Speaker 1: Listening to mess Hello, Hello, hi friends.
Speaker 2: Hi, we just had lunch. Yeah so we food fairy
Speaker 2: fool What I would do it again?
Speaker 1: Oh No, I think sometimes that work better on an
Speaker 1: empty stomach.
Speaker 2: Maybe desperation makes you.
Speaker 1: Because it's like I have something to look forward to
Speaker 1: when I'm full. I'm like, well we're finished. It's that's
Speaker 1: that's the end and being no. Now, I'm like, we'll
Speaker 1: really go for something sweet. Ah okay, black black black
Speaker 1: black black black black on black, oh black, oh black black,
Speaker 1: something sweet.
Speaker 2: It's a cultural thing, you know, is the want of sweetness.
Speaker 1: After a cultural thing, because all restaurants that serve entrees
Speaker 1: typically have desserts. No, but to say you want something sweet,
Speaker 1: it's like, that's that's you called me the end word.
Speaker 2: No hard all lowercase.
Speaker 1: You called me aubercase, no lowercase.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Just today at the end, Yeah, we did that. We're
Speaker 1: doing it. Things are going. I mean the year zoom zoom,
Speaker 1: boom boom.
Speaker 2: I take me, it's only the third month of the year.
Speaker 2: We got nine break a half months left. Take a break,
Speaker 2: slow down.
Speaker 1: It's I feel like every time I come in every week,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, another another week just went by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how time works. Well, thanks bitch, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Another week just went by. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: During the day, I'll be like, wow, another hour, another hour,
Speaker 1: and every week I'm like another day.
Speaker 2: My philosopher friend Boston.
Speaker 1: Look, we switched nails. I'm wearing my nails, but it's
Speaker 1: the same kind of color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is is that I do want
Speaker 1: to take a break with the nails. It's just but
Speaker 1: I'm also like, I feel like my hands look so
Speaker 1: like unkept when it's not done, like I need. I
Speaker 1: feel like I need a little extra. I need an
Speaker 1: extension because when I just have mine, the on the kneeless,
Speaker 1: stop it. That's how they do it in the casket.
Speaker 1: They put it on top. Yeah. They put your hands
Speaker 1: on top of each other on the casket. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you're when you're laying you don't see it. No, I
Speaker 1: think when I die, leave my arms loose. No, that
Speaker 1: that's one hand like this, No, and don't do that. No,
Speaker 1: maybe put them both on the side like I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: like a baby, like a baby.
Speaker 2: That's so unserious. Prayer hand.
Speaker 1: No, it's so unserious. And people will not cry. What
Speaker 1: you mean they will have questions. First of all, if
Speaker 1: you are at my funeral and you are not there
Speaker 1: with the theater, don't come, okay. If you're not going
Speaker 1: to show up in a in a hat that's uh
Speaker 1: too big and a veil that's very dark, then don't come.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I want to have either like a very specific guest
Speaker 1: list or I want it busting out the band. I
Speaker 1: want to line super like mad lines around the corner.
Speaker 2: I want red rope. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want people like trying to pay tickets to get
Speaker 1: in things is health and I want it through a ticketmaster.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you want resale, if I shall, I
Speaker 1: want it, you know. I want it to be my
Speaker 1: renaissance but different.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I need all that, but I
Speaker 2: do want you know.
Speaker 1: I want you to show up in your in your
Speaker 1: coolest fit, and I need you to not play it
Speaker 1: cool at all. When you see me laying there with
Speaker 1: my hands please don't no. I actually I will make
Speaker 1: sure like this, like this this is I'm not a
Speaker 1: part of your family. I'm not in the close ten.
Speaker 1: But I will literally be like that's not happening.
Speaker 2: I will, I will.
Speaker 1: I will break your hands and make my hand. Let
Speaker 1: me be buried like, and I want the head a
Speaker 1: little bit to the side. I will move everything around.
Speaker 1: I'll be shifting stuff for the ball to throw me out.
Speaker 1: They will, They absolutely will. If there's no drama at
Speaker 1: the funeral, did I even die? You told me make
Speaker 1: a scene, and I will and it had Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because unials are sad, so make it interesting.
Speaker 1: I haven't been to one in a in a long time,
Speaker 1: but I believe the three funerals you haven't been to.
Speaker 1: Ready go top three, Top three. You're you're insane.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not doing this with you. I will
Speaker 2: say my cousin's funeral.
Speaker 1: This is like, I don't know. This has to be
Speaker 1: over thirty years ago. They used to call him candy
Speaker 1: Man because he would give the kids candy.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you gotta say he was scary. No, he
Speaker 2: was not scaring. He was cool, candy man. He had
Speaker 2: a he had a huge funeral.
Speaker 1: It was so he was in a like one of
Speaker 1: the biggest churches in Oakland, and everybody showed up. Everybody
Speaker 1: pulled their kids with diabetes. No, we didn't have that,
Speaker 1: not yet, diabetes. It didn't exist in another that time. No,
Speaker 1: we didn't and they let me do uh like a eulogy,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why they did that.
Speaker 2: That you was up?
Speaker 1: Was this your first show? I want to say this
Speaker 1: was death basically an open mic for me.
Speaker 2: It was an open mind.
Speaker 1: I wrote everything out, but I did not stick to
Speaker 1: the script.
Speaker 2: Oh free stylin. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I remember when we were used to
Speaker 1: watch Faracon together and I would tell him I don't
Speaker 1: want to watch this. I want to turn on cartoons
Speaker 1: and he's like, this is for your people, you must
Speaker 1: watch this. They were like what, And he will always
Speaker 1: try to give me the bean pies and I was like, ugh.
Speaker 2: It's nasty going up there. They were like.
Speaker 1: If they were trying to shine the light on they
Speaker 1: definitely did. They pulled me down and then at the end,
Speaker 1: everybody like laughed and I clapped, but it was just like,
Speaker 1: please get whose kid is this?
Speaker 2: Mmmm hmmm? I see you're silent? Was I silent? Or
Speaker 2: was I silenced?
Speaker 1: You were?
Speaker 2: You were? I was Silentdeah, I'm speechless.
Speaker 1: I've never given a speech at the funeral, thank goodness,
Speaker 1: and I hope you don't have to no time soon.
Speaker 2: Forever. Knock knock on wood yeah, knock on wood.
Speaker 1: But like, the crazy thing about getting older is as
Speaker 1: you get older, everybody around you also gets older, right
Speaker 1: is that some it's crazy?
Speaker 2: Did anybody know that in the room? It's crazy that
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 1: Older, and so did the people around you. Not even
Speaker 1: the people around you, people you don't know, Like all
Speaker 1: of the celebrity, all of the celebrities that I grew
Speaker 1: up watching are all old now, like in a way
Speaker 1: that's like I'm like, oh my god, these people are old,
Speaker 1: see and I need you to get that out your mouth.
Speaker 1: That old like but I old, No, Marie old, I
Speaker 1: think older, like the oldest is like when you start
Speaker 1: getting in your like mid sixties, close to seventies, but calling.
Speaker 2: People old or old.
Speaker 1: At like forties, fifties, but talking about how you jump
Speaker 1: the gun, you got to you gotta take yourself out
Speaker 1: of it. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I never said me. Well, I never said me. You're
Speaker 2: like that word is very triggering for you. No, it's
Speaker 2: not true. No, it's not trigging trigger. Do you look
Speaker 2: up trigger trigger. I'm not triggered.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking trick trick t I double r am, I
Speaker 1: triggered or tricked. You tricked me, is that triggered or
Speaker 1: was I triggered?
Speaker 2: No? No, girl, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the celebrities that we've now watched, names
Speaker 1: like even looking at like I saw Goldie Horn recently
Speaker 1: and I said, damn.
Speaker 2: Goldie, she not in her forties.
Speaker 1: She might have been in her forties when I was
Speaker 1: a fetus.
Speaker 2: But I just I you see people.
