1: So hard to get back into it because like you know,
Speaker 1: once you do, it's like a commitment you have to like.
Speaker 2: Stay predictive personality, I know, fully diving.
Speaker 1: Oh but what I was saying is it helps my
Speaker 1: body dysmorphia. Like when we did those hot pilates classes,
Speaker 1: I was like in a very bad state with my
Speaker 1: like body image in like late twenty nineteen, and we
Speaker 1: just did one class and I felt so good about
Speaker 1: myself because it just felt good to like use my
Speaker 1: body for like kind of what it's made for, to
Speaker 1: like move, and just that alone, I felt like very
Speaker 1: secure because I was like, dude, I could go and
Speaker 1: like work out if I wanted, and like that alone
Speaker 1: made me feel like hot as fuck.
Speaker 2: I was like, girl strung, I'm working out.
Speaker 1: I could carry it a five pound weig.
Speaker 2: Girl, she can lift up a one gallon jug of
Speaker 2: milk on her own. Like with one arm, you can
Speaker 2: carry a gallon of boke up the stairs. That is
Speaker 2: one of the most embarrassing things to me is like actually,
Speaker 2: like if you set a milk jug in front of
Speaker 2: me and was like, take your left arm and lift
Speaker 2: it up, It's actually a struggle for me. That's how
Speaker 2: we got Like it's literally like I can't do it.
Speaker 1: That is not something you tell the public.
Speaker 2: But also that just colignes like I need. I also
Speaker 2: do partly like want to get like super fucking ripped,
Speaker 2: because like how funny would that be is if one
Speaker 2: day I just like take off my shirt on Instagram
Speaker 2: and I am literally like built like a goss. I
Speaker 2: have like the perfect genetics for it, like I have,
Speaker 2: I have the broad show.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, because I also, like
Speaker 1: I will say again, I don't. I just want to
Speaker 1: like clarify me and Dre are not like workout junkies
Speaker 1: because we're like we want to be sexy. I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. I feel sexy in the most odd moments,
Speaker 1: like I don't give a fuck, like working out will
Speaker 1: make me feel good. I don't think anyone needs to
Speaker 1: work out to be sexy, but I will say what
Speaker 1: I was working out. I am one of those dumb
Speaker 1: bitches that if I worked out for two weeks, I
Speaker 1: would like. You saw it when I was working out
Speaker 1: last summer and I randomly like started to.
Speaker 2: Have Yeah, you would like kind of show them off
Speaker 2: a little bit sometimes.
Speaker 1: But like because I was because I was so old,
Speaker 1: because you were in Texas and Josh was in OC
Speaker 1: so I was just so alone and I was like,
Speaker 1: literally no one seeing me get ripped this shit like, which,
Speaker 1: again I don't care, but it was just such a
Speaker 1: funny point in my life because I've never worked out before. Then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also, what you eat does affect you, and I
Speaker 1: fully believe that.
Speaker 2: Literally, I like people told me that my entire life.
Speaker 2: They were always like, what you put in your body
Speaker 2: really does matter, like it matters, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't fucking care, Like I'm gonna eat this chicken nugget,
Speaker 2: like I don't give a shit. But now that I'm
Speaker 2: like older, I'm like and I've I've given it a
Speaker 2: second thought, I'm like, wait, like that's what our body
Speaker 2: runs on. Like what we put into it is what
Speaker 2: our body runs on. I mean it hasn't changed. Shit,
Speaker 2: I still eat a bag of fucking talkies a day
Speaker 2: and dream three flat sodas. But like it doesn't so gross.
Speaker 1: I call them a garbage just folls it the other day.
Speaker 2: It's the really shit suck it is. So it's the
Speaker 2: really shit Like if people leave their leftovers around me
Speaker 2: or like whatever it is, I'll just pick it up
Speaker 2: and eat it. I don't give a shit. But it
Speaker 2: is kind of good for me because if I didn't
Speaker 2: do that, I would literally only eat once a day. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about me, No.
Speaker 1: It's literally me and Drew have the worst habit where
Speaker 1: like we rarely have something we want to eat. Like
Speaker 1: I'm not somebody who like.
Speaker 2: So hard to decide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I get such decision anxiety about food. If
Speaker 1: I'm like ordering off an app or something, then I
Speaker 1: will literally stare at my options like for an hour,
Speaker 1: and then the hour.
Speaker 2: Goes by and then it's too late.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now it's nine o'clock and all, like the
Speaker 1: better options for food or clothes. And then I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: do I have to eat taco bell at like ten
Speaker 1: pm right now?
Speaker 2: And we do, and we I.
Speaker 1: Fucking feel like shit. Sometimes taco bet as good as fuck,
Speaker 1: But I thrive off of groceries. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, like, you're You've been really
Speaker 2: good this past like year two years of just like cooking,
Speaker 2: like you cook all the time and.
Speaker 1: Don't make it. I don't be on my like bone
Speaker 1: app of Tita shit where I'm cooking a bunch of
Speaker 1: different shit, Like I.
Speaker 2: Guess soup and eggs.
Speaker 1: I eat bean soup or like vegan tortilla soup without
Speaker 1: the tortilla.
Speaker 2: It's good as fuck, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: Or I eat salmon and a sturfry or eggs and
Speaker 1: granola like those are like the things or tuna sandwich.
Speaker 1: Those are like the six things I put in rotation
Speaker 1: and like are super easy to make for me, and
Speaker 1: I know how to make them down to the tea
Speaker 1: and it's like clockwork, and I can eat the same
Speaker 1: thing every single day. But I do have to be
Speaker 1: careful because I am this close to mercury.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, I was literally That's why
Speaker 2: I was laughing because I was like, this bitch literally
Speaker 2: only eats fish and it's like actually concerning. But who
Speaker 2: was that actor? I don't remember who it was, but
Speaker 2: literally like died of mercury poisoning from eating too much fish. Yes,
Speaker 2: and literally so fucking embarrassing about that, And it wouldn't
Speaker 2: even be funny. It would just be like it just
Speaker 2: be like like damnn, like it's like for real, like
Speaker 2: that that's how you're gonna die.
Speaker 1: Like I like, if I am not eating in, I
Speaker 1: will eat sushi, and if I'm eating in, I will
Speaker 1: have fish, and that is like really bad, and I
Speaker 1: know I shouldn't do it. I did get stuff to
Speaker 1: make other things, like again, last summer, I was making
Speaker 1: these really weird like tofu tacos and like, don't get
Speaker 1: it twisted. They were not fucking juicy and delicious. It was.
Speaker 1: They are delicious to me, but it's like bico de
Speaker 1: gayo like roasted or like grilled corn beans and tofu
Speaker 1: like that's what I was eating and like it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound that good, but like you and in salad, in anything,
Speaker 1: it's good, so like it's good.
Speaker 2: And you would also add your yeast seasoning.
Speaker 1: I'm literally a nutritional yeast to every.
Speaker 2: I hate that, like it just looks and sounds discussing.
