WEBVTT - EP433: Dad Pee Peed WHERE!?!

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<v Speaker 1>Confessor sins. Yeah, oh yeah, yes, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. We are having a better time now that

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<v Speaker 2>you're here.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name? Sit down? Sit down, take a load off?

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<v Speaker 3>What are your sins? What's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>First?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Josh Australia. Yeah, we are what part Perth?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>My family in Melbourne. Oh no, I don't have the

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<v Speaker 4>accent definitely. Yeah. Okay, so actually in La sorry, believe

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<v Speaker 4>it or not.

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<v Speaker 5>So last time I was, last time I was at

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<v Speaker 5>Disneyland was when I was maybe six, and yeah, need

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<v Speaker 5>to take a piss, as you do when you're six,

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<v Speaker 5>you have tiny bladder.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was out there.

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<v Speaker 5>Dad was like, I'll come with her, you know, you

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to go by yourself. And yeah, crossing swords,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, just a classic your dad, Hey with my dad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>so my sword is obviously a bit lower, but yeah, yeah, crossing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well and size though, Yeah, I mean the six year

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<v Speaker 3>old Yeah, raighted Disneyland. Dude, splash mountain for a reason. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>splashing around to that you're not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so we're out there crossing swords and like, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know, maybe someone just like couldn't make it to

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<v Speaker 5>the toilet first.

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<v Speaker 2>They must have wet the floor and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Slipped straight over the bowl and Dad like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>I just couldn't stop. He didn't think, just like piss

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<v Speaker 5>on the floor or some ship, just straight on my head.

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<v Speaker 1>He pissed on your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wo kept going a.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the Australian thing to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I don't know. I was going

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<v Speaker 2>through his head.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe just probly that was going through his head.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, well my sin was just like being there,

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<v Speaker 6>so that just taking anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a low light. But that's a sin of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the last time you saw your dad's penis?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even see it, bro, I was too low down.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was I wasn't giving a fun about what

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<v Speaker 5>it looked like. I was out here feeling it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see my dad's I felt, Yes, that's absolutely wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>You wanted to be absolved to feel your dad's wier Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Please all right and nomine patri feeling. It's beir to

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<v Speaker 3>sat the ol end. You are blessed, you have confessed,

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<v Speaker 3>and now you will go away dressed.

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<v Speaker 1>You what's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>You already said that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I forgot. I was too busy thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>his dad's wiener. Yeah.