Speaker 1: You grew up watching these people, they always look a
Speaker 1: certain way, and now as as we age, you see
Speaker 1: them and you're like, damn, and like, you know, people
Speaker 1: are dying and it's like, DA's crazy, Like.
Speaker 2: People are not looking the same and they're dying. Can
Speaker 2: you believe it? That's unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1: It's because it's something that I never thought about, Like
Speaker 1: when we're when we're young and our parents are making
Speaker 1: references to old stuff that we don't know or you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know people Michael Jackson, we need like all
Speaker 1: these people are dying. It's like, yeah, but they're old.
Speaker 1: But then as you age, you're like, yo, the people
Speaker 1: I grew up watching, the people that I used to
Speaker 1: think were cool, are now well on paper. I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know, Michael was not old. When
Speaker 1: he passed and neither neither was Whitney. They I would
Speaker 1: say they passed young. They had so much more to
Speaker 1: have a five in your age and then be and
Speaker 1: be considered young. I don't think if it starts with
Speaker 1: a five, you that's older than middle age. You gotta
Speaker 1: change your tune. Sydney, tune is off. You're off tuned.
Speaker 2: I'm out of tune. You're at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're touch. Somebody need to tune you up, said,
Speaker 1: I'm out of touch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm at.
Speaker 1: So tell me the age where you're just like this
Speaker 1: is the beginning of old. Thirty thirty beginning of old, sister,
Speaker 1: because that's when your knees start cracking when you wake up,
Speaker 1: your back hurt because you try to put two pillows
Speaker 1: on top.
Speaker 2: Of each other. No, thirty is the beginning of old.
Speaker 1: I didn't start feeling like all crickety crackety until like
Speaker 1: maybe two years ago, two three years ago.
Speaker 2: And you were in your thirty So what did I
Speaker 2: say when your twenties not thirty? Though thirty.
Speaker 1: I was ripping and running, sure, but popping and booping boo.
Speaker 1: You asked me what age starts to be old for me?
Speaker 1: I said, thirty, what it starts.
Speaker 2: To be old for you? I'm gonna say, like, for real,
Speaker 2: for real, sixty sixty is the beginning of old. Yes,
Speaker 2: oh okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you because if you really think about it,
Speaker 1: the we we are closer to whatever age you think
Speaker 1: is old right now. We're we're in that, We're headed
Speaker 1: towards that age bracket. Yeah, that's what happens when you age,
Speaker 1: you get older, Hugh.
Speaker 2: And I and I'm gonna say I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not sixty yet, so I'm still I could drop
Speaker 1: it low, pick it up slow. I did fall asleep
Speaker 1: at my friend's birthday party where she had everybody wrapping
Speaker 1: in the studio.
Speaker 2: So Sidney did fall asleep? And give me there, Sidney.
Speaker 1: I've been watching you fall asleep in public places, at
Speaker 1: parties with DJs and music and light for the last
Speaker 1: ten years.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold up, name places.
Speaker 1: Where every party we've ever been together, I watch you
Speaker 1: fall asleep.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking limeery. You have to stop lying.
Speaker 1: Are you hitting at a person's house if there's a
Speaker 1: couch and a blanket you sleep, Hey, stop having house parties, y'all. No,
Speaker 1: it's too comfortable.
Speaker 2: If your cat is there. I'm getting cozy. That's not
Speaker 2: my fault.
Speaker 1: That's not my fault, Sydney girl, the heat is on.
Speaker 2: What do you want from me? What morning you want
Speaker 2: from me? You have the heat on.
Speaker 1: There's Lacroix, there's a cat or a dog and a
Speaker 1: couch nap time. No, maybe we had a hearty No,
Speaker 1: it's obviously wasn't loud enough.
Speaker 2: Girl. Girl, y'all was screaming and shouting to the yeah roofs.
Speaker 1: We're in the studio being loud, trying to get our
Speaker 1: glorilla on and Sydney, I'm glad nobody took a picture
Speaker 1: or videotaped. I'm very thankful. I was too busy trying
Speaker 1: to write my my wraps, and I'm so thankful that
Speaker 1: you were staying focused. It was a good It was
Speaker 1: like a genius idea to have your friends go to
Speaker 1: a studio and write a whole, like write verse, like
Speaker 1: make a song. But I will say my Adhd got
Speaker 1: the best of me. I couldn't, and that's why I
Speaker 1: took it. And I was like, I'm tired just thinking
Speaker 1: he did not get in the booth chain, I did
Speaker 1: not get to drop her verse.
Speaker 2: I was I was rapping with y'all. I was hopping.
Speaker 2: No know, we needed a sid. We needed a sid
Speaker 2: brit w exclusive. Somebody did.
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote a rhyme for me. And it was just
Speaker 1: like I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay. I don't scissor,
Speaker 1: but I'll take your sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Bars, it was stupid. So I don't scissor, but
Speaker 2: SID will steal your sister. Yeah it was yeah, and
Speaker 2: your mother with you.
Speaker 1: It was like, okay, I'm was like watch yeah, it
Speaker 1: was something like that.
Speaker 2: It was like I'm gay.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying any of that stuff, but you are gay,
Speaker 1: but I'm not rapping that. And and I won't. I
Speaker 1: don't want to lie. But the beat that was doing
Speaker 1: nothing for me right.
Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't if you metro do, It wasn't. It
Speaker 2: wasn't made. It wasn't that. What's another one. It wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Don't play with a valley, it was anything else. You know.
Speaker 2: It was just like, you know, it wasn't mustard, no,
Speaker 2: not any of that.
Speaker 1: And I but I did think it was like a
Speaker 1: good uh like practice. It was I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. I was just like I need
Speaker 1: more words, I need to learn how to rhyme. I
Speaker 1: don't know it was I was overwhelmed. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to read a book.
Speaker 2: Being there with everybody thinking of stuff, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I'm not as creative as I not. I
Speaker 1: need to read a book, I will say. After I
Speaker 1: got home, I started thinking of all the things I
Speaker 1: could have said, all the things that rhymed I was.
Speaker 2: I woke up the next day. I was one fish, bluefish,
Speaker 2: who is ubiche?
Speaker 1: Like I was in my house truly like creating Pulitzer
Speaker 1: Prize when it wraps home. Yeah, at two o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, And I went. And I woke up
Speaker 1: the next day and I was like, oh, you know
Speaker 1: what I should have said, But listen, if you don't
Speaker 1: have a birthday party and you don't have people record
Speaker 1: a record in the studio, send them the track beforehand.
Speaker 2: I agreed, because I asked for it and didn't get it.
Speaker 1: They did not, and that would have been helpful. But
Speaker 1: also it was just like, I think she wanted us
Speaker 1: to be in the moment and to actually like play
Speaker 1: off of each other. So I got that, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm that type of our worker bee
Speaker 1: at all. I think I need to like do my
Speaker 1: push ups at home in a corner and then come
Speaker 1: in like ready to make the honey push ups.
Speaker 2: You do push ups at the hump. No, you know
Speaker 2: that it was in an analogy, bitch, you know what
Speaker 2: the analogy? What push ups? What does push ups stand for? Whatever?
Speaker 2: I just want to know.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great year for all the birthday
Speaker 1: things that people have been doing. Sydney did a paint
Speaker 1: and uh paint and sit for her for the group.
Speaker 1: This person did a studio session. Uh yeah, I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see what all the others. I mean, it's taken
Speaker 1: us to Cowboy Carter. I mean, we have to send
Speaker 1: her money for the tickets, but we send it already,
Speaker 1: so then you can't say she's taking us. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: is that what it is? I mean, she she's like
Speaker 1: she paid, she paid for it up top. But that's
Speaker 1: not you can't say she's taking us. That makes it
Speaker 1: sound like she brought everybody's tickets to see Beyonce. She
Speaker 1: would never never that, bitch. I mean maybe maybe if she,
Speaker 1: you know, came into some money, but yeah, the way
Speaker 1: she's like, y'all got one more week y'all got one
Speaker 1: more week to vemmo me, and then after the.
Speaker 2: Week she gets the tickets go up for sales.