Speaker 2: I know it's really good for you, and it actually
Speaker 2: tastes really fucking good, but like, don't call it that,
Speaker 2: like call it literally anything else. Like I don't want
Speaker 2: to eat yeast infection. I mean sometimes sometimes you have
Speaker 2: to eat east infection.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh I can't even say the name. But I
Speaker 1: know someone who said that one time they ingested.
Speaker 2: No, that literally actually made me nauseous. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: no one talks.
Speaker 1: About imaginal health enough publicly, like no one.
Speaker 2: Talks about We did have that conversation recently, like yeah.
Speaker 1: Where there was a TikTok where someone like was showing
Speaker 1: the difference between normal discharge and then like, uh, a
Speaker 1: yeast infection. But I also do think, like where did.
Speaker 2: She get the yeast from? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2: Where did she get that infection from? It looked too real.
Speaker 1: Oh though the discharge looked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the yeast infection discharge. Same thing to me.
Speaker 1: To me, the thing, it's like no one talks about it.
Speaker 1: But also I do think like vaginal health is so
Speaker 1: intuitive because like you see them underwear every single day.
Speaker 2: So you know, damn well, if like, what's that skin mark.
Speaker 1: Tuppy Custard is looking a little.
Speaker 2: Not call it that ever, ever, ever, again, the thought,
Speaker 2: oh that's what Tubby Custard is. It's this shirt.
Speaker 1: So yeah, if that Tubby Custer comes out looking a
Speaker 1: little more opique than usual, oh it's stinky, like you
Speaker 1: just have no smell and that's what makes them like
Speaker 1: kind of scary. Is like the Tubby Custard looks a
Speaker 1: little different, but it's not smelling quite.
Speaker 2: Like I'm literally I'm literally like, I mean peanis men
Speaker 2: don't talk about penis health.
Speaker 1: Enough, so gross going back.
Speaker 2: Literally like there's no he's just wash it, just just
Speaker 2: clean it with your take.
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok that it was like it was
Speaker 1: like you know the audio that it's like fuck, it
Speaker 1: was like what song is it? It's like I remember
Speaker 1: when I lost my mind? I remember when or no,
Speaker 1: it's not that much. There's a song that it's like
Speaker 1: there was a song that's going viral TikTok about it
Speaker 1: was like I've become a fool or something. But it
Speaker 1: was like when I when I caught myself for like
Speaker 1: the seventh time arguing with him to take a shower.
Speaker 2: For like that to get the first time was a
Speaker 2: red flag?
Speaker 1: Did men's health is awesome? Black?
Speaker 2: Their up? Black thereup? Yeah, I mean there was this.
Speaker 2: There's discourse online recently. I mean it's always been online
Speaker 2: about like washing your legs, like in the shower, do
Speaker 2: you like like go down and watch your legs.
Speaker 1: Not every single time I shower, but like three times
Speaker 1: a week, I'll give like my legs a really good
Speaker 1: scrub and my toes a little Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ever since, like literally ever since, like Twitter like made
Speaker 2: fun of men for not washing their ass and just
Speaker 2: washing their body in general, Like every time I shower.
Speaker 2: It's like trauma for me. Every time I shower, I
Speaker 2: get every inch of my body like really really gnarly
Speaker 2: because I'm like I don't want to stink, Like I
Speaker 2: don't want to be one of those dudes that just
Speaker 2: like have a smell.
Speaker 1: In my head. Like Okay, And this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a hot take because the Internet cannot understand anyone's hygiene preferences,
Speaker 1: or it's not even hygiene preferences, Like there are studies
Speaker 1: about like, yeah, you shouldn't wash your body every single day,
Speaker 1: and also overexfoliating is bad for you, and washing your
Speaker 1: body is a form of exfoliating, especially if your ass
Speaker 1: is using a loofa because sometimes, especially if I'm like
Speaker 1: home all day, I'll be like, bitch, I'm not showering
Speaker 1: like it feels themals my body is making feels good.
Speaker 2: Remember when like you used to be really crazy about
Speaker 2: showering and you would literally shower like three times a day.
Speaker 2: And when I told you that, I was like, cool down,
Speaker 2: maybe like the maybe that's what's like causing you to
Speaker 2: break out, like just like relax a little, like maybe
Speaker 2: go a day or two without showering.
Speaker 1: Yee. But like that's also that stems from my minor
Speaker 1: like germophobia of like, okay, after I used about their
Speaker 1: math to wash my hand like three times because I
Speaker 1: wash it, and then I went to go touch the
Speaker 1: door handle, But the door handle is probably dirty because
Speaker 1: someone who's touched that, so then I have to go
Speaker 1: wash my hands again.
Speaker 2: I do wipe my ass on the toilet, I mean
Speaker 2: on the door handle. I do. I do, Like I'm
Speaker 2: not joking, but.
Speaker 1: I used to also not let anyone sit on my sheets,
Speaker 1: like I used to not let anyone sit on my bed,
Speaker 1: not even myself, especially in high school. Was such a
Speaker 1: big issue. In high school, I would like shower in
Speaker 1: the morning, shower at night. I wouldn't let anyone sit
Speaker 1: on my bed because I didn't want the outside stinky
Speaker 1: world to touch my sheets. I would come home from
Speaker 1: school exhausted as fuck. And every single teenager gets home
Speaker 1: from school and like lounges in their bed, and I
Speaker 1: would sit on the floor next to my life.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, I sit on my floor,
Speaker 2: but not because I'm scared of getting outside clothes on it.
Speaker 1: No, I did it because I was so terrified of
Speaker 1: my bed getting dirty.
Speaker 2: Literally, like coming home after a long day out or
Speaker 2: at school or whatever and just laying down on your floor,
Speaker 2: like on the carpet, just sprawled out, is like one
Speaker 2: of the most magical moments you can have in your life,
Speaker 2: point blank period.
Speaker 1: I did like laying on the floor. Like we were
Speaker 1: talking about the other day, I liked laying under my bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, I liked getting under it and being like
Speaker 2: compressed and just like literally I told you yesterday, I
Speaker 2: was like, I need someone likedlictonically, non sexually just to
Speaker 2: lay on top of me. I want to feel as
Speaker 2: a kid, were.
Speaker 1: You that kind of kid who like would have your
Speaker 1: siblings like sit on your own.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was always being walked on or I would
Speaker 2: literally like put my legs under my sister like on purpose,
Speaker 2: or like under my parents just so I could feel that. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the way impression.
Speaker 1: It's like it sounds like we need a fucking anxiety
Speaker 1: weighted blanket I have on me.
Speaker 2: Literally, I had the craziest like week of my life
Speaker 2: because I literally I haven't told anyone this because it's
Speaker 2: kind of embarrassing, but like I strictly sleep with my
Speaker 2: weighted blanket on top of my comforter. I don't get
Speaker 2: under my comforter. I have my weight to blanket on
Speaker 2: top of me, and legitimately, I like had to withdraw
Speaker 2: from my way to blanket. Like it was crazy, Like
Speaker 2: I wasn't able to sleep without it because.
Speaker 1: I you need to start because this is about to
Speaker 1: get hot.
Speaker 2: I know that's what I'm doing. Like that's when I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get rid of it, because like the hot
Speaker 2: as fuck under there, but also I like being hot
Speaker 2: and sweating.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, that's that's the good thing about summer is
Speaker 1: like I can't stay in my bed all day, Like
Speaker 1: it like hurts my brain to be in my bed
Speaker 1: because I get so hot because the sun beaming in
Speaker 1: my windows. So I'm just like, ew, I am the
Speaker 1: kind of person I can't lounge in bed like all day.
Speaker 1: Like I've tried it, but it feels too gross to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like sitting there and like and.
Speaker 1: Like getting clammy and like sweaty, like you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want to fucking do that. But that's our take
Speaker 1: on health. We're not doctors, though, so don't listen to
Speaker 1: absolutely anything. It's all from personal experiences too idiots.
Speaker 2: But we can say get the vaccine. Go ahead and
Speaker 2: get the vaccine, us.
Speaker 1: Being like hopefully when by the time this episode comes out,
Speaker 1: we'll have our vaccine. I know, every influencer in the
Speaker 1: world is like, yeah, I got my vaccine again. Not
Speaker 1: that me and Drew are anti vaxers. We're just lazy.
Speaker 1: We don't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: The amount of times we've said that on the night,
Speaker 2: people are probably like, wait, are they anti vaxers?
Speaker 1: I am an anti vaxer.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not an anti vaxer. I just think everyone
Speaker 2: who needs the vaccine should get it before me. And
Speaker 2: that's it. Like, I don't want to take up vaccine space.
Speaker 2: I know that's like a stupid take and I'll probably
Speaker 2: get in trouble for saying that, but like, literally, just
Speaker 2: go and get it. I'll get mine. We stay inside
Speaker 2: all day anyways. But when I do have the chance
Speaker 2: to get the Johnson and Johnson blood clotter up, that's
Speaker 2: what we fucking that's I want that shit. I want
Speaker 2: the Johnson.
Speaker 1: We did talk about this in the last episode because
Speaker 1: we were talking about how someone we knew and we
Speaker 1: gave them a really good reaction, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh see, I knew it. I knew we talked
Speaker 2: about it because I was like, I had it in
Speaker 2: my notes. But I'm getting the Johnson and Johnson vaccines.
Speaker 2: So now it's been.
Speaker 1: Two episodes that we still don't have the vaccine.
Speaker 2: I'm giving them a story, giving them and I.
Speaker 1: Still I still do want to get it. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just like, again, not that I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, not that you're wet, not that I'm.
Speaker 1: Anti vaxer, I'm just scared, Like scared, Can you girl
Speaker 1: be scared? Why not a single influence, you know how,
Speaker 1: They're like, we need a pothead princess. We need an
Speaker 1: anti vaxer affluencer, literally so many anti vaxer We need
Speaker 1: a paranoid about dying from the vaccination influencer, an influencer
Speaker 1: who's gonna get the vaccine. Like I'm gonna get it
Speaker 1: by the time this episode comes out, I will have it.
Speaker 1: But can't we all just admit we're a little scared. No,
Speaker 1: I can't. No one admit that.
Speaker 2: I think you're scared because you literally, like are actually
Speaker 2: terrified of getting sick. I think it stems from like
Speaker 2: being afraid of throwing up at the end of the day. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get sick. I also like, if
Speaker 1: anybody is with me on this, I don't have health insurance.
Speaker 1: I've never had health insurance. I didn't come from a
Speaker 1: family who had the financial stability to be going to
Speaker 1: the doctor. Like even when we were sick, it was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: we're going to Walgreens. We're not going to the.
Speaker 2: Doctor, Like we're going to eat dirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, We're gonna go eat dirt and build your immune
Speaker 1: system like that, Like we're not doing all that. So
Speaker 1: like I and I am not someone who like got
Speaker 1: I got the vaccines I needed because like obviously to
Speaker 1: be in school you needed to get like certain vaccines.
Speaker 1: But like I can't remember the last time I got
Speaker 1: like a shot of any kind, and I do in general,
Speaker 1: I just have like a weird fear of doctors and stuff,
Speaker 1: Like I talked about this in a video recently and
Speaker 1: like on live where I just have a fear. I
Speaker 1: think I just have bad luck and I'm like prone
Speaker 1: to getting like infection, sickness and everything, like I swear
Speaker 1: in my mind, like I want so much.
Speaker 2: No, we are fully, we are fully. What's what I'm
Speaker 2: looking for?
Speaker 1: Hypochondriac?
Speaker 2: Hypochondriac? Hello, what's up, y'all?
Speaker 1: It is Henyan Drew from the future, and we're just
Speaker 1: here to say we're vaccinated. Please do not take what
Speaker 1: we said as anti vaccine propaganda. We were just scared.
Speaker 1: We were scared little girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're vaccinated. Now go get your vaccines. This
Speaker 2: is vaccine propaganda. This is pro vaccine propaganda, exactly. Go
Speaker 2: get them.
Speaker 1: Go get that needle, girl.
Speaker 2: I did get Johnson and Johnson I know.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that in the next yeah, or in
Speaker 1: the episode after the next episode, yeah bye, enjoy.
Speaker 2: We are fully hypochondriacs. I think I am literally always
Speaker 2: dying of something like I just like I wish we
Speaker 2: were twenty years into the future where you could just
Speaker 2: lay under a machine once a year and it will
Speaker 2: just scan your body and tell you if you have
Speaker 2: cancer or not. And that's all I want. Like there
Speaker 2: is literally at your blood drawn and see if your
Speaker 2: fucking white sail count is high, but I don't. I
Speaker 2: want to get my blood drawn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, the last time I went to a hospital and
Speaker 1: got a needle put in me, it was winter like
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. I went to Miami, and I get really
Speaker 1: bad like heart palpitations and like chess problems. I was
Speaker 1: told that I just have like the muscles in my
Speaker 1: chest are easily inflames. So then it literally feels like
Speaker 1: I'm having a heart attack sometimes and I actually need
Speaker 1: to get more medicine for it because it's coming backs.
Speaker 1: When I went to the hospital, they put the lady
Speaker 1: went to go put in an iv She was being
Speaker 1: a fucking cunt to me for no reason, but she
Speaker 1: went to go put in my ivy and she accidentally
Speaker 1: just stabbed me and the ivy didn't go in, and
Speaker 1: I just watched my vein squirt blood all over the
Speaker 1: table in the floor, and I was just like, I
Speaker 1: was like crying, I'm gonna played out like I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: I deserve it, and that would happen to me when
Speaker 1: I go get the vaccine. That literally won't happen.
Speaker 2: It'll be like two seconds. Zamar was saying. It was
Speaker 2: literally the least pain Fullshotmar is.
Speaker 1: Like such a man man though, like does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Samar is like he probably has a very he gives.
Speaker 1: Samar and Christian are the same kind of like boy man,
Speaker 1: does that make sense? Like they're not super masculine or anything,
Speaker 1: but there's like just like I'm just a man.
Speaker 2: I'm just a dude.
Speaker 1: I'm just a guy. Do you need help with that?
Speaker 1: That's that's what they are.
Speaker 2: I could pick that up, dude, I can climb that
Speaker 2: wall and unlock that door.