Speaker 1: You know how she gets and you know she's petty
Speaker 1: like that, will you will get replaced?
Speaker 2: Who's not you?
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying in general, we have some friends
Speaker 1: that's like they not playing about their Vemo. They will
Speaker 1: hit you up. They don't have no shame. They're like,
Speaker 1: don't make me be a bill collector, but I will.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I forgot how much the tickets cost,
Speaker 1: so at this point she could just Vemo girl four fifty.
Speaker 2: I talked to her this morning.
Speaker 1: I'vemoting her and I was like, all right, I guess
Speaker 1: so shit. She's like, a, yeah, no, I saw you
Speaker 1: was getting birthday cars and putting money in people's cars,
Speaker 1: and you know you owe me money. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh not this, not this my mom.
Speaker 2: You owe me?
Speaker 1: Is it mess to owe somebody money and then be
Speaker 1: spending money in front of them?
Speaker 2: Obviously?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all that's an always like, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it's okay to borrow money, but then you have
Speaker 1: to follow up by still being like, oh, like you
Speaker 1: ain't got it, or like things are bad. You can't
Speaker 1: be borrow money and then acting like, oh things is up,
Speaker 1: I'm living, I'm thriving. Oh nobody wants to see that. Well,
Speaker 1: you need to continue the bad, the rock bottom. Some
Speaker 1: people borrow so that they can bawl. They borrow so
Speaker 1: they can ball. I was dating a dude and this
Speaker 1: guy used to ask him for money for stuff, and
Speaker 1: he would always feel bad because he'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: if he's asking me, he must have exhausted all his
Speaker 1: real friends.
Speaker 2: And I'm like yeah, or he's like, why ask my
Speaker 2: real friends? When I ask this random who will give
Speaker 2: me some fucking money?
Speaker 1: I would do that, but he gave him money once
Speaker 1: and then he went to Miami for spring break. I said,
Speaker 1: now you got a lot of nerve. That's that's insane,
Speaker 1: because you in Miami in your first of all you
Speaker 1: are you've aged out of that. If you are asking people,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's childish and you too.
Speaker 2: Old for it. At the same time, never, that's we
Speaker 2: need to start. That's mess. You two old, you too young? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm a human being. I am every woman from everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do what I want to do regardless.
Speaker 1: Spring break is for college kids and people in their
Speaker 1: twenties early thirties. You can't be forty years old at
Speaker 1: spring break after you've done borrowed money to get there.
Speaker 2: That's that's a red flag. Who am I not a god?
Speaker 2: You're a person. You're a person who's not asking for
Speaker 2: money to go to spring break. No.
Speaker 1: No, But I have asked money from a friend. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I need to get this lingerie, but
Speaker 1: myleres directed bus didn't it.
Speaker 2: Can I borrow this?
Speaker 1: And the friend was like, it's fine, just take it
Speaker 1: like they was like, oh, you need a lingerie for somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're allowed to have sex if you
Speaker 2: ain't got no money. Not if you're a woman.
Speaker 3: If you're a damn woman, woman, let me be your woman.
Speaker 3: Wo w woman, you are messy woman woman woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're borrowing money to buy penny draws sexy fenty, Hey,
Speaker 1: if you want me to come in my dusters and
Speaker 1: that you know the string is hanging off and whatnot,
Speaker 1: the elastre.
Speaker 2: If you're my friend, you would want better for me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I would send you a linked in or indeed link.
Speaker 1: Marie, you're the type of friend I know, like, honestly
Speaker 1: like you. You are my best. But I know if
Speaker 1: I had to borrow money from you. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'd have to write a paper. I have to write
Speaker 1: a paper. There are three reasons why I need one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would.
Speaker 1: I would have to do like a PowerPoint, and then
Speaker 1: I would have to show you. Okay, this is the
Speaker 1: date that I would pay you back. And like they were,
Speaker 1: you make me sound worse than a mina. Chris Marie,
Speaker 1: you do you don't. Let I've never heard of you
Speaker 1: giving out money to nobody.
Speaker 2: I give money to my siblings.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it, yes, of course, But like my friends
Speaker 1: have also never asked me for money. Why would you
Speaker 1: be asking me for money? They know, they know not
Speaker 1: you know rich people. Why would you ask me, oh little?
Speaker 1: Because they feel your first of all, never never poor,
Speaker 1: never poor, reasy, but no cheesy.
Speaker 2: You've been on TV since I've known this bit. Do
Speaker 2: not believe me.
Speaker 1: We were on sitting together. No, when we were Yes,
Speaker 1: when you did something different with your money, we didn't
Speaker 1: do the same things. Friend, I was going through a relapse.
Speaker 1: You were going through a new account okay, okay. Because
Speaker 1: of that, and because of that, I don't borrow money
Speaker 1: from people.
Speaker 2: But when people need to borrow from.
Speaker 1: Me, I'll be like, you never, you never borrow money ever. No,
Speaker 1: not not at my big age.
Speaker 2: No, you never. You never. When's the last time you
Speaker 2: borrowed money? I don't think that. I don't think that
Speaker 2: I have. Marie is better than y'all.
Speaker 1: Okay, Marie better than y'all, better than y'all, better than
Speaker 1: than y'all.
Speaker 2: Marie better than y'all. I just yeah for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, Marie, you are good with money because you
Speaker 1: beat you like you think about stuff.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm you know you investing. You got acorn, you.
Speaker 1: Got acorn app Bitch, I hear you talk about things
Speaker 1: that you shift.
Speaker 2: Into the next Marcus Marcus account.
Speaker 1: But let me say this, Yes, when you met me,
Speaker 1: you was in and out of ubers.
Speaker 2: You were.
Speaker 1: I never saw you on the train because you were like, hey,
Speaker 1: oh the hold hold on, let.
Speaker 2: Me finish, let me finish, let me finish, my young friend.
Speaker 2: We don't need to review the tapes, bitch. We know
Speaker 2: I'm mad with money.
Speaker 1: Sidney was jumping in at the cars and I would
Speaker 1: drag my weary body to the what the train? She's
Speaker 1: a year Damn this speech. When you met me, I
Speaker 1: did not take cars to you, to you the B
Speaker 1: and the Q Hall. But let me tell you what
Speaker 1: I would do, because that's what kind of friend. If
Speaker 1: I'm wasting my money, you coming with me, says and
Speaker 1: I would get you in a car with me with me.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, if I'm leaving my house to
Speaker 1: come to see you, or I'm going to the sea
Speaker 1: for a show, or I'm coming home after whatever, I
Speaker 1: was taking the train. She was and Bowery is rich,
Speaker 1: and now I'd be like, well, I don't really want
Speaker 1: to pay this for the car, but I'm late, but
Speaker 1: gotta go and I'm taking I can do that now
Speaker 1: because that's where I'm at.
Speaker 2: Reesaid, listen, you broke, bitch.
Speaker 1: You was taking uber black since I've known you, and
Speaker 1: now you gotta take to train at two am, which
Speaker 1: is not true, Sydney. Don't take It's not like a trend,
Speaker 1: which is not true. I'm actually I'm still in a car.
Speaker 1: I'm actually doing what I'm going.
Speaker 2: Got it? You gotta meant.
Speaker 1: I want to I really do want to be wiser
Speaker 1: and better with my money. It's so freaking hard. I
Speaker 1: need a financial advisor. I also need someone to give
Speaker 1: me two hundred thousand or more or more and land
Speaker 1: and land and land. I need like it's so imperative.
Speaker 1: I watch all this stuff for these girls and people.
Speaker 1: I even I even know people that are like, you know, dude,
Speaker 1: just sending money and like, hey, you want to get
Speaker 1: this and let's go here and dah dah da da.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know that.
Speaker 1: I want that too, but you were that, and you
Speaker 1: are that sometimes I want it.
Speaker 2: You are that. Please.
Speaker 1: I don't think the person i'm with with a with
Speaker 1: a would say that.
Speaker 2: I would. I would.