Speaker 1: Do you need me to pick that up or carry that?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you all sure? Sure you don't need help? And
Speaker 1: then they make everyone leave and they do it themselves
Speaker 1: and they're.
Speaker 2: Like it's okay, that's not me. I am like, figure
Speaker 2: it out, Like I mean, I'm pretty good about taking
Speaker 2: groceries up the stairs, though, like I go hard on groceries.
Speaker 2: It's like a little their mother goes hard. You do
Speaker 2: not go hard like me, Oh bitch.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I brought up my
Speaker 1: groceries alone, like three bags each hand.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, I'm saying, when we go grocery shopping together, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if I have someone else who's gonna pick
Speaker 1: up labor, I'm like, I'm not yes, but I.
Speaker 2: Go hardest fuck on taking the groceries upstairs. But once
Speaker 2: a year, I was about to say once every three
Speaker 2: movens once every four month.
Speaker 1: And it's not your groceries. It's because we were out
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm stopping at the grocery store
Speaker 1: and You're like, MoMA.
Speaker 2: No, Andya's literally that girl to me, Andy's literally your
Speaker 2: mom when she's like do you want to come?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Do you want to go to the store with me?
Speaker 2: And then you're like, yeah, sure I'll go, but like
Speaker 2: please don't stop anywhere, and and you'll just like do
Speaker 2: you care if I stop at like Starbucks? And I'm
Speaker 2: like no, and then she's like wait, but I need
Speaker 2: to go get hair extensions, Like can I go get
Speaker 2: hair extensions?
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm like, I'm a hustle and bustle
Speaker 1: kind of bitch. I'm like, I'm out of the house.
Speaker 1: I can't go back home because if I go back home,
Speaker 1: that's the end of my day. Like, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: start your car twice at your house. You start it
Speaker 1: once at your house a day. Interesting, And that's that's
Speaker 1: my motto.
Speaker 2: My mama, please take me home, please car like a
Speaker 2: little dog. I know, I'm like on my fucking phone pouting.
Speaker 1: And I'm vibing inside. I want hair extensions against so bad.
Speaker 1: I should do that. Actually, I'm gonna do that today
Speaker 1: before we go. I'm gonna break this on your fucking head. Why,
Speaker 1: oh my god, people, it's so funny that people with
Speaker 1: audio can't see us for things like that.
Speaker 2: So the dude, people with only audio are like hit
Speaker 2: the lottery, like people having to watch this is the.
Speaker 1: Thing is, I don't think people actually watch like visual
Speaker 1: Like it's not like we're putting things on screen and
Speaker 1: doing little fun things. It's literally us sitting in a
Speaker 1: fucking dingy corner, Like why are you watching this?
Speaker 2: Whoa, I just did coke on camera, dude, I the
Speaker 2: audio listeners.
Speaker 1: People are like, I knew it. I knew these fucking druggies.
Speaker 1: We we're not like substance abusers that We've said this
Speaker 1: so many times, but.
Speaker 2: People literally have to clarify.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, because people think because of the way
Speaker 1: we act, like, No, bitch, I don't act like this
Speaker 1: for any other reason other than the fact that I
Speaker 1: have a lots of internalized trauma and I need attention,
Speaker 1: Like that is why I act the way I act. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that is why we act this way. It's because
Speaker 1: we are the kids who were like we had to
Speaker 1: be funny for attention for survival. Our parents thought it
Speaker 1: was rude, so they weren't giving us the attention.
Speaker 2: And also I was the last baby. I was the boy.
Speaker 2: Matten was the pampered little girl. I was twin I
Speaker 2: had to raise myself and that was my form of
Speaker 2: communication with my parents was being a fucking clown.
Speaker 1: Literally saying except my dad was just always working. So
Speaker 1: I was like, cool, what fucking adult do I get
Speaker 1: attention from? Now, bitch, who the fuck is going to
Speaker 1: pay attention to me? And then me and my siblings
Speaker 1: would literally just fight each other to death. We were insane.
Speaker 1: Kid's our fucking end.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we survive.
Speaker 1: Nobody talks about when you grow up with a bunch
Speaker 1: of siblings with no parent supervision. Bitch on, fist fight
Speaker 1: on physically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you beat the shit out of each other. Like
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 1: Kids growing up now they have TikTok and they like
Speaker 1: understand that, like violence is not the key and that
Speaker 1: they're like unlocking the third eye like this, No.
Speaker 2: Violence is the key, and I think we need to
Speaker 2: bring back violence, and.
Speaker 1: We need to bring back I am tired of people
Speaker 1: calling me annoying and talking shit about me on the internet.
Speaker 1: I am going to hit you, like I am done.
Speaker 1: The way I was raised is if you would like
Speaker 1: to talk shit, you do not talk shit unless you
Speaker 1: were going to back it up with getting hitting hit
Speaker 1: in the face, Yeah, getting puck in the mouth and
Speaker 1: if And I want so badly, like this has been
Speaker 1: my worst although the past year I've had so much
Speaker 1: growth and like clarity in myself. The weirdness, like backfire
Speaker 1: of it, all of it is like I've also contained
Speaker 1: this extreme rage where I can't stand people my age
Speaker 1: talking shit about me online because I'm like, listen, we're
Speaker 1: too adults. We're gonna fight. Like I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: we're too adult. We can talk about this. I'm like, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: we're too adult, and I can hit you in the
Speaker 1: fucking face. You can go post about it and be
Speaker 1: like and you just hit me. And I'm gonna post
Speaker 1: on on my store and be like I fucking did
Speaker 1: bit And if anybody else wants to get hit it,
Speaker 1: let me know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think we what we could do to
Speaker 2: get that rage out because I feel like you just
Speaker 2: need like one like physical alteration with someone. I think
Speaker 2: like you need to get hit, you need to hit someone.
Speaker 2: We should box. You would beat the ship out of me,
Speaker 2: like period. But I think like I could get a
Speaker 2: couple of swings in I have like long arms, like
Speaker 2: I could get.
Speaker 1: You Like, did you say I could get a couple
Speaker 1: of swings?
Speaker 2: No, we should box. If y'all want to see his box, like,
Speaker 2: let us know, we'll do some pay per viewed John
Speaker 2: Paul or whatever, Jake Tawl, Jake Paul, Bryce Hall, Little Action,
Speaker 2: Bryce Hall. This is a call out post. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: beat your ass I'm gonna beat.
Speaker 1: Your want to get in the ring with Brice Hall,
Speaker 1: that would be fun.
Speaker 2: But yeah, all the Bryce Hall stories we should tell
Speaker 2: one day.
Speaker 1: I know we'll give them, dude. We just have such
Speaker 1: an insane amount of stories and like I would I
Speaker 1: want to get.
Speaker 2: Into all of them that so we just have to
Speaker 2: remember them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we can also just start off a little soft,
Speaker 1: and then we could get into like the.
Speaker 2: The juews.
Speaker 1: It all. Like. Also, the stories we have are just
Speaker 1: fucking funny, because like we're just trolls by nature, and.
Speaker 2: We just we go to these parties where everyone's like
Speaker 2: networking and trying to be cool and just look cool,
Speaker 2: and we make fun of everybody doing that, like why
Speaker 2: are you at a party and not being fucking fun?
Speaker 1: Like, people are so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: It literally it actually drives me fucking insane. I'm like,
Speaker 2: why are you here?
Speaker 1: Why don't you stay home? Like if you're gonna stand
Speaker 1: around it is so bewildering to me. And then I
Speaker 1: think the other thing though, that we have to take
Speaker 1: into account is like, again, we are not people who
Speaker 1: drink a lot or like, yeah, we're not people who
Speaker 1: like are drinking casually, like the average twenty two twenty
Speaker 1: three year old. Yeah, so all these people drink all
Speaker 1: the time, so they're standing and they're just like lightly
Speaker 1: buzz and they're being nor But me and Drew when
Speaker 1: we go to a party, we do not go to
Speaker 1: a party because we're like, that'll be fun to go
Speaker 1: talk to people. No, we get drunk ast shit.
Speaker 2: Because we're it's the purge. It's the purge. It's like
Speaker 2: the four month five month purge. We just every four
Speaker 2: months we like blackout, like that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just get as drunk as you can, and
Speaker 1: then you go to parties and you take flash pictures
Speaker 1: of people you don't know who you make fun of
Speaker 1: behind doors, and then the next morning you wake up
Speaker 1: and you find a two minute long video of y'all
Speaker 1: walking up to that person and flashing them. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: the flashers. We'd be flashed banging people.
Speaker 2: Wait, we're not. Let's get it straight. We're not showing
Speaker 2: our tits and ass. I'm showing a win.
Speaker 1: Also, I thought when at a party we had gone to,
Speaker 1: I wore a button up shirt that like notoriously unbuttoned.
Speaker 1: But I didn't think about that before going to a party.
Speaker 1: In that shirt one time and I was like looking
Speaker 1: through my camera roll and I my tits were just out, like,
Speaker 1: but that's okay because I like girl them. As of
Speaker 1: this summer, I've decided that it's tits out summer. I'm
Speaker 1: tired of girls with d cups not being able to
Speaker 1: be sexy with their boobs out, but then like smaller
Speaker 1: cups getting to show their fucking nipples and it being chic.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, big tits are che take your nipples
Speaker 1: ground see your nipples. I would like to see the
Speaker 1: shade of them so I know your origin. Like no
Speaker 1: one talks about that. The shade of your nipples says
Speaker 1: a lot. You do not need an ancestry dot com text.
Speaker 2: Let me see the nipples real quick.
Speaker 1: But yeah, also not anything against like smaller boobs. God,
Speaker 1: I want nothing more than to have small for like.
Speaker 2: The past like five years, all Inya has talked about
Speaker 2: it's like a three month obsession once a year, and
Speaker 2: it's like I want a breast reduction so bad, so.
Speaker 1: All the clothes I like, everything I love, Like I
Speaker 1: just was not meant to have boobs, Like it just
Speaker 1: makes absolutely no sense with who I am. For me
Speaker 1: to just like under all this silliness have fucking huge tits.
Speaker 1: Like that makes no sense.
Speaker 2: I think it does make a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: It's like the thing that was like why the weird
Speaker 1: girls in school always had big ass tis.
Speaker 2: I saw a person it was like, we need to
Speaker 2: stop telling the sexy people they're sexy, start telling the
Speaker 2: ugly people they're ugly. Sorry that was random, But was
Speaker 2: that all pot Yeah? I think so did so funny.
Speaker 1: But you know what really fucked my brain up is
Speaker 1: like growing up in Miami, all I wanted was to
Speaker 1: be thick and have huge tits and a huge ass,
Speaker 1: Like that's all I fucking wanted growing up. And then
Speaker 1: as I got older, I was like introduced to like
Speaker 1: different body types and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: actually I enjoyed my body type. But then my boobs
Speaker 1: grew way later in my life, Like when I was
Speaker 1: like a senior in high school, I was like a
Speaker 1: be like almost C cup and it wasn't that big
Speaker 1: of a deal.
Speaker 2: Like so like I know what I mean. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like virgin alert, but I have a lot
Speaker 2: of sex. I need to make that clear.
Speaker 1: I don't think you do.
Speaker 2: I bone I literally do.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I like didn't have I didn't start growing
Speaker 1: boobs until like late junior year, and then I graduated
Speaker 1: and I could freely wear like shirts with no bra
Speaker 1: except if you grew up in a Hispanic household. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've met this or just any like culturally.
Speaker 2: Cultured household, not white house it is I think even in.
Speaker 1: White households, like parents telling like girls to wear bras
Speaker 1: is such.
Speaker 2: A thing, but like, yeah, no, that is because dads
Speaker 2: are fucking creepy and sexualized.
Speaker 1: Yeah literally, because like parents are like I know what
Speaker 1: it's like to be sexualized or it's like ie sexualized,
Speaker 1: and I don't like, I don't like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't like what I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: Right now, So you get duld to put a bra.
Speaker 1: And then also, like I was just telling ju this,
Speaker 1: Like one time when I was walking down Melrose, a
Speaker 1: homeless man looked straight at my boobs and I was
Speaker 1: wearing a white t share it with no bron and
Speaker 1: he just says, nice nipples. And then from that moment on,
Speaker 1: I swear all my life I wore brawls because I
Speaker 1: was like that was the final straw But anyways, once
Speaker 1: I turned like twenty, all of a sudden, my boobs
Speaker 1: started like inflating to see. And then recently I found
Speaker 1: out I was a D. But I do think part
Speaker 1: of my body dysmorphia was convincing me I was a C.
Speaker 1: For the past year, I knew you and I've been
Speaker 1: a D.
Speaker 2: I always knew you're a D, just like the way
Speaker 2: like they felt.
Speaker 1: And so you have not felt my boobs in your life.
Speaker 2: Let me touch your boobs. I've like played with Orion's
Speaker 2: boobs before, but you haven't let me.
Speaker 1: You don't get to touch because I have these like
Speaker 1: huge fucking mommy moves. You just broke that fucking bracelets,
Speaker 1: would you get, bitch? I love this bracelet I have
Speaker 1: vine still I didn't break mine. Oh is that the
Speaker 1: bracelet a follower gave us and you just literally broke
Speaker 1: it while we were filming. I love it.
Speaker 2: I've worn it every day since. It's so fucking curee.
Speaker 1: I know, but that's the reason I don't wear like
Speaker 1: handmade stuff like that. And I just keep it in
Speaker 1: my jewelry boxes because it will fucking break, especially your ass.
Speaker 1: You'd be touching it. I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like fiddling constantly get a fidget.
Speaker 1: Don't do that to the mic bitch my check check.
Speaker 1: But yeah, what was I saying? Basically, I don't want
Speaker 1: fucking tits. I'm over it, but I will say here
Speaker 1: is my my resolution is is this summer I will
Speaker 1: have my tits out and see how I feel about
Speaker 1: them and if I love them, and then if I don't,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start heavily considering your rest reduction. But again,
Speaker 1: like the vaccine, I'm just too lazy. Like imagine actually
Speaker 1: having to do that, and with my luck, they would
Speaker 1: like puncture my fucking heart and I die.