Speaker 1: I want to be with the person who's doing normal
Speaker 1: stuff with their money, but I also want somebody who's
Speaker 1: fucking frivolous with them and just giving it to me.
Speaker 2: That's what I want, That's.
Speaker 1: What I need. But I would not expect that of
Speaker 1: the person that I'm with now. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: sounds like you might need to date a man now.
Speaker 1: Now y'all gonna go Dutch because they wasn't doing it.
Speaker 2: We can go dut Dutch. You can go Dutch. She
Speaker 2: tak care of me.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying I want two hundred thousand or more.
Speaker 2: That's what I want.
Speaker 1: Land. Where's this land gonna come from? Of course we're
Speaker 1: not good with our money. America's not good with their money. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If America isn't dead, I too will remain in debt.
Speaker 1: But the thing that is really just like blowing mind
Speaker 1: blowing me right now to date, Like I'm I'm like
Speaker 1: one of the coolest, funniest, chillest people to be around.
Speaker 1: Like people should be paying me to be around, to
Speaker 1: be to be around, and they are and they are,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I heart. I'm like a man. You are big money players.
Speaker 1: Okay, I said I'm the coolest, funniest person around everyone.
Speaker 1: I also said everyone everyone that you be with is
Speaker 1: cool and funny. And then I also said, slept at
Speaker 1: a party. I will, I will sleep. I gotta get
Speaker 1: my rest. But when I'm up, I'm up. It's stuck.
Speaker 1: When I'm down, she's out. When she's down, she's out.
Speaker 1: When she's up, it's stuck exactly. That might be the title.
Speaker 1: You say, it's too long?
Speaker 2: Is too long? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have to count the words. Listen, what do you agree?
Speaker 1: I just feel like, well, the thing is is I
Speaker 1: want well for us, you know, I want I want
Speaker 1: to sponsored, I want everybody, you know, I want us
Speaker 1: to get fluid out with no you know, no sex involved.
Speaker 1: I just want us to go places. You know people,
Speaker 1: Oh gonna have to fly you for this, there to
Speaker 1: be sex involved. Uh, Dubai, you would do stuff Dubai.
Speaker 1: Huh you would do stuff for Dubai. Oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing nothing. But I'm saying like there's people who are
Speaker 1: going taking these trips to these tropical islands and they
Speaker 1: you know, giving up. But but that's that. I want
Speaker 1: us to go on these like brandishing.
Speaker 2: Up but giving up. But it's a crazy title and
Speaker 2: we will not.
Speaker 1: The girls are taking brand trips to like Bahama Uba
Speaker 1: and I don't know, the tarts and the girls to
Speaker 1: grease someding the girls. I feel like it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: Caribbean sea type stunts. The thing is, well, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is where I will say, Marie, I'm old because I
Speaker 1: can't play that game nomore like I'm sober, I don't have.
Speaker 2: I would love some.
Speaker 1: Bars bores with my bitch. I would love some bars bores,
Speaker 1: some Boars's no well, samsa lysteria, But yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to go on a like a fun like trip with
Speaker 1: brands or whatever. But I also know that I don't
Speaker 1: have the patience to be like, yay, yeah, let's go photos, yeah, video.
Speaker 1: They paid for everything, and you just had to be
Speaker 1: that for a couple of days. You couldn't do it
Speaker 1: at this age. I'm like, even for money, I was
Speaker 1: just like, I want that, dude.
Speaker 2: I don't want to want the money and the.
Speaker 1: Lamb, but you don't want to do the work. It
Speaker 1: doesn't even really work when you think about it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So this woman was like, if a camera was following
Speaker 1: you for a whole week, would it show you working
Speaker 1: hard for where you want to be? And that was
Speaker 1: a great dead line. I said, bitch, not you slapping
Speaker 1: me at seven am on TikTok.
Speaker 2: So when you're saying so you was watching TikTok at seven.
Speaker 1: Am at seven am, she said, if a camera was
Speaker 1: she was like, the first the video started, get up?
Speaker 2: Yes, do you get your get up?
Speaker 1: Do you really think that you're being the best that
Speaker 1: you could be the best to your abilities? Okay, if
Speaker 1: a camera follows you around for seven days, would it
Speaker 1: show you working where you want to be in life,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, Carol, why you.
Speaker 2: Drag me like this?
Speaker 1: The camera followed me for seven days, it'd be a
Speaker 1: lot of downtime. It'd be a lot of me not
Speaker 1: it be a lot of me ignoring my phone. And
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You ignore your phone. I see you hold your phone
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm checking my email to see if I
Speaker 1: got a response. I'm you know, I'm checking my Instagram
Speaker 1: to see how many comments I just got.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not responding to work things.
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, I'm not checking my calendar to
Speaker 1: see if I can do that thing that they reached
Speaker 1: out about.
Speaker 2: What you're putting in stuff in your calendar?
Speaker 1: So you are you're better than that stuff in Yeah, Marie,
Speaker 1: better than us, that might be the title I feel.
Speaker 1: But you got to put it better than us, like
Speaker 1: order than us. But now, Sidney, if a camera drew
Speaker 1: around for seven days, what would it catch you doing?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: I hate taking that. I hate drinking. Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of First of all, I have an apartment now,
Speaker 1: and like when she has a home, I have a home.
Speaker 1: A house is not a home until you're like, this
Speaker 1: is this is where I be at?
Speaker 2: You know, you have a home.
Speaker 1: When somebody's like, oh you want to meet me here
Speaker 1: and you're looking around you like do I really want.
Speaker 2: To be trying to get my rents worth? Oh and
Speaker 2: the rent that I'm bad? Yeah, I'm looking around like
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: This couch just got here like two months ago. Do
Speaker 1: I really want to be outside?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I got my bed now, like somebody James put up
Speaker 1: my vanity.
Speaker 2: It's cute. It really, he's his thing. I mean it
Speaker 2: took him.
Speaker 1: It took him like two weeks, but and like an
Speaker 1: uber and some meals and whatnot.
Speaker 2: But like it was really I think maybe he just
Speaker 2: wants to hang out. Of course, he's my friend. He
Speaker 2: wants to hang out. And he's like, oh, well I
Speaker 2: could just do a little bit of the work. And
Speaker 2: it's my friend.
Speaker 1: So if we hanging out and I'm feeding you and stuff,
Speaker 1: do I have to pay you as well?
Speaker 2: No, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Mess.
Speaker 2: Mess.
Speaker 1: Everybody's time means something and is its value, and so
Speaker 1: like yeah, maybe you don't have to pay them, pay
Speaker 1: them but give them something.
Speaker 2: But you can give them lunch and ubers it sound
Speaker 2: like and money. Yeah, I'm bad.
Speaker 1: I'm bad with George Washington, Carver Washington. That's why y'all
Speaker 1: should make me rich because just no, I'm giving back.
Speaker 2: I'm taking care of everybody, well the people.
Speaker 1: Don't you want don't you wish your girlfriend at my need?
Speaker 2: Don't you as your girlfriend had cash like me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: shout out to the pussy hot Dog. They were toxic.
Speaker 2: But oh, you didn't talk about your mess this week?
Speaker 2: Did you have any?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So my mess for the week is, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to somebody right now, and every time they
Speaker 1: do something that I don't like, I talk to the council,
Speaker 1: the citadel of friends, and everyone gives me a different
Speaker 1: opinion about him. And you know, when you tell a story,
Speaker 1: you tell people yes side, so they'd be like, oh
Speaker 1: my girl, why would you say that? And then you
Speaker 1: talk to the person and y'all fix everything. And now
Speaker 1: you got to go back to your friends and clear
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 2: Cous me or you got.