Speaker 2: With your luck, they'd like make them different sizes, they
Speaker 2: make them bigger. Oh, we thought you wanted like to
Speaker 2: make them.
Speaker 1: We thought you wanted an f cup.
Speaker 2: We thought he went in basketballs there volleyballs. Do imagine
Speaker 2: you woke up from a breast production with volleyball tits
Speaker 2: on your chest.
Speaker 1: That would be the last to me, And then y'all
Speaker 1: would have to publicly be like she she did it,
Speaker 1: She ended it all because she woke up with huge tits. Again. Also,
Speaker 1: like when I talk about this uff publicly, I feel
Speaker 1: bad because like, for instance, my sister is a situation
Speaker 1: where like she needs a breast reduction and wants one
Speaker 1: for like health reasons because literally her back is about
Speaker 1: to break. Her boobs are way way bigger than mine.
Speaker 1: And when I complain to her, she's always like shut up,
Speaker 1: like yeah, can you fuck off? So I always feel
Speaker 1: bad complaining about it. But this is just my life.
Speaker 2: This is my life I live. Listen to me complain.
Speaker 1: That's why we have this. That's what this is.
Speaker 2: This is the complaining podcast.
Speaker 1: This is just the hour of us complaining.
Speaker 2: And y'all have literally y'all listening to our untreated ADHD
Speaker 2: for an hour every day.
Speaker 1: You are really going in on touching. Huh, you can't
Speaker 1: stop moving.
Speaker 2: I know I can't. I know what it is. I
Speaker 2: think it's because I didn't have a red Bully.
Speaker 1: I did order fidgets.
Speaker 2: I need a fidget really bad.
Speaker 1: I got to do that. Fidget was the best thing
Speaker 1: I've ever gone. And it kind of makes me insecure
Speaker 1: because then I see how much I actually move around.
Speaker 1: I'm like, when I've been public around other people, like
Speaker 1: the thirty year olds, They're like, what is that?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's my child toy, my attention toy. No, literally,
Speaker 2: this entire podcast, I've just been sitting here like in
Speaker 2: my head, like I'm moving so much, and I don't
Speaker 2: know why. It's not I'm not even uncomfortable or like anxious.
Speaker 2: I literally am just moving and touching.
Speaker 1: I've been scratching my nose a lot this episode, Like
Speaker 1: I keep reaching to touch my nose and like my face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's also because with my nails, I can like get
Speaker 1: scratched sensations that I usually can't, so I'm just enjoying them.
Speaker 1: M hmm. Maybe it's because you need to hit your
Speaker 1: fucking puff bar, you freak. You're itching for your puff bar.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. Drew had an addiction the puff bar.
Speaker 1: That's the end of this episode outing Drew Phillips. Drew
Speaker 1: Phillips bapes. The thing is, like, what's so fucked up
Speaker 1: is like other influencers get to be like so and
Speaker 1: so drinks, but no, we already do everything. We don't
Speaker 1: get the fun attention of being like so and so
Speaker 1: does this yep, Like when we smoke those cigarettes in
Speaker 1: that video. What should have happened was news outlets reporting
Speaker 1: that Enya and Drew Phillips are smoking cigarettes. And that
Speaker 1: they're they're nicotine addicts.
Speaker 2: But no, not a single no one even gets no care,
Speaker 2: No one cared, No one cares about us. No one
Speaker 2: cares about us the way they should. And it hurts
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I literally my lungs are like filled with like just jizz. Yes, No,
Speaker 2: my lungs are just filled with like popcorn. I'm at
Speaker 2: this point, I'm pretty sure, like from the vape. Like
Speaker 2: literally this is like like since I was seventeen eight.
Speaker 1: Dude, the way like not this is not something to
Speaker 1: brag about, but the way we were on jewels when
Speaker 1: you had to order them online.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had to order jewel pods.
Speaker 1: They did not sell them in stores.
Speaker 2: The feeling a Mango jewelpod, Like when I hit Wes's
Speaker 2: jewel for the first time and it was like that
Speaker 2: Mango jewelpod. It legitimately changed. No, we we were smoking
Speaker 2: mint before Mega. Yeah it was mango. Mango was dropped
Speaker 2: and then that changed my life. Like because I was
Speaker 2: like dabbling, I was like what, No, actually, I was
Speaker 2: in full blown what I was gonna say?
Speaker 1: You were like you were the reason I got a jewel.
Speaker 1: I was like, these things look fun, except.
Speaker 2: Nicotine doesn't work. To do it for it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: And I've tried, yeah, literally, you have literally tried to
Speaker 2: actually like become a jewel fiend. But let me go
Speaker 2: back to the like the first time I hit a
Speaker 2: Mango jewel pod, like it was like a sexual awakening almost,
Speaker 2: it was like a coming to God moment. It was
Speaker 2: like the way that shit made me feel like is
Speaker 2: not normal? Like what are they fucking putting in those?
Speaker 1: Like that's not fair. I never got there literally just
Speaker 1: like got flavor.
Speaker 2: Oh so bugging good.
Speaker 1: I like remember when we all used to be so
Speaker 1: onto jewels in high school.
Speaker 2: Like going on eBay and looking up rare jewel pods.
Speaker 1: Like dude, even before that, even before like things were rare,
Speaker 1: when it was literally like we just had to get
Speaker 1: someone who was twenty one to order them offline for us,
Speaker 1: and we would just like order them online and just
Speaker 1: have jewel pods like this is like like tenth eleventh.
Speaker 2: You know the displays that you see in the cabinet
Speaker 2: at like smoke shops of the jewel pods, like you
Speaker 2: would we would order like a box of those at
Speaker 2: a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would order a box of them, and they
Speaker 1: were like relatively cheap and like you could get dude.
Speaker 2: Actually, no jewel in the beginning was expensive as fuck,
Speaker 2: like a jewel.
Speaker 1: Like starting cartridge was like forty bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like forty and then they went down
Speaker 2: to twenty, and then they went back up to thirty
Speaker 2: and then now they're literally like two dollars a cartridge.
Speaker 2: Like bitch, I was buying Mango jewel pods for like
Speaker 2: sixty getting.
Speaker 1: Them in fucking bulk, like we were going to Costco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know how families go to Costco and get
Speaker 1: things in bulk. We were getting jewel pods and bulk.
Speaker 2: Literally. Wait, something that like is not spoken about enough
Speaker 2: is how like in California you don't need a subscription
Speaker 2: to go to Costco.
Speaker 1: Like you we need to look that up because I
Speaker 1: saw TikTok about it. But I think it might just
Speaker 1: be the the liquor store of Costco U because they
Speaker 1: want everybody to be an alcohol like, so they'll let
Speaker 1: you go do that and buy bulk alcohol. But I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's for the store itself. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I've I've tried to dabble me being like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: tried my best, like but I really did because I
Speaker 1: feel left out of the culture, even though like, thank god,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure just dropped a fucking bead loud as shit,
Speaker 1: I don't even pick up. But even though, like I
Speaker 1: know that's not something I want, like necessarily because of it,
Speaker 1: I was actually addicted to smoking puff bars and shit,
Speaker 1: I would fucking hate my life, as I've seen with
Speaker 1: everybody who's addicted to them. But I just want the
Speaker 1: public to know that I have tried. I've even tried cigarettes,
Speaker 1: but nicotine just doesn't hit the part of my brain
Speaker 1: that like I don't know, it just doesn't. I don't
Speaker 1: have that like feeling of like I need to do it.
Speaker 2: I like I have like full attic brain, Like I
Speaker 2: literally am, like I can quit any time I want,
Speaker 2: but like I do, like when I go back to Texas,
Speaker 2: I like quit for like two or three months, Like
Speaker 2: it's just like every once in a while, I just
Speaker 2: need an escape. I need advice. So I like just
Speaker 2: like because other than this puff bar, I have zero vices,
Speaker 2: which like I think vices are sometimes healthy like their
Speaker 2: little outlets. Yeah, and this is my vice and I
Speaker 2: just need to be because if I wasn't smoking a
Speaker 2: puff bar. God knows what I'd be doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you pick and choose your battles, especially if
Speaker 1: you like have addictive genes. That's why part of me
Speaker 1: is like, I know, like there's a lot of discourse
Speaker 1: again not to like condone smoking, but like there's so
Speaker 1: much discourse about like puff bars and shit, And I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: do you know how like it was so common for
Speaker 1: people to be cigarette smokers. Puff bar is just like
Speaker 1: the new cigarette.
Speaker 2: And it's just the history is repeating itself. Fifteen years
Speaker 2: from now, we'll find out everyone has cancer from them.
Speaker 1: Like I am so interested to see what happens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: from like puff bars and stuff.
Speaker 2: I like the flavors, something big tobacco two point zero.
Speaker 1: The flavors is what's so funny, Like they straight up
Speaker 1: were like fuck it, jolly.
Speaker 2: Rander, something sweet for the kids.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just a fuck the kids literally literally
Speaker 1: like banana lappy yeah.
Speaker 2: Ew dude, cream Breulet. Do you remember that that ship
Speaker 2: was Ramcid crim lay jewelpods were fucking.
Speaker 1: Literally get the nastiest flavors like for fun, and they'll
Speaker 1: pull up with like Coca Cola, Crime Breulet, Banana.
Speaker 2: I remember when I was like fourteen years old, like
Speaker 2: vape vapes were like just invented, like the the not
Speaker 2: big fucking the box modular the babe, Yeah, the literal
Speaker 2: box mod synth vaporizers with like cloud atlass in them whatever.
Speaker 2: But I remember when those first drop, I like wanted
Speaker 2: one so bad because I found out you could get
Speaker 2: like juice without nicotine in it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want nicotine.
Speaker 1: They were just one of those freaks, was like I
Speaker 1: want the big cloud.
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to make big clouds and
Speaker 2: I want to learn tricks. And to this day, it's
Speaker 2: like riding a bike. You will once you learn how
Speaker 2: to blow like smoke tricks and do smoke tricks, you
Speaker 2: never forget. It's like it's something with your tongue, like
Speaker 2: you just do girl. Yeah, learning how to do vape
Speaker 2: tricks was really good for me when I was younger.
Speaker 1: Learning how to make coming figures.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? What kind of lingis?
Speaker 1: If you ever had TikTok where there are some people
Speaker 1: who didn't know that word so they were bleeping it out.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that no TikTok? There is that
Speaker 1: one like what's her name? Ash? Nico or Ashley Nico
Speaker 1: is her name? Me and your girlfriend paying just up
Speaker 1: the chi.
Speaker 2: I don't know this.
Speaker 1: It's like, O gave it your kind of lingis, but
Speaker 1: people like it's some ship like that she says, kind
Speaker 1: of lingus. And people didn't know what that man.
Speaker 2: They were bleeping it was just straight girls like bleeping
Speaker 2: it because they didn't they.
Speaker 1: Never felt love, intimate love.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, again, no, I.
Speaker 2: Don't are we talking about vagina song. I know you're
Speaker 2: about to go off on some vaginas I.
Speaker 1: Am about to go up on some vagina ship. Because again,
Speaker 1: I don't want this to be a place where we
Speaker 1: were like fucking having horny talk. But this isn't even
Speaker 1: horny talk. It's about It's about female rights, woman's rights,
Speaker 1: I am. This is about women's rights and the fact
Speaker 1: that getting head is still for as a woman is
Speaker 1: still such a thing that men don't do.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, come on, come on, like yah, I
Speaker 2: was joking.
Speaker 1: Because okay, DMI, but like I remember my first like
Speaker 1: intimate partner, like I just never even expected that. And
Speaker 1: I was doing the damn deed and doing my business.
Speaker 1: I was doing my part of the dealer getting absolutely
Speaker 1: nothing in return, and I did not second guess it
Speaker 1: for anything. And then as I got older, I was like,
Speaker 1: wait a damn minute second, that was an improper charity.
Speaker 1: That was an improper trade of labor.
Speaker 2: I do my thing, you get me nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the trade, and that's like the common thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that's my only take. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not going deep on that. Also, some motherfuckers just can't
Speaker 1: do it, So I guess if you can't do it,
Speaker 1: just don't even fucking try, Like, don't embarrass yourself and
Speaker 1: waste my time.
Speaker 2: Literally, don't waste your time on my lagiint that was
Speaker 2: a bar.
Speaker 1: The fucking face.
Speaker 2: Well is that about?
Speaker 1: It? Is that it?
Speaker 2: I mean, we could talk about how I know for
Speaker 2: one thousand percent fact that I can cross the big
Speaker 2: red balls and wipe out without a doubt if they
Speaker 2: put them in front of me right now, I would
Speaker 2: literally go so besnowed.
Speaker 1: You just say you couldn't carry a gallon of milk
Speaker 1: and you think you're crossing those balls.
Speaker 2: I'm crossing those balls with zero effort, Like I'm just
Speaker 2: running like a robot across like like literally that's all
Speaker 2: you have to do is just run across like these
Speaker 2: bitches have the wrong strategy when they dive onto it,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, of course you're gonna fucking fly off, like
Speaker 2: bounce off your simple physics. It's literally like I have
Speaker 2: it all worked out in my brain, like physics.
Speaker 1: Well, then apply to be on fucking wipe out. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's the hardest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: No, I'm literally gonna rent them for myself just to
Speaker 2: prove it to myself.
Speaker 1: I would love that because I would love to try.
Speaker 2: That's my next video is like, literally, where are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna rent that? You're acting like it's that fucking.
Speaker 2: That sky zone you have to like, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: I figured out. I figured everything out there, you know.
Speaker 1: Nothing. Literally yesterday Drew was like, I want to see
Speaker 1: a building get demol having to go do that, And
Speaker 1: I was like, sometimes when Drew's in my passenger seat
Speaker 1: talking in the car, I genuinely feel like there's an
Speaker 1: automated like AI machine trying to make something to relate
Speaker 1: to me that was just missing because I'm like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 2: No, okay, I just want to see a building fall.