Speaker 1: But I was talking to you, I was talking to Matteo,
Speaker 1: I was talking to my sister. These are all people
Speaker 1: who are like, while I'm talking about this person, they're like,
Speaker 1: but I will say this your sister me Matteo. We
Speaker 1: also know you friend, so we taken in everything, but
Speaker 1: we also know you, so we like, right, you know me,
Speaker 1: but you also only know the part of the story
Speaker 1: that I'm telling. But I also know you. I know
Speaker 1: how you get down. So I'm like, I absolutely know
Speaker 1: both sides because if anything, if anything, somebody who's dating you,
Speaker 1: because I feel like we have like a like a
Speaker 1: really like sisterhood and we I feel like we know
Speaker 1: each other pretty damn well. Like even when you know
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a kind of way, you you actually know
Speaker 1: how to remix and be like, well, this is actually
Speaker 1: what you're feeling.
Speaker 2: And I feel like maybe the same with you.
Speaker 1: So like if you're dating someone and they're acting like this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I already know how you was acting, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because you're like, actually, actually yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm and for that reason, I'm out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then when everything gets fixed, I'm not coming with
Speaker 1: the same level of details. Like you just were like,
Speaker 1: well what happened, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, it's cool.
Speaker 1: I think we're on the right page, and you're like okay,
Speaker 1: But when it's something that annoys me, details, receipts, dates, months, weeks.
Speaker 2: Time stamps. But when it's something, when are good, it's
Speaker 2: just like that's nice, that's good.
Speaker 1: But that's first of all that your friends who know you,
Speaker 1: they that's what we just expect.
Speaker 2: We expect the no no no no, and then U hmmm.
Speaker 1: And so I'm here for both and it don't make
Speaker 1: it'll make me no difference because it's just like unless
Speaker 1: somebody really fucks up to make me be like I
Speaker 1: don't actually can't be on board, which is no more,
Speaker 1: then I don't care because you know, we always going
Speaker 1: back and forth. We we Venus and Serena think, Okay, Challenger,
Speaker 1: yeah it's we're doing this, so Challengers.
Speaker 2: It's nothing. It's nothing for me.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, if you're a friend and I'm
Speaker 1: telling you something, yeah, I need your ears all the
Speaker 1: way open, but I also need your mind to like
Speaker 1: be calculating stuff and being like I already know I
Speaker 1: know how you get damage. So this is one side.
Speaker 1: But you saying this, but I know you did this, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and and you and you're saying you did this but
Speaker 1: I know you mean this. But also there's gotta be
Speaker 1: a level of judgment, like judge, but it don't stop
Speaker 1: how you move because I think a real judgy person
Speaker 1: it will affect their actions.
Speaker 2: I think we all judge.
Speaker 1: But I can hear something about someone and then see
Speaker 1: them and be like the vibes is fine. But I
Speaker 1: know some people who are so judging that they just
Speaker 1: can't They can't help themselves when a person will come
Speaker 1: around or when things arise, and those people, those are
Speaker 1: ticking time bombs. Those people you tell crumbs of stuff.
Speaker 1: You can't give them everything, yeacause because they do too much.
Speaker 2: They're gonna do too much. It's like, play it cool.
Speaker 2: Don't you want to know everything? Yeah? When you rather
Speaker 2: know everything than just know some Okay.
Speaker 1: But I'm also on the other end of like if
Speaker 1: somebody means a lot to me, yeah, I'm ready to
Speaker 1: pop off.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: If if somebody, if if I tell you something that
Speaker 1: somebody did to me, and then you're like okay, then
Speaker 1: you would be like, Okay, do I really care about
Speaker 1: this person?
Speaker 2: If you tell me something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, about something that somebody did, because like I like
Speaker 1: I have like exits or people or whatever they've done
Speaker 1: stuff to you, and you're like, oh, okay, well I'm
Speaker 1: through with them, Yeah, I'm good or I'm you could
Speaker 1: go hang out with them, but I'm good, Like I
Speaker 1: don't need to be tight with them like that. So
Speaker 1: that means you care but for me for the game, right,
Speaker 1: because I know you're gonna you're gonna go back to whoever,
Speaker 1: so I gotta be like, all right, I'm gonna see you. Listen,
Speaker 1: hey boo, hey. I just think I think realistically, everybody
Speaker 1: shouldn't know everything. I think, you know, maybe like one
Speaker 1: or two people know a couple of things, but everybody
Speaker 1: doesn't need to know everything.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, I gotta shut the fuck up. I got
Speaker 1: to shut up.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you speak to specific people. I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever it's about money stuff, it ain't with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be there with the calculator like okay, so
Speaker 1: if you if you want to carry the one girl, girl,
Speaker 1: you ain't got it.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you shouldn't be going babe. That's not
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to hear. Bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you need to say, hey, the money's coming,
Speaker 1: do it, you know, but you know what, Sidney, the
Speaker 1: money is coming, and I guess you should just do it.
Speaker 1: But keep in mind, you do have an apartment now,
Speaker 1: and you are a home renter, and I'm gonna say homeowner.
Speaker 1: You are a homeowner and you need you needs to
Speaker 1: pay that bill every month.
Speaker 2: So that's it as well as the.
Speaker 1: Rest one hundred thousand or more or more, which is
Speaker 1: not even a lot of I'm not even asking for.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do with two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I need to like invest, and
Speaker 1: there's some things that I want to you know, pay off.
Speaker 2: Hi, I are no.
Speaker 1: I yeah, but I feel like Trump just fight everybody
Speaker 1: at the r r S.
Speaker 2: So we don't really need to.
Speaker 1: There's not gonna be nobody there to like, you know,
Speaker 1: calculate the totals that.
Speaker 2: We owe him. Wait what yes? This everybody just got fired. Yes,
Speaker 2: what you're trussed about paying your time? That's not enough.
Speaker 2: They need to fire everybody for me to feel like
Speaker 2: wake up with nothing on my jacket. I'm like, they'll never.
Speaker 1: Let those people go ye where, That's what's messing up
Speaker 1: my credits. What's crazy is that the school is still
Speaker 1: standing whether I paid them or not.
Speaker 2: So why you owe me? And the tuition is so
Speaker 2: really y'all covering my tuition. It's gone.
Speaker 1: But what happens is right because this is because I
Speaker 1: learned this where I learned this from TikTok exactly. Man said,
Speaker 1: this is how like debt goes. Is the school or
Speaker 1: whatever gives it to the collections and they pay it
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, I'll buy this from you and
Speaker 1: then we'll get the money. So when you get the debt,
Speaker 1: the debt is not really supposed to be in the
Speaker 1: name of your school if they give it gave it
Speaker 1: to collections.
Speaker 2: But you have been paying stuff off for your school, right.
Speaker 1: God, not really not how I should realistically, I have not,
Speaker 1: but you still in emotions, I literally said, fuck that school.
Speaker 2: I've never been there. I don't know them. You said,
Speaker 2: who they? When they try? Every time I would see
Speaker 2: that number, there is no number I do is Sydney Washington.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know you can mute numbers from calling you.
Speaker 1: I muted all you know, Sally May and all them
Speaker 1: and now it's not even Sally May no more.
Speaker 2: One time I was like, this is we are in India?
Speaker 2: What and hang up?
Speaker 1: And so But they also say you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: hang You're not supposed to pick up.
Speaker 2: Ever, if you pick up that like starts it all
Speaker 2: over again. Yeah, I'll just be hanging up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyway, then they gave you know, the college debt
Speaker 1: to like a debt collector. And so what I've learned
Speaker 1: is they just want to get something. So you they
Speaker 1: don't have to get all the money. They'll make sure
Speaker 1: that whatever you get it down to, it's something.
Speaker 2: And then what happens after that, I don't have to
Speaker 2: pay no more.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's if you want to if you want
Speaker 1: it the nice way, I wanted the hard way.
Speaker 2: What's the hard way? Washington? We looking for Miss Washington,
Speaker 2: just go go, go go.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wa, let me let me get a different shirts.
Speaker 2: I need it for my girls. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, I want to have the tea shirt. Miss,
Speaker 2: That's what I want. We need merch. We do need merch.
Speaker 2: We'll get it. Yeah yeah. So yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there's any like listeners who are good
Speaker 1: with money, reach out to me, reach out to me.