Speaker 2: It's poetic almost, it's like the destruction of humanity post capitalism,
Speaker 2: like buildings falling, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: And I have literally every TikTok the post capitalist ramifications
Speaker 1: of the deep popification.
Speaker 2: Yeah literally, but I just think seeing a building fall
Speaker 2: would hit a spot in me that needs to be hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that because I was.
Speaker 2: It be beautiful like.
Speaker 1: Literally, that was like when we lived in thirteen oh
Speaker 1: four and we like all had leg that weird and healthy.
Speaker 2: So basically, no, don't even talk about it, don't it's bad.
Speaker 2: It's bad, Like that's something that stays.
Speaker 1: We wanted to see buildings get like basically blown up,
Speaker 1: but like again, no one inside We just like it's
Speaker 1: just like wanting to see that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: It's just like I want just destruction and chaos. Like literally,
Speaker 2: for the longest time, I just wanted chaos and then
Speaker 2: I got chaos and I was like take it back, please,
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I want it anymore. And you were like, wait, why
Speaker 1: does that sound fun?
Speaker 2: Why does that sound wit?
Speaker 1: That sounds lit? I'm fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, should we just dive into media what we
Speaker 2: love for the week?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I'm so down. I have to
Speaker 1: grab my phone. That's my biggest habit or my worst habits.
Speaker 1: I don't know names and stuff off the top of
Speaker 1: my head. Like people will mention something to me and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what that is, and then
Speaker 1: they'll show the visual and I'm like, oh, no, I
Speaker 1: love that, and then I sound like a liar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'll go first. Last night I watched Frank
Speaker 2: and that is such a good movie. It's about this
Speaker 2: dude who is a musical genius and their band is
Speaker 2: locked in the cabin for a while and they make
Speaker 2: music together and it's really fucking good and all the
Speaker 2: while someone's documenting it and it's just their journey making music.
Speaker 2: And the climax of the movie is so cringey and
Speaker 2: hard to watch and it fucking sucks, but like in
Speaker 2: a good way. And yeah, and then by the end
Speaker 2: it's a feel good movie again You're like, oh, like
Speaker 2: all they needed was themselves. So watch Frank. It's really really,
Speaker 2: really good. It's just buttercups cemina, butter cup semen, buttercup cinema.
Speaker 2: Damn buttercup cinema. That's what it is. And then but
Speaker 2: cine Burrah And then I've been going really hard on
Speaker 2: like existentialism and optimistic nihalism. I think you should read
Speaker 2: a couple books about that.
Speaker 1: I think you should grow up.
Speaker 2: I've been reading a lot about that. I've been struggling,
Speaker 2: struggling with my identity. So go into that. If you
Speaker 2: want to feel really bad about yourself and literally never recover,
Speaker 2: don't do it. If you yeah, don't do that. And
Speaker 2: a song that I liked is from the movie Frank
Speaker 2: And it's I Love You All by the band in
Speaker 2: the movie, and it's really really good. The all the
Speaker 2: like all the best part about it is all the
Speaker 2: music is actually played in the movie by the people
Speaker 2: playing the music and sang by the people in the movie,
Speaker 2: and the songs are just so weird and genre lists
Speaker 2: and it's just like, why isn't this a real fuck thing,
Speaker 2: Like it's it's just so pretty.
Speaker 1: Streaming services.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on it's on Amazon for free.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah a movie, Yeah, oh I guess not free.
Speaker 1: It's it's free if you have Prime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, free if you have Prime. But the but the
Speaker 2: songs are like five of the songs that they made
Speaker 2: are on Spotify.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's my that's my media for the week.
Speaker 1: Drew's media of the week, Now onto mine. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I don't have any like visual like actually,
Speaker 1: you know what Dirty.
Speaker 2: Girls that I was gonna say, Dirty Girls and Batmobile
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, really good. I was thinking about that earlier.
Speaker 1: So for like visual media, like a little documentary, it's
Speaker 1: like super short, anyone can take it in. It's Dirty Girls.
Speaker 1: It's really interesting. It's just about like young feminists, like
Speaker 1: feminism in like the nineties, and it's like these girls
Speaker 1: who are really inspired by like Riot Girls, and it's
Speaker 1: just awesome, Like it's it's super interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's it's just kind of it's a really
Speaker 2: good lens into like like like nineties grunge almost, and
Speaker 2: it's just like and it's also like crazy to see
Speaker 2: like how polar opposites like the culture was like riot
Speaker 2: girl feminism and then their bullies. Like the craziest part
Speaker 2: was the bullying.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, Yeah, but what's even crazier is like
Speaker 1: I feel like that's super prevalent in like middle of
Speaker 1: America still, and even in like popular places like I
Speaker 1: bet in those private schools in California, that's still a
Speaker 1: thing for like all the like now, like all girls.
Speaker 2: I don't like that, Yeah, whatever, whatever, that's what you mean,
Speaker 2: but all like.
Speaker 1: The al alternative like girls, and just like people in general,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure they still get bullied like that, but
Speaker 1: it's a really good lens of like just human nature,
Speaker 1: like rejecting what feels foreign and like against.
Speaker 2: What you were taught on and like and all the
Speaker 2: while the girls that were being bullied the whole fucking
Speaker 2: time were right. Yeah. Also it's on YouTube. It's like
Speaker 2: seventeen minutes long.
Speaker 1: It's free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's literally go watch it, Dirty Girls. It's
Speaker 2: really fucking good.
Speaker 1: And then for I have a book recommendation, Alisa, let
Speaker 1: me borrow this book. It's called Kitchen and it's by
Speaker 1: Banana Yoshimoto, and it is so fucking good. I haven't
Speaker 1: finished it yet, I'm like halfway in, and it's just
Speaker 1: really good. It's like a heartwarming story about somebody who's
Speaker 1: struggling with the passing of their grandmother and it's super sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just fucking awesome and it feels really good to read.
Speaker 1: And then for music, anything by the Dirty Column like
Speaker 1: that is probably one of my favorite artists. Ever and everything.
Speaker 1: He I don't know if it's actually just him. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it's just him, but sometimes there's like a female's voice,
Speaker 1: and I know on one of the albums it's like
Speaker 1: him and another woman. But anything by him, but especially
Speaker 1: the album The Return of the Dirty Column like so
Speaker 1: fucking good. One of my favorite songs in the world
Speaker 1: is Sketch for Summer by him, and Requiem again is
Speaker 1: also so good for Summer, Such a good song. Imber
Speaker 1: listening to that in twenty nineteen and like.
Speaker 2: Like traumatizing, almost like how good it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels so good. It's just such a good
Speaker 1: feeling song. But yeah, that is my my media recommendations
Speaker 1: of the week. Also still Ariana Grande. I'm still on
Speaker 1: my Ariana Grande Nasty. Listening to Nasty super loud on
Speaker 1: repeat has been my trauma response of almost diving back
Speaker 1: into depression for the past week. Yes, and that's the
Speaker 1: second episode, so.
Speaker 2: I hope I've enjoyed. Fuck you Leave bye.
Speaker 1: Alright man,