Speaker 2: H me in your hand. What you don't need? A
Speaker 2: financial planner?
Speaker 1: Yes, baby, I need somebody on the ones and twos
Speaker 1: with my calendar and bank accounts.
Speaker 2: You know what I need?
Speaker 1: I need to be rich enough that I can afford
Speaker 1: to have a business manager.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, once you have that, they handle everything, yes,
Speaker 2: taxes and all your finance.
Speaker 1: Preach, preach business manager. I feel that that's coming. You
Speaker 1: got it, Thank you, friend. Yeah, Now what is your
Speaker 1: mess for the week?
Speaker 2: The people? I told you I fell asleep at our
Speaker 2: friend's birthday? Is that your mess? Yeah? That's my mess?
Speaker 1: That was crazy, it was I mean it was pissed. Yes, Sidney,
Speaker 1: it was pretty bad. She called me the next day.
Speaker 1: She was like, hey, I'm sorry it was on you,
Speaker 1: but it was just like we just wanted you to
Speaker 1: like get in there like you.
Speaker 2: We know, you got something that was like I had nothing, friend,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Had something during that. Maybe you shouldn't have Popeyes before.
Speaker 1: Oh that took me out. Recorded that took me out.
Speaker 1: Why do we have Popeyes in the studes? Give me
Speaker 1: some lettuce?
Speaker 2: I need some?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it have some dig In shout out to dig
Speaker 1: in me bad? Lunch was good, right and healthy. I
Speaker 1: feel light. I'm like, you feel light?
Speaker 2: Do you I feel heavy?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I feel light?
Speaker 1: And you know I gave my broccoli to you know,
Speaker 1: a guest, so I'm you know, I don't even feel
Speaker 1: like I have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I feel good. That's crazy. It's the only energy I got.
Speaker 1: Greg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when we started up, I don't feel like
Speaker 2: you started here. But yeah, I work my way. I
Speaker 2: work my way.
Speaker 1: So what I'm hearing, before you go to a party
Speaker 1: or a studio, you have to dig in, maybe not Popeyes,
Speaker 1: but digging, dig in, zug in, digging out, zig me
Speaker 1: dig it?
Speaker 2: Can you digg you dig I can't. Damn.
Speaker 1: They must have been cracking that rice you had, because no,
Speaker 1: I just you know, I get a second wind.
Speaker 2: And then you know what it is? You also drinking coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking coffee, but also you talking about people getting
Speaker 1: older and being old. I'm like, I gotta change my mindset.
Speaker 1: I gotta go in. I gotta be harder. And then
Speaker 1: when I mentioned about that woman saying if the cameras
Speaker 1: following you for a week, I'm like, yeah, if it
Speaker 1: was following you for a week, bitch, I'd be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: It'd be an embedda zine, Like it would be a
Speaker 1: lot of me looking at my phone, of nothingness, of
Speaker 1: absolutely emptiness.
Speaker 2: So what week?
Speaker 1: So is that how we should move into the next week.
Speaker 1: We should move into the next week like a camera
Speaker 1: crew is following us, what you going to do differently?
Speaker 1: I think this is the test for all of us
Speaker 1: with everybody listening. I think this is one thing a challenge.
Speaker 2: A mess.
Speaker 1: The challenge, the mess challenge for the week is what
Speaker 1: would your life be if a camera is following you
Speaker 1: for seven days? Okay, it's the Mess seven day Challenge
Speaker 1: seven day challenge. And you know right out, maybe five
Speaker 1: or six things that you did for the day that
Speaker 1: would be exciting on camera. Five or six people are
Speaker 1: doing five or six things in a day, no razing.
Speaker 1: Well one, Marie, I wake up, that's one.
Speaker 2: Yes, I also go to bed. That's two. So I
Speaker 2: really only need three more things. You gotta think big.
Speaker 2: You think it's small things like.
Speaker 1: Six things in one day. That's crazy, Marie. You have
Speaker 1: you have an exciting life, not to day. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: talk and I'll be like, wow, what did I do?
Speaker 2: What do I have going on? Raising? You went you
Speaker 2: went to you went to Florida with Matteo.
Speaker 1: That looked exciting, It was exciting if a camera was
Speaker 1: following me for that weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be like, oh wow. The four seasons.
Speaker 1: And then the other hotel we stayed out was the Rits.
Speaker 1: I never said at either one of those hotels before,
Speaker 1: but I was like, this must be how Rihanna feels
Speaker 1: because she probably lives like this regularly.
Speaker 2: King sized bed was in the same room. Since you
Speaker 2: have the same room as Rihanna.
Speaker 1: At the Ritz, Yeah, I mean all the rooms that
Speaker 1: the Rits feel like Rihanna costeto.
Speaker 2: House.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean I did get room service and
Speaker 1: it came to.
Speaker 2: Fifty three dollars. Did you have to pay for that?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a work expense.
Speaker 1: That was on the I was on the clock, on
Speaker 1: the clock, wait crazy, it was it was on. All
Speaker 1: I got was pizza and a glass of champagne for
Speaker 1: fifty three dollars. Pizza was like nineteen dollars, the champagne
Speaker 1: was sixteen. And then all these service charges, delivery fee,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah came to fifty three dollars. That's the mess,
Speaker 1: the add ons that all that Like, I've never been
Speaker 1: that person to look at the receipt more than I
Speaker 1: have now I am that looking ass receipt bitch's and
Speaker 1: I used to when I used to work at night.
Speaker 1: I would hate to see that person who not even
Speaker 1: paying me, Like, can I see the receipt?
Speaker 2: What can I see it? Guys? What is interest? Is
Speaker 2: your car getting put down? What? Oh are you expensing this?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What do you need to see the receipt for?
Speaker 1: But now I see because I'm looking, I'm like, you
Speaker 1: the receiving what extra?
Speaker 2: What extra shit are you putting on here?
Speaker 1: Or what?
Speaker 2: Stuff that don't make sense? What is this? What is that? Well?
Speaker 2: Also you don't want to be that, but it's so annoying.
Speaker 2: I remember a woman.
Speaker 1: I was working at Dinosaur Barbecue in Harlem and I
Speaker 1: had this. I had this table of like eight people
Speaker 1: and I don't know where they were from, but they
Speaker 1: couldn't have been from nowhere near New York.
Speaker 2: But the people are like, what is this graduity? Where
Speaker 2: is the deed? Miss duity? What's it?
Speaker 1: Ah? We didn't order no graduity? And I said, hmm,
Speaker 1: Now how many people were in the party eight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't know that the griduity gets added at party five?
Speaker 2: I said I have to walk away.
Speaker 1: Someone else is gonna deal with this because I got not.
Speaker 1: I can't look at you it with a straight face.
Speaker 1: After you said graduity, you have. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing the duity.
Speaker 1: Stands for don't talk to me, do not And so yeah,
Speaker 1: there'll be that kind of person, or there's a person
Speaker 1: they'll be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, what is this juice? This is juice for
Speaker 2: twelve dollars? What is this juice?
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, you ordered a mocktail, but it's
Speaker 1: not on the menu, so juice, it's juice. And then
Speaker 1: the one be like for twelve dollars, yeah, well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the average mixed juice, the average drink here is eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 2: So I'm up tail twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's another reason why I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to be in the house because I know when
Speaker 1: I'm in the house, I'm not spending that money. That's
Speaker 1: not true because sometimes I wake up and I pick
Speaker 1: up my laptop and I say, ooh, Soon's always having
Speaker 1: a sale. Or I'll be on Instagram on my laptop
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, oh, where should get them shorts from?
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, well, let me just see. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stop you right at the LTK. I'm clicking links,
Speaker 1: I'm putting things in the shopping I'm stopping you there.
Speaker 1: That's why you to not pick up your laptop, not
Speaker 1: pick up your phone, put it down, sister, stay eyes closed.
Speaker 2: I know that I'm not spending any money in my sleep. Girl.
Speaker 2: I know that, girl.
Speaker 1: That's why I say sleep. Now we brought it back
Speaker 1: to why I'm napping all the time. You're trying to
Speaker 1: say because you're trying to save money. Napping makes you
Speaker 1: financially responsible. If I would sleep the whole time, I
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I probably would have way more money than I have.
Speaker 1: If the camera crew was following here we go and
Speaker 1: all you was doing is sleeping, they would be like,
Speaker 1: this person needs medical attention, I do.
Speaker 2: Is there your doctor in the house? Oh hey, is
Speaker 2: there any doctors listening to mess? Of course? Can you
Speaker 2: dm us? We're gonna need you in the comments.
Speaker 1: Just let us know what kind of doctor you are
Speaker 1: and where I can get your MD at you're mding, Marie.
Speaker 1: What's the last purchase you've made on your phone? How
Speaker 1: about that on my phone?
Speaker 2: I usually don't buy stuff on my phone. You use
Speaker 2: your laptop? Yeah, damn the way my Apple pay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The last pursose I made on my phone was like
Speaker 1: a like a train to get. Okay, well, what's the
Speaker 1: last thing that you like. What's the thing that you
Speaker 1: like spent money on? Like for real, like a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Yeah, you don't want to say no, I
Speaker 1: ordered a bunch of stuff on Essence.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, Yeah it was a sale. No, it's not
Speaker 2: a girl. You was playing full price.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how much money my friend got
Speaker 1: full price money?
Speaker 2: Honey.
Speaker 1: Well you know, I returned them boots and they've been
Speaker 1: trying to send them back to me, but I'm dodging
Speaker 1: the boots.
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, that's really my mess. Okay, hey, tell tell
Speaker 2: them we don't know ordered some well know because Kate,
Speaker 2: this brand Kate.
Speaker 1: They have these really cute croc embossed knee high boots. Right,
Speaker 1: they've been they've been sold out since before Christmas, the.
Speaker 2: Ones that Greta have, right, Yes, okay, they've been.
Speaker 1: Sold out since before Christmas. So I couldn't get them.
Speaker 1: But Essence has like a dupe, the Kate leather knee
Speaker 1: hot boot.
Speaker 2: I ordered them. I get aside thirty eight.
Speaker 1: They're too small, interesting, I said, which is crazy because
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty eight. So if you're if it doesn't fitting, you're.
Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's saying it's cut small because I'm a thirty seven
Speaker 1: point five, but the toe is like like narrow square.
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, think I got these.
Speaker 1: But I walked up and down my like from my
Speaker 1: living room to my kitchen, living room to my kitchen,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't do these.
Speaker 2: I sent them back.
Speaker 1: I get an email from Essence since you're listening, not
Speaker 1: Essence mag Butzenesizens, and they were like, yeah, the condition
Speaker 1: of these boots, we can't accept them because you wore them.
Speaker 2: I said, whoa. Meanwhile, back at the Rancho.
Speaker 1: Them, I wore them from my kitchen to my bathroom
Speaker 1: and back.
Speaker 2: What your flores was looking like? Sis, it's not It's
Speaker 2: not about the floors. It's about the quality of the boots.
Speaker 1: What I said in the email, I said, please don't
Speaker 1: send these boots back to me because the quality is
Speaker 1: bad because I didn't wear them.
Speaker 2: They're too small. Did they give you the money back?
Speaker 1: No? They were like, we have we can't accept them.
Speaker 1: We're sending them back to my house.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: So they've attempted to deliver them twice and I have
Speaker 1: not been home both times. So I feel like after three,
Speaker 1: we strike stay out. They got to return to send
Speaker 1: her and then I think I'm gonna get my money back.
Speaker 1: That's how it works, right, yeah, because if I can't
Speaker 1: accept them, you gotta take them back. No, girl, They
Speaker 1: already went back and forth, already pronounced for something else.
Speaker 1: Marie allegedly allegedly, oh girl.
Speaker 2: The mic, I gotta hear this.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen. So my Clear membership had expired. But they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, we're about to charge you again. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to. I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Pay, but you didn't. You didn't pay for that.
Speaker 1: No, no, so but they charged the card no, and
Speaker 1: my bank was like, did you pay for this?
Speaker 2: And I was like no, but do you still have Clear? Okay?
Speaker 2: So boom.
Speaker 1: When I was at the airport when to get to
Speaker 1: the plane to go to Orlando, yes, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have pre check and Clear and I get on
Speaker 1: the line.
Speaker 2: I'm breezing through. I hate when this happened.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm in the front of the line. The lady
Speaker 1: my picture. They say your Clear membership has expired.
Speaker 2: They say it out loud.
Speaker 1: The lady was like, if you want to sign up
Speaker 1: right now, we can do it. Right now, I said,
Speaker 1: but I zunk. I said, hey, ma'am, you're yelling.
Speaker 2: You're yelling.
Speaker 1: He said, first of all, lower you're got your voice.
Speaker 1: And then I had to go on the regular TSA
Speaker 1: PreCheck line and whiould be just as long. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's not as long as the regular line, but
Speaker 1: it is. The clear PreCheck line was absolutely quicker. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my flight was boarding at that time, so it was.
Speaker 2: Like a mad dash to the gate. But you love
Speaker 2: that that you live on the edge.
Speaker 1: This is how you do you Well, I was Sky priority,
Speaker 1: So I walked by all the group d's and I
Speaker 1: went and sat right in two a GODJA said that
Speaker 1: first club reporting fraud twice in this short amount of months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not gonna work. That's yeah.
Speaker 1: Again, all of this leged, it's not happening, leged, not
Speaker 1: happen allegedly. You know, we're a storyteller, yes, fables and fallacy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's like too messes in a role right there.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is mess pon mass. We work.
Speaker 1: We've been working for the people since we since we've
Speaker 1: been in since since we said and go, we're like
Speaker 1: and the scene.
Speaker 2: So what else is going on.
Speaker 1: Should we read a couple of messy things that we
Speaker 1: got from the people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, sure sure.
Speaker 1: I have slept with two of my coworkers, and two
Speaker 1: others seem to be showing interest as well.
Speaker 2: Where you work the job? Where do you work an office?
Speaker 1: Nah? This feel like service industry stuff. Yeah, I've been there,
Speaker 1: So you're like, wait, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's what it says.
Speaker 1: I have slept with two of my coworkers, and two
Speaker 1: others seem to be showing interest as well.
Speaker 2: I think after two you're done.
Speaker 1: It's a lights out jigger, Like it's like you did
Speaker 1: You've done it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mabe, you've literally done them all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to chuch them all, but you're
Speaker 1: about to catch it all.
Speaker 2: You hit, you would hit everybody on the lineup.
Speaker 1: So I mean, unless you really need that much coverage
Speaker 1: for your shifts, because you bang four people, that means
Speaker 1: four people that hopefully you can be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't work.
Speaker 2: This week, they're not available. I'll let you know I've
Speaker 2: been there.
Speaker 1: Like when I was working at this place, I hooked
Speaker 1: up with a bellman and a bartender and I said,
Speaker 1: I think that I've seen it all, well.
Speaker 2: You didn't back of house, front of house? Okay, kind
Speaker 2: of disorder.
Speaker 1: Whoever, No, they're both being seen. Oh yep, both both
Speaker 1: had muscles.
Speaker 2: Well what the bellman needed them to pick up the bag?
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. I won't even lie. He was hot.
Speaker 1: He was very hot. Girl played met like dashing, ducking.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: We I think maybe it.
Speaker 1: Might have been the alcoholism that turned him off, but
Speaker 1: it could have just been my overall thirstiness.
Speaker 2: I can't I can't place it.
Speaker 1: But when I tell you, I would be looking at
Speaker 1: the schedule like, oh, where he at?
Speaker 2: And I think he felt that energy and he was like,
Speaker 2: I will not be wherever she is. Oh, girl, he
Speaker 2: was looking at the schedule to see where you was
Speaker 2: at and he was opting out. Yeah, and I was.
Speaker 2: I was a hostess.
Speaker 1: I was at the hostess tam eyes peeled at every interest.
Speaker 2: Looking for him, ready to pull up. It was bad.
Speaker 2: It was embarrassing. So you don't want to be that.
Speaker 2: So girl, you don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, if you bang in the coworkers and
Speaker 1: you keeping it, you know, ice coffee, carmelatte chill and
Speaker 1: good for you. But one of the people they gonna
Speaker 1: turn you out, and then you're gonna be looking at
Speaker 1: the schedule your finger on air, like Monday, Wednesdayday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn. I banged up coworker once. It was a bartender.
Speaker 2: It's fine. It's always just fine. It's always just fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I'm going to get engaged this year.
Speaker 1: I'm single, Okay, I love the Delulu, so I'm talking.
Speaker 2: So I'm taking one last victory lap.
Speaker 1: So far this year, I slept with my trainer and
Speaker 1: a coworker. It's been fun. I encourage everyone to do this. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is not mess, this is living. So you been living.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be engaged this year. But you're single and
Speaker 1: you've already banged two people, living your best life.
Speaker 2: So where is the how? Hm hmm.
Speaker 1: It's a little mess that you think that it's gonna
Speaker 1: happen this year, but it might. I was at a
Speaker 1: show this weekend and there was a couple in the
Speaker 1: front row. They are engaged. They've been together for six months.
Speaker 1: I said, huh, you've known each other longer. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we've known each other for six months and we're engaged,
Speaker 1: he said, when I know.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, he might turn her into a documentary.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. When somebody's that for sure, he
Speaker 2: got a body bag. Yeah yeah. I was like, how
Speaker 2: you know? He was like, I know, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, okay, I'll keep my eyes peeled for
Speaker 1: the Netflix dock for the Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting it on.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting it out there, but it's just like
Speaker 1: we need to be thinking more about like people are
Speaker 1: out of their minds and we are just so loose
Speaker 1: with the goose and our like information in our lives,
Speaker 1: and we just be showing up anywhere, pulling up, giving
Speaker 1: everybody anything, and we never just thinking like, oh, this
Speaker 1: person can murder me. But I do think that, though
Speaker 1: you do. I think that on a regular basis. I
Speaker 1: said this to you last night on the phone. I said,
Speaker 1: in the back of my mind, I'm like, this could
Speaker 1: be bad for me, I said, and Sydney said no,
Speaker 1: and I said, yours, Well, they better they better have
Speaker 1: two bullets.
Speaker 2: Okay, is they taking me with you? They better have.
Speaker 1: Bullets because I'm gonna be right beside Jesha, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, let me read this last card
Speaker 1: that I have. My friend is on okay Cupid, Okay
Speaker 1: vintage retro. My friend is on okay Cupid, and the
Speaker 1: first people who matched with her were her former students.
Speaker 2: I it's that's mass completely.
Speaker 1: But I also want to know how old is the
Speaker 1: friend and these students, because it's like now they I
Speaker 1: feel like they be getting substitute teachers that are damn
Speaker 1: near at the same age as the kids, so it's
Speaker 1: real confusing.
Speaker 2: And then the kids be old. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, it's a mess. It's a mess.
Speaker 1: Okay stupid to me implies the person is in their
Speaker 1: forties order, because that's for the people who like, you know,
Speaker 1: okay Cupid is like computer day in like you gotta
Speaker 1: go with the wwww dot.
Speaker 2: Okayqbit dot com.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, and the student like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: said that www.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be www dot you upside your head ttp
Speaker 1: slash slash ww dot.
Speaker 2: I don't don't like these students.
Speaker 1: I feel like twenty one twenty two, that's what I feel.
Speaker 2: Is that mess with that just living? I mean, it's
Speaker 2: living for the students. No, it's all mess.
Speaker 1: For the teacher, it's all mess, okay. And it was
Speaker 1: the last card you got, friend, I can't read it.
Speaker 1: Like penmanship is so important and we just be typing
Speaker 1: all the time that we how to write. We don't
Speaker 1: know how to really like make things legible, hold a pen.
Speaker 1: Everything is chicken scratch. That's part of the seven day
Speaker 1: Mess challenge. Make sure you write.
Speaker 2: Once a day. Oh is that so?
Speaker 1: Yeahf a camera crew is following you around for seven days,
Speaker 1: you should also be writing at.
Speaker 2: Least that is that a part of our challenge? Do
Speaker 2: we need to challenge ourselves? You don't write something down
Speaker 2: every day? I'll see right. I don't think that it's
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I am embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I be writing my own name out and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this looks like someone who doesn't know me is like
Speaker 1: trying to write what my signature would look like.
Speaker 2: Becca, Do you have a pen and paper? I just
Speaker 2: want to it, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Penn, I'll write it on the back of this card.
Speaker 1: I would love to see Sidney write Hi. My name
Speaker 1: is Sidney, and I'll write hi, E Marie.
Speaker 2: You know that you have good writing? People tell me
Speaker 2: my hand writing. It looks like graffiti. So I don't
Speaker 2: like it. This is not this is terrible challenge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to see. I want to see
Speaker 1: what it's giving. I want to see what you write
Speaker 1: like and it's.
Speaker 2: Going fast to it's giving script. Let me see show them. Hi, Oh, Sidney,
Speaker 2: you write like a man.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like you know how guys boys have
Speaker 1: like kind of quick see handwriting.
Speaker 2: No, you write like a doctor's like a boss. No
Speaker 2: boss man, Yeah that's how you write. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: like that. Let me see what you're writing like. Well,
Speaker 2: you did it fast. I'm gonna do money a little
Speaker 2: bit slower. No, don't take your time. Sure sure, sure, sure.
Speaker 2: This is not a versus.
Speaker 1: I just want you to know we're never we're never
Speaker 1: challenging each other. It's never against. It's just you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's I don't like to compare, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't like comparison. All right, wrong, I don't have it
Speaker 1: looks kind of like your Sydney's just a little bit
Speaker 1: more pushed into the paper. Is very girl. It's very
Speaker 1: like a girl wrote it, Sydney. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Your handwriting is not giving me. I'm a little bit surprised.
Speaker 2: You know. I saw a thing on TikTok not TikTok Twitter.
Speaker 1: This girl wrote a whole thing and it was like, hey,
Speaker 1: pack your bags, we're going to Dubai. I love you
Speaker 1: more than anything. Blah blah blah blah blah. She posted
Speaker 1: it and people were like, that's girl handwriting. No man
Speaker 1: wrote that for you. And she was like, he's taking
Speaker 1: me to do Bay And people are like, I know
Speaker 1: a girl's handwriting when I see it, Sydney, if you
Speaker 1: had written that in your hand writing, people be like,
Speaker 1: a man, it's taking you to Dubai. I don't like
Speaker 1: to subscribe to ginger roles and all the other stuff.
Speaker 1: So punctuation roles that first of all, My signature is
Speaker 1: my handwriting is very vathm.
Speaker 2: So it hits all. It's everything is they damn all
Speaker 2: and everything. Then you're right on this car, pack your bag.
Speaker 1: No, okay, well this has been I mean I think
Speaker 1: I've I've hit my mark right now.
Speaker 2: You've you hit your wall? Yeah, the wall is there.
Speaker 1: We'll coffee you wearing the wall. The Trump wall is there,
Speaker 1: for sure. The wall is like six feet of fence
Speaker 1: but okay, it's not real. It's not real, So boom.
Speaker 1: You know what your assignment is for the week seven
Speaker 1: day mess challenge. Make sure you write something every day,
Speaker 1: once a day, and then walk around and treat your
Speaker 1: life like a camera crew was following you for seven
Speaker 1: The next seven days, are y'all sending us mess? I
Speaker 1: would like to can y'all send us more mess? That'd
Speaker 1: be nice?
Speaker 2: Yes? And it's a mess. Yeah, and it's more mess?
Speaker 2: Review us? Rate all that good? What's the phone number
Speaker 2: I want people to call? Oh? Yeah, call we haven't
Speaker 2: We've never alone?
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